ld36

LUDUM DARE 36 - Ancient Technology (aka The Worst Theme in the World™)
Theme voting results: http://ludumdare.com/compo/ld36-theme-voting-round-5-of-5/ (aka everyone but me was stupid)
http://ludumdare.com/compo/2016/08/24/welcome-to-ludum-dare-36/

Making a platformer.
No, I don't plan to take the full 48 hours.
No, I don't think my game will be any good.
No, I don't have any clue what I'm doing.
But here we are. Enjoy the thing.