Terraria Ass - Dryad Worship

Me:

As if she would let you touch her dainty little feet. You're going to have to earn that privilege, you can start by getting on your knees for some literal ass kissing. Once you show her how much you adore every inch of her juicy ass, from her firm cheeks to the depths of her crack and finishing with a french kiss to her perfect pucker, then maybe she'll pull aside the front of her loincloth and let you suck her dick. Your gagging won't matter to her as her thick, long, cock is forced down your throat, painfully stretching it as she thrusts in and out of your mouth. Make sure you drink every drop of her sickly sweet sap whenever she demands you to, then maybe, just maybe, when you have a belly full of that thick, heavy liquid, she'll let you kiss her toes.

Not me:
Gaaaaaaayyy

Me:

What's gay about how she bends down to you kneeling form, shoving her perfect butt right in your face letting you cover her round cheeks with gentle kisses? Why is there anything wrong with her spreading her cheeks and granting you the honor burring your face between them as you lick up and down her crack, before gently working your tongue into her pucker? You'd know she'll never let you kiss her lips but this would have to be a close second.

And come on, what could possibly be gay about her turning around leaving you eye level with her crotch, as she pulls up her loincloth revealing her throbbing, thick, meaty cock? I mean sure, you would of never guessed she had it but that doesn't matter as you drink in it's musky sent before she probes your lips with it until you oblige and take it in your mouth and gently begin sucking it. And while it would be too big for you to take all of it, you'd think you were still doing a great job, (not like you could check, all you would see if you looked up is the underside of her tits). Your only warning you were wrong would be an annoyed huff just before she grabs your head and shove her cock down your throat. All you could do is gag on it, as vines quickly rap around your limbs, pinning you in place as you struggle for air but at least your struggles push her over the edge as thick, sweet, and almost sap like cum begins pouring down your throat, a treat straight from her heavy balls, as tears fill your eyes and darkness your vision, you somehow know it's the first of many. Hours latter when she's finally empty, your lungs are screaming in pain, and there is an almost painful weight in your gut as her sap starts hardening, she would simply toss you off, your first inhale would be met with a bit of surprise, it's not like she expected you to survive, guess you deserve a prize. Congratulations, this ordeal would earn you the right to suck the dirt off her toes.