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- MaVs: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "BREATH" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
- Walter: WHUT YU UN BUUUT
- MaVs: your profile descxription stating i want to be as gud as you!
- MaVs: PASAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
- Walter: LMao
- Walter: you only just noticed
- Walter: been there for 6 years
- Walter: XD
- MaVs: lies
- MaVs: i havnt even knbown you 6 years
- Walter: the qoute is from 2016 lol
- MaVs: exactly
- MaVs: why lie?
- Walter: cos it should have been there
- MaVs: mate its reverse phsycology..... really you want to be me
- Walter: ahahahahha
- Walter: your whole game is reverse psychology
- MaVs: your whole life is you trying to reverse your phsycology
- Walter: your whole being is a whole string of pychologhical reversals
- Walter: starting with your doctor at birth reversing your gender
- MaVs: your whole family tree is a phsycological reversal thats why your get uglier and more stupid as the generations go on
- Walter: your dna is a massive psychological reversal that got a slimey reptile and a donkey caight up in the crossfire
- MaVs: your genes are so phsycologicaly reversed you represent a sloth that can mate with itself and has no fixed gender
- Walter: You will end up phychologically reversing your own comments and admitting to having a vagina
- MaVs: i have a vagina
- Walter: lol me too
- MaVs: cool
- Walter: nice
- MaVs: we should scissor one time
- Walter: AHAHAHHAHAHAH
- Walter: ah man enough
- Walter: i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge
- MaVs: shame your vaginas like an arabs dap
- Walter: yours is like two 90 old knobs and a slit
- MaVs: atleast its moist and usable
- Walter: curtains longer than prince louis the 3rd's throne room
- MaVs: yours is so gaping it makes flairs look like drain pipes
- Walter: yours looks like a pair of flairs...peroid.
- Walter: period*
- MaVs: yours where the inspiration for the overflow holes they place in dams
- Walter: when you take a piss your vagina looks like flairs swinging around a washing like in high winds
- Walter: washing line*
- MaVs: you have to stand up with one foot in the toilets because the piss is so wild it runs down your right leg and off your big gammy toe
- Walter: when you shart you have to put your fanny flaps in the washing mashine
- MaVs: when you shit as soon as you sit down it just falls out like you just lost a game of kaplunk
- Walter: when you get caught out needing a shit on a long walk its ok cos you can smuggle the contents in one fanny flap, and still have one left in case of a real bad time.
- MaVs: you cant even take a long walk because of the chaffing your flaps recieve, causing them to swell at an alarming rate incompacitating you from any movement at all
- Walter: you can take part in the nigerian 1000m race using your flaps
- MaVs: your got enough meat on your flaps to feed 1000 nigerians
- Walter: You've enough on yours to feed 1000 texans
- Walter: you have a feature length documentary of flap body building called "pumping flaps"
- MaVs: if my flaps where the size of britain yours would be african sized
- Walter: You can do so many things with your flaps you were barred from competing in the winter games
- MaVs: your flaps are so big they defrost all the snow so youre barred
- Walter: cos your flaps were more hard wearing than the titanium ski's on site
- Walter: Your flaps are cause of so many ufo sightings that you were grounded permanently by the border control
- MaVs: your flaps are the cause of global warming and all the solar eclipse when your take showers once every 40 years
- Walter: Your party trick is tying yourself up like hannibal lector....using your flaps
- MaVs: your party trick is just trying to hide yours
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