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  1. MaVs: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "BREATH" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
  2. Walter: WHUT YU UN BUUUT
  3. MaVs: your profile descxription stating i want to be as gud as you!
  4. MaVs: PASAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
  5. Walter: LMao
  6. Walter: you only just noticed
  7. Walter: been there for 6 years
  8. Walter: XD
  9. MaVs: lies
  10. MaVs: i havnt even knbown you 6 years
  11. Walter: the qoute is from 2016 lol
  12. MaVs: exactly
  13. MaVs: why lie?
  14. Walter: cos it should have been there
  15. MaVs: mate its reverse phsycology..... really you want to be me
  16. Walter: ahahahahha
  17. Walter: your whole game is reverse psychology
  18. MaVs: your whole life is you trying to reverse your phsycology
  19. Walter: your whole being is a whole string of pychologhical reversals
  20. Walter: starting with your doctor at birth reversing your gender
  21. MaVs: your whole family tree is a phsycological reversal thats why your get uglier and more stupid as the generations go on
  22. Walter: your dna is a massive psychological reversal that got a slimey reptile and a donkey caight up in the crossfire
  23. MaVs: your genes are so phsycologicaly reversed you represent a sloth that can mate with itself and has no fixed gender
  24. Walter: You will end up phychologically reversing your own comments and admitting to having a vagina
  25. MaVs: i have a vagina
  26. Walter: lol me too
  27. MaVs: cool
  28. Walter: nice
  29. MaVs: we should scissor one time
  30. Walter: AHAHAHHAHAHAH
  31. Walter: ah man enough
  32. Walter: i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge
  33. MaVs: shame your vaginas like an arabs dap
  34. Walter: yours is like two 90 old knobs and a slit
  35. MaVs: atleast its moist and usable
  36. Walter: curtains longer than prince louis the 3rd's throne room
  37. MaVs: yours is so gaping it makes flairs look like drain pipes
  38. Walter: yours looks like a pair of flairs...peroid.
  39. Walter: period*
  40. MaVs: yours where the inspiration for the overflow holes they place in dams
  41. Walter: when you take a piss your vagina looks like flairs swinging around a washing like in high winds
  42. Walter: washing line*
  43. MaVs: you have to stand up with one foot in the toilets because the piss is so wild it runs down your right leg and off your big gammy toe
  44. Walter: when you shart you have to put your fanny flaps in the washing mashine
  45. MaVs: when you shit as soon as you sit down it just falls out like you just lost a game of kaplunk
  46. Walter: when you get caught out needing a shit on a long walk its ok cos you can smuggle the contents in one fanny flap, and still have one left in case of a real bad time.
  47. MaVs: you cant even take a long walk because of the chaffing your flaps recieve, causing them to swell at an alarming rate incompacitating you from any movement at all
  48. Walter: you can take part in the nigerian 1000m race using your flaps
  49. MaVs: your got enough meat on your flaps to feed 1000 nigerians
  50. Walter: You've enough on yours to feed 1000 texans
  51. Walter: you have a feature length documentary of flap body building called "pumping flaps"
  52. MaVs: if my flaps where the size of britain yours would be african sized
  53. Walter: You can do so many things with your flaps you were barred from competing in the winter games
  54. MaVs: your flaps are so big they defrost all the snow so youre barred
  55. Walter: cos your flaps were more hard wearing than the titanium ski's on site
  56. Walter: Your flaps are cause of so many ufo sightings that you were grounded permanently by the border control
  57. MaVs: your flaps are the cause of global warming and all the solar eclipse when your take showers once every 40 years
  58. Walter: Your party trick is tying yourself up like hannibal lector....using your flaps
  59. MaVs: your party trick is just trying to hide yours
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