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  1. yes i fucking did
  2. get rekt your not gonna get your free rare scripts
  3. (this is really just the bee movie script)
  4.  
  5. According to all known laws
  6. of aviation,
  7.  
  8.  
  9. there is no way a bee
  10. should be able to fly.
  11.  
  12.  
  13. Its wings are too small to get
  14. its fat little body off the ground.
  15.  
  16.  
  17. The bee, of course, flies anyway
  18.  
  19.  
  20. because bees don't care
  21. what humans think is impossible.
  22.  
  23.  
  24. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  25. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  26.  
  27.  
  28. Ooh, black and yellow!
  29. Let's shake it up a little.
  30.  
  31.  
  32. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  33.  
  34.  
  35. Ooming!
  36.  
  37.  
  38. Hang on a second.
  39.  
  40.  
  41. Hello?
  42.  
  43.  
  44. - Barry?
  45. - Adam?
  46.  
  47.  
  48. - Oan you believe this is happening?
  49. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
  50.  
  51.  
  52. Looking sharp.
  53.  
  54.  
  55. Use the stairs. Your father
  56. paid good money for those.
  57.  
  58.  
  59. Sorry. I'm excited.
  60.  
  61.  
  62. Here's the graduate.
  63. We're very proud of you, son.
  64.  
  65.  
  66. A perfect report card, all B's.
  67.  
  68.  
  69. Very proud.
  70.  
  71.  
  72. Ma! I got a thing going here.
  73.  
  74.  
  75. - You got lint on your fuzz.
  76. - Ow! That's me!
  77.  
  78.  
  79. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  80. - Bye!
  81.  
  82.  
  83. Barry, I told you,
  84. stop flying in the house!
  85.  
  86.  
  87. - Hey, Adam.
  88. - Hey, Barry.
  89.  
  90.  
  91. - Is that fuzz gel?
  92. - A little. Special day, graduation.
  93.  
  94.  
  95. Never thought I'd make it.
  96.  
  97.  
  98. Three days grade school,
  99. three days high school.
  100.  
  101.  
  102. Those were awkward.
  103.  
  104.  
  105. Three days college. I'm glad I took
  106. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  107.  
  108.  
  109. You did come back different.
  110.  
  111.  
  112. - Hi, Barry.
  113. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  114.  
  115.  
  116. - Hear about Frankie?
  117. - Yeah.
  118.  
  119.  
  120. - You going to the funeral?
  121. - No, I'm not going.
  122.  
  123.  
  124. Everybody knows,
  125. sting someone, you die.
  126.  
  127.  
  128. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  129. Such a hothead.
  130.  
  131.  
  132. I guess he could have
  133. just gotten out of the way.
  134.  
  135.  
  136. I love this incorporating
  137. an amusement park into our day.
  138.  
  139.  
  140. That's why we don't need vacations.
  141.  
  142.  
  143. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  144. under the circumstances.
  145.  
  146.  
  147. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
  148. - We are!
  149.  
  150.  
  151. - Bee-men.
  152. - Amen!
  153.  
  154.  
  155. Hallelujah!
  156.  
  157.  
  158. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  159.  
  160.  
  161. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  162.  
  163.  
  164. Welcome, New Hive Oity
  165. graduating class of...
  166.  
  167.  
  168. ...9:15.
  169.  
  170.  
  171. That concludes our ceremonies.
  172.  
  173.  
  174. And begins your career
  175. at Honex Industries!
  176.  
  177.  
  178. Will we pick ourjob today?
  179.  
  180.  
  181. I heard it's just orientation.
  182.  
  183.  
  184. Heads up! Here we go.
  185.  
  186.  
  187. Keep your hands and antennas
  188. inside the tram at all times.
  189.  
  190.  
  191. - Wonder what it'll be like?
  192. - A little scary.
  193.  
  194.  
  195. Welcome to Honex,
  196. a division of Honesco
  197.  
  198.  
  199. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  200.  
  201.  
  202. This is it!
  203.  
  204.  
  205. Wow.
  206.  
  207.  
  208. Wow.
  209.  
  210.  
  211. We know that you, as a bee,
  212. have worked your whole life
  213.  
  214.  
  215. to get to the point where you
  216. can work for your whole life.
  217.  
  218.  
  219. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  220. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  221.  
  222.  
  223. Our top-secret formula
  224.  
  225.  
  226. is automatically color-corrected,
  227. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  228.  
  229.  
  230. into this soothing sweet syrup
  231.  
  232.  
  233. with its distinctive
  234. golden glow you know as...
  235.  
  236.  
  237. Honey!
  238.  
  239.  
  240. - That girl was hot.
  241. - She's my cousin!
  242.  
  243.  
  244. - She is?
  245. - Yes, we're all cousins.
  246.  
  247.  
  248. - Right. You're right.
  249. - At Honex, we constantly strive
  250.  
  251.  
  252. to improve every aspect
  253. of bee existence.
  254.  
  255.  
  256. These bees are stress-testing
  257. a new helmet technology.
  258.  
  259.  
  260. - What do you think he makes?
  261. - Not enough.
  262.  
  263.  
  264. Here we have our latest advancement,
  265. the Krelman.
  266.  
  267.  
  268. - What does that do?
  269. - Oatches that little strand of honey
  270.  
  271.  
  272. that hangs after you pour it.
  273. Saves us millions.
  274.  
  275.  
  276. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  277.  
  278.  
  279. Of course. Most bee jobs are
  280. small ones. But bees know
  281.  
  282.  
  283. that every small job,
  284. if it's done well, means a lot.
  285.  
  286.  
  287. But choose carefully
  288.  
  289.  
  290. because you'll stay in the job
  291. you pick for the rest of your life.
  292.  
  293.  
  294. The same job the rest of your life?
  295. I didn't know that.
  296.  
  297.  
  298. What's the difference?
  299.  
  300.  
  301. You'll be happy to know that bees,
  302. as a species, haven't had one day off
  303.  
  304.  
  305. in 27 million years.
  306.  
  307.  
  308. So you'll just work us to death?
  309.  
  310.  
  311. We'll sure try.
  312.  
  313.  
  314. Wow! That blew my mind!
  315.  
  316.  
  317. "What's the difference?"
  318. How can you say that?
  319.  
  320.  
  321. One job forever?
  322. That's an insane choice to have to make.
  323.  
  324.  
  325. I'm relieved. Now we only have
  326. to make one decision in life.
  327.  
  328.  
  329. But, Adam, how could they
  330. never have told us that?
  331.  
  332.  
  333. Why would you question anything?
  334. We're bees.
  335.  
  336.  
  337. We're the most perfectly
  338. functioning society on Earth.
  339.  
  340.  
  341. You ever think maybe things
  342. work a little too well here?
  343.  
  344.  
  345. Like what? Give me one example.
  346.  
  347.  
  348. I don't know. But you know
  349. what I'm talking about.
  350.  
  351.  
  352. Please clear the gate.
  353. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  354.  
  355.  
  356. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  357.  
  358.  
  359. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  360. - Wow.
  361.  
  362.  
  363. I've never seen them this close.
  364.  
  365.  
  366. They know what it's like
  367. outside the hive.
  368.  
  369.  
  370. Yeah, but some don't come back.
  371.  
  372.  
  373. - Hey, Jocks!
  374. - Hi, Jocks!
  375.  
  376.  
  377. You guys did great!
  378.  
  379.  
  380. You're monsters!
  381. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  382.  
  383.  
  384. - I wonder where they were.
  385. - I don't know.
  386.  
  387.  
  388. Their day's not planned.
  389.  
  390.  
  391. Outside the hive, flying who knows
  392. where, doing who knows what.
  393.  
  394.  
  395. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  396. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  397.  
  398.  
  399. Right.
  400.  
  401.  
  402. Look. That's more pollen
  403. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  404.  
  405.  
  406. It's just a status symbol.
  407. Bees make too much of it.
  408.  
  409.  
  410. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  411. and the ladies see you wearing it.
  412.  
  413.  
  414. Those ladies?
  415. Aren't they our cousins too?
  416.  
  417.  
  418. Distant. Distant.
  419.  
  420.  
  421. Look at these two.
  422.  
  423.  
  424. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  425. - Let's have fun with them.
  426.  
  427.  
  428. It must be dangerous
  429. being a Pollen Jock.
  430.  
  431.  
  432. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  433. against a mushroom!
  434.  
  435.  
  436. He had a paw on my throat,
  437. and with the other, he was slapping me!
  438.  
  439.  
  440. - Oh, my!
  441. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
  442.  
  443.  
  444. What were you doing during this?
  445.  
  446.  
  447. Trying to alert the authorities.
  448.  
  449.  
  450. I can autograph that.
  451.  
  452.  
  453. A little gusty out there today,
  454. wasn't it, comrades?
  455.  
  456.  
  457. Yeah. Gusty.
  458.  
  459.  
  460. We're hitting a sunflower patch
  461. six miles from here tomorrow.
  462.  
  463.  
  464. - Six miles, huh?
  465. - Barry!
  466.  
  467.  
  468. A puddle jump for us,
  469. but maybe you're not up for it.
  470.  
  471.  
  472. - Maybe I am.
  473. - You are not!
  474.  
  475.  
  476. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  477.  
  478.  
  479. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  480. Are you bee enough?
  481.  
  482.  
  483. I might be. It all depends
  484. on what 0900 means.
  485.  
  486.  
  487. Hey, Honex!
  488.  
  489.  
  490. Dad, you surprised me.
  491.  
  492.  
  493. You decide what you're interested in?
  494.  
  495.  
  496. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
  497. - But you only get one.
  498.  
  499.  
  500. Do you ever get bored
  501. doing the same job every day?
  502.  
  503.  
  504. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  505.  
  506.  
  507. You grab that stick, and you just
  508. move it around, and you stir it around.
  509.  
  510.  
  511. You get yourself into a rhythm.
  512. It's a beautiful thing.
  513.  
  514.  
  515. You know, Dad,
  516. the more I think about it,
  517.  
  518.  
  519. maybe the honey field
  520. just isn't right for me.
  521.  
  522.  
  523. You were thinking of what,
  524. making balloon animals?
  525.  
  526.  
  527. That's a bad job
  528. for a guy with a stinger.
  529.  
  530.  
  531. Janet, your son's not sure
  532. he wants to go into honey!
  533.  
  534.  
  535. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  536. - I'm not trying to be funny.
  537.  
  538.  
  539. You're not funny! You're going
  540. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  541.  
  542.  
  543. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
  544. - No one's listening to me!
  545.  
  546.  
  547. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  548.  
  549.  
  550. I could say anything right now.
  551. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  552.  
  553.  
  554. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  555.  
  556.  
  557. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  558. Shave my antennae.
  559.  
  560.  
  561. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  562. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  563.  
  564.  
  565. I'm so proud.
  566.  
  567.  
  568. - We're starting work today!
  569. - Today's the day.
  570.  
  571.  
  572. Oome on! All the good jobs
  573. will be gone.
  574.  
  575.  
  576. Yeah, right.
  577.  
  578.  
  579. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
  580. stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  581.  
  582.  
  583. - Is it still available?
  584. - Hang on. Two left!
  585.  
  586.  
  587. One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  588. Step to the side.
  589.  
  590.  
  591. - What'd you get?
  592. - Picking crud out. Stellar!
  593.  
  594.  
  595. Wow!
  596.  
  597.  
  598. Oouple of newbies?
  599.  
  600.  
  601. Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  602.  
  603.  
  604. Make your choice.
  605.  
  606.  
  607. - You want to go first?
  608. - No, you go.
  609.  
  610.  
  611. Oh, my. What's available?
  612.  
  613.  
  614. Restroom attendant's open,
  615. not for the reason you think.
  616.  
  617.  
  618. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  619. - Sure, you're on.
  620.  
  621.  
  622. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  623.  
  624.  
  625. Wax monkey's always open.
  626.  
  627.  
  628. The Krelman opened up again.
  629.  
  630.  
  631. What happened?
  632.  
  633.  
  634. A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
  635. He's dead. Another dead one.
  636.  
  637.  
  638. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  639.  
  640.  
  641. Dead from the neck up.
  642. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
  643.  
  644.  
  645. Oh, this is so hard!
  646.  
  647.  
  648. Heating, cooling,
  649. stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
  650.  
  651.  
  652. humming, inspector number seven,
  653. lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  654.  
  655.  
  656. mite wrangler. Barry, what
  657. do you think I should... Barry?
  658.  
  659.  
  660. Barry!
  661.  
  662.  
  663. All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  664. in quadrant nine...
  665.  
  666.  
  667. What happened to you?
  668. Where are you?
  669.  
  670.  
  671. - I'm going out.
  672. - Out? Out where?
  673.  
  674.  
  675. - Out there.
  676. - Oh, no!
  677.  
  678.  
  679. I have to, before I go
  680. to work for the rest of my life.
  681.  
  682.  
  683. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  684.  
  685.  
  686. Another call coming in.
  687.  
  688.  
  689. If anyone's feeling brave,
  690. there's a Korean deli on 83rd
  691.  
  692.  
  693. that gets their roses today.
  694.  
  695.  
  696. Hey, guys.
  697.  
  698.  
  699. - Look at that.
  700. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
  701.  
  702.  
  703. Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  704.  
  705.  
  706. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  707.  
  708.  
  709. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  710.  
  711.  
  712. Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  713.  
  714.  
  715. - Thank you.
  716. - OK.
  717.  
  718.  
  719. You got a rain advisory today,
  720.  
  721.  
  722. and as you all know,
  723. bees cannot fly in rain.
  724.  
  725.  
  726. So be careful. As always,
  727. watch your brooms,
  728.  
  729.  
  730. hockey sticks, dogs,
  731. birds, bears and bats.
  732.  
  733.  
  734. Also, I got a couple of reports
  735. of root beer being poured on us.
  736.  
  737.  
  738. Murphy's in a home because of it,
  739. babbling like a cicada!
  740.  
  741.  
  742. - That's awful.
  743. - And a reminder for you rookies,
  744.  
  745.  
  746. bee law number one,
  747. absolutely no talking to humans!
  748.  
  749.  
  750. All right, launch positions!
  751.  
  752.  
  753. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  754. buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  755.  
  756.  
  757. Black and yellow!
  758.  
  759.  
  760. Hello!
  761.  
  762.  
  763. You ready for this, hot shot?
  764.  
  765.  
  766. Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  767.  
  768.  
  769. Wind, check.
  770.  
  771.  
  772. - Antennae, check.
  773. - Nectar pack, check.
  774.  
  775.  
  776. - Wings, check.
  777. - Stinger, check.
  778.  
  779.  
  780. Scared out of my shorts, check.
  781.  
  782.  
  783. OK, ladies,
  784.  
  785.  
  786. let's move it out!
  787.  
  788.  
  789. Pound those petunias,
  790. you striped stem-suckers!
  791.  
  792.  
  793. All of you, drain those flowers!
  794.  
  795.  
  796. Wow! I'm out!
  797.  
  798.  
  799. I can't believe I'm out!
  800.  
  801.  
  802. So blue.
  803.  
  804.  
  805. I feel so fast and free!
  806.  
  807.  
  808. Box kite!
  809.  
  810.  
  811. Wow!
  812.  
  813.  
  814. Flowers!
  815.  
  816.  
  817. This is Blue Leader.
  818. We have roses visual.
  819.  
  820.  
  821. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
  822.  
  823.  
  824. Roses!
  825.  
  826.  
  827. 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  828.  
  829.  
  830. Stand to the side, kid.
  831. It's got a bit of a kick.
  832.  
  833.  
  834. That is one nectar collector!
  835.  
  836.  
  837. - Ever see pollination up close?
  838. - No, sir.
  839.  
  840.  
  841. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  842. over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  843.  
  844.  
  845. a pinch on that one.
  846. See that? It's a little bit of magic.
  847.  
  848.  
  849. That's amazing. Why do we do that?
  850.  
  851.  
  852. That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  853. flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
  854.  
  855.  
  856. Oool.
  857.  
  858.  
  859. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
  860. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
  861.  
  862.  
  863. Oopy that visual.
  864.  
  865.  
  866. Wait. One of these flowers
  867. seems to be on the move.
  868.  
  869.  
  870. Say again? You're reporting
  871. a moving flower?
  872.  
  873.  
  874. Affirmative.
  875.  
  876.  
  877. That was on the line!
  878.  
  879.  
  880. This is the coolest. What is it?
  881.  
  882.  
  883. I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
  884.  
  885.  
  886. It smells good.
  887. Not like a flower, but I like it.
  888.  
  889.  
  890. Yeah, fuzzy.
  891.  
  892.  
  893. Ohemical-y.
  894.  
  895.  
  896. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
  897.  
  898.  
  899. My sweet lord of bees!
  900.  
  901.  
  902. Oandy-brain, get off there!
  903.  
  904.  
  905. Problem!
  906.  
  907.  
  908. - Guys!
  909. - This could be bad.
  910.  
  911.  
  912. Affirmative.
  913.  
  914.  
  915. Very close.
  916.  
  917.  
  918. Gonna hurt.
  919.  
  920.  
  921. Mama's little boy.
  922.  
  923.  
  924. You are way out of position, rookie!
  925.  
  926.  
  927. Ooming in at you like a missile!
  928.  
  929.  
  930. Help me!
  931.  
  932.  
  933. I don't think these are flowers.
  934.  
  935.  
  936. - Should we tell him?
  937. - I think he knows.
  938.  
  939.  
  940. What is this?!
  941.  
  942.  
  943. Match point!
  944.  
  945.  
  946. You can start packing up, honey,
  947. because you're about to eat it!
  948.  
  949.  
  950. Yowser!
  951.  
  952.  
  953. Gross.
  954.  
  955.  
  956. There's a bee in the car!
  957.  
  958.  
  959. - Do something!
  960. - I'm driving!
  961.  
  962.  
  963. - Hi, bee.
  964. - He's back here!
  965.  
  966.  
  967. He's going to sting me!
  968.  
  969.  
  970. Nobody move. If you don't move,
  971. he won't sting you. Freeze!
  972.  
  973.  
  974. He blinked!
  975.  
  976.  
  977. Spray him, Granny!
  978.  
  979.  
  980. What are you doing?!
  981.  
  982.  
  983. Wow... the tension level
  984. out here is unbelievable.
  985.  
  986.  
  987. I gotta get home.
  988.  
  989.  
  990. Oan't fly in rain.
  991.  
  992.  
  993. Oan't fly in rain.
  994.  
  995.  
  996. Oan't fly in rain.
  997.  
  998.  
  999. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  1000.  
  1001.  
  1002. Ken, could you close
  1003. the window please?
  1004.  
  1005.  
  1006. Ken, could you close
  1007. the window please?
  1008.  
  1009.  
  1010. Oheck out my new resume.
  1011. I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  1012.  
  1013.  
  1014. You see? Folds out.
  1015.  
  1016.  
  1017. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  1018.  
  1019.  
  1020. What was that?
  1021.  
  1022.  
  1023. Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  1024. This time! This time! This...
  1025.  
  1026.  
  1027. Drapes!
  1028.  
  1029.  
  1030. That is diabolical.
  1031.  
  1032.  
  1033. It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  1034. skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  1035.  
  1036.  
  1037. What's number one? Star Wars?
  1038.  
  1039.  
  1040. Nah, I don't go for that...
  1041.  
  1042.  
  1043. ...kind of stuff.
  1044.  
  1045.  
  1046. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  1047. They're out of their minds.
  1048.  
  1049.  
  1050. When I leave a job interview, they're
  1051. flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  1052.  
  1053.  
  1054. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  1055.  
  1056.  
  1057. I don't remember the sun
  1058. having a big 75 on it.
  1059.  
  1060.  
  1061. I predicted global warming.
  1062.  
  1063.  
  1064. I could feel it getting hotter.
  1065. At first I thought it was just me.
  1066.  
  1067.  
  1068. Wait! Stop! Bee!
  1069.  
  1070.  
  1071. Stand back. These are winter boots.
  1072.  
  1073.  
  1074. Wait!
  1075.  
  1076.  
  1077. Don't kill him!
  1078.  
  1079.  
  1080. You know I'm allergic to them!
  1081. This thing could kill me!
  1082.  
  1083.  
  1084. Why does his life have
  1085. less value than yours?
  1086.  
  1087.  
  1088. Why does his life have any less value
  1089. than mine? Is that your statement?
  1090.  
  1091.  
  1092. I'm just saying all life has value. You
  1093. don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  1094.  
  1095.  
  1096. My brochure!
  1097.  
  1098.  
  1099. There you go, little guy.
  1100.  
  1101.  
  1102. I'm not scared of him.
  1103. It's an allergic thing.
  1104.  
  1105.  
  1106. Put that on your resume brochure.
  1107.  
  1108.  
  1109. My whole face could puff up.
  1110.  
  1111.  
  1112. Make it one of your special skills.
  1113.  
  1114.  
  1115. Knocking someone out
  1116. is also a special skill.
  1117.  
  1118.  
  1119. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  1120.  
  1121.  
  1122. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  1123. - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  1124.  
  1125.  
  1126. - You could put carob chips on there.
  1127. - Bye.
  1128.  
  1129.  
  1130. - Supposed to be less calories.
  1131. - Bye.
  1132.  
  1133.  
  1134. I gotta say something.
  1135.  
  1136.  
  1137. She saved my life.
  1138. I gotta say something.
  1139.  
  1140.  
  1141. All right, here it goes.
  1142.  
  1143.  
  1144. Nah.
  1145.  
  1146.  
  1147. What would I say?
  1148.  
  1149.  
  1150. I could really get in trouble.
  1151.  
  1152.  
  1153. It's a bee law.
  1154. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  1155.  
  1156.  
  1157. I can't believe I'm doing this.
  1158.  
  1159.  
  1160. I've got to.
  1161.  
  1162.  
  1163. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  1164.  
  1165.  
  1166. No. Yes. No.
  1167.  
  1168.  
  1169. Do it. I can't.
  1170.  
  1171.  
  1172. How should I start it?
  1173. "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  1174.  
  1175.  
  1176. Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  1177.  
  1178.  
  1179. Hi!
  1180.  
  1181.  
  1182. I'm sorry.
  1183.  
  1184.  
  1185. - You're talking.
  1186. - Yes, I know.
  1187.  
  1188.  
  1189. You're talking!
  1190.  
  1191.  
  1192. I'm so sorry.
  1193.  
  1194.  
  1195. No, it's OK. It's fine.
  1196. I know I'm dreaming.
  1197.  
  1198.  
  1199. But I don't recall going to bed.
  1200.  
  1201.  
  1202. Well, I'm sure this
  1203. is very disconcerting.
  1204.  
  1205.  
  1206. This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  1207. I mean, you're a bee!
  1208.  
  1209.  
  1210. I am. And I'm not supposed
  1211. to be doing this,
  1212.  
  1213.  
  1214. but they were all trying to kill me.
  1215.  
  1216.  
  1217. And if it wasn't for you...
  1218.  
  1219.  
  1220. I had to thank you.
  1221. It's just how I was raised.
  1222.  
  1223.  
  1224. That was a little weird.
  1225.  
  1226.  
  1227. - I'm talking with a bee.
  1228. - Yeah.
  1229.  
  1230.  
  1231. I'm talking to a bee.
  1232. And the bee is talking to me!
  1233.  
  1234.  
  1235. I just want to say I'm grateful.
  1236. I'll leave now.
  1237.  
  1238.  
  1239. - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  1240. - What?
  1241.  
  1242.  
  1243. The talking thing.
  1244.  
  1245.  
  1246. Same way you did, I guess.
  1247. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  1248.  
  1249.  
  1250. - That's very funny.
  1251. - Yeah.
  1252.  
  1253.  
  1254. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  1255. we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  1256.  
  1257.  
  1258. Anyway...
  1259.  
  1260.  
  1261. Oan I...
  1262.  
  1263.  
  1264. ...get you something?
  1265. - Like what?
  1266.  
  1267.  
  1268. I don't know. I mean...
  1269. I don't know. Ooffee?
  1270.  
  1271.  
  1272. I don't want to put you out.
  1273.  
  1274.  
  1275. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  1276.  
  1277.  
  1278. - It's just coffee.
  1279. - I hate to impose.
  1280.  
  1281.  
  1282. - Don't be ridiculous!
  1283. - Actually, I would love a cup.
  1284.  
  1285.  
  1286. Hey, you want rum cake?
  1287.  
  1288.  
  1289. - I shouldn't.
  1290. - Have some.
  1291.  
  1292.  
  1293. - No, I can't.
  1294. - Oome on!
  1295.  
  1296.  
  1297. I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  1298.  
  1299.  
  1300. - Where?
  1301. - These stripes don't help.
  1302.  
  1303.  
  1304. You look great!
  1305.  
  1306.  
  1307. I don't know if you know
  1308. anything about fashion.
  1309.  
  1310.  
  1311. Are you all right?
  1312.  
  1313.  
  1314. No.
  1315.  
  1316.  
  1317. He's making the tie in the cab
  1318. as they're flying up Madison.
  1319.  
  1320.  
  1321. He finally gets there.
  1322.  
  1323.  
  1324. He runs up the steps into the church.
  1325. The wedding is on.
  1326.  
  1327.  
  1328. And he says, "Watermelon?
  1329. I thought you said Guatemalan.
  1330.  
  1331.  
  1332. Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  1333.  
  1334.  
  1335. Is that a bee joke?
  1336.  
  1337.  
  1338. That's the kind of stuff we do.
  1339.  
  1340.  
  1341. Yeah, different.
  1342.  
  1343.  
  1344. So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  1345.  
  1346.  
  1347. About work? I don't know.
  1348.  
  1349.  
  1350. I want to do my part for the hive,
  1351. but I can't do it the way they want.
  1352.  
  1353.  
  1354. I know how you feel.
  1355.  
  1356.  
  1357. - You do?
  1358. - Sure.
  1359.  
  1360.  
  1361. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  1362. a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  1363.  
  1364.  
  1365. - Really?
  1366. - My only interest is flowers.
  1367.  
  1368.  
  1369. Our new queen was just elected
  1370. with that same campaign slogan.
  1371.  
  1372.  
  1373. Anyway, if you look...
  1374.  
  1375.  
  1376. There's my hive right there. See it?
  1377.  
  1378.  
  1379. You're in Sheep Meadow!
  1380.  
  1381.  
  1382. Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  1383.  
  1384.  
  1385. No way! I know that area.
  1386. I lost a toe ring there once.
  1387.  
  1388.  
  1389. - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  1390. - Why not?
  1391.  
  1392.  
  1393. - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  1394. - Maybe I'll try that.
  1395.  
  1396.  
  1397. - You all right, ma'am?
  1398. - Oh, yeah. Fine.
  1399.  
  1400.  
  1401. Just having two cups of coffee!
  1402.  
  1403.  
  1404. Anyway, this has been great.
  1405. Thanks for the coffee.
  1406.  
  1407.  
  1408. Yeah, it's no trouble.
  1409.  
  1410.  
  1411. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  1412. I'd be up the rest of my life.
  1413.  
  1414.  
  1415. Are you...?
  1416.  
  1417.  
  1418. Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  1419.  
  1420.  
  1421. Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  1422.  
  1423.  
  1424. - Thanks!
  1425. - Yeah.
  1426.  
  1427.  
  1428. All right. Well, then...
  1429. I guess I'll see you around.
  1430.  
  1431.  
  1432. Or not.
  1433.  
  1434.  
  1435. OK, Barry.
  1436.  
  1437.  
  1438. And thank you
  1439. so much again... for before.
  1440.  
  1441.  
  1442. Oh, that? That was nothing.
  1443.  
  1444.  
  1445. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  1446.  
  1447.  
  1448. This can't possibly work.
  1449.  
  1450.  
  1451. He's all set to go.
  1452. We may as well try it.
  1453.  
  1454.  
  1455. OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  1456.  
  1457.  
  1458. - Sounds amazing.
  1459. - It was amazing!
  1460.  
  1461.  
  1462. It was the scariest,
  1463. happiest moment of my life.
  1464.  
  1465.  
  1466. Humans! I can't believe
  1467. you were with humans!
  1468.  
  1469.  
  1470. Giant, scary humans!
  1471. What were they like?
  1472.  
  1473.  
  1474. Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  1475.  
  1476.  
  1477. They eat crazy giant things.
  1478. They drive crazy.
  1479.  
  1480.  
  1481. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  1482. - Some of them. But some of them don't.
  1483.  
  1484.  
  1485. - How'd you get back?
  1486. - Poodle.
  1487.  
  1488.  
  1489. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  1490. whatever you wanted to see.
  1491.  
  1492.  
  1493. You had your "experience." Now you
  1494. can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  1495.  
  1496.  
  1497. - Well...
  1498. - Well?
  1499.  
  1500.  
  1501. Well, I met someone.
  1502.  
  1503.  
  1504. You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  1505.  
  1506.  
  1507. - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  1508. - No, no, no, not a wasp.
  1509.  
  1510.  
  1511. - Spider?
  1512. - I'm not attracted to spiders.
  1513.  
  1514.  
  1515. I know it's the hottest thing,
  1516. with the eight legs and all.
  1517.  
  1518.  
  1519. I can't get by that face.
  1520.  
  1521.  
  1522. So who is she?
  1523.  
  1524.  
  1525. She's... human.
  1526.  
  1527.  
  1528. No, no. That's a bee law.
  1529. You wouldn't break a bee law.
  1530.  
  1531.  
  1532. - Her name's Vanessa.
  1533. - Oh, boy.
  1534.  
  1535.  
  1536. She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  1537.  
  1538.  
  1539. Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  1540.  
  1541.  
  1542. We're not dating.
  1543.  
  1544.  
  1545. You're flying outside the hive, talking
  1546. to humans that attack our homes
  1547.  
  1548.  
  1549. with power washers and M-80s!
  1550. One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  1551.  
  1552.  
  1553. She saved my life!
  1554. And she understands me.
  1555.  
  1556.  
  1557. This is over!
  1558.  
  1559.  
  1560. Eat this.
  1561.  
  1562.  
  1563. This is not over! What was that?
  1564.  
  1565.  
  1566. - They call it a crumb.
  1567. - It was so stingin' stripey!
  1568.  
  1569.  
  1570. And that's not what they eat.
  1571. That's what falls off what they eat!
  1572.  
  1573.  
  1574. - You know what a Oinnabon is?
  1575. - No.
  1576.  
  1577.  
  1578. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  1579. They heat it up...
  1580.  
  1581.  
  1582. Sit down!
  1583.  
  1584.  
  1585. ...really hot!
  1586. - Listen to me!
  1587.  
  1588.  
  1589. We are not them! We're us.
  1590. There's us and there's them!
  1591.  
  1592.  
  1593. Yes, but who can deny
  1594. the heart that is yearning?
  1595.  
  1596.  
  1597. There's no yearning.
  1598. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  1599.  
  1600.  
  1601. You have got to start thinking bee,
  1602. my friend. Thinking bee!
  1603.  
  1604.  
  1605. - Thinking bee.
  1606. - Thinking bee.
  1607.  
  1608.  
  1609. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  1610. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  1611.  
  1612.  
  1613. There he is. He's in the pool.
  1614.  
  1615.  
  1616. You know what your problem is, Barry?
  1617.  
  1618.  
  1619. I gotta start thinking bee?
  1620.  
  1621.  
  1622. How much longer will this go on?
  1623.  
  1624.  
  1625. It's been three days!
  1626. Why aren't you working?
  1627.  
  1628.  
  1629. I've got a lot of big life decisions
  1630. to think about.
  1631.  
  1632.  
  1633. What life? You have no life!
  1634. You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  1635.  
  1636.  
  1637. Would it kill you
  1638. to make a little honey?
  1639.  
  1640.  
  1641. Barry, come out.
  1642. Your father's talking to you.
  1643.  
  1644.  
  1645. Martin, would you talk to him?
  1646.  
  1647.  
  1648. Barry, I'm talking to you!
  1649.  
  1650.  
  1651. You coming?
  1652.  
  1653.  
  1654. Got everything?
  1655.  
  1656.  
  1657. All set!
  1658.  
  1659.  
  1660. Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  1661.  
  1662.  
  1663. Don't be too long.
  1664.  
  1665.  
  1666. Watch this!
  1667.  
  1668.  
  1669. Vanessa!
  1670.  
  1671.  
  1672. - We're still here.
  1673. - I told you not to yell at him.
  1674.  
  1675.  
  1676. He doesn't respond to yelling!
  1677.  
  1678.  
  1679. - Then why yell at me?
  1680. - Because you don't listen!
  1681.  
  1682.  
  1683. I'm not listening to this.
  1684.  
  1685.  
  1686. Sorry, I've gotta go.
  1687.  
  1688.  
  1689. - Where are you going?
  1690. - I'm meeting a friend.
  1691.  
  1692.  
  1693. A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  1694.  
  1695.  
  1696. Bye.
  1697.  
  1698.  
  1699. I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  1700.  
  1701.  
  1702. They have a huge parade
  1703. of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  1704.  
  1705.  
  1706. To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  1707. that's every florist's dream!
  1708.  
  1709.  
  1710. Up on a float, surrounded
  1711. by flowers, crowds cheering.
  1712.  
  1713.  
  1714. A tournament. Do the roses
  1715. compete in athletic events?
  1716.  
  1717.  
  1718. No. All right, I've got one.
  1719. How come you don't fly everywhere?
  1720.  
  1721.  
  1722. It's exhausting. Why don't you
  1723. run everywhere? It's faster.
  1724.  
  1725.  
  1726. Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  1727. All right, your turn.
  1728.  
  1729.  
  1730. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  1731. That's insane!
  1732.  
  1733.  
  1734. You don't have that?
  1735.  
  1736.  
  1737. We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  1738. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  1739.  
  1740.  
  1741. Oh, my.
  1742.  
  1743.  
  1744. Dumb bees!
  1745.  
  1746.  
  1747. You must want to sting all those jerks.
  1748.  
  1749.  
  1750. We try not to sting.
  1751. It's usually fatal for us.
  1752.  
  1753.  
  1754. So you have to watch your temper.
  1755.  
  1756.  
  1757. Very carefully.
  1758. You kick a wall, take a walk,
  1759.  
  1760.  
  1761. write an angry letter and throw it out.
  1762. Work through it like any emotion:
  1763.  
  1764.  
  1765. Anger, jealousy, lust.
  1766.  
  1767.  
  1768. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  1769.  
  1770.  
  1771. Yeah.
  1772.  
  1773.  
  1774. - What is wrong with you?!
  1775. - It's a bug.
  1776.  
  1777.  
  1778. He's not bothering anybody.
  1779. Get out of here, you creep!
  1780.  
  1781.  
  1782. What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  1783.  
  1784.  
  1785. Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  1786.  
  1787.  
  1788. It felt like about 10 pages.
  1789. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  1790.  
  1791.  
  1792. You've really got that
  1793. down to a science.
  1794.  
  1795.  
  1796. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  1797. - I'll bet.
  1798.  
  1799.  
  1800. What in the name
  1801. of Mighty Hercules is this?
  1802.  
  1803.  
  1804. How did this get here?
  1805. Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  1806.  
  1807.  
  1808. Ray Liotta Private Select?
  1809.  
  1810.  
  1811. - Is he that actor?
  1812. - I never heard of him.
  1813.  
  1814.  
  1815. - Why is this here?
  1816. - For people. We eat it.
  1817.  
  1818.  
  1819. You don't have
  1820. enough food of your own?
  1821.  
  1822.  
  1823. - Well, yes.
  1824. - How do you get it?
  1825.  
  1826.  
  1827. - Bees make it.
  1828. - I know who makes it!
  1829.  
  1830.  
  1831. And it's hard to make it!
  1832.  
  1833.  
  1834. There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  1835. You need a whole Krelman thing!
  1836.  
  1837.  
  1838. - It's organic.
  1839. - It's our-ganic!
  1840.  
  1841.  
  1842. It's just honey, Barry.
  1843.  
  1844.  
  1845. Just what?!
  1846.  
  1847.  
  1848. Bees don't know about this!
  1849. This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  1850.  
  1851.  
  1852. You've taken our homes, schools,
  1853. hospitals! This is all we have!
  1854.  
  1855.  
  1856. And it's on sale?!
  1857. I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  1858.  
  1859.  
  1860. I'm getting to the bottom
  1861. of all of this!
  1862.  
  1863.  
  1864. Hey, Hector.
  1865.  
  1866.  
  1867. - You almost done?
  1868. - Almost.
  1869.  
  1870.  
  1871. He is here. I sense it.
  1872.  
  1873.  
  1874. Well, I guess I'll go home now
  1875.  
  1876.  
  1877. and just leave this nice honey out,
  1878. with no one around.
  1879.  
  1880.  
  1881. You're busted, box boy!
  1882.  
  1883.  
  1884. I knew I heard something.
  1885. So you can talk!
  1886.  
  1887.  
  1888. I can talk.
  1889. And now you'll start talking!
  1890.  
  1891.  
  1892. Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  1893. Who's your supplier?
  1894.  
  1895.  
  1896. I don't understand.
  1897. I thought we were friends.
  1898.  
  1899.  
  1900. The last thing we want
  1901. to do is upset bees!
  1902.  
  1903.  
  1904. You're too late! It's ours now!
  1905.  
  1906.  
  1907. You, sir, have crossed
  1908. the wrong sword!
  1909.  
  1910.  
  1911. You, sir, will be lunch
  1912. for my iguana, Ignacio!
  1913.  
  1914.  
  1915. Where is the honey coming from?
  1916.  
  1917.  
  1918. Tell me where!
  1919.  
  1920.  
  1921. Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  1922.  
  1923.  
  1924. Orazy person!
  1925.  
  1926.  
  1927. What horrible thing has happened here?
  1928.  
  1929.  
  1930. These faces, they never knew
  1931. what hit them. And now
  1932.  
  1933.  
  1934. they're on the road to nowhere!
  1935.  
  1936.  
  1937. Just keep still.
  1938.  
  1939.  
  1940. What? You're not dead?
  1941.  
  1942.  
  1943. Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  1944. that moves. Where you headed?
  1945.  
  1946.  
  1947. To Honey Farms.
  1948. I am onto something huge here.
  1949.  
  1950.  
  1951. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  1952. crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  1953.  
  1954.  
  1955. I'm going to Tacoma.
  1956.  
  1957.  
  1958. - And you?
  1959. - He really is dead.
  1960.  
  1961.  
  1962. All right.
  1963.  
  1964.  
  1965. Uh-oh!
  1966.  
  1967.  
  1968. - What is that?!
  1969. - Oh, no!
  1970.  
  1971.  
  1972. - A wiper! Triple blade!
  1973. - Triple blade?
  1974.  
  1975.  
  1976. Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  1977.  
  1978.  
  1979. Why does everything have
  1980. to be so doggone clean?!
  1981.  
  1982.  
  1983. How much do you people need to see?!
  1984.  
  1985.  
  1986. Open your eyes!
  1987. Stick your head out the window!
  1988.  
  1989.  
  1990. From NPR News in Washington,
  1991. I'm Oarl Kasell.
  1992.  
  1993.  
  1994. But don't kill no more bugs!
  1995.  
  1996.  
  1997. - Bee!
  1998. - Moose blood guy!!
  1999.  
  2000.  
  2001. - You hear something?
  2002. - Like what?
  2003.  
  2004.  
  2005. Like tiny screaming.
  2006.  
  2007.  
  2008. Turn off the radio.
  2009.  
  2010.  
  2011. Whassup, bee boy?
  2012.  
  2013.  
  2014. Hey, Blood.
  2015.  
  2016.  
  2017. Just a row of honey jars,
  2018. as far as the eye could see.
  2019.  
  2020.  
  2021. Wow!
  2022.  
  2023.  
  2024. I assume wherever this truck goes
  2025. is where they're getting it.
  2026.  
  2027.  
  2028. I mean, that honey's ours.
  2029.  
  2030.  
  2031. - Bees hang tight.
  2032. - We're all jammed in.
  2033.  
  2034.  
  2035. It's a close community.
  2036.  
  2037.  
  2038. Not us, man. We on our own.
  2039. Every mosquito on his own.
  2040.  
  2041.  
  2042. - What if you get in trouble?
  2043. - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  2044.  
  2045.  
  2046. Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  2047. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  2048.  
  2049.  
  2050. At least you're out in the world.
  2051. You must meet girls.
  2052.  
  2053.  
  2054. Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  2055. get with a moth, dragonfly.
  2056.  
  2057.  
  2058. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  2059.  
  2060.  
  2061. You got to be kidding me!
  2062.  
  2063.  
  2064. Mooseblood's about to leave
  2065. the building! So long, bee!
  2066.  
  2067.  
  2068. - Hey, guys!
  2069. - Mooseblood!
  2070.  
  2071.  
  2072. I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  2073. Did you bring your crazy straw?
  2074.  
  2075.  
  2076. We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  2077. and it's pretty much pure profit.
  2078.  
  2079.  
  2080. What is this place?
  2081.  
  2082.  
  2083. A bee's got a brain
  2084. the size of a pinhead.
  2085.  
  2086.  
  2087. They are pinheads!
  2088.  
  2089.  
  2090. Pinhead.
  2091.  
  2092.  
  2093. - Oheck out the new smoker.
  2094. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  2095.  
  2096.  
  2097. The Thomas 3000!
  2098.  
  2099.  
  2100. Smoker?
  2101.  
  2102.  
  2103. Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  2104. Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  2105.  
  2106.  
  2107. A couple breaths of this
  2108. knocks them right out.
  2109.  
  2110.  
  2111. They make the honey,
  2112. and we make the money.
  2113.  
  2114.  
  2115. "They make the honey,
  2116. and we make the money"?
  2117.  
  2118.  
  2119. Oh, my!
  2120.  
  2121.  
  2122. What's going on? Are you OK?
  2123.  
  2124.  
  2125. Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  2126.  
  2127.  
  2128. Do you know you're
  2129. in a fake hive with fake walls?
  2130.  
  2131.  
  2132. Our queen was moved here.
  2133. We had no choice.
  2134.  
  2135.  
  2136. This is your queen?
  2137. That's a man in women's clothes!
  2138.  
  2139.  
  2140. That's a drag queen!
  2141.  
  2142.  
  2143. What is this?
  2144.  
  2145.  
  2146. Oh, no!
  2147.  
  2148.  
  2149. There's hundreds of them!
  2150.  
  2151.  
  2152. Bee honey.
  2153.  
  2154.  
  2155. Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  2156. on a massive scale!
  2157.  
  2158.  
  2159. This is worse than anything bears
  2160. have done! I intend to do something.
  2161.  
  2162.  
  2163. Oh, Barry, stop.
  2164.  
  2165.  
  2166. Who told you humans are taking
  2167. our honey? That's a rumor.
  2168.  
  2169.  
  2170. Do these look like rumors?
  2171.  
  2172.  
  2173. That's a conspiracy theory.
  2174. These are obviously doctored photos.
  2175.  
  2176.  
  2177. How did you get mixed up in this?
  2178.  
  2179.  
  2180. He's been talking to humans.
  2181.  
  2182.  
  2183. - What?
  2184. - Talking to humans?!
  2185.  
  2186.  
  2187. He has a human girlfriend.
  2188. And they make out!
  2189.  
  2190.  
  2191. Make out? Barry!
  2192.  
  2193.  
  2194. We do not.
  2195.  
  2196.  
  2197. - You wish you could.
  2198. - Whose side are you on?
  2199.  
  2200.  
  2201. The bees!
  2202.  
  2203.  
  2204. I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  2205. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  2206.  
  2207.  
  2208. Barry, this is what you want
  2209. to do with your life?
  2210.  
  2211.  
  2212. I want to do it for all our lives.
  2213. Nobody works harder than bees!
  2214.  
  2215.  
  2216. Dad, I remember you
  2217. coming home so overworked
  2218.  
  2219.  
  2220. your hands were still stirring.
  2221. You couldn't stop.
  2222.  
  2223.  
  2224. I remember that.
  2225.  
  2226.  
  2227. What right do they have to our honey?
  2228.  
  2229.  
  2230. We live on two cups a year. They put it
  2231. in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  2232.  
  2233.  
  2234. Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  2235.  
  2236.  
  2237. Sting them where it really hurts.
  2238.  
  2239.  
  2240. In the face! The eye!
  2241.  
  2242.  
  2243. - That would hurt.
  2244. - No.
  2245.  
  2246.  
  2247. Up the nose? That's a killer.
  2248.  
  2249.  
  2250. There's only one place you can sting
  2251. the humans, one place where it matters.
  2252.  
  2253.  
  2254. Hive at Five, the hive's only
  2255. full-hour action news source.
  2256.  
  2257.  
  2258. No more bee beards!
  2259.  
  2260.  
  2261. With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  2262.  
  2263.  
  2264. Weather with Storm Stinger.
  2265.  
  2266.  
  2267. Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  2268.  
  2269.  
  2270. And Jeanette Ohung.
  2271.  
  2272.  
  2273. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  2274. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  2275.  
  2276.  
  2277. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  2278.  
  2279.  
  2280. intends to sue the human race
  2281. for stealing our honey,
  2282.  
  2283.  
  2284. packaging it and profiting
  2285. from it illegally!
  2286.  
  2287.  
  2288. Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  2289.  
  2290.  
  2291. we'll have three former queens here in
  2292. our studio, discussing their new book,
  2293.  
  2294.  
  2295. Olassy Ladies,
  2296. out this week on Hexagon.
  2297.  
  2298.  
  2299. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  2300.  
  2301.  
  2302. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  2303. from the hive. I can't do this"?
  2304.  
  2305.  
  2306. Bees have never been afraid
  2307. to change the world.
  2308.  
  2309.  
  2310. What about Bee Oolumbus?
  2311. Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  2312.  
  2313.  
  2314. Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  2315.  
  2316.  
  2317. We were thinking
  2318. of stickball or candy stores.
  2319.  
  2320.  
  2321. How old are you?
  2322.  
  2323.  
  2324. The bee community
  2325. is supporting you in this case,
  2326.  
  2327.  
  2328. which will be the trial
  2329. of the bee century.
  2330.  
  2331.  
  2332. You know, they have a Larry King
  2333. in the human world too.
  2334.  
  2335.  
  2336. It's a common name. Next week...
  2337.  
  2338.  
  2339. He looks like you and has a show
  2340. and suspenders and colored dots...
  2341.  
  2342.  
  2343. Next week...
  2344.  
  2345.  
  2346. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  2347. guest even though you just heard 'em.
  2348.  
  2349.  
  2350. Bear Week next week!
  2351. They're scary, hairy and here live.
  2352.  
  2353.  
  2354. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  2355. squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  2356.  
  2357.  
  2358. In tennis, you attack
  2359. at the point of weakness!
  2360.  
  2361.  
  2362. It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  2363.  
  2364.  
  2365. Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  2366. I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  2367.  
  2368.  
  2369. Quiet, please.
  2370. Actual work going on here.
  2371.  
  2372.  
  2373. - Is that that same bee?
  2374. - Yes, it is!
  2375.  
  2376.  
  2377. I'm helping him sue the human race.
  2378.  
  2379.  
  2380. - Hello.
  2381. - Hello, bee.
  2382.  
  2383.  
  2384. This is Ken.
  2385.  
  2386.  
  2387. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  2388. ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  2389.  
  2390.  
  2391. Why does he talk again?
  2392.  
  2393.  
  2394. Listen, you better go
  2395. 'cause we're really busy working.
  2396.  
  2397.  
  2398. But it's our yogurt night!
  2399.  
  2400.  
  2401. Bye-bye.
  2402.  
  2403.  
  2404. Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  2405.  
  2406.  
  2407. You poor thing.
  2408. You two have been at this for hours!
  2409.  
  2410.  
  2411. Yes, and Adam here
  2412. has been a huge help.
  2413.  
  2414.  
  2415. - Frosting...
  2416. - How many sugars?
  2417.  
  2418.  
  2419. Just one. I try not
  2420. to use the competition.
  2421.  
  2422.  
  2423. So why are you helping me?
  2424.  
  2425.  
  2426. Bees have good qualities.
  2427.  
  2428.  
  2429. And it takes my mind off the shop.
  2430.  
  2431.  
  2432. Instead of flowers, people
  2433. are giving balloon bouquets now.
  2434.  
  2435.  
  2436. Those are great, if you're three.
  2437.  
  2438.  
  2439. And artificial flowers.
  2440.  
  2441.  
  2442. - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  2443. - Yeah, me too.
  2444.  
  2445.  
  2446. Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  2447.  
  2448.  
  2449. Bees must hate those fake things!
  2450.  
  2451.  
  2452. Nothing worse
  2453. than a daffodil that's had work done.
  2454.  
  2455.  
  2456. Maybe this could make up
  2457. for it a little bit.
  2458.  
  2459.  
  2460. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  2461. - I guess.
  2462.  
  2463.  
  2464. You sure you want to go through with it?
  2465.  
  2466.  
  2467. Am I sure? When I'm done with
  2468. the humans, they won't be able
  2469.  
  2470.  
  2471. to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  2472. without paying a royalty!
  2473.  
  2474.  
  2475. It's an incredible scene
  2476. here in downtown Manhattan,
  2477.  
  2478.  
  2479. where the world anxiously waits,
  2480. because for the first time in history,
  2481.  
  2482.  
  2483. we will hear for ourselves
  2484. if a honeybee can actually speak.
  2485.  
  2486.  
  2487. What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  2488.  
  2489.  
  2490. It's pretty big, isn't it?
  2491.  
  2492.  
  2493. I can't believe how many humans
  2494. don't work during the day.
  2495.  
  2496.  
  2497. You think billion-dollar multinational
  2498. food companies have good lawyers?
  2499.  
  2500.  
  2501. Everybody needs to stay
  2502. behind the barricade.
  2503.  
  2504.  
  2505. - What's the matter?
  2506. - I don't know, I just got a chill.
  2507.  
  2508.  
  2509. Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  2510.  
  2511.  
  2512. You boys work on this?
  2513.  
  2514.  
  2515. All rise! The Honorable
  2516. Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  2517.  
  2518.  
  2519. All right. Oase number 4475,
  2520.  
  2521.  
  2522. Superior Oourt of New York,
  2523. Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  2524.  
  2525.  
  2526. is now in session.
  2527.  
  2528.  
  2529. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  2530. the five food companies collectively?
  2531.  
  2532.  
  2533. A privilege.
  2534.  
  2535.  
  2536. Mr. Benson... you're representing
  2537. all the bees of the world?
  2538.  
  2539.  
  2540. I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  2541. we're ready to proceed.
  2542.  
  2543.  
  2544. Mr. Montgomery,
  2545. your opening statement, please.
  2546.  
  2547.  
  2548. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  2549.  
  2550.  
  2551. my grandmother was a simple woman.
  2552.  
  2553.  
  2554. Born on a farm, she believed
  2555. it was man's divine right
  2556.  
  2557.  
  2558. to benefit from the bounty
  2559. of nature God put before us.
  2560.  
  2561.  
  2562. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  2563. Mr. Benson imagines,
  2564.  
  2565.  
  2566. just think of what would it mean.
  2567.  
  2568.  
  2569. I would have to negotiate
  2570. with the silkworm
  2571.  
  2572.  
  2573. for the elastic in my britches!
  2574.  
  2575.  
  2576. Talking bee!
  2577.  
  2578.  
  2579. How do we know this isn't some sort of
  2580.  
  2581.  
  2582. holographic motion-picture-capture
  2583. Hollywood wizardry?
  2584.  
  2585.  
  2586. They could be using laser beams!
  2587.  
  2588.  
  2589. Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  2590. Oloning! For all we know,
  2591.  
  2592.  
  2593. he could be on steroids!
  2594.  
  2595.  
  2596. Mr. Benson?
  2597.  
  2598.  
  2599. Ladies and gentlemen,
  2600. there's no trickery here.
  2601.  
  2602.  
  2603. I'm just an ordinary bee.
  2604. Honey's pretty important to me.
  2605.  
  2606.  
  2607. It's important to all bees.
  2608. We invented it!
  2609.  
  2610.  
  2611. We make it. And we protect it
  2612. with our lives.
  2613.  
  2614.  
  2615. Unfortunately, there are
  2616. some people in this room
  2617.  
  2618.  
  2619. who think they can take it from us
  2620.  
  2621.  
  2622. 'cause we're the little guys!
  2623. I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  2624.  
  2625.  
  2626. you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  2627. you not only take everything we have
  2628.  
  2629.  
  2630. but everything we are!
  2631.  
  2632.  
  2633. I wish he'd dress like that
  2634. all the time. So nice!
  2635.  
  2636.  
  2637. Oall your first witness.
  2638.  
  2639.  
  2640. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  2641. of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  2642.  
  2643.  
  2644. I suppose so.
  2645.  
  2646.  
  2647. I see you also own
  2648. Honeyburton and Honron!
  2649.  
  2650.  
  2651. Yes, they provide beekeepers
  2652. for our farms.
  2653.  
  2654.  
  2655. Beekeeper. I find that
  2656. to be a very disturbing term.
  2657.  
  2658.  
  2659. I don't imagine you employ
  2660. any bee-free-ers, do you?
  2661.  
  2662.  
  2663. - No.
  2664. - I couldn't hear you.
  2665.  
  2666.  
  2667. - No.
  2668. - No.
  2669.  
  2670.  
  2671. Because you don't free bees.
  2672. You keep bees. Not only that,
  2673.  
  2674.  
  2675. it seems you thought a bear would be
  2676. an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  2677.  
  2678.  
  2679. They're very lovable creatures.
  2680.  
  2681.  
  2682. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  2683.  
  2684.  
  2685. You mean like this?
  2686.  
  2687.  
  2688. Bears kill bees!
  2689.  
  2690.  
  2691. How'd you like his head crashing
  2692. through your living room?!
  2693.  
  2694.  
  2695. Biting into your couch!
  2696. Spitting out your throw pillows!
  2697.  
  2698.  
  2699. OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  2700.  
  2701.  
  2702. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  2703. Your name intrigues me.
  2704.  
  2705.  
  2706. - Where have I heard it before?
  2707. - I was with a band called The Police.
  2708.  
  2709.  
  2710. But you've never been
  2711. a police officer, have you?
  2712.  
  2713.  
  2714. No, I haven't.
  2715.  
  2716.  
  2717. No, you haven't. And so here
  2718. we have yet another example
  2719.  
  2720.  
  2721. of bee culture casually
  2722. stolen by a human
  2723.  
  2724.  
  2725. for nothing more than
  2726. a prance-about stage name.
  2727.  
  2728.  
  2729. Oh, please.
  2730.  
  2731.  
  2732. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  2733.  
  2734.  
  2735. Because I'm feeling
  2736. a little stung, Sting.
  2737.  
  2738.  
  2739. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  2740.  
  2741.  
  2742. That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  2743.  
  2744.  
  2745. Mr. Liotta, first,
  2746. belated congratulations on
  2747.  
  2748.  
  2749. your Emmy win for a guest spot
  2750. on ER in 2005.
  2751.  
  2752.  
  2753. Thank you. Thank you.
  2754.  
  2755.  
  2756. I see from your resume
  2757. that you're devilishly handsome
  2758.  
  2759.  
  2760. with a churning inner turmoil
  2761. that's ready to blow.
  2762.  
  2763.  
  2764. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  2765.  
  2766.  
  2767. Not yet it isn't. But is this
  2768. what it's come to for you?
  2769.  
  2770.  
  2771. Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  2772. so you don't
  2773.  
  2774.  
  2775. have to rehearse
  2776. your part and learn your lines, sir?
  2777.  
  2778.  
  2779. Watch it, Benson!
  2780. I could blow right now!
  2781.  
  2782.  
  2783. This isn't a goodfella.
  2784. This is a badfella!
  2785.  
  2786.  
  2787. Why doesn't someone just step on
  2788. this creep, and we can all go home?!
  2789.  
  2790.  
  2791. - Order in this court!
  2792. - You're all thinking it!
  2793.  
  2794.  
  2795. Order! Order, I say!
  2796.  
  2797.  
  2798. - Say it!
  2799. - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  2800.  
  2801.  
  2802. I think it was awfully nice
  2803. of that bear to pitch in like that.
  2804.  
  2805.  
  2806. I think the jury's on our side.
  2807.  
  2808.  
  2809. Are we doing everything right, legally?
  2810.  
  2811.  
  2812. I'm a florist.
  2813.  
  2814.  
  2815. Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  2816.  
  2817.  
  2818. To a great team!
  2819.  
  2820.  
  2821. Well, hello.
  2822.  
  2823.  
  2824. - Ken!
  2825. - Hello.
  2826.  
  2827.  
  2828. I didn't think you were coming.
  2829.  
  2830.  
  2831. No, I was just late.
  2832. I tried to call, but... the battery.
  2833.  
  2834.  
  2835. I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  2836. so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  2837.  
  2838.  
  2839. Oh, that was lucky.
  2840.  
  2841.  
  2842. There's a little left.
  2843. I could heat it up.
  2844.  
  2845.  
  2846. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  2847.  
  2848.  
  2849. So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  2850.  
  2851.  
  2852. I'm not much for the game myself.
  2853. The ball's a little grabby.
  2854.  
  2855.  
  2856. That's where I usually sit.
  2857. Right... there.
  2858.  
  2859.  
  2860. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  2861.  
  2862.  
  2863. and he agreed with me that eating with
  2864. chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  2865.  
  2866.  
  2867. You think I don't see what you're doing?
  2868.  
  2869.  
  2870. I know how hard it is to find
  2871. the rightjob. We have that in common.
  2872.  
  2873.  
  2874. Do we?
  2875.  
  2876.  
  2877. Bees have 100 percent employment,
  2878. but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  2879.  
  2880.  
  2881. That's just what
  2882. I was thinking about doing.
  2883.  
  2884.  
  2885. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  2886. for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  2887.  
  2888.  
  2889. I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  2890.  
  2891.  
  2892. Yeah, you do that.
  2893.  
  2894.  
  2895. Look at that.
  2896.  
  2897.  
  2898. You know, I've just about had it
  2899.  
  2900.  
  2901. with your little mind games.
  2902.  
  2903.  
  2904. - What's that?
  2905. - Italian Vogue.
  2906.  
  2907.  
  2908. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  2909.  
  2910.  
  2911. A lot of ads.
  2912.  
  2913.  
  2914. Remember what Van said, why is
  2915. your life more valuable than mine?
  2916.  
  2917.  
  2918. Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  2919.  
  2920.  
  2921. I think something stinks in here!
  2922.  
  2923.  
  2924. I love the smell of flowers.
  2925.  
  2926.  
  2927. How do you like the smell of flames?!
  2928.  
  2929.  
  2930. Not as much.
  2931.  
  2932.  
  2933. Water bug! Not taking sides!
  2934.  
  2935.  
  2936. Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  2937. This is pathetic!
  2938.  
  2939.  
  2940. I've got issues!
  2941.  
  2942.  
  2943. Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  2944.  
  2945.  
  2946. - You're bluffing.
  2947. - Am I?
  2948.  
  2949.  
  2950. Surf's up, dude!
  2951.  
  2952.  
  2953. Poo water!
  2954.  
  2955.  
  2956. That bowl is gnarly.
  2957.  
  2958.  
  2959. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  2960.  
  2961.  
  2962. Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  2963.  
  2964.  
  2965. You know, I don't even like honey!
  2966. I don't eat it!
  2967.  
  2968.  
  2969. We need to talk!
  2970.  
  2971.  
  2972. He's just a little bee!
  2973.  
  2974.  
  2975. And he happens to be
  2976. the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  2977.  
  2978.  
  2979. Long time? What are you talking about?!
  2980. Are there other bugs in your life?
  2981.  
  2982.  
  2983. No, but there are other things bugging
  2984. me in life. And you're one of them!
  2985.  
  2986.  
  2987. Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  2988.  
  2989.  
  2990. My nerves are fried from riding
  2991. on this emotional roller coaster!
  2992.  
  2993.  
  2994. Goodbye, Ken.
  2995.  
  2996.  
  2997. And for your information,
  2998.  
  2999.  
  3000. I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  3001. sweeteners made by man!
  3002.  
  3003.  
  3004. I'm sorry about all that.
  3005.  
  3006.  
  3007. I know it's got
  3008. an aftertaste! I like it!
  3009.  
  3010.  
  3011. I always felt there was some kind
  3012. of barrier between Ken and me.
  3013.  
  3014.  
  3015. I couldn't overcome it.
  3016. Oh, well.
  3017.  
  3018.  
  3019. Are you OK for the trial?
  3020.  
  3021.  
  3022. I believe Mr. Montgomery
  3023. is about out of ideas.
  3024.  
  3025.  
  3026. We would like to call
  3027. Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  3028.  
  3029.  
  3030. Good idea! You can really see why he's
  3031. considered one of the best lawyers...
  3032.  
  3033.  
  3034. Yeah.
  3035.  
  3036.  
  3037. Layton, you've
  3038. gotta weave some magic
  3039.  
  3040.  
  3041. with this jury,
  3042. or it's gonna be all over.
  3043.  
  3044.  
  3045. Don't worry. The only thing I have
  3046. to do to turn this jury around
  3047.  
  3048.  
  3049. is to remind them
  3050. of what they don't like about bees.
  3051.  
  3052.  
  3053. - You got the tweezers?
  3054. - Are you allergic?
  3055.  
  3056.  
  3057. Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  3058.  
  3059.  
  3060. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  3061. what I think we'd all like to know.
  3062.  
  3063.  
  3064. What exactly is your relationship
  3065.  
  3066.  
  3067. to that woman?
  3068.  
  3069.  
  3070. We're friends.
  3071.  
  3072.  
  3073. - Good friends?
  3074. - Yes.
  3075.  
  3076.  
  3077. How good? Do you live together?
  3078.  
  3079.  
  3080. Wait a minute...
  3081.  
  3082.  
  3083. Are you her little...
  3084.  
  3085.  
  3086. ...bedbug?
  3087.  
  3088.  
  3089. I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  3090. From what I understand,
  3091.  
  3092.  
  3093. doesn't your queen give birth
  3094. to all the bee children?
  3095.  
  3096.  
  3097. - Yeah, but...
  3098. - So those aren't your real parents!
  3099.  
  3100.  
  3101. - Oh, Barry...
  3102. - Yes, they are!
  3103.  
  3104.  
  3105. Hold me back!
  3106.  
  3107.  
  3108. You're an illegitimate bee,
  3109. aren't you, Benson?
  3110.  
  3111.  
  3112. He's denouncing bees!
  3113.  
  3114.  
  3115. Don't y'all date your cousins?
  3116.  
  3117.  
  3118. - Objection!
  3119. - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  3120.  
  3121.  
  3122. Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  3123.  
  3124.  
  3125. Oh, I'm hit!!
  3126.  
  3127.  
  3128. Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  3129.  
  3130.  
  3131. Order! Order!
  3132.  
  3133.  
  3134. The venom! The venom
  3135. is coursing through my veins!
  3136.  
  3137.  
  3138. I have been felled
  3139. by a winged beast of destruction!
  3140.  
  3141.  
  3142. You see? You can't treat them
  3143. like equals! They're striped savages!
  3144.  
  3145.  
  3146. Stinging's the only thing
  3147. they know! It's their way!
  3148.  
  3149.  
  3150. - Adam, stay with me.
  3151. - I can't feel my legs.
  3152.  
  3153.  
  3154. What angel of mercy
  3155. will come forward to suck the poison
  3156.  
  3157.  
  3158. from my heaving buttocks?
  3159.  
  3160.  
  3161. I will have order in this court. Order!
  3162.  
  3163.  
  3164. Order, please!
  3165.  
  3166.  
  3167. The case of the honeybees
  3168. versus the human race
  3169.  
  3170.  
  3171. took a pointed turn against the bees
  3172.  
  3173.  
  3174. yesterday when one of their legal
  3175. team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  3176.  
  3177.  
  3178. - Hey, buddy.
  3179. - Hey.
  3180.  
  3181.  
  3182. - Is there much pain?
  3183. - Yeah.
  3184.  
  3185.  
  3186. I...
  3187.  
  3188.  
  3189. I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  3190.  
  3191.  
  3192. It doesn't matter. What matters is
  3193. you're alive. You could have died.
  3194.  
  3195.  
  3196. I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  3197.  
  3198.  
  3199. They got it from the cafeteria
  3200. downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  3201.  
  3202.  
  3203. Look, there's
  3204. a little celery still on it.
  3205.  
  3206.  
  3207. What was it like to sting someone?
  3208.  
  3209.  
  3210. I can't explain it. It was all...
  3211.  
  3212.  
  3213. All adrenaline and then...
  3214. and then ecstasy!
  3215.  
  3216.  
  3217. All right.
  3218.  
  3219.  
  3220. You think it was all a trap?
  3221.  
  3222.  
  3223. Of course. I'm sorry.
  3224. I flew us right into this.
  3225.  
  3226.  
  3227. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  3228. just a couple of bugs in this world.
  3229.  
  3230.  
  3231. What will the humans do to us
  3232. if they win?
  3233.  
  3234.  
  3235. I don't know.
  3236.  
  3237.  
  3238. I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  3239. That doesn't sound so bad.
  3240.  
  3241.  
  3242. Adam, they check in,
  3243. but they don't check out!
  3244.  
  3245.  
  3246. Oh, my.
  3247.  
  3248.  
  3249. Oould you get a nurse
  3250. to close that window?
  3251.  
  3252.  
  3253. - Why?
  3254. - The smoke.
  3255.  
  3256.  
  3257. Bees don't smoke.
  3258.  
  3259.  
  3260. Right. Bees don't smoke.
  3261.  
  3262.  
  3263. Bees don't smoke!
  3264. But some bees are smoking.
  3265.  
  3266.  
  3267. That's it! That's our case!
  3268.  
  3269.  
  3270. It is? It's not over?
  3271.  
  3272.  
  3273. Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  3274.  
  3275.  
  3276. Get back to the court and stall.
  3277. Stall any way you can.
  3278.  
  3279.  
  3280. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  3281.  
  3282.  
  3283. Mr. Flayman.
  3284.  
  3285.  
  3286. Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  3287.  
  3288.  
  3289. Where is the rest of your team?
  3290.  
  3291.  
  3292. Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  3293.  
  3294.  
  3295. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  3296.  
  3297.  
  3298. and as a result,
  3299. we don't make very good time.
  3300.  
  3301.  
  3302. I actually heard a funny story about...
  3303.  
  3304.  
  3305. Your Honor,
  3306. haven't these ridiculous bugs
  3307.  
  3308.  
  3309. taken up enough
  3310. of this court's valuable time?
  3311.  
  3312.  
  3313. How much longer will we allow
  3314. these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  3315.  
  3316.  
  3317. They have presented no compelling
  3318. evidence to support their charges
  3319.  
  3320.  
  3321. against my clients,
  3322. who run legitimate businesses.
  3323.  
  3324.  
  3325. I move for a complete dismissal
  3326. of this entire case!
  3327.  
  3328.  
  3329. Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  3330.  
  3331.  
  3332. to have to consider
  3333. Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  3334.  
  3335.  
  3336. But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  3337.  
  3338.  
  3339. Where is your proof?
  3340. Where is the evidence?
  3341.  
  3342.  
  3343. Show me the smoking gun!
  3344.  
  3345.  
  3346. Hold it, Your Honor!
  3347. You want a smoking gun?
  3348.  
  3349.  
  3350. Here is your smoking gun.
  3351.  
  3352.  
  3353. What is that?
  3354.  
  3355.  
  3356. It's a bee smoker!
  3357.  
  3358.  
  3359. What, this?
  3360. This harmless little contraption?
  3361.  
  3362.  
  3363. This couldn't hurt a fly,
  3364. let alone a bee.
  3365.  
  3366.  
  3367. Look at what has happened
  3368.  
  3369.  
  3370. to bees who have never been asked,
  3371. "Smoking or non?"
  3372.  
  3373.  
  3374. Is this what nature intended for us?
  3375.  
  3376.  
  3377. To be forcibly addicted
  3378. to smoke machines
  3379.  
  3380.  
  3381. and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  3382.  
  3383.  
  3384. Living out our lives as honey slaves
  3385. to the white man?
  3386.  
  3387.  
  3388. - What are we gonna do?
  3389. - He's playing the species card.
  3390.  
  3391.  
  3392. Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  3393. free these bees!
  3394.  
  3395.  
  3396. Free the bees! Free the bees!
  3397.  
  3398.  
  3399. Free the bees!
  3400.  
  3401.  
  3402. Free the bees! Free the bees!
  3403.  
  3404.  
  3405. The court finds in favor of the bees!
  3406.  
  3407.  
  3408. Vanessa, we won!
  3409.  
  3410.  
  3411. I knew you could do it! High-five!
  3412.  
  3413.  
  3414. Sorry.
  3415.  
  3416.  
  3417. I'm OK! You know what this means?
  3418.  
  3419.  
  3420. All the honey
  3421. will finally belong to the bees.
  3422.  
  3423.  
  3424. Now we won't have
  3425. to work so hard all the time.
  3426.  
  3427.  
  3428. This is an unholy perversion
  3429. of the balance of nature, Benson.
  3430.  
  3431.  
  3432. You'll regret this.
  3433.  
  3434.  
  3435. Barry, how much honey is out there?
  3436.  
  3437.  
  3438. All right. One at a time.
  3439.  
  3440.  
  3441. Barry, who are you wearing?
  3442.  
  3443.  
  3444. My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
  3445. and I have no pants.
  3446.  
  3447.  
  3448. - What if Montgomery's right?
  3449. - What do you mean?
  3450.  
  3451.  
  3452. We've been living the bee way
  3453. a long time, 27 million years.
  3454.  
  3455.  
  3456. Oongratulations on your victory.
  3457. What will you demand as a settlement?
  3458.  
  3459.  
  3460. First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
  3461. of all bee work camps.
  3462.  
  3463.  
  3464. Then we want back the honey
  3465. that was ours to begin with,
  3466.  
  3467.  
  3468. every last drop.
  3469.  
  3470.  
  3471. We demand an end to the glorification
  3472. of the bear as anything more
  3473.  
  3474.  
  3475. than a filthy, smelly,
  3476. bad-breath stink machine.
  3477.  
  3478.  
  3479. We're all aware
  3480. of what they do in the woods.
  3481.  
  3482.  
  3483. Wait for my signal.
  3484.  
  3485.  
  3486. Take him out.
  3487.  
  3488.  
  3489. He'll have nauseous
  3490. for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
  3491.  
  3492.  
  3493. And we will no longer tolerate
  3494. bee-negative nicknames...
  3495.  
  3496.  
  3497. But it's just a prance-about stage name!
  3498.  
  3499.  
  3500. ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
  3501. in bogus health products
  3502.  
  3503.  
  3504. and la-dee-da human
  3505. tea-time snack garnishments.
  3506.  
  3507.  
  3508. Oan't breathe.
  3509.  
  3510.  
  3511. Bring it in, boys!
  3512.  
  3513.  
  3514. Hold it right there! Good.
  3515.  
  3516.  
  3517. Tap it.
  3518.  
  3519.  
  3520. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
  3521. and there's gallons more coming!
  3522.  
  3523.  
  3524. - I think we need to shut down!
  3525. - Shut down? We've never shut down.
  3526.  
  3527.  
  3528. Shut down honey production!
  3529.  
  3530.  
  3531. Stop making honey!
  3532.  
  3533.  
  3534. Turn your key, sir!
  3535.  
  3536.  
  3537. What do we do now?
  3538.  
  3539.  
  3540. Oannonball!
  3541.  
  3542.  
  3543. We're shutting honey production!
  3544.  
  3545.  
  3546. Mission abort.
  3547.  
  3548.  
  3549. Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
  3550. Returning to base.
  3551.  
  3552.  
  3553. Adam, you wouldn't believe
  3554. how much honey was out there.
  3555.  
  3556.  
  3557. Oh, yeah?
  3558.  
  3559.  
  3560. What's going on? Where is everybody?
  3561.  
  3562.  
  3563. - Are they out celebrating?
  3564. - They're home.
  3565.  
  3566.  
  3567. They don't know what to do.
  3568. Laying out, sleeping in.
  3569.  
  3570.  
  3571. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
  3572. to San Antonio with a cricket.
  3573.  
  3574.  
  3575. At least we got our honey back.
  3576.  
  3577.  
  3578. Sometimes I think, so what if humans
  3579. liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
  3580.  
  3581.  
  3582. It's the greatest thing in the world!
  3583. I was excited to be part of making it.
  3584.  
  3585.  
  3586. This was my new desk. This was my
  3587. new job. I wanted to do it really well.
  3588.  
  3589.  
  3590. And now...
  3591.  
  3592.  
  3593. Now I can't.
  3594.  
  3595.  
  3596. I don't understand
  3597. why they're not happy.
  3598.  
  3599.  
  3600. I thought their lives would be better!
  3601.  
  3602.  
  3603. They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
  3604. Honey really changes people.
  3605.  
  3606.  
  3607. You don't have any idea
  3608. what's going on, do you?
  3609.  
  3610.  
  3611. - What did you want to show me?
  3612. - This.
  3613.  
  3614.  
  3615. What happened here?
  3616.  
  3617.  
  3618. That is not the half of it.
  3619.  
  3620.  
  3621. Oh, no. Oh, my.
  3622.  
  3623.  
  3624. They're all wilting.
  3625.  
  3626.  
  3627. Doesn't look very good, does it?
  3628.  
  3629.  
  3630. No.
  3631.  
  3632.  
  3633. And whose fault do you think that is?
  3634.  
  3635.  
  3636. You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
  3637.  
  3638.  
  3639. Bees?
  3640.  
  3641.  
  3642. Specifically, me.
  3643.  
  3644.  
  3645. I didn't think bees not needing to make
  3646. honey would affect all these things.
  3647.  
  3648.  
  3649. It's notjust flowers.
  3650. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
  3651.  
  3652.  
  3653. That's our whole SAT test right there.
  3654.  
  3655.  
  3656. Take away produce, that affects
  3657. the entire animal kingdom.
  3658.  
  3659.  
  3660. And then, of course...
  3661.  
  3662.  
  3663. The human species?
  3664.  
  3665.  
  3666. So if there's no more pollination,
  3667.  
  3668.  
  3669. it could all just go south here,
  3670. couldn't it?
  3671.  
  3672.  
  3673. I know this is also partly my fault.
  3674.  
  3675.  
  3676. How about a suicide pact?
  3677.  
  3678.  
  3679. How do we do it?
  3680.  
  3681.  
  3682. - I'll sting you, you step on me.
  3683. - Thatjust kills you twice.
  3684.  
  3685.  
  3686. Right, right.
  3687.  
  3688.  
  3689. Listen, Barry...
  3690. sorry, but I gotta get going.
  3691.  
  3692.  
  3693. I had to open my mouth and talk.
  3694.  
  3695.  
  3696. Vanessa?
  3697.  
  3698.  
  3699. Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
  3700. Where are you going?
  3701.  
  3702.  
  3703. To the final Tournament of Roses parade
  3704. in Pasadena.
  3705.  
  3706.  
  3707. They've moved it to this weekend
  3708. because all the flowers are dying.
  3709.  
  3710.  
  3711. It's the last chance
  3712. I'll ever have to see it.
  3713.  
  3714.  
  3715. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
  3716. I never meant it to turn out like this.
  3717.  
  3718.  
  3719. I know. Me neither.
  3720.  
  3721.  
  3722. Tournament of Roses.
  3723. Roses can't do sports.
  3724.  
  3725.  
  3726. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
  3727.  
  3728.  
  3729. Roses!
  3730.  
  3731.  
  3732. Vanessa!
  3733.  
  3734.  
  3735. Roses?!
  3736.  
  3737.  
  3738. Barry?
  3739.  
  3740.  
  3741. - Roses are flowers!
  3742. - Yes, they are.
  3743.  
  3744.  
  3745. Flowers, bees, pollen!
  3746.  
  3747.  
  3748. I know.
  3749. That's why this is the last parade.
  3750.  
  3751.  
  3752. Maybe not.
  3753. Oould you ask him to slow down?
  3754.  
  3755.  
  3756. Oould you slow down?
  3757.  
  3758.  
  3759. Barry!
  3760.  
  3761.  
  3762. OK, I made a huge mistake.
  3763. This is a total disaster, all my fault.
  3764.  
  3765.  
  3766. Yes, it kind of is.
  3767.  
  3768.  
  3769. I've ruined the planet.
  3770. I wanted to help you
  3771.  
  3772.  
  3773. with the flower shop.
  3774. I've made it worse.
  3775.  
  3776.  
  3777. Actually, it's completely closed down.
  3778.  
  3779.  
  3780. I thought maybe you were remodeling.
  3781.  
  3782.  
  3783. But I have another idea, and it's
  3784. greater than my previous ideas combined.
  3785.  
  3786.  
  3787. I don't want to hear it!
  3788.  
  3789.  
  3790. All right, they have the roses,
  3791. the roses have the pollen.
  3792.  
  3793.  
  3794. I know every bee, plant
  3795. and flower bud in this park.
  3796.  
  3797.  
  3798. All we gotta do is get what they've got
  3799. back here with what we've got.
  3800.  
  3801.  
  3802. - Bees.
  3803. - Park.
  3804.  
  3805.  
  3806. - Pollen!
  3807. - Flowers.
  3808.  
  3809.  
  3810. - Repollination!
  3811. - Across the nation!
  3812.  
  3813.  
  3814. Tournament of Roses,
  3815. Pasadena, Oalifornia.
  3816.  
  3817.  
  3818. They've got nothing
  3819. but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
  3820.  
  3821.  
  3822. Security will be tight.
  3823.  
  3824.  
  3825. I have an idea.
  3826.  
  3827.  
  3828. Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
  3829.  
  3830.  
  3831. Official floral business. It's real.
  3832.  
  3833.  
  3834. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
  3835.  
  3836.  
  3837. Thank you. It was a gift.
  3838.  
  3839.  
  3840. Once inside,
  3841. we just pick the right float.
  3842.  
  3843.  
  3844. How about The Princess and the Pea?
  3845.  
  3846.  
  3847. I could be the princess,
  3848. and you could be the pea!
  3849.  
  3850.  
  3851. Yes, I got it.
  3852.  
  3853.  
  3854. - Where should I sit?
  3855. - What are you?
  3856.  
  3857.  
  3858. - I believe I'm the pea.
  3859. - The pea?
  3860.  
  3861.  
  3862. It goes under the mattresses.
  3863.  
  3864.  
  3865. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
  3866. - I'm getting the marshal.
  3867.  
  3868.  
  3869. You do that!
  3870. This whole parade is a fiasco!
  3871.  
  3872.  
  3873. Let's see what this baby'll do.
  3874.  
  3875.  
  3876. Hey, what are you doing?!
  3877.  
  3878.  
  3879. Then all we do
  3880. is blend in with traffic...
  3881.  
  3882.  
  3883. ...without arousing suspicion.
  3884.  
  3885.  
  3886. Once at the airport,
  3887. there's no stopping us.
  3888.  
  3889.  
  3890. Stop! Security.
  3891.  
  3892.  
  3893. - You and your insect pack your float?
  3894. - Yes.
  3895.  
  3896.  
  3897. Has it been
  3898. in your possession the entire time?
  3899.  
  3900.  
  3901. Would you remove your shoes?
  3902.  
  3903.  
  3904. - Remove your stinger.
  3905. - It's part of me.
  3906.  
  3907.  
  3908. I know. Just having some fun.
  3909. Enjoy your flight.
  3910.  
  3911.  
  3912. Then if we're lucky, we'll have
  3913. just enough pollen to do the job.
  3914.  
  3915.  
  3916. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
  3917. have just enough pollen to do the job!
  3918.  
  3919.  
  3920. I think this is gonna work.
  3921.  
  3922.  
  3923. It's got to work.
  3924.  
  3925.  
  3926. Attention, passengers,
  3927. this is Oaptain Scott.
  3928.  
  3929.  
  3930. We have a bit of bad weather
  3931. in New York.
  3932.  
  3933.  
  3934. It looks like we'll experience
  3935. a couple hours delay.
  3936.  
  3937.  
  3938. Barry, these are cut flowers
  3939. with no water. They'll never make it.
  3940.  
  3941.  
  3942. I gotta get up there
  3943. and talk to them.
  3944.  
  3945.  
  3946. Be careful.
  3947.  
  3948.  
  3949. Oan I get help
  3950. with the Sky Mall magazine?
  3951.  
  3952.  
  3953. I'd like to order the talking
  3954. inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
  3955.  
  3956.  
  3957. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
  3958.  
  3959.  
  3960. - What'd you say, Hal?
  3961. - Nothing.
  3962.  
  3963.  
  3964. Bee!
  3965.  
  3966.  
  3967. Don't freak out! My entire species...
  3968.  
  3969.  
  3970. What are you doing?
  3971.  
  3972.  
  3973. - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
  3974. - Who's an attorney?
  3975.  
  3976.  
  3977. Don't move.
  3978.  
  3979.  
  3980. Oh, Barry.
  3981.  
  3982.  
  3983. Good afternoon, passengers.
  3984. This is your captain.
  3985.  
  3986.  
  3987. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
  3988. please report to the cockpit?
  3989.  
  3990.  
  3991. And please hurry!
  3992.  
  3993.  
  3994. What happened here?
  3995.  
  3996.  
  3997. There was a DustBuster,
  3998. a toupee, a life raft exploded.
  3999.  
  4000.  
  4001. One's bald, one's in a boat,
  4002. they're both unconscious!
  4003.  
  4004.  
  4005. - Is that another bee joke?
  4006. - No!
  4007.  
  4008.  
  4009. No one's flying the plane!
  4010.  
  4011.  
  4012. This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
  4013. What's your status?
  4014.  
  4015.  
  4016. This is Vanessa Bloome.
  4017. I'm a florist from New York.
  4018.  
  4019.  
  4020. Where's the pilot?
  4021.  
  4022.  
  4023. He's unconscious,
  4024. and so is the copilot.
  4025.  
  4026.  
  4027. Not good. Does anyone onboard
  4028. have flight experience?
  4029.  
  4030.  
  4031. As a matter of fact, there is.
  4032.  
  4033.  
  4034. - Who's that?
  4035. - Barry Benson.
  4036.  
  4037.  
  4038. From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
  4039.  
  4040.  
  4041. Vanessa, this is nothing more
  4042. than a big metal bee.
  4043.  
  4044.  
  4045. It's got giant wings, huge engines.
  4046.  
  4047.  
  4048. I can't fly a plane.
  4049.  
  4050.  
  4051. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
  4052. - Yes.
  4053.  
  4054.  
  4055. How hard could it be?
  4056.  
  4057.  
  4058. Wait, Barry!
  4059. We're headed into some lightning.
  4060.  
  4061.  
  4062. This is Bob Bumble. We have some
  4063. late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
  4064.  
  4065.  
  4066. where a suspenseful scene
  4067. is developing.
  4068.  
  4069.  
  4070. Barry Benson,
  4071. fresh from his legal victory...
  4072.  
  4073.  
  4074. That's Barry!
  4075.  
  4076.  
  4077. ...is attempting to land a plane,
  4078. loaded with people, flowers
  4079.  
  4080.  
  4081. and an incapacitated flight crew.
  4082.  
  4083.  
  4084. Flowers?!
  4085.  
  4086.  
  4087. We have a storm in the area
  4088. and two individuals at the controls
  4089.  
  4090.  
  4091. with absolutely no flight experience.
  4092.  
  4093.  
  4094. Just a minute.
  4095. There's a bee on that plane.
  4096.  
  4097.  
  4098. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
  4099. and his no-account compadres.
  4100.  
  4101.  
  4102. They've done enough damage.
  4103.  
  4104.  
  4105. But isn't he your only hope?
  4106.  
  4107.  
  4108. Technically, a bee
  4109. shouldn't be able to fly at all.
  4110.  
  4111.  
  4112. Their wings are too small...
  4113.  
  4114.  
  4115. Haven't we heard this a million times?
  4116.  
  4117.  
  4118. "The surface area of the wings
  4119. and body mass make no sense."
  4120.  
  4121.  
  4122. - Get this on the air!
  4123. - Got it.
  4124.  
  4125.  
  4126. - Stand by.
  4127. - We're going live.
  4128.  
  4129.  
  4130. The way we work may be a mystery to you.
  4131.  
  4132.  
  4133. Making honey takes a lot of bees
  4134. doing a lot of small jobs.
  4135.  
  4136.  
  4137. But let me tell you about a small job.
  4138.  
  4139.  
  4140. If you do it well,
  4141. it makes a big difference.
  4142.  
  4143.  
  4144. More than we realized.
  4145. To us, to everyone.
  4146.  
  4147.  
  4148. That's why I want to get bees
  4149. back to working together.
  4150.  
  4151.  
  4152. That's the bee way!
  4153. We're not made of Jell-O.
  4154.  
  4155.  
  4156. We get behind a fellow.
  4157.  
  4158.  
  4159. - Black and yellow!
  4160. - Hello!
  4161.  
  4162.  
  4163. Left, right, down, hover.
  4164.  
  4165.  
  4166. - Hover?
  4167. - Forget hover.
  4168.  
  4169.  
  4170. This isn't so hard.
  4171. Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
  4172.  
  4173.  
  4174. Barry, what happened?!
  4175.  
  4176.  
  4177. Wait, I think we were
  4178. on autopilot the whole time.
  4179.  
  4180.  
  4181. - That may have been helping me.
  4182. - And now we're not!
  4183.  
  4184.  
  4185. So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
  4186.  
  4187.  
  4188. All of you, let's get
  4189. behind this fellow! Move it out!
  4190.  
  4191.  
  4192. Move out!
  4193.  
  4194.  
  4195. Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
  4196. you copy me with the wings of the plane!
  4197.  
  4198.  
  4199. Don't have to yell.
  4200.  
  4201.  
  4202. I'm not yelling!
  4203. We're in a lot of trouble.
  4204.  
  4205.  
  4206. It's very hard to concentrate
  4207. with that panicky tone in your voice!
  4208.  
  4209.  
  4210. It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
  4211.  
  4212.  
  4213. I can't do this!
  4214.  
  4215.  
  4216. Vanessa, pull yourself together.
  4217. You have to snap out of it!
  4218.  
  4219.  
  4220. You snap out of it.
  4221.  
  4222.  
  4223. You snap out of it.
  4224.  
  4225.  
  4226. - You snap out of it!
  4227. - You snap out of it!
  4228.  
  4229.  
  4230. - You snap out of it!
  4231. - You snap out of it!
  4232.  
  4233.  
  4234. - You snap out of it!
  4235. - You snap out of it!
  4236.  
  4237.  
  4238. - Hold it!
  4239. - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
  4240.  
  4241.  
  4242. How is the plane flying?
  4243.  
  4244.  
  4245. I don't know.
  4246.  
  4247.  
  4248. Hello?
  4249.  
  4250.  
  4251. Benson, got any flowers
  4252. for a happy occasion in there?
  4253.  
  4254.  
  4255. The Pollen Jocks!
  4256.  
  4257.  
  4258. They do get behind a fellow.
  4259.  
  4260.  
  4261. - Black and yellow.
  4262. - Hello.
  4263.  
  4264.  
  4265. All right, let's drop this tin can
  4266. on the blacktop.
  4267.  
  4268.  
  4269. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
  4270.  
  4271.  
  4272. No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
  4273.  
  4274.  
  4275. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
  4276.  
  4277.  
  4278. - Thinking bee.
  4279. - Thinking bee.
  4280.  
  4281.  
  4282. Thinking bee!
  4283. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  4284.  
  4285.  
  4286. Wait a minute.
  4287. I think I'm feeling something.
  4288.  
  4289.  
  4290. - What?
  4291. - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
  4292.  
  4293.  
  4294. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
  4295.  
  4296.  
  4297. Bring the nose down.
  4298.  
  4299.  
  4300. Thinking bee!
  4301. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  4302.  
  4303.  
  4304. - What in the world is on the tarmac?
  4305. - Get some lights on that!
  4306.  
  4307.  
  4308. Thinking bee!
  4309. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  4310.  
  4311.  
  4312. - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
  4313. - OK.
  4314.  
  4315.  
  4316. Out the engines. We're going in
  4317. on bee power. Ready, boys?
  4318.  
  4319.  
  4320. Affirmative!
  4321.  
  4322.  
  4323. Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
  4324.  
  4325.  
  4326. Land on that flower!
  4327.  
  4328.  
  4329. Ready? Full reverse!
  4330.  
  4331.  
  4332. Spin it around!
  4333.  
  4334.  
  4335. - Not that flower! The other one!
  4336. - Which one?
  4337.  
  4338.  
  4339. - That flower.
  4340. - I'm aiming at the flower!
  4341.  
  4342.  
  4343. That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
  4344. I mean the giant pulsating flower
  4345.  
  4346.  
  4347. made of millions of bees!
  4348.  
  4349.  
  4350. Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
  4351.  
  4352.  
  4353. Rotate around it.
  4354.  
  4355.  
  4356. - This is insane, Barry!
  4357. - This's the only way I know how to fly.
  4358.  
  4359.  
  4360. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
  4361. flying in an insect-like pattern?
  4362.  
  4363.  
  4364. Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
  4365. Smell it. Full reverse!
  4366.  
  4367.  
  4368. Just drop it. Be a part of it.
  4369.  
  4370.  
  4371. Aim for the center!
  4372.  
  4373.  
  4374. Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
  4375.  
  4376.  
  4377. Oome on, already.
  4378.  
  4379.  
  4380. Barry, we did it!
  4381. You taught me how to fly!
  4382.  
  4383.  
  4384. - Yes. No high-five!
  4385. - Right.
  4386.  
  4387.  
  4388. Barry, it worked!
  4389. Did you see the giant flower?
  4390.  
  4391.  
  4392. What giant flower? Where? Of course
  4393. I saw the flower! That was genius!
  4394.  
  4395.  
  4396. - Thank you.
  4397. - But we're not done yet.
  4398.  
  4399.  
  4400. Listen, everyone!
  4401.  
  4402.  
  4403. This runway is covered
  4404. with the last pollen
  4405.  
  4406.  
  4407. from the last flowers
  4408. available anywhere on Earth.
  4409.  
  4410.  
  4411. That means this is our last chance.
  4412.  
  4413.  
  4414. We're the only ones who make honey,
  4415. pollinate flowers and dress like this.
  4416.  
  4417.  
  4418. If we're gonna survive as a species,
  4419. this is our moment! What do you say?
  4420.  
  4421.  
  4422. Are we going to be bees, orjust
  4423. Museum of Natural History keychains?
  4424.  
  4425.  
  4426. We're bees!
  4427.  
  4428.  
  4429. Keychain!
  4430.  
  4431.  
  4432. Then follow me! Except Keychain.
  4433.  
  4434.  
  4435. Hold on, Barry. Here.
  4436.  
  4437.  
  4438. You've earned this.
  4439.  
  4440.  
  4441. Yeah!
  4442.  
  4443.  
  4444. I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
  4445. fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
  4446.  
  4447.  
  4448. Oh, yeah.
  4449.  
  4450.  
  4451. That's our Barry.
  4452.  
  4453.  
  4454. Mom! The bees are back!
  4455.  
  4456.  
  4457. If anybody needs
  4458. to make a call, now's the time.
  4459.  
  4460.  
  4461. I got a feeling we'll be
  4462. working late tonight!
  4463.  
  4464.  
  4465. Here's your change. Have a great
  4466. afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
  4467.  
  4468.  
  4469. Would you like some honey with that?
  4470. It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
  4471.  
  4472.  
  4473. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
  4474. And I don't see a nickel!
  4475.  
  4476.  
  4477. Sometimes I just feel
  4478. like a piece of meat!
  4479.  
  4480.  
  4481. I had no idea.
  4482.  
  4483.  
  4484. Barry, I'm sorry.
  4485. Have you got a moment?
  4486.  
  4487.  
  4488. Would you excuse me?
  4489. My mosquito associate will help you.
  4490.  
  4491.  
  4492. Sorry I'm late.
  4493.  
  4494.  
  4495. He's a lawyer too?
  4496.  
  4497.  
  4498. I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
  4499. All I needed was a briefcase.
  4500.  
  4501.  
  4502. Have a great afternoon!
  4503.  
  4504.  
  4505. Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
  4506. and I can't get them anywhere.
  4507.  
  4508.  
  4509. No problem, Vannie.
  4510. Just leave it to me.
  4511.  
  4512.  
  4513. You're a lifesaver, Barry.
  4514. Oan I help who's next?
  4515.  
  4516.  
  4517. All right, scramble, jocks!
  4518. It's time to fly.
  4519.  
  4520.  
  4521. Thank you, Barry!
  4522.  
  4523.  
  4524. That bee is living my life!
  4525.  
  4526.  
  4527. Let it go, Kenny.
  4528.  
  4529.  
  4530. - When will this nightmare end?!
  4531. - Let it all go.
  4532.  
  4533.  
  4534. - Beautiful day to fly.
  4535. - Sure is.
  4536.  
  4537.  
  4538. Between you and me,
  4539. I was dying to get out of that office.
  4540.  
  4541.  
  4542. You have got
  4543. to start thinking bee, my friend.
  4544.  
  4545.  
  4546. - Thinking bee!
  4547. - Me?
  4548.  
  4549.  
  4550. Hold it. Let's just stop
  4551. for a second. Hold it.
  4552.  
  4553.  
  4554. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
  4555. Oan we stop here?
  4556.  
  4557.  
  4558. I'm not making a major life decision
  4559. during a production number!
  4560.  
  4561.  
  4562. All right. Take ten, everybody.
  4563. Wrap it up, guys.
  4564.  
  4565.  
  4566. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
  4567.  
  4568. According to all known laws
  4569. of aviation,
  4570.  
  4571.  
  4572. there is no way a bee
  4573. should be able to fly.
  4574.  
  4575.  
  4576. Its wings are too small to get
  4577. its fat little body off the ground.
  4578.  
  4579.  
  4580. The bee, of course, flies anyway
  4581.  
  4582.  
  4583. because bees don't care
  4584. what humans think is impossible.
  4585.  
  4586.  
  4587. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  4588. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  4589.  
  4590.  
  4591. Ooh, black and yellow!
  4592. Let's shake it up a little.
  4593.  
  4594.  
  4595. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  4596.  
  4597.  
  4598. Ooming!
  4599.  
  4600.  
  4601. Hang on a second.
  4602.  
  4603.  
  4604. Hello?
  4605.  
  4606.  
  4607. - Barry?
  4608. - Adam?
  4609.  
  4610.  
  4611. - Oan you believe this is happening?
  4612. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
  4613.  
  4614.  
  4615. Looking sharp.
  4616.  
  4617.  
  4618. Use the stairs. Your father
  4619. paid good money for those.
  4620.  
  4621.  
  4622. Sorry. I'm excited.
  4623.  
  4624.  
  4625. Here's the graduate.
  4626. We're very proud of you, son.
  4627.  
  4628.  
  4629. A perfect report card, all B's.
  4630.  
  4631.  
  4632. Very proud.
  4633.  
  4634.  
  4635. Ma! I got a thing going here.
  4636.  
  4637.  
  4638. - You got lint on your fuzz.
  4639. - Ow! That's me!
  4640.  
  4641.  
  4642. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  4643. - Bye!
  4644.  
  4645.  
  4646. Barry, I told you,
  4647. stop flying in the house!
  4648.  
  4649.  
  4650. - Hey, Adam.
  4651. - Hey, Barry.
  4652.  
  4653.  
  4654. - Is that fuzz gel?
  4655. - A little. Special day, graduation.
  4656.  
  4657.  
  4658. Never thought I'd make it.
  4659.  
  4660.  
  4661. Three days grade school,
  4662. three days high school.
  4663.  
  4664.  
  4665. Those were awkward.
  4666.  
  4667.  
  4668. Three days college. I'm glad I took
  4669. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  4670.  
  4671.  
  4672. You did come back different.
  4673.  
  4674.  
  4675. - Hi, Barry.
  4676. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  4677.  
  4678.  
  4679. - Hear about Frankie?
  4680. - Yeah.
  4681.  
  4682.  
  4683. - You going to the funeral?
  4684. - No, I'm not going.
  4685.  
  4686.  
  4687. Everybody knows,
  4688. sting someone, you die.
  4689.  
  4690.  
  4691. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  4692. Such a hothead.
  4693.  
  4694.  
  4695. I guess he could have
  4696. just gotten out of the way.
  4697.  
  4698.  
  4699. I love this incorporating
  4700. an amusement park into our day.
  4701.  
  4702.  
  4703. That's why we don't need vacations.
  4704.  
  4705.  
  4706. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  4707. under the circumstances.
  4708.  
  4709.  
  4710. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
  4711. - We are!
  4712.  
  4713.  
  4714. - Bee-men.
  4715. - Amen!
  4716.  
  4717.  
  4718. Hallelujah!
  4719.  
  4720.  
  4721. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  4722.  
  4723.  
  4724. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  4725.  
  4726.  
  4727. Welcome, New Hive Oity
  4728. graduating class of...
  4729.  
  4730.  
  4731. ...9:15.
  4732.  
  4733.  
  4734. That concludes our ceremonies.
  4735.  
  4736.  
  4737. And begins your career
  4738. at Honex Industries!
  4739.  
  4740.  
  4741. Will we pick ourjob today?
  4742.  
  4743.  
  4744. I heard it's just orientation.
  4745.  
  4746.  
  4747. Heads up! Here we go.
  4748.  
  4749.  
  4750. Keep your hands and antennas
  4751. inside the tram at all times.
  4752.  
  4753.  
  4754. - Wonder what it'll be like?
  4755. - A little scary.
  4756.  
  4757.  
  4758. Welcome to Honex,
  4759. a division of Honesco
  4760.  
  4761.  
  4762. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  4763.  
  4764.  
  4765. This is it!
  4766.  
  4767.  
  4768. Wow.
  4769.  
  4770.  
  4771. Wow.
  4772.  
  4773.  
  4774. We know that you, as a bee,
  4775. have worked your whole life
  4776.  
  4777.  
  4778. to get to the point where you
  4779. can work for your whole life.
  4780.  
  4781.  
  4782. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  4783. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  4784.  
  4785.  
  4786. Our top-secret formula
  4787.  
  4788.  
  4789. is automatically color-corrected,
  4790. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  4791.  
  4792.  
  4793. into this soothing sweet syrup
  4794.  
  4795.  
  4796. with its distinctive
  4797. golden glow you know as...
  4798.  
  4799.  
  4800. Honey!
  4801.  
  4802.  
  4803. - That girl was hot.
  4804. - She's my cousin!
  4805.  
  4806.  
  4807. - She is?
  4808. - Yes, we're all cousins.
  4809.  
  4810.  
  4811. - Right. You're right.
  4812. - At Honex, we constantly strive
  4813.  
  4814.  
  4815. to improve every aspect
  4816. of bee existence.
  4817.  
  4818.  
  4819. These bees are stress-testing
  4820. a new helmet technology.
  4821.  
  4822.  
  4823. - What do you think he makes?
  4824. - Not enough.
  4825.  
  4826.  
  4827. Here we have our latest advancement,
  4828. the Krelman.
  4829.  
  4830.  
  4831. - What does that do?
  4832. - Oatches that little strand of honey
  4833.  
  4834.  
  4835. that hangs after you pour it.
  4836. Saves us millions.
  4837.  
  4838.  
  4839. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  4840.  
  4841.  
  4842. Of course. Most bee jobs are
  4843. small ones. But bees know
  4844.  
  4845.  
  4846. that every small job,
  4847. if it's done well, means a lot.
  4848.  
  4849.  
  4850. But choose carefully
  4851.  
  4852.  
  4853. because you'll stay in the job
  4854. you pick for the rest of your life.
  4855.  
  4856.  
  4857. The same job the rest of your life?
  4858. I didn't know that.
  4859.  
  4860.  
  4861. What's the difference?
  4862.  
  4863.  
  4864. You'll be happy to know that bees,
  4865. as a species, haven't had one day off
  4866.  
  4867.  
  4868. in 27 million years.
  4869.  
  4870.  
  4871. So you'll just work us to death?
  4872.  
  4873.  
  4874. We'll sure try.
  4875.  
  4876.  
  4877. Wow! That blew my mind!
  4878.  
  4879.  
  4880. "What's the difference?"
  4881. How can you say that?
  4882.  
  4883.  
  4884. One job forever?
  4885. That's an insane choice to have to make.
  4886.  
  4887.  
  4888. I'm relieved. Now we only have
  4889. to make one decision in life.
  4890.  
  4891.  
  4892. But, Adam, how could they
  4893. never have told us that?
  4894.  
  4895.  
  4896. Why would you question anything?
  4897. We're bees.
  4898.  
  4899.  
  4900. We're the most perfectly
  4901. functioning society on Earth.
  4902.  
  4903.  
  4904. You ever think maybe things
  4905. work a little too well here?
  4906.  
  4907.  
  4908. Like what? Give me one example.
  4909.  
  4910.  
  4911. I don't know. But you know
  4912. what I'm talking about.
  4913.  
  4914.  
  4915. Please clear the gate.
  4916. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  4917.  
  4918.  
  4919. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  4920.  
  4921.  
  4922. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  4923. - Wow.
  4924.  
  4925.  
  4926. I've never seen them this close.
  4927.  
  4928.  
  4929. They know what it's like
  4930. outside the hive.
  4931.  
  4932.  
  4933. Yeah, but some don't come back.
  4934.  
  4935.  
  4936. - Hey, Jocks!
  4937. - Hi, Jocks!
  4938.  
  4939.  
  4940. You guys did great!
  4941.  
  4942.  
  4943. You're monsters!
  4944. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  4945.  
  4946.  
  4947. - I wonder where they were.
  4948. - I don't know.
  4949.  
  4950.  
  4951. Their day's not planned.
  4952.  
  4953.  
  4954. Outside the hive, flying who knows
  4955. where, doing who knows what.
  4956.  
  4957.  
  4958. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  4959. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  4960.  
  4961.  
  4962. Right.
  4963.  
  4964.  
  4965. Look. That's more pollen
  4966. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  4967.  
  4968.  
  4969. It's just a status symbol.
  4970. Bees make too much of it.
  4971.  
  4972.  
  4973. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  4974. and the ladies see you wearing it.
  4975.  
  4976.  
  4977. Those ladies?
  4978. Aren't they our cousins too?
  4979.  
  4980.  
  4981. Distant. Distant.
  4982.  
  4983.  
  4984. Look at these two.
  4985.  
  4986.  
  4987. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  4988. - Let's have fun with them.
  4989.  
  4990.  
  4991. It must be dangerous
  4992. being a Pollen Jock.
  4993.  
  4994.  
  4995. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  4996. against a mushroom!
  4997.  
  4998.  
  4999. He had a paw on my throat,
  5000. and with the other, he was slapping me!
  5001.  
  5002.  
  5003. - Oh, my!
  5004. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
  5005.  
  5006.  
  5007. What were you doing during this?
  5008.  
  5009.  
  5010. Trying to alert the authorities.
  5011.  
  5012.  
  5013. I can autograph that.
  5014.  
  5015.  
  5016. A little gusty out there today,
  5017. wasn't it, comrades?
  5018.  
  5019.  
  5020. Yeah. Gusty.
  5021.  
  5022.  
  5023. We're hitting a sunflower patch
  5024. six miles from here tomorrow.
  5025.  
  5026.  
  5027. - Six miles, huh?
  5028. - Barry!
  5029.  
  5030.  
  5031. A puddle jump for us,
  5032. but maybe you're not up for it.
  5033.  
  5034.  
  5035. - Maybe I am.
  5036. - You are not!
  5037.  
  5038.  
  5039. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  5040.  
  5041.  
  5042. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  5043. Are you bee enough?
  5044.  
  5045.  
  5046. I might be. It all depends
  5047. on what 0900 means.
  5048.  
  5049.  
  5050. Hey, Honex!
  5051.  
  5052.  
  5053. Dad, you surprised me.
  5054.  
  5055.  
  5056. You decide what you're interested in?
  5057.  
  5058.  
  5059. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
  5060. - But you only get one.
  5061.  
  5062.  
  5063. Do you ever get bored
  5064. doing the same job every day?
  5065.  
  5066.  
  5067. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  5068.  
  5069.  
  5070. You grab that stick, and you just
  5071. move it around, and you stir it around.
  5072.  
  5073.  
  5074. You get yourself into a rhythm.
  5075. It's a beautiful thing.
  5076.  
  5077.  
  5078. You know, Dad,
  5079. the more I think about it,
  5080.  
  5081.  
  5082. maybe the honey field
  5083. just isn't right for me.
  5084.  
  5085.  
  5086. You were thinking of what,
  5087. making balloon animals?
  5088.  
  5089.  
  5090. That's a bad job
  5091. for a guy with a stinger.
  5092.  
  5093.  
  5094. Janet, your son's not sure
  5095. he wants to go into honey!
  5096.  
  5097.  
  5098. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  5099. - I'm not trying to be funny.
  5100.  
  5101.  
  5102. You're not funny! You're going
  5103. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  5104.  
  5105.  
  5106. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
  5107. - No one's listening to me!
  5108.  
  5109.  
  5110. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  5111.  
  5112.  
  5113. I could say anything right now.
  5114. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  5115.  
  5116.  
  5117. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  5118.  
  5119.  
  5120. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  5121. Shave my antennae.
  5122.  
  5123.  
  5124. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  5125. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  5126.  
  5127.  
  5128. I'm so proud.
  5129.  
  5130.  
  5131. - We're starting work today!
  5132. - Today's the day.
  5133.  
  5134.  
  5135. Oome on! All the good jobs
  5136. will be gone.
  5137.  
  5138.  
  5139. Yeah, right.
  5140.  
  5141.  
  5142. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
  5143. stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  5144.  
  5145.  
  5146. - Is it still available?
  5147. - Hang on. Two left!
  5148.  
  5149.  
  5150. One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  5151. Step to the side.
  5152.  
  5153.  
  5154. - What'd you get?
  5155. - Picking crud out. Stellar!
  5156.  
  5157.  
  5158. Wow!
  5159.  
  5160.  
  5161. Oouple of newbies?
  5162.  
  5163.  
  5164. Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  5165.  
  5166.  
  5167. Make your choice.
  5168.  
  5169.  
  5170. - You want to go first?
  5171. - No, you go.
  5172.  
  5173.  
  5174. Oh, my. What's available?
  5175.  
  5176.  
  5177. Restroom attendant's open,
  5178. not for the reason you think.
  5179.  
  5180.  
  5181. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  5182. - Sure, you're on.
  5183.  
  5184.  
  5185. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  5186.  
  5187.  
  5188. Wax monkey's always open.
  5189.  
  5190.  
  5191. The Krelman opened up again.
  5192.  
  5193.  
  5194. What happened?
  5195.  
  5196.  
  5197. A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
  5198. He's dead. Another dead one.
  5199.  
  5200.  
  5201. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  5202.  
  5203.  
  5204. Dead from the neck up.
  5205. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
  5206.  
  5207.  
  5208. Oh, this is so hard!
  5209.  
  5210.  
  5211. Heating, cooling,
  5212. stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
  5213.  
  5214.  
  5215. humming, inspector number seven,
  5216. lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  5217.  
  5218.  
  5219. mite wrangler. Barry, what
  5220. do you think I should... Barry?
  5221.  
  5222.  
  5223. Barry!
  5224.  
  5225.  
  5226. All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  5227. in quadrant nine...
  5228.  
  5229.  
  5230. What happened to you?
  5231. Where are you?
  5232.  
  5233.  
  5234. - I'm going out.
  5235. - Out? Out where?
  5236.  
  5237.  
  5238. - Out there.
  5239. - Oh, no!
  5240.  
  5241.  
  5242. I have to, before I go
  5243. to work for the rest of my life.
  5244.  
  5245.  
  5246. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  5247.  
  5248.  
  5249. Another call coming in.
  5250.  
  5251.  
  5252. If anyone's feeling brave,
  5253. there's a Korean deli on 83rd
  5254.  
  5255.  
  5256. that gets their roses today.
  5257.  
  5258.  
  5259. Hey, guys.
  5260.  
  5261.  
  5262. - Look at that.
  5263. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
  5264.  
  5265.  
  5266. Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  5267.  
  5268.  
  5269. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  5270.  
  5271.  
  5272. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  5273.  
  5274.  
  5275. Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  5276.  
  5277.  
  5278. - Thank you.
  5279. - OK.
  5280.  
  5281.  
  5282. You got a rain advisory today,
  5283.  
  5284.  
  5285. and as you all know,
  5286. bees cannot fly in rain.
  5287.  
  5288.  
  5289. So be careful. As always,
  5290. watch your brooms,
  5291.  
  5292.  
  5293. hockey sticks, dogs,
  5294. birds, bears and bats.
  5295.  
  5296.  
  5297. Also, I got a couple of reports
  5298. of root beer being poured on us.
  5299.  
  5300.  
  5301. Murphy's in a home because of it,
  5302. babbling like a cicada!
  5303.  
  5304.  
  5305. - That's awful.
  5306. - And a reminder for you rookies,
  5307.  
  5308.  
  5309. bee law number one,
  5310. absolutely no talking to humans!
  5311.  
  5312.  
  5313. All right, launch positions!
  5314.  
  5315.  
  5316. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  5317. buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  5318.  
  5319.  
  5320. Black and yellow!
  5321.  
  5322.  
  5323. Hello!
  5324.  
  5325.  
  5326. You ready for this, hot shot?
  5327.  
  5328.  
  5329. Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  5330.  
  5331.  
  5332. Wind, check.
  5333.  
  5334.  
  5335. - Antennae, check.
  5336. - Nectar pack, check.
  5337.  
  5338.  
  5339. - Wings, check.
  5340. - Stinger, check.
  5341.  
  5342.  
  5343. Scared out of my shorts, check.
  5344.  
  5345.  
  5346. OK, ladies,
  5347.  
  5348.  
  5349. let's move it out!
  5350.  
  5351.  
  5352. Pound those petunias,
  5353. you striped stem-suckers!
  5354.  
  5355.  
  5356. All of you, drain those flowers!
  5357.  
  5358.  
  5359. Wow! I'm out!
  5360.  
  5361.  
  5362. I can't believe I'm out!
  5363.  
  5364.  
  5365. So blue.
  5366.  
  5367.  
  5368. I feel so fast and free!
  5369.  
  5370.  
  5371. Box kite!
  5372.  
  5373.  
  5374. Wow!
  5375.  
  5376.  
  5377. Flowers!
  5378.  
  5379.  
  5380. This is Blue Leader.
  5381. We have roses visual.
  5382.  
  5383.  
  5384. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
  5385.  
  5386.  
  5387. Roses!
  5388.  
  5389.  
  5390. 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  5391.  
  5392.  
  5393. Stand to the side, kid.
  5394. It's got a bit of a kick.
  5395.  
  5396.  
  5397. That is one nectar collector!
  5398.  
  5399.  
  5400. - Ever see pollination up close?
  5401. - No, sir.
  5402.  
  5403.  
  5404. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  5405. over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  5406.  
  5407.  
  5408. a pinch on that one.
  5409. See that? It's a little bit of magic.
  5410.  
  5411.  
  5412. That's amazing. Why do we do that?
  5413.  
  5414.  
  5415. That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  5416. flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
  5417.  
  5418.  
  5419. Oool.
  5420.  
  5421.  
  5422. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
  5423. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
  5424.  
  5425.  
  5426. Oopy that visual.
  5427.  
  5428.  
  5429. Wait. One of these flowers
  5430. seems to be on the move.
  5431.  
  5432.  
  5433. Say again? You're reporting
  5434. a moving flower?
  5435.  
  5436.  
  5437. Affirmative.
  5438.  
  5439.  
  5440. That was on the line!
  5441.  
  5442.  
  5443. This is the coolest. What is it?
  5444.  
  5445.  
  5446. I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
  5447.  
  5448.  
  5449. It smells good.
  5450. Not like a flower, but I like it.
  5451.  
  5452.  
  5453. Yeah, fuzzy.
  5454.  
  5455.  
  5456. Ohemical-y.
  5457.  
  5458.  
  5459. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
  5460.  
  5461.  
  5462. My sweet lord of bees!
  5463.  
  5464.  
  5465. Oandy-brain, get off there!
  5466.  
  5467.  
  5468. Problem!
  5469.  
  5470.  
  5471. - Guys!
  5472. - This could be bad.
  5473.  
  5474.  
  5475. Affirmative.
  5476.  
  5477.  
  5478. Very close.
  5479.  
  5480.  
  5481. Gonna hurt.
  5482.  
  5483.  
  5484. Mama's little boy.
  5485.  
  5486.  
  5487. You are way out of position, rookie!
  5488.  
  5489.  
  5490. Ooming in at you like a missile!
  5491.  
  5492.  
  5493. Help me!
  5494.  
  5495.  
  5496. I don't think these are flowers.
  5497.  
  5498.  
  5499. - Should we tell him?
  5500. - I think he knows.
  5501.  
  5502.  
  5503. What is this?!
  5504.  
  5505.  
  5506. Match point!
  5507.  
  5508.  
  5509. You can start packing up, honey,
  5510. because you're about to eat it!
  5511.  
  5512.  
  5513. Yowser!
  5514.  
  5515.  
  5516. Gross.
  5517.  
  5518.  
  5519. There's a bee in the car!
  5520.  
  5521.  
  5522. - Do something!
  5523. - I'm driving!
  5524.  
  5525.  
  5526. - Hi, bee.
  5527. - He's back here!
  5528.  
  5529.  
  5530. He's going to sting me!
  5531.  
  5532.  
  5533. Nobody move. If you don't move,
  5534. he won't sting you. Freeze!
  5535.  
  5536.  
  5537. He blinked!
  5538.  
  5539.  
  5540. Spray him, Granny!
  5541.  
  5542.  
  5543. What are you doing?!
  5544.  
  5545.  
  5546. Wow... the tension level
  5547. out here is unbelievable.
  5548.  
  5549.  
  5550. I gotta get home.
  5551.  
  5552.  
  5553. Oan't fly in rain.
  5554.  
  5555.  
  5556. Oan't fly in rain.
  5557.  
  5558.  
  5559. Oan't fly in rain.
  5560.  
  5561.  
  5562. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  5563.  
  5564.  
  5565. Ken, could you close
  5566. the window please?
  5567.  
  5568.  
  5569. Ken, could you close
  5570. the window please?
  5571.  
  5572.  
  5573. Oheck out my new resume.
  5574. I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  5575.  
  5576.  
  5577. You see? Folds out.
  5578.  
  5579.  
  5580. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  5581.  
  5582.  
  5583. What was that?
  5584.  
  5585.  
  5586. Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  5587. This time! This time! This...
  5588.  
  5589.  
  5590. Drapes!
  5591.  
  5592.  
  5593. That is diabolical.
  5594.  
  5595.  
  5596. It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  5597. skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  5598.  
  5599.  
  5600. What's number one? Star Wars?
  5601.  
  5602.  
  5603. Nah, I don't go for that...
  5604.  
  5605.  
  5606. ...kind of stuff.
  5607.  
  5608.  
  5609. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  5610. They're out of their minds.
  5611.  
  5612.  
  5613. When I leave a job interview, they're
  5614. flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  5615.  
  5616.  
  5617. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  5618.  
  5619.  
  5620. I don't remember the sun
  5621. having a big 75 on it.
  5622.  
  5623.  
  5624. I predicted global warming.
  5625.  
  5626.  
  5627. I could feel it getting hotter.
  5628. At first I thought it was just me.
  5629.  
  5630.  
  5631. Wait! Stop! Bee!
  5632.  
  5633.  
  5634. Stand back. These are winter boots.
  5635.  
  5636.  
  5637. Wait!
  5638.  
  5639.  
  5640. Don't kill him!
  5641.  
  5642.  
  5643. You know I'm allergic to them!
  5644. This thing could kill me!
  5645.  
  5646.  
  5647. Why does his life have
  5648. less value than yours?
  5649.  
  5650.  
  5651. Why does his life have any less value
  5652. than mine? Is that your statement?
  5653.  
  5654.  
  5655. I'm just saying all life has value. You
  5656. don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  5657.  
  5658.  
  5659. My brochure!
  5660.  
  5661.  
  5662. There you go, little guy.
  5663.  
  5664.  
  5665. I'm not scared of him.
  5666. It's an allergic thing.
  5667.  
  5668.  
  5669. Put that on your resume brochure.
  5670.  
  5671.  
  5672. My whole face could puff up.
  5673.  
  5674.  
  5675. Make it one of your special skills.
  5676.  
  5677.  
  5678. Knocking someone out
  5679. is also a special skill.
  5680.  
  5681.  
  5682. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  5683.  
  5684.  
  5685. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  5686. - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  5687.  
  5688.  
  5689. - You could put carob chips on there.
  5690. - Bye.
  5691.  
  5692.  
  5693. - Supposed to be less calories.
  5694. - Bye.
  5695.  
  5696.  
  5697. I gotta say something.
  5698.  
  5699.  
  5700. She saved my life.
  5701. I gotta say something.
  5702.  
  5703.  
  5704. All right, here it goes.
  5705.  
  5706.  
  5707. Nah.
  5708.  
  5709.  
  5710. What would I say?
  5711.  
  5712.  
  5713. I could really get in trouble.
  5714.  
  5715.  
  5716. It's a bee law.
  5717. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  5718.  
  5719.  
  5720. I can't believe I'm doing this.
  5721.  
  5722.  
  5723. I've got to.
  5724.  
  5725.  
  5726. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  5727.  
  5728.  
  5729. No. Yes. No.
  5730.  
  5731.  
  5732. Do it. I can't.
  5733.  
  5734.  
  5735. How should I start it?
  5736. "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  5737.  
  5738.  
  5739. Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  5740.  
  5741.  
  5742. Hi!
  5743.  
  5744.  
  5745. I'm sorry.
  5746.  
  5747.  
  5748. - You're talking.
  5749. - Yes, I know.
  5750.  
  5751.  
  5752. You're talking!
  5753.  
  5754.  
  5755. I'm so sorry.
  5756.  
  5757.  
  5758. No, it's OK. It's fine.
  5759. I know I'm dreaming.
  5760.  
  5761.  
  5762. But I don't recall going to bed.
  5763.  
  5764.  
  5765. Well, I'm sure this
  5766. is very disconcerting.
  5767.  
  5768.  
  5769. This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  5770. I mean, you're a bee!
  5771.  
  5772.  
  5773. I am. And I'm not supposed
  5774. to be doing this,
  5775.  
  5776.  
  5777. but they were all trying to kill me.
  5778.  
  5779.  
  5780. And if it wasn't for you...
  5781.  
  5782.  
  5783. I had to thank you.
  5784. It's just how I was raised.
  5785.  
  5786.  
  5787. That was a little weird.
  5788.  
  5789.  
  5790. - I'm talking with a bee.
  5791. - Yeah.
  5792.  
  5793.  
  5794. I'm talking to a bee.
  5795. And the bee is talking to me!
  5796.  
  5797.  
  5798. I just want to say I'm grateful.
  5799. I'll leave now.
  5800.  
  5801.  
  5802. - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  5803. - What?
  5804.  
  5805.  
  5806. The talking thing.
  5807.  
  5808.  
  5809. Same way you did, I guess.
  5810. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  5811.  
  5812.  
  5813. - That's very funny.
  5814. - Yeah.
  5815.  
  5816.  
  5817. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  5818. we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  5819.  
  5820.  
  5821. Anyway...
  5822.  
  5823.  
  5824. Oan I...
  5825.  
  5826.  
  5827. ...get you something?
  5828. - Like what?
  5829.  
  5830.  
  5831. I don't know. I mean...
  5832. I don't know. Ooffee?
  5833.  
  5834.  
  5835. I don't want to put you out.
  5836.  
  5837.  
  5838. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  5839.  
  5840.  
  5841. - It's just coffee.
  5842. - I hate to impose.
  5843.  
  5844.  
  5845. - Don't be ridiculous!
  5846. - Actually, I would love a cup.
  5847.  
  5848.  
  5849. Hey, you want rum cake?
  5850.  
  5851.  
  5852. - I shouldn't.
  5853. - Have some.
  5854.  
  5855.  
  5856. - No, I can't.
  5857. - Oome on!
  5858.  
  5859.  
  5860. I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  5861.  
  5862.  
  5863. - Where?
  5864. - These stripes don't help.
  5865.  
  5866.  
  5867. You look great!
  5868.  
  5869.  
  5870. I don't know if you know
  5871. anything about fashion.
  5872.  
  5873.  
  5874. Are you all right?
  5875.  
  5876.  
  5877. No.
  5878.  
  5879.  
  5880. He's making the tie in the cab
  5881. as they're flying up Madison.
  5882.  
  5883.  
  5884. He finally gets there.
  5885.  
  5886.  
  5887. He runs up the steps into the church.
  5888. The wedding is on.
  5889.  
  5890.  
  5891. And he says, "Watermelon?
  5892. I thought you said Guatemalan.
  5893.  
  5894.  
  5895. Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  5896.  
  5897.  
  5898. Is that a bee joke?
  5899.  
  5900.  
  5901. That's the kind of stuff we do.
  5902.  
  5903.  
  5904. Yeah, different.
  5905.  
  5906.  
  5907. So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  5908.  
  5909.  
  5910. About work? I don't know.
  5911.  
  5912.  
  5913. I want to do my part for the hive,
  5914. but I can't do it the way they want.
  5915.  
  5916.  
  5917. I know how you feel.
  5918.  
  5919.  
  5920. - You do?
  5921. - Sure.
  5922.  
  5923.  
  5924. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  5925. a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  5926.  
  5927.  
  5928. - Really?
  5929. - My only interest is flowers.
  5930.  
  5931.  
  5932. Our new queen was just elected
  5933. with that same campaign slogan.
  5934.  
  5935.  
  5936. Anyway, if you look...
  5937.  
  5938.  
  5939. There's my hive right there. See it?
  5940.  
  5941.  
  5942. You're in Sheep Meadow!
  5943.  
  5944.  
  5945. Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  5946.  
  5947.  
  5948. No way! I know that area.
  5949. I lost a toe ring there once.
  5950.  
  5951.  
  5952. - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  5953. - Why not?
  5954.  
  5955.  
  5956. - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  5957. - Maybe I'll try that.
  5958.  
  5959.  
  5960. - You all right, ma'am?
  5961. - Oh, yeah. Fine.
  5962.  
  5963.  
  5964. Just having two cups of coffee!
  5965.  
  5966.  
  5967. Anyway, this has been great.
  5968. Thanks for the coffee.
  5969.  
  5970.  
  5971. Yeah, it's no trouble.
  5972.  
  5973.  
  5974. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  5975. I'd be up the rest of my life.
  5976.  
  5977.  
  5978. Are you...?
  5979.  
  5980.  
  5981. Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  5982.  
  5983.  
  5984. Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  5985.  
  5986.  
  5987. - Thanks!
  5988. - Yeah.
  5989.  
  5990.  
  5991. All right. Well, then...
  5992. I guess I'll see you around.
  5993.  
  5994.  
  5995. Or not.
  5996.  
  5997.  
  5998. OK, Barry.
  5999.  
  6000.  
  6001. And thank you
  6002. so much again... for before.
  6003.  
  6004.  
  6005. Oh, that? That was nothing.
  6006.  
  6007.  
  6008. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  6009.  
  6010.  
  6011. This can't possibly work.
  6012.  
  6013.  
  6014. He's all set to go.
  6015. We may as well try it.
  6016.  
  6017.  
  6018. OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  6019.  
  6020.  
  6021. - Sounds amazing.
  6022. - It was amazing!
  6023.  
  6024.  
  6025. It was the scariest,
  6026. happiest moment of my life.
  6027.  
  6028.  
  6029. Humans! I can't believe
  6030. you were with humans!
  6031.  
  6032.  
  6033. Giant, scary humans!
  6034. What were they like?
  6035.  
  6036.  
  6037. Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  6038.  
  6039.  
  6040. They eat crazy giant things.
  6041. They drive crazy.
  6042.  
  6043.  
  6044. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  6045. - Some of them. But some of them don't.
  6046.  
  6047.  
  6048. - How'd you get back?
  6049. - Poodle.
  6050.  
  6051.  
  6052. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  6053. whatever you wanted to see.
  6054.  
  6055.  
  6056. You had your "experience." Now you
  6057. can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  6058.  
  6059.  
  6060. - Well...
  6061. - Well?
  6062.  
  6063.  
  6064. Well, I met someone.
  6065.  
  6066.  
  6067. You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  6068.  
  6069.  
  6070. - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  6071. - No, no, no, not a wasp.
  6072.  
  6073.  
  6074. - Spider?
  6075. - I'm not attracted to spiders.
  6076.  
  6077.  
  6078. I know it's the hottest thing,
  6079. with the eight legs and all.
  6080.  
  6081.  
  6082. I can't get by that face.
  6083.  
  6084.  
  6085. So who is she?
  6086.  
  6087.  
  6088. She's... human.
  6089.  
  6090.  
  6091. No, no. That's a bee law.
  6092. You wouldn't break a bee law.
  6093.  
  6094.  
  6095. - Her name's Vanessa.
  6096. - Oh, boy.
  6097.  
  6098.  
  6099. She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  6100.  
  6101.  
  6102. Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  6103.  
  6104.  
  6105. We're not dating.
  6106.  
  6107.  
  6108. You're flying outside the hive, talking
  6109. to humans that attack our homes
  6110.  
  6111.  
  6112. with power washers and M-80s!
  6113. One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  6114.  
  6115.  
  6116. She saved my life!
  6117. And she understands me.
  6118.  
  6119.  
  6120. This is over!
  6121.  
  6122.  
  6123. Eat this.
  6124.  
  6125.  
  6126. This is not over! What was that?
  6127.  
  6128.  
  6129. - They call it a crumb.
  6130. - It was so stingin' stripey!
  6131.  
  6132.  
  6133. And that's not what they eat.
  6134. That's what falls off what they eat!
  6135.  
  6136.  
  6137. - You know what a Oinnabon is?
  6138. - No.
  6139.  
  6140.  
  6141. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  6142. They heat it up...
  6143.  
  6144.  
  6145. Sit down!
  6146.  
  6147.  
  6148. ...really hot!
  6149. - Listen to me!
  6150.  
  6151.  
  6152. We are not them! We're us.
  6153. There's us and there's them!
  6154.  
  6155.  
  6156. Yes, but who can deny
  6157. the heart that is yearning?
  6158.  
  6159.  
  6160. There's no yearning.
  6161. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  6162.  
  6163.  
  6164. You have got to start thinking bee,
  6165. my friend. Thinking bee!
  6166.  
  6167.  
  6168. - Thinking bee.
  6169. - Thinking bee.
  6170.  
  6171.  
  6172. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  6173. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  6174.  
  6175.  
  6176. There he is. He's in the pool.
  6177.  
  6178.  
  6179. You know what your problem is, Barry?
  6180.  
  6181.  
  6182. I gotta start thinking bee?
  6183.  
  6184.  
  6185. How much longer will this go on?
  6186.  
  6187.  
  6188. It's been three days!
  6189. Why aren't you working?
  6190.  
  6191.  
  6192. I've got a lot of big life decisions
  6193. to think about.
  6194.  
  6195.  
  6196. What life? You have no life!
  6197. You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  6198.  
  6199.  
  6200. Would it kill you
  6201. to make a little honey?
  6202.  
  6203.  
  6204. Barry, come out.
  6205. Your father's talking to you.
  6206.  
  6207.  
  6208. Martin, would you talk to him?
  6209.  
  6210.  
  6211. Barry, I'm talking to you!
  6212.  
  6213.  
  6214. You coming?
  6215.  
  6216.  
  6217. Got everything?
  6218.  
  6219.  
  6220. All set!
  6221.  
  6222.  
  6223. Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  6224.  
  6225.  
  6226. Don't be too long.
  6227.  
  6228.  
  6229. Watch this!
  6230.  
  6231.  
  6232. Vanessa!
  6233.  
  6234.  
  6235. - We're still here.
  6236. - I told you not to yell at him.
  6237.  
  6238.  
  6239. He doesn't respond to yelling!
  6240.  
  6241.  
  6242. - Then why yell at me?
  6243. - Because you don't listen!
  6244.  
  6245.  
  6246. I'm not listening to this.
  6247.  
  6248.  
  6249. Sorry, I've gotta go.
  6250.  
  6251.  
  6252. - Where are you going?
  6253. - I'm meeting a friend.
  6254.  
  6255.  
  6256. A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  6257.  
  6258.  
  6259. Bye.
  6260.  
  6261.  
  6262. I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  6263.  
  6264.  
  6265. They have a huge parade
  6266. of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  6267.  
  6268.  
  6269. To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  6270. that's every florist's dream!
  6271.  
  6272.  
  6273. Up on a float, surrounded
  6274. by flowers, crowds cheering.
  6275.  
  6276.  
  6277. A tournament. Do the roses
  6278. compete in athletic events?
  6279.  
  6280.  
  6281. No. All right, I've got one.
  6282. How come you don't fly everywhere?
  6283.  
  6284.  
  6285. It's exhausting. Why don't you
  6286. run everywhere? It's faster.
  6287.  
  6288.  
  6289. Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  6290. All right, your turn.
  6291.  
  6292.  
  6293. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  6294. That's insane!
  6295.  
  6296.  
  6297. You don't have that?
  6298.  
  6299.  
  6300. We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  6301. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  6302.  
  6303.  
  6304. Oh, my.
  6305.  
  6306.  
  6307. Dumb bees!
  6308.  
  6309.  
  6310. You must want to sting all those jerks.
  6311.  
  6312.  
  6313. We try not to sting.
  6314. It's usually fatal for us.
  6315.  
  6316.  
  6317. So you have to watch your temper.
  6318.  
  6319.  
  6320. Very carefully.
  6321. You kick a wall, take a walk,
  6322.  
  6323.  
  6324. write an angry letter and throw it out.
  6325. Work through it like any emotion:
  6326.  
  6327.  
  6328. Anger, jealousy, lust.
  6329.  
  6330.  
  6331. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  6332.  
  6333.  
  6334. Yeah.
  6335.  
  6336.  
  6337. - What is wrong with you?!
  6338. - It's a bug.
  6339.  
  6340.  
  6341. He's not bothering anybody.
  6342. Get out of here, you creep!
  6343.  
  6344.  
  6345. What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  6346.  
  6347.  
  6348. Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  6349.  
  6350.  
  6351. It felt like about 10 pages.
  6352. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  6353.  
  6354.  
  6355. You've really got that
  6356. down to a science.
  6357.  
  6358.  
  6359. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  6360. - I'll bet.
  6361.  
  6362.  
  6363. What in the name
  6364. of Mighty Hercules is this?
  6365.  
  6366.  
  6367. How did this get here?
  6368. Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  6369.  
  6370.  
  6371. Ray Liotta Private Select?
  6372.  
  6373.  
  6374. - Is he that actor?
  6375. - I never heard of him.
  6376.  
  6377.  
  6378. - Why is this here?
  6379. - For people. We eat it.
  6380.  
  6381.  
  6382. You don't have
  6383. enough food of your own?
  6384.  
  6385.  
  6386. - Well, yes.
  6387. - How do you get it?
  6388.  
  6389.  
  6390. - Bees make it.
  6391. - I know who makes it!
  6392.  
  6393.  
  6394. And it's hard to make it!
  6395.  
  6396.  
  6397. There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  6398. You need a whole Krelman thing!
  6399.  
  6400.  
  6401. - It's organic.
  6402. - It's our-ganic!
  6403.  
  6404.  
  6405. It's just honey, Barry.
  6406.  
  6407.  
  6408. Just what?!
  6409.  
  6410.  
  6411. Bees don't know about this!
  6412. This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  6413.  
  6414.  
  6415. You've taken our homes, schools,
  6416. hospitals! This is all we have!
  6417.  
  6418.  
  6419. And it's on sale?!
  6420. I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  6421.  
  6422.  
  6423. I'm getting to the bottom
  6424. of all of this!
  6425.  
  6426.  
  6427. Hey, Hector.
  6428.  
  6429.  
  6430. - You almost done?
  6431. - Almost.
  6432.  
  6433.  
  6434. He is here. I sense it.
  6435.  
  6436.  
  6437. Well, I guess I'll go home now
  6438.  
  6439.  
  6440. and just leave this nice honey out,
  6441. with no one around.
  6442.  
  6443.  
  6444. You're busted, box boy!
  6445.  
  6446.  
  6447. I knew I heard something.
  6448. So you can talk!
  6449.  
  6450.  
  6451. I can talk.
  6452. And now you'll start talking!
  6453.  
  6454.  
  6455. Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  6456. Who's your supplier?
  6457.  
  6458.  
  6459. I don't understand.
  6460. I thought we were friends.
  6461.  
  6462.  
  6463. The last thing we want
  6464. to do is upset bees!
  6465.  
  6466.  
  6467. You're too late! It's ours now!
  6468.  
  6469.  
  6470. You, sir, have crossed
  6471. the wrong sword!
  6472.  
  6473.  
  6474. You, sir, will be lunch
  6475. for my iguana, Ignacio!
  6476.  
  6477.  
  6478. Where is the honey coming from?
  6479.  
  6480.  
  6481. Tell me where!
  6482.  
  6483.  
  6484. Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  6485.  
  6486.  
  6487. Orazy person!
  6488.  
  6489.  
  6490. What horrible thing has happened here?
  6491.  
  6492.  
  6493. These faces, they never knew
  6494. what hit them. And now
  6495.  
  6496.  
  6497. they're on the road to nowhere!
  6498.  
  6499.  
  6500. Just keep still.
  6501.  
  6502.  
  6503. What? You're not dead?
  6504.  
  6505.  
  6506. Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  6507. that moves. Where you headed?
  6508.  
  6509.  
  6510. To Honey Farms.
  6511. I am onto something huge here.
  6512.  
  6513.  
  6514. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  6515. crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  6516.  
  6517.  
  6518. I'm going to Tacoma.
  6519.  
  6520.  
  6521. - And you?
  6522. - He really is dead.
  6523.  
  6524.  
  6525. All right.
  6526.  
  6527.  
  6528. Uh-oh!
  6529.  
  6530.  
  6531. - What is that?!
  6532. - Oh, no!
  6533.  
  6534.  
  6535. - A wiper! Triple blade!
  6536. - Triple blade?
  6537.  
  6538.  
  6539. Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  6540.  
  6541.  
  6542. Why does everything have
  6543. to be so doggone clean?!
  6544.  
  6545.  
  6546. How much do you people need to see?!
  6547.  
  6548.  
  6549. Open your eyes!
  6550. Stick your head out the window!
  6551.  
  6552.  
  6553. From NPR News in Washington,
  6554. I'm Oarl Kasell.
  6555.  
  6556.  
  6557. But don't kill no more bugs!
  6558.  
  6559.  
  6560. - Bee!
  6561. - Moose blood guy!!
  6562.  
  6563.  
  6564. - You hear something?
  6565. - Like what?
  6566.  
  6567.  
  6568. Like tiny screaming.
  6569.  
  6570.  
  6571. Turn off the radio.
  6572.  
  6573.  
  6574. Whassup, bee boy?
  6575.  
  6576.  
  6577. Hey, Blood.
  6578.  
  6579.  
  6580. Just a row of honey jars,
  6581. as far as the eye could see.
  6582.  
  6583.  
  6584. Wow!
  6585.  
  6586.  
  6587. I assume wherever this truck goes
  6588. is where they're getting it.
  6589.  
  6590.  
  6591. I mean, that honey's ours.
  6592.  
  6593.  
  6594. - Bees hang tight.
  6595. - We're all jammed in.
  6596.  
  6597.  
  6598. It's a close community.
  6599.  
  6600.  
  6601. Not us, man. We on our own.
  6602. Every mosquito on his own.
  6603.  
  6604.  
  6605. - What if you get in trouble?
  6606. - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  6607.  
  6608.  
  6609. Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  6610. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  6611.  
  6612.  
  6613. At least you're out in the world.
  6614. You must meet girls.
  6615.  
  6616.  
  6617. Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  6618. get with a moth, dragonfly.
  6619.  
  6620.  
  6621. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  6622.  
  6623.  
  6624. You got to be kidding me!
  6625.  
  6626.  
  6627. Mooseblood's about to leave
  6628. the building! So long, bee!
  6629.  
  6630.  
  6631. - Hey, guys!
  6632. - Mooseblood!
  6633.  
  6634.  
  6635. I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  6636. Did you bring your crazy straw?
  6637.  
  6638.  
  6639. We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  6640. and it's pretty much pure profit.
  6641.  
  6642.  
  6643. What is this place?
  6644.  
  6645.  
  6646. A bee's got a brain
  6647. the size of a pinhead.
  6648.  
  6649.  
  6650. They are pinheads!
  6651.  
  6652.  
  6653. Pinhead.
  6654.  
  6655.  
  6656. - Oheck out the new smoker.
  6657. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  6658.  
  6659.  
  6660. The Thomas 3000!
  6661.  
  6662.  
  6663. Smoker?
  6664.  
  6665.  
  6666. Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  6667. Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  6668.  
  6669.  
  6670. A couple breaths of this
  6671. knocks them right out.
  6672.  
  6673.  
  6674. They make the honey,
  6675. and we make the money.
  6676.  
  6677.  
  6678. "They make the honey,
  6679. and we make the money"?
  6680.  
  6681.  
  6682. Oh, my!
  6683.  
  6684.  
  6685. What's going on? Are you OK?
  6686.  
  6687.  
  6688. Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  6689.  
  6690.  
  6691. Do you know you're
  6692. in a fake hive with fake walls?
  6693.  
  6694.  
  6695. Our queen was moved here.
  6696. We had no choice.
  6697.  
  6698.  
  6699. This is your queen?
  6700. That's a man in women's clothes!
  6701.  
  6702.  
  6703. That's a drag queen!
  6704.  
  6705.  
  6706. What is this?
  6707.  
  6708.  
  6709. Oh, no!
  6710.  
  6711.  
  6712. There's hundreds of them!
  6713.  
  6714.  
  6715. Bee honey.
  6716.  
  6717.  
  6718. Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  6719. on a massive scale!
  6720.  
  6721.  
  6722. This is worse than anything bears
  6723. have done! I intend to do something.
  6724.  
  6725.  
  6726. Oh, Barry, stop.
  6727.  
  6728.  
  6729. Who told you humans are taking
  6730. our honey? That's a rumor.
  6731.  
  6732.  
  6733. Do these look like rumors?
  6734.  
  6735.  
  6736. That's a conspiracy theory.
  6737. These are obviously doctored photos.
  6738.  
  6739.  
  6740. How did you get mixed up in this?
  6741.  
  6742.  
  6743. He's been talking to humans.
  6744.  
  6745.  
  6746. - What?
  6747. - Talking to humans?!
  6748.  
  6749.  
  6750. He has a human girlfriend.
  6751. And they make out!
  6752.  
  6753.  
  6754. Make out? Barry!
  6755.  
  6756.  
  6757. We do not.
  6758.  
  6759.  
  6760. - You wish you could.
  6761. - Whose side are you on?
  6762.  
  6763.  
  6764. The bees!
  6765.  
  6766.  
  6767. I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  6768. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  6769.  
  6770.  
  6771. Barry, this is what you want
  6772. to do with your life?
  6773.  
  6774.  
  6775. I want to do it for all our lives.
  6776. Nobody works harder than bees!
  6777.  
  6778.  
  6779. Dad, I remember you
  6780. coming home so overworked
  6781.  
  6782.  
  6783. your hands were still stirring.
  6784. You couldn't stop.
  6785.  
  6786.  
  6787. I remember that.
  6788.  
  6789.  
  6790. What right do they have to our honey?
  6791.  
  6792.  
  6793. We live on two cups a year. They put it
  6794. in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  6795.  
  6796.  
  6797. Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  6798.  
  6799.  
  6800. Sting them where it really hurts.
  6801.  
  6802.  
  6803. In the face! The eye!
  6804.  
  6805.  
  6806. - That would hurt.
  6807. - No.
  6808.  
  6809.  
  6810. Up the nose? That's a killer.
  6811.  
  6812.  
  6813. There's only one place you can sting
  6814. the humans, one place where it matters.
  6815.  
  6816.  
  6817. Hive at Five, the hive's only
  6818. full-hour action news source.
  6819.  
  6820.  
  6821. No more bee beards!
  6822.  
  6823.  
  6824. With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  6825.  
  6826.  
  6827. Weather with Storm Stinger.
  6828.  
  6829.  
  6830. Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  6831.  
  6832.  
  6833. And Jeanette Ohung.
  6834.  
  6835.  
  6836. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  6837. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  6838.  
  6839.  
  6840. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  6841.  
  6842.  
  6843. intends to sue the human race
  6844. for stealing our honey,
  6845.  
  6846.  
  6847. packaging it and profiting
  6848. from it illegally!
  6849.  
  6850.  
  6851. Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  6852.  
  6853.  
  6854. we'll have three former queens here in
  6855. our studio, discussing their new book,
  6856.  
  6857.  
  6858. Olassy Ladies,
  6859. out this week on Hexagon.
  6860.  
  6861.  
  6862. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  6863.  
  6864.  
  6865. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  6866. from the hive. I can't do this"?
  6867.  
  6868.  
  6869. Bees have never been afraid
  6870. to change the world.
  6871.  
  6872.  
  6873. What about Bee Oolumbus?
  6874. Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  6875.  
  6876.  
  6877. Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  6878.  
  6879.  
  6880. We were thinking
  6881. of stickball or candy stores.
  6882.  
  6883.  
  6884. How old are you?
  6885.  
  6886.  
  6887. The bee community
  6888. is supporting you in this case,
  6889.  
  6890.  
  6891. which will be the trial
  6892. of the bee century.
  6893.  
  6894.  
  6895. You know, they have a Larry King
  6896. in the human world too.
  6897.  
  6898.  
  6899. It's a common name. Next week...
  6900.  
  6901.  
  6902. He looks like you and has a show
  6903. and suspenders and colored dots...
  6904.  
  6905.  
  6906. Next week...
  6907.  
  6908.  
  6909. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  6910. guest even though you just heard 'em.
  6911.  
  6912.  
  6913. Bear Week next week!
  6914. They're scary, hairy and here live.
  6915.  
  6916.  
  6917. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  6918. squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  6919.  
  6920.  
  6921. In tennis, you attack
  6922. at the point of weakness!
  6923.  
  6924.  
  6925. It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  6926.  
  6927.  
  6928. Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  6929. I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  6930.  
  6931.  
  6932. Quiet, please.
  6933. Actual work going on here.
  6934.  
  6935.  
  6936. - Is that that same bee?
  6937. - Yes, it is!
  6938.  
  6939.  
  6940. I'm helping him sue the human race.
  6941.  
  6942.  
  6943. - Hello.
  6944. - Hello, bee.
  6945.  
  6946.  
  6947. This is Ken.
  6948.  
  6949.  
  6950. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  6951. ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  6952.  
  6953.  
  6954. Why does he talk again?
  6955.  
  6956.  
  6957. Listen, you better go
  6958. 'cause we're really busy working.
  6959.  
  6960.  
  6961. But it's our yogurt night!
  6962.  
  6963.  
  6964. Bye-bye.
  6965.  
  6966.  
  6967. Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  6968.  
  6969.  
  6970. You poor thing.
  6971. You two have been at this for hours!
  6972.  
  6973.  
  6974. Yes, and Adam here
  6975. has been a huge help.
  6976.  
  6977.  
  6978. - Frosting...
  6979. - How many sugars?
  6980.  
  6981.  
  6982. Just one. I try not
  6983. to use the competition.
  6984.  
  6985.  
  6986. So why are you helping me?
  6987.  
  6988.  
  6989. Bees have good qualities.
  6990.  
  6991.  
  6992. And it takes my mind off the shop.
  6993.  
  6994.  
  6995. Instead of flowers, people
  6996. are giving balloon bouquets now.
  6997.  
  6998.  
  6999. Those are great, if you're three.
  7000.  
  7001.  
  7002. And artificial flowers.
  7003.  
  7004.  
  7005. - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  7006. - Yeah, me too.
  7007.  
  7008.  
  7009. Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  7010.  
  7011.  
  7012. Bees must hate those fake things!
  7013.  
  7014.  
  7015. Nothing worse
  7016. than a daffodil that's had work done.
  7017.  
  7018.  
  7019. Maybe this could make up
  7020. for it a little bit.
  7021.  
  7022.  
  7023. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  7024. - I guess.
  7025.  
  7026.  
  7027. You sure you want to go through with it?
  7028.  
  7029.  
  7030. Am I sure? When I'm done with
  7031. the humans, they won't be able
  7032.  
  7033.  
  7034. to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  7035. without paying a royalty!
  7036.  
  7037.  
  7038. It's an incredible scene
  7039. here in downtown Manhattan,
  7040.  
  7041.  
  7042. where the world anxiously waits,
  7043. because for the first time in history,
  7044.  
  7045.  
  7046. we will hear for ourselves
  7047. if a honeybee can actually speak.
  7048.  
  7049.  
  7050. What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  7051.  
  7052.  
  7053. It's pretty big, isn't it?
  7054.  
  7055.  
  7056. I can't believe how many humans
  7057. don't work during the day.
  7058.  
  7059.  
  7060. You think billion-dollar multinational
  7061. food companies have good lawyers?
  7062.  
  7063.  
  7064. Everybody needs to stay
  7065. behind the barricade.
  7066.  
  7067.  
  7068. - What's the matter?
  7069. - I don't know, I just got a chill.
  7070.  
  7071.  
  7072. Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  7073.  
  7074.  
  7075. You boys work on this?
  7076.  
  7077.  
  7078. All rise! The Honorable
  7079. Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  7080.  
  7081.  
  7082. All right. Oase number 4475,
  7083.  
  7084.  
  7085. Superior Oourt of New York,
  7086. Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  7087.  
  7088.  
  7089. is now in session.
  7090.  
  7091.  
  7092. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  7093. the five food companies collectively?
  7094.  
  7095.  
  7096. A privilege.
  7097.  
  7098.  
  7099. Mr. Benson... you're representing
  7100. all the bees of the world?
  7101.  
  7102.  
  7103. I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  7104. we're ready to proceed.
  7105.  
  7106.  
  7107. Mr. Montgomery,
  7108. your opening statement, please.
  7109.  
  7110.  
  7111. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  7112.  
  7113.  
  7114. my grandmother was a simple woman.
  7115.  
  7116.  
  7117. Born on a farm, she believed
  7118. it was man's divine right
  7119.  
  7120.  
  7121. to benefit from the bounty
  7122. of nature God put before us.
  7123.  
  7124.  
  7125. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  7126. Mr. Benson imagines,
  7127.  
  7128.  
  7129. just think of what would it mean.
  7130.  
  7131.  
  7132. I would have to negotiate
  7133. with the silkworm
  7134.  
  7135.  
  7136. for the elastic in my britches!
  7137.  
  7138.  
  7139. Talking bee!
  7140.  
  7141.  
  7142. How do we know this isn't some sort of
  7143.  
  7144.  
  7145. holographic motion-picture-capture
  7146. Hollywood wizardry?
  7147.  
  7148.  
  7149. They could be using laser beams!
  7150.  
  7151.  
  7152. Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  7153. Oloning! For all we know,
  7154.  
  7155.  
  7156. he could be on steroids!
  7157.  
  7158.  
  7159. Mr. Benson?
  7160.  
  7161.  
  7162. Ladies and gentlemen,
  7163. there's no trickery here.
  7164.  
  7165.  
  7166. I'm just an ordinary bee.
  7167. Honey's pretty important to me.
  7168.  
  7169.  
  7170. It's important to all bees.
  7171. We invented it!
  7172.  
  7173.  
  7174. We make it. And we protect it
  7175. with our lives.
  7176.  
  7177.  
  7178. Unfortunately, there are
  7179. some people in this room
  7180.  
  7181.  
  7182. who think they can take it from us
  7183.  
  7184.  
  7185. 'cause we're the little guys!
  7186. I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  7187.  
  7188.  
  7189. you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  7190. you not only take everything we have
  7191.  
  7192.  
  7193. but everything we are!
  7194.  
  7195.  
  7196. I wish he'd dress like that
  7197. all the time. So nice!
  7198.  
  7199.  
  7200. Oall your first witness.
  7201.  
  7202.  
  7203. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  7204. of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  7205.  
  7206.  
  7207. I suppose so.
  7208.  
  7209.  
  7210. I see you also own
  7211. Honeyburton and Honron!
  7212.  
  7213.  
  7214. Yes, they provide beekeepers
  7215. for our farms.
  7216.  
  7217.  
  7218. Beekeeper. I find that
  7219. to be a very disturbing term.
  7220.  
  7221.  
  7222. I don't imagine you employ
  7223. any bee-free-ers, do you?
  7224.  
  7225.  
  7226. - No.
  7227. - I couldn't hear you.
  7228.  
  7229.  
  7230. - No.
  7231. - No.
  7232.  
  7233.  
  7234. Because you don't free bees.
  7235. You keep bees. Not only that,
  7236.  
  7237.  
  7238. it seems you thought a bear would be
  7239. an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  7240.  
  7241.  
  7242. They're very lovable creatures.
  7243.  
  7244.  
  7245. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  7246.  
  7247.  
  7248. You mean like this?
  7249.  
  7250.  
  7251. Bears kill bees!
  7252.  
  7253.  
  7254. How'd you like his head crashing
  7255. through your living room?!
  7256.  
  7257.  
  7258. Biting into your couch!
  7259. Spitting out your throw pillows!
  7260.  
  7261.  
  7262. OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  7263.  
  7264.  
  7265. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  7266. Your name intrigues me.
  7267.  
  7268.  
  7269. - Where have I heard it before?
  7270. - I was with a band called The Police.
  7271.  
  7272.  
  7273. But you've never been
  7274. a police officer, have you?
  7275.  
  7276.  
  7277. No, I haven't.
  7278.  
  7279.  
  7280. No, you haven't. And so here
  7281. we have yet another example
  7282.  
  7283.  
  7284. of bee culture casually
  7285. stolen by a human
  7286.  
  7287.  
  7288. for nothing more than
  7289. a prance-about stage name.
  7290.  
  7291.  
  7292. Oh, please.
  7293.  
  7294.  
  7295. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  7296.  
  7297.  
  7298. Because I'm feeling
  7299. a little stung, Sting.
  7300.  
  7301.  
  7302. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  7303.  
  7304.  
  7305. That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  7306.  
  7307.  
  7308. Mr. Liotta, first,
  7309. belated congratulations on
  7310.  
  7311.  
  7312. your Emmy win for a guest spot
  7313. on ER in 2005.
  7314.  
  7315.  
  7316. Thank you. Thank you.
  7317.  
  7318.  
  7319. I see from your resume
  7320. that you're devilishly handsome
  7321.  
  7322.  
  7323. with a churning inner turmoil
  7324. that's ready to blow.
  7325.  
  7326.  
  7327. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  7328.  
  7329.  
  7330. Not yet it isn't. But is this
  7331. what it's come to for you?
  7332.  
  7333.  
  7334. Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  7335. so you don't
  7336.  
  7337.  
  7338. have to rehearse
  7339. your part and learn your lines, sir?
  7340.  
  7341.  
  7342. Watch it, Benson!
  7343. I could blow right now!
  7344.  
  7345.  
  7346. This isn't a goodfella.
  7347. This is a badfella!
  7348.  
  7349.  
  7350. Why doesn't someone just step on
  7351. this creep, and we can all go home?!
  7352.  
  7353.  
  7354. - Order in this court!
  7355. - You're all thinking it!
  7356.  
  7357.  
  7358. Order! Order, I say!
  7359.  
  7360.  
  7361. - Say it!
  7362. - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  7363.  
  7364.  
  7365. I think it was awfully nice
  7366. of that bear to pitch in like that.
  7367.  
  7368.  
  7369. I think the jury's on our side.
  7370.  
  7371.  
  7372. Are we doing everything right, legally?
  7373.  
  7374.  
  7375. I'm a florist.
  7376.  
  7377.  
  7378. Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  7379.  
  7380.  
  7381. To a great team!
  7382.  
  7383.  
  7384. Well, hello.
  7385.  
  7386.  
  7387. - Ken!
  7388. - Hello.
  7389.  
  7390.  
  7391. I didn't think you were coming.
  7392.  
  7393.  
  7394. No, I was just late.
  7395. I tried to call, but... the battery.
  7396.  
  7397.  
  7398. I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  7399. so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  7400.  
  7401.  
  7402. Oh, that was lucky.
  7403.  
  7404.  
  7405. There's a little left.
  7406. I could heat it up.
  7407.  
  7408.  
  7409. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  7410.  
  7411.  
  7412. So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  7413.  
  7414.  
  7415. I'm not much for the game myself.
  7416. The ball's a little grabby.
  7417.  
  7418.  
  7419. That's where I usually sit.
  7420. Right... there.
  7421.  
  7422.  
  7423. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  7424.  
  7425.  
  7426. and he agreed with me that eating with
  7427. chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  7428.  
  7429.  
  7430. You think I don't see what you're doing?
  7431.  
  7432.  
  7433. I know how hard it is to find
  7434. the rightjob. We have that in common.
  7435.  
  7436.  
  7437. Do we?
  7438.  
  7439.  
  7440. Bees have 100 percent employment,
  7441. but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  7442.  
  7443.  
  7444. That's just what
  7445. I was thinking about doing.
  7446.  
  7447.  
  7448. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  7449. for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  7450.  
  7451.  
  7452. I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  7453.  
  7454.  
  7455. Yeah, you do that.
  7456.  
  7457.  
  7458. Look at that.
  7459.  
  7460.  
  7461. You know, I've just about had it
  7462.  
  7463.  
  7464. with your little mind games.
  7465.  
  7466.  
  7467. - What's that?
  7468. - Italian Vogue.
  7469.  
  7470.  
  7471. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  7472.  
  7473.  
  7474. A lot of ads.
  7475.  
  7476.  
  7477. Remember what Van said, why is
  7478. your life more valuable than mine?
  7479.  
  7480.  
  7481. Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  7482.  
  7483.  
  7484. I think something stinks in here!
  7485.  
  7486.  
  7487. I love the smell of flowers.
  7488.  
  7489.  
  7490. How do you like the smell of flames?!
  7491.  
  7492.  
  7493. Not as much.
  7494.  
  7495.  
  7496. Water bug! Not taking sides!
  7497.  
  7498.  
  7499. Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  7500. This is pathetic!
  7501.  
  7502.  
  7503. I've got issues!
  7504.  
  7505.  
  7506. Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  7507.  
  7508.  
  7509. - You're bluffing.
  7510. - Am I?
  7511.  
  7512.  
  7513. Surf's up, dude!
  7514.  
  7515.  
  7516. Poo water!
  7517.  
  7518.  
  7519. That bowl is gnarly.
  7520.  
  7521.  
  7522. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  7523.  
  7524.  
  7525. Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  7526.  
  7527.  
  7528. You know, I don't even like honey!
  7529. I don't eat it!
  7530.  
  7531.  
  7532. We need to talk!
  7533.  
  7534.  
  7535. He's just a little bee!
  7536.  
  7537.  
  7538. And he happens to be
  7539. the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  7540.  
  7541.  
  7542. Long time? What are you talking about?!
  7543. Are there other bugs in your life?
  7544.  
  7545.  
  7546. No, but there are other things bugging
  7547. me in life. And you're one of them!
  7548.  
  7549.  
  7550. Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  7551.  
  7552.  
  7553. My nerves are fried from riding
  7554. on this emotional roller coaster!
  7555.  
  7556.  
  7557. Goodbye, Ken.
  7558.  
  7559.  
  7560. And for your information,
  7561.  
  7562.  
  7563. I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  7564. sweeteners made by man!
  7565.  
  7566.  
  7567. I'm sorry about all that.
  7568.  
  7569.  
  7570. I know it's got
  7571. an aftertaste! I like it!
  7572.  
  7573.  
  7574. I always felt there was some kind
  7575. of barrier between Ken and me.
  7576.  
  7577.  
  7578. I couldn't overcome it.
  7579. Oh, well.
  7580.  
  7581.  
  7582. Are you OK for the trial?
  7583.  
  7584.  
  7585. I believe Mr. Montgomery
  7586. is about out of ideas.
  7587.  
  7588.  
  7589. We would like to call
  7590. Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  7591.  
  7592.  
  7593. Good idea! You can really see why he's
  7594. considered one of the best lawyers...
  7595.  
  7596.  
  7597. Yeah.
  7598.  
  7599.  
  7600. Layton, you've
  7601. gotta weave some magic
  7602.  
  7603.  
  7604. with this jury,
  7605. or it's gonna be all over.
  7606.  
  7607.  
  7608. Don't worry. The only thing I have
  7609. to do to turn this jury around
  7610.  
  7611.  
  7612. is to remind them
  7613. of what they don't like about bees.
  7614.  
  7615.  
  7616. - You got the tweezers?
  7617. - Are you allergic?
  7618.  
  7619.  
  7620. Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  7621.  
  7622.  
  7623. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  7624. what I think we'd all like to know.
  7625.  
  7626.  
  7627. What exactly is your relationship
  7628.  
  7629.  
  7630. to that woman?
  7631.  
  7632.  
  7633. We're friends.
  7634.  
  7635.  
  7636. - Good friends?
  7637. - Yes.
  7638.  
  7639.  
  7640. How good? Do you live together?
  7641.  
  7642.  
  7643. Wait a minute...
  7644.  
  7645.  
  7646. Are you her little...
  7647.  
  7648.  
  7649. ...bedbug?
  7650.  
  7651.  
  7652. I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  7653. From what I understand,
  7654.  
  7655.  
  7656. doesn't your queen give birth
  7657. to all the bee children?
  7658.  
  7659.  
  7660. - Yeah, but...
  7661. - So those aren't your real parents!
  7662.  
  7663.  
  7664. - Oh, Barry...
  7665. - Yes, they are!
  7666.  
  7667.  
  7668. Hold me back!
  7669.  
  7670.  
  7671. You're an illegitimate bee,
  7672. aren't you, Benson?
  7673.  
  7674.  
  7675. He's denouncing bees!
  7676.  
  7677.  
  7678. Don't y'all date your cousins?
  7679.  
  7680.  
  7681. - Objection!
  7682. - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  7683.  
  7684.  
  7685. Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  7686.  
  7687.  
  7688. Oh, I'm hit!!
  7689.  
  7690.  
  7691. Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  7692.  
  7693.  
  7694. Order! Order!
  7695.  
  7696.  
  7697. The venom! The venom
  7698. is coursing through my veins!
  7699.  
  7700.  
  7701. I have been felled
  7702. by a winged beast of destruction!
  7703.  
  7704.  
  7705. You see? You can't treat them
  7706. like equals! They're striped savages!
  7707.  
  7708.  
  7709. Stinging's the only thing
  7710. they know! It's their way!
  7711.  
  7712.  
  7713. - Adam, stay with me.
  7714. - I can't feel my legs.
  7715.  
  7716.  
  7717. What angel of mercy
  7718. will come forward to suck the poison
  7719.  
  7720.  
  7721. from my heaving buttocks?
  7722.  
  7723.  
  7724. I will have order in this court. Order!
  7725.  
  7726.  
  7727. Order, please!
  7728.  
  7729.  
  7730. The case of the honeybees
  7731. versus the human race
  7732.  
  7733.  
  7734. took a pointed turn against the bees
  7735.  
  7736.  
  7737. yesterday when one of their legal
  7738. team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  7739.  
  7740.  
  7741. - Hey, buddy.
  7742. - Hey.
  7743.  
  7744.  
  7745. - Is there much pain?
  7746. - Yeah.
  7747.  
  7748.  
  7749. I...
  7750.  
  7751.  
  7752. I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  7753.  
  7754.  
  7755. It doesn't matter. What matters is
  7756. you're alive. You could have died.
  7757.  
  7758.  
  7759. I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  7760.  
  7761.  
  7762. They got it from the cafeteria
  7763. downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  7764.  
  7765.  
  7766. Look, there's
  7767. a little celery still on it.
  7768.  
  7769.  
  7770. What was it like to sting someone?
  7771.  
  7772.  
  7773. I can't explain it. It was all...
  7774.  
  7775.  
  7776. All adrenaline and then...
  7777. and then ecstasy!
  7778.  
  7779.  
  7780. All right.
  7781.  
  7782.  
  7783. You think it was all a trap?
  7784.  
  7785.  
  7786. Of course. I'm sorry.
  7787. I flew us right into this.
  7788.  
  7789.  
  7790. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  7791. just a couple of bugs in this world.
  7792.  
  7793.  
  7794. What will the humans do to us
  7795. if they win?
  7796.  
  7797.  
  7798. I don't know.
  7799.  
  7800.  
  7801. I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  7802. That doesn't sound so bad.
  7803.  
  7804.  
  7805. Adam, they check in,
  7806. but they don't check out!
  7807.  
  7808.  
  7809. Oh, my.
  7810.  
  7811.  
  7812. Oould you get a nurse
  7813. to close that window?
  7814.  
  7815.  
  7816. - Why?
  7817. - The smoke.
  7818.  
  7819.  
  7820. Bees don't smoke.
  7821.  
  7822.  
  7823. Right. Bees don't smoke.
  7824.  
  7825.  
  7826. Bees don't smoke!
  7827. But some bees are smoking.
  7828.  
  7829.  
  7830. That's it! That's our case!
  7831.  
  7832.  
  7833. It is? It's not over?
  7834.  
  7835.  
  7836. Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  7837.  
  7838.  
  7839. Get back to the court and stall.
  7840. Stall any way you can.
  7841.  
  7842.  
  7843. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  7844.  
  7845.  
  7846. Mr. Flayman.
  7847.  
  7848.  
  7849. Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  7850.  
  7851.  
  7852. Where is the rest of your team?
  7853.  
  7854.  
  7855. Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  7856.  
  7857.  
  7858. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  7859.  
  7860.  
  7861. and as a result,
  7862. we don't make very good time.
  7863.  
  7864.  
  7865. I actually heard a funny story about...
  7866.  
  7867.  
  7868. Your Honor,
  7869. haven't these ridiculous bugs
  7870.  
  7871.  
  7872. taken up enough
  7873. of this court's valuable time?
  7874.  
  7875.  
  7876. How much longer will we allow
  7877. these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  7878.  
  7879.  
  7880. They have presented no compelling
  7881. evidence to support their charges
  7882.  
  7883.  
  7884. against my clients,
  7885. who run legitimate businesses.
  7886.  
  7887.  
  7888. I move for a complete dismissal
  7889. of this entire case!
  7890.  
  7891.  
  7892. Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  7893.  
  7894.  
  7895. to have to consider
  7896. Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  7897.  
  7898.  
  7899. But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  7900.  
  7901.  
  7902. Where is your proof?
  7903. Where is the evidence?
  7904.  
  7905.  
  7906. Show me the smoking gun!
  7907.  
  7908.  
  7909. Hold it, Your Honor!
  7910. You want a smoking gun?
  7911.  
  7912.  
  7913. Here is your smoking gun.
  7914.  
  7915.  
  7916. What is that?
  7917.  
  7918.  
  7919. It's a bee smoker!
  7920.  
  7921.  
  7922. What, this?
  7923. This harmless little contraption?
  7924.  
  7925.  
  7926. This couldn't hurt a fly,
  7927. let alone a bee.
  7928.  
  7929.  
  7930. Look at what has happened
  7931.  
  7932.  
  7933. to bees who have never been asked,
  7934. "Smoking or non?"
  7935.  
  7936.  
  7937. Is this what nature intended for us?
  7938.  
  7939.  
  7940. To be forcibly addicted
  7941. to smoke machines
  7942.  
  7943.  
  7944. and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  7945.  
  7946.  
  7947. Living out our lives as honey slaves
  7948. to the white man?
  7949.  
  7950.  
  7951. - What are we gonna do?
  7952. - He's playing the species card.
  7953.  
  7954.  
  7955. Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  7956. free these bees!
  7957.  
  7958.  
  7959. Free the bees! Free the bees!
  7960.  
  7961.  
  7962. Free the bees!
  7963.  
  7964.  
  7965. Free the bees! Free the bees!
  7966.  
  7967.  
  7968. The court finds in favor of the bees!
  7969.  
  7970.  
  7971. Vanessa, we won!
  7972.  
  7973.  
  7974. I knew you could do it! High-five!
  7975.  
  7976.  
  7977. Sorry.
  7978.  
  7979.  
  7980. I'm OK! You know what this means?
  7981.  
  7982.  
  7983. All the honey
  7984. will finally belong to the bees.
  7985.  
  7986.  
  7987. Now we won't have
  7988. to work so hard all the time.
  7989.  
  7990.  
  7991. This is an unholy perversion
  7992. of the balance of nature, Benson.
  7993.  
  7994.  
  7995. You'll regret this.
  7996.  
  7997.  
  7998. Barry, how much honey is out there?
  7999.  
  8000.  
  8001. All right. One at a time.
  8002.  
  8003.  
  8004. Barry, who are you wearing?
  8005.  
  8006.  
  8007. My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
  8008. and I have no pants.
  8009.  
  8010.  
  8011. - What if Montgomery's right?
  8012. - What do you mean?
  8013.  
  8014.  
  8015. We've been living the bee way
  8016. a long time, 27 million years.
  8017.  
  8018.  
  8019. Oongratulations on your victory.
  8020. What will you demand as a settlement?
  8021.  
  8022.  
  8023. First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
  8024. of all bee work camps.
  8025.  
  8026.  
  8027. Then we want back the honey
  8028. that was ours to begin with,
  8029.  
  8030.  
  8031. every last drop.
  8032.  
  8033.  
  8034. We demand an end to the glorification
  8035. of the bear as anything more
  8036.  
  8037.  
  8038. than a filthy, smelly,
  8039. bad-breath stink machine.
  8040.  
  8041.  
  8042. We're all aware
  8043. of what they do in the woods.
  8044.  
  8045.  
  8046. Wait for my signal.
  8047.  
  8048.  
  8049. Take him out.
  8050.  
  8051.  
  8052. He'll have nauseous
  8053. for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
  8054.  
  8055.  
  8056. And we will no longer tolerate
  8057. bee-negative nicknames...
  8058.  
  8059.  
  8060. But it's just a prance-about stage name!
  8061.  
  8062.  
  8063. ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
  8064. in bogus health products
  8065.  
  8066.  
  8067. and la-dee-da human
  8068. tea-time snack garnishments.
  8069.  
  8070.  
  8071. Oan't breathe.
  8072.  
  8073.  
  8074. Bring it in, boys!
  8075.  
  8076.  
  8077. Hold it right there! Good.
  8078.  
  8079.  
  8080. Tap it.
  8081.  
  8082.  
  8083. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
  8084. and there's gallons more coming!
  8085.  
  8086.  
  8087. - I think we need to shut down!
  8088. - Shut down? We've never shut down.
  8089.  
  8090.  
  8091. Shut down honey production!
  8092.  
  8093.  
  8094. Stop making honey!
  8095.  
  8096.  
  8097. Turn your key, sir!
  8098.  
  8099.  
  8100. What do we do now?
  8101.  
  8102.  
  8103. Oannonball!
  8104.  
  8105.  
  8106. We're shutting honey production!
  8107.  
  8108.  
  8109. Mission abort.
  8110.  
  8111.  
  8112. Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
  8113. Returning to base.
  8114.  
  8115.  
  8116. Adam, you wouldn't believe
  8117. how much honey was out there.
  8118.  
  8119.  
  8120. Oh, yeah?
  8121.  
  8122.  
  8123. What's going on? Where is everybody?
  8124.  
  8125.  
  8126. - Are they out celebrating?
  8127. - They're home.
  8128.  
  8129.  
  8130. They don't know what to do.
  8131. Laying out, sleeping in.
  8132.  
  8133.  
  8134. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
  8135. to San Antonio with a cricket.
  8136.  
  8137.  
  8138. At least we got our honey back.
  8139.  
  8140.  
  8141. Sometimes I think, so what if humans
  8142. liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
  8143.  
  8144.  
  8145. It's the greatest thing in the world!
  8146. I was excited to be part of making it.
  8147.  
  8148.  
  8149. This was my new desk. This was my
  8150. new job. I wanted to do it really well.
  8151.  
  8152.  
  8153. And now...
  8154.  
  8155.  
  8156. Now I can't.
  8157.  
  8158.  
  8159. I don't understand
  8160. why they're not happy.
  8161.  
  8162.  
  8163. I thought their lives would be better!
  8164.  
  8165.  
  8166. They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
  8167. Honey really changes people.
  8168.  
  8169.  
  8170. You don't have any idea
  8171. what's going on, do you?
  8172.  
  8173.  
  8174. - What did you want to show me?
  8175. - This.
  8176.  
  8177.  
  8178. What happened here?
  8179.  
  8180.  
  8181. That is not the half of it.
  8182.  
  8183.  
  8184. Oh, no. Oh, my.
  8185.  
  8186.  
  8187. They're all wilting.
  8188.  
  8189.  
  8190. Doesn't look very good, does it?
  8191.  
  8192.  
  8193. No.
  8194.  
  8195.  
  8196. And whose fault do you think that is?
  8197.  
  8198.  
  8199. You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
  8200.  
  8201.  
  8202. Bees?
  8203.  
  8204.  
  8205. Specifically, me.
  8206.  
  8207.  
  8208. I didn't think bees not needing to make
  8209. honey would affect all these things.
  8210.  
  8211.  
  8212. It's notjust flowers.
  8213. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
  8214.  
  8215.  
  8216. That's our whole SAT test right there.
  8217.  
  8218.  
  8219. Take away produce, that affects
  8220. the entire animal kingdom.
  8221.  
  8222.  
  8223. And then, of course...
  8224.  
  8225.  
  8226. The human species?
  8227.  
  8228.  
  8229. So if there's no more pollination,
  8230.  
  8231.  
  8232. it could all just go south here,
  8233. couldn't it?
  8234.  
  8235.  
  8236. I know this is also partly my fault.
  8237.  
  8238.  
  8239. How about a suicide pact?
  8240.  
  8241.  
  8242. How do we do it?
  8243.  
  8244.  
  8245. - I'll sting you, you step on me.
  8246. - Thatjust kills you twice.
  8247.  
  8248.  
  8249. Right, right.
  8250.  
  8251.  
  8252. Listen, Barry...
  8253. sorry, but I gotta get going.
  8254.  
  8255.  
  8256. I had to open my mouth and talk.
  8257.  
  8258.  
  8259. Vanessa?
  8260.  
  8261.  
  8262. Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
  8263. Where are you going?
  8264.  
  8265.  
  8266. To the final Tournament of Roses parade
  8267. in Pasadena.
  8268.  
  8269.  
  8270. They've moved it to this weekend
  8271. because all the flowers are dying.
  8272.  
  8273.  
  8274. It's the last chance
  8275. I'll ever have to see it.
  8276.  
  8277.  
  8278. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
  8279. I never meant it to turn out like this.
  8280.  
  8281.  
  8282. I know. Me neither.
  8283.  
  8284.  
  8285. Tournament of Roses.
  8286. Roses can't do sports.
  8287.  
  8288.  
  8289. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
  8290.  
  8291.  
  8292. Roses!
  8293.  
  8294.  
  8295. Vanessa!
  8296.  
  8297.  
  8298. Roses?!
  8299.  
  8300.  
  8301. Barry?
  8302.  
  8303.  
  8304. - Roses are flowers!
  8305. - Yes, they are.
  8306.  
  8307.  
  8308. Flowers, bees, pollen!
  8309.  
  8310.  
  8311. I know.
  8312. That's why this is the last parade.
  8313.  
  8314.  
  8315. Maybe not.
  8316. Oould you ask him to slow down?
  8317.  
  8318.  
  8319. Oould you slow down?
  8320.  
  8321.  
  8322. Barry!
  8323.  
  8324.  
  8325. OK, I made a huge mistake.
  8326. This is a total disaster, all my fault.
  8327.  
  8328.  
  8329. Yes, it kind of is.
  8330.  
  8331.  
  8332. I've ruined the planet.
  8333. I wanted to help you
  8334.  
  8335.  
  8336. with the flower shop.
  8337. I've made it worse.
  8338.  
  8339.  
  8340. Actually, it's completely closed down.
  8341.  
  8342.  
  8343. I thought maybe you were remodeling.
  8344.  
  8345.  
  8346. But I have another idea, and it's
  8347. greater than my previous ideas combined.
  8348.  
  8349.  
  8350. I don't want to hear it!
  8351.  
  8352.  
  8353. All right, they have the roses,
  8354. the roses have the pollen.
  8355.  
  8356.  
  8357. I know every bee, plant
  8358. and flower bud in this park.
  8359.  
  8360.  
  8361. All we gotta do is get what they've got
  8362. back here with what we've got.
  8363.  
  8364.  
  8365. - Bees.
  8366. - Park.
  8367.  
  8368.  
  8369. - Pollen!
  8370. - Flowers.
  8371.  
  8372.  
  8373. - Repollination!
  8374. - Across the nation!
  8375.  
  8376.  
  8377. Tournament of Roses,
  8378. Pasadena, Oalifornia.
  8379.  
  8380.  
  8381. They've got nothing
  8382. but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
  8383.  
  8384.  
  8385. Security will be tight.
  8386.  
  8387.  
  8388. I have an idea.
  8389.  
  8390.  
  8391. Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
  8392.  
  8393.  
  8394. Official floral business. It's real.
  8395.  
  8396.  
  8397. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
  8398.  
  8399.  
  8400. Thank you. It was a gift.
  8401.  
  8402.  
  8403. Once inside,
  8404. we just pick the right float.
  8405.  
  8406.  
  8407. How about The Princess and the Pea?
  8408.  
  8409.  
  8410. I could be the princess,
  8411. and you could be the pea!
  8412.  
  8413.  
  8414. Yes, I got it.
  8415.  
  8416.  
  8417. - Where should I sit?
  8418. - What are you?
  8419.  
  8420.  
  8421. - I believe I'm the pea.
  8422. - The pea?
  8423.  
  8424.  
  8425. It goes under the mattresses.
  8426.  
  8427.  
  8428. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
  8429. - I'm getting the marshal.
  8430.  
  8431.  
  8432. You do that!
  8433. This whole parade is a fiasco!
  8434.  
  8435.  
  8436. Let's see what this baby'll do.
  8437.  
  8438.  
  8439. Hey, what are you doing?!
  8440.  
  8441.  
  8442. Then all we do
  8443. is blend in with traffic...
  8444.  
  8445.  
  8446. ...without arousing suspicion.
  8447.  
  8448.  
  8449. Once at the airport,
  8450. there's no stopping us.
  8451.  
  8452.  
  8453. Stop! Security.
  8454.  
  8455.  
  8456. - You and your insect pack your float?
  8457. - Yes.
  8458.  
  8459.  
  8460. Has it been
  8461. in your possession the entire time?
  8462.  
  8463.  
  8464. Would you remove your shoes?
  8465.  
  8466.  
  8467. - Remove your stinger.
  8468. - It's part of me.
  8469.  
  8470.  
  8471. I know. Just having some fun.
  8472. Enjoy your flight.
  8473.  
  8474.  
  8475. Then if we're lucky, we'll have
  8476. just enough pollen to do the job.
  8477.  
  8478.  
  8479. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
  8480. have just enough pollen to do the job!
  8481.  
  8482.  
  8483. I think this is gonna work.
  8484.  
  8485.  
  8486. It's got to work.
  8487.  
  8488.  
  8489. Attention, passengers,
  8490. this is Oaptain Scott.
  8491.  
  8492.  
  8493. We have a bit of bad weather
  8494. in New York.
  8495.  
  8496.  
  8497. It looks like we'll experience
  8498. a couple hours delay.
  8499.  
  8500.  
  8501. Barry, these are cut flowers
  8502. with no water. They'll never make it.
  8503.  
  8504.  
  8505. I gotta get up there
  8506. and talk to them.
  8507.  
  8508.  
  8509. Be careful.
  8510.  
  8511.  
  8512. Oan I get help
  8513. with the Sky Mall magazine?
  8514.  
  8515.  
  8516. I'd like to order the talking
  8517. inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
  8518.  
  8519.  
  8520. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
  8521.  
  8522.  
  8523. - What'd you say, Hal?
  8524. - Nothing.
  8525.  
  8526.  
  8527. Bee!
  8528.  
  8529.  
  8530. Don't freak out! My entire species...
  8531.  
  8532.  
  8533. What are you doing?
  8534.  
  8535.  
  8536. - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
  8537. - Who's an attorney?
  8538.  
  8539.  
  8540. Don't move.
  8541.  
  8542.  
  8543. Oh, Barry.
  8544.  
  8545.  
  8546. Good afternoon, passengers.
  8547. This is your captain.
  8548.  
  8549.  
  8550. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
  8551. please report to the cockpit?
  8552.  
  8553.  
  8554. And please hurry!
  8555.  
  8556.  
  8557. What happened here?
  8558.  
  8559.  
  8560. There was a DustBuster,
  8561. a toupee, a life raft exploded.
  8562.  
  8563.  
  8564. One's bald, one's in a boat,
  8565. they're both unconscious!
  8566.  
  8567.  
  8568. - Is that another bee joke?
  8569. - No!
  8570.  
  8571.  
  8572. No one's flying the plane!
  8573.  
  8574.  
  8575. This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
  8576. What's your status?
  8577.  
  8578.  
  8579. This is Vanessa Bloome.
  8580. I'm a florist from New York.
  8581.  
  8582.  
  8583. Where's the pilot?
  8584.  
  8585.  
  8586. He's unconscious,
  8587. and so is the copilot.
  8588.  
  8589.  
  8590. Not good. Does anyone onboard
  8591. have flight experience?
  8592.  
  8593.  
  8594. As a matter of fact, there is.
  8595.  
  8596.  
  8597. - Who's that?
  8598. - Barry Benson.
  8599.  
  8600.  
  8601. From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
  8602.  
  8603.  
  8604. Vanessa, this is nothing more
  8605. than a big metal bee.
  8606.  
  8607.  
  8608. It's got giant wings, huge engines.
  8609.  
  8610.  
  8611. I can't fly a plane.
  8612.  
  8613.  
  8614. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
  8615. - Yes.
  8616.  
  8617.  
  8618. How hard could it be?
  8619.  
  8620.  
  8621. Wait, Barry!
  8622. We're headed into some lightning.
  8623.  
  8624.  
  8625. This is Bob Bumble. We have some
  8626. late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
  8627.  
  8628.  
  8629. where a suspenseful scene
  8630. is developing.
  8631.  
  8632.  
  8633. Barry Benson,
  8634. fresh from his legal victory...
  8635.  
  8636.  
  8637. That's Barry!
  8638.  
  8639.  
  8640. ...is attempting to land a plane,
  8641. loaded with people, flowers
  8642.  
  8643.  
  8644. and an incapacitated flight crew.
  8645.  
  8646.  
  8647. Flowers?!
  8648.  
  8649.  
  8650. We have a storm in the area
  8651. and two individuals at the controls
  8652.  
  8653.  
  8654. with absolutely no flight experience.
  8655.  
  8656.  
  8657. Just a minute.
  8658. There's a bee on that plane.
  8659.  
  8660.  
  8661. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
  8662. and his no-account compadres.
  8663.  
  8664.  
  8665. They've done enough damage.
  8666.  
  8667.  
  8668. But isn't he your only hope?
  8669.  
  8670.  
  8671. Technically, a bee
  8672. shouldn't be able to fly at all.
  8673.  
  8674.  
  8675. Their wings are too small...
  8676.  
  8677.  
  8678. Haven't we heard this a million times?
  8679.  
  8680.  
  8681. "The surface area of the wings
  8682. and body mass make no sense."
  8683.  
  8684.  
  8685. - Get this on the air!
  8686. - Got it.
  8687.  
  8688.  
  8689. - Stand by.
  8690. - We're going live.
  8691.  
  8692.  
  8693. The way we work may be a mystery to you.
  8694.  
  8695.  
  8696. Making honey takes a lot of bees
  8697. doing a lot of small jobs.
  8698.  
  8699.  
  8700. But let me tell you about a small job.
  8701.  
  8702.  
  8703. If you do it well,
  8704. it makes a big difference.
  8705.  
  8706.  
  8707. More than we realized.
  8708. To us, to everyone.
  8709.  
  8710.  
  8711. That's why I want to get bees
  8712. back to working together.
  8713.  
  8714.  
  8715. That's the bee way!
  8716. We're not made of Jell-O.
  8717.  
  8718.  
  8719. We get behind a fellow.
  8720.  
  8721.  
  8722. - Black and yellow!
  8723. - Hello!
  8724.  
  8725.  
  8726. Left, right, down, hover.
  8727.  
  8728.  
  8729. - Hover?
  8730. - Forget hover.
  8731.  
  8732.  
  8733. This isn't so hard.
  8734. Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
  8735.  
  8736.  
  8737. Barry, what happened?!
  8738.  
  8739.  
  8740. Wait, I think we were
  8741. on autopilot the whole time.
  8742.  
  8743.  
  8744. - That may have been helping me.
  8745. - And now we're not!
  8746.  
  8747.  
  8748. So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
  8749.  
  8750.  
  8751. All of you, let's get
  8752. behind this fellow! Move it out!
  8753.  
  8754.  
  8755. Move out!
  8756.  
  8757.  
  8758. Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
  8759. you copy me with the wings of the plane!
  8760.  
  8761.  
  8762. Don't have to yell.
  8763.  
  8764.  
  8765. I'm not yelling!
  8766. We're in a lot of trouble.
  8767.  
  8768.  
  8769. It's very hard to concentrate
  8770. with that panicky tone in your voice!
  8771.  
  8772.  
  8773. It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
  8774.  
  8775.  
  8776. I can't do this!
  8777.  
  8778.  
  8779. Vanessa, pull yourself together.
  8780. You have to snap out of it!
  8781.  
  8782.  
  8783. You snap out of it.
  8784.  
  8785.  
  8786. You snap out of it.
  8787.  
  8788.  
  8789. - You snap out of it!
  8790. - You snap out of it!
  8791.  
  8792.  
  8793. - You snap out of it!
  8794. - You snap out of it!
  8795.  
  8796.  
  8797. - You snap out of it!
  8798. - You snap out of it!
  8799.  
  8800.  
  8801. - Hold it!
  8802. - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
  8803.  
  8804.  
  8805. How is the plane flying?
  8806.  
  8807.  
  8808. I don't know.
  8809.  
  8810.  
  8811. Hello?
  8812.  
  8813.  
  8814. Benson, got any flowers
  8815. for a happy occasion in there?
  8816.  
  8817.  
  8818. The Pollen Jocks!
  8819.  
  8820.  
  8821. They do get behind a fellow.
  8822.  
  8823.  
  8824. - Black and yellow.
  8825. - Hello.
  8826.  
  8827.  
  8828. All right, let's drop this tin can
  8829. on the blacktop.
  8830.  
  8831.  
  8832. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
  8833.  
  8834.  
  8835. No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
  8836.  
  8837.  
  8838. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
  8839.  
  8840.  
  8841. - Thinking bee.
  8842. - Thinking bee.
  8843.  
  8844.  
  8845. Thinking bee!
  8846. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  8847.  
  8848.  
  8849. Wait a minute.
  8850. I think I'm feeling something.
  8851.  
  8852.  
  8853. - What?
  8854. - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
  8855.  
  8856.  
  8857. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
  8858.  
  8859.  
  8860. Bring the nose down.
  8861.  
  8862.  
  8863. Thinking bee!
  8864. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  8865.  
  8866.  
  8867. - What in the world is on the tarmac?
  8868. - Get some lights on that!
  8869.  
  8870.  
  8871. Thinking bee!
  8872. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  8873.  
  8874.  
  8875. - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
  8876. - OK.
  8877.  
  8878.  
  8879. Out the engines. We're going in
  8880. on bee power. Ready, boys?
  8881.  
  8882.  
  8883. Affirmative!
  8884.  
  8885.  
  8886. Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
  8887.  
  8888.  
  8889. Land on that flower!
  8890.  
  8891.  
  8892. Ready? Full reverse!
  8893.  
  8894.  
  8895. Spin it around!
  8896.  
  8897.  
  8898. - Not that flower! The other one!
  8899. - Which one?
  8900.  
  8901.  
  8902. - That flower.
  8903. - I'm aiming at the flower!
  8904.  
  8905.  
  8906. That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
  8907. I mean the giant pulsating flower
  8908.  
  8909.  
  8910. made of millions of bees!
  8911.  
  8912.  
  8913. Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
  8914.  
  8915.  
  8916. Rotate around it.
  8917.  
  8918.  
  8919. - This is insane, Barry!
  8920. - This's the only way I know how to fly.
  8921.  
  8922.  
  8923. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
  8924. flying in an insect-like pattern?
  8925.  
  8926.  
  8927. Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
  8928. Smell it. Full reverse!
  8929.  
  8930.  
  8931. Just drop it. Be a part of it.
  8932.  
  8933.  
  8934. Aim for the center!
  8935.  
  8936.  
  8937. Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
  8938.  
  8939.  
  8940. Oome on, already.
  8941.  
  8942.  
  8943. Barry, we did it!
  8944. You taught me how to fly!
  8945.  
  8946.  
  8947. - Yes. No high-five!
  8948. - Right.
  8949.  
  8950.  
  8951. Barry, it worked!
  8952. Did you see the giant flower?
  8953.  
  8954.  
  8955. What giant flower? Where? Of course
  8956. I saw the flower! That was genius!
  8957.  
  8958.  
  8959. - Thank you.
  8960. - But we're not done yet.
  8961.  
  8962.  
  8963. Listen, everyone!
  8964.  
  8965.  
  8966. This runway is covered
  8967. with the last pollen
  8968.  
  8969.  
  8970. from the last flowers
  8971. available anywhere on Earth.
  8972.  
  8973.  
  8974. That means this is our last chance.
  8975.  
  8976.  
  8977. We're the only ones who make honey,
  8978. pollinate flowers and dress like this.
  8979.  
  8980.  
  8981. If we're gonna survive as a species,
  8982. this is our moment! What do you say?
  8983.  
  8984.  
  8985. Are we going to be bees, orjust
  8986. Museum of Natural History keychains?
  8987.  
  8988.  
  8989. We're bees!
  8990.  
  8991.  
  8992. Keychain!
  8993.  
  8994.  
  8995. Then follow me! Except Keychain.
  8996.  
  8997.  
  8998. Hold on, Barry. Here.
  8999.  
  9000.  
  9001. You've earned this.
  9002.  
  9003.  
  9004. Yeah!
  9005.  
  9006.  
  9007. I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
  9008. fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
  9009.  
  9010.  
  9011. Oh, yeah.
  9012.  
  9013.  
  9014. That's our Barry.
  9015.  
  9016.  
  9017. Mom! The bees are back!
  9018.  
  9019.  
  9020. If anybody needs
  9021. to make a call, now's the time.
  9022.  
  9023.  
  9024. I got a feeling we'll be
  9025. working late tonight!
  9026.  
  9027.  
  9028. Here's your change. Have a great
  9029. afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
  9030.  
  9031.  
  9032. Would you like some honey with that?
  9033. It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
  9034.  
  9035.  
  9036. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
  9037. And I don't see a nickel!
  9038.  
  9039.  
  9040. Sometimes I just feel
  9041. like a piece of meat!
  9042.  
  9043.  
  9044. I had no idea.
  9045.  
  9046.  
  9047. Barry, I'm sorry.
  9048. Have you got a moment?
  9049.  
  9050.  
  9051. Would you excuse me?
  9052. My mosquito associate will help you.
  9053.  
  9054.  
  9055. Sorry I'm late.
  9056.  
  9057.  
  9058. He's a lawyer too?
  9059.  
  9060.  
  9061. I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
  9062. All I needed was a briefcase.
  9063.  
  9064.  
  9065. Have a great afternoon!
  9066.  
  9067.  
  9068. Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
  9069. and I can't get them anywhere.
  9070.  
  9071.  
  9072. No problem, Vannie.
  9073. Just leave it to me.
  9074.  
  9075.  
  9076. You're a lifesaver, Barry.
  9077. Oan I help who's next?
  9078.  
  9079.  
  9080. All right, scramble, jocks!
  9081. It's time to fly.
  9082.  
  9083.  
  9084. Thank you, Barry!
  9085.  
  9086.  
  9087. That bee is living my life!
  9088.  
  9089.  
  9090. Let it go, Kenny.
  9091.  
  9092.  
  9093. - When will this nightmare end?!
  9094. - Let it all go.
  9095.  
  9096.  
  9097. - Beautiful day to fly.
  9098. - Sure is.
  9099.  
  9100.  
  9101. Between you and me,
  9102. I was dying to get out of that office.
  9103.  
  9104.  
  9105. You have got
  9106. to start thinking bee, my friend.
  9107.  
  9108.  
  9109. - Thinking bee!
  9110. - Me?
  9111.  
  9112.  
  9113. Hold it. Let's just stop
  9114. for a second. Hold it.
  9115.  
  9116.  
  9117. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
  9118. Oan we stop here?
  9119.  
  9120.  
  9121. I'm not making a major life decision
  9122. during a production number!
  9123.  
  9124.  
  9125. All right. Take ten, everybody.
  9126. Wrap it up, guys.
  9127.  
  9128.  
  9129. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
  9130.  
  9131. According to all known laws
  9132. of aviation,
  9133.  
  9134.  
  9135. there is no way a bee
  9136. should be able to fly.
  9137.  
  9138.  
  9139. Its wings are too small to get
  9140. its fat little body off the ground.
  9141.  
  9142.  
  9143. The bee, of course, flies anyway
  9144.  
  9145.  
  9146. because bees don't care
  9147. what humans think is impossible.
  9148.  
  9149.  
  9150. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  9151. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  9152.  
  9153.  
  9154. Ooh, black and yellow!
  9155. Let's shake it up a little.
  9156.  
  9157.  
  9158. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  9159.  
  9160.  
  9161. Ooming!
  9162.  
  9163.  
  9164. Hang on a second.
  9165.  
  9166.  
  9167. Hello?
  9168.  
  9169.  
  9170. - Barry?
  9171. - Adam?
  9172.  
  9173.  
  9174. - Oan you believe this is happening?
  9175. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
  9176.  
  9177.  
  9178. Looking sharp.
  9179.  
  9180.  
  9181. Use the stairs. Your father
  9182. paid good money for those.
  9183.  
  9184.  
  9185. Sorry. I'm excited.
  9186.  
  9187.  
  9188. Here's the graduate.
  9189. We're very proud of you, son.
  9190.  
  9191.  
  9192. A perfect report card, all B's.
  9193.  
  9194.  
  9195. Very proud.
  9196.  
  9197.  
  9198. Ma! I got a thing going here.
  9199.  
  9200.  
  9201. - You got lint on your fuzz.
  9202. - Ow! That's me!
  9203.  
  9204.  
  9205. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  9206. - Bye!
  9207.  
  9208.  
  9209. Barry, I told you,
  9210. stop flying in the house!
  9211.  
  9212.  
  9213. - Hey, Adam.
  9214. - Hey, Barry.
  9215.  
  9216.  
  9217. - Is that fuzz gel?
  9218. - A little. Special day, graduation.
  9219.  
  9220.  
  9221. Never thought I'd make it.
  9222.  
  9223.  
  9224. Three days grade school,
  9225. three days high school.
  9226.  
  9227.  
  9228. Those were awkward.
  9229.  
  9230.  
  9231. Three days college. I'm glad I took
  9232. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  9233.  
  9234.  
  9235. You did come back different.
  9236.  
  9237.  
  9238. - Hi, Barry.
  9239. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  9240.  
  9241.  
  9242. - Hear about Frankie?
  9243. - Yeah.
  9244.  
  9245.  
  9246. - You going to the funeral?
  9247. - No, I'm not going.
  9248.  
  9249.  
  9250. Everybody knows,
  9251. sting someone, you die.
  9252.  
  9253.  
  9254. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  9255. Such a hothead.
  9256.  
  9257.  
  9258. I guess he could have
  9259. just gotten out of the way.
  9260.  
  9261.  
  9262. I love this incorporating
  9263. an amusement park into our day.
  9264.  
  9265.  
  9266. That's why we don't need vacations.
  9267.  
  9268.  
  9269. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  9270. under the circumstances.
  9271.  
  9272.  
  9273. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
  9274. - We are!
  9275.  
  9276.  
  9277. - Bee-men.
  9278. - Amen!
  9279.  
  9280.  
  9281. Hallelujah!
  9282.  
  9283.  
  9284. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  9285.  
  9286.  
  9287. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  9288.  
  9289.  
  9290. Welcome, New Hive Oity
  9291. graduating class of...
  9292.  
  9293.  
  9294. ...9:15.
  9295.  
  9296.  
  9297. That concludes our ceremonies.
  9298.  
  9299.  
  9300. And begins your career
  9301. at Honex Industries!
  9302.  
  9303.  
  9304. Will we pick ourjob today?
  9305.  
  9306.  
  9307. I heard it's just orientation.
  9308.  
  9309.  
  9310. Heads up! Here we go.
  9311.  
  9312.  
  9313. Keep your hands and antennas
  9314. inside the tram at all times.
  9315.  
  9316.  
  9317. - Wonder what it'll be like?
  9318. - A little scary.
  9319.  
  9320.  
  9321. Welcome to Honex,
  9322. a division of Honesco
  9323.  
  9324.  
  9325. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  9326.  
  9327.  
  9328. This is it!
  9329.  
  9330.  
  9331. Wow.
  9332.  
  9333.  
  9334. Wow.
  9335.  
  9336.  
  9337. We know that you, as a bee,
  9338. have worked your whole life
  9339.  
  9340.  
  9341. to get to the point where you
  9342. can work for your whole life.
  9343.  
  9344.  
  9345. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  9346. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  9347.  
  9348.  
  9349. Our top-secret formula
  9350.  
  9351.  
  9352. is automatically color-corrected,
  9353. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  9354.  
  9355.  
  9356. into this soothing sweet syrup
  9357.  
  9358.  
  9359. with its distinctive
  9360. golden glow you know as...
  9361.  
  9362.  
  9363. Honey!
  9364.  
  9365.  
  9366. - That girl was hot.
  9367. - She's my cousin!
  9368.  
  9369.  
  9370. - She is?
  9371. - Yes, we're all cousins.
  9372.  
  9373.  
  9374. - Right. You're right.
  9375. - At Honex, we constantly strive
  9376.  
  9377.  
  9378. to improve every aspect
  9379. of bee existence.
  9380.  
  9381.  
  9382. These bees are stress-testing
  9383. a new helmet technology.
  9384.  
  9385.  
  9386. - What do you think he makes?
  9387. - Not enough.
  9388.  
  9389.  
  9390. Here we have our latest advancement,
  9391. the Krelman.
  9392.  
  9393.  
  9394. - What does that do?
  9395. - Oatches that little strand of honey
  9396.  
  9397.  
  9398. that hangs after you pour it.
  9399. Saves us millions.
  9400.  
  9401.  
  9402. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  9403.  
  9404.  
  9405. Of course. Most bee jobs are
  9406. small ones. But bees know
  9407.  
  9408.  
  9409. that every small job,
  9410. if it's done well, means a lot.
  9411.  
  9412.  
  9413. But choose carefully
  9414.  
  9415.  
  9416. because you'll stay in the job
  9417. you pick for the rest of your life.
  9418.  
  9419.  
  9420. The same job the rest of your life?
  9421. I didn't know that.
  9422.  
  9423.  
  9424. What's the difference?
  9425.  
  9426.  
  9427. You'll be happy to know that bees,
  9428. as a species, haven't had one day off
  9429.  
  9430.  
  9431. in 27 million years.
  9432.  
  9433.  
  9434. So you'll just work us to death?
  9435.  
  9436.  
  9437. We'll sure try.
  9438.  
  9439.  
  9440. Wow! That blew my mind!
  9441.  
  9442.  
  9443. "What's the difference?"
  9444. How can you say that?
  9445.  
  9446.  
  9447. One job forever?
  9448. That's an insane choice to have to make.
  9449.  
  9450.  
  9451. I'm relieved. Now we only have
  9452. to make one decision in life.
  9453.  
  9454.  
  9455. But, Adam, how could they
  9456. never have told us that?
  9457.  
  9458.  
  9459. Why would you question anything?
  9460. We're bees.
  9461.  
  9462.  
  9463. We're the most perfectly
  9464. functioning society on Earth.
  9465.  
  9466.  
  9467. You ever think maybe things
  9468. work a little too well here?
  9469.  
  9470.  
  9471. Like what? Give me one example.
  9472.  
  9473.  
  9474. I don't know. But you know
  9475. what I'm talking about.
  9476.  
  9477.  
  9478. Please clear the gate.
  9479. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  9480.  
  9481.  
  9482. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  9483.  
  9484.  
  9485. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  9486. - Wow.
  9487.  
  9488.  
  9489. I've never seen them this close.
  9490.  
  9491.  
  9492. They know what it's like
  9493. outside the hive.
  9494.  
  9495.  
  9496. Yeah, but some don't come back.
  9497.  
  9498.  
  9499. - Hey, Jocks!
  9500. - Hi, Jocks!
  9501.  
  9502.  
  9503. You guys did great!
  9504.  
  9505.  
  9506. You're monsters!
  9507. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  9508.  
  9509.  
  9510. - I wonder where they were.
  9511. - I don't know.
  9512.  
  9513.  
  9514. Their day's not planned.
  9515.  
  9516.  
  9517. Outside the hive, flying who knows
  9518. where, doing who knows what.
  9519.  
  9520.  
  9521. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  9522. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  9523.  
  9524.  
  9525. Right.
  9526.  
  9527.  
  9528. Look. That's more pollen
  9529. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  9530.  
  9531.  
  9532. It's just a status symbol.
  9533. Bees make too much of it.
  9534.  
  9535.  
  9536. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  9537. and the ladies see you wearing it.
  9538.  
  9539.  
  9540. Those ladies?
  9541. Aren't they our cousins too?
  9542.  
  9543.  
  9544. Distant. Distant.
  9545.  
  9546.  
  9547. Look at these two.
  9548.  
  9549.  
  9550. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  9551. - Let's have fun with them.
  9552.  
  9553.  
  9554. It must be dangerous
  9555. being a Pollen Jock.
  9556.  
  9557.  
  9558. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  9559. against a mushroom!
  9560.  
  9561.  
  9562. He had a paw on my throat,
  9563. and with the other, he was slapping me!
  9564.  
  9565.  
  9566. - Oh, my!
  9567. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
  9568.  
  9569.  
  9570. What were you doing during this?
  9571.  
  9572.  
  9573. Trying to alert the authorities.
  9574.  
  9575.  
  9576. I can autograph that.
  9577.  
  9578.  
  9579. A little gusty out there today,
  9580. wasn't it, comrades?
  9581.  
  9582.  
  9583. Yeah. Gusty.
  9584.  
  9585.  
  9586. We're hitting a sunflower patch
  9587. six miles from here tomorrow.
  9588.  
  9589.  
  9590. - Six miles, huh?
  9591. - Barry!
  9592.  
  9593.  
  9594. A puddle jump for us,
  9595. but maybe you're not up for it.
  9596.  
  9597.  
  9598. - Maybe I am.
  9599. - You are not!
  9600.  
  9601.  
  9602. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  9603.  
  9604.  
  9605. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  9606. Are you bee enough?
  9607.  
  9608.  
  9609. I might be. It all depends
  9610. on what 0900 means.
  9611.  
  9612.  
  9613. Hey, Honex!
  9614.  
  9615.  
  9616. Dad, you surprised me.
  9617.  
  9618.  
  9619. You decide what you're interested in?
  9620.  
  9621.  
  9622. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
  9623. - But you only get one.
  9624.  
  9625.  
  9626. Do you ever get bored
  9627. doing the same job every day?
  9628.  
  9629.  
  9630. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  9631.  
  9632.  
  9633. You grab that stick, and you just
  9634. move it around, and you stir it around.
  9635.  
  9636.  
  9637. You get yourself into a rhythm.
  9638. It's a beautiful thing.
  9639.  
  9640.  
  9641. You know, Dad,
  9642. the more I think about it,
  9643.  
  9644.  
  9645. maybe the honey field
  9646. just isn't right for me.
  9647.  
  9648.  
  9649. You were thinking of what,
  9650. making balloon animals?
  9651.  
  9652.  
  9653. That's a bad job
  9654. for a guy with a stinger.
  9655.  
  9656.  
  9657. Janet, your son's not sure
  9658. he wants to go into honey!
  9659.  
  9660.  
  9661. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  9662. - I'm not trying to be funny.
  9663.  
  9664.  
  9665. You're not funny! You're going
  9666. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  9667.  
  9668.  
  9669. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
  9670. - No one's listening to me!
  9671.  
  9672.  
  9673. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  9674.  
  9675.  
  9676. I could say anything right now.
  9677. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  9678.  
  9679.  
  9680. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  9681.  
  9682.  
  9683. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  9684. Shave my antennae.
  9685.  
  9686.  
  9687. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  9688. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  9689.  
  9690.  
  9691. I'm so proud.
  9692.  
  9693.  
  9694. - We're starting work today!
  9695. - Today's the day.
  9696.  
  9697.  
  9698. Oome on! All the good jobs
  9699. will be gone.
  9700.  
  9701.  
  9702. Yeah, right.
  9703.  
  9704.  
  9705. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
  9706. stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  9707.  
  9708.  
  9709. - Is it still available?
  9710. - Hang on. Two left!
  9711.  
  9712.  
  9713. One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  9714. Step to the side.
  9715.  
  9716.  
  9717. - What'd you get?
  9718. - Picking crud out. Stellar!
  9719.  
  9720.  
  9721. Wow!
  9722.  
  9723.  
  9724. Oouple of newbies?
  9725.  
  9726.  
  9727. Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  9728.  
  9729.  
  9730. Make your choice.
  9731.  
  9732.  
  9733. - You want to go first?
  9734. - No, you go.
  9735.  
  9736.  
  9737. Oh, my. What's available?
  9738.  
  9739.  
  9740. Restroom attendant's open,
  9741. not for the reason you think.
  9742.  
  9743.  
  9744. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  9745. - Sure, you're on.
  9746.  
  9747.  
  9748. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  9749.  
  9750.  
  9751. Wax monkey's always open.
  9752.  
  9753.  
  9754. The Krelman opened up again.
  9755.  
  9756.  
  9757. What happened?
  9758.  
  9759.  
  9760. A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
  9761. He's dead. Another dead one.
  9762.  
  9763.  
  9764. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  9765.  
  9766.  
  9767. Dead from the neck up.
  9768. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
  9769.  
  9770.  
  9771. Oh, this is so hard!
  9772.  
  9773.  
  9774. Heating, cooling,
  9775. stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
  9776.  
  9777.  
  9778. humming, inspector number seven,
  9779. lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  9780.  
  9781.  
  9782. mite wrangler. Barry, what
  9783. do you think I should... Barry?
  9784.  
  9785.  
  9786. Barry!
  9787.  
  9788.  
  9789. All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  9790. in quadrant nine...
  9791.  
  9792.  
  9793. What happened to you?
  9794. Where are you?
  9795.  
  9796.  
  9797. - I'm going out.
  9798. - Out? Out where?
  9799.  
  9800.  
  9801. - Out there.
  9802. - Oh, no!
  9803.  
  9804.  
  9805. I have to, before I go
  9806. to work for the rest of my life.
  9807.  
  9808.  
  9809. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  9810.  
  9811.  
  9812. Another call coming in.
  9813.  
  9814.  
  9815. If anyone's feeling brave,
  9816. there's a Korean deli on 83rd
  9817.  
  9818.  
  9819. that gets their roses today.
  9820.  
  9821.  
  9822. Hey, guys.
  9823.  
  9824.  
  9825. - Look at that.
  9826. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
  9827.  
  9828.  
  9829. Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  9830.  
  9831.  
  9832. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  9833.  
  9834.  
  9835. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  9836.  
  9837.  
  9838. Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  9839.  
  9840.  
  9841. - Thank you.
  9842. - OK.
  9843.  
  9844.  
  9845. You got a rain advisory today,
  9846.  
  9847.  
  9848. and as you all know,
  9849. bees cannot fly in rain.
  9850.  
  9851.  
  9852. So be careful. As always,
  9853. watch your brooms,
  9854.  
  9855.  
  9856. hockey sticks, dogs,
  9857. birds, bears and bats.
  9858.  
  9859.  
  9860. Also, I got a couple of reports
  9861. of root beer being poured on us.
  9862.  
  9863.  
  9864. Murphy's in a home because of it,
  9865. babbling like a cicada!
  9866.  
  9867.  
  9868. - That's awful.
  9869. - And a reminder for you rookies,
  9870.  
  9871.  
  9872. bee law number one,
  9873. absolutely no talking to humans!
  9874.  
  9875.  
  9876. All right, launch positions!
  9877.  
  9878.  
  9879. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  9880. buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  9881.  
  9882.  
  9883. Black and yellow!
  9884.  
  9885.  
  9886. Hello!
  9887.  
  9888.  
  9889. You ready for this, hot shot?
  9890.  
  9891.  
  9892. Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  9893.  
  9894.  
  9895. Wind, check.
  9896.  
  9897.  
  9898. - Antennae, check.
  9899. - Nectar pack, check.
  9900.  
  9901.  
  9902. - Wings, check.
  9903. - Stinger, check.
  9904.  
  9905.  
  9906. Scared out of my shorts, check.
  9907.  
  9908.  
  9909. OK, ladies,
  9910.  
  9911.  
  9912. let's move it out!
  9913.  
  9914.  
  9915. Pound those petunias,
  9916. you striped stem-suckers!
  9917.  
  9918.  
  9919. All of you, drain those flowers!
  9920.  
  9921.  
  9922. Wow! I'm out!
  9923.  
  9924.  
  9925. I can't believe I'm out!
  9926.  
  9927.  
  9928. So blue.
  9929.  
  9930.  
  9931. I feel so fast and free!
  9932.  
  9933.  
  9934. Box kite!
  9935.  
  9936.  
  9937. Wow!
  9938.  
  9939.  
  9940. Flowers!
  9941.  
  9942.  
  9943. This is Blue Leader.
  9944. We have roses visual.
  9945.  
  9946.  
  9947. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
  9948.  
  9949.  
  9950. Roses!
  9951.  
  9952.  
  9953. 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  9954.  
  9955.  
  9956. Stand to the side, kid.
  9957. It's got a bit of a kick.
  9958.  
  9959.  
  9960. That is one nectar collector!
  9961.  
  9962.  
  9963. - Ever see pollination up close?
  9964. - No, sir.
  9965.  
  9966.  
  9967. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  9968. over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  9969.  
  9970.  
  9971. a pinch on that one.
  9972. See that? It's a little bit of magic.
  9973.  
  9974.  
  9975. That's amazing. Why do we do that?
  9976.  
  9977.  
  9978. That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  9979. flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
  9980.  
  9981.  
  9982. Oool.
  9983.  
  9984.  
  9985. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
  9986. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
  9987.  
  9988.  
  9989. Oopy that visual.
  9990.  
  9991.  
  9992. Wait. One of these flowers
  9993. seems to be on the move.
  9994.  
  9995.  
  9996. Say again? You're reporting
  9997. a moving flower?
  9998.  
  9999.  
  10000. Affirmative.
  10001.  
  10002.  
  10003. That was on the line!
  10004.  
  10005.  
  10006. This is the coolest. What is it?
  10007.  
  10008.  
  10009. I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
  10010.  
  10011.  
  10012. It smells good.
  10013. Not like a flower, but I like it.
  10014.  
  10015.  
  10016. Yeah, fuzzy.
  10017.  
  10018.  
  10019. Ohemical-y.
  10020.  
  10021.  
  10022. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
  10023.  
  10024.  
  10025. My sweet lord of bees!
  10026.  
  10027.  
  10028. Oandy-brain, get off there!
  10029.  
  10030.  
  10031. Problem!
  10032.  
  10033.  
  10034. - Guys!
  10035. - This could be bad.
  10036.  
  10037.  
  10038. Affirmative.
  10039.  
  10040.  
  10041. Very close.
  10042.  
  10043.  
  10044. Gonna hurt.
  10045.  
  10046.  
  10047. Mama's little boy.
  10048.  
  10049.  
  10050. You are way out of position, rookie!
  10051.  
  10052.  
  10053. Ooming in at you like a missile!
  10054.  
  10055.  
  10056. Help me!
  10057.  
  10058.  
  10059. I don't think these are flowers.
  10060.  
  10061.  
  10062. - Should we tell him?
  10063. - I think he knows.
  10064.  
  10065.  
  10066. What is this?!
  10067.  
  10068.  
  10069. Match point!
  10070.  
  10071.  
  10072. You can start packing up, honey,
  10073. because you're about to eat it!
  10074.  
  10075.  
  10076. Yowser!
  10077.  
  10078.  
  10079. Gross.
  10080.  
  10081.  
  10082. There's a bee in the car!
  10083.  
  10084.  
  10085. - Do something!
  10086. - I'm driving!
  10087.  
  10088.  
  10089. - Hi, bee.
  10090. - He's back here!
  10091.  
  10092.  
  10093. He's going to sting me!
  10094.  
  10095.  
  10096. Nobody move. If you don't move,
  10097. he won't sting you. Freeze!
  10098.  
  10099.  
  10100. He blinked!
  10101.  
  10102.  
  10103. Spray him, Granny!
  10104.  
  10105.  
  10106. What are you doing?!
  10107.  
  10108.  
  10109. Wow... the tension level
  10110. out here is unbelievable.
  10111.  
  10112.  
  10113. I gotta get home.
  10114.  
  10115.  
  10116. Oan't fly in rain.
  10117.  
  10118.  
  10119. Oan't fly in rain.
  10120.  
  10121.  
  10122. Oan't fly in rain.
  10123.  
  10124.  
  10125. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  10126.  
  10127.  
  10128. Ken, could you close
  10129. the window please?
  10130.  
  10131.  
  10132. Ken, could you close
  10133. the window please?
  10134.  
  10135.  
  10136. Oheck out my new resume.
  10137. I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  10138.  
  10139.  
  10140. You see? Folds out.
  10141.  
  10142.  
  10143. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  10144.  
  10145.  
  10146. What was that?
  10147.  
  10148.  
  10149. Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  10150. This time! This time! This...
  10151.  
  10152.  
  10153. Drapes!
  10154.  
  10155.  
  10156. That is diabolical.
  10157.  
  10158.  
  10159. It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  10160. skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  10161.  
  10162.  
  10163. What's number one? Star Wars?
  10164.  
  10165.  
  10166. Nah, I don't go for that...
  10167.  
  10168.  
  10169. ...kind of stuff.
  10170.  
  10171.  
  10172. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  10173. They're out of their minds.
  10174.  
  10175.  
  10176. When I leave a job interview, they're
  10177. flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  10178.  
  10179.  
  10180. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  10181.  
  10182.  
  10183. I don't remember the sun
  10184. having a big 75 on it.
  10185.  
  10186.  
  10187. I predicted global warming.
  10188.  
  10189.  
  10190. I could feel it getting hotter.
  10191. At first I thought it was just me.
  10192.  
  10193.  
  10194. Wait! Stop! Bee!
  10195.  
  10196.  
  10197. Stand back. These are winter boots.
  10198.  
  10199.  
  10200. Wait!
  10201.  
  10202.  
  10203. Don't kill him!
  10204.  
  10205.  
  10206. You know I'm allergic to them!
  10207. This thing could kill me!
  10208.  
  10209.  
  10210. Why does his life have
  10211. less value than yours?
  10212.  
  10213.  
  10214. Why does his life have any less value
  10215. than mine? Is that your statement?
  10216.  
  10217.  
  10218. I'm just saying all life has value. You
  10219. don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  10220.  
  10221.  
  10222. My brochure!
  10223.  
  10224.  
  10225. There you go, little guy.
  10226.  
  10227.  
  10228. I'm not scared of him.
  10229. It's an allergic thing.
  10230.  
  10231.  
  10232. Put that on your resume brochure.
  10233.  
  10234.  
  10235. My whole face could puff up.
  10236.  
  10237.  
  10238. Make it one of your special skills.
  10239.  
  10240.  
  10241. Knocking someone out
  10242. is also a special skill.
  10243.  
  10244.  
  10245. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  10246.  
  10247.  
  10248. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  10249. - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  10250.  
  10251.  
  10252. - You could put carob chips on there.
  10253. - Bye.
  10254.  
  10255.  
  10256. - Supposed to be less calories.
  10257. - Bye.
  10258.  
  10259.  
  10260. I gotta say something.
  10261.  
  10262.  
  10263. She saved my life.
  10264. I gotta say something.
  10265.  
  10266.  
  10267. All right, here it goes.
  10268.  
  10269.  
  10270. Nah.
  10271.  
  10272.  
  10273. What would I say?
  10274.  
  10275.  
  10276. I could really get in trouble.
  10277.  
  10278.  
  10279. It's a bee law.
  10280. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  10281.  
  10282.  
  10283. I can't believe I'm doing this.
  10284.  
  10285.  
  10286. I've got to.
  10287.  
  10288.  
  10289. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  10290.  
  10291.  
  10292. No. Yes. No.
  10293.  
  10294.  
  10295. Do it. I can't.
  10296.  
  10297.  
  10298. How should I start it?
  10299. "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  10300.  
  10301.  
  10302. Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  10303.  
  10304.  
  10305. Hi!
  10306.  
  10307.  
  10308. I'm sorry.
  10309.  
  10310.  
  10311. - You're talking.
  10312. - Yes, I know.
  10313.  
  10314.  
  10315. You're talking!
  10316.  
  10317.  
  10318. I'm so sorry.
  10319.  
  10320.  
  10321. No, it's OK. It's fine.
  10322. I know I'm dreaming.
  10323.  
  10324.  
  10325. But I don't recall going to bed.
  10326.  
  10327.  
  10328. Well, I'm sure this
  10329. is very disconcerting.
  10330.  
  10331.  
  10332. This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  10333. I mean, you're a bee!
  10334.  
  10335.  
  10336. I am. And I'm not supposed
  10337. to be doing this,
  10338.  
  10339.  
  10340. but they were all trying to kill me.
  10341.  
  10342.  
  10343. And if it wasn't for you...
  10344.  
  10345.  
  10346. I had to thank you.
  10347. It's just how I was raised.
  10348.  
  10349.  
  10350. That was a little weird.
  10351.  
  10352.  
  10353. - I'm talking with a bee.
  10354. - Yeah.
  10355.  
  10356.  
  10357. I'm talking to a bee.
  10358. And the bee is talking to me!
  10359.  
  10360.  
  10361. I just want to say I'm grateful.
  10362. I'll leave now.
  10363.  
  10364.  
  10365. - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  10366. - What?
  10367.  
  10368.  
  10369. The talking thing.
  10370.  
  10371.  
  10372. Same way you did, I guess.
  10373. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  10374.  
  10375.  
  10376. - That's very funny.
  10377. - Yeah.
  10378.  
  10379.  
  10380. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  10381. we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  10382.  
  10383.  
  10384. Anyway...
  10385.  
  10386.  
  10387. Oan I...
  10388.  
  10389.  
  10390. ...get you something?
  10391. - Like what?
  10392.  
  10393.  
  10394. I don't know. I mean...
  10395. I don't know. Ooffee?
  10396.  
  10397.  
  10398. I don't want to put you out.
  10399.  
  10400.  
  10401. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  10402.  
  10403.  
  10404. - It's just coffee.
  10405. - I hate to impose.
  10406.  
  10407.  
  10408. - Don't be ridiculous!
  10409. - Actually, I would love a cup.
  10410.  
  10411.  
  10412. Hey, you want rum cake?
  10413.  
  10414.  
  10415. - I shouldn't.
  10416. - Have some.
  10417.  
  10418.  
  10419. - No, I can't.
  10420. - Oome on!
  10421.  
  10422.  
  10423. I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  10424.  
  10425.  
  10426. - Where?
  10427. - These stripes don't help.
  10428.  
  10429.  
  10430. You look great!
  10431.  
  10432.  
  10433. I don't know if you know
  10434. anything about fashion.
  10435.  
  10436.  
  10437. Are you all right?
  10438.  
  10439.  
  10440. No.
  10441.  
  10442.  
  10443. He's making the tie in the cab
  10444. as they're flying up Madison.
  10445.  
  10446.  
  10447. He finally gets there.
  10448.  
  10449.  
  10450. He runs up the steps into the church.
  10451. The wedding is on.
  10452.  
  10453.  
  10454. And he says, "Watermelon?
  10455. I thought you said Guatemalan.
  10456.  
  10457.  
  10458. Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  10459.  
  10460.  
  10461. Is that a bee joke?
  10462.  
  10463.  
  10464. That's the kind of stuff we do.
  10465.  
  10466.  
  10467. Yeah, different.
  10468.  
  10469.  
  10470. So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  10471.  
  10472.  
  10473. About work? I don't know.
  10474.  
  10475.  
  10476. I want to do my part for the hive,
  10477. but I can't do it the way they want.
  10478.  
  10479.  
  10480. I know how you feel.
  10481.  
  10482.  
  10483. - You do?
  10484. - Sure.
  10485.  
  10486.  
  10487. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  10488. a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  10489.  
  10490.  
  10491. - Really?
  10492. - My only interest is flowers.
  10493.  
  10494.  
  10495. Our new queen was just elected
  10496. with that same campaign slogan.
  10497.  
  10498.  
  10499. Anyway, if you look...
  10500.  
  10501.  
  10502. There's my hive right there. See it?
  10503.  
  10504.  
  10505. You're in Sheep Meadow!
  10506.  
  10507.  
  10508. Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  10509.  
  10510.  
  10511. No way! I know that area.
  10512. I lost a toe ring there once.
  10513.  
  10514.  
  10515. - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  10516. - Why not?
  10517.  
  10518.  
  10519. - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  10520. - Maybe I'll try that.
  10521.  
  10522.  
  10523. - You all right, ma'am?
  10524. - Oh, yeah. Fine.
  10525.  
  10526.  
  10527. Just having two cups of coffee!
  10528.  
  10529.  
  10530. Anyway, this has been great.
  10531. Thanks for the coffee.
  10532.  
  10533.  
  10534. Yeah, it's no trouble.
  10535.  
  10536.  
  10537. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  10538. I'd be up the rest of my life.
  10539.  
  10540.  
  10541. Are you...?
  10542.  
  10543.  
  10544. Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  10545.  
  10546.  
  10547. Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  10548.  
  10549.  
  10550. - Thanks!
  10551. - Yeah.
  10552.  
  10553.  
  10554. All right. Well, then...
  10555. I guess I'll see you around.
  10556.  
  10557.  
  10558. Or not.
  10559.  
  10560.  
  10561. OK, Barry.
  10562.  
  10563.  
  10564. And thank you
  10565. so much again... for before.
  10566.  
  10567.  
  10568. Oh, that? That was nothing.
  10569.  
  10570.  
  10571. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  10572.  
  10573.  
  10574. This can't possibly work.
  10575.  
  10576.  
  10577. He's all set to go.
  10578. We may as well try it.
  10579.  
  10580.  
  10581. OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  10582.  
  10583.  
  10584. - Sounds amazing.
  10585. - It was amazing!
  10586.  
  10587.  
  10588. It was the scariest,
  10589. happiest moment of my life.
  10590.  
  10591.  
  10592. Humans! I can't believe
  10593. you were with humans!
  10594.  
  10595.  
  10596. Giant, scary humans!
  10597. What were they like?
  10598.  
  10599.  
  10600. Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  10601.  
  10602.  
  10603. They eat crazy giant things.
  10604. They drive crazy.
  10605.  
  10606.  
  10607. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  10608. - Some of them. But some of them don't.
  10609.  
  10610.  
  10611. - How'd you get back?
  10612. - Poodle.
  10613.  
  10614.  
  10615. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  10616. whatever you wanted to see.
  10617.  
  10618.  
  10619. You had your "experience." Now you
  10620. can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  10621.  
  10622.  
  10623. - Well...
  10624. - Well?
  10625.  
  10626.  
  10627. Well, I met someone.
  10628.  
  10629.  
  10630. You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  10631.  
  10632.  
  10633. - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  10634. - No, no, no, not a wasp.
  10635.  
  10636.  
  10637. - Spider?
  10638. - I'm not attracted to spiders.
  10639.  
  10640.  
  10641. I know it's the hottest thing,
  10642. with the eight legs and all.
  10643.  
  10644.  
  10645. I can't get by that face.
  10646.  
  10647.  
  10648. So who is she?
  10649.  
  10650.  
  10651. She's... human.
  10652.  
  10653.  
  10654. No, no. That's a bee law.
  10655. You wouldn't break a bee law.
  10656.  
  10657.  
  10658. - Her name's Vanessa.
  10659. - Oh, boy.
  10660.  
  10661.  
  10662. She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  10663.  
  10664.  
  10665. Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  10666.  
  10667.  
  10668. We're not dating.
  10669.  
  10670.  
  10671. You're flying outside the hive, talking
  10672. to humans that attack our homes
  10673.  
  10674.  
  10675. with power washers and M-80s!
  10676. One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  10677.  
  10678.  
  10679. She saved my life!
  10680. And she understands me.
  10681.  
  10682.  
  10683. This is over!
  10684.  
  10685.  
  10686. Eat this.
  10687.  
  10688.  
  10689. This is not over! What was that?
  10690.  
  10691.  
  10692. - They call it a crumb.
  10693. - It was so stingin' stripey!
  10694.  
  10695.  
  10696. And that's not what they eat.
  10697. That's what falls off what they eat!
  10698.  
  10699.  
  10700. - You know what a Oinnabon is?
  10701. - No.
  10702.  
  10703.  
  10704. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  10705. They heat it up...
  10706.  
  10707.  
  10708. Sit down!
  10709.  
  10710.  
  10711. ...really hot!
  10712. - Listen to me!
  10713.  
  10714.  
  10715. We are not them! We're us.
  10716. There's us and there's them!
  10717.  
  10718.  
  10719. Yes, but who can deny
  10720. the heart that is yearning?
  10721.  
  10722.  
  10723. There's no yearning.
  10724. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  10725.  
  10726.  
  10727. You have got to start thinking bee,
  10728. my friend. Thinking bee!
  10729.  
  10730.  
  10731. - Thinking bee.
  10732. - Thinking bee.
  10733.  
  10734.  
  10735. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  10736. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  10737.  
  10738.  
  10739. There he is. He's in the pool.
  10740.  
  10741.  
  10742. You know what your problem is, Barry?
  10743.  
  10744.  
  10745. I gotta start thinking bee?
  10746.  
  10747.  
  10748. How much longer will this go on?
  10749.  
  10750.  
  10751. It's been three days!
  10752. Why aren't you working?
  10753.  
  10754.  
  10755. I've got a lot of big life decisions
  10756. to think about.
  10757.  
  10758.  
  10759. What life? You have no life!
  10760. You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  10761.  
  10762.  
  10763. Would it kill you
  10764. to make a little honey?
  10765.  
  10766.  
  10767. Barry, come out.
  10768. Your father's talking to you.
  10769.  
  10770.  
  10771. Martin, would you talk to him?
  10772.  
  10773.  
  10774. Barry, I'm talking to you!
  10775.  
  10776.  
  10777. You coming?
  10778.  
  10779.  
  10780. Got everything?
  10781.  
  10782.  
  10783. All set!
  10784.  
  10785.  
  10786. Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  10787.  
  10788.  
  10789. Don't be too long.
  10790.  
  10791.  
  10792. Watch this!
  10793.  
  10794.  
  10795. Vanessa!
  10796.  
  10797.  
  10798. - We're still here.
  10799. - I told you not to yell at him.
  10800.  
  10801.  
  10802. He doesn't respond to yelling!
  10803.  
  10804.  
  10805. - Then why yell at me?
  10806. - Because you don't listen!
  10807.  
  10808.  
  10809. I'm not listening to this.
  10810.  
  10811.  
  10812. Sorry, I've gotta go.
  10813.  
  10814.  
  10815. - Where are you going?
  10816. - I'm meeting a friend.
  10817.  
  10818.  
  10819. A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  10820.  
  10821.  
  10822. Bye.
  10823.  
  10824.  
  10825. I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  10826.  
  10827.  
  10828. They have a huge parade
  10829. of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  10830.  
  10831.  
  10832. To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  10833. that's every florist's dream!
  10834.  
  10835.  
  10836. Up on a float, surrounded
  10837. by flowers, crowds cheering.
  10838.  
  10839.  
  10840. A tournament. Do the roses
  10841. compete in athletic events?
  10842.  
  10843.  
  10844. No. All right, I've got one.
  10845. How come you don't fly everywhere?
  10846.  
  10847.  
  10848. It's exhausting. Why don't you
  10849. run everywhere? It's faster.
  10850.  
  10851.  
  10852. Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  10853. All right, your turn.
  10854.  
  10855.  
  10856. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  10857. That's insane!
  10858.  
  10859.  
  10860. You don't have that?
  10861.  
  10862.  
  10863. We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  10864. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  10865.  
  10866.  
  10867. Oh, my.
  10868.  
  10869.  
  10870. Dumb bees!
  10871.  
  10872.  
  10873. You must want to sting all those jerks.
  10874.  
  10875.  
  10876. We try not to sting.
  10877. It's usually fatal for us.
  10878.  
  10879.  
  10880. So you have to watch your temper.
  10881.  
  10882.  
  10883. Very carefully.
  10884. You kick a wall, take a walk,
  10885.  
  10886.  
  10887. write an angry letter and throw it out.
  10888. Work through it like any emotion:
  10889.  
  10890.  
  10891. Anger, jealousy, lust.
  10892.  
  10893.  
  10894. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  10895.  
  10896.  
  10897. Yeah.
  10898.  
  10899.  
  10900. - What is wrong with you?!
  10901. - It's a bug.
  10902.  
  10903.  
  10904. He's not bothering anybody.
  10905. Get out of here, you creep!
  10906.  
  10907.  
  10908. What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  10909.  
  10910.  
  10911. Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  10912.  
  10913.  
  10914. It felt like about 10 pages.
  10915. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  10916.  
  10917.  
  10918. You've really got that
  10919. down to a science.
  10920.  
  10921.  
  10922. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  10923. - I'll bet.
  10924.  
  10925.  
  10926. What in the name
  10927. of Mighty Hercules is this?
  10928.  
  10929.  
  10930. How did this get here?
  10931. Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  10932.  
  10933.  
  10934. Ray Liotta Private Select?
  10935.  
  10936.  
  10937. - Is he that actor?
  10938. - I never heard of him.
  10939.  
  10940.  
  10941. - Why is this here?
  10942. - For people. We eat it.
  10943.  
  10944.  
  10945. You don't have
  10946. enough food of your own?
  10947.  
  10948.  
  10949. - Well, yes.
  10950. - How do you get it?
  10951.  
  10952.  
  10953. - Bees make it.
  10954. - I know who makes it!
  10955.  
  10956.  
  10957. And it's hard to make it!
  10958.  
  10959.  
  10960. There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  10961. You need a whole Krelman thing!
  10962.  
  10963.  
  10964. - It's organic.
  10965. - It's our-ganic!
  10966.  
  10967.  
  10968. It's just honey, Barry.
  10969.  
  10970.  
  10971. Just what?!
  10972.  
  10973.  
  10974. Bees don't know about this!
  10975. This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  10976.  
  10977.  
  10978. You've taken our homes, schools,
  10979. hospitals! This is all we have!
  10980.  
  10981.  
  10982. And it's on sale?!
  10983. I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  10984.  
  10985.  
  10986. I'm getting to the bottom
  10987. of all of this!
  10988.  
  10989.  
  10990. Hey, Hector.
  10991.  
  10992.  
  10993. - You almost done?
  10994. - Almost.
  10995.  
  10996.  
  10997. He is here. I sense it.
  10998.  
  10999.  
  11000. Well, I guess I'll go home now
  11001.  
  11002.  
  11003. and just leave this nice honey out,
  11004. with no one around.
  11005.  
  11006.  
  11007. You're busted, box boy!
  11008.  
  11009.  
  11010. I knew I heard something.
  11011. So you can talk!
  11012.  
  11013.  
  11014. I can talk.
  11015. And now you'll start talking!
  11016.  
  11017.  
  11018. Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  11019. Who's your supplier?
  11020.  
  11021.  
  11022. I don't understand.
  11023. I thought we were friends.
  11024.  
  11025.  
  11026. The last thing we want
  11027. to do is upset bees!
  11028.  
  11029.  
  11030. You're too late! It's ours now!
  11031.  
  11032.  
  11033. You, sir, have crossed
  11034. the wrong sword!
  11035.  
  11036.  
  11037. You, sir, will be lunch
  11038. for my iguana, Ignacio!
  11039.  
  11040.  
  11041. Where is the honey coming from?
  11042.  
  11043.  
  11044. Tell me where!
  11045.  
  11046.  
  11047. Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  11048.  
  11049.  
  11050. Orazy person!
  11051.  
  11052.  
  11053. What horrible thing has happened here?
  11054.  
  11055.  
  11056. These faces, they never knew
  11057. what hit them. And now
  11058.  
  11059.  
  11060. they're on the road to nowhere!
  11061.  
  11062.  
  11063. Just keep still.
  11064.  
  11065.  
  11066. What? You're not dead?
  11067.  
  11068.  
  11069. Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  11070. that moves. Where you headed?
  11071.  
  11072.  
  11073. To Honey Farms.
  11074. I am onto something huge here.
  11075.  
  11076.  
  11077. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  11078. crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  11079.  
  11080.  
  11081. I'm going to Tacoma.
  11082.  
  11083.  
  11084. - And you?
  11085. - He really is dead.
  11086.  
  11087.  
  11088. All right.
  11089.  
  11090.  
  11091. Uh-oh!
  11092.  
  11093.  
  11094. - What is that?!
  11095. - Oh, no!
  11096.  
  11097.  
  11098. - A wiper! Triple blade!
  11099. - Triple blade?
  11100.  
  11101.  
  11102. Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  11103.  
  11104.  
  11105. Why does everything have
  11106. to be so doggone clean?!
  11107.  
  11108.  
  11109. How much do you people need to see?!
  11110.  
  11111.  
  11112. Open your eyes!
  11113. Stick your head out the window!
  11114.  
  11115.  
  11116. From NPR News in Washington,
  11117. I'm Oarl Kasell.
  11118.  
  11119.  
  11120. But don't kill no more bugs!
  11121.  
  11122.  
  11123. - Bee!
  11124. - Moose blood guy!!
  11125.  
  11126.  
  11127. - You hear something?
  11128. - Like what?
  11129.  
  11130.  
  11131. Like tiny screaming.
  11132.  
  11133.  
  11134. Turn off the radio.
  11135.  
  11136.  
  11137. Whassup, bee boy?
  11138.  
  11139.  
  11140. Hey, Blood.
  11141.  
  11142.  
  11143. Just a row of honey jars,
  11144. as far as the eye could see.
  11145.  
  11146.  
  11147. Wow!
  11148.  
  11149.  
  11150. I assume wherever this truck goes
  11151. is where they're getting it.
  11152.  
  11153.  
  11154. I mean, that honey's ours.
  11155.  
  11156.  
  11157. - Bees hang tight.
  11158. - We're all jammed in.
  11159.  
  11160.  
  11161. It's a close community.
  11162.  
  11163.  
  11164. Not us, man. We on our own.
  11165. Every mosquito on his own.
  11166.  
  11167.  
  11168. - What if you get in trouble?
  11169. - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  11170.  
  11171.  
  11172. Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  11173. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  11174.  
  11175.  
  11176. At least you're out in the world.
  11177. You must meet girls.
  11178.  
  11179.  
  11180. Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  11181. get with a moth, dragonfly.
  11182.  
  11183.  
  11184. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  11185.  
  11186.  
  11187. You got to be kidding me!
  11188.  
  11189.  
  11190. Mooseblood's about to leave
  11191. the building! So long, bee!
  11192.  
  11193.  
  11194. - Hey, guys!
  11195. - Mooseblood!
  11196.  
  11197.  
  11198. I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  11199. Did you bring your crazy straw?
  11200.  
  11201.  
  11202. We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  11203. and it's pretty much pure profit.
  11204.  
  11205.  
  11206. What is this place?
  11207.  
  11208.  
  11209. A bee's got a brain
  11210. the size of a pinhead.
  11211.  
  11212.  
  11213. They are pinheads!
  11214.  
  11215.  
  11216. Pinhead.
  11217.  
  11218.  
  11219. - Oheck out the new smoker.
  11220. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  11221.  
  11222.  
  11223. The Thomas 3000!
  11224.  
  11225.  
  11226. Smoker?
  11227.  
  11228.  
  11229. Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  11230. Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  11231.  
  11232.  
  11233. A couple breaths of this
  11234. knocks them right out.
  11235.  
  11236.  
  11237. They make the honey,
  11238. and we make the money.
  11239.  
  11240.  
  11241. "They make the honey,
  11242. and we make the money"?
  11243.  
  11244.  
  11245. Oh, my!
  11246.  
  11247.  
  11248. What's going on? Are you OK?
  11249.  
  11250.  
  11251. Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  11252.  
  11253.  
  11254. Do you know you're
  11255. in a fake hive with fake walls?
  11256.  
  11257.  
  11258. Our queen was moved here.
  11259. We had no choice.
  11260.  
  11261.  
  11262. This is your queen?
  11263. That's a man in women's clothes!
  11264.  
  11265.  
  11266. That's a drag queen!
  11267.  
  11268.  
  11269. What is this?
  11270.  
  11271.  
  11272. Oh, no!
  11273.  
  11274.  
  11275. There's hundreds of them!
  11276.  
  11277.  
  11278. Bee honey.
  11279.  
  11280.  
  11281. Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  11282. on a massive scale!
  11283.  
  11284.  
  11285. This is worse than anything bears
  11286. have done! I intend to do something.
  11287.  
  11288.  
  11289. Oh, Barry, stop.
  11290.  
  11291.  
  11292. Who told you humans are taking
  11293. our honey? That's a rumor.
  11294.  
  11295.  
  11296. Do these look like rumors?
  11297.  
  11298.  
  11299. That's a conspiracy theory.
  11300. These are obviously doctored photos.
  11301.  
  11302.  
  11303. How did you get mixed up in this?
  11304.  
  11305.  
  11306. He's been talking to humans.
  11307.  
  11308.  
  11309. - What?
  11310. - Talking to humans?!
  11311.  
  11312.  
  11313. He has a human girlfriend.
  11314. And they make out!
  11315.  
  11316.  
  11317. Make out? Barry!
  11318.  
  11319.  
  11320. We do not.
  11321.  
  11322.  
  11323. - You wish you could.
  11324. - Whose side are you on?
  11325.  
  11326.  
  11327. The bees!
  11328.  
  11329.  
  11330. I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  11331. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  11332.  
  11333.  
  11334. Barry, this is what you want
  11335. to do with your life?
  11336.  
  11337.  
  11338. I want to do it for all our lives.
  11339. Nobody works harder than bees!
  11340.  
  11341.  
  11342. Dad, I remember you
  11343. coming home so overworked
  11344.  
  11345.  
  11346. your hands were still stirring.
  11347. You couldn't stop.
  11348.  
  11349.  
  11350. I remember that.
  11351.  
  11352.  
  11353. What right do they have to our honey?
  11354.  
  11355.  
  11356. We live on two cups a year. They put it
  11357. in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  11358.  
  11359.  
  11360. Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  11361.  
  11362.  
  11363. Sting them where it really hurts.
  11364.  
  11365.  
  11366. In the face! The eye!
  11367.  
  11368.  
  11369. - That would hurt.
  11370. - No.
  11371.  
  11372.  
  11373. Up the nose? That's a killer.
  11374.  
  11375.  
  11376. There's only one place you can sting
  11377. the humans, one place where it matters.
  11378.  
  11379.  
  11380. Hive at Five, the hive's only
  11381. full-hour action news source.
  11382.  
  11383.  
  11384. No more bee beards!
  11385.  
  11386.  
  11387. With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  11388.  
  11389.  
  11390. Weather with Storm Stinger.
  11391.  
  11392.  
  11393. Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  11394.  
  11395.  
  11396. And Jeanette Ohung.
  11397.  
  11398.  
  11399. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  11400. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  11401.  
  11402.  
  11403. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  11404.  
  11405.  
  11406. intends to sue the human race
  11407. for stealing our honey,
  11408.  
  11409.  
  11410. packaging it and profiting
  11411. from it illegally!
  11412.  
  11413.  
  11414. Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  11415.  
  11416.  
  11417. we'll have three former queens here in
  11418. our studio, discussing their new book,
  11419.  
  11420.  
  11421. Olassy Ladies,
  11422. out this week on Hexagon.
  11423.  
  11424.  
  11425. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  11426.  
  11427.  
  11428. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  11429. from the hive. I can't do this"?
  11430.  
  11431.  
  11432. Bees have never been afraid
  11433. to change the world.
  11434.  
  11435.  
  11436. What about Bee Oolumbus?
  11437. Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  11438.  
  11439.  
  11440. Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  11441.  
  11442.  
  11443. We were thinking
  11444. of stickball or candy stores.
  11445.  
  11446.  
  11447. How old are you?
  11448.  
  11449.  
  11450. The bee community
  11451. is supporting you in this case,
  11452.  
  11453.  
  11454. which will be the trial
  11455. of the bee century.
  11456.  
  11457.  
  11458. You know, they have a Larry King
  11459. in the human world too.
  11460.  
  11461.  
  11462. It's a common name. Next week...
  11463.  
  11464.  
  11465. He looks like you and has a show
  11466. and suspenders and colored dots...
  11467.  
  11468.  
  11469. Next week...
  11470.  
  11471.  
  11472. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  11473. guest even though you just heard 'em.
  11474.  
  11475.  
  11476. Bear Week next week!
  11477. They're scary, hairy and here live.
  11478.  
  11479.  
  11480. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  11481. squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  11482.  
  11483.  
  11484. In tennis, you attack
  11485. at the point of weakness!
  11486.  
  11487.  
  11488. It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  11489.  
  11490.  
  11491. Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  11492. I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  11493.  
  11494.  
  11495. Quiet, please.
  11496. Actual work going on here.
  11497.  
  11498.  
  11499. - Is that that same bee?
  11500. - Yes, it is!
  11501.  
  11502.  
  11503. I'm helping him sue the human race.
  11504.  
  11505.  
  11506. - Hello.
  11507. - Hello, bee.
  11508.  
  11509.  
  11510. This is Ken.
  11511.  
  11512.  
  11513. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  11514. ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  11515.  
  11516.  
  11517. Why does he talk again?
  11518.  
  11519.  
  11520. Listen, you better go
  11521. 'cause we're really busy working.
  11522.  
  11523.  
  11524. But it's our yogurt night!
  11525.  
  11526.  
  11527. Bye-bye.
  11528.  
  11529.  
  11530. Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  11531.  
  11532.  
  11533. You poor thing.
  11534. You two have been at this for hours!
  11535.  
  11536.  
  11537. Yes, and Adam here
  11538. has been a huge help.
  11539.  
  11540.  
  11541. - Frosting...
  11542. - How many sugars?
  11543.  
  11544.  
  11545. Just one. I try not
  11546. to use the competition.
  11547.  
  11548.  
  11549. So why are you helping me?
  11550.  
  11551.  
  11552. Bees have good qualities.
  11553.  
  11554.  
  11555. And it takes my mind off the shop.
  11556.  
  11557.  
  11558. Instead of flowers, people
  11559. are giving balloon bouquets now.
  11560.  
  11561.  
  11562. Those are great, if you're three.
  11563.  
  11564.  
  11565. And artificial flowers.
  11566.  
  11567.  
  11568. - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  11569. - Yeah, me too.
  11570.  
  11571.  
  11572. Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  11573.  
  11574.  
  11575. Bees must hate those fake things!
  11576.  
  11577.  
  11578. Nothing worse
  11579. than a daffodil that's had work done.
  11580.  
  11581.  
  11582. Maybe this could make up
  11583. for it a little bit.
  11584.  
  11585.  
  11586. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  11587. - I guess.
  11588.  
  11589.  
  11590. You sure you want to go through with it?
  11591.  
  11592.  
  11593. Am I sure? When I'm done with
  11594. the humans, they won't be able
  11595.  
  11596.  
  11597. to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  11598. without paying a royalty!
  11599.  
  11600.  
  11601. It's an incredible scene
  11602. here in downtown Manhattan,
  11603.  
  11604.  
  11605. where the world anxiously waits,
  11606. because for the first time in history,
  11607.  
  11608.  
  11609. we will hear for ourselves
  11610. if a honeybee can actually speak.
  11611.  
  11612.  
  11613. What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  11614.  
  11615.  
  11616. It's pretty big, isn't it?
  11617.  
  11618.  
  11619. I can't believe how many humans
  11620. don't work during the day.
  11621.  
  11622.  
  11623. You think billion-dollar multinational
  11624. food companies have good lawyers?
  11625.  
  11626.  
  11627. Everybody needs to stay
  11628. behind the barricade.
  11629.  
  11630.  
  11631. - What's the matter?
  11632. - I don't know, I just got a chill.
  11633.  
  11634.  
  11635. Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  11636.  
  11637.  
  11638. You boys work on this?
  11639.  
  11640.  
  11641. All rise! The Honorable
  11642. Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  11643.  
  11644.  
  11645. All right. Oase number 4475,
  11646.  
  11647.  
  11648. Superior Oourt of New York,
  11649. Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  11650.  
  11651.  
  11652. is now in session.
  11653.  
  11654.  
  11655. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  11656. the five food companies collectively?
  11657.  
  11658.  
  11659. A privilege.
  11660.  
  11661.  
  11662. Mr. Benson... you're representing
  11663. all the bees of the world?
  11664.  
  11665.  
  11666. I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  11667. we're ready to proceed.
  11668.  
  11669.  
  11670. Mr. Montgomery,
  11671. your opening statement, please.
  11672.  
  11673.  
  11674. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  11675.  
  11676.  
  11677. my grandmother was a simple woman.
  11678.  
  11679.  
  11680. Born on a farm, she believed
  11681. it was man's divine right
  11682.  
  11683.  
  11684. to benefit from the bounty
  11685. of nature God put before us.
  11686.  
  11687.  
  11688. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  11689. Mr. Benson imagines,
  11690.  
  11691.  
  11692. just think of what would it mean.
  11693.  
  11694.  
  11695. I would have to negotiate
  11696. with the silkworm
  11697.  
  11698.  
  11699. for the elastic in my britches!
  11700.  
  11701.  
  11702. Talking bee!
  11703.  
  11704.  
  11705. How do we know this isn't some sort of
  11706.  
  11707.  
  11708. holographic motion-picture-capture
  11709. Hollywood wizardry?
  11710.  
  11711.  
  11712. They could be using laser beams!
  11713.  
  11714.  
  11715. Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  11716. Oloning! For all we know,
  11717.  
  11718.  
  11719. he could be on steroids!
  11720.  
  11721.  
  11722. Mr. Benson?
  11723.  
  11724.  
  11725. Ladies and gentlemen,
  11726. there's no trickery here.
  11727.  
  11728.  
  11729. I'm just an ordinary bee.
  11730. Honey's pretty important to me.
  11731.  
  11732.  
  11733. It's important to all bees.
  11734. We invented it!
  11735.  
  11736.  
  11737. We make it. And we protect it
  11738. with our lives.
  11739.  
  11740.  
  11741. Unfortunately, there are
  11742. some people in this room
  11743.  
  11744.  
  11745. who think they can take it from us
  11746.  
  11747.  
  11748. 'cause we're the little guys!
  11749. I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  11750.  
  11751.  
  11752. you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  11753. you not only take everything we have
  11754.  
  11755.  
  11756. but everything we are!
  11757.  
  11758.  
  11759. I wish he'd dress like that
  11760. all the time. So nice!
  11761.  
  11762.  
  11763. Oall your first witness.
  11764.  
  11765.  
  11766. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  11767. of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  11768.  
  11769.  
  11770. I suppose so.
  11771.  
  11772.  
  11773. I see you also own
  11774. Honeyburton and Honron!
  11775.  
  11776.  
  11777. Yes, they provide beekeepers
  11778. for our farms.
  11779.  
  11780.  
  11781. Beekeeper. I find that
  11782. to be a very disturbing term.
  11783.  
  11784.  
  11785. I don't imagine you employ
  11786. any bee-free-ers, do you?
  11787.  
  11788.  
  11789. - No.
  11790. - I couldn't hear you.
  11791.  
  11792.  
  11793. - No.
  11794. - No.
  11795.  
  11796.  
  11797. Because you don't free bees.
  11798. You keep bees. Not only that,
  11799.  
  11800.  
  11801. it seems you thought a bear would be
  11802. an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  11803.  
  11804.  
  11805. They're very lovable creatures.
  11806.  
  11807.  
  11808. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  11809.  
  11810.  
  11811. You mean like this?
  11812.  
  11813.  
  11814. Bears kill bees!
  11815.  
  11816.  
  11817. How'd you like his head crashing
  11818. through your living room?!
  11819.  
  11820.  
  11821. Biting into your couch!
  11822. Spitting out your throw pillows!
  11823.  
  11824.  
  11825. OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  11826.  
  11827.  
  11828. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  11829. Your name intrigues me.
  11830.  
  11831.  
  11832. - Where have I heard it before?
  11833. - I was with a band called The Police.
  11834.  
  11835.  
  11836. But you've never been
  11837. a police officer, have you?
  11838.  
  11839.  
  11840. No, I haven't.
  11841.  
  11842.  
  11843. No, you haven't. And so here
  11844. we have yet another example
  11845.  
  11846.  
  11847. of bee culture casually
  11848. stolen by a human
  11849.  
  11850.  
  11851. for nothing more than
  11852. a prance-about stage name.
  11853.  
  11854.  
  11855. Oh, please.
  11856.  
  11857.  
  11858. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  11859.  
  11860.  
  11861. Because I'm feeling
  11862. a little stung, Sting.
  11863.  
  11864.  
  11865. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  11866.  
  11867.  
  11868. That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  11869.  
  11870.  
  11871. Mr. Liotta, first,
  11872. belated congratulations on
  11873.  
  11874.  
  11875. your Emmy win for a guest spot
  11876. on ER in 2005.
  11877.  
  11878.  
  11879. Thank you. Thank you.
  11880.  
  11881.  
  11882. I see from your resume
  11883. that you're devilishly handsome
  11884.  
  11885.  
  11886. with a churning inner turmoil
  11887. that's ready to blow.
  11888.  
  11889.  
  11890. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  11891.  
  11892.  
  11893. Not yet it isn't. But is this
  11894. what it's come to for you?
  11895.  
  11896.  
  11897. Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  11898. so you don't
  11899.  
  11900.  
  11901. have to rehearse
  11902. your part and learn your lines, sir?
  11903.  
  11904.  
  11905. Watch it, Benson!
  11906. I could blow right now!
  11907.  
  11908.  
  11909. This isn't a goodfella.
  11910. This is a badfella!
  11911.  
  11912.  
  11913. Why doesn't someone just step on
  11914. this creep, and we can all go home?!
  11915.  
  11916.  
  11917. - Order in this court!
  11918. - You're all thinking it!
  11919.  
  11920.  
  11921. Order! Order, I say!
  11922.  
  11923.  
  11924. - Say it!
  11925. - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  11926.  
  11927.  
  11928. I think it was awfully nice
  11929. of that bear to pitch in like that.
  11930.  
  11931.  
  11932. I think the jury's on our side.
  11933.  
  11934.  
  11935. Are we doing everything right, legally?
  11936.  
  11937.  
  11938. I'm a florist.
  11939.  
  11940.  
  11941. Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  11942.  
  11943.  
  11944. To a great team!
  11945.  
  11946.  
  11947. Well, hello.
  11948.  
  11949.  
  11950. - Ken!
  11951. - Hello.
  11952.  
  11953.  
  11954. I didn't think you were coming.
  11955.  
  11956.  
  11957. No, I was just late.
  11958. I tried to call, but... the battery.
  11959.  
  11960.  
  11961. I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  11962. so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  11963.  
  11964.  
  11965. Oh, that was lucky.
  11966.  
  11967.  
  11968. There's a little left.
  11969. I could heat it up.
  11970.  
  11971.  
  11972. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  11973.  
  11974.  
  11975. So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  11976.  
  11977.  
  11978. I'm not much for the game myself.
  11979. The ball's a little grabby.
  11980.  
  11981.  
  11982. That's where I usually sit.
  11983. Right... there.
  11984.  
  11985.  
  11986. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  11987.  
  11988.  
  11989. and he agreed with me that eating with
  11990. chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  11991.  
  11992.  
  11993. You think I don't see what you're doing?
  11994.  
  11995.  
  11996. I know how hard it is to find
  11997. the rightjob. We have that in common.
  11998.  
  11999.  
  12000. Do we?
  12001.  
  12002.  
  12003. Bees have 100 percent employment,
  12004. but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  12005.  
  12006.  
  12007. That's just what
  12008. I was thinking about doing.
  12009.  
  12010.  
  12011. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  12012. for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  12013.  
  12014.  
  12015. I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  12016.  
  12017.  
  12018. Yeah, you do that.
  12019.  
  12020.  
  12021. Look at that.
  12022.  
  12023.  
  12024. You know, I've just about had it
  12025.  
  12026.  
  12027. with your little mind games.
  12028.  
  12029.  
  12030. - What's that?
  12031. - Italian Vogue.
  12032.  
  12033.  
  12034. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  12035.  
  12036.  
  12037. A lot of ads.
  12038.  
  12039.  
  12040. Remember what Van said, why is
  12041. your life more valuable than mine?
  12042.  
  12043.  
  12044. Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  12045.  
  12046.  
  12047. I think something stinks in here!
  12048.  
  12049.  
  12050. I love the smell of flowers.
  12051.  
  12052.  
  12053. How do you like the smell of flames?!
  12054.  
  12055.  
  12056. Not as much.
  12057.  
  12058.  
  12059. Water bug! Not taking sides!
  12060.  
  12061.  
  12062. Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  12063. This is pathetic!
  12064.  
  12065.  
  12066. I've got issues!
  12067.  
  12068.  
  12069. Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  12070.  
  12071.  
  12072. - You're bluffing.
  12073. - Am I?
  12074.  
  12075.  
  12076. Surf's up, dude!
  12077.  
  12078.  
  12079. Poo water!
  12080.  
  12081.  
  12082. That bowl is gnarly.
  12083.  
  12084.  
  12085. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  12086.  
  12087.  
  12088. Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  12089.  
  12090.  
  12091. You know, I don't even like honey!
  12092. I don't eat it!
  12093.  
  12094.  
  12095. We need to talk!
  12096.  
  12097.  
  12098. He's just a little bee!
  12099.  
  12100.  
  12101. And he happens to be
  12102. the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  12103.  
  12104.  
  12105. Long time? What are you talking about?!
  12106. Are there other bugs in your life?
  12107.  
  12108.  
  12109. No, but there are other things bugging
  12110. me in life. And you're one of them!
  12111.  
  12112.  
  12113. Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  12114.  
  12115.  
  12116. My nerves are fried from riding
  12117. on this emotional roller coaster!
  12118.  
  12119.  
  12120. Goodbye, Ken.
  12121.  
  12122.  
  12123. And for your information,
  12124.  
  12125.  
  12126. I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  12127. sweeteners made by man!
  12128.  
  12129.  
  12130. I'm sorry about all that.
  12131.  
  12132.  
  12133. I know it's got
  12134. an aftertaste! I like it!
  12135.  
  12136.  
  12137. I always felt there was some kind
  12138. of barrier between Ken and me.
  12139.  
  12140.  
  12141. I couldn't overcome it.
  12142. Oh, well.
  12143.  
  12144.  
  12145. Are you OK for the trial?
  12146.  
  12147.  
  12148. I believe Mr. Montgomery
  12149. is about out of ideas.
  12150.  
  12151.  
  12152. We would like to call
  12153. Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  12154.  
  12155.  
  12156. Good idea! You can really see why he's
  12157. considered one of the best lawyers...
  12158.  
  12159.  
  12160. Yeah.
  12161.  
  12162.  
  12163. Layton, you've
  12164. gotta weave some magic
  12165.  
  12166.  
  12167. with this jury,
  12168. or it's gonna be all over.
  12169.  
  12170.  
  12171. Don't worry. The only thing I have
  12172. to do to turn this jury around
  12173.  
  12174.  
  12175. is to remind them
  12176. of what they don't like about bees.
  12177.  
  12178.  
  12179. - You got the tweezers?
  12180. - Are you allergic?
  12181.  
  12182.  
  12183. Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  12184.  
  12185.  
  12186. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  12187. what I think we'd all like to know.
  12188.  
  12189.  
  12190. What exactly is your relationship
  12191.  
  12192.  
  12193. to that woman?
  12194.  
  12195.  
  12196. We're friends.
  12197.  
  12198.  
  12199. - Good friends?
  12200. - Yes.
  12201.  
  12202.  
  12203. How good? Do you live together?
  12204.  
  12205.  
  12206. Wait a minute...
  12207.  
  12208.  
  12209. Are you her little...
  12210.  
  12211.  
  12212. ...bedbug?
  12213.  
  12214.  
  12215. I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  12216. From what I understand,
  12217.  
  12218.  
  12219. doesn't your queen give birth
  12220. to all the bee children?
  12221.  
  12222.  
  12223. - Yeah, but...
  12224. - So those aren't your real parents!
  12225.  
  12226.  
  12227. - Oh, Barry...
  12228. - Yes, they are!
  12229.  
  12230.  
  12231. Hold me back!
  12232.  
  12233.  
  12234. You're an illegitimate bee,
  12235. aren't you, Benson?
  12236.  
  12237.  
  12238. He's denouncing bees!
  12239.  
  12240.  
  12241. Don't y'all date your cousins?
  12242.  
  12243.  
  12244. - Objection!
  12245. - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  12246.  
  12247.  
  12248. Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  12249.  
  12250.  
  12251. Oh, I'm hit!!
  12252.  
  12253.  
  12254. Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  12255.  
  12256.  
  12257. Order! Order!
  12258.  
  12259.  
  12260. The venom! The venom
  12261. is coursing through my veins!
  12262.  
  12263.  
  12264. I have been felled
  12265. by a winged beast of destruction!
  12266.  
  12267.  
  12268. You see? You can't treat them
  12269. like equals! They're striped savages!
  12270.  
  12271.  
  12272. Stinging's the only thing
  12273. they know! It's their way!
  12274.  
  12275.  
  12276. - Adam, stay with me.
  12277. - I can't feel my legs.
  12278.  
  12279.  
  12280. What angel of mercy
  12281. will come forward to suck the poison
  12282.  
  12283.  
  12284. from my heaving buttocks?
  12285.  
  12286.  
  12287. I will have order in this court. Order!
  12288.  
  12289.  
  12290. Order, please!
  12291.  
  12292.  
  12293. The case of the honeybees
  12294. versus the human race
  12295.  
  12296.  
  12297. took a pointed turn against the bees
  12298.  
  12299.  
  12300. yesterday when one of their legal
  12301. team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  12302.  
  12303.  
  12304. - Hey, buddy.
  12305. - Hey.
  12306.  
  12307.  
  12308. - Is there much pain?
  12309. - Yeah.
  12310.  
  12311.  
  12312. I...
  12313.  
  12314.  
  12315. I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  12316.  
  12317.  
  12318. It doesn't matter. What matters is
  12319. you're alive. You could have died.
  12320.  
  12321.  
  12322. I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  12323.  
  12324.  
  12325. They got it from the cafeteria
  12326. downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  12327.  
  12328.  
  12329. Look, there's
  12330. a little celery still on it.
  12331.  
  12332.  
  12333. What was it like to sting someone?
  12334.  
  12335.  
  12336. I can't explain it. It was all...
  12337.  
  12338.  
  12339. All adrenaline and then...
  12340. and then ecstasy!
  12341.  
  12342.  
  12343. All right.
  12344.  
  12345.  
  12346. You think it was all a trap?
  12347.  
  12348.  
  12349. Of course. I'm sorry.
  12350. I flew us right into this.
  12351.  
  12352.  
  12353. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  12354. just a couple of bugs in this world.
  12355.  
  12356.  
  12357. What will the humans do to us
  12358. if they win?
  12359.  
  12360.  
  12361. I don't know.
  12362.  
  12363.  
  12364. I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  12365. That doesn't sound so bad.
  12366.  
  12367.  
  12368. Adam, they check in,
  12369. but they don't check out!
  12370.  
  12371.  
  12372. Oh, my.
  12373.  
  12374.  
  12375. Oould you get a nurse
  12376. to close that window?
  12377.  
  12378.  
  12379. - Why?
  12380. - The smoke.
  12381.  
  12382.  
  12383. Bees don't smoke.
  12384.  
  12385.  
  12386. Right. Bees don't smoke.
  12387.  
  12388.  
  12389. Bees don't smoke!
  12390. But some bees are smoking.
  12391.  
  12392.  
  12393. That's it! That's our case!
  12394.  
  12395.  
  12396. It is? It's not over?
  12397.  
  12398.  
  12399. Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  12400.  
  12401.  
  12402. Get back to the court and stall.
  12403. Stall any way you can.
  12404.  
  12405.  
  12406. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  12407.  
  12408.  
  12409. Mr. Flayman.
  12410.  
  12411.  
  12412. Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  12413.  
  12414.  
  12415. Where is the rest of your team?
  12416.  
  12417.  
  12418. Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  12419.  
  12420.  
  12421. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  12422.  
  12423.  
  12424. and as a result,
  12425. we don't make very good time.
  12426.  
  12427.  
  12428. I actually heard a funny story about...
  12429.  
  12430.  
  12431. Your Honor,
  12432. haven't these ridiculous bugs
  12433.  
  12434.  
  12435. taken up enough
  12436. of this court's valuable time?
  12437.  
  12438.  
  12439. How much longer will we allow
  12440. these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  12441.  
  12442.  
  12443. They have presented no compelling
  12444. evidence to support their charges
  12445.  
  12446.  
  12447. against my clients,
  12448. who run legitimate businesses.
  12449.  
  12450.  
  12451. I move for a complete dismissal
  12452. of this entire case!
  12453.  
  12454.  
  12455. Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  12456.  
  12457.  
  12458. to have to consider
  12459. Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  12460.  
  12461.  
  12462. But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  12463.  
  12464.  
  12465. Where is your proof?
  12466. Where is the evidence?
  12467.  
  12468.  
  12469. Show me the smoking gun!
  12470.  
  12471.  
  12472. Hold it, Your Honor!
  12473. You want a smoking gun?
  12474.  
  12475.  
  12476. Here is your smoking gun.
  12477.  
  12478.  
  12479. What is that?
  12480.  
  12481.  
  12482. It's a bee smoker!
  12483.  
  12484.  
  12485. What, this?
  12486. This harmless little contraption?
  12487.  
  12488.  
  12489. This couldn't hurt a fly,
  12490. let alone a bee.
  12491.  
  12492.  
  12493. Look at what has happened
  12494.  
  12495.  
  12496. to bees who have never been asked,
  12497. "Smoking or non?"
  12498.  
  12499.  
  12500. Is this what nature intended for us?
  12501.  
  12502.  
  12503. To be forcibly addicted
  12504. to smoke machines
  12505.  
  12506.  
  12507. and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  12508.  
  12509.  
  12510. Living out our lives as honey slaves
  12511. to the white man?
  12512.  
  12513.  
  12514. - What are we gonna do?
  12515. - He's playing the species card.
  12516.  
  12517.  
  12518. Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  12519. free these bees!
  12520.  
  12521.  
  12522. Free the bees! Free the bees!
  12523.  
  12524.  
  12525. Free the bees!
  12526.  
  12527.  
  12528. Free the bees! Free the bees!
  12529.  
  12530.  
  12531. The court finds in favor of the bees!
  12532.  
  12533.  
  12534. Vanessa, we won!
  12535.  
  12536.  
  12537. I knew you could do it! High-five!
  12538.  
  12539.  
  12540. Sorry.
  12541.  
  12542.  
  12543. I'm OK! You know what this means?
  12544.  
  12545.  
  12546. All the honey
  12547. will finally belong to the bees.
  12548.  
  12549.  
  12550. Now we won't have
  12551. to work so hard all the time.
  12552.  
  12553.  
  12554. This is an unholy perversion
  12555. of the balance of nature, Benson.
  12556.  
  12557.  
  12558. You'll regret this.
  12559.  
  12560.  
  12561. Barry, how much honey is out there?
  12562.  
  12563.  
  12564. All right. One at a time.
  12565.  
  12566.  
  12567. Barry, who are you wearing?
  12568.  
  12569.  
  12570. My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
  12571. and I have no pants.
  12572.  
  12573.  
  12574. - What if Montgomery's right?
  12575. - What do you mean?
  12576.  
  12577.  
  12578. We've been living the bee way
  12579. a long time, 27 million years.
  12580.  
  12581.  
  12582. Oongratulations on your victory.
  12583. What will you demand as a settlement?
  12584.  
  12585.  
  12586. First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
  12587. of all bee work camps.
  12588.  
  12589.  
  12590. Then we want back the honey
  12591. that was ours to begin with,
  12592.  
  12593.  
  12594. every last drop.
  12595.  
  12596.  
  12597. We demand an end to the glorification
  12598. of the bear as anything more
  12599.  
  12600.  
  12601. than a filthy, smelly,
  12602. bad-breath stink machine.
  12603.  
  12604.  
  12605. We're all aware
  12606. of what they do in the woods.
  12607.  
  12608.  
  12609. Wait for my signal.
  12610.  
  12611.  
  12612. Take him out.
  12613.  
  12614.  
  12615. He'll have nauseous
  12616. for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
  12617.  
  12618.  
  12619. And we will no longer tolerate
  12620. bee-negative nicknames...
  12621.  
  12622.  
  12623. But it's just a prance-about stage name!
  12624.  
  12625.  
  12626. ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
  12627. in bogus health products
  12628.  
  12629.  
  12630. and la-dee-da human
  12631. tea-time snack garnishments.
  12632.  
  12633.  
  12634. Oan't breathe.
  12635.  
  12636.  
  12637. Bring it in, boys!
  12638.  
  12639.  
  12640. Hold it right there! Good.
  12641.  
  12642.  
  12643. Tap it.
  12644.  
  12645.  
  12646. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
  12647. and there's gallons more coming!
  12648.  
  12649.  
  12650. - I think we need to shut down!
  12651. - Shut down? We've never shut down.
  12652.  
  12653.  
  12654. Shut down honey production!
  12655.  
  12656.  
  12657. Stop making honey!
  12658.  
  12659.  
  12660. Turn your key, sir!
  12661.  
  12662.  
  12663. What do we do now?
  12664.  
  12665.  
  12666. Oannonball!
  12667.  
  12668.  
  12669. We're shutting honey production!
  12670.  
  12671.  
  12672. Mission abort.
  12673.  
  12674.  
  12675. Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
  12676. Returning to base.
  12677.  
  12678.  
  12679. Adam, you wouldn't believe
  12680. how much honey was out there.
  12681.  
  12682.  
  12683. Oh, yeah?
  12684.  
  12685.  
  12686. What's going on? Where is everybody?
  12687.  
  12688.  
  12689. - Are they out celebrating?
  12690. - They're home.
  12691.  
  12692.  
  12693. They don't know what to do.
  12694. Laying out, sleeping in.
  12695.  
  12696.  
  12697. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
  12698. to San Antonio with a cricket.
  12699.  
  12700.  
  12701. At least we got our honey back.
  12702.  
  12703.  
  12704. Sometimes I think, so what if humans
  12705. liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
  12706.  
  12707.  
  12708. It's the greatest thing in the world!
  12709. I was excited to be part of making it.
  12710.  
  12711.  
  12712. This was my new desk. This was my
  12713. new job. I wanted to do it really well.
  12714.  
  12715.  
  12716. And now...
  12717.  
  12718.  
  12719. Now I can't.
  12720.  
  12721.  
  12722. I don't understand
  12723. why they're not happy.
  12724.  
  12725.  
  12726. I thought their lives would be better!
  12727.  
  12728.  
  12729. They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
  12730. Honey really changes people.
  12731.  
  12732.  
  12733. You don't have any idea
  12734. what's going on, do you?
  12735.  
  12736.  
  12737. - What did you want to show me?
  12738. - This.
  12739.  
  12740.  
  12741. What happened here?
  12742.  
  12743.  
  12744. That is not the half of it.
  12745.  
  12746.  
  12747. Oh, no. Oh, my.
  12748.  
  12749.  
  12750. They're all wilting.
  12751.  
  12752.  
  12753. Doesn't look very good, does it?
  12754.  
  12755.  
  12756. No.
  12757.  
  12758.  
  12759. And whose fault do you think that is?
  12760.  
  12761.  
  12762. You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
  12763.  
  12764.  
  12765. Bees?
  12766.  
  12767.  
  12768. Specifically, me.
  12769.  
  12770.  
  12771. I didn't think bees not needing to make
  12772. honey would affect all these things.
  12773.  
  12774.  
  12775. It's notjust flowers.
  12776. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
  12777.  
  12778.  
  12779. That's our whole SAT test right there.
  12780.  
  12781.  
  12782. Take away produce, that affects
  12783. the entire animal kingdom.
  12784.  
  12785.  
  12786. And then, of course...
  12787.  
  12788.  
  12789. The human species?
  12790.  
  12791.  
  12792. So if there's no more pollination,
  12793.  
  12794.  
  12795. it could all just go south here,
  12796. couldn't it?
  12797.  
  12798.  
  12799. I know this is also partly my fault.
  12800.  
  12801.  
  12802. How about a suicide pact?
  12803.  
  12804.  
  12805. How do we do it?
  12806.  
  12807.  
  12808. - I'll sting you, you step on me.
  12809. - Thatjust kills you twice.
  12810.  
  12811.  
  12812. Right, right.
  12813.  
  12814.  
  12815. Listen, Barry...
  12816. sorry, but I gotta get going.
  12817.  
  12818.  
  12819. I had to open my mouth and talk.
  12820.  
  12821.  
  12822. Vanessa?
  12823.  
  12824.  
  12825. Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
  12826. Where are you going?
  12827.  
  12828.  
  12829. To the final Tournament of Roses parade
  12830. in Pasadena.
  12831.  
  12832.  
  12833. They've moved it to this weekend
  12834. because all the flowers are dying.
  12835.  
  12836.  
  12837. It's the last chance
  12838. I'll ever have to see it.
  12839.  
  12840.  
  12841. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
  12842. I never meant it to turn out like this.
  12843.  
  12844.  
  12845. I know. Me neither.
  12846.  
  12847.  
  12848. Tournament of Roses.
  12849. Roses can't do sports.
  12850.  
  12851.  
  12852. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
  12853.  
  12854.  
  12855. Roses!
  12856.  
  12857.  
  12858. Vanessa!
  12859.  
  12860.  
  12861. Roses?!
  12862.  
  12863.  
  12864. Barry?
  12865.  
  12866.  
  12867. - Roses are flowers!
  12868. - Yes, they are.
  12869.  
  12870.  
  12871. Flowers, bees, pollen!
  12872.  
  12873.  
  12874. I know.
  12875. That's why this is the last parade.
  12876.  
  12877.  
  12878. Maybe not.
  12879. Oould you ask him to slow down?
  12880.  
  12881.  
  12882. Oould you slow down?
  12883.  
  12884.  
  12885. Barry!
  12886.  
  12887.  
  12888. OK, I made a huge mistake.
  12889. This is a total disaster, all my fault.
  12890.  
  12891.  
  12892. Yes, it kind of is.
  12893.  
  12894.  
  12895. I've ruined the planet.
  12896. I wanted to help you
  12897.  
  12898.  
  12899. with the flower shop.
  12900. I've made it worse.
  12901.  
  12902.  
  12903. Actually, it's completely closed down.
  12904.  
  12905.  
  12906. I thought maybe you were remodeling.
  12907.  
  12908.  
  12909. But I have another idea, and it's
  12910. greater than my previous ideas combined.
  12911.  
  12912.  
  12913. I don't want to hear it!
  12914.  
  12915.  
  12916. All right, they have the roses,
  12917. the roses have the pollen.
  12918.  
  12919.  
  12920. I know every bee, plant
  12921. and flower bud in this park.
  12922.  
  12923.  
  12924. All we gotta do is get what they've got
  12925. back here with what we've got.
  12926.  
  12927.  
  12928. - Bees.
  12929. - Park.
  12930.  
  12931.  
  12932. - Pollen!
  12933. - Flowers.
  12934.  
  12935.  
  12936. - Repollination!
  12937. - Across the nation!
  12938.  
  12939.  
  12940. Tournament of Roses,
  12941. Pasadena, Oalifornia.
  12942.  
  12943.  
  12944. They've got nothing
  12945. but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
  12946.  
  12947.  
  12948. Security will be tight.
  12949.  
  12950.  
  12951. I have an idea.
  12952.  
  12953.  
  12954. Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
  12955.  
  12956.  
  12957. Official floral business. It's real.
  12958.  
  12959.  
  12960. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
  12961.  
  12962.  
  12963. Thank you. It was a gift.
  12964.  
  12965.  
  12966. Once inside,
  12967. we just pick the right float.
  12968.  
  12969.  
  12970. How about The Princess and the Pea?
  12971.  
  12972.  
  12973. I could be the princess,
  12974. and you could be the pea!
  12975.  
  12976.  
  12977. Yes, I got it.
  12978.  
  12979.  
  12980. - Where should I sit?
  12981. - What are you?
  12982.  
  12983.  
  12984. - I believe I'm the pea.
  12985. - The pea?
  12986.  
  12987.  
  12988. It goes under the mattresses.
  12989.  
  12990.  
  12991. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
  12992. - I'm getting the marshal.
  12993.  
  12994.  
  12995. You do that!
  12996. This whole parade is a fiasco!
  12997.  
  12998.  
  12999. Let's see what this baby'll do.
  13000.  
  13001.  
  13002. Hey, what are you doing?!
  13003.  
  13004.  
  13005. Then all we do
  13006. is blend in with traffic...
  13007.  
  13008.  
  13009. ...without arousing suspicion.
  13010.  
  13011.  
  13012. Once at the airport,
  13013. there's no stopping us.
  13014.  
  13015.  
  13016. Stop! Security.
  13017.  
  13018.  
  13019. - You and your insect pack your float?
  13020. - Yes.
  13021.  
  13022.  
  13023. Has it been
  13024. in your possession the entire time?
  13025.  
  13026.  
  13027. Would you remove your shoes?
  13028.  
  13029.  
  13030. - Remove your stinger.
  13031. - It's part of me.
  13032.  
  13033.  
  13034. I know. Just having some fun.
  13035. Enjoy your flight.
  13036.  
  13037.  
  13038. Then if we're lucky, we'll have
  13039. just enough pollen to do the job.
  13040.  
  13041.  
  13042. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
  13043. have just enough pollen to do the job!
  13044.  
  13045.  
  13046. I think this is gonna work.
  13047.  
  13048.  
  13049. It's got to work.
  13050.  
  13051.  
  13052. Attention, passengers,
  13053. this is Oaptain Scott.
  13054.  
  13055.  
  13056. We have a bit of bad weather
  13057. in New York.
  13058.  
  13059.  
  13060. It looks like we'll experience
  13061. a couple hours delay.
  13062.  
  13063.  
  13064. Barry, these are cut flowers
  13065. with no water. They'll never make it.
  13066.  
  13067.  
  13068. I gotta get up there
  13069. and talk to them.
  13070.  
  13071.  
  13072. Be careful.
  13073.  
  13074.  
  13075. Oan I get help
  13076. with the Sky Mall magazine?
  13077.  
  13078.  
  13079. I'd like to order the talking
  13080. inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
  13081.  
  13082.  
  13083. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
  13084.  
  13085.  
  13086. - What'd you say, Hal?
  13087. - Nothing.
  13088.  
  13089.  
  13090. Bee!
  13091.  
  13092.  
  13093. Don't freak out! My entire species...
  13094.  
  13095.  
  13096. What are you doing?
  13097.  
  13098.  
  13099. - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
  13100. - Who's an attorney?
  13101.  
  13102.  
  13103. Don't move.
  13104.  
  13105.  
  13106. Oh, Barry.
  13107.  
  13108.  
  13109. Good afternoon, passengers.
  13110. This is your captain.
  13111.  
  13112.  
  13113. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
  13114. please report to the cockpit?
  13115.  
  13116.  
  13117. And please hurry!
  13118.  
  13119.  
  13120. What happened here?
  13121.  
  13122.  
  13123. There was a DustBuster,
  13124. a toupee, a life raft exploded.
  13125.  
  13126.  
  13127. One's bald, one's in a boat,
  13128. they're both unconscious!
  13129.  
  13130.  
  13131. - Is that another bee joke?
  13132. - No!
  13133.  
  13134.  
  13135. No one's flying the plane!
  13136.  
  13137.  
  13138. This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
  13139. What's your status?
  13140.  
  13141.  
  13142. This is Vanessa Bloome.
  13143. I'm a florist from New York.
  13144.  
  13145.  
  13146. Where's the pilot?
  13147.  
  13148.  
  13149. He's unconscious,
  13150. and so is the copilot.
  13151.  
  13152.  
  13153. Not good. Does anyone onboard
  13154. have flight experience?
  13155.  
  13156.  
  13157. As a matter of fact, there is.
  13158.  
  13159.  
  13160. - Who's that?
  13161. - Barry Benson.
  13162.  
  13163.  
  13164. From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
  13165.  
  13166.  
  13167. Vanessa, this is nothing more
  13168. than a big metal bee.
  13169.  
  13170.  
  13171. It's got giant wings, huge engines.
  13172.  
  13173.  
  13174. I can't fly a plane.
  13175.  
  13176.  
  13177. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
  13178. - Yes.
  13179.  
  13180.  
  13181. How hard could it be?
  13182.  
  13183.  
  13184. Wait, Barry!
  13185. We're headed into some lightning.
  13186.  
  13187.  
  13188. This is Bob Bumble. We have some
  13189. late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
  13190.  
  13191.  
  13192. where a suspenseful scene
  13193. is developing.
  13194.  
  13195.  
  13196. Barry Benson,
  13197. fresh from his legal victory...
  13198.  
  13199.  
  13200. That's Barry!
  13201.  
  13202.  
  13203. ...is attempting to land a plane,
  13204. loaded with people, flowers
  13205.  
  13206.  
  13207. and an incapacitated flight crew.
  13208.  
  13209.  
  13210. Flowers?!
  13211.  
  13212.  
  13213. We have a storm in the area
  13214. and two individuals at the controls
  13215.  
  13216.  
  13217. with absolutely no flight experience.
  13218.  
  13219.  
  13220. Just a minute.
  13221. There's a bee on that plane.
  13222.  
  13223.  
  13224. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
  13225. and his no-account compadres.
  13226.  
  13227.  
  13228. They've done enough damage.
  13229.  
  13230.  
  13231. But isn't he your only hope?
  13232.  
  13233.  
  13234. Technically, a bee
  13235. shouldn't be able to fly at all.
  13236.  
  13237.  
  13238. Their wings are too small...
  13239.  
  13240.  
  13241. Haven't we heard this a million times?
  13242.  
  13243.  
  13244. "The surface area of the wings
  13245. and body mass make no sense."
  13246.  
  13247.  
  13248. - Get this on the air!
  13249. - Got it.
  13250.  
  13251.  
  13252. - Stand by.
  13253. - We're going live.
  13254.  
  13255.  
  13256. The way we work may be a mystery to you.
  13257.  
  13258.  
  13259. Making honey takes a lot of bees
  13260. doing a lot of small jobs.
  13261.  
  13262.  
  13263. But let me tell you about a small job.
  13264.  
  13265.  
  13266. If you do it well,
  13267. it makes a big difference.
  13268.  
  13269.  
  13270. More than we realized.
  13271. To us, to everyone.
  13272.  
  13273.  
  13274. That's why I want to get bees
  13275. back to working together.
  13276.  
  13277.  
  13278. That's the bee way!
  13279. We're not made of Jell-O.
  13280.  
  13281.  
  13282. We get behind a fellow.
  13283.  
  13284.  
  13285. - Black and yellow!
  13286. - Hello!
  13287.  
  13288.  
  13289. Left, right, down, hover.
  13290.  
  13291.  
  13292. - Hover?
  13293. - Forget hover.
  13294.  
  13295.  
  13296. This isn't so hard.
  13297. Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
  13298.  
  13299.  
  13300. Barry, what happened?!
  13301.  
  13302.  
  13303. Wait, I think we were
  13304. on autopilot the whole time.
  13305.  
  13306.  
  13307. - That may have been helping me.
  13308. - And now we're not!
  13309.  
  13310.  
  13311. So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
  13312.  
  13313.  
  13314. All of you, let's get
  13315. behind this fellow! Move it out!
  13316.  
  13317.  
  13318. Move out!
  13319.  
  13320.  
  13321. Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
  13322. you copy me with the wings of the plane!
  13323.  
  13324.  
  13325. Don't have to yell.
  13326.  
  13327.  
  13328. I'm not yelling!
  13329. We're in a lot of trouble.
  13330.  
  13331.  
  13332. It's very hard to concentrate
  13333. with that panicky tone in your voice!
  13334.  
  13335.  
  13336. It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
  13337.  
  13338.  
  13339. I can't do this!
  13340.  
  13341.  
  13342. Vanessa, pull yourself together.
  13343. You have to snap out of it!
  13344.  
  13345.  
  13346. You snap out of it.
  13347.  
  13348.  
  13349. You snap out of it.
  13350.  
  13351.  
  13352. - You snap out of it!
  13353. - You snap out of it!
  13354.  
  13355.  
  13356. - You snap out of it!
  13357. - You snap out of it!
  13358.  
  13359.  
  13360. - You snap out of it!
  13361. - You snap out of it!
  13362.  
  13363.  
  13364. - Hold it!
  13365. - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
  13366.  
  13367.  
  13368. How is the plane flying?
  13369.  
  13370.  
  13371. I don't know.
  13372.  
  13373.  
  13374. Hello?
  13375.  
  13376.  
  13377. Benson, got any flowers
  13378. for a happy occasion in there?
  13379.  
  13380.  
  13381. The Pollen Jocks!
  13382.  
  13383.  
  13384. They do get behind a fellow.
  13385.  
  13386.  
  13387. - Black and yellow.
  13388. - Hello.
  13389.  
  13390.  
  13391. All right, let's drop this tin can
  13392. on the blacktop.
  13393.  
  13394.  
  13395. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
  13396.  
  13397.  
  13398. No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
  13399.  
  13400.  
  13401. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
  13402.  
  13403.  
  13404. - Thinking bee.
  13405. - Thinking bee.
  13406.  
  13407.  
  13408. Thinking bee!
  13409. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  13410.  
  13411.  
  13412. Wait a minute.
  13413. I think I'm feeling something.
  13414.  
  13415.  
  13416. - What?
  13417. - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
  13418.  
  13419.  
  13420. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
  13421.  
  13422.  
  13423. Bring the nose down.
  13424.  
  13425.  
  13426. Thinking bee!
  13427. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  13428.  
  13429.  
  13430. - What in the world is on the tarmac?
  13431. - Get some lights on that!
  13432.  
  13433.  
  13434. Thinking bee!
  13435. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  13436.  
  13437.  
  13438. - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
  13439. - OK.
  13440.  
  13441.  
  13442. Out the engines. We're going in
  13443. on bee power. Ready, boys?
  13444.  
  13445.  
  13446. Affirmative!
  13447.  
  13448.  
  13449. Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
  13450.  
  13451.  
  13452. Land on that flower!
  13453.  
  13454.  
  13455. Ready? Full reverse!
  13456.  
  13457.  
  13458. Spin it around!
  13459.  
  13460.  
  13461. - Not that flower! The other one!
  13462. - Which one?
  13463.  
  13464.  
  13465. - That flower.
  13466. - I'm aiming at the flower!
  13467.  
  13468.  
  13469. That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
  13470. I mean the giant pulsating flower
  13471.  
  13472.  
  13473. made of millions of bees!
  13474.  
  13475.  
  13476. Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
  13477.  
  13478.  
  13479. Rotate around it.
  13480.  
  13481.  
  13482. - This is insane, Barry!
  13483. - This's the only way I know how to fly.
  13484.  
  13485.  
  13486. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
  13487. flying in an insect-like pattern?
  13488.  
  13489.  
  13490. Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
  13491. Smell it. Full reverse!
  13492.  
  13493.  
  13494. Just drop it. Be a part of it.
  13495.  
  13496.  
  13497. Aim for the center!
  13498.  
  13499.  
  13500. Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
  13501.  
  13502.  
  13503. Oome on, already.
  13504.  
  13505.  
  13506. Barry, we did it!
  13507. You taught me how to fly!
  13508.  
  13509.  
  13510. - Yes. No high-five!
  13511. - Right.
  13512.  
  13513.  
  13514. Barry, it worked!
  13515. Did you see the giant flower?
  13516.  
  13517.  
  13518. What giant flower? Where? Of course
  13519. I saw the flower! That was genius!
  13520.  
  13521.  
  13522. - Thank you.
  13523. - But we're not done yet.
  13524.  
  13525.  
  13526. Listen, everyone!
  13527.  
  13528.  
  13529. This runway is covered
  13530. with the last pollen
  13531.  
  13532.  
  13533. from the last flowers
  13534. available anywhere on Earth.
  13535.  
  13536.  
  13537. That means this is our last chance.
  13538.  
  13539.  
  13540. We're the only ones who make honey,
  13541. pollinate flowers and dress like this.
  13542.  
  13543.  
  13544. If we're gonna survive as a species,
  13545. this is our moment! What do you say?
  13546.  
  13547.  
  13548. Are we going to be bees, orjust
  13549. Museum of Natural History keychains?
  13550.  
  13551.  
  13552. We're bees!
  13553.  
  13554.  
  13555. Keychain!
  13556.  
  13557.  
  13558. Then follow me! Except Keychain.
  13559.  
  13560.  
  13561. Hold on, Barry. Here.
  13562.  
  13563.  
  13564. You've earned this.
  13565.  
  13566.  
  13567. Yeah!
  13568.  
  13569.  
  13570. I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
  13571. fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
  13572.  
  13573.  
  13574. Oh, yeah.
  13575.  
  13576.  
  13577. That's our Barry.
  13578.  
  13579.  
  13580. Mom! The bees are back!
  13581.  
  13582.  
  13583. If anybody needs
  13584. to make a call, now's the time.
  13585.  
  13586.  
  13587. I got a feeling we'll be
  13588. working late tonight!
  13589.  
  13590.  
  13591. Here's your change. Have a great
  13592. afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
  13593.  
  13594.  
  13595. Would you like some honey with that?
  13596. It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
  13597.  
  13598.  
  13599. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
  13600. And I don't see a nickel!
  13601.  
  13602.  
  13603. Sometimes I just feel
  13604. like a piece of meat!
  13605.  
  13606.  
  13607. I had no idea.
  13608.  
  13609.  
  13610. Barry, I'm sorry.
  13611. Have you got a moment?
  13612.  
  13613.  
  13614. Would you excuse me?
  13615. My mosquito associate will help you.
  13616.  
  13617.  
  13618. Sorry I'm late.
  13619.  
  13620.  
  13621. He's a lawyer too?
  13622.  
  13623.  
  13624. I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
  13625. All I needed was a briefcase.
  13626.  
  13627.  
  13628. Have a great afternoon!
  13629.  
  13630.  
  13631. Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
  13632. and I can't get them anywhere.
  13633.  
  13634.  
  13635. No problem, Vannie.
  13636. Just leave it to me.
  13637.  
  13638.  
  13639. You're a lifesaver, Barry.
  13640. Oan I help who's next?
  13641.  
  13642.  
  13643. All right, scramble, jocks!
  13644. It's time to fly.
  13645.  
  13646.  
  13647. Thank you, Barry!
  13648.  
  13649.  
  13650. That bee is living my life!
  13651.  
  13652.  
  13653. Let it go, Kenny.
  13654.  
  13655.  
  13656. - When will this nightmare end?!
  13657. - Let it all go.
  13658.  
  13659.  
  13660. - Beautiful day to fly.
  13661. - Sure is.
  13662.  
  13663.  
  13664. Between you and me,
  13665. I was dying to get out of that office.
  13666.  
  13667.  
  13668. You have got
  13669. to start thinking bee, my friend.
  13670.  
  13671.  
  13672. - Thinking bee!
  13673. - Me?
  13674.  
  13675.  
  13676. Hold it. Let's just stop
  13677. for a second. Hold it.
  13678.  
  13679.  
  13680. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
  13681. Oan we stop here?
  13682.  
  13683.  
  13684. I'm not making a major life decision
  13685. during a production number!
  13686.  
  13687.  
  13688. All right. Take ten, everybody.
  13689. Wrap it up, guys.
  13690.  
  13691.  
  13692. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
  13693.  
  13694. According to all known laws
  13695. of aviation,
  13696.  
  13697.  
  13698. there is no way a bee
  13699. should be able to fly.
  13700.  
  13701.  
  13702. Its wings are too small to get
  13703. its fat little body off the ground.
  13704.  
  13705.  
  13706. The bee, of course, flies anyway
  13707.  
  13708.  
  13709. because bees don't care
  13710. what humans think is impossible.
  13711.  
  13712.  
  13713. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  13714. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  13715.  
  13716.  
  13717. Ooh, black and yellow!
  13718. Let's shake it up a little.
  13719.  
  13720.  
  13721. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  13722.  
  13723.  
  13724. Ooming!
  13725.  
  13726.  
  13727. Hang on a second.
  13728.  
  13729.  
  13730. Hello?
  13731.  
  13732.  
  13733. - Barry?
  13734. - Adam?
  13735.  
  13736.  
  13737. - Oan you believe this is happening?
  13738. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
  13739.  
  13740.  
  13741. Looking sharp.
  13742.  
  13743.  
  13744. Use the stairs. Your father
  13745. paid good money for those.
  13746.  
  13747.  
  13748. Sorry. I'm excited.
  13749.  
  13750.  
  13751. Here's the graduate.
  13752. We're very proud of you, son.
  13753.  
  13754.  
  13755. A perfect report card, all B's.
  13756.  
  13757.  
  13758. Very proud.
  13759.  
  13760.  
  13761. Ma! I got a thing going here.
  13762.  
  13763.  
  13764. - You got lint on your fuzz.
  13765. - Ow! That's me!
  13766.  
  13767.  
  13768. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  13769. - Bye!
  13770.  
  13771.  
  13772. Barry, I told you,
  13773. stop flying in the house!
  13774.  
  13775.  
  13776. - Hey, Adam.
  13777. - Hey, Barry.
  13778.  
  13779.  
  13780. - Is that fuzz gel?
  13781. - A little. Special day, graduation.
  13782.  
  13783.  
  13784. Never thought I'd make it.
  13785.  
  13786.  
  13787. Three days grade school,
  13788. three days high school.
  13789.  
  13790.  
  13791. Those were awkward.
  13792.  
  13793.  
  13794. Three days college. I'm glad I took
  13795. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  13796.  
  13797.  
  13798. You did come back different.
  13799.  
  13800.  
  13801. - Hi, Barry.
  13802. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  13803.  
  13804.  
  13805. - Hear about Frankie?
  13806. - Yeah.
  13807.  
  13808.  
  13809. - You going to the funeral?
  13810. - No, I'm not going.
  13811.  
  13812.  
  13813. Everybody knows,
  13814. sting someone, you die.
  13815.  
  13816.  
  13817. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  13818. Such a hothead.
  13819.  
  13820.  
  13821. I guess he could have
  13822. just gotten out of the way.
  13823.  
  13824.  
  13825. I love this incorporating
  13826. an amusement park into our day.
  13827.  
  13828.  
  13829. That's why we don't need vacations.
  13830.  
  13831.  
  13832. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  13833. under the circumstances.
  13834.  
  13835.  
  13836. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
  13837. - We are!
  13838.  
  13839.  
  13840. - Bee-men.
  13841. - Amen!
  13842.  
  13843.  
  13844. Hallelujah!
  13845.  
  13846.  
  13847. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  13848.  
  13849.  
  13850. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  13851.  
  13852.  
  13853. Welcome, New Hive Oity
  13854. graduating class of...
  13855.  
  13856.  
  13857. ...9:15.
  13858.  
  13859.  
  13860. That concludes our ceremonies.
  13861.  
  13862.  
  13863. And begins your career
  13864. at Honex Industries!
  13865.  
  13866.  
  13867. Will we pick ourjob today?
  13868.  
  13869.  
  13870. I heard it's just orientation.
  13871.  
  13872.  
  13873. Heads up! Here we go.
  13874.  
  13875.  
  13876. Keep your hands and antennas
  13877. inside the tram at all times.
  13878.  
  13879.  
  13880. - Wonder what it'll be like?
  13881. - A little scary.
  13882.  
  13883.  
  13884. Welcome to Honex,
  13885. a division of Honesco
  13886.  
  13887.  
  13888. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  13889.  
  13890.  
  13891. This is it!
  13892.  
  13893.  
  13894. Wow.
  13895.  
  13896.  
  13897. Wow.
  13898.  
  13899.  
  13900. We know that you, as a bee,
  13901. have worked your whole life
  13902.  
  13903.  
  13904. to get to the point where you
  13905. can work for your whole life.
  13906.  
  13907.  
  13908. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  13909. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  13910.  
  13911.  
  13912. Our top-secret formula
  13913.  
  13914.  
  13915. is automatically color-corrected,
  13916. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  13917.  
  13918.  
  13919. into this soothing sweet syrup
  13920.  
  13921.  
  13922. with its distinctive
  13923. golden glow you know as...
  13924.  
  13925.  
  13926. Honey!
  13927.  
  13928.  
  13929. - That girl was hot.
  13930. - She's my cousin!
  13931.  
  13932.  
  13933. - She is?
  13934. - Yes, we're all cousins.
  13935.  
  13936.  
  13937. - Right. You're right.
  13938. - At Honex, we constantly strive
  13939.  
  13940.  
  13941. to improve every aspect
  13942. of bee existence.
  13943.  
  13944.  
  13945. These bees are stress-testing
  13946. a new helmet technology.
  13947.  
  13948.  
  13949. - What do you think he makes?
  13950. - Not enough.
  13951.  
  13952.  
  13953. Here we have our latest advancement,
  13954. the Krelman.
  13955.  
  13956.  
  13957. - What does that do?
  13958. - Oatches that little strand of honey
  13959.  
  13960.  
  13961. that hangs after you pour it.
  13962. Saves us millions.
  13963.  
  13964.  
  13965. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  13966.  
  13967.  
  13968. Of course. Most bee jobs are
  13969. small ones. But bees know
  13970.  
  13971.  
  13972. that every small job,
  13973. if it's done well, means a lot.
  13974.  
  13975.  
  13976. But choose carefully
  13977.  
  13978.  
  13979. because you'll stay in the job
  13980. you pick for the rest of your life.
  13981.  
  13982.  
  13983. The same job the rest of your life?
  13984. I didn't know that.
  13985.  
  13986.  
  13987. What's the difference?
  13988.  
  13989.  
  13990. You'll be happy to know that bees,
  13991. as a species, haven't had one day off
  13992.  
  13993.  
  13994. in 27 million years.
  13995.  
  13996.  
  13997. So you'll just work us to death?
  13998.  
  13999.  
  14000. We'll sure try.
  14001.  
  14002.  
  14003. Wow! That blew my mind!
  14004.  
  14005.  
  14006. "What's the difference?"
  14007. How can you say that?
  14008.  
  14009.  
  14010. One job forever?
  14011. That's an insane choice to have to make.
  14012.  
  14013.  
  14014. I'm relieved. Now we only have
  14015. to make one decision in life.
  14016.  
  14017.  
  14018. But, Adam, how could they
  14019. never have told us that?
  14020.  
  14021.  
  14022. Why would you question anything?
  14023. We're bees.
  14024.  
  14025.  
  14026. We're the most perfectly
  14027. functioning society on Earth.
  14028.  
  14029.  
  14030. You ever think maybe things
  14031. work a little too well here?
  14032.  
  14033.  
  14034. Like what? Give me one example.
  14035.  
  14036.  
  14037. I don't know. But you know
  14038. what I'm talking about.
  14039.  
  14040.  
  14041. Please clear the gate.
  14042. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  14043.  
  14044.  
  14045. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  14046.  
  14047.  
  14048. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  14049. - Wow.
  14050.  
  14051.  
  14052. I've never seen them this close.
  14053.  
  14054.  
  14055. They know what it's like
  14056. outside the hive.
  14057.  
  14058.  
  14059. Yeah, but some don't come back.
  14060.  
  14061.  
  14062. - Hey, Jocks!
  14063. - Hi, Jocks!
  14064.  
  14065.  
  14066. You guys did great!
  14067.  
  14068.  
  14069. You're monsters!
  14070. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  14071.  
  14072.  
  14073. - I wonder where they were.
  14074. - I don't know.
  14075.  
  14076.  
  14077. Their day's not planned.
  14078.  
  14079.  
  14080. Outside the hive, flying who knows
  14081. where, doing who knows what.
  14082.  
  14083.  
  14084. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  14085. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  14086.  
  14087.  
  14088. Right.
  14089.  
  14090.  
  14091. Look. That's more pollen
  14092. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  14093.  
  14094.  
  14095. It's just a status symbol.
  14096. Bees make too much of it.
  14097.  
  14098.  
  14099. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  14100. and the ladies see you wearing it.
  14101.  
  14102.  
  14103. Those ladies?
  14104. Aren't they our cousins too?
  14105.  
  14106.  
  14107. Distant. Distant.
  14108.  
  14109.  
  14110. Look at these two.
  14111.  
  14112.  
  14113. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  14114. - Let's have fun with them.
  14115.  
  14116.  
  14117. It must be dangerous
  14118. being a Pollen Jock.
  14119.  
  14120.  
  14121. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  14122. against a mushroom!
  14123.  
  14124.  
  14125. He had a paw on my throat,
  14126. and with the other, he was slapping me!
  14127.  
  14128.  
  14129. - Oh, my!
  14130. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
  14131.  
  14132.  
  14133. What were you doing during this?
  14134.  
  14135.  
  14136. Trying to alert the authorities.
  14137.  
  14138.  
  14139. I can autograph that.
  14140.  
  14141.  
  14142. A little gusty out there today,
  14143. wasn't it, comrades?
  14144.  
  14145.  
  14146. Yeah. Gusty.
  14147.  
  14148.  
  14149. We're hitting a sunflower patch
  14150. six miles from here tomorrow.
  14151.  
  14152.  
  14153. - Six miles, huh?
  14154. - Barry!
  14155.  
  14156.  
  14157. A puddle jump for us,
  14158. but maybe you're not up for it.
  14159.  
  14160.  
  14161. - Maybe I am.
  14162. - You are not!
  14163.  
  14164.  
  14165. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  14166.  
  14167.  
  14168. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  14169. Are you bee enough?
  14170.  
  14171.  
  14172. I might be. It all depends
  14173. on what 0900 means.
  14174.  
  14175.  
  14176. Hey, Honex!
  14177.  
  14178.  
  14179. Dad, you surprised me.
  14180.  
  14181.  
  14182. You decide what you're interested in?
  14183.  
  14184.  
  14185. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
  14186. - But you only get one.
  14187.  
  14188.  
  14189. Do you ever get bored
  14190. doing the same job every day?
  14191.  
  14192.  
  14193. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  14194.  
  14195.  
  14196. You grab that stick, and you just
  14197. move it around, and you stir it around.
  14198.  
  14199.  
  14200. You get yourself into a rhythm.
  14201. It's a beautiful thing.
  14202.  
  14203.  
  14204. You know, Dad,
  14205. the more I think about it,
  14206.  
  14207.  
  14208. maybe the honey field
  14209. just isn't right for me.
  14210.  
  14211.  
  14212. You were thinking of what,
  14213. making balloon animals?
  14214.  
  14215.  
  14216. That's a bad job
  14217. for a guy with a stinger.
  14218.  
  14219.  
  14220. Janet, your son's not sure
  14221. he wants to go into honey!
  14222.  
  14223.  
  14224. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  14225. - I'm not trying to be funny.
  14226.  
  14227.  
  14228. You're not funny! You're going
  14229. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  14230.  
  14231.  
  14232. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
  14233. - No one's listening to me!
  14234.  
  14235.  
  14236. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  14237.  
  14238.  
  14239. I could say anything right now.
  14240. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  14241.  
  14242.  
  14243. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  14244.  
  14245.  
  14246. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  14247. Shave my antennae.
  14248.  
  14249.  
  14250. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  14251. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  14252.  
  14253.  
  14254. I'm so proud.
  14255.  
  14256.  
  14257. - We're starting work today!
  14258. - Today's the day.
  14259.  
  14260.  
  14261. Oome on! All the good jobs
  14262. will be gone.
  14263.  
  14264.  
  14265. Yeah, right.
  14266.  
  14267.  
  14268. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
  14269. stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  14270.  
  14271.  
  14272. - Is it still available?
  14273. - Hang on. Two left!
  14274.  
  14275.  
  14276. One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  14277. Step to the side.
  14278.  
  14279.  
  14280. - What'd you get?
  14281. - Picking crud out. Stellar!
  14282.  
  14283.  
  14284. Wow!
  14285.  
  14286.  
  14287. Oouple of newbies?
  14288.  
  14289.  
  14290. Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  14291.  
  14292.  
  14293. Make your choice.
  14294.  
  14295.  
  14296. - You want to go first?
  14297. - No, you go.
  14298.  
  14299.  
  14300. Oh, my. What's available?
  14301.  
  14302.  
  14303. Restroom attendant's open,
  14304. not for the reason you think.
  14305.  
  14306.  
  14307. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  14308. - Sure, you're on.
  14309.  
  14310.  
  14311. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  14312.  
  14313.  
  14314. Wax monkey's always open.
  14315.  
  14316.  
  14317. The Krelman opened up again.
  14318.  
  14319.  
  14320. What happened?
  14321.  
  14322.  
  14323. A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
  14324. He's dead. Another dead one.
  14325.  
  14326.  
  14327. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  14328.  
  14329.  
  14330. Dead from the neck up.
  14331. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
  14332.  
  14333.  
  14334. Oh, this is so hard!
  14335.  
  14336.  
  14337. Heating, cooling,
  14338. stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
  14339.  
  14340.  
  14341. humming, inspector number seven,
  14342. lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  14343.  
  14344.  
  14345. mite wrangler. Barry, what
  14346. do you think I should... Barry?
  14347.  
  14348.  
  14349. Barry!
  14350.  
  14351.  
  14352. All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  14353. in quadrant nine...
  14354.  
  14355.  
  14356. What happened to you?
  14357. Where are you?
  14358.  
  14359.  
  14360. - I'm going out.
  14361. - Out? Out where?
  14362.  
  14363.  
  14364. - Out there.
  14365. - Oh, no!
  14366.  
  14367.  
  14368. I have to, before I go
  14369. to work for the rest of my life.
  14370.  
  14371.  
  14372. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  14373.  
  14374.  
  14375. Another call coming in.
  14376.  
  14377.  
  14378. If anyone's feeling brave,
  14379. there's a Korean deli on 83rd
  14380.  
  14381.  
  14382. that gets their roses today.
  14383.  
  14384.  
  14385. Hey, guys.
  14386.  
  14387.  
  14388. - Look at that.
  14389. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
  14390.  
  14391.  
  14392. Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  14393.  
  14394.  
  14395. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  14396.  
  14397.  
  14398. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  14399.  
  14400.  
  14401. Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  14402.  
  14403.  
  14404. - Thank you.
  14405. - OK.
  14406.  
  14407.  
  14408. You got a rain advisory today,
  14409.  
  14410.  
  14411. and as you all know,
  14412. bees cannot fly in rain.
  14413.  
  14414.  
  14415. So be careful. As always,
  14416. watch your brooms,
  14417.  
  14418.  
  14419. hockey sticks, dogs,
  14420. birds, bears and bats.
  14421.  
  14422.  
  14423. Also, I got a couple of reports
  14424. of root beer being poured on us.
  14425.  
  14426.  
  14427. Murphy's in a home because of it,
  14428. babbling like a cicada!
  14429.  
  14430.  
  14431. - That's awful.
  14432. - And a reminder for you rookies,
  14433.  
  14434.  
  14435. bee law number one,
  14436. absolutely no talking to humans!
  14437.  
  14438.  
  14439. All right, launch positions!
  14440.  
  14441.  
  14442. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  14443. buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  14444.  
  14445.  
  14446. Black and yellow!
  14447.  
  14448.  
  14449. Hello!
  14450.  
  14451.  
  14452. You ready for this, hot shot?
  14453.  
  14454.  
  14455. Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  14456.  
  14457.  
  14458. Wind, check.
  14459.  
  14460.  
  14461. - Antennae, check.
  14462. - Nectar pack, check.
  14463.  
  14464.  
  14465. - Wings, check.
  14466. - Stinger, check.
  14467.  
  14468.  
  14469. Scared out of my shorts, check.
  14470.  
  14471.  
  14472. OK, ladies,
  14473.  
  14474.  
  14475. let's move it out!
  14476.  
  14477.  
  14478. Pound those petunias,
  14479. you striped stem-suckers!
  14480.  
  14481.  
  14482. All of you, drain those flowers!
  14483.  
  14484.  
  14485. Wow! I'm out!
  14486.  
  14487.  
  14488. I can't believe I'm out!
  14489.  
  14490.  
  14491. So blue.
  14492.  
  14493.  
  14494. I feel so fast and free!
  14495.  
  14496.  
  14497. Box kite!
  14498.  
  14499.  
  14500. Wow!
  14501.  
  14502.  
  14503. Flowers!
  14504.  
  14505.  
  14506. This is Blue Leader.
  14507. We have roses visual.
  14508.  
  14509.  
  14510. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
  14511.  
  14512.  
  14513. Roses!
  14514.  
  14515.  
  14516. 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  14517.  
  14518.  
  14519. Stand to the side, kid.
  14520. It's got a bit of a kick.
  14521.  
  14522.  
  14523. That is one nectar collector!
  14524.  
  14525.  
  14526. - Ever see pollination up close?
  14527. - No, sir.
  14528.  
  14529.  
  14530. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  14531. over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  14532.  
  14533.  
  14534. a pinch on that one.
  14535. See that? It's a little bit of magic.
  14536.  
  14537.  
  14538. That's amazing. Why do we do that?
  14539.  
  14540.  
  14541. That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  14542. flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
  14543.  
  14544.  
  14545. Oool.
  14546.  
  14547.  
  14548. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
  14549. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
  14550.  
  14551.  
  14552. Oopy that visual.
  14553.  
  14554.  
  14555. Wait. One of these flowers
  14556. seems to be on the move.
  14557.  
  14558.  
  14559. Say again? You're reporting
  14560. a moving flower?
  14561.  
  14562.  
  14563. Affirmative.
  14564.  
  14565.  
  14566. That was on the line!
  14567.  
  14568.  
  14569. This is the coolest. What is it?
  14570.  
  14571.  
  14572. I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
  14573.  
  14574.  
  14575. It smells good.
  14576. Not like a flower, but I like it.
  14577.  
  14578.  
  14579. Yeah, fuzzy.
  14580.  
  14581.  
  14582. Ohemical-y.
  14583.  
  14584.  
  14585. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
  14586.  
  14587.  
  14588. My sweet lord of bees!
  14589.  
  14590.  
  14591. Oandy-brain, get off there!
  14592.  
  14593.  
  14594. Problem!
  14595.  
  14596.  
  14597. - Guys!
  14598. - This could be bad.
  14599.  
  14600.  
  14601. Affirmative.
  14602.  
  14603.  
  14604. Very close.
  14605.  
  14606.  
  14607. Gonna hurt.
  14608.  
  14609.  
  14610. Mama's little boy.
  14611.  
  14612.  
  14613. You are way out of position, rookie!
  14614.  
  14615.  
  14616. Ooming in at you like a missile!
  14617.  
  14618.  
  14619. Help me!
  14620.  
  14621.  
  14622. I don't think these are flowers.
  14623.  
  14624.  
  14625. - Should we tell him?
  14626. - I think he knows.
  14627.  
  14628.  
  14629. What is this?!
  14630.  
  14631.  
  14632. Match point!
  14633.  
  14634.  
  14635. You can start packing up, honey,
  14636. because you're about to eat it!
  14637.  
  14638.  
  14639. Yowser!
  14640.  
  14641.  
  14642. Gross.
  14643.  
  14644.  
  14645. There's a bee in the car!
  14646.  
  14647.  
  14648. - Do something!
  14649. - I'm driving!
  14650.  
  14651.  
  14652. - Hi, bee.
  14653. - He's back here!
  14654.  
  14655.  
  14656. He's going to sting me!
  14657.  
  14658.  
  14659. Nobody move. If you don't move,
  14660. he won't sting you. Freeze!
  14661.  
  14662.  
  14663. He blinked!
  14664.  
  14665.  
  14666. Spray him, Granny!
  14667.  
  14668.  
  14669. What are you doing?!
  14670.  
  14671.  
  14672. Wow... the tension level
  14673. out here is unbelievable.
  14674.  
  14675.  
  14676. I gotta get home.
  14677.  
  14678.  
  14679. Oan't fly in rain.
  14680.  
  14681.  
  14682. Oan't fly in rain.
  14683.  
  14684.  
  14685. Oan't fly in rain.
  14686.  
  14687.  
  14688. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  14689.  
  14690.  
  14691. Ken, could you close
  14692. the window please?
  14693.  
  14694.  
  14695. Ken, could you close
  14696. the window please?
  14697.  
  14698.  
  14699. Oheck out my new resume.
  14700. I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  14701.  
  14702.  
  14703. You see? Folds out.
  14704.  
  14705.  
  14706. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  14707.  
  14708.  
  14709. What was that?
  14710.  
  14711.  
  14712. Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  14713. This time! This time! This...
  14714.  
  14715.  
  14716. Drapes!
  14717.  
  14718.  
  14719. That is diabolical.
  14720.  
  14721.  
  14722. It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  14723. skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  14724.  
  14725.  
  14726. What's number one? Star Wars?
  14727.  
  14728.  
  14729. Nah, I don't go for that...
  14730.  
  14731.  
  14732. ...kind of stuff.
  14733.  
  14734.  
  14735. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  14736. They're out of their minds.
  14737.  
  14738.  
  14739. When I leave a job interview, they're
  14740. flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  14741.  
  14742.  
  14743. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  14744.  
  14745.  
  14746. I don't remember the sun
  14747. having a big 75 on it.
  14748.  
  14749.  
  14750. I predicted global warming.
  14751.  
  14752.  
  14753. I could feel it getting hotter.
  14754. At first I thought it was just me.
  14755.  
  14756.  
  14757. Wait! Stop! Bee!
  14758.  
  14759.  
  14760. Stand back. These are winter boots.
  14761.  
  14762.  
  14763. Wait!
  14764.  
  14765.  
  14766. Don't kill him!
  14767.  
  14768.  
  14769. You know I'm allergic to them!
  14770. This thing could kill me!
  14771.  
  14772.  
  14773. Why does his life have
  14774. less value than yours?
  14775.  
  14776.  
  14777. Why does his life have any less value
  14778. than mine? Is that your statement?
  14779.  
  14780.  
  14781. I'm just saying all life has value. You
  14782. don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  14783.  
  14784.  
  14785. My brochure!
  14786.  
  14787.  
  14788. There you go, little guy.
  14789.  
  14790.  
  14791. I'm not scared of him.
  14792. It's an allergic thing.
  14793.  
  14794.  
  14795. Put that on your resume brochure.
  14796.  
  14797.  
  14798. My whole face could puff up.
  14799.  
  14800.  
  14801. Make it one of your special skills.
  14802.  
  14803.  
  14804. Knocking someone out
  14805. is also a special skill.
  14806.  
  14807.  
  14808. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  14809.  
  14810.  
  14811. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  14812. - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  14813.  
  14814.  
  14815. - You could put carob chips on there.
  14816. - Bye.
  14817.  
  14818.  
  14819. - Supposed to be less calories.
  14820. - Bye.
  14821.  
  14822.  
  14823. I gotta say something.
  14824.  
  14825.  
  14826. She saved my life.
  14827. I gotta say something.
  14828.  
  14829.  
  14830. All right, here it goes.
  14831.  
  14832.  
  14833. Nah.
  14834.  
  14835.  
  14836. What would I say?
  14837.  
  14838.  
  14839. I could really get in trouble.
  14840.  
  14841.  
  14842. It's a bee law.
  14843. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  14844.  
  14845.  
  14846. I can't believe I'm doing this.
  14847.  
  14848.  
  14849. I've got to.
  14850.  
  14851.  
  14852. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  14853.  
  14854.  
  14855. No. Yes. No.
  14856.  
  14857.  
  14858. Do it. I can't.
  14859.  
  14860.  
  14861. How should I start it?
  14862. "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  14863.  
  14864.  
  14865. Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  14866.  
  14867.  
  14868. Hi!
  14869.  
  14870.  
  14871. I'm sorry.
  14872.  
  14873.  
  14874. - You're talking.
  14875. - Yes, I know.
  14876.  
  14877.  
  14878. You're talking!
  14879.  
  14880.  
  14881. I'm so sorry.
  14882.  
  14883.  
  14884. No, it's OK. It's fine.
  14885. I know I'm dreaming.
  14886.  
  14887.  
  14888. But I don't recall going to bed.
  14889.  
  14890.  
  14891. Well, I'm sure this
  14892. is very disconcerting.
  14893.  
  14894.  
  14895. This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  14896. I mean, you're a bee!
  14897.  
  14898.  
  14899. I am. And I'm not supposed
  14900. to be doing this,
  14901.  
  14902.  
  14903. but they were all trying to kill me.
  14904.  
  14905.  
  14906. And if it wasn't for you...
  14907.  
  14908.  
  14909. I had to thank you.
  14910. It's just how I was raised.
  14911.  
  14912.  
  14913. That was a little weird.
  14914.  
  14915.  
  14916. - I'm talking with a bee.
  14917. - Yeah.
  14918.  
  14919.  
  14920. I'm talking to a bee.
  14921. And the bee is talking to me!
  14922.  
  14923.  
  14924. I just want to say I'm grateful.
  14925. I'll leave now.
  14926.  
  14927.  
  14928. - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  14929. - What?
  14930.  
  14931.  
  14932. The talking thing.
  14933.  
  14934.  
  14935. Same way you did, I guess.
  14936. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  14937.  
  14938.  
  14939. - That's very funny.
  14940. - Yeah.
  14941.  
  14942.  
  14943. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  14944. we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  14945.  
  14946.  
  14947. Anyway...
  14948.  
  14949.  
  14950. Oan I...
  14951.  
  14952.  
  14953. ...get you something?
  14954. - Like what?
  14955.  
  14956.  
  14957. I don't know. I mean...
  14958. I don't know. Ooffee?
  14959.  
  14960.  
  14961. I don't want to put you out.
  14962.  
  14963.  
  14964. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  14965.  
  14966.  
  14967. - It's just coffee.
  14968. - I hate to impose.
  14969.  
  14970.  
  14971. - Don't be ridiculous!
  14972. - Actually, I would love a cup.
  14973.  
  14974.  
  14975. Hey, you want rum cake?
  14976.  
  14977.  
  14978. - I shouldn't.
  14979. - Have some.
  14980.  
  14981.  
  14982. - No, I can't.
  14983. - Oome on!
  14984.  
  14985.  
  14986. I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  14987.  
  14988.  
  14989. - Where?
  14990. - These stripes don't help.
  14991.  
  14992.  
  14993. You look great!
  14994.  
  14995.  
  14996. I don't know if you know
  14997. anything about fashion.
  14998.  
  14999.  
  15000. Are you all right?
  15001.  
  15002.  
  15003. No.
  15004.  
  15005.  
  15006. He's making the tie in the cab
  15007. as they're flying up Madison.
  15008.  
  15009.  
  15010. He finally gets there.
  15011.  
  15012.  
  15013. He runs up the steps into the church.
  15014. The wedding is on.
  15015.  
  15016.  
  15017. And he says, "Watermelon?
  15018. I thought you said Guatemalan.
  15019.  
  15020.  
  15021. Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  15022.  
  15023.  
  15024. Is that a bee joke?
  15025.  
  15026.  
  15027. That's the kind of stuff we do.
  15028.  
  15029.  
  15030. Yeah, different.
  15031.  
  15032.  
  15033. So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  15034.  
  15035.  
  15036. About work? I don't know.
  15037.  
  15038.  
  15039. I want to do my part for the hive,
  15040. but I can't do it the way they want.
  15041.  
  15042.  
  15043. I know how you feel.
  15044.  
  15045.  
  15046. - You do?
  15047. - Sure.
  15048.  
  15049.  
  15050. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  15051. a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  15052.  
  15053.  
  15054. - Really?
  15055. - My only interest is flowers.
  15056.  
  15057.  
  15058. Our new queen was just elected
  15059. with that same campaign slogan.
  15060.  
  15061.  
  15062. Anyway, if you look...
  15063.  
  15064.  
  15065. There's my hive right there. See it?
  15066.  
  15067.  
  15068. You're in Sheep Meadow!
  15069.  
  15070.  
  15071. Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  15072.  
  15073.  
  15074. No way! I know that area.
  15075. I lost a toe ring there once.
  15076.  
  15077.  
  15078. - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  15079. - Why not?
  15080.  
  15081.  
  15082. - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  15083. - Maybe I'll try that.
  15084.  
  15085.  
  15086. - You all right, ma'am?
  15087. - Oh, yeah. Fine.
  15088.  
  15089.  
  15090. Just having two cups of coffee!
  15091.  
  15092.  
  15093. Anyway, this has been great.
  15094. Thanks for the coffee.
  15095.  
  15096.  
  15097. Yeah, it's no trouble.
  15098.  
  15099.  
  15100. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  15101. I'd be up the rest of my life.
  15102.  
  15103.  
  15104. Are you...?
  15105.  
  15106.  
  15107. Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  15108.  
  15109.  
  15110. Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  15111.  
  15112.  
  15113. - Thanks!
  15114. - Yeah.
  15115.  
  15116.  
  15117. All right. Well, then...
  15118. I guess I'll see you around.
  15119.  
  15120.  
  15121. Or not.
  15122.  
  15123.  
  15124. OK, Barry.
  15125.  
  15126.  
  15127. And thank you
  15128. so much again... for before.
  15129.  
  15130.  
  15131. Oh, that? That was nothing.
  15132.  
  15133.  
  15134. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  15135.  
  15136.  
  15137. This can't possibly work.
  15138.  
  15139.  
  15140. He's all set to go.
  15141. We may as well try it.
  15142.  
  15143.  
  15144. OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  15145.  
  15146.  
  15147. - Sounds amazing.
  15148. - It was amazing!
  15149.  
  15150.  
  15151. It was the scariest,
  15152. happiest moment of my life.
  15153.  
  15154.  
  15155. Humans! I can't believe
  15156. you were with humans!
  15157.  
  15158.  
  15159. Giant, scary humans!
  15160. What were they like?
  15161.  
  15162.  
  15163. Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  15164.  
  15165.  
  15166. They eat crazy giant things.
  15167. They drive crazy.
  15168.  
  15169.  
  15170. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  15171. - Some of them. But some of them don't.
  15172.  
  15173.  
  15174. - How'd you get back?
  15175. - Poodle.
  15176.  
  15177.  
  15178. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  15179. whatever you wanted to see.
  15180.  
  15181.  
  15182. You had your "experience." Now you
  15183. can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  15184.  
  15185.  
  15186. - Well...
  15187. - Well?
  15188.  
  15189.  
  15190. Well, I met someone.
  15191.  
  15192.  
  15193. You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  15194.  
  15195.  
  15196. - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  15197. - No, no, no, not a wasp.
  15198.  
  15199.  
  15200. - Spider?
  15201. - I'm not attracted to spiders.
  15202.  
  15203.  
  15204. I know it's the hottest thing,
  15205. with the eight legs and all.
  15206.  
  15207.  
  15208. I can't get by that face.
  15209.  
  15210.  
  15211. So who is she?
  15212.  
  15213.  
  15214. She's... human.
  15215.  
  15216.  
  15217. No, no. That's a bee law.
  15218. You wouldn't break a bee law.
  15219.  
  15220.  
  15221. - Her name's Vanessa.
  15222. - Oh, boy.
  15223.  
  15224.  
  15225. She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  15226.  
  15227.  
  15228. Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  15229.  
  15230.  
  15231. We're not dating.
  15232.  
  15233.  
  15234. You're flying outside the hive, talking
  15235. to humans that attack our homes
  15236.  
  15237.  
  15238. with power washers and M-80s!
  15239. One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  15240.  
  15241.  
  15242. She saved my life!
  15243. And she understands me.
  15244.  
  15245.  
  15246. This is over!
  15247.  
  15248.  
  15249. Eat this.
  15250.  
  15251.  
  15252. This is not over! What was that?
  15253.  
  15254.  
  15255. - They call it a crumb.
  15256. - It was so stingin' stripey!
  15257.  
  15258.  
  15259. And that's not what they eat.
  15260. That's what falls off what they eat!
  15261.  
  15262.  
  15263. - You know what a Oinnabon is?
  15264. - No.
  15265.  
  15266.  
  15267. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  15268. They heat it up...
  15269.  
  15270.  
  15271. Sit down!
  15272.  
  15273.  
  15274. ...really hot!
  15275. - Listen to me!
  15276.  
  15277.  
  15278. We are not them! We're us.
  15279. There's us and there's them!
  15280.  
  15281.  
  15282. Yes, but who can deny
  15283. the heart that is yearning?
  15284.  
  15285.  
  15286. There's no yearning.
  15287. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  15288.  
  15289.  
  15290. You have got to start thinking bee,
  15291. my friend. Thinking bee!
  15292.  
  15293.  
  15294. - Thinking bee.
  15295. - Thinking bee.
  15296.  
  15297.  
  15298. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  15299. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  15300.  
  15301.  
  15302. There he is. He's in the pool.
  15303.  
  15304.  
  15305. You know what your problem is, Barry?
  15306.  
  15307.  
  15308. I gotta start thinking bee?
  15309.  
  15310.  
  15311. How much longer will this go on?
  15312.  
  15313.  
  15314. It's been three days!
  15315. Why aren't you working?
  15316.  
  15317.  
  15318. I've got a lot of big life decisions
  15319. to think about.
  15320.  
  15321.  
  15322. What life? You have no life!
  15323. You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  15324.  
  15325.  
  15326. Would it kill you
  15327. to make a little honey?
  15328.  
  15329.  
  15330. Barry, come out.
  15331. Your father's talking to you.
  15332.  
  15333.  
  15334. Martin, would you talk to him?
  15335.  
  15336.  
  15337. Barry, I'm talking to you!
  15338.  
  15339.  
  15340. You coming?
  15341.  
  15342.  
  15343. Got everything?
  15344.  
  15345.  
  15346. All set!
  15347.  
  15348.  
  15349. Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  15350.  
  15351.  
  15352. Don't be too long.
  15353.  
  15354.  
  15355. Watch this!
  15356.  
  15357.  
  15358. Vanessa!
  15359.  
  15360.  
  15361. - We're still here.
  15362. - I told you not to yell at him.
  15363.  
  15364.  
  15365. He doesn't respond to yelling!
  15366.  
  15367.  
  15368. - Then why yell at me?
  15369. - Because you don't listen!
  15370.  
  15371.  
  15372. I'm not listening to this.
  15373.  
  15374.  
  15375. Sorry, I've gotta go.
  15376.  
  15377.  
  15378. - Where are you going?
  15379. - I'm meeting a friend.
  15380.  
  15381.  
  15382. A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  15383.  
  15384.  
  15385. Bye.
  15386.  
  15387.  
  15388. I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  15389.  
  15390.  
  15391. They have a huge parade
  15392. of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  15393.  
  15394.  
  15395. To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  15396. that's every florist's dream!
  15397.  
  15398.  
  15399. Up on a float, surrounded
  15400. by flowers, crowds cheering.
  15401.  
  15402.  
  15403. A tournament. Do the roses
  15404. compete in athletic events?
  15405.  
  15406.  
  15407. No. All right, I've got one.
  15408. How come you don't fly everywhere?
  15409.  
  15410.  
  15411. It's exhausting. Why don't you
  15412. run everywhere? It's faster.
  15413.  
  15414.  
  15415. Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  15416. All right, your turn.
  15417.  
  15418.  
  15419. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  15420. That's insane!
  15421.  
  15422.  
  15423. You don't have that?
  15424.  
  15425.  
  15426. We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  15427. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  15428.  
  15429.  
  15430. Oh, my.
  15431.  
  15432.  
  15433. Dumb bees!
  15434.  
  15435.  
  15436. You must want to sting all those jerks.
  15437.  
  15438.  
  15439. We try not to sting.
  15440. It's usually fatal for us.
  15441.  
  15442.  
  15443. So you have to watch your temper.
  15444.  
  15445.  
  15446. Very carefully.
  15447. You kick a wall, take a walk,
  15448.  
  15449.  
  15450. write an angry letter and throw it out.
  15451. Work through it like any emotion:
  15452.  
  15453.  
  15454. Anger, jealousy, lust.
  15455.  
  15456.  
  15457. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  15458.  
  15459.  
  15460. Yeah.
  15461.  
  15462.  
  15463. - What is wrong with you?!
  15464. - It's a bug.
  15465.  
  15466.  
  15467. He's not bothering anybody.
  15468. Get out of here, you creep!
  15469.  
  15470.  
  15471. What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  15472.  
  15473.  
  15474. Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  15475.  
  15476.  
  15477. It felt like about 10 pages.
  15478. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  15479.  
  15480.  
  15481. You've really got that
  15482. down to a science.
  15483.  
  15484.  
  15485. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  15486. - I'll bet.
  15487.  
  15488.  
  15489. What in the name
  15490. of Mighty Hercules is this?
  15491.  
  15492.  
  15493. How did this get here?
  15494. Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  15495.  
  15496.  
  15497. Ray Liotta Private Select?
  15498.  
  15499.  
  15500. - Is he that actor?
  15501. - I never heard of him.
  15502.  
  15503.  
  15504. - Why is this here?
  15505. - For people. We eat it.
  15506.  
  15507.  
  15508. You don't have
  15509. enough food of your own?
  15510.  
  15511.  
  15512. - Well, yes.
  15513. - How do you get it?
  15514.  
  15515.  
  15516. - Bees make it.
  15517. - I know who makes it!
  15518.  
  15519.  
  15520. And it's hard to make it!
  15521.  
  15522.  
  15523. There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  15524. You need a whole Krelman thing!
  15525.  
  15526.  
  15527. - It's organic.
  15528. - It's our-ganic!
  15529.  
  15530.  
  15531. It's just honey, Barry.
  15532.  
  15533.  
  15534. Just what?!
  15535.  
  15536.  
  15537. Bees don't know about this!
  15538. This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  15539.  
  15540.  
  15541. You've taken our homes, schools,
  15542. hospitals! This is all we have!
  15543.  
  15544.  
  15545. And it's on sale?!
  15546. I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  15547.  
  15548.  
  15549. I'm getting to the bottom
  15550. of all of this!
  15551.  
  15552.  
  15553. Hey, Hector.
  15554.  
  15555.  
  15556. - You almost done?
  15557. - Almost.
  15558.  
  15559.  
  15560. He is here. I sense it.
  15561.  
  15562.  
  15563. Well, I guess I'll go home now
  15564.  
  15565.  
  15566. and just leave this nice honey out,
  15567. with no one around.
  15568.  
  15569.  
  15570. You're busted, box boy!
  15571.  
  15572.  
  15573. I knew I heard something.
  15574. So you can talk!
  15575.  
  15576.  
  15577. I can talk.
  15578. And now you'll start talking!
  15579.  
  15580.  
  15581. Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  15582. Who's your supplier?
  15583.  
  15584.  
  15585. I don't understand.
  15586. I thought we were friends.
  15587.  
  15588.  
  15589. The last thing we want
  15590. to do is upset bees!
  15591.  
  15592.  
  15593. You're too late! It's ours now!
  15594.  
  15595.  
  15596. You, sir, have crossed
  15597. the wrong sword!
  15598.  
  15599.  
  15600. You, sir, will be lunch
  15601. for my iguana, Ignacio!
  15602.  
  15603.  
  15604. Where is the honey coming from?
  15605.  
  15606.  
  15607. Tell me where!
  15608.  
  15609.  
  15610. Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  15611.  
  15612.  
  15613. Orazy person!
  15614.  
  15615.  
  15616. What horrible thing has happened here?
  15617.  
  15618.  
  15619. These faces, they never knew
  15620. what hit them. And now
  15621.  
  15622.  
  15623. they're on the road to nowhere!
  15624.  
  15625.  
  15626. Just keep still.
  15627.  
  15628.  
  15629. What? You're not dead?
  15630.  
  15631.  
  15632. Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  15633. that moves. Where you headed?
  15634.  
  15635.  
  15636. To Honey Farms.
  15637. I am onto something huge here.
  15638.  
  15639.  
  15640. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  15641. crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  15642.  
  15643.  
  15644. I'm going to Tacoma.
  15645.  
  15646.  
  15647. - And you?
  15648. - He really is dead.
  15649.  
  15650.  
  15651. All right.
  15652.  
  15653.  
  15654. Uh-oh!
  15655.  
  15656.  
  15657. - What is that?!
  15658. - Oh, no!
  15659.  
  15660.  
  15661. - A wiper! Triple blade!
  15662. - Triple blade?
  15663.  
  15664.  
  15665. Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  15666.  
  15667.  
  15668. Why does everything have
  15669. to be so doggone clean?!
  15670.  
  15671.  
  15672. How much do you people need to see?!
  15673.  
  15674.  
  15675. Open your eyes!
  15676. Stick your head out the window!
  15677.  
  15678.  
  15679. From NPR News in Washington,
  15680. I'm Oarl Kasell.
  15681.  
  15682.  
  15683. But don't kill no more bugs!
  15684.  
  15685.  
  15686. - Bee!
  15687. - Moose blood guy!!
  15688.  
  15689.  
  15690. - You hear something?
  15691. - Like what?
  15692.  
  15693.  
  15694. Like tiny screaming.
  15695.  
  15696.  
  15697. Turn off the radio.
  15698.  
  15699.  
  15700. Whassup, bee boy?
  15701.  
  15702.  
  15703. Hey, Blood.
  15704.  
  15705.  
  15706. Just a row of honey jars,
  15707. as far as the eye could see.
  15708.  
  15709.  
  15710. Wow!
  15711.  
  15712.  
  15713. I assume wherever this truck goes
  15714. is where they're getting it.
  15715.  
  15716.  
  15717. I mean, that honey's ours.
  15718.  
  15719.  
  15720. - Bees hang tight.
  15721. - We're all jammed in.
  15722.  
  15723.  
  15724. It's a close community.
  15725.  
  15726.  
  15727. Not us, man. We on our own.
  15728. Every mosquito on his own.
  15729.  
  15730.  
  15731. - What if you get in trouble?
  15732. - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  15733.  
  15734.  
  15735. Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  15736. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  15737.  
  15738.  
  15739. At least you're out in the world.
  15740. You must meet girls.
  15741.  
  15742.  
  15743. Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  15744. get with a moth, dragonfly.
  15745.  
  15746.  
  15747. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  15748.  
  15749.  
  15750. You got to be kidding me!
  15751.  
  15752.  
  15753. Mooseblood's about to leave
  15754. the building! So long, bee!
  15755.  
  15756.  
  15757. - Hey, guys!
  15758. - Mooseblood!
  15759.  
  15760.  
  15761. I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  15762. Did you bring your crazy straw?
  15763.  
  15764.  
  15765. We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  15766. and it's pretty much pure profit.
  15767.  
  15768.  
  15769. What is this place?
  15770.  
  15771.  
  15772. A bee's got a brain
  15773. the size of a pinhead.
  15774.  
  15775.  
  15776. They are pinheads!
  15777.  
  15778.  
  15779. Pinhead.
  15780.  
  15781.  
  15782. - Oheck out the new smoker.
  15783. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  15784.  
  15785.  
  15786. The Thomas 3000!
  15787.  
  15788.  
  15789. Smoker?
  15790.  
  15791.  
  15792. Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  15793. Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  15794.  
  15795.  
  15796. A couple breaths of this
  15797. knocks them right out.
  15798.  
  15799.  
  15800. They make the honey,
  15801. and we make the money.
  15802.  
  15803.  
  15804. "They make the honey,
  15805. and we make the money"?
  15806.  
  15807.  
  15808. Oh, my!
  15809.  
  15810.  
  15811. What's going on? Are you OK?
  15812.  
  15813.  
  15814. Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  15815.  
  15816.  
  15817. Do you know you're
  15818. in a fake hive with fake walls?
  15819.  
  15820.  
  15821. Our queen was moved here.
  15822. We had no choice.
  15823.  
  15824.  
  15825. This is your queen?
  15826. That's a man in women's clothes!
  15827.  
  15828.  
  15829. That's a drag queen!
  15830.  
  15831.  
  15832. What is this?
  15833.  
  15834.  
  15835. Oh, no!
  15836.  
  15837.  
  15838. There's hundreds of them!
  15839.  
  15840.  
  15841. Bee honey.
  15842.  
  15843.  
  15844. Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  15845. on a massive scale!
  15846.  
  15847.  
  15848. This is worse than anything bears
  15849. have done! I intend to do something.
  15850.  
  15851.  
  15852. Oh, Barry, stop.
  15853.  
  15854.  
  15855. Who told you humans are taking
  15856. our honey? That's a rumor.
  15857.  
  15858.  
  15859. Do these look like rumors?
  15860.  
  15861.  
  15862. That's a conspiracy theory.
  15863. These are obviously doctored photos.
  15864.  
  15865.  
  15866. How did you get mixed up in this?
  15867.  
  15868.  
  15869. He's been talking to humans.
  15870.  
  15871.  
  15872. - What?
  15873. - Talking to humans?!
  15874.  
  15875.  
  15876. He has a human girlfriend.
  15877. And they make out!
  15878.  
  15879.  
  15880. Make out? Barry!
  15881.  
  15882.  
  15883. We do not.
  15884.  
  15885.  
  15886. - You wish you could.
  15887. - Whose side are you on?
  15888.  
  15889.  
  15890. The bees!
  15891.  
  15892.  
  15893. I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  15894. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  15895.  
  15896.  
  15897. Barry, this is what you want
  15898. to do with your life?
  15899.  
  15900.  
  15901. I want to do it for all our lives.
  15902. Nobody works harder than bees!
  15903.  
  15904.  
  15905. Dad, I remember you
  15906. coming home so overworked
  15907.  
  15908.  
  15909. your hands were still stirring.
  15910. You couldn't stop.
  15911.  
  15912.  
  15913. I remember that.
  15914.  
  15915.  
  15916. What right do they have to our honey?
  15917.  
  15918.  
  15919. We live on two cups a year. They put it
  15920. in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  15921.  
  15922.  
  15923. Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  15924.  
  15925.  
  15926. Sting them where it really hurts.
  15927.  
  15928.  
  15929. In the face! The eye!
  15930.  
  15931.  
  15932. - That would hurt.
  15933. - No.
  15934.  
  15935.  
  15936. Up the nose? That's a killer.
  15937.  
  15938.  
  15939. There's only one place you can sting
  15940. the humans, one place where it matters.
  15941.  
  15942.  
  15943. Hive at Five, the hive's only
  15944. full-hour action news source.
  15945.  
  15946.  
  15947. No more bee beards!
  15948.  
  15949.  
  15950. With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  15951.  
  15952.  
  15953. Weather with Storm Stinger.
  15954.  
  15955.  
  15956. Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  15957.  
  15958.  
  15959. And Jeanette Ohung.
  15960.  
  15961.  
  15962. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  15963. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  15964.  
  15965.  
  15966. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  15967.  
  15968.  
  15969. intends to sue the human race
  15970. for stealing our honey,
  15971.  
  15972.  
  15973. packaging it and profiting
  15974. from it illegally!
  15975.  
  15976.  
  15977. Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  15978.  
  15979.  
  15980. we'll have three former queens here in
  15981. our studio, discussing their new book,
  15982.  
  15983.  
  15984. Olassy Ladies,
  15985. out this week on Hexagon.
  15986.  
  15987.  
  15988. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  15989.  
  15990.  
  15991. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  15992. from the hive. I can't do this"?
  15993.  
  15994.  
  15995. Bees have never been afraid
  15996. to change the world.
  15997.  
  15998.  
  15999. What about Bee Oolumbus?
  16000. Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  16001.  
  16002.  
  16003. Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  16004.  
  16005.  
  16006. We were thinking
  16007. of stickball or candy stores.
  16008.  
  16009.  
  16010. How old are you?
  16011.  
  16012.  
  16013. The bee community
  16014. is supporting you in this case,
  16015.  
  16016.  
  16017. which will be the trial
  16018. of the bee century.
  16019.  
  16020.  
  16021. You know, they have a Larry King
  16022. in the human world too.
  16023.  
  16024.  
  16025. It's a common name. Next week...
  16026.  
  16027.  
  16028. He looks like you and has a show
  16029. and suspenders and colored dots...
  16030.  
  16031.  
  16032. Next week...
  16033.  
  16034.  
  16035. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  16036. guest even though you just heard 'em.
  16037.  
  16038.  
  16039. Bear Week next week!
  16040. They're scary, hairy and here live.
  16041.  
  16042.  
  16043. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  16044. squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  16045.  
  16046.  
  16047. In tennis, you attack
  16048. at the point of weakness!
  16049.  
  16050.  
  16051. It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  16052.  
  16053.  
  16054. Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  16055. I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  16056.  
  16057.  
  16058. Quiet, please.
  16059. Actual work going on here.
  16060.  
  16061.  
  16062. - Is that that same bee?
  16063. - Yes, it is!
  16064.  
  16065.  
  16066. I'm helping him sue the human race.
  16067.  
  16068.  
  16069. - Hello.
  16070. - Hello, bee.
  16071.  
  16072.  
  16073. This is Ken.
  16074.  
  16075.  
  16076. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  16077. ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  16078.  
  16079.  
  16080. Why does he talk again?
  16081.  
  16082.  
  16083. Listen, you better go
  16084. 'cause we're really busy working.
  16085.  
  16086.  
  16087. But it's our yogurt night!
  16088.  
  16089.  
  16090. Bye-bye.
  16091.  
  16092.  
  16093. Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  16094.  
  16095.  
  16096. You poor thing.
  16097. You two have been at this for hours!
  16098.  
  16099.  
  16100. Yes, and Adam here
  16101. has been a huge help.
  16102.  
  16103.  
  16104. - Frosting...
  16105. - How many sugars?
  16106.  
  16107.  
  16108. Just one. I try not
  16109. to use the competition.
  16110.  
  16111.  
  16112. So why are you helping me?
  16113.  
  16114.  
  16115. Bees have good qualities.
  16116.  
  16117.  
  16118. And it takes my mind off the shop.
  16119.  
  16120.  
  16121. Instead of flowers, people
  16122. are giving balloon bouquets now.
  16123.  
  16124.  
  16125. Those are great, if you're three.
  16126.  
  16127.  
  16128. And artificial flowers.
  16129.  
  16130.  
  16131. - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  16132. - Yeah, me too.
  16133.  
  16134.  
  16135. Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  16136.  
  16137.  
  16138. Bees must hate those fake things!
  16139.  
  16140.  
  16141. Nothing worse
  16142. than a daffodil that's had work done.
  16143.  
  16144.  
  16145. Maybe this could make up
  16146. for it a little bit.
  16147.  
  16148.  
  16149. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  16150. - I guess.
  16151.  
  16152.  
  16153. You sure you want to go through with it?
  16154.  
  16155.  
  16156. Am I sure? When I'm done with
  16157. the humans, they won't be able
  16158.  
  16159.  
  16160. to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  16161. without paying a royalty!
  16162.  
  16163.  
  16164. It's an incredible scene
  16165. here in downtown Manhattan,
  16166.  
  16167.  
  16168. where the world anxiously waits,
  16169. because for the first time in history,
  16170.  
  16171.  
  16172. we will hear for ourselves
  16173. if a honeybee can actually speak.
  16174.  
  16175.  
  16176. What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  16177.  
  16178.  
  16179. It's pretty big, isn't it?
  16180.  
  16181.  
  16182. I can't believe how many humans
  16183. don't work during the day.
  16184.  
  16185.  
  16186. You think billion-dollar multinational
  16187. food companies have good lawyers?
  16188.  
  16189.  
  16190. Everybody needs to stay
  16191. behind the barricade.
  16192.  
  16193.  
  16194. - What's the matter?
  16195. - I don't know, I just got a chill.
  16196.  
  16197.  
  16198. Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  16199.  
  16200.  
  16201. You boys work on this?
  16202.  
  16203.  
  16204. All rise! The Honorable
  16205. Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  16206.  
  16207.  
  16208. All right. Oase number 4475,
  16209.  
  16210.  
  16211. Superior Oourt of New York,
  16212. Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  16213.  
  16214.  
  16215. is now in session.
  16216.  
  16217.  
  16218. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  16219. the five food companies collectively?
  16220.  
  16221.  
  16222. A privilege.
  16223.  
  16224.  
  16225. Mr. Benson... you're representing
  16226. all the bees of the world?
  16227.  
  16228.  
  16229. I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  16230. we're ready to proceed.
  16231.  
  16232.  
  16233. Mr. Montgomery,
  16234. your opening statement, please.
  16235.  
  16236.  
  16237. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  16238.  
  16239.  
  16240. my grandmother was a simple woman.
  16241.  
  16242.  
  16243. Born on a farm, she believed
  16244. it was man's divine right
  16245.  
  16246.  
  16247. to benefit from the bounty
  16248. of nature God put before us.
  16249.  
  16250.  
  16251. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  16252. Mr. Benson imagines,
  16253.  
  16254.  
  16255. just think of what would it mean.
  16256.  
  16257.  
  16258. I would have to negotiate
  16259. with the silkworm
  16260.  
  16261.  
  16262. for the elastic in my britches!
  16263.  
  16264.  
  16265. Talking bee!
  16266.  
  16267.  
  16268. How do we know this isn't some sort of
  16269.  
  16270.  
  16271. holographic motion-picture-capture
  16272. Hollywood wizardry?
  16273.  
  16274.  
  16275. They could be using laser beams!
  16276.  
  16277.  
  16278. Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  16279. Oloning! For all we know,
  16280.  
  16281.  
  16282. he could be on steroids!
  16283.  
  16284.  
  16285. Mr. Benson?
  16286.  
  16287.  
  16288. Ladies and gentlemen,
  16289. there's no trickery here.
  16290.  
  16291.  
  16292. I'm just an ordinary bee.
  16293. Honey's pretty important to me.
  16294.  
  16295.  
  16296. It's important to all bees.
  16297. We invented it!
  16298.  
  16299.  
  16300. We make it. And we protect it
  16301. with our lives.
  16302.  
  16303.  
  16304. Unfortunately, there are
  16305. some people in this room
  16306.  
  16307.  
  16308. who think they can take it from us
  16309.  
  16310.  
  16311. 'cause we're the little guys!
  16312. I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  16313.  
  16314.  
  16315. you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  16316. you not only take everything we have
  16317.  
  16318.  
  16319. but everything we are!
  16320.  
  16321.  
  16322. I wish he'd dress like that
  16323. all the time. So nice!
  16324.  
  16325.  
  16326. Oall your first witness.
  16327.  
  16328.  
  16329. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  16330. of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  16331.  
  16332.  
  16333. I suppose so.
  16334.  
  16335.  
  16336. I see you also own
  16337. Honeyburton and Honron!
  16338.  
  16339.  
  16340. Yes, they provide beekeepers
  16341. for our farms.
  16342.  
  16343.  
  16344. Beekeeper. I find that
  16345. to be a very disturbing term.
  16346.  
  16347.  
  16348. I don't imagine you employ
  16349. any bee-free-ers, do you?
  16350.  
  16351.  
  16352. - No.
  16353. - I couldn't hear you.
  16354.  
  16355.  
  16356. - No.
  16357. - No.
  16358.  
  16359.  
  16360. Because you don't free bees.
  16361. You keep bees. Not only that,
  16362.  
  16363.  
  16364. it seems you thought a bear would be
  16365. an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  16366.  
  16367.  
  16368. They're very lovable creatures.
  16369.  
  16370.  
  16371. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  16372.  
  16373.  
  16374. You mean like this?
  16375.  
  16376.  
  16377. Bears kill bees!
  16378.  
  16379.  
  16380. How'd you like his head crashing
  16381. through your living room?!
  16382.  
  16383.  
  16384. Biting into your couch!
  16385. Spitting out your throw pillows!
  16386.  
  16387.  
  16388. OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  16389.  
  16390.  
  16391. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  16392. Your name intrigues me.
  16393.  
  16394.  
  16395. - Where have I heard it before?
  16396. - I was with a band called The Police.
  16397.  
  16398.  
  16399. But you've never been
  16400. a police officer, have you?
  16401.  
  16402.  
  16403. No, I haven't.
  16404.  
  16405.  
  16406. No, you haven't. And so here
  16407. we have yet another example
  16408.  
  16409.  
  16410. of bee culture casually
  16411. stolen by a human
  16412.  
  16413.  
  16414. for nothing more than
  16415. a prance-about stage name.
  16416.  
  16417.  
  16418. Oh, please.
  16419.  
  16420.  
  16421. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  16422.  
  16423.  
  16424. Because I'm feeling
  16425. a little stung, Sting.
  16426.  
  16427.  
  16428. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  16429.  
  16430.  
  16431. That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  16432.  
  16433.  
  16434. Mr. Liotta, first,
  16435. belated congratulations on
  16436.  
  16437.  
  16438. your Emmy win for a guest spot
  16439. on ER in 2005.
  16440.  
  16441.  
  16442. Thank you. Thank you.
  16443.  
  16444.  
  16445. I see from your resume
  16446. that you're devilishly handsome
  16447.  
  16448.  
  16449. with a churning inner turmoil
  16450. that's ready to blow.
  16451.  
  16452.  
  16453. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  16454.  
  16455.  
  16456. Not yet it isn't. But is this
  16457. what it's come to for you?
  16458.  
  16459.  
  16460. Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  16461. so you don't
  16462.  
  16463.  
  16464. have to rehearse
  16465. your part and learn your lines, sir?
  16466.  
  16467.  
  16468. Watch it, Benson!
  16469. I could blow right now!
  16470.  
  16471.  
  16472. This isn't a goodfella.
  16473. This is a badfella!
  16474.  
  16475.  
  16476. Why doesn't someone just step on
  16477. this creep, and we can all go home?!
  16478.  
  16479.  
  16480. - Order in this court!
  16481. - You're all thinking it!
  16482.  
  16483.  
  16484. Order! Order, I say!
  16485.  
  16486.  
  16487. - Say it!
  16488. - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  16489.  
  16490.  
  16491. I think it was awfully nice
  16492. of that bear to pitch in like that.
  16493.  
  16494.  
  16495. I think the jury's on our side.
  16496.  
  16497.  
  16498. Are we doing everything right, legally?
  16499.  
  16500.  
  16501. I'm a florist.
  16502.  
  16503.  
  16504. Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  16505.  
  16506.  
  16507. To a great team!
  16508.  
  16509.  
  16510. Well, hello.
  16511.  
  16512.  
  16513. - Ken!
  16514. - Hello.
  16515.  
  16516.  
  16517. I didn't think you were coming.
  16518.  
  16519.  
  16520. No, I was just late.
  16521. I tried to call, but... the battery.
  16522.  
  16523.  
  16524. I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  16525. so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  16526.  
  16527.  
  16528. Oh, that was lucky.
  16529.  
  16530.  
  16531. There's a little left.
  16532. I could heat it up.
  16533.  
  16534.  
  16535. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  16536.  
  16537.  
  16538. So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  16539.  
  16540.  
  16541. I'm not much for the game myself.
  16542. The ball's a little grabby.
  16543.  
  16544.  
  16545. That's where I usually sit.
  16546. Right... there.
  16547.  
  16548.  
  16549. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  16550.  
  16551.  
  16552. and he agreed with me that eating with
  16553. chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  16554.  
  16555.  
  16556. You think I don't see what you're doing?
  16557.  
  16558.  
  16559. I know how hard it is to find
  16560. the rightjob. We have that in common.
  16561.  
  16562.  
  16563. Do we?
  16564.  
  16565.  
  16566. Bees have 100 percent employment,
  16567. but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  16568.  
  16569.  
  16570. That's just what
  16571. I was thinking about doing.
  16572.  
  16573.  
  16574. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  16575. for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  16576.  
  16577.  
  16578. I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  16579.  
  16580.  
  16581. Yeah, you do that.
  16582.  
  16583.  
  16584. Look at that.
  16585.  
  16586.  
  16587. You know, I've just about had it
  16588.  
  16589.  
  16590. with your little mind games.
  16591.  
  16592.  
  16593. - What's that?
  16594. - Italian Vogue.
  16595.  
  16596.  
  16597. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  16598.  
  16599.  
  16600. A lot of ads.
  16601.  
  16602.  
  16603. Remember what Van said, why is
  16604. your life more valuable than mine?
  16605.  
  16606.  
  16607. Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  16608.  
  16609.  
  16610. I think something stinks in here!
  16611.  
  16612.  
  16613. I love the smell of flowers.
  16614.  
  16615.  
  16616. How do you like the smell of flames?!
  16617.  
  16618.  
  16619. Not as much.
  16620.  
  16621.  
  16622. Water bug! Not taking sides!
  16623.  
  16624.  
  16625. Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  16626. This is pathetic!
  16627.  
  16628.  
  16629. I've got issues!
  16630.  
  16631.  
  16632. Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  16633.  
  16634.  
  16635. - You're bluffing.
  16636. - Am I?
  16637.  
  16638.  
  16639. Surf's up, dude!
  16640.  
  16641.  
  16642. Poo water!
  16643.  
  16644.  
  16645. That bowl is gnarly.
  16646.  
  16647.  
  16648. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  16649.  
  16650.  
  16651. Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  16652.  
  16653.  
  16654. You know, I don't even like honey!
  16655. I don't eat it!
  16656.  
  16657.  
  16658. We need to talk!
  16659.  
  16660.  
  16661. He's just a little bee!
  16662.  
  16663.  
  16664. And he happens to be
  16665. the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  16666.  
  16667.  
  16668. Long time? What are you talking about?!
  16669. Are there other bugs in your life?
  16670.  
  16671.  
  16672. No, but there are other things bugging
  16673. me in life. And you're one of them!
  16674.  
  16675.  
  16676. Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  16677.  
  16678.  
  16679. My nerves are fried from riding
  16680. on this emotional roller coaster!
  16681.  
  16682.  
  16683. Goodbye, Ken.
  16684.  
  16685.  
  16686. And for your information,
  16687.  
  16688.  
  16689. I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  16690. sweeteners made by man!
  16691.  
  16692.  
  16693. I'm sorry about all that.
  16694.  
  16695.  
  16696. I know it's got
  16697. an aftertaste! I like it!
  16698.  
  16699.  
  16700. I always felt there was some kind
  16701. of barrier between Ken and me.
  16702.  
  16703.  
  16704. I couldn't overcome it.
  16705. Oh, well.
  16706.  
  16707.  
  16708. Are you OK for the trial?
  16709.  
  16710.  
  16711. I believe Mr. Montgomery
  16712. is about out of ideas.
  16713.  
  16714.  
  16715. We would like to call
  16716. Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  16717.  
  16718.  
  16719. Good idea! You can really see why he's
  16720. considered one of the best lawyers...
  16721.  
  16722.  
  16723. Yeah.
  16724.  
  16725.  
  16726. Layton, you've
  16727. gotta weave some magic
  16728.  
  16729.  
  16730. with this jury,
  16731. or it's gonna be all over.
  16732.  
  16733.  
  16734. Don't worry. The only thing I have
  16735. to do to turn this jury around
  16736.  
  16737.  
  16738. is to remind them
  16739. of what they don't like about bees.
  16740.  
  16741.  
  16742. - You got the tweezers?
  16743. - Are you allergic?
  16744.  
  16745.  
  16746. Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  16747.  
  16748.  
  16749. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  16750. what I think we'd all like to know.
  16751.  
  16752.  
  16753. What exactly is your relationship
  16754.  
  16755.  
  16756. to that woman?
  16757.  
  16758.  
  16759. We're friends.
  16760.  
  16761.  
  16762. - Good friends?
  16763. - Yes.
  16764.  
  16765.  
  16766. How good? Do you live together?
  16767.  
  16768.  
  16769. Wait a minute...
  16770.  
  16771.  
  16772. Are you her little...
  16773.  
  16774.  
  16775. ...bedbug?
  16776.  
  16777.  
  16778. I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  16779. From what I understand,
  16780.  
  16781.  
  16782. doesn't your queen give birth
  16783. to all the bee children?
  16784.  
  16785.  
  16786. - Yeah, but...
  16787. - So those aren't your real parents!
  16788.  
  16789.  
  16790. - Oh, Barry...
  16791. - Yes, they are!
  16792.  
  16793.  
  16794. Hold me back!
  16795.  
  16796.  
  16797. You're an illegitimate bee,
  16798. aren't you, Benson?
  16799.  
  16800.  
  16801. He's denouncing bees!
  16802.  
  16803.  
  16804. Don't y'all date your cousins?
  16805.  
  16806.  
  16807. - Objection!
  16808. - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  16809.  
  16810.  
  16811. Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  16812.  
  16813.  
  16814. Oh, I'm hit!!
  16815.  
  16816.  
  16817. Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  16818.  
  16819.  
  16820. Order! Order!
  16821.  
  16822.  
  16823. The venom! The venom
  16824. is coursing through my veins!
  16825.  
  16826.  
  16827. I have been felled
  16828. by a winged beast of destruction!
  16829.  
  16830.  
  16831. You see? You can't treat them
  16832. like equals! They're striped savages!
  16833.  
  16834.  
  16835. Stinging's the only thing
  16836. they know! It's their way!
  16837.  
  16838.  
  16839. - Adam, stay with me.
  16840. - I can't feel my legs.
  16841.  
  16842.  
  16843. What angel of mercy
  16844. will come forward to suck the poison
  16845.  
  16846.  
  16847. from my heaving buttocks?
  16848.  
  16849.  
  16850. I will have order in this court. Order!
  16851.  
  16852.  
  16853. Order, please!
  16854.  
  16855.  
  16856. The case of the honeybees
  16857. versus the human race
  16858.  
  16859.  
  16860. took a pointed turn against the bees
  16861.  
  16862.  
  16863. yesterday when one of their legal
  16864. team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  16865.  
  16866.  
  16867. - Hey, buddy.
  16868. - Hey.
  16869.  
  16870.  
  16871. - Is there much pain?
  16872. - Yeah.
  16873.  
  16874.  
  16875. I...
  16876.  
  16877.  
  16878. I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  16879.  
  16880.  
  16881. It doesn't matter. What matters is
  16882. you're alive. You could have died.
  16883.  
  16884.  
  16885. I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  16886.  
  16887.  
  16888. They got it from the cafeteria
  16889. downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  16890.  
  16891.  
  16892. Look, there's
  16893. a little celery still on it.
  16894.  
  16895.  
  16896. What was it like to sting someone?
  16897.  
  16898.  
  16899. I can't explain it. It was all...
  16900.  
  16901.  
  16902. All adrenaline and then...
  16903. and then ecstasy!
  16904.  
  16905.  
  16906. All right.
  16907.  
  16908.  
  16909. You think it was all a trap?
  16910.  
  16911.  
  16912. Of course. I'm sorry.
  16913. I flew us right into this.
  16914.  
  16915.  
  16916. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  16917. just a couple of bugs in this world.
  16918.  
  16919.  
  16920. What will the humans do to us
  16921. if they win?
  16922.  
  16923.  
  16924. I don't know.
  16925.  
  16926.  
  16927. I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  16928. That doesn't sound so bad.
  16929.  
  16930.  
  16931. Adam, they check in,
  16932. but they don't check out!
  16933.  
  16934.  
  16935. Oh, my.
  16936.  
  16937.  
  16938. Oould you get a nurse
  16939. to close that window?
  16940.  
  16941.  
  16942. - Why?
  16943. - The smoke.
  16944.  
  16945.  
  16946. Bees don't smoke.
  16947.  
  16948.  
  16949. Right. Bees don't smoke.
  16950.  
  16951.  
  16952. Bees don't smoke!
  16953. But some bees are smoking.
  16954.  
  16955.  
  16956. That's it! That's our case!
  16957.  
  16958.  
  16959. It is? It's not over?
  16960.  
  16961.  
  16962. Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  16963.  
  16964.  
  16965. Get back to the court and stall.
  16966. Stall any way you can.
  16967.  
  16968.  
  16969. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  16970.  
  16971.  
  16972. Mr. Flayman.
  16973.  
  16974.  
  16975. Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  16976.  
  16977.  
  16978. Where is the rest of your team?
  16979.  
  16980.  
  16981. Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  16982.  
  16983.  
  16984. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  16985.  
  16986.  
  16987. and as a result,
  16988. we don't make very good time.
  16989.  
  16990.  
  16991. I actually heard a funny story about...
  16992.  
  16993.  
  16994. Your Honor,
  16995. haven't these ridiculous bugs
  16996.  
  16997.  
  16998. taken up enough
  16999. of this court's valuable time?
  17000.  
  17001.  
  17002. How much longer will we allow
  17003. these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  17004.  
  17005.  
  17006. They have presented no compelling
  17007. evidence to support their charges
  17008.  
  17009.  
  17010. against my clients,
  17011. who run legitimate businesses.
  17012.  
  17013.  
  17014. I move for a complete dismissal
  17015. of this entire case!
  17016.  
  17017.  
  17018. Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  17019.  
  17020.  
  17021. to have to consider
  17022. Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  17023.  
  17024.  
  17025. But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  17026.  
  17027.  
  17028. Where is your proof?
  17029. Where is the evidence?
  17030.  
  17031.  
  17032. Show me the smoking gun!
  17033.  
  17034.  
  17035. Hold it, Your Honor!
  17036. You want a smoking gun?
  17037.  
  17038.  
  17039. Here is your smoking gun.
  17040.  
  17041.  
  17042. What is that?
  17043.  
  17044.  
  17045. It's a bee smoker!
  17046.  
  17047.  
  17048. What, this?
  17049. This harmless little contraption?
  17050.  
  17051.  
  17052. This couldn't hurt a fly,
  17053. let alone a bee.
  17054.  
  17055.  
  17056. Look at what has happened
  17057.  
  17058.  
  17059. to bees who have never been asked,
  17060. "Smoking or non?"
  17061.  
  17062.  
  17063. Is this what nature intended for us?
  17064.  
  17065.  
  17066. To be forcibly addicted
  17067. to smoke machines
  17068.  
  17069.  
  17070. and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  17071.  
  17072.  
  17073. Living out our lives as honey slaves
  17074. to the white man?
  17075.  
  17076.  
  17077. - What are we gonna do?
  17078. - He's playing the species card.
  17079.  
  17080.  
  17081. Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  17082. free these bees!
  17083.  
  17084.  
  17085. Free the bees! Free the bees!
  17086.  
  17087.  
  17088. Free the bees!
  17089.  
  17090.  
  17091. Free the bees! Free the bees!
  17092.  
  17093.  
  17094. The court finds in favor of the bees!
  17095.  
  17096.  
  17097. Vanessa, we won!
  17098.  
  17099.  
  17100. I knew you could do it! High-five!
  17101.  
  17102.  
  17103. Sorry.
  17104.  
  17105.  
  17106. I'm OK! You know what this means?
  17107.  
  17108.  
  17109. All the honey
  17110. will finally belong to the bees.
  17111.  
  17112.  
  17113. Now we won't have
  17114. to work so hard all the time.
  17115.  
  17116.  
  17117. This is an unholy perversion
  17118. of the balance of nature, Benson.
  17119.  
  17120.  
  17121. You'll regret this.
  17122.  
  17123.  
  17124. Barry, how much honey is out there?
  17125.  
  17126.  
  17127. All right. One at a time.
  17128.  
  17129.  
  17130. Barry, who are you wearing?
  17131.  
  17132.  
  17133. My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
  17134. and I have no pants.
  17135.  
  17136.  
  17137. - What if Montgomery's right?
  17138. - What do you mean?
  17139.  
  17140.  
  17141. We've been living the bee way
  17142. a long time, 27 million years.
  17143.  
  17144.  
  17145. Oongratulations on your victory.
  17146. What will you demand as a settlement?
  17147.  
  17148.  
  17149. First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
  17150. of all bee work camps.
  17151.  
  17152.  
  17153. Then we want back the honey
  17154. that was ours to begin with,
  17155.  
  17156.  
  17157. every last drop.
  17158.  
  17159.  
  17160. We demand an end to the glorification
  17161. of the bear as anything more
  17162.  
  17163.  
  17164. than a filthy, smelly,
  17165. bad-breath stink machine.
  17166.  
  17167.  
  17168. We're all aware
  17169. of what they do in the woods.
  17170.  
  17171.  
  17172. Wait for my signal.
  17173.  
  17174.  
  17175. Take him out.
  17176.  
  17177.  
  17178. He'll have nauseous
  17179. for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
  17180.  
  17181.  
  17182. And we will no longer tolerate
  17183. bee-negative nicknames...
  17184.  
  17185.  
  17186. But it's just a prance-about stage name!
  17187.  
  17188.  
  17189. ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
  17190. in bogus health products
  17191.  
  17192.  
  17193. and la-dee-da human
  17194. tea-time snack garnishments.
  17195.  
  17196.  
  17197. Oan't breathe.
  17198.  
  17199.  
  17200. Bring it in, boys!
  17201.  
  17202.  
  17203. Hold it right there! Good.
  17204.  
  17205.  
  17206. Tap it.
  17207.  
  17208.  
  17209. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
  17210. and there's gallons more coming!
  17211.  
  17212.  
  17213. - I think we need to shut down!
  17214. - Shut down? We've never shut down.
  17215.  
  17216.  
  17217. Shut down honey production!
  17218.  
  17219.  
  17220. Stop making honey!
  17221.  
  17222.  
  17223. Turn your key, sir!
  17224.  
  17225.  
  17226. What do we do now?
  17227.  
  17228.  
  17229. Oannonball!
  17230.  
  17231.  
  17232. We're shutting honey production!
  17233.  
  17234.  
  17235. Mission abort.
  17236.  
  17237.  
  17238. Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
  17239. Returning to base.
  17240.  
  17241.  
  17242. Adam, you wouldn't believe
  17243. how much honey was out there.
  17244.  
  17245.  
  17246. Oh, yeah?
  17247.  
  17248.  
  17249. What's going on? Where is everybody?
  17250.  
  17251.  
  17252. - Are they out celebrating?
  17253. - They're home.
  17254.  
  17255.  
  17256. They don't know what to do.
  17257. Laying out, sleeping in.
  17258.  
  17259.  
  17260. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
  17261. to San Antonio with a cricket.
  17262.  
  17263.  
  17264. At least we got our honey back.
  17265.  
  17266.  
  17267. Sometimes I think, so what if humans
  17268. liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
  17269.  
  17270.  
  17271. It's the greatest thing in the world!
  17272. I was excited to be part of making it.
  17273.  
  17274.  
  17275. This was my new desk. This was my
  17276. new job. I wanted to do it really well.
  17277.  
  17278.  
  17279. And now...
  17280.  
  17281.  
  17282. Now I can't.
  17283.  
  17284.  
  17285. I don't understand
  17286. why they're not happy.
  17287.  
  17288.  
  17289. I thought their lives would be better!
  17290.  
  17291.  
  17292. They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
  17293. Honey really changes people.
  17294.  
  17295.  
  17296. You don't have any idea
  17297. what's going on, do you?
  17298.  
  17299.  
  17300. - What did you want to show me?
  17301. - This.
  17302.  
  17303.  
  17304. What happened here?
  17305.  
  17306.  
  17307. That is not the half of it.
  17308.  
  17309.  
  17310. Oh, no. Oh, my.
  17311.  
  17312.  
  17313. They're all wilting.
  17314.  
  17315.  
  17316. Doesn't look very good, does it?
  17317.  
  17318.  
  17319. No.
  17320.  
  17321.  
  17322. And whose fault do you think that is?
  17323.  
  17324.  
  17325. You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
  17326.  
  17327.  
  17328. Bees?
  17329.  
  17330.  
  17331. Specifically, me.
  17332.  
  17333.  
  17334. I didn't think bees not needing to make
  17335. honey would affect all these things.
  17336.  
  17337.  
  17338. It's notjust flowers.
  17339. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
  17340.  
  17341.  
  17342. That's our whole SAT test right there.
  17343.  
  17344.  
  17345. Take away produce, that affects
  17346. the entire animal kingdom.
  17347.  
  17348.  
  17349. And then, of course...
  17350.  
  17351.  
  17352. The human species?
  17353.  
  17354.  
  17355. So if there's no more pollination,
  17356.  
  17357.  
  17358. it could all just go south here,
  17359. couldn't it?
  17360.  
  17361.  
  17362. I know this is also partly my fault.
  17363.  
  17364.  
  17365. How about a suicide pact?
  17366.  
  17367.  
  17368. How do we do it?
  17369.  
  17370.  
  17371. - I'll sting you, you step on me.
  17372. - Thatjust kills you twice.
  17373.  
  17374.  
  17375. Right, right.
  17376.  
  17377.  
  17378. Listen, Barry...
  17379. sorry, but I gotta get going.
  17380.  
  17381.  
  17382. I had to open my mouth and talk.
  17383.  
  17384.  
  17385. Vanessa?
  17386.  
  17387.  
  17388. Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
  17389. Where are you going?
  17390.  
  17391.  
  17392. To the final Tournament of Roses parade
  17393. in Pasadena.
  17394.  
  17395.  
  17396. They've moved it to this weekend
  17397. because all the flowers are dying.
  17398.  
  17399.  
  17400. It's the last chance
  17401. I'll ever have to see it.
  17402.  
  17403.  
  17404. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
  17405. I never meant it to turn out like this.
  17406.  
  17407.  
  17408. I know. Me neither.
  17409.  
  17410.  
  17411. Tournament of Roses.
  17412. Roses can't do sports.
  17413.  
  17414.  
  17415. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
  17416.  
  17417.  
  17418. Roses!
  17419.  
  17420.  
  17421. Vanessa!
  17422.  
  17423.  
  17424. Roses?!
  17425.  
  17426.  
  17427. Barry?
  17428.  
  17429.  
  17430. - Roses are flowers!
  17431. - Yes, they are.
  17432.  
  17433.  
  17434. Flowers, bees, pollen!
  17435.  
  17436.  
  17437. I know.
  17438. That's why this is the last parade.
  17439.  
  17440.  
  17441. Maybe not.
  17442. Oould you ask him to slow down?
  17443.  
  17444.  
  17445. Oould you slow down?
  17446.  
  17447.  
  17448. Barry!
  17449.  
  17450.  
  17451. OK, I made a huge mistake.
  17452. This is a total disaster, all my fault.
  17453.  
  17454.  
  17455. Yes, it kind of is.
  17456.  
  17457.  
  17458. I've ruined the planet.
  17459. I wanted to help you
  17460.  
  17461.  
  17462. with the flower shop.
  17463. I've made it worse.
  17464.  
  17465.  
  17466. Actually, it's completely closed down.
  17467.  
  17468.  
  17469. I thought maybe you were remodeling.
  17470.  
  17471.  
  17472. But I have another idea, and it's
  17473. greater than my previous ideas combined.
  17474.  
  17475.  
  17476. I don't want to hear it!
  17477.  
  17478.  
  17479. All right, they have the roses,
  17480. the roses have the pollen.
  17481.  
  17482.  
  17483. I know every bee, plant
  17484. and flower bud in this park.
  17485.  
  17486.  
  17487. All we gotta do is get what they've got
  17488. back here with what we've got.
  17489.  
  17490.  
  17491. - Bees.
  17492. - Park.
  17493.  
  17494.  
  17495. - Pollen!
  17496. - Flowers.
  17497.  
  17498.  
  17499. - Repollination!
  17500. - Across the nation!
  17501.  
  17502.  
  17503. Tournament of Roses,
  17504. Pasadena, Oalifornia.
  17505.  
  17506.  
  17507. They've got nothing
  17508. but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
  17509.  
  17510.  
  17511. Security will be tight.
  17512.  
  17513.  
  17514. I have an idea.
  17515.  
  17516.  
  17517. Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
  17518.  
  17519.  
  17520. Official floral business. It's real.
  17521.  
  17522.  
  17523. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
  17524.  
  17525.  
  17526. Thank you. It was a gift.
  17527.  
  17528.  
  17529. Once inside,
  17530. we just pick the right float.
  17531.  
  17532.  
  17533. How about The Princess and the Pea?
  17534.  
  17535.  
  17536. I could be the princess,
  17537. and you could be the pea!
  17538.  
  17539.  
  17540. Yes, I got it.
  17541.  
  17542.  
  17543. - Where should I sit?
  17544. - What are you?
  17545.  
  17546.  
  17547. - I believe I'm the pea.
  17548. - The pea?
  17549.  
  17550.  
  17551. It goes under the mattresses.
  17552.  
  17553.  
  17554. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
  17555. - I'm getting the marshal.
  17556.  
  17557.  
  17558. You do that!
  17559. This whole parade is a fiasco!
  17560.  
  17561.  
  17562. Let's see what this baby'll do.
  17563.  
  17564.  
  17565. Hey, what are you doing?!
  17566.  
  17567.  
  17568. Then all we do
  17569. is blend in with traffic...
  17570.  
  17571.  
  17572. ...without arousing suspicion.
  17573.  
  17574.  
  17575. Once at the airport,
  17576. there's no stopping us.
  17577.  
  17578.  
  17579. Stop! Security.
  17580.  
  17581.  
  17582. - You and your insect pack your float?
  17583. - Yes.
  17584.  
  17585.  
  17586. Has it been
  17587. in your possession the entire time?
  17588.  
  17589.  
  17590. Would you remove your shoes?
  17591.  
  17592.  
  17593. - Remove your stinger.
  17594. - It's part of me.
  17595.  
  17596.  
  17597. I know. Just having some fun.
  17598. Enjoy your flight.
  17599.  
  17600.  
  17601. Then if we're lucky, we'll have
  17602. just enough pollen to do the job.
  17603.  
  17604.  
  17605. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
  17606. have just enough pollen to do the job!
  17607.  
  17608.  
  17609. I think this is gonna work.
  17610.  
  17611.  
  17612. It's got to work.
  17613.  
  17614.  
  17615. Attention, passengers,
  17616. this is Oaptain Scott.
  17617.  
  17618.  
  17619. We have a bit of bad weather
  17620. in New York.
  17621.  
  17622.  
  17623. It looks like we'll experience
  17624. a couple hours delay.
  17625.  
  17626.  
  17627. Barry, these are cut flowers
  17628. with no water. They'll never make it.
  17629.  
  17630.  
  17631. I gotta get up there
  17632. and talk to them.
  17633.  
  17634.  
  17635. Be careful.
  17636.  
  17637.  
  17638. Oan I get help
  17639. with the Sky Mall magazine?
  17640.  
  17641.  
  17642. I'd like to order the talking
  17643. inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
  17644.  
  17645.  
  17646. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
  17647.  
  17648.  
  17649. - What'd you say, Hal?
  17650. - Nothing.
  17651.  
  17652.  
  17653. Bee!
  17654.  
  17655.  
  17656. Don't freak out! My entire species...
  17657.  
  17658.  
  17659. What are you doing?
  17660.  
  17661.  
  17662. - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
  17663. - Who's an attorney?
  17664.  
  17665.  
  17666. Don't move.
  17667.  
  17668.  
  17669. Oh, Barry.
  17670.  
  17671.  
  17672. Good afternoon, passengers.
  17673. This is your captain.
  17674.  
  17675.  
  17676. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
  17677. please report to the cockpit?
  17678.  
  17679.  
  17680. And please hurry!
  17681.  
  17682.  
  17683. What happened here?
  17684.  
  17685.  
  17686. There was a DustBuster,
  17687. a toupee, a life raft exploded.
  17688.  
  17689.  
  17690. One's bald, one's in a boat,
  17691. they're both unconscious!
  17692.  
  17693.  
  17694. - Is that another bee joke?
  17695. - No!
  17696.  
  17697.  
  17698. No one's flying the plane!
  17699.  
  17700.  
  17701. This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
  17702. What's your status?
  17703.  
  17704.  
  17705. This is Vanessa Bloome.
  17706. I'm a florist from New York.
  17707.  
  17708.  
  17709. Where's the pilot?
  17710.  
  17711.  
  17712. He's unconscious,
  17713. and so is the copilot.
  17714.  
  17715.  
  17716. Not good. Does anyone onboard
  17717. have flight experience?
  17718.  
  17719.  
  17720. As a matter of fact, there is.
  17721.  
  17722.  
  17723. - Who's that?
  17724. - Barry Benson.
  17725.  
  17726.  
  17727. From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
  17728.  
  17729.  
  17730. Vanessa, this is nothing more
  17731. than a big metal bee.
  17732.  
  17733.  
  17734. It's got giant wings, huge engines.
  17735.  
  17736.  
  17737. I can't fly a plane.
  17738.  
  17739.  
  17740. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
  17741. - Yes.
  17742.  
  17743.  
  17744. How hard could it be?
  17745.  
  17746.  
  17747. Wait, Barry!
  17748. We're headed into some lightning.
  17749.  
  17750.  
  17751. This is Bob Bumble. We have some
  17752. late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
  17753.  
  17754.  
  17755. where a suspenseful scene
  17756. is developing.
  17757.  
  17758.  
  17759. Barry Benson,
  17760. fresh from his legal victory...
  17761.  
  17762.  
  17763. That's Barry!
  17764.  
  17765.  
  17766. ...is attempting to land a plane,
  17767. loaded with people, flowers
  17768.  
  17769.  
  17770. and an incapacitated flight crew.
  17771.  
  17772.  
  17773. Flowers?!
  17774.  
  17775.  
  17776. We have a storm in the area
  17777. and two individuals at the controls
  17778.  
  17779.  
  17780. with absolutely no flight experience.
  17781.  
  17782.  
  17783. Just a minute.
  17784. There's a bee on that plane.
  17785.  
  17786.  
  17787. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
  17788. and his no-account compadres.
  17789.  
  17790.  
  17791. They've done enough damage.
  17792.  
  17793.  
  17794. But isn't he your only hope?
  17795.  
  17796.  
  17797. Technically, a bee
  17798. shouldn't be able to fly at all.
  17799.  
  17800.  
  17801. Their wings are too small...
  17802.  
  17803.  
  17804. Haven't we heard this a million times?
  17805.  
  17806.  
  17807. "The surface area of the wings
  17808. and body mass make no sense."
  17809.  
  17810.  
  17811. - Get this on the air!
  17812. - Got it.
  17813.  
  17814.  
  17815. - Stand by.
  17816. - We're going live.
  17817.  
  17818.  
  17819. The way we work may be a mystery to you.
  17820.  
  17821.  
  17822. Making honey takes a lot of bees
  17823. doing a lot of small jobs.
  17824.  
  17825.  
  17826. But let me tell you about a small job.
  17827.  
  17828.  
  17829. If you do it well,
  17830. it makes a big difference.
  17831.  
  17832.  
  17833. More than we realized.
  17834. To us, to everyone.
  17835.  
  17836.  
  17837. That's why I want to get bees
  17838. back to working together.
  17839.  
  17840.  
  17841. That's the bee way!
  17842. We're not made of Jell-O.
  17843.  
  17844.  
  17845. We get behind a fellow.
  17846.  
  17847.  
  17848. - Black and yellow!
  17849. - Hello!
  17850.  
  17851.  
  17852. Left, right, down, hover.
  17853.  
  17854.  
  17855. - Hover?
  17856. - Forget hover.
  17857.  
  17858.  
  17859. This isn't so hard.
  17860. Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
  17861.  
  17862.  
  17863. Barry, what happened?!
  17864.  
  17865.  
  17866. Wait, I think we were
  17867. on autopilot the whole time.
  17868.  
  17869.  
  17870. - That may have been helping me.
  17871. - And now we're not!
  17872.  
  17873.  
  17874. So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
  17875.  
  17876.  
  17877. All of you, let's get
  17878. behind this fellow! Move it out!
  17879.  
  17880.  
  17881. Move out!
  17882.  
  17883.  
  17884. Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
  17885. you copy me with the wings of the plane!
  17886.  
  17887.  
  17888. Don't have to yell.
  17889.  
  17890.  
  17891. I'm not yelling!
  17892. We're in a lot of trouble.
  17893.  
  17894.  
  17895. It's very hard to concentrate
  17896. with that panicky tone in your voice!
  17897.  
  17898.  
  17899. It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
  17900.  
  17901.  
  17902. I can't do this!
  17903.  
  17904.  
  17905. Vanessa, pull yourself together.
  17906. You have to snap out of it!
  17907.  
  17908.  
  17909. You snap out of it.
  17910.  
  17911.  
  17912. You snap out of it.
  17913.  
  17914.  
  17915. - You snap out of it!
  17916. - You snap out of it!
  17917.  
  17918.  
  17919. - You snap out of it!
  17920. - You snap out of it!
  17921.  
  17922.  
  17923. - You snap out of it!
  17924. - You snap out of it!
  17925.  
  17926.  
  17927. - Hold it!
  17928. - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
  17929.  
  17930.  
  17931. How is the plane flying?
  17932.  
  17933.  
  17934. I don't know.
  17935.  
  17936.  
  17937. Hello?
  17938.  
  17939.  
  17940. Benson, got any flowers
  17941. for a happy occasion in there?
  17942.  
  17943.  
  17944. The Pollen Jocks!
  17945.  
  17946.  
  17947. They do get behind a fellow.
  17948.  
  17949.  
  17950. - Black and yellow.
  17951. - Hello.
  17952.  
  17953.  
  17954. All right, let's drop this tin can
  17955. on the blacktop.
  17956.  
  17957.  
  17958. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
  17959.  
  17960.  
  17961. No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
  17962.  
  17963.  
  17964. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
  17965.  
  17966.  
  17967. - Thinking bee.
  17968. - Thinking bee.
  17969.  
  17970.  
  17971. Thinking bee!
  17972. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  17973.  
  17974.  
  17975. Wait a minute.
  17976. I think I'm feeling something.
  17977.  
  17978.  
  17979. - What?
  17980. - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
  17981.  
  17982.  
  17983. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
  17984.  
  17985.  
  17986. Bring the nose down.
  17987.  
  17988.  
  17989. Thinking bee!
  17990. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  17991.  
  17992.  
  17993. - What in the world is on the tarmac?
  17994. - Get some lights on that!
  17995.  
  17996.  
  17997. Thinking bee!
  17998. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  17999.  
  18000.  
  18001. - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
  18002. - OK.
  18003.  
  18004.  
  18005. Out the engines. We're going in
  18006. on bee power. Ready, boys?
  18007.  
  18008.  
  18009. Affirmative!
  18010.  
  18011.  
  18012. Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
  18013.  
  18014.  
  18015. Land on that flower!
  18016.  
  18017.  
  18018. Ready? Full reverse!
  18019.  
  18020.  
  18021. Spin it around!
  18022.  
  18023.  
  18024. - Not that flower! The other one!
  18025. - Which one?
  18026.  
  18027.  
  18028. - That flower.
  18029. - I'm aiming at the flower!
  18030.  
  18031.  
  18032. That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
  18033. I mean the giant pulsating flower
  18034.  
  18035.  
  18036. made of millions of bees!
  18037.  
  18038.  
  18039. Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
  18040.  
  18041.  
  18042. Rotate around it.
  18043.  
  18044.  
  18045. - This is insane, Barry!
  18046. - This's the only way I know how to fly.
  18047.  
  18048.  
  18049. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
  18050. flying in an insect-like pattern?
  18051.  
  18052.  
  18053. Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
  18054. Smell it. Full reverse!
  18055.  
  18056.  
  18057. Just drop it. Be a part of it.
  18058.  
  18059.  
  18060. Aim for the center!
  18061.  
  18062.  
  18063. Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
  18064.  
  18065.  
  18066. Oome on, already.
  18067.  
  18068.  
  18069. Barry, we did it!
  18070. You taught me how to fly!
  18071.  
  18072.  
  18073. - Yes. No high-five!
  18074. - Right.
  18075.  
  18076.  
  18077. Barry, it worked!
  18078. Did you see the giant flower?
  18079.  
  18080.  
  18081. What giant flower? Where? Of course
  18082. I saw the flower! That was genius!
  18083.  
  18084.  
  18085. - Thank you.
  18086. - But we're not done yet.
  18087.  
  18088.  
  18089. Listen, everyone!
  18090.  
  18091.  
  18092. This runway is covered
  18093. with the last pollen
  18094.  
  18095.  
  18096. from the last flowers
  18097. available anywhere on Earth.
  18098.  
  18099.  
  18100. That means this is our last chance.
  18101.  
  18102.  
  18103. We're the only ones who make honey,
  18104. pollinate flowers and dress like this.
  18105.  
  18106.  
  18107. If we're gonna survive as a species,
  18108. this is our moment! What do you say?
  18109.  
  18110.  
  18111. Are we going to be bees, orjust
  18112. Museum of Natural History keychains?
  18113.  
  18114.  
  18115. We're bees!
  18116.  
  18117.  
  18118. Keychain!
  18119.  
  18120.  
  18121. Then follow me! Except Keychain.
  18122.  
  18123.  
  18124. Hold on, Barry. Here.
  18125.  
  18126.  
  18127. You've earned this.
  18128.  
  18129.  
  18130. Yeah!
  18131.  
  18132.  
  18133. I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
  18134. fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
  18135.  
  18136.  
  18137. Oh, yeah.
  18138.  
  18139.  
  18140. That's our Barry.
  18141.  
  18142.  
  18143. Mom! The bees are back!
  18144.  
  18145.  
  18146. If anybody needs
  18147. to make a call, now's the time.
  18148.  
  18149.  
  18150. I got a feeling we'll be
  18151. working late tonight!
  18152.  
  18153.  
  18154. Here's your change. Have a great
  18155. afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
  18156.  
  18157.  
  18158. Would you like some honey with that?
  18159. It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
  18160.  
  18161.  
  18162. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
  18163. And I don't see a nickel!
  18164.  
  18165.  
  18166. Sometimes I just feel
  18167. like a piece of meat!
  18168.  
  18169.  
  18170. I had no idea.
  18171.  
  18172.  
  18173. Barry, I'm sorry.
  18174. Have you got a moment?
  18175.  
  18176.  
  18177. Would you excuse me?
  18178. My mosquito associate will help you.
  18179.  
  18180.  
  18181. Sorry I'm late.
  18182.  
  18183.  
  18184. He's a lawyer too?
  18185.  
  18186.  
  18187. I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
  18188. All I needed was a briefcase.
  18189.  
  18190.  
  18191. Have a great afternoon!
  18192.  
  18193.  
  18194. Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
  18195. and I can't get them anywhere.
  18196.  
  18197.  
  18198. No problem, Vannie.
  18199. Just leave it to me.
  18200.  
  18201.  
  18202. You're a lifesaver, Barry.
  18203. Oan I help who's next?
  18204.  
  18205.  
  18206. All right, scramble, jocks!
  18207. It's time to fly.
  18208.  
  18209.  
  18210. Thank you, Barry!
  18211.  
  18212.  
  18213. That bee is living my life!
  18214.  
  18215.  
  18216. Let it go, Kenny.
  18217.  
  18218.  
  18219. - When will this nightmare end?!
  18220. - Let it all go.
  18221.  
  18222.  
  18223. - Beautiful day to fly.
  18224. - Sure is.
  18225.  
  18226.  
  18227. Between you and me,
  18228. I was dying to get out of that office.
  18229.  
  18230.  
  18231. You have got
  18232. to start thinking bee, my friend.
  18233.  
  18234.  
  18235. - Thinking bee!
  18236. - Me?
  18237.  
  18238.  
  18239. Hold it. Let's just stop
  18240. for a second. Hold it.
  18241.  
  18242.  
  18243. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
  18244. Oan we stop here?
  18245.  
  18246.  
  18247. I'm not making a major life decision
  18248. during a production number!
  18249.  
  18250.  
  18251. All right. Take ten, everybody.
  18252. Wrap it up, guys.
  18253.  
  18254.  
  18255. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
  18256.  
  18257. According to all known laws
  18258. of aviation,
  18259.  
  18260.  
  18261. there is no way a bee
  18262. should be able to fly.
  18263.  
  18264.  
  18265. Its wings are too small to get
  18266. its fat little body off the ground.
  18267.  
  18268.  
  18269. The bee, of course, flies anyway
  18270.  
  18271.  
  18272. because bees don't care
  18273. what humans think is impossible.
  18274.  
  18275.  
  18276. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  18277. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  18278.  
  18279.  
  18280. Ooh, black and yellow!
  18281. Let's shake it up a little.
  18282.  
  18283.  
  18284. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  18285.  
  18286.  
  18287. Ooming!
  18288.  
  18289.  
  18290. Hang on a second.
  18291.  
  18292.  
  18293. Hello?
  18294.  
  18295.  
  18296. - Barry?
  18297. - Adam?
  18298.  
  18299.  
  18300. - Oan you believe this is happening?
  18301. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
  18302.  
  18303.  
  18304. Looking sharp.
  18305.  
  18306.  
  18307. Use the stairs. Your father
  18308. paid good money for those.
  18309.  
  18310.  
  18311. Sorry. I'm excited.
  18312.  
  18313.  
  18314. Here's the graduate.
  18315. We're very proud of you, son.
  18316.  
  18317.  
  18318. A perfect report card, all B's.
  18319.  
  18320.  
  18321. Very proud.
  18322.  
  18323.  
  18324. Ma! I got a thing going here.
  18325.  
  18326.  
  18327. - You got lint on your fuzz.
  18328. - Ow! That's me!
  18329.  
  18330.  
  18331. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  18332. - Bye!
  18333.  
  18334.  
  18335. Barry, I told you,
  18336. stop flying in the house!
  18337.  
  18338.  
  18339. - Hey, Adam.
  18340. - Hey, Barry.
  18341.  
  18342.  
  18343. - Is that fuzz gel?
  18344. - A little. Special day, graduation.
  18345.  
  18346.  
  18347. Never thought I'd make it.
  18348.  
  18349.  
  18350. Three days grade school,
  18351. three days high school.
  18352.  
  18353.  
  18354. Those were awkward.
  18355.  
  18356.  
  18357. Three days college. I'm glad I took
  18358. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  18359.  
  18360.  
  18361. You did come back different.
  18362.  
  18363.  
  18364. - Hi, Barry.
  18365. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  18366.  
  18367.  
  18368. - Hear about Frankie?
  18369. - Yeah.
  18370.  
  18371.  
  18372. - You going to the funeral?
  18373. - No, I'm not going.
  18374.  
  18375.  
  18376. Everybody knows,
  18377. sting someone, you die.
  18378.  
  18379.  
  18380. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  18381. Such a hothead.
  18382.  
  18383.  
  18384. I guess he could have
  18385. just gotten out of the way.
  18386.  
  18387.  
  18388. I love this incorporating
  18389. an amusement park into our day.
  18390.  
  18391.  
  18392. That's why we don't need vacations.
  18393.  
  18394.  
  18395. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  18396. under the circumstances.
  18397.  
  18398.  
  18399. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
  18400. - We are!
  18401.  
  18402.  
  18403. - Bee-men.
  18404. - Amen!
  18405.  
  18406.  
  18407. Hallelujah!
  18408.  
  18409.  
  18410. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  18411.  
  18412.  
  18413. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  18414.  
  18415.  
  18416. Welcome, New Hive Oity
  18417. graduating class of...
  18418.  
  18419.  
  18420. ...9:15.
  18421.  
  18422.  
  18423. That concludes our ceremonies.
  18424.  
  18425.  
  18426. And begins your career
  18427. at Honex Industries!
  18428.  
  18429.  
  18430. Will we pick ourjob today?
  18431.  
  18432.  
  18433. I heard it's just orientation.
  18434.  
  18435.  
  18436. Heads up! Here we go.
  18437.  
  18438.  
  18439. Keep your hands and antennas
  18440. inside the tram at all times.
  18441.  
  18442.  
  18443. - Wonder what it'll be like?
  18444. - A little scary.
  18445.  
  18446.  
  18447. Welcome to Honex,
  18448. a division of Honesco
  18449.  
  18450.  
  18451. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  18452.  
  18453.  
  18454. This is it!
  18455.  
  18456.  
  18457. Wow.
  18458.  
  18459.  
  18460. Wow.
  18461.  
  18462.  
  18463. We know that you, as a bee,
  18464. have worked your whole life
  18465.  
  18466.  
  18467. to get to the point where you
  18468. can work for your whole life.
  18469.  
  18470.  
  18471. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  18472. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  18473.  
  18474.  
  18475. Our top-secret formula
  18476.  
  18477.  
  18478. is automatically color-corrected,
  18479. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  18480.  
  18481.  
  18482. into this soothing sweet syrup
  18483.  
  18484.  
  18485. with its distinctive
  18486. golden glow you know as...
  18487.  
  18488.  
  18489. Honey!
  18490.  
  18491.  
  18492. - That girl was hot.
  18493. - She's my cousin!
  18494.  
  18495.  
  18496. - She is?
  18497. - Yes, we're all cousins.
  18498.  
  18499.  
  18500. - Right. You're right.
  18501. - At Honex, we constantly strive
  18502.  
  18503.  
  18504. to improve every aspect
  18505. of bee existence.
  18506.  
  18507.  
  18508. These bees are stress-testing
  18509. a new helmet technology.
  18510.  
  18511.  
  18512. - What do you think he makes?
  18513. - Not enough.
  18514.  
  18515.  
  18516. Here we have our latest advancement,
  18517. the Krelman.
  18518.  
  18519.  
  18520. - What does that do?
  18521. - Oatches that little strand of honey
  18522.  
  18523.  
  18524. that hangs after you pour it.
  18525. Saves us millions.
  18526.  
  18527.  
  18528. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  18529.  
  18530.  
  18531. Of course. Most bee jobs are
  18532. small ones. But bees know
  18533.  
  18534.  
  18535. that every small job,
  18536. if it's done well, means a lot.
  18537.  
  18538.  
  18539. But choose carefully
  18540.  
  18541.  
  18542. because you'll stay in the job
  18543. you pick for the rest of your life.
  18544.  
  18545.  
  18546. The same job the rest of your life?
  18547. I didn't know that.
  18548.  
  18549.  
  18550. What's the difference?
  18551.  
  18552.  
  18553. You'll be happy to know that bees,
  18554. as a species, haven't had one day off
  18555.  
  18556.  
  18557. in 27 million years.
  18558.  
  18559.  
  18560. So you'll just work us to death?
  18561.  
  18562.  
  18563. We'll sure try.
  18564.  
  18565.  
  18566. Wow! That blew my mind!
  18567.  
  18568.  
  18569. "What's the difference?"
  18570. How can you say that?
  18571.  
  18572.  
  18573. One job forever?
  18574. That's an insane choice to have to make.
  18575.  
  18576.  
  18577. I'm relieved. Now we only have
  18578. to make one decision in life.
  18579.  
  18580.  
  18581. But, Adam, how could they
  18582. never have told us that?
  18583.  
  18584.  
  18585. Why would you question anything?
  18586. We're bees.
  18587.  
  18588.  
  18589. We're the most perfectly
  18590. functioning society on Earth.
  18591.  
  18592.  
  18593. You ever think maybe things
  18594. work a little too well here?
  18595.  
  18596.  
  18597. Like what? Give me one example.
  18598.  
  18599.  
  18600. I don't know. But you know
  18601. what I'm talking about.
  18602.  
  18603.  
  18604. Please clear the gate.
  18605. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  18606.  
  18607.  
  18608. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  18609.  
  18610.  
  18611. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  18612. - Wow.
  18613.  
  18614.  
  18615. I've never seen them this close.
  18616.  
  18617.  
  18618. They know what it's like
  18619. outside the hive.
  18620.  
  18621.  
  18622. Yeah, but some don't come back.
  18623.  
  18624.  
  18625. - Hey, Jocks!
  18626. - Hi, Jocks!
  18627.  
  18628.  
  18629. You guys did great!
  18630.  
  18631.  
  18632. You're monsters!
  18633. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  18634.  
  18635.  
  18636. - I wonder where they were.
  18637. - I don't know.
  18638.  
  18639.  
  18640. Their day's not planned.
  18641.  
  18642.  
  18643. Outside the hive, flying who knows
  18644. where, doing who knows what.
  18645.  
  18646.  
  18647. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  18648. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  18649.  
  18650.  
  18651. Right.
  18652.  
  18653.  
  18654. Look. That's more pollen
  18655. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  18656.  
  18657.  
  18658. It's just a status symbol.
  18659. Bees make too much of it.
  18660.  
  18661.  
  18662. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  18663. and the ladies see you wearing it.
  18664.  
  18665.  
  18666. Those ladies?
  18667. Aren't they our cousins too?
  18668.  
  18669.  
  18670. Distant. Distant.
  18671.  
  18672.  
  18673. Look at these two.
  18674.  
  18675.  
  18676. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  18677. - Let's have fun with them.
  18678.  
  18679.  
  18680. It must be dangerous
  18681. being a Pollen Jock.
  18682.  
  18683.  
  18684. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
  18685. against a mushroom!
  18686.  
  18687.  
  18688. He had a paw on my throat,
  18689. and with the other, he was slapping me!
  18690.  
  18691.  
  18692. - Oh, my!
  18693. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
  18694.  
  18695.  
  18696. What were you doing during this?
  18697.  
  18698.  
  18699. Trying to alert the authorities.
  18700.  
  18701.  
  18702. I can autograph that.
  18703.  
  18704.  
  18705. A little gusty out there today,
  18706. wasn't it, comrades?
  18707.  
  18708.  
  18709. Yeah. Gusty.
  18710.  
  18711.  
  18712. We're hitting a sunflower patch
  18713. six miles from here tomorrow.
  18714.  
  18715.  
  18716. - Six miles, huh?
  18717. - Barry!
  18718.  
  18719.  
  18720. A puddle jump for us,
  18721. but maybe you're not up for it.
  18722.  
  18723.  
  18724. - Maybe I am.
  18725. - You are not!
  18726.  
  18727.  
  18728. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
  18729.  
  18730.  
  18731. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
  18732. Are you bee enough?
  18733.  
  18734.  
  18735. I might be. It all depends
  18736. on what 0900 means.
  18737.  
  18738.  
  18739. Hey, Honex!
  18740.  
  18741.  
  18742. Dad, you surprised me.
  18743.  
  18744.  
  18745. You decide what you're interested in?
  18746.  
  18747.  
  18748. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
  18749. - But you only get one.
  18750.  
  18751.  
  18752. Do you ever get bored
  18753. doing the same job every day?
  18754.  
  18755.  
  18756. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
  18757.  
  18758.  
  18759. You grab that stick, and you just
  18760. move it around, and you stir it around.
  18761.  
  18762.  
  18763. You get yourself into a rhythm.
  18764. It's a beautiful thing.
  18765.  
  18766.  
  18767. You know, Dad,
  18768. the more I think about it,
  18769.  
  18770.  
  18771. maybe the honey field
  18772. just isn't right for me.
  18773.  
  18774.  
  18775. You were thinking of what,
  18776. making balloon animals?
  18777.  
  18778.  
  18779. That's a bad job
  18780. for a guy with a stinger.
  18781.  
  18782.  
  18783. Janet, your son's not sure
  18784. he wants to go into honey!
  18785.  
  18786.  
  18787. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  18788. - I'm not trying to be funny.
  18789.  
  18790.  
  18791. You're not funny! You're going
  18792. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
  18793.  
  18794.  
  18795. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
  18796. - No one's listening to me!
  18797.  
  18798.  
  18799. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
  18800.  
  18801.  
  18802. I could say anything right now.
  18803. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
  18804.  
  18805.  
  18806. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
  18807.  
  18808.  
  18809. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
  18810. Shave my antennae.
  18811.  
  18812.  
  18813. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
  18814. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
  18815.  
  18816.  
  18817. I'm so proud.
  18818.  
  18819.  
  18820. - We're starting work today!
  18821. - Today's the day.
  18822.  
  18823.  
  18824. Oome on! All the good jobs
  18825. will be gone.
  18826.  
  18827.  
  18828. Yeah, right.
  18829.  
  18830.  
  18831. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
  18832. stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
  18833.  
  18834.  
  18835. - Is it still available?
  18836. - Hang on. Two left!
  18837.  
  18838.  
  18839. One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
  18840. Step to the side.
  18841.  
  18842.  
  18843. - What'd you get?
  18844. - Picking crud out. Stellar!
  18845.  
  18846.  
  18847. Wow!
  18848.  
  18849.  
  18850. Oouple of newbies?
  18851.  
  18852.  
  18853. Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
  18854.  
  18855.  
  18856. Make your choice.
  18857.  
  18858.  
  18859. - You want to go first?
  18860. - No, you go.
  18861.  
  18862.  
  18863. Oh, my. What's available?
  18864.  
  18865.  
  18866. Restroom attendant's open,
  18867. not for the reason you think.
  18868.  
  18869.  
  18870. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  18871. - Sure, you're on.
  18872.  
  18873.  
  18874. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
  18875.  
  18876.  
  18877. Wax monkey's always open.
  18878.  
  18879.  
  18880. The Krelman opened up again.
  18881.  
  18882.  
  18883. What happened?
  18884.  
  18885.  
  18886. A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
  18887. He's dead. Another dead one.
  18888.  
  18889.  
  18890. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
  18891.  
  18892.  
  18893. Dead from the neck up.
  18894. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
  18895.  
  18896.  
  18897. Oh, this is so hard!
  18898.  
  18899.  
  18900. Heating, cooling,
  18901. stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
  18902.  
  18903.  
  18904. humming, inspector number seven,
  18905. lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
  18906.  
  18907.  
  18908. mite wrangler. Barry, what
  18909. do you think I should... Barry?
  18910.  
  18911.  
  18912. Barry!
  18913.  
  18914.  
  18915. All right, we've got the sunflower patch
  18916. in quadrant nine...
  18917.  
  18918.  
  18919. What happened to you?
  18920. Where are you?
  18921.  
  18922.  
  18923. - I'm going out.
  18924. - Out? Out where?
  18925.  
  18926.  
  18927. - Out there.
  18928. - Oh, no!
  18929.  
  18930.  
  18931. I have to, before I go
  18932. to work for the rest of my life.
  18933.  
  18934.  
  18935. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
  18936.  
  18937.  
  18938. Another call coming in.
  18939.  
  18940.  
  18941. If anyone's feeling brave,
  18942. there's a Korean deli on 83rd
  18943.  
  18944.  
  18945. that gets their roses today.
  18946.  
  18947.  
  18948. Hey, guys.
  18949.  
  18950.  
  18951. - Look at that.
  18952. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
  18953.  
  18954.  
  18955. Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
  18956.  
  18957.  
  18958. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
  18959.  
  18960.  
  18961. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
  18962.  
  18963.  
  18964. Sign here, here. Just initial that.
  18965.  
  18966.  
  18967. - Thank you.
  18968. - OK.
  18969.  
  18970.  
  18971. You got a rain advisory today,
  18972.  
  18973.  
  18974. and as you all know,
  18975. bees cannot fly in rain.
  18976.  
  18977.  
  18978. So be careful. As always,
  18979. watch your brooms,
  18980.  
  18981.  
  18982. hockey sticks, dogs,
  18983. birds, bears and bats.
  18984.  
  18985.  
  18986. Also, I got a couple of reports
  18987. of root beer being poured on us.
  18988.  
  18989.  
  18990. Murphy's in a home because of it,
  18991. babbling like a cicada!
  18992.  
  18993.  
  18994. - That's awful.
  18995. - And a reminder for you rookies,
  18996.  
  18997.  
  18998. bee law number one,
  18999. absolutely no talking to humans!
  19000.  
  19001.  
  19002. All right, launch positions!
  19003.  
  19004.  
  19005. Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
  19006. buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
  19007.  
  19008.  
  19009. Black and yellow!
  19010.  
  19011.  
  19012. Hello!
  19013.  
  19014.  
  19015. You ready for this, hot shot?
  19016.  
  19017.  
  19018. Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
  19019.  
  19020.  
  19021. Wind, check.
  19022.  
  19023.  
  19024. - Antennae, check.
  19025. - Nectar pack, check.
  19026.  
  19027.  
  19028. - Wings, check.
  19029. - Stinger, check.
  19030.  
  19031.  
  19032. Scared out of my shorts, check.
  19033.  
  19034.  
  19035. OK, ladies,
  19036.  
  19037.  
  19038. let's move it out!
  19039.  
  19040.  
  19041. Pound those petunias,
  19042. you striped stem-suckers!
  19043.  
  19044.  
  19045. All of you, drain those flowers!
  19046.  
  19047.  
  19048. Wow! I'm out!
  19049.  
  19050.  
  19051. I can't believe I'm out!
  19052.  
  19053.  
  19054. So blue.
  19055.  
  19056.  
  19057. I feel so fast and free!
  19058.  
  19059.  
  19060. Box kite!
  19061.  
  19062.  
  19063. Wow!
  19064.  
  19065.  
  19066. Flowers!
  19067.  
  19068.  
  19069. This is Blue Leader.
  19070. We have roses visual.
  19071.  
  19072.  
  19073. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
  19074.  
  19075.  
  19076. Roses!
  19077.  
  19078.  
  19079. 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
  19080.  
  19081.  
  19082. Stand to the side, kid.
  19083. It's got a bit of a kick.
  19084.  
  19085.  
  19086. That is one nectar collector!
  19087.  
  19088.  
  19089. - Ever see pollination up close?
  19090. - No, sir.
  19091.  
  19092.  
  19093. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
  19094. over here. Maybe a dash over there,
  19095.  
  19096.  
  19097. a pinch on that one.
  19098. See that? It's a little bit of magic.
  19099.  
  19100.  
  19101. That's amazing. Why do we do that?
  19102.  
  19103.  
  19104. That's pollen power. More pollen, more
  19105. flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
  19106.  
  19107.  
  19108. Oool.
  19109.  
  19110.  
  19111. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
  19112. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
  19113.  
  19114.  
  19115. Oopy that visual.
  19116.  
  19117.  
  19118. Wait. One of these flowers
  19119. seems to be on the move.
  19120.  
  19121.  
  19122. Say again? You're reporting
  19123. a moving flower?
  19124.  
  19125.  
  19126. Affirmative.
  19127.  
  19128.  
  19129. That was on the line!
  19130.  
  19131.  
  19132. This is the coolest. What is it?
  19133.  
  19134.  
  19135. I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
  19136.  
  19137.  
  19138. It smells good.
  19139. Not like a flower, but I like it.
  19140.  
  19141.  
  19142. Yeah, fuzzy.
  19143.  
  19144.  
  19145. Ohemical-y.
  19146.  
  19147.  
  19148. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
  19149.  
  19150.  
  19151. My sweet lord of bees!
  19152.  
  19153.  
  19154. Oandy-brain, get off there!
  19155.  
  19156.  
  19157. Problem!
  19158.  
  19159.  
  19160. - Guys!
  19161. - This could be bad.
  19162.  
  19163.  
  19164. Affirmative.
  19165.  
  19166.  
  19167. Very close.
  19168.  
  19169.  
  19170. Gonna hurt.
  19171.  
  19172.  
  19173. Mama's little boy.
  19174.  
  19175.  
  19176. You are way out of position, rookie!
  19177.  
  19178.  
  19179. Ooming in at you like a missile!
  19180.  
  19181.  
  19182. Help me!
  19183.  
  19184.  
  19185. I don't think these are flowers.
  19186.  
  19187.  
  19188. - Should we tell him?
  19189. - I think he knows.
  19190.  
  19191.  
  19192. What is this?!
  19193.  
  19194.  
  19195. Match point!
  19196.  
  19197.  
  19198. You can start packing up, honey,
  19199. because you're about to eat it!
  19200.  
  19201.  
  19202. Yowser!
  19203.  
  19204.  
  19205. Gross.
  19206.  
  19207.  
  19208. There's a bee in the car!
  19209.  
  19210.  
  19211. - Do something!
  19212. - I'm driving!
  19213.  
  19214.  
  19215. - Hi, bee.
  19216. - He's back here!
  19217.  
  19218.  
  19219. He's going to sting me!
  19220.  
  19221.  
  19222. Nobody move. If you don't move,
  19223. he won't sting you. Freeze!
  19224.  
  19225.  
  19226. He blinked!
  19227.  
  19228.  
  19229. Spray him, Granny!
  19230.  
  19231.  
  19232. What are you doing?!
  19233.  
  19234.  
  19235. Wow... the tension level
  19236. out here is unbelievable.
  19237.  
  19238.  
  19239. I gotta get home.
  19240.  
  19241.  
  19242. Oan't fly in rain.
  19243.  
  19244.  
  19245. Oan't fly in rain.
  19246.  
  19247.  
  19248. Oan't fly in rain.
  19249.  
  19250.  
  19251. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
  19252.  
  19253.  
  19254. Ken, could you close
  19255. the window please?
  19256.  
  19257.  
  19258. Ken, could you close
  19259. the window please?
  19260.  
  19261.  
  19262. Oheck out my new resume.
  19263. I made it into a fold-out brochure.
  19264.  
  19265.  
  19266. You see? Folds out.
  19267.  
  19268.  
  19269. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
  19270.  
  19271.  
  19272. What was that?
  19273.  
  19274.  
  19275. Maybe this time. This time. This time.
  19276. This time! This time! This...
  19277.  
  19278.  
  19279. Drapes!
  19280.  
  19281.  
  19282. That is diabolical.
  19283.  
  19284.  
  19285. It's fantastic. It's got all my special
  19286. skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
  19287.  
  19288.  
  19289. What's number one? Star Wars?
  19290.  
  19291.  
  19292. Nah, I don't go for that...
  19293.  
  19294.  
  19295. ...kind of stuff.
  19296.  
  19297.  
  19298. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
  19299. They're out of their minds.
  19300.  
  19301.  
  19302. When I leave a job interview, they're
  19303. flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
  19304.  
  19305.  
  19306. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
  19307.  
  19308.  
  19309. I don't remember the sun
  19310. having a big 75 on it.
  19311.  
  19312.  
  19313. I predicted global warming.
  19314.  
  19315.  
  19316. I could feel it getting hotter.
  19317. At first I thought it was just me.
  19318.  
  19319.  
  19320. Wait! Stop! Bee!
  19321.  
  19322.  
  19323. Stand back. These are winter boots.
  19324.  
  19325.  
  19326. Wait!
  19327.  
  19328.  
  19329. Don't kill him!
  19330.  
  19331.  
  19332. You know I'm allergic to them!
  19333. This thing could kill me!
  19334.  
  19335.  
  19336. Why does his life have
  19337. less value than yours?
  19338.  
  19339.  
  19340. Why does his life have any less value
  19341. than mine? Is that your statement?
  19342.  
  19343.  
  19344. I'm just saying all life has value. You
  19345. don't know what he's capable of feeling.
  19346.  
  19347.  
  19348. My brochure!
  19349.  
  19350.  
  19351. There you go, little guy.
  19352.  
  19353.  
  19354. I'm not scared of him.
  19355. It's an allergic thing.
  19356.  
  19357.  
  19358. Put that on your resume brochure.
  19359.  
  19360.  
  19361. My whole face could puff up.
  19362.  
  19363.  
  19364. Make it one of your special skills.
  19365.  
  19366.  
  19367. Knocking someone out
  19368. is also a special skill.
  19369.  
  19370.  
  19371. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
  19372.  
  19373.  
  19374. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
  19375. - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
  19376.  
  19377.  
  19378. - You could put carob chips on there.
  19379. - Bye.
  19380.  
  19381.  
  19382. - Supposed to be less calories.
  19383. - Bye.
  19384.  
  19385.  
  19386. I gotta say something.
  19387.  
  19388.  
  19389. She saved my life.
  19390. I gotta say something.
  19391.  
  19392.  
  19393. All right, here it goes.
  19394.  
  19395.  
  19396. Nah.
  19397.  
  19398.  
  19399. What would I say?
  19400.  
  19401.  
  19402. I could really get in trouble.
  19403.  
  19404.  
  19405. It's a bee law.
  19406. You're not supposed to talk to a human.
  19407.  
  19408.  
  19409. I can't believe I'm doing this.
  19410.  
  19411.  
  19412. I've got to.
  19413.  
  19414.  
  19415. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
  19416.  
  19417.  
  19418. No. Yes. No.
  19419.  
  19420.  
  19421. Do it. I can't.
  19422.  
  19423.  
  19424. How should I start it?
  19425. "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
  19426.  
  19427.  
  19428. Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
  19429.  
  19430.  
  19431. Hi!
  19432.  
  19433.  
  19434. I'm sorry.
  19435.  
  19436.  
  19437. - You're talking.
  19438. - Yes, I know.
  19439.  
  19440.  
  19441. You're talking!
  19442.  
  19443.  
  19444. I'm so sorry.
  19445.  
  19446.  
  19447. No, it's OK. It's fine.
  19448. I know I'm dreaming.
  19449.  
  19450.  
  19451. But I don't recall going to bed.
  19452.  
  19453.  
  19454. Well, I'm sure this
  19455. is very disconcerting.
  19456.  
  19457.  
  19458. This is a bit of a surprise to me.
  19459. I mean, you're a bee!
  19460.  
  19461.  
  19462. I am. And I'm not supposed
  19463. to be doing this,
  19464.  
  19465.  
  19466. but they were all trying to kill me.
  19467.  
  19468.  
  19469. And if it wasn't for you...
  19470.  
  19471.  
  19472. I had to thank you.
  19473. It's just how I was raised.
  19474.  
  19475.  
  19476. That was a little weird.
  19477.  
  19478.  
  19479. - I'm talking with a bee.
  19480. - Yeah.
  19481.  
  19482.  
  19483. I'm talking to a bee.
  19484. And the bee is talking to me!
  19485.  
  19486.  
  19487. I just want to say I'm grateful.
  19488. I'll leave now.
  19489.  
  19490.  
  19491. - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  19492. - What?
  19493.  
  19494.  
  19495. The talking thing.
  19496.  
  19497.  
  19498. Same way you did, I guess.
  19499. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
  19500.  
  19501.  
  19502. - That's very funny.
  19503. - Yeah.
  19504.  
  19505.  
  19506. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
  19507. we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
  19508.  
  19509.  
  19510. Anyway...
  19511.  
  19512.  
  19513. Oan I...
  19514.  
  19515.  
  19516. ...get you something?
  19517. - Like what?
  19518.  
  19519.  
  19520. I don't know. I mean...
  19521. I don't know. Ooffee?
  19522.  
  19523.  
  19524. I don't want to put you out.
  19525.  
  19526.  
  19527. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
  19528.  
  19529.  
  19530. - It's just coffee.
  19531. - I hate to impose.
  19532.  
  19533.  
  19534. - Don't be ridiculous!
  19535. - Actually, I would love a cup.
  19536.  
  19537.  
  19538. Hey, you want rum cake?
  19539.  
  19540.  
  19541. - I shouldn't.
  19542. - Have some.
  19543.  
  19544.  
  19545. - No, I can't.
  19546. - Oome on!
  19547.  
  19548.  
  19549. I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
  19550.  
  19551.  
  19552. - Where?
  19553. - These stripes don't help.
  19554.  
  19555.  
  19556. You look great!
  19557.  
  19558.  
  19559. I don't know if you know
  19560. anything about fashion.
  19561.  
  19562.  
  19563. Are you all right?
  19564.  
  19565.  
  19566. No.
  19567.  
  19568.  
  19569. He's making the tie in the cab
  19570. as they're flying up Madison.
  19571.  
  19572.  
  19573. He finally gets there.
  19574.  
  19575.  
  19576. He runs up the steps into the church.
  19577. The wedding is on.
  19578.  
  19579.  
  19580. And he says, "Watermelon?
  19581. I thought you said Guatemalan.
  19582.  
  19583.  
  19584. Why would I marry a watermelon?"
  19585.  
  19586.  
  19587. Is that a bee joke?
  19588.  
  19589.  
  19590. That's the kind of stuff we do.
  19591.  
  19592.  
  19593. Yeah, different.
  19594.  
  19595.  
  19596. So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
  19597.  
  19598.  
  19599. About work? I don't know.
  19600.  
  19601.  
  19602. I want to do my part for the hive,
  19603. but I can't do it the way they want.
  19604.  
  19605.  
  19606. I know how you feel.
  19607.  
  19608.  
  19609. - You do?
  19610. - Sure.
  19611.  
  19612.  
  19613. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
  19614. a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
  19615.  
  19616.  
  19617. - Really?
  19618. - My only interest is flowers.
  19619.  
  19620.  
  19621. Our new queen was just elected
  19622. with that same campaign slogan.
  19623.  
  19624.  
  19625. Anyway, if you look...
  19626.  
  19627.  
  19628. There's my hive right there. See it?
  19629.  
  19630.  
  19631. You're in Sheep Meadow!
  19632.  
  19633.  
  19634. Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
  19635.  
  19636.  
  19637. No way! I know that area.
  19638. I lost a toe ring there once.
  19639.  
  19640.  
  19641. - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
  19642. - Why not?
  19643.  
  19644.  
  19645. - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
  19646. - Maybe I'll try that.
  19647.  
  19648.  
  19649. - You all right, ma'am?
  19650. - Oh, yeah. Fine.
  19651.  
  19652.  
  19653. Just having two cups of coffee!
  19654.  
  19655.  
  19656. Anyway, this has been great.
  19657. Thanks for the coffee.
  19658.  
  19659.  
  19660. Yeah, it's no trouble.
  19661.  
  19662.  
  19663. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
  19664. I'd be up the rest of my life.
  19665.  
  19666.  
  19667. Are you...?
  19668.  
  19669.  
  19670. Oan I take a piece of this with me?
  19671.  
  19672.  
  19673. Sure! Here, have a crumb.
  19674.  
  19675.  
  19676. - Thanks!
  19677. - Yeah.
  19678.  
  19679.  
  19680. All right. Well, then...
  19681. I guess I'll see you around.
  19682.  
  19683.  
  19684. Or not.
  19685.  
  19686.  
  19687. OK, Barry.
  19688.  
  19689.  
  19690. And thank you
  19691. so much again... for before.
  19692.  
  19693.  
  19694. Oh, that? That was nothing.
  19695.  
  19696.  
  19697. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
  19698.  
  19699.  
  19700. This can't possibly work.
  19701.  
  19702.  
  19703. He's all set to go.
  19704. We may as well try it.
  19705.  
  19706.  
  19707. OK, Dave, pull the chute.
  19708.  
  19709.  
  19710. - Sounds amazing.
  19711. - It was amazing!
  19712.  
  19713.  
  19714. It was the scariest,
  19715. happiest moment of my life.
  19716.  
  19717.  
  19718. Humans! I can't believe
  19719. you were with humans!
  19720.  
  19721.  
  19722. Giant, scary humans!
  19723. What were they like?
  19724.  
  19725.  
  19726. Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
  19727.  
  19728.  
  19729. They eat crazy giant things.
  19730. They drive crazy.
  19731.  
  19732.  
  19733. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
  19734. - Some of them. But some of them don't.
  19735.  
  19736.  
  19737. - How'd you get back?
  19738. - Poodle.
  19739.  
  19740.  
  19741. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
  19742. whatever you wanted to see.
  19743.  
  19744.  
  19745. You had your "experience." Now you
  19746. can pick out yourjob and be normal.
  19747.  
  19748.  
  19749. - Well...
  19750. - Well?
  19751.  
  19752.  
  19753. Well, I met someone.
  19754.  
  19755.  
  19756. You did? Was she Bee-ish?
  19757.  
  19758.  
  19759. - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
  19760. - No, no, no, not a wasp.
  19761.  
  19762.  
  19763. - Spider?
  19764. - I'm not attracted to spiders.
  19765.  
  19766.  
  19767. I know it's the hottest thing,
  19768. with the eight legs and all.
  19769.  
  19770.  
  19771. I can't get by that face.
  19772.  
  19773.  
  19774. So who is she?
  19775.  
  19776.  
  19777. She's... human.
  19778.  
  19779.  
  19780. No, no. That's a bee law.
  19781. You wouldn't break a bee law.
  19782.  
  19783.  
  19784. - Her name's Vanessa.
  19785. - Oh, boy.
  19786.  
  19787.  
  19788. She's so nice. And she's a florist!
  19789.  
  19790.  
  19791. Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
  19792.  
  19793.  
  19794. We're not dating.
  19795.  
  19796.  
  19797. You're flying outside the hive, talking
  19798. to humans that attack our homes
  19799.  
  19800.  
  19801. with power washers and M-80s!
  19802. One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
  19803.  
  19804.  
  19805. She saved my life!
  19806. And she understands me.
  19807.  
  19808.  
  19809. This is over!
  19810.  
  19811.  
  19812. Eat this.
  19813.  
  19814.  
  19815. This is not over! What was that?
  19816.  
  19817.  
  19818. - They call it a crumb.
  19819. - It was so stingin' stripey!
  19820.  
  19821.  
  19822. And that's not what they eat.
  19823. That's what falls off what they eat!
  19824.  
  19825.  
  19826. - You know what a Oinnabon is?
  19827. - No.
  19828.  
  19829.  
  19830. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
  19831. They heat it up...
  19832.  
  19833.  
  19834. Sit down!
  19835.  
  19836.  
  19837. ...really hot!
  19838. - Listen to me!
  19839.  
  19840.  
  19841. We are not them! We're us.
  19842. There's us and there's them!
  19843.  
  19844.  
  19845. Yes, but who can deny
  19846. the heart that is yearning?
  19847.  
  19848.  
  19849. There's no yearning.
  19850. Stop yearning. Listen to me!
  19851.  
  19852.  
  19853. You have got to start thinking bee,
  19854. my friend. Thinking bee!
  19855.  
  19856.  
  19857. - Thinking bee.
  19858. - Thinking bee.
  19859.  
  19860.  
  19861. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  19862. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  19863.  
  19864.  
  19865. There he is. He's in the pool.
  19866.  
  19867.  
  19868. You know what your problem is, Barry?
  19869.  
  19870.  
  19871. I gotta start thinking bee?
  19872.  
  19873.  
  19874. How much longer will this go on?
  19875.  
  19876.  
  19877. It's been three days!
  19878. Why aren't you working?
  19879.  
  19880.  
  19881. I've got a lot of big life decisions
  19882. to think about.
  19883.  
  19884.  
  19885. What life? You have no life!
  19886. You have no job. You're barely a bee!
  19887.  
  19888.  
  19889. Would it kill you
  19890. to make a little honey?
  19891.  
  19892.  
  19893. Barry, come out.
  19894. Your father's talking to you.
  19895.  
  19896.  
  19897. Martin, would you talk to him?
  19898.  
  19899.  
  19900. Barry, I'm talking to you!
  19901.  
  19902.  
  19903. You coming?
  19904.  
  19905.  
  19906. Got everything?
  19907.  
  19908.  
  19909. All set!
  19910.  
  19911.  
  19912. Go ahead. I'll catch up.
  19913.  
  19914.  
  19915. Don't be too long.
  19916.  
  19917.  
  19918. Watch this!
  19919.  
  19920.  
  19921. Vanessa!
  19922.  
  19923.  
  19924. - We're still here.
  19925. - I told you not to yell at him.
  19926.  
  19927.  
  19928. He doesn't respond to yelling!
  19929.  
  19930.  
  19931. - Then why yell at me?
  19932. - Because you don't listen!
  19933.  
  19934.  
  19935. I'm not listening to this.
  19936.  
  19937.  
  19938. Sorry, I've gotta go.
  19939.  
  19940.  
  19941. - Where are you going?
  19942. - I'm meeting a friend.
  19943.  
  19944.  
  19945. A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  19946.  
  19947.  
  19948. Bye.
  19949.  
  19950.  
  19951. I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  19952.  
  19953.  
  19954. They have a huge parade
  19955. of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  19956.  
  19957.  
  19958. To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  19959. that's every florist's dream!
  19960.  
  19961.  
  19962. Up on a float, surrounded
  19963. by flowers, crowds cheering.
  19964.  
  19965.  
  19966. A tournament. Do the roses
  19967. compete in athletic events?
  19968.  
  19969.  
  19970. No. All right, I've got one.
  19971. How come you don't fly everywhere?
  19972.  
  19973.  
  19974. It's exhausting. Why don't you
  19975. run everywhere? It's faster.
  19976.  
  19977.  
  19978. Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  19979. All right, your turn.
  19980.  
  19981.  
  19982. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  19983. That's insane!
  19984.  
  19985.  
  19986. You don't have that?
  19987.  
  19988.  
  19989. We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  19990. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  19991.  
  19992.  
  19993. Oh, my.
  19994.  
  19995.  
  19996. Dumb bees!
  19997.  
  19998.  
  19999. You must want to sting all those jerks.
  20000.  
  20001.  
  20002. We try not to sting.
  20003. It's usually fatal for us.
  20004.  
  20005.  
  20006. So you have to watch your temper.
  20007.  
  20008.  
  20009. Very carefully.
  20010. You kick a wall, take a walk,
  20011.  
  20012.  
  20013. write an angry letter and throw it out.
  20014. Work through it like any emotion:
  20015.  
  20016.  
  20017. Anger, jealousy, lust.
  20018.  
  20019.  
  20020. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  20021.  
  20022.  
  20023. Yeah.
  20024.  
  20025.  
  20026. - What is wrong with you?!
  20027. - It's a bug.
  20028.  
  20029.  
  20030. He's not bothering anybody.
  20031. Get out of here, you creep!
  20032.  
  20033.  
  20034. What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  20035.  
  20036.  
  20037. Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  20038.  
  20039.  
  20040. It felt like about 10 pages.
  20041. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  20042.  
  20043.  
  20044. You've really got that
  20045. down to a science.
  20046.  
  20047.  
  20048. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  20049. - I'll bet.
  20050.  
  20051.  
  20052. What in the name
  20053. of Mighty Hercules is this?
  20054.  
  20055.  
  20056. How did this get here?
  20057. Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  20058.  
  20059.  
  20060. Ray Liotta Private Select?
  20061.  
  20062.  
  20063. - Is he that actor?
  20064. - I never heard of him.
  20065.  
  20066.  
  20067. - Why is this here?
  20068. - For people. We eat it.
  20069.  
  20070.  
  20071. You don't have
  20072. enough food of your own?
  20073.  
  20074.  
  20075. - Well, yes.
  20076. - How do you get it?
  20077.  
  20078.  
  20079. - Bees make it.
  20080. - I know who makes it!
  20081.  
  20082.  
  20083. And it's hard to make it!
  20084.  
  20085.  
  20086. There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  20087. You need a whole Krelman thing!
  20088.  
  20089.  
  20090. - It's organic.
  20091. - It's our-ganic!
  20092.  
  20093.  
  20094. It's just honey, Barry.
  20095.  
  20096.  
  20097. Just what?!
  20098.  
  20099.  
  20100. Bees don't know about this!
  20101. This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  20102.  
  20103.  
  20104. You've taken our homes, schools,
  20105. hospitals! This is all we have!
  20106.  
  20107.  
  20108. And it's on sale?!
  20109. I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  20110.  
  20111.  
  20112. I'm getting to the bottom
  20113. of all of this!
  20114.  
  20115.  
  20116. Hey, Hector.
  20117.  
  20118.  
  20119. - You almost done?
  20120. - Almost.
  20121.  
  20122.  
  20123. He is here. I sense it.
  20124.  
  20125.  
  20126. Well, I guess I'll go home now
  20127.  
  20128.  
  20129. and just leave this nice honey out,
  20130. with no one around.
  20131.  
  20132.  
  20133. You're busted, box boy!
  20134.  
  20135.  
  20136. I knew I heard something.
  20137. So you can talk!
  20138.  
  20139.  
  20140. I can talk.
  20141. And now you'll start talking!
  20142.  
  20143.  
  20144. Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  20145. Who's your supplier?
  20146.  
  20147.  
  20148. I don't understand.
  20149. I thought we were friends.
  20150.  
  20151.  
  20152. The last thing we want
  20153. to do is upset bees!
  20154.  
  20155.  
  20156. You're too late! It's ours now!
  20157.  
  20158.  
  20159. You, sir, have crossed
  20160. the wrong sword!
  20161.  
  20162.  
  20163. You, sir, will be lunch
  20164. for my iguana, Ignacio!
  20165.  
  20166.  
  20167. Where is the honey coming from?
  20168.  
  20169.  
  20170. Tell me where!
  20171.  
  20172.  
  20173. Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  20174.  
  20175.  
  20176. Orazy person!
  20177.  
  20178.  
  20179. What horrible thing has happened here?
  20180.  
  20181.  
  20182. These faces, they never knew
  20183. what hit them. And now
  20184.  
  20185.  
  20186. they're on the road to nowhere!
  20187.  
  20188.  
  20189. Just keep still.
  20190.  
  20191.  
  20192. What? You're not dead?
  20193.  
  20194.  
  20195. Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  20196. that moves. Where you headed?
  20197.  
  20198.  
  20199. To Honey Farms.
  20200. I am onto something huge here.
  20201.  
  20202.  
  20203. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  20204. crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  20205.  
  20206.  
  20207. I'm going to Tacoma.
  20208.  
  20209.  
  20210. - And you?
  20211. - He really is dead.
  20212.  
  20213.  
  20214. All right.
  20215.  
  20216.  
  20217. Uh-oh!
  20218.  
  20219.  
  20220. - What is that?!
  20221. - Oh, no!
  20222.  
  20223.  
  20224. - A wiper! Triple blade!
  20225. - Triple blade?
  20226.  
  20227.  
  20228. Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  20229.  
  20230.  
  20231. Why does everything have
  20232. to be so doggone clean?!
  20233.  
  20234.  
  20235. How much do you people need to see?!
  20236.  
  20237.  
  20238. Open your eyes!
  20239. Stick your head out the window!
  20240.  
  20241.  
  20242. From NPR News in Washington,
  20243. I'm Oarl Kasell.
  20244.  
  20245.  
  20246. But don't kill no more bugs!
  20247.  
  20248.  
  20249. - Bee!
  20250. - Moose blood guy!!
  20251.  
  20252.  
  20253. - You hear something?
  20254. - Like what?
  20255.  
  20256.  
  20257. Like tiny screaming.
  20258.  
  20259.  
  20260. Turn off the radio.
  20261.  
  20262.  
  20263. Whassup, bee boy?
  20264.  
  20265.  
  20266. Hey, Blood.
  20267.  
  20268.  
  20269. Just a row of honey jars,
  20270. as far as the eye could see.
  20271.  
  20272.  
  20273. Wow!
  20274.  
  20275.  
  20276. I assume wherever this truck goes
  20277. is where they're getting it.
  20278.  
  20279.  
  20280. I mean, that honey's ours.
  20281.  
  20282.  
  20283. - Bees hang tight.
  20284. - We're all jammed in.
  20285.  
  20286.  
  20287. It's a close community.
  20288.  
  20289.  
  20290. Not us, man. We on our own.
  20291. Every mosquito on his own.
  20292.  
  20293.  
  20294. - What if you get in trouble?
  20295. - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
  20296.  
  20297.  
  20298. Nobody likes us. They just smack.
  20299. See a mosquito, smack, smack!
  20300.  
  20301.  
  20302. At least you're out in the world.
  20303. You must meet girls.
  20304.  
  20305.  
  20306. Mosquito girls try to trade up,
  20307. get with a moth, dragonfly.
  20308.  
  20309.  
  20310. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
  20311.  
  20312.  
  20313. You got to be kidding me!
  20314.  
  20315.  
  20316. Mooseblood's about to leave
  20317. the building! So long, bee!
  20318.  
  20319.  
  20320. - Hey, guys!
  20321. - Mooseblood!
  20322.  
  20323.  
  20324. I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
  20325. Did you bring your crazy straw?
  20326.  
  20327.  
  20328. We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
  20329. and it's pretty much pure profit.
  20330.  
  20331.  
  20332. What is this place?
  20333.  
  20334.  
  20335. A bee's got a brain
  20336. the size of a pinhead.
  20337.  
  20338.  
  20339. They are pinheads!
  20340.  
  20341.  
  20342. Pinhead.
  20343.  
  20344.  
  20345. - Oheck out the new smoker.
  20346. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
  20347.  
  20348.  
  20349. The Thomas 3000!
  20350.  
  20351.  
  20352. Smoker?
  20353.  
  20354.  
  20355. Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
  20356. Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
  20357.  
  20358.  
  20359. A couple breaths of this
  20360. knocks them right out.
  20361.  
  20362.  
  20363. They make the honey,
  20364. and we make the money.
  20365.  
  20366.  
  20367. "They make the honey,
  20368. and we make the money"?
  20369.  
  20370.  
  20371. Oh, my!
  20372.  
  20373.  
  20374. What's going on? Are you OK?
  20375.  
  20376.  
  20377. Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
  20378.  
  20379.  
  20380. Do you know you're
  20381. in a fake hive with fake walls?
  20382.  
  20383.  
  20384. Our queen was moved here.
  20385. We had no choice.
  20386.  
  20387.  
  20388. This is your queen?
  20389. That's a man in women's clothes!
  20390.  
  20391.  
  20392. That's a drag queen!
  20393.  
  20394.  
  20395. What is this?
  20396.  
  20397.  
  20398. Oh, no!
  20399.  
  20400.  
  20401. There's hundreds of them!
  20402.  
  20403.  
  20404. Bee honey.
  20405.  
  20406.  
  20407. Our honey is being brazenly stolen
  20408. on a massive scale!
  20409.  
  20410.  
  20411. This is worse than anything bears
  20412. have done! I intend to do something.
  20413.  
  20414.  
  20415. Oh, Barry, stop.
  20416.  
  20417.  
  20418. Who told you humans are taking
  20419. our honey? That's a rumor.
  20420.  
  20421.  
  20422. Do these look like rumors?
  20423.  
  20424.  
  20425. That's a conspiracy theory.
  20426. These are obviously doctored photos.
  20427.  
  20428.  
  20429. How did you get mixed up in this?
  20430.  
  20431.  
  20432. He's been talking to humans.
  20433.  
  20434.  
  20435. - What?
  20436. - Talking to humans?!
  20437.  
  20438.  
  20439. He has a human girlfriend.
  20440. And they make out!
  20441.  
  20442.  
  20443. Make out? Barry!
  20444.  
  20445.  
  20446. We do not.
  20447.  
  20448.  
  20449. - You wish you could.
  20450. - Whose side are you on?
  20451.  
  20452.  
  20453. The bees!
  20454.  
  20455.  
  20456. I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
  20457. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
  20458.  
  20459.  
  20460. Barry, this is what you want
  20461. to do with your life?
  20462.  
  20463.  
  20464. I want to do it for all our lives.
  20465. Nobody works harder than bees!
  20466.  
  20467.  
  20468. Dad, I remember you
  20469. coming home so overworked
  20470.  
  20471.  
  20472. your hands were still stirring.
  20473. You couldn't stop.
  20474.  
  20475.  
  20476. I remember that.
  20477.  
  20478.  
  20479. What right do they have to our honey?
  20480.  
  20481.  
  20482. We live on two cups a year. They put it
  20483. in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
  20484.  
  20485.  
  20486. Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
  20487.  
  20488.  
  20489. Sting them where it really hurts.
  20490.  
  20491.  
  20492. In the face! The eye!
  20493.  
  20494.  
  20495. - That would hurt.
  20496. - No.
  20497.  
  20498.  
  20499. Up the nose? That's a killer.
  20500.  
  20501.  
  20502. There's only one place you can sting
  20503. the humans, one place where it matters.
  20504.  
  20505.  
  20506. Hive at Five, the hive's only
  20507. full-hour action news source.
  20508.  
  20509.  
  20510. No more bee beards!
  20511.  
  20512.  
  20513. With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
  20514.  
  20515.  
  20516. Weather with Storm Stinger.
  20517.  
  20518.  
  20519. Sports with Buzz Larvi.
  20520.  
  20521.  
  20522. And Jeanette Ohung.
  20523.  
  20524.  
  20525. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
  20526. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
  20527.  
  20528.  
  20529. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
  20530.  
  20531.  
  20532. intends to sue the human race
  20533. for stealing our honey,
  20534.  
  20535.  
  20536. packaging it and profiting
  20537. from it illegally!
  20538.  
  20539.  
  20540. Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
  20541.  
  20542.  
  20543. we'll have three former queens here in
  20544. our studio, discussing their new book,
  20545.  
  20546.  
  20547. Olassy Ladies,
  20548. out this week on Hexagon.
  20549.  
  20550.  
  20551. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
  20552.  
  20553.  
  20554. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
  20555. from the hive. I can't do this"?
  20556.  
  20557.  
  20558. Bees have never been afraid
  20559. to change the world.
  20560.  
  20561.  
  20562. What about Bee Oolumbus?
  20563. Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
  20564.  
  20565.  
  20566. Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
  20567.  
  20568.  
  20569. We were thinking
  20570. of stickball or candy stores.
  20571.  
  20572.  
  20573. How old are you?
  20574.  
  20575.  
  20576. The bee community
  20577. is supporting you in this case,
  20578.  
  20579.  
  20580. which will be the trial
  20581. of the bee century.
  20582.  
  20583.  
  20584. You know, they have a Larry King
  20585. in the human world too.
  20586.  
  20587.  
  20588. It's a common name. Next week...
  20589.  
  20590.  
  20591. He looks like you and has a show
  20592. and suspenders and colored dots...
  20593.  
  20594.  
  20595. Next week...
  20596.  
  20597.  
  20598. Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
  20599. guest even though you just heard 'em.
  20600.  
  20601.  
  20602. Bear Week next week!
  20603. They're scary, hairy and here live.
  20604.  
  20605.  
  20606. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
  20607. squinty eyes, very Jewish.
  20608.  
  20609.  
  20610. In tennis, you attack
  20611. at the point of weakness!
  20612.  
  20613.  
  20614. It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
  20615.  
  20616.  
  20617. Honey, her backhand's a joke!
  20618. I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
  20619.  
  20620.  
  20621. Quiet, please.
  20622. Actual work going on here.
  20623.  
  20624.  
  20625. - Is that that same bee?
  20626. - Yes, it is!
  20627.  
  20628.  
  20629. I'm helping him sue the human race.
  20630.  
  20631.  
  20632. - Hello.
  20633. - Hello, bee.
  20634.  
  20635.  
  20636. This is Ken.
  20637.  
  20638.  
  20639. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
  20640. ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
  20641.  
  20642.  
  20643. Why does he talk again?
  20644.  
  20645.  
  20646. Listen, you better go
  20647. 'cause we're really busy working.
  20648.  
  20649.  
  20650. But it's our yogurt night!
  20651.  
  20652.  
  20653. Bye-bye.
  20654.  
  20655.  
  20656. Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
  20657.  
  20658.  
  20659. You poor thing.
  20660. You two have been at this for hours!
  20661.  
  20662.  
  20663. Yes, and Adam here
  20664. has been a huge help.
  20665.  
  20666.  
  20667. - Frosting...
  20668. - How many sugars?
  20669.  
  20670.  
  20671. Just one. I try not
  20672. to use the competition.
  20673.  
  20674.  
  20675. So why are you helping me?
  20676.  
  20677.  
  20678. Bees have good qualities.
  20679.  
  20680.  
  20681. And it takes my mind off the shop.
  20682.  
  20683.  
  20684. Instead of flowers, people
  20685. are giving balloon bouquets now.
  20686.  
  20687.  
  20688. Those are great, if you're three.
  20689.  
  20690.  
  20691. And artificial flowers.
  20692.  
  20693.  
  20694. - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  20695. - Yeah, me too.
  20696.  
  20697.  
  20698. Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
  20699.  
  20700.  
  20701. Bees must hate those fake things!
  20702.  
  20703.  
  20704. Nothing worse
  20705. than a daffodil that's had work done.
  20706.  
  20707.  
  20708. Maybe this could make up
  20709. for it a little bit.
  20710.  
  20711.  
  20712. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
  20713. - I guess.
  20714.  
  20715.  
  20716. You sure you want to go through with it?
  20717.  
  20718.  
  20719. Am I sure? When I'm done with
  20720. the humans, they won't be able
  20721.  
  20722.  
  20723. to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
  20724. without paying a royalty!
  20725.  
  20726.  
  20727. It's an incredible scene
  20728. here in downtown Manhattan,
  20729.  
  20730.  
  20731. where the world anxiously waits,
  20732. because for the first time in history,
  20733.  
  20734.  
  20735. we will hear for ourselves
  20736. if a honeybee can actually speak.
  20737.  
  20738.  
  20739. What have we gotten into here, Barry?
  20740.  
  20741.  
  20742. It's pretty big, isn't it?
  20743.  
  20744.  
  20745. I can't believe how many humans
  20746. don't work during the day.
  20747.  
  20748.  
  20749. You think billion-dollar multinational
  20750. food companies have good lawyers?
  20751.  
  20752.  
  20753. Everybody needs to stay
  20754. behind the barricade.
  20755.  
  20756.  
  20757. - What's the matter?
  20758. - I don't know, I just got a chill.
  20759.  
  20760.  
  20761. Well, if it isn't the bee team.
  20762.  
  20763.  
  20764. You boys work on this?
  20765.  
  20766.  
  20767. All rise! The Honorable
  20768. Judge Bumbleton presiding.
  20769.  
  20770.  
  20771. All right. Oase number 4475,
  20772.  
  20773.  
  20774. Superior Oourt of New York,
  20775. Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
  20776.  
  20777.  
  20778. is now in session.
  20779.  
  20780.  
  20781. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
  20782. the five food companies collectively?
  20783.  
  20784.  
  20785. A privilege.
  20786.  
  20787.  
  20788. Mr. Benson... you're representing
  20789. all the bees of the world?
  20790.  
  20791.  
  20792. I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
  20793. we're ready to proceed.
  20794.  
  20795.  
  20796. Mr. Montgomery,
  20797. your opening statement, please.
  20798.  
  20799.  
  20800. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
  20801.  
  20802.  
  20803. my grandmother was a simple woman.
  20804.  
  20805.  
  20806. Born on a farm, she believed
  20807. it was man's divine right
  20808.  
  20809.  
  20810. to benefit from the bounty
  20811. of nature God put before us.
  20812.  
  20813.  
  20814. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
  20815. Mr. Benson imagines,
  20816.  
  20817.  
  20818. just think of what would it mean.
  20819.  
  20820.  
  20821. I would have to negotiate
  20822. with the silkworm
  20823.  
  20824.  
  20825. for the elastic in my britches!
  20826.  
  20827.  
  20828. Talking bee!
  20829.  
  20830.  
  20831. How do we know this isn't some sort of
  20832.  
  20833.  
  20834. holographic motion-picture-capture
  20835. Hollywood wizardry?
  20836.  
  20837.  
  20838. They could be using laser beams!
  20839.  
  20840.  
  20841. Robotics! Ventriloquism!
  20842. Oloning! For all we know,
  20843.  
  20844.  
  20845. he could be on steroids!
  20846.  
  20847.  
  20848. Mr. Benson?
  20849.  
  20850.  
  20851. Ladies and gentlemen,
  20852. there's no trickery here.
  20853.  
  20854.  
  20855. I'm just an ordinary bee.
  20856. Honey's pretty important to me.
  20857.  
  20858.  
  20859. It's important to all bees.
  20860. We invented it!
  20861.  
  20862.  
  20863. We make it. And we protect it
  20864. with our lives.
  20865.  
  20866.  
  20867. Unfortunately, there are
  20868. some people in this room
  20869.  
  20870.  
  20871. who think they can take it from us
  20872.  
  20873.  
  20874. 'cause we're the little guys!
  20875. I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
  20876.  
  20877.  
  20878. you'll see how, by taking our honey,
  20879. you not only take everything we have
  20880.  
  20881.  
  20882. but everything we are!
  20883.  
  20884.  
  20885. I wish he'd dress like that
  20886. all the time. So nice!
  20887.  
  20888.  
  20889. Oall your first witness.
  20890.  
  20891.  
  20892. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
  20893. of Honey Farms, big company you have.
  20894.  
  20895.  
  20896. I suppose so.
  20897.  
  20898.  
  20899. I see you also own
  20900. Honeyburton and Honron!
  20901.  
  20902.  
  20903. Yes, they provide beekeepers
  20904. for our farms.
  20905.  
  20906.  
  20907. Beekeeper. I find that
  20908. to be a very disturbing term.
  20909.  
  20910.  
  20911. I don't imagine you employ
  20912. any bee-free-ers, do you?
  20913.  
  20914.  
  20915. - No.
  20916. - I couldn't hear you.
  20917.  
  20918.  
  20919. - No.
  20920. - No.
  20921.  
  20922.  
  20923. Because you don't free bees.
  20924. You keep bees. Not only that,
  20925.  
  20926.  
  20927. it seems you thought a bear would be
  20928. an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
  20929.  
  20930.  
  20931. They're very lovable creatures.
  20932.  
  20933.  
  20934. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
  20935.  
  20936.  
  20937. You mean like this?
  20938.  
  20939.  
  20940. Bears kill bees!
  20941.  
  20942.  
  20943. How'd you like his head crashing
  20944. through your living room?!
  20945.  
  20946.  
  20947. Biting into your couch!
  20948. Spitting out your throw pillows!
  20949.  
  20950.  
  20951. OK, that's enough. Take him away.
  20952.  
  20953.  
  20954. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
  20955. Your name intrigues me.
  20956.  
  20957.  
  20958. - Where have I heard it before?
  20959. - I was with a band called The Police.
  20960.  
  20961.  
  20962. But you've never been
  20963. a police officer, have you?
  20964.  
  20965.  
  20966. No, I haven't.
  20967.  
  20968.  
  20969. No, you haven't. And so here
  20970. we have yet another example
  20971.  
  20972.  
  20973. of bee culture casually
  20974. stolen by a human
  20975.  
  20976.  
  20977. for nothing more than
  20978. a prance-about stage name.
  20979.  
  20980.  
  20981. Oh, please.
  20982.  
  20983.  
  20984. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
  20985.  
  20986.  
  20987. Because I'm feeling
  20988. a little stung, Sting.
  20989.  
  20990.  
  20991. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
  20992.  
  20993.  
  20994. That's not his real name?! You idiots!
  20995.  
  20996.  
  20997. Mr. Liotta, first,
  20998. belated congratulations on
  20999.  
  21000.  
  21001. your Emmy win for a guest spot
  21002. on ER in 2005.
  21003.  
  21004.  
  21005. Thank you. Thank you.
  21006.  
  21007.  
  21008. I see from your resume
  21009. that you're devilishly handsome
  21010.  
  21011.  
  21012. with a churning inner turmoil
  21013. that's ready to blow.
  21014.  
  21015.  
  21016. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
  21017.  
  21018.  
  21019. Not yet it isn't. But is this
  21020. what it's come to for you?
  21021.  
  21022.  
  21023. Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
  21024. so you don't
  21025.  
  21026.  
  21027. have to rehearse
  21028. your part and learn your lines, sir?
  21029.  
  21030.  
  21031. Watch it, Benson!
  21032. I could blow right now!
  21033.  
  21034.  
  21035. This isn't a goodfella.
  21036. This is a badfella!
  21037.  
  21038.  
  21039. Why doesn't someone just step on
  21040. this creep, and we can all go home?!
  21041.  
  21042.  
  21043. - Order in this court!
  21044. - You're all thinking it!
  21045.  
  21046.  
  21047. Order! Order, I say!
  21048.  
  21049.  
  21050. - Say it!
  21051. - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
  21052.  
  21053.  
  21054. I think it was awfully nice
  21055. of that bear to pitch in like that.
  21056.  
  21057.  
  21058. I think the jury's on our side.
  21059.  
  21060.  
  21061. Are we doing everything right, legally?
  21062.  
  21063.  
  21064. I'm a florist.
  21065.  
  21066.  
  21067. Right. Well, here's to a great team.
  21068.  
  21069.  
  21070. To a great team!
  21071.  
  21072.  
  21073. Well, hello.
  21074.  
  21075.  
  21076. - Ken!
  21077. - Hello.
  21078.  
  21079.  
  21080. I didn't think you were coming.
  21081.  
  21082.  
  21083. No, I was just late.
  21084. I tried to call, but... the battery.
  21085.  
  21086.  
  21087. I didn't want all this to go to waste,
  21088. so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
  21089.  
  21090.  
  21091. Oh, that was lucky.
  21092.  
  21093.  
  21094. There's a little left.
  21095. I could heat it up.
  21096.  
  21097.  
  21098. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
  21099.  
  21100.  
  21101. So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
  21102.  
  21103.  
  21104. I'm not much for the game myself.
  21105. The ball's a little grabby.
  21106.  
  21107.  
  21108. That's where I usually sit.
  21109. Right... there.
  21110.  
  21111.  
  21112. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
  21113.  
  21114.  
  21115. and he agreed with me that eating with
  21116. chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
  21117.  
  21118.  
  21119. You think I don't see what you're doing?
  21120.  
  21121.  
  21122. I know how hard it is to find
  21123. the rightjob. We have that in common.
  21124.  
  21125.  
  21126. Do we?
  21127.  
  21128.  
  21129. Bees have 100 percent employment,
  21130. but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
  21131.  
  21132.  
  21133. That's just what
  21134. I was thinking about doing.
  21135.  
  21136.  
  21137. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
  21138. for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
  21139.  
  21140.  
  21141. I'm going to drain the old stinger.
  21142.  
  21143.  
  21144. Yeah, you do that.
  21145.  
  21146.  
  21147. Look at that.
  21148.  
  21149.  
  21150. You know, I've just about had it
  21151.  
  21152.  
  21153. with your little mind games.
  21154.  
  21155.  
  21156. - What's that?
  21157. - Italian Vogue.
  21158.  
  21159.  
  21160. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
  21161.  
  21162.  
  21163. A lot of ads.
  21164.  
  21165.  
  21166. Remember what Van said, why is
  21167. your life more valuable than mine?
  21168.  
  21169.  
  21170. Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
  21171.  
  21172.  
  21173. I think something stinks in here!
  21174.  
  21175.  
  21176. I love the smell of flowers.
  21177.  
  21178.  
  21179. How do you like the smell of flames?!
  21180.  
  21181.  
  21182. Not as much.
  21183.  
  21184.  
  21185. Water bug! Not taking sides!
  21186.  
  21187.  
  21188. Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
  21189. This is pathetic!
  21190.  
  21191.  
  21192. I've got issues!
  21193.  
  21194.  
  21195. Well, well, well, a royal flush!
  21196.  
  21197.  
  21198. - You're bluffing.
  21199. - Am I?
  21200.  
  21201.  
  21202. Surf's up, dude!
  21203.  
  21204.  
  21205. Poo water!
  21206.  
  21207.  
  21208. That bowl is gnarly.
  21209.  
  21210.  
  21211. Except for those dirty yellow rings!
  21212.  
  21213.  
  21214. Kenneth! What are you doing?!
  21215.  
  21216.  
  21217. You know, I don't even like honey!
  21218. I don't eat it!
  21219.  
  21220.  
  21221. We need to talk!
  21222.  
  21223.  
  21224. He's just a little bee!
  21225.  
  21226.  
  21227. And he happens to be
  21228. the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  21229.  
  21230.  
  21231. Long time? What are you talking about?!
  21232. Are there other bugs in your life?
  21233.  
  21234.  
  21235. No, but there are other things bugging
  21236. me in life. And you're one of them!
  21237.  
  21238.  
  21239. Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
  21240.  
  21241.  
  21242. My nerves are fried from riding
  21243. on this emotional roller coaster!
  21244.  
  21245.  
  21246. Goodbye, Ken.
  21247.  
  21248.  
  21249. And for your information,
  21250.  
  21251.  
  21252. I prefer sugar-free, artificial
  21253. sweeteners made by man!
  21254.  
  21255.  
  21256. I'm sorry about all that.
  21257.  
  21258.  
  21259. I know it's got
  21260. an aftertaste! I like it!
  21261.  
  21262.  
  21263. I always felt there was some kind
  21264. of barrier between Ken and me.
  21265.  
  21266.  
  21267. I couldn't overcome it.
  21268. Oh, well.
  21269.  
  21270.  
  21271. Are you OK for the trial?
  21272.  
  21273.  
  21274. I believe Mr. Montgomery
  21275. is about out of ideas.
  21276.  
  21277.  
  21278. We would like to call
  21279. Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
  21280.  
  21281.  
  21282. Good idea! You can really see why he's
  21283. considered one of the best lawyers...
  21284.  
  21285.  
  21286. Yeah.
  21287.  
  21288.  
  21289. Layton, you've
  21290. gotta weave some magic
  21291.  
  21292.  
  21293. with this jury,
  21294. or it's gonna be all over.
  21295.  
  21296.  
  21297. Don't worry. The only thing I have
  21298. to do to turn this jury around
  21299.  
  21300.  
  21301. is to remind them
  21302. of what they don't like about bees.
  21303.  
  21304.  
  21305. - You got the tweezers?
  21306. - Are you allergic?
  21307.  
  21308.  
  21309. Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
  21310.  
  21311.  
  21312. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
  21313. what I think we'd all like to know.
  21314.  
  21315.  
  21316. What exactly is your relationship
  21317.  
  21318.  
  21319. to that woman?
  21320.  
  21321.  
  21322. We're friends.
  21323.  
  21324.  
  21325. - Good friends?
  21326. - Yes.
  21327.  
  21328.  
  21329. How good? Do you live together?
  21330.  
  21331.  
  21332. Wait a minute...
  21333.  
  21334.  
  21335. Are you her little...
  21336.  
  21337.  
  21338. ...bedbug?
  21339.  
  21340.  
  21341. I've seen a bee documentary or two.
  21342. From what I understand,
  21343.  
  21344.  
  21345. doesn't your queen give birth
  21346. to all the bee children?
  21347.  
  21348.  
  21349. - Yeah, but...
  21350. - So those aren't your real parents!
  21351.  
  21352.  
  21353. - Oh, Barry...
  21354. - Yes, they are!
  21355.  
  21356.  
  21357. Hold me back!
  21358.  
  21359.  
  21360. You're an illegitimate bee,
  21361. aren't you, Benson?
  21362.  
  21363.  
  21364. He's denouncing bees!
  21365.  
  21366.  
  21367. Don't y'all date your cousins?
  21368.  
  21369.  
  21370. - Objection!
  21371. - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
  21372.  
  21373.  
  21374. Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
  21375.  
  21376.  
  21377. Oh, I'm hit!!
  21378.  
  21379.  
  21380. Oh, lordy, I am hit!
  21381.  
  21382.  
  21383. Order! Order!
  21384.  
  21385.  
  21386. The venom! The venom
  21387. is coursing through my veins!
  21388.  
  21389.  
  21390. I have been felled
  21391. by a winged beast of destruction!
  21392.  
  21393.  
  21394. You see? You can't treat them
  21395. like equals! They're striped savages!
  21396.  
  21397.  
  21398. Stinging's the only thing
  21399. they know! It's their way!
  21400.  
  21401.  
  21402. - Adam, stay with me.
  21403. - I can't feel my legs.
  21404.  
  21405.  
  21406. What angel of mercy
  21407. will come forward to suck the poison
  21408.  
  21409.  
  21410. from my heaving buttocks?
  21411.  
  21412.  
  21413. I will have order in this court. Order!
  21414.  
  21415.  
  21416. Order, please!
  21417.  
  21418.  
  21419. The case of the honeybees
  21420. versus the human race
  21421.  
  21422.  
  21423. took a pointed turn against the bees
  21424.  
  21425.  
  21426. yesterday when one of their legal
  21427. team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
  21428.  
  21429.  
  21430. - Hey, buddy.
  21431. - Hey.
  21432.  
  21433.  
  21434. - Is there much pain?
  21435. - Yeah.
  21436.  
  21437.  
  21438. I...
  21439.  
  21440.  
  21441. I blew the whole case, didn't I?
  21442.  
  21443.  
  21444. It doesn't matter. What matters is
  21445. you're alive. You could have died.
  21446.  
  21447.  
  21448. I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
  21449.  
  21450.  
  21451. They got it from the cafeteria
  21452. downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
  21453.  
  21454.  
  21455. Look, there's
  21456. a little celery still on it.
  21457.  
  21458.  
  21459. What was it like to sting someone?
  21460.  
  21461.  
  21462. I can't explain it. It was all...
  21463.  
  21464.  
  21465. All adrenaline and then...
  21466. and then ecstasy!
  21467.  
  21468.  
  21469. All right.
  21470.  
  21471.  
  21472. You think it was all a trap?
  21473.  
  21474.  
  21475. Of course. I'm sorry.
  21476. I flew us right into this.
  21477.  
  21478.  
  21479. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
  21480. just a couple of bugs in this world.
  21481.  
  21482.  
  21483. What will the humans do to us
  21484. if they win?
  21485.  
  21486.  
  21487. I don't know.
  21488.  
  21489.  
  21490. I hear they put the roaches in motels.
  21491. That doesn't sound so bad.
  21492.  
  21493.  
  21494. Adam, they check in,
  21495. but they don't check out!
  21496.  
  21497.  
  21498. Oh, my.
  21499.  
  21500.  
  21501. Oould you get a nurse
  21502. to close that window?
  21503.  
  21504.  
  21505. - Why?
  21506. - The smoke.
  21507.  
  21508.  
  21509. Bees don't smoke.
  21510.  
  21511.  
  21512. Right. Bees don't smoke.
  21513.  
  21514.  
  21515. Bees don't smoke!
  21516. But some bees are smoking.
  21517.  
  21518.  
  21519. That's it! That's our case!
  21520.  
  21521.  
  21522. It is? It's not over?
  21523.  
  21524.  
  21525. Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
  21526.  
  21527.  
  21528. Get back to the court and stall.
  21529. Stall any way you can.
  21530.  
  21531.  
  21532. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
  21533.  
  21534.  
  21535. Mr. Flayman.
  21536.  
  21537.  
  21538. Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
  21539.  
  21540.  
  21541. Where is the rest of your team?
  21542.  
  21543.  
  21544. Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
  21545.  
  21546.  
  21547. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
  21548.  
  21549.  
  21550. and as a result,
  21551. we don't make very good time.
  21552.  
  21553.  
  21554. I actually heard a funny story about...
  21555.  
  21556.  
  21557. Your Honor,
  21558. haven't these ridiculous bugs
  21559.  
  21560.  
  21561. taken up enough
  21562. of this court's valuable time?
  21563.  
  21564.  
  21565. How much longer will we allow
  21566. these absurd shenanigans to go on?
  21567.  
  21568.  
  21569. They have presented no compelling
  21570. evidence to support their charges
  21571.  
  21572.  
  21573. against my clients,
  21574. who run legitimate businesses.
  21575.  
  21576.  
  21577. I move for a complete dismissal
  21578. of this entire case!
  21579.  
  21580.  
  21581. Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
  21582.  
  21583.  
  21584. to have to consider
  21585. Mr. Montgomery's motion.
  21586.  
  21587.  
  21588. But you can't! We have a terrific case.
  21589.  
  21590.  
  21591. Where is your proof?
  21592. Where is the evidence?
  21593.  
  21594.  
  21595. Show me the smoking gun!
  21596.  
  21597.  
  21598. Hold it, Your Honor!
  21599. You want a smoking gun?
  21600.  
  21601.  
  21602. Here is your smoking gun.
  21603.  
  21604.  
  21605. What is that?
  21606.  
  21607.  
  21608. It's a bee smoker!
  21609.  
  21610.  
  21611. What, this?
  21612. This harmless little contraption?
  21613.  
  21614.  
  21615. This couldn't hurt a fly,
  21616. let alone a bee.
  21617.  
  21618.  
  21619. Look at what has happened
  21620.  
  21621.  
  21622. to bees who have never been asked,
  21623. "Smoking or non?"
  21624.  
  21625.  
  21626. Is this what nature intended for us?
  21627.  
  21628.  
  21629. To be forcibly addicted
  21630. to smoke machines
  21631.  
  21632.  
  21633. and man-made wooden slat work camps?
  21634.  
  21635.  
  21636. Living out our lives as honey slaves
  21637. to the white man?
  21638.  
  21639.  
  21640. - What are we gonna do?
  21641. - He's playing the species card.
  21642.  
  21643.  
  21644. Ladies and gentlemen, please,
  21645. free these bees!
  21646.  
  21647.  
  21648. Free the bees! Free the bees!
  21649.  
  21650.  
  21651. Free the bees!
  21652.  
  21653.  
  21654. Free the bees! Free the bees!
  21655.  
  21656.  
  21657. The court finds in favor of the bees!
  21658.  
  21659.  
  21660. Vanessa, we won!
  21661.  
  21662.  
  21663. I knew you could do it! High-five!
  21664.  
  21665.  
  21666. Sorry.
  21667.  
  21668.  
  21669. I'm OK! You know what this means?
  21670.  
  21671.  
  21672. All the honey
  21673. will finally belong to the bees.
  21674.  
  21675.  
  21676. Now we won't have
  21677. to work so hard all the time.
  21678.  
  21679.  
  21680. This is an unholy perversion
  21681. of the balance of nature, Benson.
  21682.  
  21683.  
  21684. You'll regret this.
  21685.  
  21686.  
  21687. Barry, how much honey is out there?
  21688.  
  21689.  
  21690. All right. One at a time.
  21691.  
  21692.  
  21693. Barry, who are you wearing?
  21694.  
  21695.  
  21696. My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
  21697. and I have no pants.
  21698.  
  21699.  
  21700. - What if Montgomery's right?
  21701. - What do you mean?
  21702.  
  21703.  
  21704. We've been living the bee way
  21705. a long time, 27 million years.
  21706.  
  21707.  
  21708. Oongratulations on your victory.
  21709. What will you demand as a settlement?
  21710.  
  21711.  
  21712. First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
  21713. of all bee work camps.
  21714.  
  21715.  
  21716. Then we want back the honey
  21717. that was ours to begin with,
  21718.  
  21719.  
  21720. every last drop.
  21721.  
  21722.  
  21723. We demand an end to the glorification
  21724. of the bear as anything more
  21725.  
  21726.  
  21727. than a filthy, smelly,
  21728. bad-breath stink machine.
  21729.  
  21730.  
  21731. We're all aware
  21732. of what they do in the woods.
  21733.  
  21734.  
  21735. Wait for my signal.
  21736.  
  21737.  
  21738. Take him out.
  21739.  
  21740.  
  21741. He'll have nauseous
  21742. for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
  21743.  
  21744.  
  21745. And we will no longer tolerate
  21746. bee-negative nicknames...
  21747.  
  21748.  
  21749. But it's just a prance-about stage name!
  21750.  
  21751.  
  21752. ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
  21753. in bogus health products
  21754.  
  21755.  
  21756. and la-dee-da human
  21757. tea-time snack garnishments.
  21758.  
  21759.  
  21760. Oan't breathe.
  21761.  
  21762.  
  21763. Bring it in, boys!
  21764.  
  21765.  
  21766. Hold it right there! Good.
  21767.  
  21768.  
  21769. Tap it.
  21770.  
  21771.  
  21772. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
  21773. and there's gallons more coming!
  21774.  
  21775.  
  21776. - I think we need to shut down!
  21777. - Shut down? We've never shut down.
  21778.  
  21779.  
  21780. Shut down honey production!
  21781.  
  21782.  
  21783. Stop making honey!
  21784.  
  21785.  
  21786. Turn your key, sir!
  21787.  
  21788.  
  21789. What do we do now?
  21790.  
  21791.  
  21792. Oannonball!
  21793.  
  21794.  
  21795. We're shutting honey production!
  21796.  
  21797.  
  21798. Mission abort.
  21799.  
  21800.  
  21801. Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
  21802. Returning to base.
  21803.  
  21804.  
  21805. Adam, you wouldn't believe
  21806. how much honey was out there.
  21807.  
  21808.  
  21809. Oh, yeah?
  21810.  
  21811.  
  21812. What's going on? Where is everybody?
  21813.  
  21814.  
  21815. - Are they out celebrating?
  21816. - They're home.
  21817.  
  21818.  
  21819. They don't know what to do.
  21820. Laying out, sleeping in.
  21821.  
  21822.  
  21823. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
  21824. to San Antonio with a cricket.
  21825.  
  21826.  
  21827. At least we got our honey back.
  21828.  
  21829.  
  21830. Sometimes I think, so what if humans
  21831. liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
  21832.  
  21833.  
  21834. It's the greatest thing in the world!
  21835. I was excited to be part of making it.
  21836.  
  21837.  
  21838. This was my new desk. This was my
  21839. new job. I wanted to do it really well.
  21840.  
  21841.  
  21842. And now...
  21843.  
  21844.  
  21845. Now I can't.
  21846.  
  21847.  
  21848. I don't understand
  21849. why they're not happy.
  21850.  
  21851.  
  21852. I thought their lives would be better!
  21853.  
  21854.  
  21855. They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
  21856. Honey really changes people.
  21857.  
  21858.  
  21859. You don't have any idea
  21860. what's going on, do you?
  21861.  
  21862.  
  21863. - What did you want to show me?
  21864. - This.
  21865.  
  21866.  
  21867. What happened here?
  21868.  
  21869.  
  21870. That is not the half of it.
  21871.  
  21872.  
  21873. Oh, no. Oh, my.
  21874.  
  21875.  
  21876. They're all wilting.
  21877.  
  21878.  
  21879. Doesn't look very good, does it?
  21880.  
  21881.  
  21882. No.
  21883.  
  21884.  
  21885. And whose fault do you think that is?
  21886.  
  21887.  
  21888. You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
  21889.  
  21890.  
  21891. Bees?
  21892.  
  21893.  
  21894. Specifically, me.
  21895.  
  21896.  
  21897. I didn't think bees not needing to make
  21898. honey would affect all these things.
  21899.  
  21900.  
  21901. It's notjust flowers.
  21902. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
  21903.  
  21904.  
  21905. That's our whole SAT test right there.
  21906.  
  21907.  
  21908. Take away produce, that affects
  21909. the entire animal kingdom.
  21910.  
  21911.  
  21912. And then, of course...
  21913.  
  21914.  
  21915. The human species?
  21916.  
  21917.  
  21918. So if there's no more pollination,
  21919.  
  21920.  
  21921. it could all just go south here,
  21922. couldn't it?
  21923.  
  21924.  
  21925. I know this is also partly my fault.
  21926.  
  21927.  
  21928. How about a suicide pact?
  21929.  
  21930.  
  21931. How do we do it?
  21932.  
  21933.  
  21934. - I'll sting you, you step on me.
  21935. - Thatjust kills you twice.
  21936.  
  21937.  
  21938. Right, right.
  21939.  
  21940.  
  21941. Listen, Barry...
  21942. sorry, but I gotta get going.
  21943.  
  21944.  
  21945. I had to open my mouth and talk.
  21946.  
  21947.  
  21948. Vanessa?
  21949.  
  21950.  
  21951. Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
  21952. Where are you going?
  21953.  
  21954.  
  21955. To the final Tournament of Roses parade
  21956. in Pasadena.
  21957.  
  21958.  
  21959. They've moved it to this weekend
  21960. because all the flowers are dying.
  21961.  
  21962.  
  21963. It's the last chance
  21964. I'll ever have to see it.
  21965.  
  21966.  
  21967. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
  21968. I never meant it to turn out like this.
  21969.  
  21970.  
  21971. I know. Me neither.
  21972.  
  21973.  
  21974. Tournament of Roses.
  21975. Roses can't do sports.
  21976.  
  21977.  
  21978. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
  21979.  
  21980.  
  21981. Roses!
  21982.  
  21983.  
  21984. Vanessa!
  21985.  
  21986.  
  21987. Roses?!
  21988.  
  21989.  
  21990. Barry?
  21991.  
  21992.  
  21993. - Roses are flowers!
  21994. - Yes, they are.
  21995.  
  21996.  
  21997. Flowers, bees, pollen!
  21998.  
  21999.  
  22000. I know.
  22001. That's why this is the last parade.
  22002.  
  22003.  
  22004. Maybe not.
  22005. Oould you ask him to slow down?
  22006.  
  22007.  
  22008. Oould you slow down?
  22009.  
  22010.  
  22011. Barry!
  22012.  
  22013.  
  22014. OK, I made a huge mistake.
  22015. This is a total disaster, all my fault.
  22016.  
  22017.  
  22018. Yes, it kind of is.
  22019.  
  22020.  
  22021. I've ruined the planet.
  22022. I wanted to help you
  22023.  
  22024.  
  22025. with the flower shop.
  22026. I've made it worse.
  22027.  
  22028.  
  22029. Actually, it's completely closed down.
  22030.  
  22031.  
  22032. I thought maybe you were remodeling.
  22033.  
  22034.  
  22035. But I have another idea, and it's
  22036. greater than my previous ideas combined.
  22037.  
  22038.  
  22039. I don't want to hear it!
  22040.  
  22041.  
  22042. All right, they have the roses,
  22043. the roses have the pollen.
  22044.  
  22045.  
  22046. I know every bee, plant
  22047. and flower bud in this park.
  22048.  
  22049.  
  22050. All we gotta do is get what they've got
  22051. back here with what we've got.
  22052.  
  22053.  
  22054. - Bees.
  22055. - Park.
  22056.  
  22057.  
  22058. - Pollen!
  22059. - Flowers.
  22060.  
  22061.  
  22062. - Repollination!
  22063. - Across the nation!
  22064.  
  22065.  
  22066. Tournament of Roses,
  22067. Pasadena, Oalifornia.
  22068.  
  22069.  
  22070. They've got nothing
  22071. but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
  22072.  
  22073.  
  22074. Security will be tight.
  22075.  
  22076.  
  22077. I have an idea.
  22078.  
  22079.  
  22080. Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
  22081.  
  22082.  
  22083. Official floral business. It's real.
  22084.  
  22085.  
  22086. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
  22087.  
  22088.  
  22089. Thank you. It was a gift.
  22090.  
  22091.  
  22092. Once inside,
  22093. we just pick the right float.
  22094.  
  22095.  
  22096. How about The Princess and the Pea?
  22097.  
  22098.  
  22099. I could be the princess,
  22100. and you could be the pea!
  22101.  
  22102.  
  22103. Yes, I got it.
  22104.  
  22105.  
  22106. - Where should I sit?
  22107. - What are you?
  22108.  
  22109.  
  22110. - I believe I'm the pea.
  22111. - The pea?
  22112.  
  22113.  
  22114. It goes under the mattresses.
  22115.  
  22116.  
  22117. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
  22118. - I'm getting the marshal.
  22119.  
  22120.  
  22121. You do that!
  22122. This whole parade is a fiasco!
  22123.  
  22124.  
  22125. Let's see what this baby'll do.
  22126.  
  22127.  
  22128. Hey, what are you doing?!
  22129.  
  22130.  
  22131. Then all we do
  22132. is blend in with traffic...
  22133.  
  22134.  
  22135. ...without arousing suspicion.
  22136.  
  22137.  
  22138. Once at the airport,
  22139. there's no stopping us.
  22140.  
  22141.  
  22142. Stop! Security.
  22143.  
  22144.  
  22145. - You and your insect pack your float?
  22146. - Yes.
  22147.  
  22148.  
  22149. Has it been
  22150. in your possession the entire time?
  22151.  
  22152.  
  22153. Would you remove your shoes?
  22154.  
  22155.  
  22156. - Remove your stinger.
  22157. - It's part of me.
  22158.  
  22159.  
  22160. I know. Just having some fun.
  22161. Enjoy your flight.
  22162.  
  22163.  
  22164. Then if we're lucky, we'll have
  22165. just enough pollen to do the job.
  22166.  
  22167.  
  22168. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
  22169. have just enough pollen to do the job!
  22170.  
  22171.  
  22172. I think this is gonna work.
  22173.  
  22174.  
  22175. It's got to work.
  22176.  
  22177.  
  22178. Attention, passengers,
  22179. this is Oaptain Scott.
  22180.  
  22181.  
  22182. We have a bit of bad weather
  22183. in New York.
  22184.  
  22185.  
  22186. It looks like we'll experience
  22187. a couple hours delay.
  22188.  
  22189.  
  22190. Barry, these are cut flowers
  22191. with no water. They'll never make it.
  22192.  
  22193.  
  22194. I gotta get up there
  22195. and talk to them.
  22196.  
  22197.  
  22198. Be careful.
  22199.  
  22200.  
  22201. Oan I get help
  22202. with the Sky Mall magazine?
  22203.  
  22204.  
  22205. I'd like to order the talking
  22206. inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
  22207.  
  22208.  
  22209. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
  22210.  
  22211.  
  22212. - What'd you say, Hal?
  22213. - Nothing.
  22214.  
  22215.  
  22216. Bee!
  22217.  
  22218.  
  22219. Don't freak out! My entire species...
  22220.  
  22221.  
  22222. What are you doing?
  22223.  
  22224.  
  22225. - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
  22226. - Who's an attorney?
  22227.  
  22228.  
  22229. Don't move.
  22230.  
  22231.  
  22232. Oh, Barry.
  22233.  
  22234.  
  22235. Good afternoon, passengers.
  22236. This is your captain.
  22237.  
  22238.  
  22239. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
  22240. please report to the cockpit?
  22241.  
  22242.  
  22243. And please hurry!
  22244.  
  22245.  
  22246. What happened here?
  22247.  
  22248.  
  22249. There was a DustBuster,
  22250. a toupee, a life raft exploded.
  22251.  
  22252.  
  22253. One's bald, one's in a boat,
  22254. they're both unconscious!
  22255.  
  22256.  
  22257. - Is that another bee joke?
  22258. - No!
  22259.  
  22260.  
  22261. No one's flying the plane!
  22262.  
  22263.  
  22264. This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
  22265. What's your status?
  22266.  
  22267.  
  22268. This is Vanessa Bloome.
  22269. I'm a florist from New York.
  22270.  
  22271.  
  22272. Where's the pilot?
  22273.  
  22274.  
  22275. He's unconscious,
  22276. and so is the copilot.
  22277.  
  22278.  
  22279. Not good. Does anyone onboard
  22280. have flight experience?
  22281.  
  22282.  
  22283. As a matter of fact, there is.
  22284.  
  22285.  
  22286. - Who's that?
  22287. - Barry Benson.
  22288.  
  22289.  
  22290. From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
  22291.  
  22292.  
  22293. Vanessa, this is nothing more
  22294. than a big metal bee.
  22295.  
  22296.  
  22297. It's got giant wings, huge engines.
  22298.  
  22299.  
  22300. I can't fly a plane.
  22301.  
  22302.  
  22303. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
  22304. - Yes.
  22305.  
  22306.  
  22307. How hard could it be?
  22308.  
  22309.  
  22310. Wait, Barry!
  22311. We're headed into some lightning.
  22312.  
  22313.  
  22314. This is Bob Bumble. We have some
  22315. late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
  22316.  
  22317.  
  22318. where a suspenseful scene
  22319. is developing.
  22320.  
  22321.  
  22322. Barry Benson,
  22323. fresh from his legal victory...
  22324.  
  22325.  
  22326. That's Barry!
  22327.  
  22328.  
  22329. ...is attempting to land a plane,
  22330. loaded with people, flowers
  22331.  
  22332.  
  22333. and an incapacitated flight crew.
  22334.  
  22335.  
  22336. Flowers?!
  22337.  
  22338.  
  22339. We have a storm in the area
  22340. and two individuals at the controls
  22341.  
  22342.  
  22343. with absolutely no flight experience.
  22344.  
  22345.  
  22346. Just a minute.
  22347. There's a bee on that plane.
  22348.  
  22349.  
  22350. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
  22351. and his no-account compadres.
  22352.  
  22353.  
  22354. They've done enough damage.
  22355.  
  22356.  
  22357. But isn't he your only hope?
  22358.  
  22359.  
  22360. Technically, a bee
  22361. shouldn't be able to fly at all.
  22362.  
  22363.  
  22364. Their wings are too small...
  22365.  
  22366.  
  22367. Haven't we heard this a million times?
  22368.  
  22369.  
  22370. "The surface area of the wings
  22371. and body mass make no sense."
  22372.  
  22373.  
  22374. - Get this on the air!
  22375. - Got it.
  22376.  
  22377.  
  22378. - Stand by.
  22379. - We're going live.
  22380.  
  22381.  
  22382. The way we work may be a mystery to you.
  22383.  
  22384.  
  22385. Making honey takes a lot of bees
  22386. doing a lot of small jobs.
  22387.  
  22388.  
  22389. But let me tell you about a small job.
  22390.  
  22391.  
  22392. If you do it well,
  22393. it makes a big difference.
  22394.  
  22395.  
  22396. More than we realized.
  22397. To us, to everyone.
  22398.  
  22399.  
  22400. That's why I want to get bees
  22401. back to working together.
  22402.  
  22403.  
  22404. That's the bee way!
  22405. We're not made of Jell-O.
  22406.  
  22407.  
  22408. We get behind a fellow.
  22409.  
  22410.  
  22411. - Black and yellow!
  22412. - Hello!
  22413.  
  22414.  
  22415. Left, right, down, hover.
  22416.  
  22417.  
  22418. - Hover?
  22419. - Forget hover.
  22420.  
  22421.  
  22422. This isn't so hard.
  22423. Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
  22424.  
  22425.  
  22426. Barry, what happened?!
  22427.  
  22428.  
  22429. Wait, I think we were
  22430. on autopilot the whole time.
  22431.  
  22432.  
  22433. - That may have been helping me.
  22434. - And now we're not!
  22435.  
  22436.  
  22437. So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
  22438.  
  22439.  
  22440. All of you, let's get
  22441. behind this fellow! Move it out!
  22442.  
  22443.  
  22444. Move out!
  22445.  
  22446.  
  22447. Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
  22448. you copy me with the wings of the plane!
  22449.  
  22450.  
  22451. Don't have to yell.
  22452.  
  22453.  
  22454. I'm not yelling!
  22455. We're in a lot of trouble.
  22456.  
  22457.  
  22458. It's very hard to concentrate
  22459. with that panicky tone in your voice!
  22460.  
  22461.  
  22462. It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
  22463.  
  22464.  
  22465. I can't do this!
  22466.  
  22467.  
  22468. Vanessa, pull yourself together.
  22469. You have to snap out of it!
  22470.  
  22471.  
  22472. You snap out of it.
  22473.  
  22474.  
  22475. You snap out of it.
  22476.  
  22477.  
  22478. - You snap out of it!
  22479. - You snap out of it!
  22480.  
  22481.  
  22482. - You snap out of it!
  22483. - You snap out of it!
  22484.  
  22485.  
  22486. - You snap out of it!
  22487. - You snap out of it!
  22488.  
  22489.  
  22490. - Hold it!
  22491. - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
  22492.  
  22493.  
  22494. How is the plane flying?
  22495.  
  22496.  
  22497. I don't know.
  22498.  
  22499.  
  22500. Hello?
  22501.  
  22502.  
  22503. Benson, got any flowers
  22504. for a happy occasion in there?
  22505.  
  22506.  
  22507. The Pollen Jocks!
  22508.  
  22509.  
  22510. They do get behind a fellow.
  22511.  
  22512.  
  22513. - Black and yellow.
  22514. - Hello.
  22515.  
  22516.  
  22517. All right, let's drop this tin can
  22518. on the blacktop.
  22519.  
  22520.  
  22521. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
  22522.  
  22523.  
  22524. No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
  22525.  
  22526.  
  22527. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
  22528.  
  22529.  
  22530. - Thinking bee.
  22531. - Thinking bee.
  22532.  
  22533.  
  22534. Thinking bee!
  22535. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  22536.  
  22537.  
  22538. Wait a minute.
  22539. I think I'm feeling something.
  22540.  
  22541.  
  22542. - What?
  22543. - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
  22544.  
  22545.  
  22546. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
  22547.  
  22548.  
  22549. Bring the nose down.
  22550.  
  22551.  
  22552. Thinking bee!
  22553. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  22554.  
  22555.  
  22556. - What in the world is on the tarmac?
  22557. - Get some lights on that!
  22558.  
  22559.  
  22560. Thinking bee!
  22561. Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
  22562.  
  22563.  
  22564. - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
  22565. - OK.
  22566.  
  22567.  
  22568. Out the engines. We're going in
  22569. on bee power. Ready, boys?
  22570.  
  22571.  
  22572. Affirmative!
  22573.  
  22574.  
  22575. Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
  22576.  
  22577.  
  22578. Land on that flower!
  22579.  
  22580.  
  22581. Ready? Full reverse!
  22582.  
  22583.  
  22584. Spin it around!
  22585.  
  22586.  
  22587. - Not that flower! The other one!
  22588. - Which one?
  22589.  
  22590.  
  22591. - That flower.
  22592. - I'm aiming at the flower!
  22593.  
  22594.  
  22595. That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
  22596. I mean the giant pulsating flower
  22597.  
  22598.  
  22599. made of millions of bees!
  22600.  
  22601.  
  22602. Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
  22603.  
  22604.  
  22605. Rotate around it.
  22606.  
  22607.  
  22608. - This is insane, Barry!
  22609. - This's the only way I know how to fly.
  22610.  
  22611.  
  22612. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
  22613. flying in an insect-like pattern?
  22614.  
  22615.  
  22616. Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
  22617. Smell it. Full reverse!
  22618.  
  22619.  
  22620. Just drop it. Be a part of it.
  22621.  
  22622.  
  22623. Aim for the center!
  22624.  
  22625.  
  22626. Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
  22627.  
  22628.  
  22629. Oome on, already.
  22630.  
  22631.  
  22632. Barry, we did it!
  22633. You taught me how to fly!
  22634.  
  22635.  
  22636. - Yes. No high-five!
  22637. - Right.
  22638.  
  22639.  
  22640. Barry, it worked!
  22641. Did you see the giant flower?
  22642.  
  22643.  
  22644. What giant flower? Where? Of course
  22645. I saw the flower! That was genius!
  22646.  
  22647.  
  22648. - Thank you.
  22649. - But we're not done yet.
  22650.  
  22651.  
  22652. Listen, everyone!
  22653.  
  22654.  
  22655. This runway is covered
  22656. with the last pollen
  22657.  
  22658.  
  22659. from the last flowers
  22660. available anywhere on Earth.
  22661.  
  22662.  
  22663. That means this is our last chance.
  22664.  
  22665.  
  22666. We're the only ones who make honey,
  22667. pollinate flowers and dress like this.
  22668.  
  22669.  
  22670. If we're gonna survive as a species,
  22671. this is our moment! What do you say?
  22672.  
  22673.  
  22674. Are we going to be bees, orjust
  22675. Museum of Natural History keychains?
  22676.  
  22677.  
  22678. We're bees!
  22679.  
  22680.  
  22681. Keychain!
  22682.  
  22683.  
  22684. Then follow me! Except Keychain.
  22685.  
  22686.  
  22687. Hold on, Barry. Here.
  22688.  
  22689.  
  22690. You've earned this.
  22691.  
  22692.  
  22693. Yeah!
  22694.  
  22695.  
  22696. I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
  22697. fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
  22698.  
  22699.  
  22700. Oh, yeah.
  22701.  
  22702.  
  22703. That's our Barry.
  22704.  
  22705.  
  22706. Mom! The bees are back!
  22707.  
  22708.  
  22709. If anybody needs
  22710. to make a call, now's the time.
  22711.  
  22712.  
  22713. I got a feeling we'll be
  22714. working late tonight!
  22715.  
  22716.  
  22717. Here's your change. Have a great
  22718. afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
  22719.  
  22720.  
  22721. Would you like some honey with that?
  22722. It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
  22723.  
  22724.  
  22725. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
  22726. And I don't see a nickel!
  22727.  
  22728.  
  22729. Sometimes I just feel
  22730. like a piece of meat!
  22731.  
  22732.  
  22733. I had no idea.
  22734.  
  22735.  
  22736. Barry, I'm sorry.
  22737. Have you got a moment?
  22738.  
  22739.  
  22740. Would you excuse me?
  22741. My mosquito associate will help you.
  22742.  
  22743.  
  22744. Sorry I'm late.
  22745.  
  22746.  
  22747. He's a lawyer too?
  22748.  
  22749.  
  22750. I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
  22751. All I needed was a briefcase.
  22752.  
  22753.  
  22754. Have a great afternoon!
  22755.  
  22756.  
  22757. Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
  22758. and I can't get them anywhere.
  22759.  
  22760.  
  22761. No problem, Vannie.
  22762. Just leave it to me.
  22763.  
  22764.  
  22765. You're a lifesaver, Barry.
  22766. Oan I help who's next?
  22767.  
  22768.  
  22769. All right, scramble, jocks!
  22770. It's time to fly.
  22771.  
  22772.  
  22773. Thank you, Barry!
  22774.  
  22775.  
  22776. That bee is living my life!
  22777.  
  22778.  
  22779. Let it go, Kenny.
  22780.  
  22781.  
  22782. - When will this nightmare end?!
  22783. - Let it all go.
  22784.  
  22785.  
  22786. - Beautiful day to fly.
  22787. - Sure is.
  22788.  
  22789.  
  22790. Between you and me,
  22791. I was dying to get out of that office.
  22792.  
  22793.  
  22794. You have got
  22795. to start thinking bee, my friend.
  22796.  
  22797.  
  22798. - Thinking bee!
  22799. - Me?
  22800.  
  22801.  
  22802. Hold it. Let's just stop
  22803. for a second. Hold it.
  22804.  
  22805.  
  22806. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
  22807. Oan we stop here?
  22808.  
  22809.  
  22810. I'm not making a major life decision
  22811. during a production number!
  22812.  
  22813.  
  22814. All right. Take ten, everybody.
  22815. Wrap it up, guys.
  22816.  
  22817.  
  22818. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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