Ginger_Fig

Frozen Pone

May 2nd, 2012
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  1. 1/3
  2. >Have a few fluffy ponies.
  3. >Every one has different personality.
  4. >One white unicorn is really clingy.
  5. >Got her from adoption center
  6. >Wasn't abused, but was ignored by former owner.
  7. >When all other fluffies go to sleep, she's always the last one awake.
  8. >Scared to be left alone.
  9. >As a result she often stays up late on your lap as you watch TV.
  10. >Watch movie about the Antarctic one night.
  11. >Terrifies white unicorn.
  12. >Freezing to death is her worst fear.
  13. >Won't even go near freezer in kitchen.
  14. Winter arrives.
  15. >Other fluffies love playing in the snow.
  16. >White unicorn won't even go outside.
  17. >You leave her in safe room.
  18. >Can't deprive other fluffies of play time just because one is scared.
  19. >Hates being left alone; she whimpers & cries until you return.
  20. >No alternative, can't leave other fluffies alone outside.
  21. >Finally get tired of it one day.
  22. >Take white unicorn out in the snow.
  23. >She screams and tries to climb up on your shoulders.
  24. >"Noooo! Pweease not cowd! Fluffy no liek cowd!"
  25. "Look, it's safe. Your friends all like snow."
  26. >Other fluffies roll around and dig thru snow.
  27. >"Come pway!" "Fun!" "Not scawy!"
  28. >White unicorn wants nothing to do with it.
  29. >Won't let you put her down.
  30. >Finally give up, put her back inside.
  31. >Predictably, she cries piteously at being left alone.
  32. >Other fluffy ponies play outside for another hour.
  33.  
  34. 2/3
  35. >Getting dark; bring fluffies inside.
  36. >White unicorn is super-clingy as usual.
  37. >Fluffies get dinner.
  38. >Time for sleep.
  39. >Put fluffy ponies in safe room for the night.
  40. >"Nooo, don't weave awone! Scawy!" protests white unicorn.
  41. >Other fluffy ponies agree.
  42. >They have a point, there is a storm blowing outside.
  43. >Wind, snow, branches scratch against window.
  44. "Everything is fine. Go to sleep."
  45. >Close door, fluffies whimpering as you do.
  46. >Watch some porn.
  47. >Masturbating furiously.
  48. >Hear crash from safe-room.
  49. >Put cock away, rush to see what's wrong.
  50. >Tree branch has crashed thru window.
  51. >Fluffy ponies are screaming in terror.
  52. >"Munster! Munster!"
  53. >Total fucking chaos.
  54. >Fluffies running in all directions, crashing into padded walls.
  55. >Never stop screaming.
  56. >Grab them by their fluff, carry all 4 out of safe room so you can clean up.
  57. >Chaos doesn't stop.
  58. >Fluffy ponies now running wildly around house, screaming.
  59. >Deal with that later.
  60. >Need to get broken branches out of your house.
  61.  
  62. 3/3
  63. >Try to force branch back out window.
  64. >It's not very successful.
  65. >Must break up branches and toss them out front door.
  66. >Finally done.
  67. >Board up window.
  68. >Time to calm panicked fluffies down.
  69. "Quiet! Next one to scream gets the sorry-stick!"
  70. >It's super effective.
  71. >Ponies sit down obediently.
  72. >Headcount...there's one missing.
  73. >White unicorn. Probably hiding under something.
  74. >Search house for 2 hours.
  75. >No white unicorn.
  76. >Check safe-room...you know you carried her out of there.
  77. >Put out favorite fluffy treats to lure her out.
  78. >Other fluffy ponies whine and cry that they are locked up and can't get to treats.
  79. >Morning comes; still no white unicorn.
  80. >Only explanation, she ran out in a panic while you were tossing branches out front door.
  81. >Look around outside.
  82. >Hopeless...everything covered in blanket of white snow.
  83. >She's a write-off.
  84. Months pass...Winter Wrap-Up day.
  85. >Your theory is confirmed.
  86. >Neighbor finds corpse of white unicorn hung up in his fence.
  87. >She died trapped, cold, in the dark, alone.
  88. >Everything she was terrified of.
  89. >Neighbor puts corpse in a box and brings it to your house.
  90. >Remaining three fluffies, plus new replacement see box.
  91. >"Yay!" "Pweasents!" "Pwease can open?"
  92. >Stupid creatures think every box contains presents.
  93. >Fluffy ponies rip open box before you can stop them.
  94. >Horrified by twisted corpse of "fwiend."
  95. >Screaming & crying, running panicked in all directions.
  96. >Goddamn it, why didn't I get a fishtank instead?
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