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Gamzee: wHaT iS gOiNg On, BrOtHeR? :o )
Sollux: oh hey gz.
Gamzee: WhOa, It PuT a LiTtLe YeLlOw GuY iN tHeRe. MoThErFuCkInG bEaUtIfUl.
Sollux: not really iit look2 2tupiid two me.
Gamzee: nAh, MaN, lOoK aT hIm. He'S aLl HoOtInG aNd HoLlErInG. iT's LiKe, He WaNtS yOu To Be HiS fRiEnD, yOu KnOw?
Sollux: he ju2t look2 liike he2 2houtiing at me for 2ome 2tupiid rea2on.
Gamzee: ThAt Is ExAcTlY wHaT i WaS mOtHeRfUcKiNg SaYiNg, MaN.
Gamzee: kArKaT's AlWaYs SaYiNg FrIeNdShIp Is StUpId So I tHiNk We'Re On ThE sAmE mOtHeRfUcKiNg PaGe, HeRe.
Sollux: iit2 a dumb page. let2 ju2t go two the next one.
Gamzee: ThAt'S cOoL, mAn. WhO eVeN rEaDs MoThErFuCkInG bOoKs AnYwAy?
Gamzee: tHeY'rE aLl MiRaClEs AnD sHiT, sUrE, bUt It'S lIkE. wHy YoU gOnNa Go AnD dO tHaT?
Gamzee: oKaY, bRoThEr SoLlUx, Do YoU tHiNk YoU cAn LeNd A bRoThEr A hAnD? i GoT a MoThErFuCkInG pRoBlEm.
Sollux: 2ure what2 up.
Gamzee: WeLl YoU'rE jUsT aLwAyS sAyInG yOuR hEaD iS aLl HuRtInG aNd ShIt, RiGhT?
Sollux: yeah.
Gamzee: wElL, mY tHiNk PaN iS sTrAiGhT uP kIlLiNg Sollux: ToDaY, bRo. : o( It'S mOtHeRfUcKiNg SaD.
Gamzee: So WhAt AdViCe Do YoU hAvE fOr A hEaDaChEy BrOtHeR?
Sollux: iit2 probably the 2upor 2liime. you 2hould really get off that 2tuff.
Gamzee: nO fUcKiNg WaY, mAn. I hAvEn'T eVeN hAd AnY oF iT fOr LiKe,
Gamzee: OnE, tWo, ThReE, fOuR, tHeN fIvE, uH. yEaH, lIkE eIgHt HoUrS?
Gamzee: oR eVeN tEn. DaMn.
Gamzee: HaHa, CoUnTiNg, MaN.
Gamzee: wHaT iS eVeN wItH nUmBeRs. ThEy'Re AlWaYs ThE sAmE wHeN yOu AdD tHeM tHe FuCk Up. MaTh. It'S fUcKiNg MiRaClEs.
Sollux: ii gue22 youre ju2t goiing through wiithdrawl. iitll hurt for a whiile but iit2 for the be2t ii gue22.
Sollux: ((it hurt to type that. :c))
Gamzee: ((I'M SO SORRY))
Gamzee: iS tHaT wHaT aLl ThIs Is? ShIt. ThAt AlL kInD oF sUcKs A lOt.
Gamzee: BuT iT's LiKe, It MaKeS mE aLl ToUgH aNd SmArT aNd ShIt, RiGhT? fUcKiNg WiLlPoWeR.
Sollux: yeah.
Sollux: and your head wiill be clear once your off. iim 2ure iitll be all good eventually.
Sollux: whyd you even get on the 2liime iin the fiir2t place.
Gamzee: MaN, i CaN't EvEn PrEtEnD tO rEmEmBeR. i ThInK iT wAs LiKe, I gOt HuNgRy? AnD mY lUsUs WaSn'T tHeRe To FeEd Me, So I wAs JuSt LiKe. ShIt, LeT's EaT tHe ReCuPeRaCoOn.
Gamzee: bUt We HaD sOmE pIe CrUsTs, So I wAs AlL iNgEnIoUs AnD sHiT.
Gamzee: MaKiNg It AlL pAlAtAbLe AnD, lIkE, tHe MoSt DeLiCiOuS iN tHe MoThErFuCkInG uNiVeRsE.
Sollux: huh.
Sollux: ii wonder what you were liike when you were 2ober.
Sollux: or what you wiill be liike rather.
Gamzee: I bEt I'lL bE lIkE, mOtHeRfUcKiNg BrIlLiAnT aNd ShIt. EqUiUs WaS tElLiNg Me, "ThAt AlL iS bAd FoR yOuR bRaIn, HiGhBlOoDeD bRoThEr." So MaYbE i'Ll GeT iN a WaY sO i DoN't FoRgEt EvErYtHiNg So MuCh.
Gamzee: mAn, JuSt ThInK oF aLl ThE sHiT i CaN dO tHeN.
Gamzee: I'vE aLwAyS wAnTeD tO bE, lIkE, a MoThErFuCkInG aRtIsT, yOu KnOw?
Sollux: ii dont thiink we have any paiint2 though.
Gamzee: tRy AnD bE aLl CoMmUnIcAtIvE aNd ShIt WiTh PiCtUrEs AnD cOlOrS.
Gamzee: Aw, TeReZi'S gOt HeR cHaLk. I bEt ShE'lL bE aLl ShArInG wItH a BrOtHeR. hOnK hOnK : o)
Gamzee: fUuUuUuUcK mY hEaD hUrTs. : o(
Sollux: iim 2orry. ii had 2ome headache mediiciine but ii left iit at my hiive.
Gamzee: It'S aLl RiGhT, bRoThEr. I aPpReCiAtE tHe MoThErFuCkInG tHoUgHt. YoU'rE aLl LiKe, A gOoD fRiEnD, aNd ShIt. DaMn. FuCkInG rIgHtEoUs.
Sollux: ii havent really talked two you much before but you are fun two conver2e wiith.
Sollux: unliike mo2t of the other2 here.
Gamzee: YeAh, PeOpLe ArEn'T aLwAyS sO mOtHeRfUcKiNg GrEaT. bUt At LeAsT iT's LiKe, HeY. yOu AlWaYs GoT yOuR bRoS.
Gamzee: aNd ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs. : o)
Sollux: eheh. yeah.
Gamzee: MaN, yOu DoN't ThInK tHe FaYgO wIlL tAiNt A bRoThEr'S tHiNk PaN aNy MoRe, Do YoU?
Gamzee: mAyBe ThE fIzZ wIlL bE aLl TaKiNg ThE eDgE oFf Of ThIs FuCkInG hEaDaChE.
Sollux: ii dont thiink 2o. iit2 2tiil pretty terriible though.
Gamzee: ShIt, No, MaN. iT's FuCkInG dElIcIoUs. It'S lIkE, yOu CaN mOtHeRfUcKiNg TaStE tHe ReD.
Sollux: when diid you become tz?
Gamzee: oNe Of ThE hUmAnS sEnT mE aN eArTh FaYgO. iT eVeN sAiD iT hAd ReD aS aN iNgReDiEnT.
Gamzee: HaHa, FuCk, I tOtAlLy MoThErFuCkInG sOuNdEd LiKe HeR tHeRe!
Gamzee: hErE, lEt Sollux: Be AlL aCtInG lIkE hEr SoSollux: MoRe.
Sollux: ii thiink one tz ii2 enough. the la2t thiing we need ii2 two people goiing around and liickiing the 2hiit out of everythiing.
Gamzee: H3y Th3R3 sOlLuX, 1'm GoNn4 B3 4lL l1K3 l1Ck1Ng 3V3rYtH1nG 4nD sH1t 4Ll MoTh3RfUcK1nG dAy.
Gamzee: hAhA, hOw ThE fUcK dId YoU eVeN kNoW i WaS gOiNg To SaY tHaT.
Sollux: fuckiing miiracle2.
Gamzee: mOtHeRfUcKiNg AmEn. TeStIfY, bRoThEr. : o)
Gamzee: oR mAyBe It WaS aLl YoUr PsYcHiC sHiT lEaKiNg OuT.
Sollux: ii hope not. ii alway2 get a headache when that happen2.
Gamzee: WhOa, MaYbE i'M gEtTiNg A hEaDaChE bEcAuSe I'm GeTtInG sOmE mAgIcAl FuCkInG pSyChOsIs Up In My HeAd. ThAt WoUlD bE a MiRaClE, i'D bE aLl ReAdInG mY bRoThErS' mInDs AnD sUrPrIsInG tHeM aNd ShIt. : o)
Sollux: that would be pretty cool. but al2o really unliikely becau2e hiighblood2 dont often have hiightened p2ychiic abiiliitiie2.
Gamzee: yEaH, nO, mAn, BuT tHaT wOuLd ExPlAiN tHe MoThErFuCkInG iNtEnSe PaIn. DaMn. YoU kNoW hOw It Is. FeElS lIkE a BrOtHeR jUsT bEaT yOu UpSiDe ThE hEaD wItH a MoThErFuCkInG jUgGlInG sTiCk.
Gamzee: ((too much?))
Sollux: ((just enough))
Sollux: that 2uck2. my headache2 dont u2ually get that bad.
Gamzee: WeLl, ThAt'S gOoD tHoUgH. dOn'T wAnT tO lEaVe A bRoThEr SuFfErInG, yOu KnOw?
Sollux: yeah. 2orry ii cant help you.
Gamzee: iT's CoOl, MaN. yOu'Re AlReAdY eNoUgH oF a HeLp. FuCk, MaN, nOw I kNoW wHaT's At LeAsT mOtHeRfUcKiNg CaUsInG iT.
Gamzee: It'S lIkE, "wHeRe Is ThIs HeAdAcHe CoMiNg FrOm? ShIt AiN't No MiRaClEs." AnD nOw I'm LiKe, "Oh, It'S lIkE eItHeR tHe SlImE oR pSyChIc ShIt CoMiNg Up On Me." It'S lIkE a WiN mOtHeRfUcKiNg WiN sItUaTiOn
Sollux: heheh. ii gue22 iit ii2.
Sollux: ii gotta go, ff ii2 glubbiing at me about feeliing2 or 2omethiing.
Gamzee: cOoL. bYe, BrOtHeR. : o)
Sollux: 2ee you gamzee. hope you feel better.
Gamzee: yOu ToO, sOlLuX, mAn. HoNk HoNk.