Fluffy’s Easter Bunny

>Fluffy pony is running around the house.
>He is excited at all the inflated bunnies and colorful eggs laying about.
>He runs up to you, “Home wook pwetty daddeh! Fwuffy wike pwetty!”
>You look down at your smiling ball of fluff.
>”It’s Easter little guy. I even got you something.”
>The little fluffy screams in joy, “Daddeh ge’ fwuffy pwesent! Yay! Fwuffy am happeh daddeh! Wha daddeh ge’ fwuffy?”
>He stands in front of you shaking with anticipation.
>You can see the happiness beaming from his little fluffy face.
>You bring up a sack and reach in it.
>You bring out a large chocolate Easter bunny and set it down.
>The fluffy pony looks at it and squees, “Daddeh get fwuffy nyu fwen! Fwuffy am happy!”
>Fluffy pony truddles up to the chocolate bunny giggling and gives it a big hug.
>There is a small crack and the bunnies head falls of.
>Fluffy pony is mortified, “Nuuuuuu! Fwen hewt! Hewp fwen daddeh! Hewp fwen!”
>You walk over and look at the now severed head of the bunny and pick it up.
>”I’m sorry, but you gave him too big of owchies.”
>He starts to tear up, “Nuuu! Fwuffy nuu wan hewt fwen! Pwease hewp fwen daddeh!”
>”Everyone wants to celebrate Easter but your friend can’t because you killed him!”
>Fluffy pony starts to cry, “Fwuffy am sowwy fwen! Wahhhhh! Fwuffy sowwy!”
>You look down at the head, “Well, there is only one thing we can do now.”
>You slowly bring the head of the bunny up and take a bite out of it.
>”AHHHH! Why eat fwen daddeh! Fwen nuu nummies! Huu huuuuu….”
>You stare at the fluffy, “You made me do this!”
>The fluffies teary eyes stare pitifully at you while it covers its mouth in horror as you take another bite.
>”I have to eat him to cover up your hurting of your friends.”
>”Or do you want everyone to know how bad a fluffy you are.”
>”A bad fluffy who kills his friends!”
>You take another bite as the fluffy lays down covering his face sobbing.
>This is why you love Easter.