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- 1/3
- >Have a few fluffy ponies.
- >Every one has different personality.
- >One white unicorn is really clingy.
- >Got her from adoption center
- >Wasn't abused, but was ignored by former owner.
- >When all other fluffies go to sleep, she's always the last one awake.
- >Scared to be left alone.
- >As a result she often stays up late on your lap as you watch TV.
- >Watch movie about the Antarctic one night.
- >Terrifies white unicorn.
- >Freezing to death is her worst fear.
- >Won't even go near freezer in kitchen.
- Winter arrives.
- >Other fluffies love playing in the snow.
- >White unicorn won't even go outside.
- >You leave her in safe room.
- >Can't deprive other fluffies of play time just because one is scared.
- >Hates being left alone; she whimpers & cries until you return.
- >No alternative, can't leave other fluffies alone outside.
- >Finally get tired of it one day.
- >Take white unicorn out in the snow.
- >She screams and tries to climb up on your shoulders.
- >"Noooo! Pweease not cowd! Fluffy no liek cowd!"
- "Look, it's safe. Your friends all like snow."
- >Other fluffies roll around and dig thru snow.
- >"Come pway!" "Fun!" "Not scawy!"
- >White unicorn wants nothing to do with it.
- >Won't let you put her down.
- >Finally give up, put her back inside.
- >Predictably, she cries piteously at being left alone.
- >Other fluffy ponies play outside for another hour.
- 2/3
- >Getting dark; bring fluffies inside.
- >White unicorn is super-clingy as usual.
- >Fluffies get dinner.
- >Time for sleep.
- >Put fluffy ponies in safe room for the night.
- >"Nooo, don't weave awone! Scawy!" protests white unicorn.
- >Other fluffy ponies agree.
- >They have a point, there is a storm blowing outside.
- >Wind, snow, branches scratch against window.
- "Everything is fine. Go to sleep."
- >Close door, fluffies whimpering as you do.
- >Watch some porn.
- >Masturbating furiously.
- >Hear crash from safe-room.
- >Put cock away, rush to see what's wrong.
- >Tree branch has crashed thru window.
- >Fluffy ponies are screaming in terror.
- >"Munster! Munster!"
- >Total fucking chaos.
- >Fluffies running in all directions, crashing into padded walls.
- >Never stop screaming.
- >Grab them by their fluff, carry all 4 out of safe room so you can clean up.
- >Chaos doesn't stop.
- >Fluffy ponies now running wildly around house, screaming.
- >Deal with that later.
- >Need to get broken branches out of your house.
- 3/3
- >Try to force branch back out window.
- >It's not very successful.
- >Must break up branches and toss them out front door.
- >Finally done.
- >Board up window.
- >Time to calm panicked fluffies down.
- "Quiet! Next one to scream gets the sorry-stick!"
- >It's super effective.
- >Ponies sit down obediently.
- >Headcount...there's one missing.
- >White unicorn. Probably hiding under something.
- >Search house for 2 hours.
- >No white unicorn.
- >Check safe-room...you know you carried her out of there.
- >Put out favorite fluffy treats to lure her out.
- >Other fluffy ponies whine and cry that they are locked up and can't get to treats.
- >Morning comes; still no white unicorn.
- >Only explanation, she ran out in a panic while you were tossing branches out front door.
- >Look around outside.
- >Hopeless...everything covered in blanket of white snow.
- >She's a write-off.
- Months pass...Winter Wrap-Up day.
- >Your theory is confirmed.
- >Neighbor finds corpse of white unicorn hung up in his fence.
- >She died trapped, cold, in the dark, alone.
- >Everything she was terrified of.
- >Neighbor puts corpse in a box and brings it to your house.
- >Remaining three fluffies, plus new replacement see box.
- >"Yay!" "Pweasents!" "Pwease can open?"
- >Stupid creatures think every box contains presents.
- >Fluffy ponies rip open box before you can stop them.
- >Horrified by twisted corpse of "fwiend."
- >Screaming & crying, running panicked in all directions.
- >Goddamn it, why didn't I get a fishtank instead?
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