HOPELESS SITUATION RETURN: SCENE 22: EWOK ASSAULT

The Gospel of Luke observes the battle from the throne room of the West Emperor, who revels in the fact that it now seems to be going in his favour.

	WEST EMPEROR: Come on, kid. Look at the scare!. Here he will testify The ultimate destruction of the Union... And in the end, Rebellion of the little things.

The West softly starts petting The Gospel of Luke's sword, whispering to him in an almost seductive voice.

	WEST EMPEROR: You like it. Right? Now I hate flow. Take your own gun. Use. No guns. I was shocked. Succumb to your anger.

The Gospel of Luke turns away, preferring to watch the battle than the old man. The West Emperor's voice slowly becomes more stern and dramatic.

	WEST EMPEROR: Every moment has passed. You look more like my servant.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: I love forms..

	WEST EMPEROR: This is a must. This is so weird. You're just like your father. Not now.. I will.

(Dramatic music game)

Back on Endo, the Imperials have captured the Rebel strike team, including the beard rebel, who had disguised himself as a Biker Scout.

(So long for now, Captain Rex. I'll see you again in 25 years. Meanwhile...)

	ST ER ORMTROOP: Then go. Move. Come on!.

Blow the Skin yells at the Imperials to catch their attention.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Good luck. I, Nanabe! Are you looking for?

(CHEWIE GRUNTS)

(Yes, this time he IS the droid they are looking for.) An officer orders some ST ER ORMTROOPS to chase after the pair (even though from where he's standing, he really should only see the protocol droid.)

	LIEUTENANT GROND: Get them out of here!

Blow the Skin starts to wonder if this is really a good plan, before he and R2 are quickly cornered by ST ER ORMTROOPS.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Good luck, on the road. R2, you Confirmed Crawling Favor?

	ST ER ORMTROOP: Don't move.

(Crying)

	ST ER ORMTROOP: Don't move.

	BLOW THE SKIN: I surrender!

But then, the Troopsesses are attacked by Ewoks. A huge brawl breaks our between the Imperials and the fearsome furballs, who have joined forced with the Rebel strike team.

	EWOK 1&2: "Ah, ah, ah! Ha.

Among the combatants are Logray and Wicket, who give a signal to other Ewoks stationed in the tree tops. War horns are heard. Even more Ewoks join the fight.

	LOGRAY: Brightness and color of Wakai Keichu Makai!  Well, that's it!

	WICKET: Tea!

(SCREAMS)

(GROWLS)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(MEN CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY)

(EWOKS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(EWOKS YELLING)

(STORMTROOPER SCREAMING)

(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(YELLING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

(SCREAMS)

A pair of Ewoks use hanging vines to swing into some ST ER ORMTROOPS.

	EWOK 1: "Go to the store!"

Logray instructs his warriors to drag down a Royal Pedestrian with ropes. Despite some grea effort, the results are... unsuccessful.

	LOGRAY: Well said komsyuk.

	EWOK 1&2: "Ah-ah-ah!"

Most of the Imperials flee the scene. Mr. Thoreau and Princess Leah take cover at the bunker entrance, which has be re-locked. Leah desperately tries to contact R2 over her comlink.

	PRINCESS LEAH: Renewal of the code! My demand R2!

	MR. THOREAU: Crawl Terminal!

	PRINCESS LEAH: R2, where are you?! Bunker in demand, On horseback!

(G)

R2 hears the message and goes into action, despite Blow the Skin's loud protests.

	BLOW THE SKIN: Left? Willingness, You scorpion!

(R2-D2 Intense voice)

	BLOW THE SKIN: Departure, R2? Equal wait! R2, crawl! Yuu Yuu! Come around!

(Gus)

The Ewoks keep fighting, but the Royal Pedestrians prove to be quite a challenge.

END OF SCENE 22.