Endtown RPG Session #9

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[16:11] == KingCheetah [~qwebirc@Rizon-5F85CC2B.satx.res.rr.com] has joined #EndtownRPG
[16:11] <KingCheetah> Howdy
[16:14] <GM_utt> Hey, how's it going!
[16:15] <GM_utt> Now you wanted to join the game today, right?
[16:16] <GM_utt> That avid avian aviation character
[16:19] <KingCheetah> Yes and no
[16:19] <KingCheetah> I'm busy watching the kids tonight, but I'll probably just sit in and give moral support
[16:20] <GM_utt> That's great too.
[16:20] <KingCheetah> I'm going to be running back and forth so I can't commit
[16:20] <KingCheetah> sorry
[16:20] <GM_utt> No prob.
[16:21] <GM_utt> Tell you the truth once a party gets over 5 or 6 it becomes alittle daunting.
[16:38] == Kazen [~qwebirc@98A4AEB6.E6015E1C.D9710B1E.IP] has joined #EndtownRPG
[16:39] <GM_utt> hey!
[16:42] <Kazen> Hey there!
[16:43] <GM_utt> Are you going to join today or just watch?
[16:43] <GM_utt> I lose track of who is who once we get to the chatroom names.
[16:45] <Kazen> I'd have to write up a sheet, that and I'd like to see what the existing party needs/etc
[16:45] <GM_utt> Honestly the party needs a healer.
[16:45] <GM_utt> Which is basically someone who knows first aid 3.
[16:46] <GM_utt> Go ahead and make the character you want, I'd say.
[16:47] <Kazen> Alrighty
[16:48] == An_Artist [~qwebirc@Rizon-7B4321A1.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net] has joined #EndtownRPG
[16:49] <GM_utt> Howdy!
[16:50] <An_Artist> Hello
[16:50] <An_Artist> (don't mind me, I'm here to lurk :v)
[16:51] <GM_utt> Cool.
[16:51] <GM_utt> I'm just finishing up the details for the plot today.
[16:52] <GM_utt> Some GMs, they work a big story out and wiggle the players around in it.  I'm the kind of GM that doesn't really have a plan until like the morning of the game.
[16:53] <Kazen> Aahh
[16:53] <An_Artist> Awesome, looking forward to seeing one of these sessions in real-time. In the moment I think will give me a feel for how this run, and let me figure if it's for me on another session
[16:53] <GM_utt> Awesome.
[16:54] <GM_utt> I hope I represent the system well.
[16:54] <An_Artist> But honestly from the scenarios I've seen I think the RPGs so far have looked like fun
[16:55] <GM_utt> You mean from the play tests we've been running?
[16:57] <An_Artist> Mmmhm
[16:57] <GM_utt> Well thank you.
[16:58] <GM_utt> Most of the plots have been things that get mentioned in the comic and don't get fleshed out.
[16:58] <GM_utt> The black market, security, what characters actually do when they go scavenging etc.
[17:02] <GM_utt> I don't know why but I try to be accurate to the setting as possible.
[17:02] <An_Artist> They're pretty solid scenarios; I could see them fitting in with Endtown so immersion isn't that hard to pull off
[17:03] <GM_utt> Yeah, but it's kind of limiting.
[17:03] <GM_utt> Endtown is kind of a fixed setting in the colony.
[17:04] <GM_utt> Two different kinds of law enforcement, a detailed system for everything.
[17:04] <GM_utt> It feels like the primary thing you can do there is crime scenarios
[17:05] <GM_utt> I guess I shouldn't say that.
[17:05] <GM_utt> Really it's what you feel like doing.
[17:06] <GM_utt> You're like, "Okay, what happens in endtown that would be a good adventure."
[17:07] <GM_utt> You can't have players get drunk and then go to the movie theater.
[17:08] <GM_utt> Gotta make them get caught in a riot or something on the way.
[17:10] <GM_utt> Welp, patience is out.
[17:11] <GM_utt> Who wants to make a new campaign?
[17:12] <GM_utt> I can help roll up characters, questions, whatevs.
[17:12] <Maels> Well. I'm here already. I'll continue being here a while. I can just keep playing Max.
[17:12] <GM_utt> True.
[19:13] == Martin_Baron [~qwebirc@31523F6C.B9D706B3.24415153.IP] has joined #EndtownRPG
[19:14] <GM_utt> Wait, hold up, the day might be saved.
[19:14] <Martin_Baron> Could've sworn you said 8 EST.
[19:14] <GM_utt> Yes.
[19:15] <Martin_Baron> What did I miss, what might be saved?
[19:15] <GM_utt> Ah, I was just joking to start a new campaign since we were having afew people late
[19:16] <Martin_Baron> Ah, good. Thought you started an hour early.
[19:16] <GM_utt> Although I wasn't kidding, character creation takes like five minutes and "a GM is always ready."
[19:16] <Martin_Baron> Was studying for an exam tomorrow, thought nothing would happen till 7:30
[19:16] <GM_utt> Nah, I show up an hour early to field questions and get new guys ready.
[19:17] <Martin_Baron> Anyway, if you are serious, then I can whip up another character. Actually put a story on it instead of just saying he likes hurting other people.
[19:18] <GM_utt> Nah, we're 50% there.
[19:19] <GM_utt> But we do have enough people lurking today to run something.
[19:21] <GM_utt> So, last minute updates to the system:  Shotguns, Sheep, started the beastiary.
[19:23] <Martin_Baron> Beastiary? Is that the thing with the different types of mutants?
[19:26] <GM_utt> Sorry, went aft there.
[19:26] <GM_utt> Anyway, yeah.
[19:27] <GM_utt> I've got a write up on it and Aaron wants to do the fluff.
[19:27] <GM_utt> The "Madness made Flesh" bit is just temporary text.
[19:28] <GM_utt> Bestiary are sections in these games more for GMs and rules lawyers.
[19:28] <GM_utt> You want monsters, pull it from that section.
[19:29] <Martin_Baron> Eeugh, had a nasty thought. Imagine a conjoined person, with one awake and one asleep when they get hit with the mutagen.
[19:29] <GM_utt> I asked Aaron about the mutants.  Like do they shoot anything or what have you.
[19:30] <GM_utt> That's... Actually I don't know what would happen.
[19:30] <GM_utt> Either it would be a monster connected to a fluffy rabbit by their liver or maybe it would be a double monster.
[19:31] <GM_utt> Maybe the healing factor would cure their malformation and they'd just break off from eachother full formed.
[19:31] <GM_utt> And then the monster twin would probably eat the other guy...
[19:31] <Martin_Baron> Like quelaag or something. Or worse, the monster side would kill off the other, unknowingly killing itself.
[19:32] <GM_utt> That's ironic enough to work.
[19:33] <GM_utt> Rule of thumb for writing Endtown stuff:  Irony is gold.
[19:33] <Martin_Baron> Ooh, that'd be a neat encounter. Giant monster with a person "trapped". Players think it's just carrying it, not thinking it's attached. Then they got to decide to either kill them or leave them be.
[19:34] <GM_utt> Well, if you got a crack shot you could kill the monster.
[19:34] <GM_utt> And a crack surgeon.
[19:35] <GM_utt> You'd just have a guy with this big monster liver or monster legs.
[19:35] <GM_utt> However he's joined up.
[19:35] <GM_utt> ...That's horrorific but the stats would be awesome.
[19:36] <Martin_Baron> Yeah, but they'd be half a body. They wouldn't last a day surviving, and not many shelters would want to take one in since they can't carry their own weight. They'd just sap resources.
[19:37] <GM_utt> Sapping resources is kind of what conjoined twins do.
[19:38] <Martin_Baron> Yeah, except he can't do work like conjoined. They may be a total of one unit's worth of work for technically two people, but the one cut out would be missing a few limbs most likely.
[19:39] <Martin_Baron> Anyway, it'd be a neat topic for players to encounter and decide on what to do.
[19:39] <GM_utt> Yeah, probably.
[19:41] == BeaverGray [~qwebirc@Rizon-2E687A84.nyc.res.rr.com] has joined #EndtownRPG
[19:42] <GM_utt> Heeey!
[19:42] <BeaverGray> Sorry for being late, on the phone with post office, theyve been holding my package for 2 days
[19:42] <BeaverGray> I wanna know why
[19:42] <BeaverGray> gimme like 2 minutes
[19:42] <GM_utt> Yeah yeah.
[19:42] <BeaverGray> Also, is that mother flipping sean howell?
[19:43] <Martin_Baron> Your stuff is too cool, so they kept it for themselves.
[19:43] <GM_utt> Yeah.
[19:43] <GM_utt> He's watching his kids so he's lurking today.
[19:43] <BeaverGray> Its a video card
[19:44] <BeaverGray> But yeah, theyre gunna look for it
[19:44] <BeaverGray> AKA someone stole it and theyre trying to figure out how to keep me as a customer
[19:44] <BeaverGray> Im redy to go
[19:44] <GM_utt> Oof, those can be expensive.
[19:45] <Martin_Baron> Ouch, that sucks.
[19:45] <BeaverGray> Yeah its only a matter of time
[19:45] <BeaverGray> I get a bunch of gear sent to me
[19:45] <BeaverGray> working as an audio engineer
[19:46] <BeaverGray> every once in a while a mic goes missing, no matter what service I use
[19:46] <BeaverGray> I always get the thing but holy shit, I order in bulk, one cant just go missing
[19:46] <GM_utt> Bummer!
[19:46] <Martin_Baron> Hope you get it soon, man.
[19:47] <GM_utt> I'm giving Stones 3 minutes and then we start, sound good?
[19:48] <Martin_Baron> Alright. I know moglog will probably be here, and if not soon, then within ten to thirty minutes.
[19:48] <GM_utt> Okay, ten minutes then.  I'm going on a stretch break.
[19:48] <Martin_Baron> So you can put focus on Gray and DJ
[19:49] <GM_utt> Good point.
[19:50] <GM_utt> Yeah Let's start and Mog will be here by then.
[19:51] <Martin_Baron> Plus, I can put a bit more focus on writing down terms and junk, so no harm on me waiting. I'll still be collecting the log, so don't worry about me messing up.
[19:51] <BeaverGray> So there was no game yesterday?
[19:51] <GM_utt> Err, no sorry.
[19:51] <GM_utt> I meant today.
[19:51] <BeaverGray> psh
[19:51] <BeaverGray> I was hear for a whole minute
[19:52] <BeaverGray> how am I gunna get that time back
[19:52] <GM_utt> In the mail?
[19:52] <GM_utt> Okay.  Shifting gears.
[19:52] <GM_utt> Game start.  Session 8.
[19:52] <GM_utt> Operation: Sandy trouser.
[19:52] <BeaverGray> haha
[19:52] * Maels transforms.
[19:53] == Maels has changed nick to DJ-Max
[19:53] <GM_utt> Current Doc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/16-02zxDCxVTDFJOjDmfj-NNEr5ajPrcUz6ecuxm9E8U/edit?usp=sharing
[19:53] <GM_utt> Quick Start Guide:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10yi7-ApGsRWJvQ9WF8R7tRJGf6z3Il7lojCMktoHMSQ/edit?usp=sharing
[19:54] <Martin_Baron> Who else is here or supposed to be coming, GM?
[19:54] <GM_utt> Mog is supposed to be here.
[19:54] <GM_utt> As well as a new player who has not shown up.
[19:55] <Martin_Baron> Is that Boxy or another? I remember there being a kiwi character.
[19:56] <GM_utt> That's Cheetah's he's just lurking today.
[19:56] <GM_utt> Boxy isn't here yet.
[19:57] <Martin_Baron> He said it'd take an hour or more to get back to his computer. So he might show soon.
[19:57] <GM_utt> Let's get going then.
[19:58] * GM_utt takes a moment to get in narration.
[19:58] == Box-O-Rocks [~qwebirc@Rizon-C5F63FB4.lightspeed.btrgla.sbcglobal.net] has joined #EndtownRPG
[19:58] <GM_utt> We join...
[19:58] <GM_utt> I swear to go this is some fung xi quote about patience.
[19:59] <GM_utt> Okay, Hey BoR.
[19:59] <Box-O-Rocks> Hey
[19:59] <GM_utt> We are starting now.
[19:59] <GM_utt> Right now we focus on Gray and DJ's expedition.
[20:00] <Box-O-Rocks> Cool. Am I rolling to see which group I wind up with?
[20:00] <Martin_Baron> Snaps isn't here, so you're probably gonna find the rodent group.
[20:00] <GM_utt> Actually.
[20:01] <GM_utt> Yeah.  That's what I had down anyway.
[20:01] <Martin_Baron> If he's a complete no show, Kiwi can also bump into them. I wont mind sitting this session out if it comes to that.
[20:01] <GM_utt> We'll see.
[20:02] <GM_utt> For now let's roll.
[20:02] <GM_utt> We join DJ as he sifts through the ruins after a nasty battle.
[20:03] <Box-O-Rocks> (BTW... What are the roll commands?)
[20:03] <GM_utt> You have dispatched three mutants and you're loaded down with Mallard's gear and his package.
[20:03] <GM_utt>  just type ".d"
[20:03] <Martin_Baron> (GM, me and Snaps had the muties. They had the hot dog van)
[20:03] <Box-O-Rocks> (Thanks)
[20:03] <Martin_Baron> (Or taco, info van.)
[20:04] <GM_utt> Since we use d10s it's ".d xd10+y"
[20:04] <GM_utt> Sorry.
[20:05] <GM_utt> Okay. We join Martin as he sifts through the ruins with the many things he has to do.
[20:05] <Martin_Baron> (Also, if you want to a descriptive text like *NAME flipped a rock and started humming, type /me.)
[20:05] <GM_utt> (I am actually sorry.  I keep mixing your characters up.  I keep thinking, "The short melee guy.")
[20:06] <Martin_Baron> (Heh, everyone except Snaps is the short melee guy)
[20:06] <GM_utt> True.
[20:06] <GM_utt> ANYWAY.  You have just won over three mutants.
[20:07] <Martin_Baron> (Anyway, if you're cutting to my group, I guess I'll look for a stable spot to set up the relay while Snaps "cleans up".)
[20:07] <GM_utt> You are in a ruins.  By your estimate it's a blased city block.
[20:07] <GM_utt> (Snaps?  Who is snaps?  You went out there alone, for some reason!)
[20:07] <Martin_Baron> (THEY GOT SNAPS!)
[20:08] <Martin_Baron> (Anyway, roll perception to find a spot or just slap it down somewhere?)
[20:08] <GM_utt> Slap it like it's hot.
[20:08] <GM_utt> This is the listening device.
[20:08] <GM_utt> You have to consult your card to find the drop off point.
[20:09] <GM_utt> (It's mallard Tech, odds are it's indestructible and moves independently.)
[20:10] <Martin_Baron> (I'll find a stable roof to set it up. I don't want mutants to chew on it if I leave it on the ground.)
[20:10] <Martin_Baron> (Oh, moves independently. Didn't read that.)
[20:10] <GM_utt> Alright.
[20:10] <GM_utt> .d 1d100
[20:10] <Internets> :: Total 49 / 100 [49%] :: Results [49] ::
[20:11] <GM_utt> You find afew bricks up to a destroyed rooftop.
[20:11] <GM_utt> Nothing bad happens.
[20:11] <Martin_Baron> (Yet)
[20:11] <GM_utt> You are actually in a good vantage point here to scout the place out.
[20:12] <Martin_Baron> (Alright, I'll roll perception while the device gets situated.)
[20:12] <Martin_Baron> .d 1d100+15
[20:12] <Internets> :: Total 74 / 115 [64%] :: Results [59] ::
[20:12] <GM_utt> Ah, something is moving around the ruins.
[20:13] <GM_utt> Humanoid it looks.
[20:13] <GM_utt> But that could be anything.
[20:13] <Martin_Baron> (I'd like to take the moment to charge up the blaster, just in case.)
[20:13] <GM_utt> *wind wind wind*
[20:14] <GM_utt> Roll perception again.
[20:14] <Martin_Baron> .d 1d100+15
[20:14] <Internets> :: Total 19 / 115 [16%] :: Results [4] ::
[20:14] <GM_utt> Your character is a rabbit, right?
[20:14] <Martin_Baron> (Welp. Yeah.)
[20:15] <GM_utt> You see a wall of sand blowing its way to you.
[20:15] <GM_utt> Some might call this a sandstorm.
[20:15] <KingCheetah> hmmmm
[20:15] <Martin_Baron> (We talking Mad Max sand storm?)
[20:15] <GM_utt> It looks alittle off, maybe it'll hit in an hour.
[20:16] <GM_utt> (If we're talking about thunderdome, yeah.)
[20:16] <Martin_Baron> (Ok, that's not too bad.)
[20:17] <GM_utt> Boxy!
[20:18] <GM_utt> (I think Box o rocks is DC'd.)
[20:18] <Box-O-Rocks> (Sorry. I didn't realize you were talking to me)
[20:18] <GM_utt> (Okay.)
[20:19] <GM_utt> Box o Rocks!
[20:19] <GM_utt> You have been wandering the wastes, as you've been accustomed to do, and you've been taking refuge in a ruin as you are also accustomed to do.
[20:20] <GM_utt> You have heard shrieking in these ruins today.
[20:20] <GM_utt> And now you see a rabbit put some mechanical piece on a roof.
[20:20] <GM_utt> You think he might have seen you.
[20:21] <Box-O-Rocks> (I roll perception right. I think I have a bit of stage fright. )
[20:21] <GM_utt> In this case let's call it a freebie.
[20:21] <GM_utt> You saw the rabbit.  He doesn't look as dust-covered as normal waste wanderers usually do.
[20:22] <GM_utt> And it looks like he's carrying alot of stuff.
[20:22] <GM_utt> Okay, now roll your perception. (.d 1d100+[mind bonus]
[20:22] * Box-O-Rocks Clayton arches an eyebrow and keeps an eye on the approaching rabbit
[20:22] <Box-O-Rocks> (oh, my bad)_
[20:23] <Box-O-Rocks> .d 1d100+30
[20:23] <Internets> :: Total 61 / 130 [46%] :: Results [31] ::
[20:23] <Martin_Baron> (Oh and hey, there's a command so you can change your nickname like Maels did. Can't remember it though.)
[20:23] <GM_utt> You hear the wind picking up and... Jingling.
[20:24] <GM_utt> "/nick [name]"
[20:24] == Box-O-Rocks has changed nick to Clayton_R
[20:25] * Clayton_R shrugs and jogs back into the ruins as the storm approaches, no point in staying out in the open
[20:25] <GM_utt> You have taken shelter.
[20:25] <GM_utt> Martin!
[20:26] <GM_utt> You have a thing running around the ruins and a storm approaching!
[20:27] * Martin_Baron is wary of the... thing, he saw before it got out of sight. Not wanting a repeat of the previous encounter, he descends from the roof and keeps the blaster ready before entering one of the nearby buildings to scavenge.
[20:28] <GM_utt> You can roll scavenging.
[20:28] <Martin_Baron> (Right, forgot to mention, I wanted to scavenge. See if there's any stuff to bring back for good boy points or whatever it is they reward.)
[20:28] <Martin_Baron> (It's rank 1)
[20:28] <Martin_Baron> .d 1d100
[20:28] <Internets> :: Total 50 / 100 [50%] :: Results [50] ::
[20:29] <GM_utt> You find bits of rusted metal, pretty useless.
[20:29] <GM_utt> THE STORM IS HERE.
[20:30] <Martin_Baron> (Heh, I still have that rubber mask. Could put it on to prevent Martin from eating a bucket of sand)
[20:30] <GM_utt> Wind and sand combine and whip through the alleys of the ruins.
[20:30] <GM_utt> (Yes it would)
[20:31] <Martin_Baron> (I'll put on the rubber, rabbit mask then.)
[20:31] <GM_utt> Make a roll for hiding to prevent sand sheer.
[20:31] <Martin_Baron> .d 1d100
[20:31] <Internets> :: Total 73 / 100 [73%] :: Results [73] ::
[20:31] <GM_utt> (Oh god that thing.
[20:31] <Martin_Baron> (Yes, that absolutely retarded, joke of a item.)
[20:32] <GM_utt> You roll up against a wall and curl, the sand is abrasive but isn't cutting into your skin.
[20:32] <GM_utt> (You roll too, Clay)
[20:33] <GM_utt> (And while we are waiting for that.)
[20:33] <GM_utt> .d 2d100
[20:33] <Internets> :: Total 123 / 200 [61%] :: Results [54, 69] ::
[20:33] <Clayton_R> .d 1d100
[20:33] <Internets> :: Total 72 / 100 [72%] :: Results [72] ::
[20:34] <Clayton_R> (that was for shelter right?.. or was it just my turn?)
[20:34] <GM_utt> You do as well.  By chance, a ball of lightening shoots down and contacts near you.  just missing!
[20:34] <GM_utt> (That was for shelter.  Yeah, my rolls was for chance.)
[20:34] * Clayton_R curses under his breath
[20:34] <GM_utt> (Both of you have a 10% chance of static lightening.)
[20:35] <GM_utt> Martin!
[20:35] <GM_utt> .d 2d100
[20:35] <Internets> :: Total 102 / 200 [51%] :: Results [85, 17] ::
[20:35] <Martin_Baron> (Aw crap, I thought this was misty-sand storm. This is near Fury Road bad. Just needs a tornado)
[20:35] <Martin_Baron> .d 1d100
[20:35] <Internets> :: Total 38 / 100 [38%] :: Results [38] ::
[20:35] <GM_utt> Bolts fly near you and hit a nearby wall, making it more ruined.
[20:36] <GM_utt> The ground shakes.
[20:36] <GM_utt> Roll perception!
[20:36] * Martin_Baron yells out in surprise, "$)%@ !"
[20:36] <GM_utt> Both of you.
[20:36] <Martin_Baron> .d 1d100+15
[20:36] <Internets> :: Total 58 / 115 [50%] :: Results [43] ::
[20:36] <Clayton_R> .d 1d100+30
[20:36] <GM_utt> Made it.
[20:36] <Internets> :: Total 65 / 130 [50%] :: Results [35] ::
[20:36] <GM_utt> Made it.
[20:37] <GM_utt> Pretty obvious.  Amidst the storm is a giant bipedal creature.
[20:37] <GM_utt> Some 40ft high, it walks clear over you in the ruins and continues on.
[20:38] <GM_utt> .d 2d100
[20:38] <Internets> :: Total 115 / 200 [57%] :: Results [99, 16] ::
[20:38] * Clayton_R has a brief moment where his heart sinks
[20:38] <GM_utt> .d 2d100
[20:38] <Internets> :: Total 76 / 200 [38%] :: Results [71, 5] ::
[20:38] <GM_utt> Oh, Martin.
[20:38] <Martin_Baron> (O fuck)
[20:38] <GM_utt> A bolt strikes your person.
[20:38] <GM_utt> .d 3d10+30
[20:38] <Internets> :: Total 48 / 60 [80%] :: Results [6, 9, 3] ::
[20:39] <GM_utt> 48 damage.
[20:39] <Martin_Baron> (Ohohoh fuck)
[20:39] <GM_utt> Did you die again?
[20:39] <Martin_Baron> (No, at full health. Just at 60 or 70 left)
[20:39] <Martin_Baron> (If I did, I wouldn't even curse, I'd just laugh.)
[20:40] <GM_utt> Wait, I miss rolled.
[20:40] <Clayton_R> (oh)
[20:40] <GM_utt> .d 2d10
[20:40] <Internets> :: Total 12 / 20 [60%] :: Results [9, 3] ::
[20:40] <GM_utt> Err, yeah. Let's say you got hit with 48
[20:40] <Martin_Baron> ( :\ )
[20:41] <GM_utt> Anyway, when the smoke clears the storm has passed.
[20:41] * Martin_Baron screams out in agony as the lightning bolt hits his body, trying to stifle the noise to prevent himself from being noticed any further.
[20:41] <GM_utt> There is a thick new layer of dust on the ruins.  The sound of jingling and bad singing fills the air.
[20:42] <Clayton_R> (can I roll to investigate the source of the scream?)
[20:44] <GM_utt> Eh, no roll is needed, just follow the noise.
[20:44] <GM_utt> You walk to the other side of the ruins there you find a rabbit-mutant.
[20:45] <GM_utt> He looks lightly armored and has a strange gun on his hip.
[20:45] <GM_utt> He carries a bag.
[20:45] <GM_utt> He isn't happy.
[20:46] * Clayton_R Clayton crouches down over the rabbit. "You still alive?"
[20:46] <GM_utt> Martin, you see a Human.  He wears a gas mask.  He seems to have some weird weapon strapped on his back.
[20:47] <GM_utt> Clearly, he must be some sort of topsider.
[20:48] <Martin_Baron> (Wait, I thought it was just a gas mask?)
[20:48] <Clayton_R> (oh boy)
[20:48] <Martin_Baron> (Then again, 3 int and I just got hit by Thor's wang)
[20:48] <GM_utt> Clearly, he must be some sort of summer-wear topsider!
[20:49] <GM_utt> Okay okay, I'm joking.
[20:49] <GM_utt> But the gas mask is abit... Weird.
[20:50] <Clayton_R> (BTW, I have a couple sketches of Clayton DK did for me if you wanna get a look at him...)
[20:50] <GM_utt> (That's cool)
[20:50] <Martin_Baron> (Oh nice. I would like to see them.)
[20:50] <Martin_Baron> (But I was just about to finish Martin pulling the gun with his vision blurry, so let me type out something else.)
[20:51] <Kazen> (Quick question GM, sheet's basically written up, want it emailed to you, or...?)
[20:51] <Clayton_R> (It's funny too. His first sketch of Clayton was a bit off because he thought my ref sheet said he could lift 410 lbs )
[20:52] <KingCheetah> He can lift 140 Pound Sterling
[20:53] <Clayton_R> (more like 40 lbs actually.)
[20:53] * Martin_Baron 's vision blurs, unsure what the speaker is wearing alongside the small visibility the mask eye-holes have. Still relieved it wasn't a mutant, he groans out what appears to be a yes.
[20:53] <GM_utt> Yeah sure Kazen.  Email it to endtown.rpg@gmail.com
[20:53] <Martin_Baron> (You can post it here too and I can put it on the pastebin that I'll put on /co/ tomorrow)
[20:54] <GM_utt> Yeah that's a good way too.
[20:54] <GM_utt> That way we can find it in the logs.
[20:54] <Martin_Baron> (Same for you Cheetah, if you want.)
[20:56] <GM_utt> So, Martin, you gonna blast this honkey or what?
[20:56] * Clayton_R chuckles, "You sure? It looks like they forgot to wet the sponge." He joked, he didn't take the rabbit as much of a threat, not with the crisp smell...
[20:56] <GM_utt> Roll perception!
[20:56] <Martin_Baron> (Well, I did just got hit by a bolt of lightning. I don't think I can be quickdraw-mcgee here.)
[20:56] <Martin_Baron> .d 1d100+15
[20:56] <Internets> :: Total 79 / 115 [68%] :: Results [64] ::
[20:56] <GM_utt> He smells delicious
[20:57] <Martin_Baron> (Pfft)
[20:57] <KingCheetah> I'm drawing a silver fox librarian
[20:57] <KingCheetah> I'll pipe wise as I can
[20:57] <GM_utt> Cool!
[20:58] * Martin_Baron still in pain from the lightning bolt, slowly sits up and takes off the sand blasted, rubber mask, trying to get a better look at who's talking.
[20:58] <Martin_Baron> (Sounds baller, man)
[20:59] <GM_utt> Still the guy.  Upon clearer inspection his weapon looks to be a flamethrower, you'd guess.
[21:00] <Clayton_R> (Here's DK's sketches. http://imgur.com/a/9Bj2Q )
[21:00] <Martin_Baron> (Sheeeit)
[21:00] <GM_utt> (That doesn't look threatening at all!)
[21:01] <Martin_Baron> "Get out of here, Stalker."
[21:01] <Martin_Baron> (Kidding)
[21:01] <DJ-Max> (Fallout soon.)
[21:01] <Martin_Baron> (When? NOW)
[21:02] <DJ-Max> [Fallout intensifies]
[21:02] <Clayton_R> "Stalker? That hardly seems appropriate. I was scavenging here first you know..."
[21:02] <Martin_Baron> "I'm pretty sure God himself wants me dead at this point."
[21:03] * Clayton_R just stands back to his full height
[21:03] <GM_utt> At this point you both hear the jingling get louder.
[21:04] <Martin_Baron> ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHPltbD-4QA )
[21:04] <KingCheetah> WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:04] <Kazen> (Pastebin'd http://pastebin.com/nvqhP7Ms )
[21:04] <GM_utt> (Good times. good times.)
[21:05] * Clayton_R glances around, searching for the source of the encroaching jingling. (roll perception?)
[21:07] <Martin_Baron> (Nice story you got for her. And GM?)
[21:08] <Kazen> (There's also art of her by DK and myself on the booru)
[21:08] <GM_utt> Neat!
[21:08] <GM_utt> DK just works and works.
[21:09] <Martin_Baron> (Yeah, I saw that a few weeks back. Was pretty cool.)
[21:11] <Martin_Baron> (I guess just go ahead and roll perception.)
[21:11] <Martin_Baron> .d 1d100+15
[21:11] <Internets> :: Total 98 / 115 [85%] :: Results [83] ::
[21:11] <Clayton_R> .d 1d100+30
[21:11] <Internets> :: Total 92 / 130 [70%] :: Results [62] ::
[21:11] <GM_utt> Okay!
[21:13] <GM_utt> You see a man riding a bicycle pass through a doorway, headed to the main alley in the ruin.
[21:13] <GM_utt> He had an umbrella tied to his back.
[21:13] * Martin_Baron mumbles under his breath, wondering if the bolt is causing hallucinations.
[21:14] * Clayton_R arches an eyebrow. What was he looking at here? Regardless, he readies his flamethrower.
[21:15] <GM_utt> You hear the man shout, "Free readings!" from around the corner.
[21:15] <Martin_Baron> (I'll bite, let's go meet Marry Poppin's)
[21:16] <Martin_Baron> "I'm just making sure since I'm still a bit woozy after that hit, but... you seeing a paperboy?"
[21:16] <GM_utt> You go around the corner.  There is the man.  Human, haggard, and clearly having been in the sun to long.
[21:17] <GM_utt> "I'm a sootsayer" he shouts.
[21:18] <Clayton_R> "I am.I recommend not interfering. This... isn't normal."
[21:19] * Martin_Baron keeps one hand on the blaster on his hip, disregarding Clayton's warning and shouts back "Soothsayer?"
[21:19] <KingCheetah> WHOOPS
[21:19] <GM_utt> "Sootsayer!  Soot-Sayer."
[21:19] <KingCheetah> The Endtown thread just got archived
[21:20] <GM_utt> (Because we're all here!)
[21:20] <GM_utt> "I read soot!"
[21:20] <Martin_Baron> (It'll be back for tomorrow's comic.)
[21:21] * Clayton_R backs a bit behind the rabbit, stopping a comfortable ten feet behind him.
[21:21] <GM_utt> "The dust talks to me... And... Well I can't really talk back to it."
[21:21] <Martin_Baron> "Riiiight... Um... What is it exactly that you're hearing?"
[21:21] <GM_utt> "But it says things!"  He dangles his arms in the air wildly.
[21:22] <GM_utt> "I'd like some food and water." He extends his hands.
[21:22] * Martin_Baron is visibly confused over the deranged man, knowing that he's not exactly sound of mind.
[21:23] <GM_utt> "It's called payment in goods."
[21:23] <Martin_Baron> (We got 6 days left in both after that one day trip, right? Just making sure.)
[21:23] <GM_utt> "I'll read the soot, you give me some drinky drink."
[21:23] <GM_utt> (Yep.)
[21:24] <GM_utt> (Incidently, your body absorbed the full voltage saving your rations.)
[21:24] <Clayton_R> "Fine... What does the soot say?" Clayton asked, pulling out a bottle of water from his backpack. Maybe the best way getting rid of him was to just go along... probably better off not agitating loose screws anyway.
[21:24] <Martin_Baron> (I'll share the electricity to give him power.)
[21:24] <GM_utt> "...And some food?"
[21:25] <GM_utt> "I mean, I suppose I could give a half-saying."
[21:26] * Martin_Baron pulls out one of the rations from his backpack, tossing it to the strange man like Clayton. Perhaps he has valuable information.
[21:26] <GM_utt> (No martin!  Sanity might destroy his powers!)
[21:26] <GM_utt> Alright.  Sit down.
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[21:26] <GM_utt> My name is jasper.
[21:27] <GM_utt> What are your names?
[21:27] <Clayton_R> "Clayton."
[21:27] <Martin_Baron> "Erm, Martin. Nice to meet you?"
[21:27] <GM_utt> "I'm gonna call you Marclay for efficiency."
[21:28] <GM_utt> "Okay Marclay."  He grabs dust off the ground and filters it through his hands.
[21:28] * Clayton_R groans
[21:28] <GM_utt> "There is... A storm rider."
[21:28] <GM_utt> "It smells blood."
[21:29] <Martin_Baron> "And... That would be?" he asks, occasionally looking behind him and around for any potential attackers in nervousness.
[21:30] <GM_utt> "I also see, a pig... It sleeps in the west."  He points to the other side of the ruins.
[21:30] <GM_utt> "Aaand, liars.  Liars who walk the roads."
[21:31] <GM_utt> "That's it!" He waves his hands.
[21:31] <Clayton_R> "I can't believe I paid for that."
[21:32] <GM_utt> "If you have anything chard or whatever I can read that too."
[21:32] <GM_utt> "Well, it's dust.  It's bored alot so it likes to be confusing!"
[21:33] <Martin_Baron> "I dunno, that pig he mentioned might be another survivor... Don't want to leave anyone dead out here."
[21:33] <Clayton_R> "Perhaps... but look your source." Clayton says, standing back up after the madman finished raving.
[21:33] <GM_utt> "Oh yeah, all  we got out here is eachother.  Well... Ciao!"  The man readies his bike.
[21:34] <Clayton_R> "Fair thee well."
[21:35] <Martin_Baron> "Thanks for the info, I guess."
[21:35] <GM_utt> The man rings his bike bell and waves as he peddles off.
[21:35] <GM_utt> Next course of action?
[21:35] <Martin_Baron> "So... Clayton, right?"
[21:36] * Clayton_R sighs, "Yep. Did you actually believe that garbage?"
[21:37] <Martin_Baron> "Not entirely. I think he just politely robbed us. I'm still thinking of finding that pig he mentioned, but I'm not sure..."
[21:38] <GM_utt> (I feel it's time to shift over to the other group.)
[21:39] <Clayton_R> "Are you in any condition to be wandering around?"
[21:39] <Martin_Baron> "Hey, I'm from one of the nearby colonies, it's a full days walk from here. If you want, I can bring you back there after I finish up one last thing up here."
[21:40] * Martin_Baron nods. "I got a big black spot on my back, but I don't think I'll be keeling over any time soon."
[21:40] <Martin_Baron> (Eh, we can just jump over to the other group and just say he agrees to tag along if you want)
[21:41] * Clayton_R shrugged. "I'm not sure about that shelter either. I don't like crowded spaces... but maybe I'll be able to stock up at the very least.... Don't push yourself too hard, eh?"
[21:41] <GM_utt> That's a good spot to stop.
[21:41] <GM_utt> If that's okay.
[21:41] <Clayton_R> (Alright with me)
[21:42] <GM_utt> MEANWHILE!
[21:42] <GM_utt> Gray and DJ!  You have just bid adeu to the traders in their taco van!
[21:43] <GM_utt> They pointed you the way to the next colony and you got 60$ worth of candy out of the exchange!
[21:43] <GM_utt> Regardless, your mission remains:  Put the thing on the thing.
[21:44] <GM_utt> What is your course of action?
[21:45] * DJ-Max stretches a bit. "Still more walking to do, so lets get to it. We gotta dump this thing and all."
[21:45] <GM_utt> You keep walking (-1food and water)
[21:45] <KingCheetah> Hold up!
[21:46] <BeaverGray> Im back
[21:46] <KingCheetah> Sorry to interrupt, but I have to go
[21:46] <GM_utt> Okay.
[21:46] <DJ-Max> Alright! Sleep well.
[21:46] <GM_utt> Thanks for hanging out!
[21:46] <DJ-Max> Or...whatever it is you'll do after, nice haging you here.
[21:46] <KingCheetah> This was a lot of fun, so I want to do my bit the support the RPG
[21:46] <BeaverGray> THats good to hear mang
[21:46] <KingCheetah> SO THEN
[21:46] <BeaverGray> too bad you wont hear our epic tale
[21:47] <KingCheetah> Everyone present, drop me an e-mail at kcheetah999@gmail.com
[21:47] <KingCheetah> I'll do everyone here a sketch of your characters
[21:47] <Martin_Baron> (Have a good one man)
[21:48] <BeaverGray> wow thanks a lot friend. take care
[21:48] <Martin_Baron> (Oh wow, that's nice of you man. Yeah, I'll e-mail you after the game)
[21:48] <KingCheetah> G'night!
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[21:48] <Martin_Baron> (How nice of him.)
[21:48] <BeaverGray> word
[21:49] <GM_utt> (Very cool!)
[21:49] <Martin_Baron> (Want me to send him Snapper's character sheet so he doesn't get left out?)
[21:49] <GM_utt> (Wish I had a character for him to draw :'( )
[21:49] <Martin_Baron> (It could be Feesh)
[21:50] <Martin_Baron> (A bloody, holed Feesh, but you know.)
[21:50] <DJ-Max> (Feesh is a good idea.)
[21:51] <GM_utt> (I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.)
[21:51] <GM_utt> Back on track.
[21:51] <Martin_Baron> (Ooh, it could be the gang of them. It'd be a bit much, but it'd be cool to see a picture with Bronco, Feesh, Dawg, and one of the rats.)
[21:52] <GM_utt> (I'm glad I made such distinct characters.)
[21:54] <GM_utt> (Maybe I could use that for illustrations for the game.)
[21:56] <BeaverGray> anyway
[21:56] <BeaverGray> onward we go
[21:56] <GM_utt> (You're all typing up character descriptions for him, aren't you?)
[21:56] <GM_utt> RIGHT!
[21:56] <DJ-Max> (...ER.... I WILL EVENTUALLY.)
[21:56] <GM_utt> BG, DJ!  You're now 2 days out.
[21:57] <Martin_Baron> (Heh, I will after this. I'll put in a bit more than just a rabbit in a hockey jersey)
[21:57] <GM_utt> Scanning the horizon, like you have been for the last two days you find, a ruin!
[21:57] <BeaverGray> Time for binoculars
[21:57] <GM_utt> (I keep picturing him as a David Young from D4.  Not even a rabbit, just that guy.)
[21:58] <GM_utt> Use: Binocs!
[21:58] <BeaverGray> im having MGSV flashbacks
[21:58] <GM_utt> You see that it is a singular brick tower, broken on top and slanted.
[21:58] <DJ-Max> (Make sure you scan for any good people to fulton.)
[21:59] <GM_utt> Zoom in?
[21:59] <Martin_Baron> (Topsiders approaching! Quick! Hide in your desert-camo box!)
[21:59] <GM_utt> (Equip the girly picture thing!)
[22:00] <GM_utt> Anyway, there is the ruin.
[22:00] <BeaverGray> yeah I wanna know what Im looking at
[22:00] <BeaverGray> whats the appropriate roll again?
[22:00] <GM_utt> Zooming in, you see what looks like signs hammered into the tower.  Also there appear to be 5 robed individuals.
[22:01] <GM_utt> They appear to be just hanging out in the shade.
[22:02] <BeaverGray> "We got five guys in robes. They don't look like topsiders. Can't really make out what those signs say though. You wanna approach?"
[22:03] <DJ-Max> "Hmmm...Migh' be trouble eitha' way...may wanna hide ou' a lil' bit."
[22:04] <GM_utt> Course of action?
[22:05] * DJ-Max looks to Beaver "Ya' good wit' a Blasta' right? I'm good at dodgin'...so I migh' as well cross pathes and do the talkin'."
[22:07] <BeaverGray> "Let's do it then, try to be friendly"
[22:07] <GM_utt> You approach the tower.
[22:07] <DJ-Max> "A'ways am."
[22:08] <GM_utt> The tower is decorated with street signs, apparently choosen for their name.
[22:08] <GM_utt> "Trade pt."  "Spring ct."  "Pacific hwy."
[22:08] <GM_utt> To name Afew.
[22:09] <DJ-Max> (The robed dudes are just in the shade of the tower right?)
[22:09] <GM_utt> There are five people in robes.  3 look to be small anthros and 2 about human sized.
[22:09] * BeaverGray attempts to introduce himself
[22:09] <GM_utt> (Yeah.)
[22:09] <GM_utt> A small robed one approaches.
[22:10] <GM_utt> In a very gravelly voice, "Greeting."
[22:10] * DJ-Max offers a wave of sorts and says "How ya' doin'? Sup'?" he does his best not to say 'Shorty.'
[22:10] <GM_utt> It waves.
[22:10] <GM_utt> "Greeting."
[22:10] <Martin_Baron> (Just don't mention the greater good, and y'all be fine)
[22:10] <GM_utt> "We are mutants."
[22:10] <GM_utt> "Which way to your colony?"
[22:11] <BeaverGray> "Ah hold on there. Why do you want to know?"
[22:11] * DJ-Max looks to Grey and says "Uhh... Long story on that one. Can't really say." he notes, not wanting to give that away.
[22:11] <GM_utt> "But"
[22:11] <GM_utt> "We are mutants"
[22:12] <GM_utt> The figure takes off it's hood.  It's a feline mutant.
[22:12] * BeaverGray looks to DJ
[22:12] <GM_utt> She has abit of a glassy expression.
[22:12] * BeaverGray hopes DJ can read his "wtf" face
[22:13] <BeaverGray> "Uh yeah, I can see that. Im afraid I cant mention where we're from. Safer that way."
[22:14] <GM_utt> "OH."  She pauses awhile.
[22:14] <GM_utt> "Can you direct us to a colony?"
[22:15] <DJ-Max> 1d100
[22:15] <DJ-Max> oop.
[22:15] <DJ-Max> .d 1d100
[22:15] <Internets> :: Total 48 / 100 [48%] :: Results [48] ::
[22:15] <GM_utt> Something is not right with her face.
[22:15] <GM_utt> It's very dry and expressionless.
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[22:16] * DJ-Max blinks a bit. Hmm... "Jus' bein' careful is all. If nothin' else...we can...ask wheneva' we go back there an' if'n you'll be by here a while we can jus' come back an' bring ya' in all good like, ya'feel?"
[22:16] <BeaverGray> hmm
[22:16] <GM_utt> She pauses.
[22:16] <GM_utt> "Can you direct us to a colony?"
[22:16] <BeaverGray> What are the other folks doing?
[22:16] * DJ-Max makes a sort of swaying shrug as he does this. His tail gently taps against Beaver's leg and he looks over with a smile that says 'Dude. No.'
[22:17] <moglog> so. Shit came up. sorry, I didn't even get a chance to warn you guys. sorry about that.
[22:17] <GM_utt> "Timeout expired.  Invalid response."
[22:17] <GM_utt> (No worries mog)
[22:17] <DJ-Max> "Erk."
[22:17] <BeaverGray> Wait, does she really say that
[22:18] <GM_utt> She whips out her hand, she has a small crossbow on her wrist.
[22:18] <GM_utt> ROLL INITIATIVE!
[22:18] <BeaverGray> we fallout now
[22:18] <DJ-Max> Truly.
[22:18] <BeaverGray> .d 1d100+30
[22:18] <Internets> :: Total 87 / 130 [66%] :: Results [57] ::
[22:18] <Martin_Baron> (Cheeki Breeki I V Damki)
[22:18] <DJ-Max> .d 1d100+20
[22:18] <Internets> :: Total 84 / 120 [70%] :: Results [64] ::
[22:19] <GM_utt> .d 1d100+35
[22:19] <Internets> :: Total 74 / 135 [54%] :: Results [39] ::
[22:19] <Martin_Baron> (It's fine. I'll pass you the link to the paste after this if you want mog)
[22:19] <GM_utt> (Oh yeah.  Mog, King Cheetah wants to doodle up your characters.)
[22:20] <GM_utt> (It was awesome.)
[22:20] <moglog> (thanks baron)
[22:20] <Martin_Baron> (Yeah, I was offering to give him your character alongside mine if you didn't make it)
[22:20] <Martin_Baron> (Descriptions of)
[22:20] <DJ-Max> (DJ's kinda simple all things told. He's just a cross between DJ and a Rat)
[22:21] <DJ-Max> (Er. Deejay*)
[22:21] <GM_utt> (What a session, eh?)
[22:21] <moglog> (That sounds great. I'd love to see a doodle of Snaps.)
[22:21] <BeaverGray> So who is fighting with us? Just the drone cat?
[22:21] <GM_utt> Gray, your turn.
[22:21] <GM_utt> The weird cat has just gone cra cra.
[22:22] <BeaverGray> I go for the tail slap, trying to break the device on her wrist
[22:22] <GM_utt> Okay. -30 to hit.
[22:23] <GM_utt> I guess that is a disarming strike.
[22:23] <BeaverGray> wait, i forgot the normal modifiers to hit
[22:23] <GM_utt> Your speed*5
[22:24] <BeaverGray> .d 1d100
[22:24] <Internets> :: Total 72 / 100 [72%] :: Results [72] ::
[22:24] <BeaverGray> my speed cancels out the penalty
[22:24] <BeaverGray> woo
[22:24] <GM_utt> Hit
[22:24] <GM_utt> Roll damage
[22:24] <BeaverGray> .d 2d10+14
[22:24] <Internets> :: Total 23 / 34 [67%] :: Results [2, 7] ::
[22:25] <GM_utt> The device is trashed.
[22:25] <GM_utt> You have one action.
[22:26] <BeaverGray> Ill pass
[22:26] <BeaverGray> save myself to defend
[22:26] <GM_utt> DJ!
[22:26] <GM_utt> Look 4D!
[22:26] <BeaverGray> ?
[22:27] <GM_utt> Very obscure joke, I'm sorry.
[22:27] * DJ-Max will attempt to attempt to kick this cat girl in the head! If she really is a cat...which he doubts.
[22:27] <DJ-Max> .d 1d100
[22:27] <Internets> :: Total 53 / 100 [53%] :: Results [53] ::
[22:27] <GM_utt> Shoot!
[22:28] <GM_utt> +speed?
[22:28] <DJ-Max> Plus speed which is 35.
[22:28] <DJ-Max> SO 88.
[22:28] <GM_utt> So hit
[22:28] <DJ-Max> .d 1d100
[22:28] <Internets> :: Total 5 / 100 [5%] :: Results [5] ::
[22:28] <DJ-Max> Wait. no
[22:28] <DJ-Max> 1d10
[22:28] <BeaverGray> 100 damage
[22:28] <BeaverGray> you kick her head off
[22:28] <GM_utt> (1d10+8
[22:28] <DJ-Max> .d 1d10+8
[22:28] <Internets> :: Total 11 / 18 [61%] :: Results [3] ::
[22:29] <GM_utt> +str
[22:29] <DJ-Max> I literally just looked down at the sheet. And the str is 20
[22:29] <GM_utt> Maybe he has a golden leg.
[22:29] <GM_utt> That's probably your bonus.
[22:29] <DJ-Max> (Wanananna)
[22:30] <BeaverGray> oh whoop, I didnt do my damage right. Ill remember next time
[22:31] <GM_utt> What his your stats, dj?
[22:31] <DJ-Max> For str? 20, for speed? 35, for Mind? 20.
[22:31] * DJ-Max can link his whole sheet if that's needed.
[22:32] <GM_utt> I'm just trying to figure your strength here.
[22:32] <DJ-Max> AH.
[22:32] <GM_utt> I think it's 4-7-2
[22:33] <GM_utt> Sorry 4-7-4
[22:33] <GM_utt> So your damage would be +8
[22:33] <DJ-Max> RIGHT.
[22:33] <GM_utt> So it's
[22:33] <GM_utt> 8+1d10+8
[22:34] <GM_utt> or...
[22:34] <GM_utt> .d 1d10+16
[22:34] <Internets> :: Total 24 / 26 [92%] :: Results [8] ::
[22:34] <GM_utt> That's abit better than 11.
[22:35] <DJ-Max> It is indeed.
[22:35] <GM_utt> (When I make a character sheet its going to have a move index with damage summaries)
[22:36] <GM_utt> (Kind of hard to track without it being in front of you, huh?
[22:36] <GM_utt> So, your next action.
[22:36] <GM_utt> Incidently, you have kicked her face sideways
[22:36] <DJ-Max> He'll switch his feet a bit and do a kick to her body.
[22:37] <GM_utt> Hop and a skip
[22:37] <DJ-Max> .d 1d100+35
[22:37] <Internets> :: Total 78 / 135 [57%] :: Results [43] ::
[22:37] <GM_utt> hit
[22:37] <DJ-Max> .d 1d10+16
[22:37] <Internets> :: Total 24 / 26 [92%] :: Results [8] ::
[22:37] <DJ-Max> ...Same roll.
[22:38] * DJ-Max will after that end his turn. "...weir' lookin' gir' yo."
[22:38] <GM_utt> You biff her in the torso!
[22:39] <GM_utt> 'Their' turn.
[22:39] <GM_utt> One of the robed individuals firs at Gray!
[22:39] <BeaverGray> no pls
[22:40] <GM_utt> .d 1d100
[22:40] <Internets> :: Total 73 / 100 [73%] :: Results [73] ::
[22:40] <GM_utt> hit
[22:40] <GM_utt> .d 20+2d10
[22:40] <Internets> Error: invalid format
[22:40] <GM_utt> .d 2d10+20
[22:40] <Internets> :: Total 39 / 40 [97%] :: Results [9, 10] ::
[22:40] <BeaverGray> cant I make a tumble
[22:40] <GM_utt> You mean dodge?
[22:40] <BeaverGray> ye
[22:41] <GM_utt> Not this time.
[22:41] <GM_utt> The bolts are too fast to react to.
[22:41] <GM_utt> 39 and you have a bolt in your armor.
[22:41] * BeaverGray is pretty badly wounded
[22:42] <GM_utt> ...Did you remember to add 10 hp from a day's rest?
[22:42] <GM_utt> I didn't even think you were wounded
[22:42] <BeaverGray> oh no, Im wounded now
[22:42] <BeaverGray> is what im saying
[22:42] <GM_utt> Ah okay.
[22:42] <GM_utt> Oh right, yeah that's nasty.
[22:43] <GM_utt> Anyway, another shortie shoots shot at DJ.
[22:43] <GM_utt> .d 1d100
[22:43] <Internets> :: Total 81 / 100 [81%] :: Results [81] ::
[22:43] <GM_utt> .d 2d10+20
[22:43] <Internets> :: Total 31 / 40 [77%] :: Results [6, 5] ::
[22:43] <GM_utt> You take 31
[22:44] <DJ-Max> "Oof"
[22:44] <BeaverGray> Whats being shot at us? cross bolts/
[22:44] <BeaverGray> ?
[22:44] <GM_utt> Cross bow bolts, yes.
[22:45] <GM_utt> The two men spend their turns running to your location, about halfway there.
[22:45] <GM_utt> It's now Gray's turn!
[22:45] <DJ-Max> "...Those two guys...They don't seem like these ones..."
[22:46] <BeaverGray> whats the geography? Just the tower?
[22:46] <GM_utt> There is some rubble on the other side, it looks.
[22:46] <GM_utt> About a foot high stone wall in poor condition
[22:47] <BeaverGray> does the tower have any entrances?
[22:47] <GM_utt> None visible.
[22:47] <GM_utt> It could very well be a smoke stack to a factory.
[22:47] <GM_utt> You have no idea.
[22:48] <BeaverGray> fug
[22:48] <BeaverGray> Im gunna try and run behind the thing, to get some cover. I yell out to DJ and advise the same
[22:48] <GM_utt> Okay.
[22:49] <GM_utt> (And since I didn't state and distances this time)
[22:49] <GM_utt> After a sprint you're hugging the tower wall for cover.
[22:49] <GM_utt> DJ's turn!
[22:50] * DJ-Max nods to Beaver, but he has something to do first. He grabs for the CAT and attempts to throw them at the one who crossbowed him before!
[22:50] <GM_utt> Make a melee action to wrestle
[22:51] <DJ-Max> .d 1d100+35
[22:51] <Internets> :: Total 60 / 135 [44%] :: Results [25] ::
[22:51] <GM_utt> (Finally someone wrestles
[22:51] <GM_utt> .d 1d100+25
[22:51] <Internets> :: Total 73 / 125 [58%] :: Results [48] ::
[22:51] <GM_utt> She has resisted.
[22:51] * DJ-Max got teched! Well then. Does getting behind the tower take 1 action or 2?
[22:52] <DJ-Max> If one, I'll punch her in the face before running to where Beaver is.
[22:52] <GM_utt> What's your speed?
[22:52] <DJ-Max> 35
[22:52] <BeaverGray> hah
[22:53] <GM_utt> 7, so you can move 21ft per action.
[22:53] * DJ-Max is fast.
[22:53] <GM_utt> So I guess one.
[22:53] <DJ-Max> Cool. Well I'll punch her and leave for the tower.
[22:53] <DJ-Max> .d 1d100+35
[22:53] <Internets> :: Total 46 / 135 [34%] :: Results [11] ::
[22:54] <GM_utt> hit
[22:54] <GM_utt> She won't pary.
[22:54] <DJ-Max> .d 1d10+13
[22:54] <Internets> :: Total 21 / 23 [91%] :: Results [8] ::
[22:54] <GM_utt> That's actually a hard punch
[22:55] <GM_utt> She has a pretty solid chest.
[22:55] <BeaverGray> >solid chest
[22:55] <GM_utt> You scamper to cover.
[22:55] <BeaverGray> Yeah I bet
[22:55] <GM_utt> (I only realized that after typing.)
[22:55] * DJ-Max shakes out his hand once he gets there.
[22:55] <GM_utt> (I am Sorry)
[22:56] <DJ-Max> "Tha' racks killer on the hands."
[22:56] <GM_utt> Their turn.
[22:56] <GM_utt> C, L, D, are reloading.
[22:56] <GM_utt> The men pull out machetes and continue to move.
[22:57] <GM_utt> Your running has kept them from getting in melee range this turn.
[22:57] <BeaverGray> "What do you think they want?"
[22:57] <GM_utt> Gray's turn!
[22:57] <GM_utt> (To know where your colony is, obviously!)
[22:58] <DJ-Max> "They wan' the hood man. We can't go reppin' o'...." he trails off realizing Gray probably has no idea what he's saying,
[22:58] <DJ-Max> "They wan' Endtown, we gotta bounce outta' here."
[22:59] * BeaverGray hesitates for a moment
[22:59] <BeaverGray> I wanna blast a hole in the tower
[23:00] <GM_utt> Completely doable.
[23:00] <GM_utt> Let me test something.
[23:01] <GM_utt> .d 2d10*20
[23:01] <Internets> Error: invalid format
[23:01] <BeaverGray> "DJ, get away from the wall."
[23:01] <GM_utt> (Blaster damage: 150+2d10*2)
[23:02] <GM_utt> (Blaster damage: 150+2d10*10 sorry.)
[23:02] <GM_utt> So in this case it would be 20d10+150
[23:02] <BeaverGray> .d 20d10+150
[23:02] <Internets> :: Total 260 / 350 [74%] :: Results [7, 4, 2, 3, 7, 4, 10, 8, 9, 10, 6, 3, 5, 3, 1, 2, 3, 9, 4, 10] ::
[23:02] <BeaverGray> zow
[23:03] * DJ-Max gets behind Gray.
[23:03] <GM_utt> Zow indeed!
[23:03] <DJ-Max> "Jeez."
[23:03] <GM_utt> Enough to blow up a motor cycle or half a car.
[23:04] <GM_utt> There is a Short size hole blown through a foot of concrete.
[23:04] <GM_utt> Inside, darkness.
[23:04] <BeaverGray> Ill scamper inside
[23:04] <BeaverGray> unless its like, full of acid or something
[23:05] <GM_utt> Just run in or look first?
[23:05] <BeaverGray> whats illuminated by the sun?
[23:06] <GM_utt> There appears to be a ledge 15feet below the hole.
[23:06] <GM_utt> (2d10 damage if you just flop in there.)
[23:06] <BeaverGray> welp, Ill slowly lower myself down
[23:07] <GM_utt> Could roll tumbling but sure, that works.
[23:07] <GM_utt> DJ!
[23:08] * DJ-Max will follow Gray's lead!
[23:09] <GM_utt> No dynamic jumping?
[23:09] * DJ-Max instead though will just jump to the lower platform.
[23:09] * DJ-Max is an acrobat after all.
[23:09] <BeaverGray> DJ is like, roleplaying me irl
[23:09] <GM_utt> You land on Gray.
[23:09] <DJ-Max> "HNNNG"
[23:09] <GM_utt> haha, no.
[23:09] <BeaverGray> oof
[23:09] <GM_utt> You land find.
[23:10] <BeaverGray> wot
[23:10] <GM_utt> *Fine
[23:10] <GM_utt> Not ten seconds later an arm jets out the hole flailing wildly with a blade.
[23:11] <GM_utt> It's actually extending enough to reach you!
[23:11] <GM_utt> Roll to dodge or whatever!
[23:11] <BeaverGray> 15 feet?
[23:11] <BeaverGray> im gunna call shenanigans
[23:11] <DJ-Max> Him or me?
[23:11] <GM_utt> 15 feet as abraham sits!
[23:11] <Martin_Baron> (He's an octopus mutant)
[23:11] <GM_utt> Both of you, it's flailing.
[23:11] <DJ-Max> .d 1d100+35
[23:11] <Internets> :: Total 53 / 135 [39%] :: Results [18] ::
[23:12] * DJ-Max makes the attempt
[23:12] <GM_utt> .d 1d100-30
[23:12] <Internets> :: Total -23 / 70 [-33%] :: Results [7] ::
[23:12] <BeaverGray> .d 1d100+30
[23:12] <Internets> :: Total 111 / 130 [85%] :: Results [81] ::
[23:12] <GM_utt> Yeah, waiving around in the dark isn't the best for accuracy, apparently.
[23:12] <GM_utt> Roll percept, this is actually important.
[23:12] <DJ-Max> .d 1d100+20
[23:12] <Internets> :: Total 27 / 120 [22%] :: Results [7] ::
[23:13] <BeaverGray> .d 1d100+30
[23:13] <Internets> :: Total 49 / 130 [37%] :: Results [19] ::
[23:13] <BeaverGray> wow
[23:13] <GM_utt> Target is 50
[23:13] <DJ-Max> So close.
[23:13] <GM_utt> Let's roll again since I didn't say the target until after
[23:13] <DJ-Max> Kay.
[23:14] <DJ-Max> .d 1d100+20
[23:14] <Internets> :: Total 110 / 120 [91%] :: Results [90] ::
[23:14] <DJ-Max> WELL>
[23:14] <BeaverGray> .d 1d100+30
[23:14] <Internets> :: Total 106 / 130 [81%] :: Results [76] ::
[23:14] <BeaverGray> eat it
[23:14] <GM_utt> Read a license plate on mars...
[23:14] <GM_utt> Alright.
[23:14] <GM_utt> The man's sleeve has been torn as is his arm.
[23:15] <GM_utt> His hand is holding a machete but its a false hand, rubber.
[23:15] <GM_utt> It's connected to a long metal tendril.
[23:15] <GM_utt> And that goes into the man's sleeve.
[23:15] <GM_utt> He's a mutt, a mutt in a mansuit.
[23:16] <BeaverGray> scared.jpg
[23:16] <GM_utt> (I wouldn't reveal that much if you didn't get +100
[23:16] * BeaverGray holds onto to DJ like this
[23:16] <GM_utt> After abit of limp, blind flailing the machine slinks back out of the hole. with a metalic screech of frustration.
[23:17] <BeaverGray> http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/scooby%20shaggy.jpg
[23:18] <GM_utt> Alright, I think that's a time to stop.
[23:18] <GM_utt> Let's do XP!
[23:18] <BeaverGray> wait
[23:18] <Martin_Baron> And then they swooce right in
[23:18] <GM_utt> Sure.
[23:18] <BeaverGray> did we get XP for taco stand?
[23:18] <BeaverGray> fug
[23:18] <GM_utt> Yes.
[23:19] <BeaverGray> I have not recorded
[23:19] <BeaverGray> for taco night
[23:19] <GM_utt> You got +10
[23:19] <BeaverGray> thanks
[23:19] <GM_utt> Didn't walk away with much.
[23:19] <Martin_Baron> Here's the paste so you can find the xp
[23:19] <BeaverGray> gotcha
[23:19] <Martin_Baron> http://pastebin.com/KLeneY0Y
[23:19] <GM_utt> But you did walk away with more.
[23:20] <BeaverGray> and for this sesh?
[23:20] <GM_utt> Let's break it down.
[23:21] <GM_utt> Storm:  major thread using a skill: +10
[23:21] <GM_utt> And that's Clay and Martin.
[23:22] <GM_utt> Talking to the weird guy.
[23:22] <GM_utt> no xp!  haha!
[23:22] <Martin_Baron> :(
[23:22] <GM_utt> But some goo hints.
[23:22] <GM_utt> Nah, +5 for actually being generous and paying attention.
[23:23] <Martin_Baron> Cool. I'm guessing the blood-smelling thing is one of those stomper-mutants?
[23:23] <GM_utt> Yep.
[23:23] <GM_utt> He was in the storm.
[23:24] <GM_utt> Jasper does not give -timely- information.
[23:24] <Martin_Baron> I like hobo mary poppins. What a nice guy.
[23:24] <BeaverGray> Marx?
[23:24] <GM_utt> I'd make you roll a mind roll if it was marx.
[23:26] <GM_utt> Anyway.
[23:26] <GM_utt> Gray and Dj
[23:26] <GM_utt> Encountering the Mimutts.
[23:26] <GM_utt> I guess that counts.
[23:26] <GM_utt> +10 xp for a major threat.
[23:27] <GM_utt> +5 for the idea to escape.
[23:27] <GM_utt> I really didn't expect you guys to escape that way.
[23:27] <DJ-Max> Haha. Really?
[23:27] <BeaverGray> Dat engineering
[23:28] <GM_utt> Well I thought you'd figure they were mutts and shoot them.
[23:28] <GM_utt> There you go.
[23:29] <DJ-Max> I must now sleep. Goo night you all.
[23:29] <BeaverGray> seeya DJ
[23:29] <GM_utt> Hold on a sec
[23:29] <GM_utt> If you would.
[23:29] <DJ-Max> Peac-holding.
[23:29] <GM_utt> Who gets the MVP award?
[23:29] <moglog> can I get the paste for this session?
[23:30] <BeaverGray> Clay cus hes a new guy
[23:30] <GM_utt> Yeah sure.
[23:30] <Martin_Baron> Yeah, I'll paste it. And I vote Clay too.
[23:30] <GM_utt> Clay +10