What commercials do they have in hell?

/hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #745
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What commercials do they have in hell?
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Mostly fast food and services I imagine
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Something along the lines of
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Also this
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Besides openly advertising assassination services? Openly advertising prostitution, with full frontal nudity and closeups of fornication to really sell the service. Outright lies ("our cigarettes are scientifically proven to make your dick bigger and your hair thicker and wavier") that they will face no consequences for ("our whiskey* is aged** for ten years in real oak casks from the living world"). Threats of violence against people who buy products from a given advertiser's competitor ("our Windexxx street team has orders to shoot on sight for anyone caught using Myer's Clean Night to wipe their windows"). And then every once in a while, usually at 2 or 3 AM when everyone is a sleep because that's the only timeslot Charlie could afford, you see a poorly made commercial for the Happy Hotel featuring an awkward, out of focus testimonial from Angel Dust, some poorly timed jokes that fall flat on their face, and a peppy jingle that Charlie shoved in their despite Vaggie begging her not to use it, ending with the front desk's phone number that got misprinted and the advertising agency doesn't give enough of a fuck to correct it so everyone who calls ends up getting a pizza place whose delivery guys are also hookers.

* wood alcohol with turpentine and ink for color
** it's not aged at all
*** shut up and buy it you stupid faot fk