Scary Bits

	I remember when we all packed up our things and shoved them into the car. The kids at the beach never saw us coming.

	This new juicer works a little bit too well. Before I knew it, my fingers were nowhere else to be seen on my hand.

	We use ink for everything in our lives - especially for all of our paperwork… Why does this form have the words “Permission to Terminate” on top?

	Those fairy tale stories we heard when we were children were used to keep all of our lessons in our heads. I only found out today that they were all true.

	The last man on Earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the door.

	They say that all the adverts and click bait are rotting your brain. What happens next will absolutely shock you.

	Working in a pheasant hatchery is always interesting. However, the one day that something different hatched from one of the eggs will always be drilled into my mind.

	They say not to stare into the abyss unless you want it to stare back. However, it was the Abyss that contacted me first.

	Working at the Beach is always fun. Except when it’s time for a Feeding Frenzy.

	Butchering meat can either be destructive or smiles all around. Why is it that I can’t indulge in my Homunculus hobby anymore?

	The monster crawled out from under the bed, piercing the young girl with its blood-red eyes.  And then it whispered, "Can I hide here with you?"

	The way that people talk, you would think that going to church would be a good thing. What’s not to like - there’s sacrifice, penance, and selling yourself away to some long-forgotten deity bent on Earth-shattering destruction.

	Getting a new set of eyes is always a chore for me. It’s a shame that I have to pick someone else’s pair out from their skull to use ‘em.

	Eldritch beings are always talked about in stories and books. Unfortunately, everything that I read about them was wrong.

	They say that human flesh tastes a lot like pork. It tastes even better with a little bit of teriyaki sauce, in my opinion.

	There’s something special about using a drill while you’re on the job. Give the trigger a quick pull and you’ve got your co-worker’s brains splattered all over the floor.

	People give auction houses a bad reputation. I mean, how else are you going to find what you need for your next captive?

	People used to talk about that little house at the end of the cape with all of the fish hooks that were hanging from the doorways. Used to.

	There’s something sickly sweet about the feeling of a knife plunging into someone’s chest. It’s doubly good when it’s not your own chest.

	People were coughing up every last cent that they had in their pockets. The others were busy coughing up pint after pint of blood.

	I don’t remember when we got it, but our lives have gotten so much happier. All we had to do was snatch someone away in the middle of the night to do it.

	I remember taking a drink from my bottle after a long day of work. The strange thing was that it was a little too coppery for my taste.

	Modern messaging has become all the rage these days - “I love you”, “Can you pick up some milk on the way home”, that sort of thing. Imagine my surprise when the next text said “we have your wife”.

	Whenever I look into the mirror, I always hated the way that I frowned after a long night of work. When my reflection smiled back at me, I didn’t expect it to have as many teeth as it did.

	After a long night of drinking and having a little bit of fun, someone brought me home with them. It was weird not being able to see my reflection in their mirror.

	There’s something strange about seeing a monster in your closet. It’s even stranger when it looks like someone you know.

	There’s a reason why wolves howl at the moon. When we do it, the moon howls back at us.