Eng Wilson (2017)

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Remember
when we were kids?

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Life was all there
in front of us,

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waiting to happen.

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You could be an astronaut
or the President,

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whatever the hell you wanted.

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Every day was an adventure,

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and things were only going
to get better.

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Then the years pass
and you start to see...

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...that it's all
a big fairy tale.

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Total bullshit.

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I'm no genius,

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but I like to think
I've figured

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a few things out
along the way.

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For one thing,
modern civilization is a scam.

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A sad, pointless charade
built on lies.

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You have to have the courage
to go your own way.

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Happiness is hard to come by.

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Sure as hell
aren't gonna find it

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in some stupid gadget.

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There you are,
tapping on some little box...

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...while the real shit
is happening

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all around you, dumbass.

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I hate you so much.

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Yes, I do, yeah.
I hate you.

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Don't get me wrong,
I've got nothing

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but love for
my fellow human beings.

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I'm a people person
all the way,

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one hundred percent.

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Look at you.
What a pretty dog!

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Look at those ears.

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What's your name?
What's your name?

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My name is Pepper.

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And I'm five years old.

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And this morning...

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...I was a bad, bad girl.

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People get
really creeped out

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when you talk
in the fake dog voice.

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I believe that every one of
us has a story to tell...

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...and we're all part of
the human family.

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How tragic we've lost
all sense of community.

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A sense of camaraderie

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with our friends
and neighbors.

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You mind
if I sit here?

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I don't think there's anyone
sitting at those tables.

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But she likes
the sunny spot.

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Don'tcha?
Don'tcha like the sunny spot?

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I'm actually right in the
middle of something, so...

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Working man, eh?

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Good deal.

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Wife? Kids?

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Hey, asshole!
I'm talking to you.

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Nobody has actual
conversations anymore.

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It's a real shame.

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I mean, everybody's got
something valuable to offer

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if you just take
the time to listen.

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Nope. Sorry.

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Saggy-balls motherfucker!

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And if
you're lucky enough

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to find a friend or two
in this world...

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...well, brother,
you've hit the jackpot.

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So...

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...what did Wilson
think of our news?

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I didn't tell him yet.

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Oh, God, not another kid!

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No, no.

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It's just
we were thinking

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we might want to
move somewhere...

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...where we could actually
afford to buy a house.

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Show him the pictures.

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Where is this?

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St. Louis.

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Missouri?

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Jesus Christ.

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St. Louis?

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It's actually
a pretty interesting town.

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Oh, okay, that flies
in the face of everything

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I've ever heard...

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...about St. Louis
in particular

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and Missouri at large!

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What the hell
do you know about it?

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Look, I get it.

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You don't want to have to be
the ones to cart poor old...

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...Wilson to the hospital
when he conks out.

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Get out
while the going's good.

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Smart move!

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Holy shit.

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This has nothing to do
with you, Wilson.

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Oh, that's nice!
Thanks for thinking of me!

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I always knew
that she hated me...

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...but I always thought that
you were my best friend!

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He's your only friend!
Jodie!

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No, I'll be fucked
if I sit here

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and let you give us
a guilt trip about this.

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Why don't you
get off your lazy ass

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and go find some
new fucking friends?!

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Jesus Christ!

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Life can be
a difficult business.

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We need to be thankful
for everything we have.

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Caveman was happy
with the roof over his head...

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...a day's supply of food,

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and a family to
share his burden.

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Honey, I'm home!

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What's for dinner?

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Well, two out of three.

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That's not so bad, I guess.

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Of all the times
to call!

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Hello?

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He what?

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Hey.

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Honey,
you're so beautiful!

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Yeah, we're gonna
have so much fun!

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So, I don't know
how long I'll be.

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It's a family emergency.

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I hope
it's nothing serious.

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Oh, hell, yeah.
It's serious.

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Yeah, my old man
has terminal cancer.

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I am so sorry.

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I lost my brother
to lymphoma.

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You take as much time
as you need.

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And don't worry
about anything.

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I'll take
such good care of her.

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Um...

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She needs to have
these pills every...

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Is this our new little friend?
Who's this crazy kid, man?

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Who's this guy?

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Diego.
Nice to meet you.

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Wait, I thought
it was just you.

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Diego lives here
with me.

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He helps out a ton
with the animals.

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Okay, yeah. That's just...

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How do you know he's not
some crazy dog fucker?

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He's not.
No, I'm not.

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Ooh.

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Where you headed, bro?

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I'm sorry. What?

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Where you going?

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I'm going home.

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Ah.

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I'm going to visit my
dad in the hospital.

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Stage-four lung cancer.

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Took a bad turn last night.
Fell in the shower.

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Sorry, to hear that.

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So, um...

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What do you do?
What?

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I'm sorry, what?
What's your line?

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Your job.

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J-O-B?

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Um, I do
management consulting,

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mostly in the I.T. sector.

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Oh, no kidding!
Because I do some...

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...C.N.P.-ing

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in the
V.H.C-slash-1-G-Q-point...

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Come on, man.

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Nobody actually understands
that bullshit.

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I mean I want to know...

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...what are the actual
activities of your day?

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You know,
different things. I, um...

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Meetings, uh,
phone calls, reports.

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But, you know,
I mostly, uh...

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...primarily
focus on manage...

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Listen, brother,
forty years from now

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you're gonna be
on your deathbed saying:

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"Where did it all go?

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"What did I do with
those precious days?

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"Some shitwork
for the oligarchs?"

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I actually
enjoy what I do,

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and I've worked my ass
off to get there.

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How did we end up
like this?!

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Okay, so...

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...this is it, I guess.

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When Mom died it just happened,
you know, but...

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...you have the chance
to leave me with something.

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Couldn't you...

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...see that I needed you
to tell me just one time...

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...that you loved me?

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Or that
you hated me, or...

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...something.

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Something besides the problems
with your goddamn garden.

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If you can hear me,
just squeeze my hand.

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Just...

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...come on, fucker!

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Dad?

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Something?

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It's too late,
isn't it?

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There it is.

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You have
any kids of your own?

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Excuse me?

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Do...

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...you...

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...have any niños
of your own?

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Two. But they grown up.

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Hell of a job
doing what you do.

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I can't imagine what it's
like working for some...

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...asshole whitey fuckers

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who can't even
be bothered to...

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...raise their own family.

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I got to go.

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That's okay.
I got it covered.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm just...

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My dad just
passed on and...

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It's weird,
I can't even...

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I never thought
I'd say "passed on."

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He died.

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We used to play ball.

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Right out there.

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If it wasn't for him,
I'd throw like a damn pussy.

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He was a good...

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...man, in general,
you know?

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Who's that?

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It's me, Wilson.

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I wanted to see
if you still lived here.

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Can I come in?

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You want
some beet juice?

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Fuck, no!

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You seen Meyers lately?

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Nah.

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Guy's an asshole.

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Hmm.

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My dad died.

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Yeah.

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So I'm kind of...
My old man's still alive.

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Motherfucker won't die.

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He fucking will not die.

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93 years old. I'm literally
counting the seconds.

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Well, I just...

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I don't have
any family left.

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And I've known you...

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...since we were, what,
nine years old? Ten?

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I don't have a single
person who shares

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my same memories,
you know?

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Lucky you.

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You know...

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...people always said that
you were kind of "difficult,"

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but I don't know,
I guess that...

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Who said that?
Fucking Ted Kuby?

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No. No, no.

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I think that...

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...I need to change my life
a little bit. Just...

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...you know, meet some
new people and...

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...shake things up a...

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Ugh...

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Excuse me.

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I'm thinking to...

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...try dating again
a little bit, you know?

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Yeah, I gave up on
women a long time ago.

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You bust your fucking ass...
and what do you get?

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Empty fucking
bank account?

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Getting bitched at
all the time?

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It's a fucking
fool's errand!

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You know, Olsen,

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I was thinking that maybe
we could be friends again.

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But I guess...
I sort of forgot...

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...what a toxic soul-draining
vampire you really are.

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And by the way, those
grapes have turned.

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Pull over, dumbass!

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It's my dad's car!

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Nice driving, asshole!

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Everybody's in a hurry.

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Hey, could you
hand me that chicken?

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Oh, sure. Here.

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Hold this.
Okay.

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Okay.

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Twelve dollars?

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Oh, my God.
Are you fucking serious?

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That's twelve dollars?

266
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,229
Oh, I know.
It is a total racket.

267
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,358
They know that pet
owners are all damaged

268
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,589
and neurotic
and we will...

269
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,353
...happily throw
our money

270
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,590
at the most nonsensical
crap just to...

271
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,876
...buy a little affection.

272
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,752
Yeah. Yeah, no shit.
No shit.

273
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,440
Oh, shit.

274
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,950
What the fuck?

275
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,879
I am so,
so, so sorry.

276
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
My, uh...

277
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,992
I'm just not
used to this car.

278
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,388
It's actually okay.
It's fine.

279
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,313
Well, it looks like
you have maybe a crack

280
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,038
or a crease or a dent.

281
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,235
That was already there.

282
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,799
Why don't we exchange
information?

283
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,438
Just in case...
You know.

284
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,160
It looked like
he did it on purpose.

285
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,956
It's fine, okay?
It's fine. Thank you.

286
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,272
But excuse me!
Before you go, um...

287
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,360
Is there any
chance that we could, uh...

288
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,829
...maybe go out
sometime?

289
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,111
I felt like we had a spark
or something back there.

290
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,592
Why does
every fucking psycho

291
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,238
always pick on me, man?

292
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,550
What the fuck
did I ever do wrong?

293
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,473
Get away from my car.

294
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,314
I'm not a psycho, lady.

295
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,634
What the heck
crawled up her ass?

296
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,672
Yeah, no kidding.

297
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,270
I'd be pretty stoked
if some random guy

298
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,193
tapped my car just to
get into my pants.

299
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,476
My, my, my,
my, my, my, my, my, my

300
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,869
My angel lover

301
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,317
My, my, my, my, my, my, my
My angel lover

302
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,551
Oh, Christ, I haven't
done this in a long time.

303
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,834
Me, neither. I don't get
asked out on too many dates.

304
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,834
Oh, men can be cruel.

305
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,555
Looks aren't all that
important to me.

306
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,668
Whoa. That's good.

307
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,552
Wow, this place has got
1,748 reviews on Yelp.

308
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,435
And what the hell
does that even mean?

309
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,760
Yelp.

310
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,955
Aren't you a little old

311
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,389
to be doing all that
computer stuff?

312
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,073
I'm totally addicted.

313
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,238
You know, it just feels
so undignified to me.

314
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,998
I mean, in the end
you're just sitting

315
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,435
all alone staring
at a screen.

316
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,318
It's just so sad.

317
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,110
I would be a lot
lonelier without it,

318
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,559
that's for sure.

319
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,550
Have you ever
been married? Kids?

320
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,640
No.

321
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,718
I lived with this guy
for six years once,

322
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,439
but then one day he just
says, "Guess what!"

323
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,113
"I'm a big homo...

324
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,073
"and I find all women
totally disgusting."

325
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,439
Jeez. You know, my wife
left me 17 years ago.

326
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,950
Walked out,
got an abortion.

327
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,272
Moved to L.A. No explanation.
Nothing.

328
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:15,111
My one chance
at a family, poof.

329
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,056
Yeah, everything was fine
all that time

330
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,355
until he just up and says...

331
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,078
..."I'm into dudes,"
you know?

332
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,314
I'm done with her.

333
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,318
I just need to move on,
find somebody new.

334
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,956
Not you necessarily,
but...

335
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,576
Did you ever do
a PeopleFinder search,

336
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,794
or even just Google?

337
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,958
Well, my friend tried it once,
but nothing.

338
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,793
Forget it, I'm done.

339
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,636
I'll find her.
What's her name?

340
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,230
Pippi. My ex? Uh...

341
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,320
...Pippi.

342
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,159
Pippi what?

343
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,078
Pippi Carmichael.

344
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,151
But like I said,
you won't find a...

345
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,114
Here's
a Polly Carmichael-Wiggins.

346
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,799
Wait. Are you serious?

347
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,394
Uh, yeah.
That's her sister.

348
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,474
Well, she's all over here.
She's got a big presence.

349
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,672
Really? So...
Oh, yikes! That's...

350
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,359
Yeah, that's her.

351
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,710
Yeah, she's right over
there in Silverdale.

352
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
So...

353
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,555
...after six years,
this guy's all, "I love you,

354
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,160
"but I just don't see
a future for us."

355
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,312
And I'm like, "I get it, dude.
You're into penis.

356
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,995
"So am I. But...

357
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,776
"...couldn't you have
just told me that

358
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,597
"before I let myself
go all to shit?"

359
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,557
Recognize this voice?
Because I recognize yours.

360
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,115
No.

361
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,075
No.

362
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,920
Uh-uh.

363
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,275
Nope.

364
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,879
No, see it's Wilson!

365
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,757
Jesus Christ,
Polly, spare me

366
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,433
the history lesson, okay?
I'm just...

367
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,789
...calling to find out

368
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,115
if there's any news
from Pippi.

369
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,400
Hmm.

370
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,268
Got to be around here
somewhere.

371
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,314
Watch your door.

372
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760
Thank you.

373
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,395
Excuse me, sir?

374
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,754
Just a second.
Watch the door.

375
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,672
Quick question:
Can you tell me where

376
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,115
a guy could find some
pussy in this town?

377
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,911
Oh, you're looking
for a strip club, huh?

378
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,716
Uh... Well, no,
that's for suckers.

379
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,588
I'm looking for the kind
you can actually fuck.

380
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,439
Looking for a hooker?

381
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,318
That's it, exactly.

382
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,835
I'm looking
for my ex-wife.

383
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,114
Hey. How you doing?

384
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,669
Oh, good.
Can I ask you something?

385
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,309
Sure.
What's going on?

386
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,509
Okay.

387
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,029
Have you ever
seen this woman?

388
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,669
Now, this is
an old picture, so she...

389
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,833
...probably looks much,
much worse now.

390
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,668
Bruises from the drug use
and beatings.

391
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,713
Frizzy coke hair.
Waxy skin.

392
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,916
You, of all people,
know the drill.

393
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,639
Her name's Pippi,
but I'm sure she's got some...

394
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,629
...florid nom de guerre now
like, uh...

395
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,159
..."Klimaxx"  or something.

396
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,992
I don't know no Klimaxx.

397
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,718
According to her sister,

398
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,877
she recently located
back here from L.A.

399
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,710
I'm sorry,
I don't know her.

400
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,554
Okay. Well, in that case,
I guess I'll...

401
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,432
...take a blowjob then.

402
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,034
All right.

403
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,715
Ooh.

404
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,195
I should've
brought my wallet.

405
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,637
Belinda,
do you know where Pippi is?

406
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,016
Stay the fuck
away from us.

407
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,076
We don't want nothing to do
with that crazy bitch.

408
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,559
Don't talk to him.

409
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,708
Look. It's torture for me
to see you guys, too...

410
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,389
...especially
hatchet-face over here...

411
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,035
...but I need to know
if you've seen Pippi.

412
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,236
She's working at some
restaurant by the lake.

413
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,429
That's all we know.

414
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,195
Now please...

415
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,038
...fuck off.

416
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,918
A restaurant?
What restaurant?

417
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,752
Fuck off!

418
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,874
Oh, we close
at 9:00 tonight. Sorry.

419
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,230
Oh, no, that's okay.
I just wanted to ask...

420
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,754
Do you have a Pippi
working here?

421
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,599
Like Pippi Longstocking?

422
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,720
Oh...

423
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,235
You don't ever want
to call her that.

424
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,711
Her sister says that
she's fallen on hard times.

425
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,270
You know, drugs, prostitution,
who knows what else.

426
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,950
I guess she's trying to get her
shit back together, but...

427
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,750
I blame her father.
Rich Republican prick.

428
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,072
But that's a pretty good way
to get back at him, I suppose.

429
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,596
"Hey, I'm blowing strangers
for drug money, Daddy.

430
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,638
"What do you
think of me now?"

431
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,269
This looks
like Lynne. Lynne!

432
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,119
Oh, my God.

433
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,759
Oh, God.

434
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,272
Oh, God.

435
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,152
Two pinot noir, please!

436
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,835
I don't get the Lynne thing.
Why "Lynne"?

437
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,114
I thought you hated "Lynne."

438
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,430
Excuse me.
Just let me get through.

439
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,956
Wilson.
Jesus Christ, man!

440
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,953
I'm just trying to get
my life together

441
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,632
and make a clean start.

442
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,990
Why would you show up
and say that shit?

443
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,513
I can't get over
how amazing you look.

444
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,671
I thought you'd be some...

445
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,316
...nasty, skanky, rat-haired,
snaggle-toothed...

446
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,630
...sore-infested ho.
But look...

447
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,552
...it's like you came
through the gauntlet

448
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,789
without a scratch!

449
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,713
Wilson, you showed up
at my work

450
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,836
and called me
a crack whore.

451
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,679
In front of Melissa!

452
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,355
Well, you know what?
I didn't know!

453
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,033
I was afraid
you were living

454
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,832
with a biker gang
or something.

455
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,752
You can't imagine
all the stuff

456
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,034
running through my head...

457
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,714
...from the shit
that Polly told me.

458
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,319
You talked to Polly?

459
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,840
Yeah, I mean...

460
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,399
Who the fuck
does she think she is?

461
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,554
She doesn't know the first
goddamn thing about my life.

462
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,518
And now she's saying bullshit
to everybody about me?

463
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,159
No. No!

464
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,711
I'm not doing this.
I'm not.

465
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,991
Because this is exactly
what she wants!

466
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,510
I am cooling out.

467
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,509
Mmm-hmm.

468
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,348
Doesn't know a goddamn
thing about my business.

469
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,229
I always told you that she
was a nightmare, remember?

470
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,430
Wilson, you said that
about everybody.

471
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,759
Was I wrong?

472
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,437
What do you want,
Wilson?

473
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,399
My dad died and, uh...

474
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,274
Robert moved away,
so I'm all alone...

475
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,875
...now.

476
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,069
I miss you, Pippi.

477
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,080
Yeah.

478
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,709
Shit. I wasn't...

479
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,994
I wasn't supposed
to drink.

480
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,149
Huh?

481
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,118
Can this really be the
same Pippi who used to...

482
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,398
...smoke and drink and
curse and fart and belch?

483
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,637
She was
a disgusting pig.

484
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,354
Well, there was
never a dull moment,

485
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,072
that's for sure.

486
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,119
Pippi?

487
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,394
You were the only person

488
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,155
who ever bothered
to get to know the real me.

489
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,912
And I knew
the real you.

490
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,431
The real Pippi.

491
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,274
And I think that maybe...

492
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,273
...maybe I still know her.

493
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,990
It's been really hard.

494
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,995
I had some bad years.

495
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,831
I am so...

496
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,673
...proud of you.

497
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,839
You're doing so good.

498
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,954
You're an amazing woman.

499
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,392
What's this?

500
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,360
No, no, no.
Pepper, down.

501
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,440
Fuck!

502
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,789
What?

503
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,235
Sorry, she's a little
bit overprotective.

504
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,391
Shit, I can't believe
you still live here.

505
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,037
Oh, I know,
it's great, but...

506
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,798
...you know,
I can't help but think

507
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,553
it would've been great
if you just...

508
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,873
...had the baby,
and then we'd...

509
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,708
...still have lived
together all those years.

510
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,713
And who knows what our
life might have been like.

511
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,229
P T.A. meetings...

512
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,916
Guinea pigs...

513
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,237
Piano lessons...

514
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,909
You're totally
out of your mind, man.

515
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,871
If you had had the baby,

516
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,394
it would have forced us
to grow up.

517
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,914
You know?

518
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,556
I did have the baby.

519
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,320
What?

520
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:25,756
I had a little girl.

521
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,395
What are you
talking about?

522
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,591
I put her up
for adoption...

523
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,916
...before I went to L.A.

524
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,795
Pippi...

525
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,191
...you need to tell me
right now

526
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,952
if you're joking around.

527
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,236
Wilson,
we sent you papers.

528
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,112
No, I don't know anything

529
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,635
about what
you're talking about.

530
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,472
She got adopted.

531
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,478
You had a baby?

532
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,629
Yeah.

533
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,154
I'm... I'm a father?

534
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,319
Kind of.

535
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,068
I am a father.

536
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,428
Why not?

537
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,119
I'm a father?

538
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,277
I'm a father?!

539
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,113
I'm a father!

540
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,676
Yes! Yes!

541
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,960
So...

542
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,799
...how's business?

543
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,277
Terrible. Everybody just
does it themselves now.

544
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,631
When I talked to you
on the phone...

545
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,190
...I pictured some guy with
an Army buddy on the force...

546
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,353
He gets all his info from
a blind guy on the corner...

547
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,989
Nope.

548
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,429
Nope.

549
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,715
Where the hell's
that goddamn file?

550
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,479
Cocksucker!

551
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,833
Oh, here's what I got.

552
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,875
"Claire Cassiday,
Parker Day High School."

553
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,997
You sure about that?

554
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,556
I do my best
with the information provided

555
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,238
but no guarantees.

556
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,189
Okay.

557
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,709
Here she is.

558
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,752
Could lose a few pounds.

559
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,033
Couldn't we all.

560
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,711
Here we go. Fish and chips.
Enjoy, guys.

561
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,835
When are you done?

562
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,189
Wilson. I can't.

563
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,360
We're short tonight.

564
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,760
No, I got a great
surprise for you.

565
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,880
Excuse me!

566
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,678
Could I get this
with the aioli

567
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,074
on the side
as I requested?

568
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,549
I'm so sorry. Let me take
that back right away.

569
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,910
And we still haven't
seen that bruschetta.

570
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,752
I'll get that right away.
No, no.

571
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,229
Wilson, I can't wait.
Please, I'll lose my job!

572
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,913
It's your daughter.

573
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,556
Isn't she beautiful?

574
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,710
Excuse me. We have
tickets to Wicked and...

575
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,189
Hey, dickhead!
Shut the fuck up!

576
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,395
Can't you see that this woman
is having a profound moment?

577
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,478
Somehow I just can't process

578
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,755
that this is your place.
I mean...

579
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,550
Don't get me wrong,
it's, uh, really...

580
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,598
...nice.
Very tasteful. I just...

581
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,950
It's a sublet, dumbass!

582
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,554
Thank God.

583
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,120
So...

584
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,595
...what do you want
to do about this?

585
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,438
Wilson, I've seen it.

586
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,517
Don't you do
another goddamn thing.

587
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,909
I can't even catch my
breath around you. Enough!

588
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,312
I'm not talking about anything major,
Pippi. I mean...

589
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,116
...don't you want to
see her in the flesh?

590
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,150
What are you saying now?

591
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,793
What do you want to do,
stalk her?

592
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,115
Holy Christ, Pippi.

593
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,989
Where do you come up
with this shit?

594
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,594
Why the hell do people
move to the suburbs?

595
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,396
It's like a living death.

596
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,599
Wilson,
what are we doing?

597
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,993
What?

598
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,119
I never...

599
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,911
...stopped loving you, Pippi.

600
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,638
I stopped loving you.

601
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,473
Ouch.

602
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,600
Well...

603
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,878
I spent so many years
hating you

604
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,791
and now I can't even
remember why.

605
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,079
I guess it drove me nuts

606
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,957
that I was such
a fucking mess...

607
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,552
...and nothing I did
ever scared you away.

608
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,990
Well, you remember this?

609
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,640
Mmm.

610
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,833
Yeah.

611
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,160
29 stitches.

612
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,240
Yeah.

613
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,989
That almost scared me away.

614
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,680
Shh, shh, shh.

615
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,910
They're on the move!
They're on the move.

616
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,593
Wait! What are you doing?

617
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,069
I told you. I just want
to get a glimpse of her.

618
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,599
But you just saw her!

619
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,831
Get down! Down, down.
Shit.

620
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,828
Okay, up, up.

621
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,991
Wilson, just let this go.

622
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,272
No, we got to go.
Wilson!

623
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,359
Okay,
the coast is clear.

624
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,713
Cool it, Wilson.

625
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,359
Jesus.

626
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:34,720
Oh...

627
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,313
We made that.

628
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,235
Hey, it's Claire.
Hi, Claire.

629
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,880
What's up, Claire?
Why are you here?

630
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,155
They having a sale
on big-ass clown clothes?

631
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,400
Go die, asshole.

632
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,555
Oh...

633
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,438
I'm sorry,
what did you say to me?

634
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:53,720
Oh, no.

635
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,896
What did you
say to me, bitch?

636
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,797
Hey, Claire,
Jenny Craig's over here.

637
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,871
Fat-ass bitch!
Where are you going?

638
00:35:58,960 --> 00:35:59,960
Hey!

639
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,754
You need to shut the fuck up,
you little prick!

640
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,069
Watch yourself,
asshole.

641
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,912
No, you watch it!
That's my daughter!

642
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,071
Wilson, not now!
Bad timing!

643
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,514
You little
son of a bitch!

644
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,278
Get off me,
asshole!

645
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,713
Let go!
No!

646
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,756
I'm not letting go!
Let it go!

647
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,920
Wilson!

648
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,552
I'm gonna
kick his ass!

649
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,510
Believe me, Pippi gave
you a true gift...

650
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,158
...by giving you away,

651
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:36,438
because we were in no
position to be parents.

652
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,999
I was told that
she was an unfit mother.

653
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,878
Oh, you were
told the truth.

654
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,793
She was on the street,
strung out on drugs...

655
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,832
...comforting strangers.

656
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,831
I never was
on the street.

657
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,115
Look, it doesn't...

658
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,509
Don't get bogged down
in the details right now.

659
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,199
We're just thrilled
to finally

660
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,352
have the opportunity
to get to meet you!

661
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,074
And if you're
wondering about

662
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,151
the lack of
family resemblance...

663
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,590
...you couldn't tell it
by looking at her,

664
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,989
but she used
to be a real hippo.

665
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,715
Your grandpa wrote
a well-regarded novel

666
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,153
about Melville, and...

667
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,629
...Pippi's
maternal grandfather

668
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,029
was a famous judge
in Ohio, and...

669
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,315
Shit!

670
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,039
I have to go.

671
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,469
Oh...
Well, it's been...

672
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,989
...truly amazing
getting a chance

673
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,877
to have this time
with you.

674
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,359
Okay, bye.
Okay.

675
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,192
Bye.
Bye.

676
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,193
I'm not some
strung-out skank, man!

677
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,033
Pippi, is that all that you
took from this experience?

678
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,191
Well, we just totally
ambushed her!

679
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,920
I thought we were
just gonna hide out.

680
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,149
I can honestly say...

681
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,552
...I have never seen
anything more beautiful...

682
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,910
...than the look
on your face...

683
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,390
...when you first saw her.
You were...

684
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,713
...glowing.

685
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,034
I guess it was good
we got to see her, right?

686
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,032
I feel like maybe
I can stop worrying.

687
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,598
And I'll let her go.

688
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,553
Thanks.

689
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,311
I think
you're right, Pippi.

690
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,233
She certainly doesn't need
any help from us.

691
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,795
It's like she has
that miserable,

692
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,955
anguished look...

693
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,953
...like you had
when I first met you.

694
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,791
Of course,
you turned out okay.

695
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,559
In the long run.

696
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,433
Oh, Pippi.

697
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,195
Oh, Pippi!

698
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,989
Hi, there.

699
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,836
What do you want?

700
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,436
Well, I just didn't feel like
we got closure to our, uh...

701
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,473
...you know,
little introduction, and I...

702
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,269
I can't believe I just used
the word "closure," but...

703
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,155
Why the fuck is everyone
up my butt today?

704
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,637
Up your...? No.
What the hell's wrong?

705
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,679
Hey, come on, hop in.
I'll give you a ride.

706
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,474
No, thanks.

707
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,800
I'll get the bus.

708
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,080
No, no,
I'll give you a ride.

709
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,148
Claire! I can't stand
to see you like this. Please.

710
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,789
Come on.

711
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,512
How about I take you
for ice cream?

712
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,108
Is that supposed
to be funny?

713
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,714
Yeah, let's get the fat
girl some ice cream.

714
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,709
Hey, not everybody's
out to get you, Claire.

715
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,155
Well, that's what it
fucking feels like!

716
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,953
Is it those jerks
from the mall?

717
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,560
Because I'll kick the
shit out of them.

718
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:28,720
It's everybody.

719
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,872
Okay, I'll kick the shit
out of everybody then.

720
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,276
It is a given
that every decent person

721
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,193
who ever lived got shit
on in high school.

722
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,195
I'm sure they picked on
Copernicus, for fuck sake.

723
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,397
It's a badge of honor.

724
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,600
However...

725
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,152
...that does not mean
that you have to sit back

726
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,071
and get reamed
for four years.

727
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,517
So is there
one particular asshole?

728
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,229
Yeah.

729
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,592
Monika the bitch.

730
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,035
Monika?

731
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,395
Monika.

732
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,759
Now, is there like a creepy
teacher or janitor or...?

733
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,595
Mr. Naisbitt.

734
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,069
Ah, okay.

735
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,874
"Monika, Monika, you blow

736
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,428
"Mr. Naisbitt
like a harmonica."

737
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,397
You see how that rhymed?
That's just a bonus.

738
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,957
No, "you blow Mr.
Naisbitt's syphilitic dong

739
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,433
"like a harmonica."

740
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,751
Eaugh! Too far.

741
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:26,640
Yeah.

742
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,471
You passed my house.

743
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,438
How could you tell?

744
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,153
No, the Cassidays seem
like wonderful people.

745
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,040
I was thinking
I should arrange a meeting

746
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,800
so we can all be
on the same page together.

747
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,076
That's a horrible idea.

748
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,269
I bet...

749
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,433
...your mom does some fancy
cooking in here, huh?

750
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,631
We never use
any of this shit.

751
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,474
My mom can't even
work the stove.

752
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,115
Well...

753
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,110
They took in an innocent baby
and raised it as their own.

754
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,315
Folks like that

755
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,560
are the heroes
of this world.

756
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:16,835
Mmm.

757
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,192
Yeah, they could spend
a little more time with you.

758
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,515
Yeah.

759
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,868
I mean,
I could do without

760
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,509
all the overcompensatory
display of class privileges...

761
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,640
...but...

762
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,958
...I mean, Christ,
what kind of example is that?

763
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,834
It's like they're laughing
at the next generation.

764
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,198
"We used up all your resources.
Fuck you."

765
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,509
I always wondered
how I got like this.

766
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,193
No. No. I'm not
doing that, Wilson.

767
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:51,918
Come on,
it'll be fun.

768
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,638
I haven't been there
since I was a kid.

769
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,195
Wilson! You know I'm not
talking about that.

770
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,509
Look.

771
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,757
For better
or worse, Pippi,

772
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,434
we have totally
freaked this girl out.

773
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,635
Yeah.

774
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,915
And it is our duty
to make sure that

775
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,719
she doesn't have
some major meltdown.

776
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,320
You know? I mean,
can you imagine

777
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,719
what she's
going through?

778
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:15,714
No! No fucking way.
Of course I can't. Can you?

779
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,628
She's a sweet kid

780
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,870
with two crazy people
stalking her.

781
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,240
We're not stalking her.

782
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,395
Wilson.

783
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,960
And how many times
do I have to tell you

784
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,718
what I'm
going through, huh?

785
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,389
I am barely making it
through each day.

786
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:34,030
And you're expecting this
huge emotional commitment...

787
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,599
...while you're
dragging me along

788
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,069
for this insane
fucking insta-family?

789
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,034
Pippi, it is
that commitment...

790
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,271
...that is exactly
what you need

791
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,759
to help you
move forward.

792
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,872
Trust me, I know.

793
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,350
You're an asshole!
Goddamn it!

794
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,431
What is in there?

795
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,037
Pippi?
Goddamn it!

796
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,275
Calm yourself.

797
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,435
Fuck!

798
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,396
This is why I left you
in the first place.

799
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,029
You think you know it all.
You don't!

800
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,748
You don't know
shit about shit!

801
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,719
Are you done?

802
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,596
Wow! So cool!

803
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,714
You must have been here
a million times, huh?

804
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,080
Nope.

805
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,111
My mom's scared
of poor people.

806
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,114
Perfect!
It's all ours then.

807
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,916
Thank you. Whoo!

808
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,113
This used to seem
so huge when I was a kid.

809
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,795
Hey, you guys ready
to take it for a spin?

810
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,953
You're embarrassing her.
This is a little kid ride.

811
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,912
I'm not embarrassed.

812
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,877
Come on, Pippi,
you don't have to be

813
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,916
such a lump
on a log. Hop in.

814
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,630
You guys
are so beautiful.

815
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,273
Ugh.

816
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,792
They're watching us.

817
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,999
Stop it, deer.

818
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,353
Any kids?

819
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,800
Yeah.

820
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,354
How old?

821
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,155
They're six and fifteen.

822
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,480
Why?

823
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,429
Oh, nothing. I just have
a 17-year-old daughter.

824
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,839
She's quite a handful.

825
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,031
She's going through a
rough patch with her mom.

826
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,668
You know how they
are at this age.

827
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,309
My oldest is going through
the same thing.

828
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:56,030
You have to remember that
they're just kids, you know?

829
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,715
They still need to know
you love them...

830
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,190
...as hard as that
may be sometimes.

831
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,635
Yeah.

832
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,870
You know, that's...
Thank you.

833
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,355
Yeah.

834
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,549
You're a wise man.

835
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,517
Nice cock, by the way.

836
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,754
Pippi?

837
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:44,960
Hey!

838
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:48,600
Hey, hey.

839
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,273
They grow up so fast.

840
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,393
Fuck you!

841
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,433
What a day!

842
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,558
Can you imagine...

843
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,270
...how much bird feces
is in this park?

844
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,959
What time is it?

845
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,400
Well...

846
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,789
Don't you have
your phone?

847
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,069
Are you kidding me?

848
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,278
That's unbelievable.

849
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,950
This thing has been right
on time for like two weeks.

850
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,320
Shit.

851
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,078
Anyway, time is like,
you know...

852
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,918
Here and now
is where we're at.

853
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,639
Claire?
Hey, Dad.

854
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,352
Oh.

855
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:36,440
Sorry.

856
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,153
Okay!

857
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,998
Okay, bye.

858
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,312
Bye! Bye!

859
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,159
You know,
I heard you call him "Dad"

860
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,032
and I wonder
if he realizes

861
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,270
how lucky he really is.

862
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,479
I better go.

863
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,840
Okay.

864
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,993
Okay, well, hey,
let me give you a hug.

865
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,793
I really have
enjoyed this time.

866
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,475
Next time we'll do
something fun like maybe...

867
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,109
...get a pogo stick
or something, or...

868
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,480
...Frisbee.

869
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,995
Frisbee'd be easier
probably.

870
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,355
See ya.

871
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:16,840
Bye!

872
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,189
Watch out
for the bird shit!

873
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,632
Hey, hey, Pepper.
Cut it out.

874
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,831
I think she's
disappointed in me.

875
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,877
No, it's just she's
all desperate and needy.

876
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,719
She can tell when someone
doesn't love her.

877
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:38,029
Not the dog, stupid.

878
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,313
Who, Claire?

879
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,873
You're nuts.
Did you see the way

880
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,831
she was looking at you?

881
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,715
Really?

882
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,159
Magical.

883
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,191
Oh, Christ.

884
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,671
Fucking Polly, man.

885
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,195
Why can't she
leave me alone?

886
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,839
Delete.

887
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,719
Bullshit.

888
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:10,389
What?

889
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:13,915
What?

890
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,356
I just had
this thought of like...

891
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,034
What if I showed up
with you and Claire?

892
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,918
I was at her front door

893
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,076
and we're all like,
"This is my family, bitch."

894
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,920
I'd love
to see her face!

895
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,593
Yes!
Right?

896
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,713
No, no, don't laugh.
We have to do that.

897
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,873
I am not going to her stupid
suburban shithole life.

898
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,553
But there's nothing
nuts about that.

899
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,392
Look, look, just...

900
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,155
...all of the shit that
you've been through...

901
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,875
...and you've come out
the other side

902
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,070
better than
she'll ever be.

903
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,278
And it's a great chance
for your daughter

904
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,753
to see who you are.

905
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,437
She's not
our real daughter, man.

906
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,751
I know. I know, Pippi.

907
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,753
I mean, she's never
gonna live with us.

908
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,238
But she's always
gonna be a part of us.

909
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,435
I don't want to live
in a fantasy world.

910
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,792
Yeah, well...

911
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,068
...how's reality
working out for you?

912
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,432
You know, the wife
is not a big dog person.

913
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,760
What are you
gonna do?

914
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,319
How could anyone
not love you?

915
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,636
I bet you can't take
two steps on the sidewalk

916
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,273
without someone
wanting to pet you.

917
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,109
Oh, it is kind of disturbing actually.
It's like...

918
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,796
..."Hello there, up here!
I'm an actual human being.

919
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,792
"I can do math and...

920
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,999
"...drive a car and cook
food and do tiddlywinks...

921
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,713
"...and masturbate."

922
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,277
I didn't know
you were married.

923
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,795
Oh, yeah. Wife, kids,
the whole shebang.

924
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,115
Nice.

925
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,994
Claire, your folks
are okay with you coming?

926
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,353
I just told them it was
a weekend trip with Hannah.

927
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,159
They don't give a shit.

928
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,151
They're just thrilled
I have a fucking friend.

929
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,355
Okay...

930
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,632
...this is a family outing.
Let's try to keep it PG-13.

931
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,479
That's just how I talk.

932
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,757
Okay, well, in that case...
Swear all the fuck you want!

933
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,189
You're fucking crazy.

934
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,353
Let's face it,
this is pretty great.

935
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,154
Look, even Pippi's happy!

936
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,353
Why not, right? Fuck!

937
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,631
I spent my whole life
feeling like shit

938
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:32,994
about myself, you know?

939
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,191
Never enjoyed
a goddamn thing.

940
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,752
Fuck that, right?

941
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,518
Yeah, fuck that completely.

942
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,875
Fuck it!

943
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,474
Yes!

944
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,216
Here's my number

945
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,753
So call me maybe

946
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,957
And all the other boys
Try to chase me

947
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,075
That killed the mood.

948
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,712
- Killed it. Stop.
- That's terrible.

949
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,876
Turn it off. Turn it off!

950
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,509
Oh, God!
What obnoxious drivel.

951
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,309
Hey, I just met you

952
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,233
And this is crazy
But here's my num...

953
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,875
Oh, God.

954
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,077
Oh, come on, chin up.

955
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,078
This is gonna be fun.

956
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:24,711
Fuck, we're so late.

957
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:26,240
Stop.

958
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,070
Oh, honey!

959
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,558
Hi.
Hi.

960
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,235
Hi.
Hi, Will! Remember me?

961
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,312
Of course. Wilson.

962
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,954
Oh, you guys...

963
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,272
Yeah, this is, uh...
Polly and Will.

964
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,590
And this is your niece,
Claire.

965
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,952
Oh, Claire,
it's great to meet you.

966
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,231
Come in. Please.

967
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:58,593
Wow.
Mmm-mmm.

968
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,120
Sorry.

969
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,751
Hey, Polly...

970
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,559
...you look great.

971
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:06,920
Thank you.

972
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,759
I don't mean that
in a salacious way at all.

973
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,911
I just think you look great.

974
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,240
Thanks.

975
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,316
Don't you think she looks...
You do, too, Will!

976
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,760
Thanks.

977
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,118
What's the boy's name?

978
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,600
Cooper.

979
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:24,229
Cooper!
The last time I saw you...

980
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,109
...you were two
or three years old.

981
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,998
You were trying
to get your mom

982
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,951
to pick up some Legos and...

983
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,594
...you were literally
just freaking out!

984
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,271
And at the time
I thought that you guys

985
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,953
were terrible parents...

986
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,071
...but I didn't get it
like I do now.

987
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,390
I used to be way over
on the nurture side

988
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:44,277
of the nature/nurture
debate...

989
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,000
...but not anymore.
I mean, look at her.

990
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,151
Look! The way
she holds her fork

991
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,437
is exactly like Pippi.

992
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,591
And just
a million things, like...

993
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,638
...she has my mom's
little half-smile.

994
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,837
And then she has Pippi's
sarcastic laugh and...

995
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,838
...my temper. I mean,
DNA, it's just...

996
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,679
...it's truly
unbelievable.

997
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,630
Coop's heading
to Duke in the fall.

998
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,199
It's hard to believe.

999
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,520
Coops!

1000
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,958
And Jenny's already halfway
through law school.

1001
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,990
Oh, Christ, I forgot
you had another one.

1002
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,117
I totally forgot.

1003
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,833
So is she my cousin?

1004
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,153
Oh, brilliant, Watson!

1005
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,519
Definite college material.

1006
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,395
What are you gonna major in,
brain surgery?

1007
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,233
So, Claire, have you been
thinking about school yet?

1008
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:45,675
Fuck, no.

1009
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,873
You see?
Now, that is pure Wilson.

1010
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,872
Here's to you, Claire.

1011
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,992
And to you, Coop!

1012
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,548
Coop!

1013
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,400
Why Golf Matters.

1014
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,071
I feel like
I'm doing fieldwork

1015
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,031
among the natives
or something.

1016
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,038
We shouldn't
have come here.

1017
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,878
What?
Mmm-mmm.

1018
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,870
She'll always
find a way to win.

1019
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,553
What are you
talking about?

1020
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,948
Look at us, Wilson!

1021
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,230
We're something
out of a horror movie!

1022
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:20,552
We're all pasty and bald
and bitter and...

1023
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,115
...lonely and...

1024
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:25,551
...they're all fancy and...
Hey.

1025
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:27,870
I would rather
have our daughter

1026
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,736
than that creepy little kid
any day of the week.

1027
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,988
It's not really
our daughter!

1028
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,348
Stop it, Pippi!

1029
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,915
Stop it! Stop it!

1030
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:38,073
Pippi, we're here
on vacation.

1031
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,311
I can't.

1032
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,079
Let's just
try to have fun.

1033
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,919
You know?

1034
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,549
Yeah.

1035
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,036
How come
you're so quiet?

1036
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,759
Oh, well, I...

1037
00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,955
Some of my best times
with my mom were spent, um...

1038
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,710
...not saying a word, just...

1039
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,430
...just sitting together
in the same room...

1040
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,119
...feeling...

1041
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,278
...the connection.

1042
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,757
Like a chemical thing.

1043
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,416
You know, I always
used to try to imagine

1044
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,557
what you were like.
My "real dad."

1045
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,234
Well, I hope you're
not too disappointed.

1046
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:26,635
Nah.

1047
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,273
You're cool.

1048
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,272
They went for a walk.

1049
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:36,760
Oh.

1050
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,113
Oh, God.

1051
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,440
Oh.

1052
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,309
Thanks.

1053
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,475
Aw, Pippi.

1054
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,990
I was afraid
I'd never see you again.

1055
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:58,469
Yeah.

1056
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,350
I want you to know
that I fully understand

1057
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,476
why you didn't
come to Dad's funeral.

1058
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:10,113
And I also know
that things were

1059
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,351
tougher for you
after I left.

1060
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:14,629
Oh?

1061
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:16,960
Yeah?

1062
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,796
Maybe they were a little
bit tougher for me?

1063
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,160
Yeah.

1064
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,553
So, it's good to see
you wanting a family.

1065
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,318
That says a lot to me.

1066
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,800
And I know that I've said
some negative things

1067
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,990
about Wilson
in the past, but...

1068
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:40,310
So, what are Claire's
real parents like?

1069
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,159
Are they okay?

1070
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,669
Amazing.
Mmm.

1071
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:45,554
Super rich.

1072
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,829
Mmm-hmm.

1073
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:48,154
Super well-educated.

1074
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,549
Yeah, they got
a big house. Like...

1075
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,991
...way bigger
than this place.

1076
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:56,559
That's great.
Mmm-hmm.

1077
00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:00,193
And how did Claire's
parents feel about

1078
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,350
you and Wilson making
contact like that?

1079
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,033
Or was that their idea?

1080
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,394
They must really
trust you

1081
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,272
to let her stay here
for the weekend.

1082
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:10,400
Yup.

1083
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:11,715
I mean...

1084
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,756
Do they know
about your...

1085
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,709
...troubles?

1086
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,472
They're really cool
with me.

1087
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,595
Mmm-hmm.

1088
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,230
Do Claire's parents even
know where she is, Pippi?

1089
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,075
Oh, my God, Polly!

1090
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,071
Ugh! Look at you!

1091
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,879
You're still just playing
Little Miss Perfect.

1092
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,350
Kissing Dad's ass,
staying all quiet

1093
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,920
while I spoke up
for the both of us...

1094
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,593
...and I'm the low-life
scumbag?

1095
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,256
I knew I shouldn't
have come back here.

1096
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,032
I heard Claire on the
phone this morning.

1097
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,798
She told her mom
she was staying at

1098
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,150
a beach house
with her friend Hannah.

1099
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,117
You're a fucking cunt!

1100
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,276
When you're a kid,
you have all this future.

1101
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,238
This potential.

1102
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,437
But when you
get to be my age,

1103
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,750
you kind of look at things
in a different way.

1104
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,388
You're kind of living
more in the moment.

1105
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,279
Things like this lake
and the ducks...

1106
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,349
Shit like this
becomes so damn huge.

1107
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,480
Ow!

1108
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,279
Fuck you!

1109
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,432
Get away from me, Pippi!
Oh, oh, oh!

1110
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,479
Stop it! Pippi!

1111
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,280
I'm getting fucking
tired of this bullshit!

1112
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,113
No, Pippi!

1113
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,312
Oh, oh, oh! Look.

1114
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,629
Oh. Ooh.

1115
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,991
A little woodland creature.

1116
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,751
You know, they haven't
changed at all

1117
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,149
since the time
of the dinosaurs.

1118
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,680
Oh, you're so cute.

1119
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:55,838
Ooh, what's your name?

1120
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,118
What did the frog
say to the fly?

1121
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:04,839
That's right.

1122
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,472
Big drinkers, though.

1123
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,159
Big, huge drinkers.

1124
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,353
There he is!

1125
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,389
Come here.
What?

1126
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,391
- Get over here.
- What's going on?

1127
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,348
Guys? No, I didn't
do anything!

1128
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,994
Wilson...

1129
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,673
...I lost it.

1130
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,480
- Pippi?
- Come on, let's go.

1131
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:26,749
Pippi, what's going on?

1132
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,836
Just don't
say anything.

1133
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,713
Polly!
It's called kidnapping!

1134
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,800
Sit down.

1135
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,674
Pippi?

1136
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,235
Claire?

1137
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,191
This is nuts!

1138
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,712
She's my daughter.
How could this be kidnapping?

1139
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,190
Well, the parents
are pretty P.O'-ed.

1140
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,597
It's hard to blame them.
She is just 17.

1141
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,433
Whose side are you on?

1142
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,359
Don't worry.
We'll let them cool down

1143
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,760
and then we'll work
something out.

1144
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,552
You got a clean record.

1145
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,789
What about Pippi?

1146
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:25,558
Did they charge her
with something?

1147
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,720
I don't know.

1148
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,273
I heard they offered
her some deal.

1149
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,675
Damn it! Ahh!

1150
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,919
What are you looking at?

1151
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,748
That is quite a tattoo.

1152
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,111
Mmm. How's that?

1153
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,477
It's like the ultimate
argument ender.

1154
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,837
Like, "No, I don't want
your fucking job. In fact...

1155
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:30,320
"I want to
destroy your entire society.

1156
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:31,634
"Fuck you."

1157
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,632
What'd you say, bitch?

1158
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,155
No, I'm not... I like it.

1159
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:41,515
It's like an acknowledgement
to a whole other generation...

1160
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,149
Whoa, whoa!

1161
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,509
Ahh!

1162
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:02,715
Hi.

1163
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,869
It doesn't matter if
you're out of here 20 years,

1164
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,672
living on an island.

1165
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,877
You will never be
truly free until

1166
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,992
you've been washed
in the blood of the Lamb.

1167
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,039
A believer stuck 10
years in the shoe...

1168
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,710
...is freer than any man
who disdains the Word.

1169
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:41,995
Mmm.

1170
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,231
That is beautiful,
beautiful stuff.

1171
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,915
Have you always
been a...

1172
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,515
...God-fearing man, Pastor?

1173
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,752
I've tried to be.

1174
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:53,880
Oh, what a gift.

1175
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:57,077
I wish my parents
had done that for me.

1176
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,073
I've spent so much time

1177
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,236
trying to make sense
of it all.

1178
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:04,597
Well, it's never
too late.

1179
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,035
Well, yeah, I guess.

1180
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,873
I mean,
at a certain point...

1181
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,356
...no rational man's
gonna buy into

1182
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,238
all this crazy
mumbo jumbo.

1183
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:17,948
Let's be realistic.

1184
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,872
You got to have it
ingrained...

1185
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:24,074
...before you develop
any real sense of, you know...

1186
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,753
...reason.

1187
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,111
I mean, unless you...

1188
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,595
...get brain damage
or something.

1189
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:34,629
Yeah.

1190
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:41,829
Oh, hello, brother.

1191
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:55,759
"The Lord is my shepherd;
"I shall not want."

1192
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,759
"He maketh me lie down
in green pastures."

1193
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,475
He maketh me lie down
in green pastures.

1194
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,473
"He leadeth me
beside the still waters."

1195
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,995
He leadeth me
beside the still waters.

1196
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,116
"He restoreth my soul."

1197
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:10,633
He restoreth my soul.

1198
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:15,152
So I grabbed this asshole
by the lapels...

1199
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,994
...and I said, "Look, I don't
care if you are a nun...

1200
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,516
"...I'm gonna fucking,
shit, fucking punch..."

1201
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:23,319
Fuck, yeah!

1202
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:24,994
Wassup, bro?
Hey.

1203
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,993
How you doing, man?
You staying out of trouble?

1204
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,469
Yo, Wilson!

1205
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,153
Wassup, man?
Hey, man.

1206
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:32,360
Wassup, hippie? Hey.

1207
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:33,520
How's my favorite hippie?

1208
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,636
Hey, don't eat
the chocolate cake.

1209
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:36,948
Gave me the shits earlier.

1210
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,470
There's more pieces than
there is puzzle left. Look.

1211
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:40,959
These are that color

1212
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,798
and there ain't no
blanks in that color.

1213
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,319
Hey, Wilson!

1214
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,153
You got a visitor.

1215
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,195
A what?

1216
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,556
I can't believe it's you.

1217
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:13,719
It's me.

1218
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:18,199
It's two and a half years.
I never heard a word.

1219
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,829
I, uh...

1220
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,319
I tried to get
my lawyer to find you.

1221
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,516
I even tried
to go through Polly.

1222
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,915
Oh, she was
on the warpath.

1223
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,709
I have thought of you
every day.

1224
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,911
A thousand times.

1225
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,032
I'm sorry, Wilson.

1226
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,191
I was just, uh...

1227
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,713
It got really bad.

1228
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,917
I knew there was a reason.

1229
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,435
I'm sorry,
I'm... I'm so happy.

1230
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:48,789
Are you okay?

1231
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,755
Yeah.

1232
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:55,279
When Claire turned on
me at the trial...

1233
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:57,909
I don't think

1234
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,759
I've ever been
more devastated.

1235
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:05,271
I just thank you for not
testifying against me.

1236
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,114
Yeah, but I should've been
up there fighting for you.

1237
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,952
I wondered about that.

1238
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,588
I could've been there
for you, and I...

1239
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,310
I totally failed you,
Wilson.

1240
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,231
But you're here now.

1241
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,119
I am.

1242
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,636
And I have to
thank you, Wilson.

1243
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,748
You believed in me
when nobody else ever did.

1244
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:36,755
Oh, Pippi.

1245
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:39,115
Now that I'm pulling it
together here...

1246
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,957
I feel like I'm ready
for an actual relationship.

1247
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,159
And that's why...

1248
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,278
...Tucker and I are
moving to Australia.

1249
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:02,314
What did...?

1250
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,837
I just... Could you...?
Did you...? Did you...?

1251
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:08,309
Tucker?

1252
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,159
Yeah, my sponsor.

1253
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,152
Or he was my sponsor.

1254
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:13,920
I know that sounds
really bad, right?

1255
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,638
But we went through a lot.

1256
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:16,875
So...

1257
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:19,315
I think you'd
like him, Wilson.

1258
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,829
Yeah, I'm sure I...

1259
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,639
I'm sure I would.

1260
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:34,995
Hey.

1261
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,872
Maybe we don't have to
be miserable forever.

1262
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,351
Maybe we could find our
way to being happy.

1263
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,560
Pippi?

1264
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:42,840
What the fuck
are you looking at?

1265
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,674
Thank you.

1266
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,155
So...

1267
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,317
What's been going on
in the world?

1268
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:28,035
I don't know. Nothing.

1269
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:31,711
Tell me, friend, have you
heard the good news?

1270
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,311
Oh, no, I'm...
No, thanks.

1271
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,596
I'm just fucking with you!

1272
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,191
Jesus doesn't
give a shit.

1273
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,198
No, I just
got out of prison.

1274
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:45,712
36 months hard time with
the lowest scum imaginable.

1275
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:49,196
Oh... But I made it
out the other end.

1276
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,595
Yeah.

1277
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,235
Insert ass-rape
joke here.

1278
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:57,679
I'm not gonna,
you know,

1279
01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,830
slice your throat
for a deck of smokes.

1280
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,077
I'm all done
with that life.

1281
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,436
Are you headed
to school?

1282
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,629
Yeah.

1283
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,393
Yeah? Oh, good for you.
Good boy.

1284
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:11,876
Yeah, I'm just headed home.

1285
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,909
Just me and a mangy old dog,
if she even...

1286
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,196
...remembers me.

1287
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,079
That's her.

1288
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,435
Oh, sorry... That's my ex.

1289
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,392
No, here's the dog.

1290
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:26,914
Oh, she's cool.

1291
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,075
It's so nice
talking with someone

1292
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,549
who isn't
fucking psychotic!

1293
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:34,229
You know?

1294
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,590
We got a nice long
journey ahead of us.

1295
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:38,989
Yeah, a couple of hours.

1296
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,120
Yeah.

1297
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,829
"Cyndi's Cupcakery?"

1298
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,515
What happened
to the used bookstore?

1299
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,553
Is that you,
Diana?

1300
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,677
It's me, Wilson.

1301
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,393
Pepper's dad!

1302
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,709
Hi.

1303
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:57,870
You can't believe what
happened to me, Shelly.

1304
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,228
Um...

1305
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,831
Where's all
your dog stuff?

1306
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,878
Well, I'm not
sitting anymore.

1307
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:09,869
So where is she?
Pepper?

1308
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:11,679
Well, Wilson...

1309
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,991
...even when
I stopped sitting,

1310
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,753
Pepper was
the only dog I kept.

1311
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:19,910
She was such
a wonderful little girl.

1312
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:21,389
"Was?"

1313
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:24,319
I'm sorry.

1314
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,871
She got
so sick, Wilson.

1315
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,872
And in the end
she could barely even...

1316
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,590
She could barely
even lift her little head.

1317
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:36,189
I tried to find you. I did.

1318
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:37,588
And someone said that

1319
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,750
you were in jail,
and I just...

1320
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,679
I'm sorry.

1321
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,436
I'm sorry, Pepper.

1322
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,472
I'll never use this voice again.

1323
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,072
Good-bye, Pepper.

1324
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:41,391
You were a true friend.

1325
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:44,320
Every minute in your
presence was a blessing

1326
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:46,749
and your joy

1327
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,752
over the simplest of
pleasures was humbling

1328
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,751
and inspirational.

1329
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,435
You were the pride
of the neighborhood,

1330
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,433
the brightener
of a thousand days.

1331
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:00,912
To see a stranger's
eyes tear

1332
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,434
at the memory
of a similar pet

1333
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,273
is to know the inherent
goodness of your kind.

1334
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:10,680
You...

1335
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:16,113
Urinated.
...urinated...

1336
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:19,313
...on my address book
and chewed up two sofas...

1337
01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:20,600
Three.

1338
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,952
...three, but...

1339
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,192
...in doing so,
you taught us

1340
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:28,033
the utter worthlessness
of those things.

1341
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,949
We celebrate you, Pepper.

1342
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:34,953
You and all your
brothers and sisters

1343
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:36,712
in the animal family.

1344
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,394
We vow to honor
and protect your kind

1345
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:43,028
and oppose
with all our heart those...

1346
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:44,753
...who would harm or degrade

1347
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:47,229
any living creature
in any way.

1348
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:49,789
Amen.

1349
01:16:57,240 --> 01:17:01,074
So whatever happened
with you and Francisco?

1350
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,833
Diego?

1351
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:07,470
He turned out to be
a real asshole.

1352
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,910
Oh, jeez, I knew it!

1353
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,549
You know, those
guys who come off

1354
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,835
all emotional and caring,

1355
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,394
they're bad news.

1356
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,913
You deserve to be
treated with respect.

1357
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:28,593
I guess I'm just not used
to all this walking.

1358
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,670
So what was prison like?

1359
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:37,513
They say that there's no
such thing as rehabilitation

1360
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:41,270
and people come out worse
than they go in, but I...

1361
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,716
...kind of feel
like it helped...

1362
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,431
...turn me into an adult.

1363
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:48,633
Finally.

1364
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:56,396
Breathe.

1365
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:57,959
You're so tight.

1366
01:17:58,200 --> 01:17:59,599
Flip over
on your tummy.

1367
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,039
Tummy, okay.

1368
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:02,834
Whoa.

1369
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:11,153
I think that you and I have
a lot to teach each other.

1370
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:12,468
Huh.

1371
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,874
You're so open and fearless.

1372
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,356
I'm always worrying what
other people are thinking

1373
01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:20,238
and second guessing
every single little thing.

1374
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:21,959
Well, you know,

1375
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:24,395
I wish I'd have
started this years ago.

1376
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:27,149
I spent
so much time

1377
01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:31,314
pining after my ex
and moping like an idiot.

1378
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:33,119
I'm ready for...

1379
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:35,271
...a real relationship.

1380
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,433
Someone with a...

1381
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,672
...kind heart

1382
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,514
and an open demeanor

1383
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,512
...and a gentle spirit...

1384
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,511
Motherfucker!

1385
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:49,400
Ahh!

1386
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,195
Call me a caveman
or whatever, but...

1387
01:18:58,520 --> 01:19:00,670
...I still say the world
was a better place

1388
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,029
before everybody had

1389
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:05,192
one of those damn things
in their house.

1390
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:07,189
I want to hear this.

1391
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:09,271
I just need
to finish this email.

1392
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,634
I mean,
I feel like I'm fading

1393
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:14,712
into oblivion

1394
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:16,713
while...

1395
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:20,716
...everyone else is
scampering to keep up.

1396
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,631
Fifty years from now,

1397
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:26,480
there won't even be

1398
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,028
the slightest trace
of my existence.

1399
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,549
Nothing.

1400
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:33,560
Like...

1401
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:38,999
Like
I never existed at all.

1402
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,916
Mmm. It's horrible.

1403
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:57,193
I just have to...

1404
01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,589
It might be George
about tomorrow.

1405
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,520
Hello?

1406
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:07,160
No.

1407
01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:09,440
No.

1408
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:14,432
Look, he has no interest
in talking to you, and we'd...

1409
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:15,840
...just prefer

1410
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,115
if you don't call this
number anymore, okay?

1411
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:20,829
Thank you.

1412
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,598
Who the hell was that?

1413
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:41,715
Wow.

1414
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,035
Hi.

1415
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:47,633
You look so...

1416
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,069
...grown up.

1417
01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:50,708
Thanks.

1418
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:53,433
You look good, too.

1419
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:55,835
Oh! Well, you know,
if you'd have seen me

1420
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,319
when I first got out...

1421
01:20:57,480 --> 01:21:00,790
...forty months
of eating pure crap and...

1422
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,912
...sitting in a little room
with a window this wide...

1423
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,640
I looked like a fungus.

1424
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:08,040
Mmm.

1425
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:13,231
So, uh, did you hear
from your mother?

1426
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:15,198
You know,
she's run off to Australia

1427
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:16,759
with her N.A. sponsor.

1428
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:18,479
Yeah.
Tucker.

1429
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:20,358
Yeah.

1430
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:22,158
She emailed me
before she left.

1431
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,753
Yeah, like
they don't have cocaine

1432
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,910
in Australia
or something.

1433
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:33,069
Look, Claire, I'm gonna
need some kind of apology

1434
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,510
or something.
Some acknowledgement

1435
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,716
of the unconscionable way

1436
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,160
that you turned on me
at the trial.

1437
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,713
Look, I was a kid.

1438
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,598
I did exactly what my
parents told me to do.

1439
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,190
And I am sorry, but...

1440
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,750
I had no idea how to
deal with a crazy,

1441
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:50,108
chaotic situation
like that.

1442
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:53,078
Okay, look,
Polly and prison and Australia,

1443
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:54,798
none of it matters to me.

1444
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:57,679
But to see you get up
on that stand

1445
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,432
and say those things
about me!

1446
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:03,189
Look, I'm sorry, Wilson.
I really, really am. But...

1447
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:05,712
...it's not
why I'm here.

1448
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,471
I'm going to have a baby.

1449
01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:15,634
And I thought I should
tell you in person.

1450
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:17,672
I guess I wanted to know
if he was gonna

1451
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:20,115
have any weird diseases
or something.

1452
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:25,354
But I mean,
you're just a kid yourself.

1453
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,557
Don't start with that.

1454
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:31,480
I get enough of that shit
from everybody else.

1455
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,398
I just... A baby?

1456
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:34,840
A baby.

1457
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:37,994
So that makes me
a grandfather?

1458
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:42,118
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1459
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:43,519
I just came here...

1460
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:46,433
...to shit on you
for ratting me out

1461
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:47,999
to the Feds,
and now this?

1462
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:50,355
This is... This is...

1463
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:56,349
You know,
Portland is not so bad.

1464
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,520
I could be there to help her
with anything she needs.

1465
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,154
What are you talking about?
I can't move to Portland.

1466
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:02,794
Oh, no, I know.

1467
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,199
I wasn't, you know,
suggesting...

1468
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:06,828
I know this is a really
emotional issue for you...

1469
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:08,439
...but you have
to accept that

1470
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:09,873
she's not your daughter.

1471
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:11,996
You barely know her and...

1472
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,672
...she sent you to jail,
for Chrissake!

1473
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:15,518
Okay, that's true.
Point taken.

1474
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:16,954
Also, it's totally
disrespectful

1475
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:18,359
to the people
who did raise her.

1476
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:20,272
Hi, ma'am!
Can I play with your dog?

1477
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,000
They don't need any
more stress right now.

1478
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,553
Let me just pet him.

1479
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,029
Sit tight.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.

1480
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,270
Hi! Hello!
You are such a beautiful girl.

1481
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:30,471
Excuse me. I got to go.

1482
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:32,552
Wilson, she has to...
Wilson!

1483
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,472
I really love you.

1484
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:35,755
Hey, dude.

1485
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,035
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

1486
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:38,309
Wilson, she needs to go.

1487
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:39,555
I'm sorry.

1488
01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,393
She has to leave.

1489
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:44,154
Wilson, she needs
to leave. Wilson!

1490
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:19,512
What the hell
are you doing here?

1491
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:20,749
I come in peace.

1492
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:23,354
I just wanted to talk
to you and your wife.

1493
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,272
I'll get a restraining
order if I have to.

1494
01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:27,590
Please, I mean no harm.
Just the opposite.

1495
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:30,035
I wanted a chance...

1496
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:33,875
...to get to know you
and Mrs. Cassiday a little.

1497
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,834
I... I brought this
for Claire.

1498
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,792
I thought
she might be interested

1499
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,518
in her family tree,
and there's photos.

1500
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:44,280
Yeah, well, we don't
want you or your book.

1501
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:47,029
I'm asking you. Go home.

1502
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:54,553
I gave you a chance to
raise this wonderful girl.

1503
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:56,871
If you love her, then...

1504
01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:00,029
...you love a little
piece of me, too.

1505
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,156
That's it.
I'm calling the cops.

1506
01:25:03,480 --> 01:25:06,677
You have everything
in the world!

1507
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,478
Can't you just find it
in your heart?

1508
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:11,314
Yeah, I have an intruder
on my property.

1509
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,153
Uh-huh. Yes, I will.

1510
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,153
I'm sorry.

1511
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:21,996
Thanks for taking care
of my baby. You...

1512
01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:26,069
...did an amazing job.

1513
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:28,999
Uh, yes.

1514
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:31,638
Um, you know,
actually it's okay.

1515
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:33,073
Yeah, false alarm.

1516
01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:34,759
No, I'm sorry.

1517
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:36,752
Thanks very much.

1518
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:43,949
Hey.

1519
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:45,880
Hey!

1520
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:48,271
What are you
still doing here?

1521
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:50,591
My mom said
you were beating off.

1522
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:53,194
No, I... I know...

1523
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,874
...that I fucked
everything up.

1524
01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:59,874
I'm just asking
for the tiniest...

1525
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,668
...shred of hope
that you might someday...

1526
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:06,112
...let me be a small
part of your life.

1527
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:08,079
What do you mean?

1528
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,954
I'm just gonna come
right out and say it:

1529
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,753
I want to move
to Portland

1530
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:16,029
and help you
with the baby and...

1531
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:17,400
And...

1532
01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:19,869
...make up
for all my mistakes.

1533
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:21,109
No.

1534
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:24,033
Look, I can't hurt
my mom and dad anymore.

1535
01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:25,435
They're already freaked out

1536
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:27,397
about this whole baby
thing, and I can't...

1537
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:28,560
Please?

1538
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:30,438
I don't think so.
Please, Claire?

1539
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:32,870
I wouldn't be
in your way.

1540
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:35,080
Claire?

1541
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:38,915
Can I at least
come visit you?

1542
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:44,753
The little fucker
might like me.

1543
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,919
Thank you.

1544
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,000
You know,

1545
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:10,753
I really have to just

1546
01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,111
take stock of my life.

1547
01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:16,271
Start counting my blessings.

1548
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:19,592
The fact is, I got it pretty
good here with you, Shelly.

1549
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:22,428
You know, I mean,
we all want people

1550
01:27:22,520 --> 01:27:24,954
to love us
for exactly who we are.

1551
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:28,511
But that's not really
possible in this world

1552
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:33,112
because we're just all too
unbearable. You know?

1553
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,873
We got to...

1554
01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:39,479
...make the best
of what we have, you know?

1555
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:42,474
I thought you were
moving to Portland.

1556
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:46,552
I did say that.

1557
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:50,000
Hmm.

1558
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:12,754
Before this,

1559
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:14,911
I was screwed.

1560
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:16,993
And when it was
all said and done,

1561
01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:19,514
figured I'd just die
and be forgotten.

1562
01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:22,474
A handful of ashes
dumped in the ocean.

1563
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:25,669
Hi.

1564
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,149
Oh, my God.

1565
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:29,509
But now...

1566
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:32,434
Now there's someone to
remember me when I'm gone.

1567
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:34,232
It's Grandpa Wilson,
right there!

1568
01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,590
At least until some
horrific apocalypse

1569
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:38,511
wipes out the human race.
Hi.

1570
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:43,350
Can you hold him up
a little closer?

1571
01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:48,432
We like our stories to
end with the promise of hope.

1572
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:50,870
Happily ever after
and all that.

1573
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:54,030
Is that as clear
as it gets?

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Too bad real lives
don't have that structure.

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01:28:58,040 --> 01:28:59,951
Or, hell, maybe they do.

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01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:02,874
Maybe it's right there
in front of us

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and we just can't see it.