Some random guy called userX PM'd me while I was under a random nick (spain)
and thought I was someone called "Alex" - check it out

[**::15:25]	[INFO]	Query view for ``userX'' opened.
[**::15:26]	<userX>	hey alex :]
[**::15:37]	<spain>	hello
[**::16:07]	<userX>	how u doing
[**::16:17]	<spain>	pretty good, long time no talk
[**::16:46]	<userX>	yea i know
[**::16:50]	<userX>	its been a while
[**::16:57]	<spain>	yeah it has, hey what you up to these days?
[**::17:25]	<userX>	not much just mainly working and school
[**::17:28]	<userX>	and you?
[**::17:40]	<spain>	oh that's cool I've not been doing much either
[**::17:47]	<spain>	you still living in the same place, where was it again?
[**::18:30]	<userX>	san diego
[**::18:42]	<spain>	oh yeah cool
[**::18:47]	<userX>	yep still here
[**::18:55]	<spain>	how's that special someone?
[**::19:26]	<userX>	we didnt do anything
[**::19:53]	<userX>	we both ended up workin that day
[**::20:15]	<userX>	i worked in the morning and she worked in the afternoon
[**::20:39]	<spain>	recently I was in a car accident
[**::21:03]	<userX>	ohhh are you ok?
[**::21:14]	<spain>	yeah just a little bit of brain hurt
[**::21:17]	<spain>	mild amnesia really
[**::22:09]	<userX>	ohhh
[**::22:19]	<userX>	when did u crash?
[**::22:34]	<spain>	I dunno man like last week
[**::22:37]	<spain>	I can't even remember my last name
[**::22:47]	<userX>	ohhh
[**::23:01]	<spain>	hey did I ever tell you my last name?
[**::23:33]	<userX>	no
[**::23:42]	<spain>	damn where do I live though?
[**::24:20]	<userX>	btw...something felt wrong when we just started talkin....cus if im right we talked bout few days ago
[**::24:36]	<userX>	it feels like dejavu
[**::24:40]	<spain>	shit must be the amnesia
[**::24:50]	<userX>	its ok
[**::24:58]	<userX>	ur name is alex right??
[**::25:03]	<spain>	haha I think so man
[**::25:44]	<userX>	damn u seemed fine the other day when we talked
[**::26:10]	<spain>	yeah lots of ups and downs with this car thing, brain damage apparently
[**::26:43]	<userX>	are u ok tho?
[**::27:24]	<spain>	should be just getting my memory back
[**::27:27]	<userX>	cus ur gettin me a lil worried
[**::27:29]	<spain>	don't remember much about you man to be honest
[**::27:37]	<userX>	ohhh
[**::27:40]	<userX>	:(
[**::28:16]	<spain>	care to remind me with some random facts?
[**::28:21]	<spain>	doctor said random facts trigger other facts
[**::28:22]	<spain>	:)
[**::28:56]	<userX>	well if i can remember u live by urself right?
[**::29:18]	<spain>	oh yeah, but about yourself
[**::29:21]	<spain>	what do I know about you?
[**::29:26]	<userX>	ohh lol
[**::29:30]	<userX>	my bad
[**::29:40]	<userX>	well im a middle child
[**::29:47]	<userX>	two sisters
[**::29:56]	<userX>	older and a younger one
[**::30:13]	<userX>	i live in cali...san diego to be exact
[**::30:46]	<userX>	live at home wit parents
[**::30:54]	<spain>	oh hey you're the one with all the cats right?
[**::30:55]	<userX>	20 yrs old
[**::31:14]	<userX>	close....i have dogs
[**::31:25]	<userX>	6 of them to be exact
[**::31:28]	<spain>	oh I think it was another Alex that had the cats, Alex Davidson
[**::31:34]	<spain>	what's your last name?
[**::31:35]	<spain>	not Davidson?
[**::31:48]	<userX>	i never told u my last name
[**::31:54]	<userX>	but my name is Jorge
[**::32:06]	<spain>	oh right I'm Alex
[**::32:14]	<spain>	agh this head wound is killing me
[**::33:22]	<userX>	im mexican...very tall
[**::33:33]	<spain>	so your last name isn't Davidson?
[**::33:38]	<spain>	damn I thought it was
[**::34:03]	<userX>	no
[**::34:33]	<userX>	Jorge Davidson....doesnt have a good ring to it lol
[**::34:39]	<spain>	haha so what is it anyway
[**::34:55]	<userX>	Plazola
[**::35:02]	<spain>	Jorge Plazola
[**::35:05]	<spain>	yeah that has a better ring
[**::35:06]	<userX>	...Jorge Plazola
[**::35:13]	<userX>	lol it does
[**::35:33]	<userX>	wats ur last name?
[**::36:32]	<spain>	Topiary
[**::36:47]	<spain>	didn't one of your sister's names begin with T as well?
[**::36:47]	<userX>	Alex Topiary
[**::37:31]	<userX>	no i never told you my sisters name
[**::37:40]	<spain>	oh man such random memories coming in and out
[**::37:45]	<spain>	it's hard to feel what thoughts are real
[**::37:46]	<userX>	ur a single child right
[**::37:53]	<spain>	yeah yeah
[**::38:11]	<spain>	and you're Jorge Plazola, 20 years old from San Diego
[**::38:18]	<userX>	yea
[**::38:38]	<spain>	you have two sisters named Michelle and Tiffany, you live at home with your parents Bob and Flora
[**::39:17]	<userX>	no
[**::39:28]	<userX>	ur confusiong me wit somebody
[**::39:41]	<spain>	ah damn what are your sisters called then?
[**::39:44]	<spain>	so confusing
[**::40:28]	<spain>	oh hey that isn't important actually, you have facebook right? :)
[**::41:04]	<userX>	yea
[**::41:36]	<userX>	i remember saying u were weary bout giving ur personal info cus u had a stalker once
[**::41:37]	<spain>	cool you should toss me your link
[**::41:46]	<spain>	woah I have a stalker?
[**::42:05]	<userX>	no u told me u once had a dude that stalked you
[**::42:39]	<spain>	why would a dude stalk me
[**::43:23]	<userX>	i dunno
[**::43:38]	<userX>	u live in florida right?
[**::44:30]	<spain>	oh yeah your sister is called Mayra right?
[**::45:43]	<userX>	i never told u that
[**::45:52]	<spain>	haha sometimes I just know
[**::45:58]	<spain>	yeah you're Jorge that works at that nike shop
[**::46:19]	<userX>	its on my facebook
[**::46:29]	<spain>	oh cool didn't know you had a facebook
[**::48:49]	<spain>	ah man we had such good times
[**::49:01]	<spain>	remember that time I pretended to be some fag called Alex when you PM'd me on IRC?
[**::49:21]	<spain>	goooooooooooood times my nigga Jorge.
[**::51:00]	<spain>	Jorge where you at boi?
[**::51:04]	<spain>	I want to rape you
[**::52:45]	<spain>	I know you there Jorge I will hunt you down boi
[**::52:48]	<spain>	you best respond
[**::54:06]	<spain>	I'm gonna add your family to my facebook account and tell them you've been raping children boi
[**::54:09]	<spain>	it's gonna happen
[**::56:25]	<spain>	OH I CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR FROM HERE JORGY
[**::56:33]	<spain>	DON'T BE GOING IDLE ON MY BLACK ASS NOW

And then he quit the server after he realized I found the Facebook accounts of his entire family:
[**::58:11]	---	userX End of WHOWAS

Internets: full of retards

- Topiary