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ep 4

"546. How's the event going for y'all?"

"547. pissed as hell i climbed that huge mountain and found jack squat"

"548. There was a magic circle in front of the shrine thing that teleported us to some bird monster that whooped our ass. If you didn't see anything, it means someone must have beat it."

"549. wat?"

"550. You're Kuromu, right? If you can't beat it, no one can. Actually, on second thought..."

"549. wat?" "550. You're Kuromu, right? If you can't beat it, no one can. Actually, on second thought..."

"551. i bet i can guess who did"

"552. lol! Well, we did run into another party at the summit. It was Maple and that friend of hers."

"553. yup. i knew it"

"554. They probably went in right after us. It's a good chance they're the ones who cleared it."

"555. I bet Maple steamrolled it. You thinking maybe her friend is a monster too?"

"556. no chance in hell they're both that OP"

"557. You sure about that? It's Maple's friend after all! lol!"

"558. Good point."

"559. u got me"

ep 5:

"563. Apparently there was a massacre on the 6th night of the event. Some think it was a roaming monster with short swords and blue armor. Or maybe it's a player? In any case, tons of people died."

"564. I heard about it from my friend who was there. He ded."

"565. Short swords and blue armor rings a bell. You know what comes to mind? Maple's one friend."

"566. Yeah, but people can't just dodge swords like that. Then again, part of me thinks if they're friends with Maple, anything's possible."

"567. It'll come kill you in your sleep... THE NIGHTMARE OF DAY 6!"

"658. One of the medal skills got me thinking. [Fortress] gives 1.5x VIT so Maple probably stacked skills like that for insane defense."

"569. I bet she picked that one up too. It's right up her alley. She's beefing up even more."

"570. Get this. I was in an empty desert and what do I see? Maple and friends riding on the back of a gigantic turtle... Through the sky... Raining acid hellfire everywhere..."

"571. Error. Does not compute."

"572. I dunno either. You know what's weird? Turtle. Flying. Acid Rain. That's wack."

"573. You know how Maple's got the nickname 'walking fortress?' I say we change it to 'flying fortress.'"

ep 6:

125. Yo!

126. I just wanna say I joined Maple's guild.

127. I'm so jealous! You shithead!

128. What's the scoop? You gotta know something.

129. Tell us as much as you're cool with.

130. Feels wrong since I'm one of them now.

131. C'mon! Out with it, bro!

132. Fine! The rumors about Risa dodging like crazy are true. She doesn't even use a skilll either. It's just pure, insane reflexes. Also, she has some sort of aura now.

133. And who called it? I did! The untouchable blue monster from the second event was Risa!

134. Risa is evolving. Risa learned Aura.

135. Any other new members besides you?

136. May and Yui. They'vem maxed attack, which might be cool once they're better.

137. Wait, so they maxed out too?

138. Your guild is full of lunatics.

139. Well, Yui and May are only beginners, so it'll be a while until they can pitch in.

140. Cool. Keep us in the loop.

141. Good luck. You're gonna need it.

142. Thanks. So true. If I don't step up my game, I'll just be a shitty version of Maple! lol