MG browser history + Shoggoth computer

Wendi on the computer awawa

>When your browser history suddenly has ten different smoked meat shop websites

List you’re favorite monster and what she would have as her browser history, go!

Pslime and slime carrier
>"what headspace?"
>"how to share a headspace?"
>"how to feed your slimey head mate?"
>"is it creepy to have a head mate?"
>"good hats for your slime head mate."

Wight
>Is it safe to leave small windows open to encourage husband to cuddle before a fire?
>Comfortable loungers
>Most interesting stories from kingdoms for the last ten million years
>Primary sources for the gremlin-shoggoth hyper war
>If your husband falls asleep while listening to you is he bored or comfortable?
>Best way to pat sleeping husband without disturbing him

What would a Pharaoh look up?

>White human boy likes oil why?
>Order oil
>Order oil no pay
>Conquer amazon
>Conquer amazon company
>How make own oil
>How make own body oil

Demon
>"EMERGENCY HUSBAND HURT SEND HELP"
>"HUSBAND ASKED FOR BAND AIDE IS HE DYING?"
>"HOW MUCH HUMAN BLOOD CAN LOSE FROM PAPER CUT"
>"HUMAN DIE FROM PAPER CUT?"
>"How to brag about husband sexy scar"

Ice Queen
>I would like to please my husband more, to experience the feeling of love and warmth that had evaded me for so long. Tell me, machine, what can I do to feel his warmth even stronger within? Share your knowledge and I might spare your kind from the frost of the ever-ice.
>How to get more warmth from my husband, I am an ice queen please answer
>How to get husband warmth
>What is Intercrural
>Do not speak of this, machine, or I shall bring about an age of ice as such the world has never known, all for your impudence.
>How to shut off computer

Minotaur
>the keyboard has just been fucking smashed

Yeti
>dsfcvbsdrfhsf fghoter cvxhesadpoi
>vbcgl;oisdertdf tyriom, hikolrtebnsewd
>bnhighgherr kljeyubnvopszartdfsd gfcopir sdaslerw

Shoggoth
>Good Afternoon, Miss Internet Browser. I hope you are doing well. If it's not a bother, could you please give me the recipie for "that apple pie they made at that diner by the lake, before it closed down, it was my favorite." Thank you for all your hard work!
>Oh, my apologies. The "my" in that previous quote referred to my Master, not myself. I hope that did not cause you too much trouble.
>How does one use a search engine?
>how to use search engine
>how to use computer
>can computers think
>how to make a computer
>how to make a computer shoggoth
>can humans tell the difference between factory-made and shoggoth-made

That reminds me, how difficult would it be for a Shoggoth to make a fully functional computer? How difficult would it be for her to make it compatible with existing software? Would she make the whole OS from scratch?

It probably wouldn't be too hard to make a screen showing whatever she wanted, but I'd think it'd be pretty difficult to actually replicate electronic components. So if you log on to your shog computer because you want to play with the adorable maid shimeji that follows the mouse, that probably works, but try mining bitcoin on it and the main body will get swirly crazy-eyes combined with the box smelling like grape jelly on burnt toast.

Shoggy already knows one forbidden language because of Elder Tongue, so adding Java to the list is not a problem!

A shoggoth wouldn't make a computer- she'd just make a computer shaped light box that does what she thinks you want it to do.
Your video games would always come to a satisfying end, the enemy having pressed you but your counters accurate and timely.
People would be nice to you on the internet, and you would only get called a faggot if you thought too hard about how it was suspicious that nobody was bullying you- and even then, the next few posts would be berating that poster.
You'd never know it wasn't connected at all if you didn't try to follow the cord to the router and find yourself walking in circles.

>anon approaches his computer
>his eyes narrow in suspicion, then a devilish grin crosses his face as he sits down
>"Wow, my computer is magically so much better than it was last night! I was worried Shoggy had gone and done something, but I guess my worries were for nothing."
>happy computer noises
>"Time for me to engage in my favorite activity, browsing the internet!"
>he makes a very exaggerated show of it, typing slowly but forcefully, and randomly flicking the mouse-scroll wheel
>extremely happy computer noises, but desperately suppressed
>"Wow, this computer is so good, but the internet is so weird! Sure, I expected all this unresolved sexual tension in these posts, but everyone is being so nice all of a sudden!" He rubs the screen, like he's trying to remove a smudge. The lights on the tower blink randomly.
>"If someone doesn't insult me soon, like in the next few posts, I'll have to conclude something suspicious happened. I'll be oh-so-worried if that happens, I don't know if anything will be able to console me. Not even a beloved maid."
>It sounds like the CD motor is grinding like crazy, despite the fact that there is no visible CD tray on the tower. On screen, a new post refreshes automatically.
>It types "Master is-" over and over again, erased (and sometimes replaced with Aaaahh~) every time he jerks the mouse around.
>Master is...
>Master is-
>"Kind of a bully sometimes." Anon's kikimora bops him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper. "Now both of you wash up," she says more affectionately, "dinner's ready."
>Anon goes to his washroom only to see his lucky purple towel with an extreme ahegao face, and resolves to treat Kiki to the same thing after dinner

10/10
Kiki and Shoggy sitcom is so comfy