lol

1. Taken a picture naked?
Hell yea
•     2. Painted your room?
Fucking hated it, but my room is nice now
•     3. Kissed a member of the same sex?
Not yet, unless my dog counts
•     4. Drove a car?
??????????
•     5. Danced in front of your mirror?
Before I shower cuz im so damn good looking
•     6. Had a crush?
Who the fuck hasn’t,
•     7. Been dumped?
I do the dumping
•     8. Stole money from a friend?
No, I could never
•     9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yea, but I mean, it was for working. sooooo
•     10. Been in a fist fight?
Yea, and I recommend you never do. I fucking hated it.
•     11. Snuck out of your house?
No, I was a perfect child. Jk I played games all the fucking time.
•     12. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yea, its very unhealthy.
•     13. Been arrested?
No, and I cant ever be.
•     14. Made out with a stranger?
Not yet. Can anyone say new years. Jk ill be in new hampshire
•     15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?
Yea, she wanted to go bowling. So we did.
•     16. Left your house without telling your parents?
Im an adult.
•     17. Had a crush on your neighbor?
My neighbors are ancient. So no.
•     18. Ditched school to do something more fun?
That one time my mouse came in and I didn’t want to go to school so I could play games all day. ???
•     19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
No, again, unless my dog counts
•     20. Seen someone die?
Not yet.
•     21. Been on a plane?
When I was like 12
•     22. Kissed a picture?
yea
•     23. Slept in until 3?
Haha…I need to get my life together.
•     24. Love someone or miss someone right now?
Yea, who doesn’t
•     25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
It’s a good past time, I recommend it. When the suns out and the grass is green.
•     26. Made a snow angel?
Plz, I live in new England.
•     27. Played dress up?
Not I.
•     28. Cheated while playing a game?
Lol, yea, also fuck never have I ever.
•     29. Been lonely?
All the time.
•     30. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Yea, that psychology class sucked ass.
•     31. Been to a club?
Multiple times, I don’t really like it anymore, makes my fucking head hurt. Rather just get drunk in the bar.
•     32. Felt an earthquake?
Sophomore year of school, I thought Charlie was boning this chick. Turns out it was an earthquake.
•     33. Touched a snake?
Im a sneeeeeek.
•     34. Ran a red light?
In the city, because fuck if I knew were I was,.
•     35. Been suspended from school?
No im a perfect child.
•     36. Had detention?
Yea and also fuck that teacher she sucked.
•     37. Been in a car accident?
Not yet (crosses fingers)
•     38. Hated the way you look?
All the fucking time.
•     39. Witnessed a crime?
Not off the top of my head.
•     40. Pole danced?
Not, but I need to find a chick that will do it all the time.
•     41. Been lost?
Haha fuck the city again.
•     42. Been to the opposite side of the country?
Does Nevada count?
•     43. Felt like dying?
Not suicidal, but I have been depressed.
•     44. Cried yourself to sleep?
Not entirely.
•     46. Sang karaoke?
Not in a bar, that would be fun tho. Youre gana have to put a bunch of dirnks in me first.
•     47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yea, I have to all the time.
•     48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Lol that shit stings.
•     49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Again, I live in new England.
•     50. Kissed in the rain?
No, being in the rain sucks. But I do have a really nice rain coat now. So I got that going for me.
•     51. Sang in the shower?
Who hasn’t, but man do I hate my voice.
•     52. Made out in a park?
No, maybe in the future.
•     53. Dream that you married someone?
Of course, and then nothing ever happens with the person because its just a fantasy.
•     54. Glued your hand to something?
Lol, superglue always fucks me over.
•     55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
NO, and never.
•     56. Ever gone to school partially naked?
I use to rip my shirt off when I was drunk and yell at this one dude.
•     57. Been a cheerleader?
No,
•     58. Sat on a roof top?
Yea, its usually peacefull up there.
•     59. Brush your teeth?
Im fucking anal about this
•     60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?
YES, I FUCKING CANT.
•     61. Played chicken?
Yea, on bikes and shit.
•     62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yea, also, throw your phone before you go in.
•     63. Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
Yea its always nice, but I don’t try hard enough to better myself. Its hard when Im not trying to impress anyone in the first place.
•     64. Broken a bone?
My collar when I was like 14 in soccer.
•     65. Been easily amused?
Haha this questionnaire alone did.
•     66. Laughed so hard you cried?
Quite often.
•     67. Mooned/flashed someone?
Wana see these cheeks?
•     68. Cheated on a test?
Yea, and It was worth. I knew the shit, but it always the stupid questions.
•     69. Forgotten someone’s name?
Yea, you figure it out like this “im sorry what is your name” then they say there name and you go “oh no no, I ment your last name” and bam you know both first and last. And they don’t even suspect anything.
•     70. Slept naked?
I would all the time if I could, it’s the greatest thing honesty.