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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
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- Where did everybody go?
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- I don't know.
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- Let's get outta here.
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- Okay.
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- Help!
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- Help, hey!
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- - Help!
- - Help!
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- 00:00:53,293 --> 00:00:54,759
- What the hell are
- you doing, Jesse? Gina?
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- 00:00:54,761 --> 00:00:56,756
- - It's following!
- - All right, take it easy!
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- Tell me what's going on.
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- Get in the car.
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- Holy shit!
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- Wow, you lasted a whole 10 minutes
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- into the movie this time.
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- That's a new record.
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- It's my one and only super power.
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- All right, let's get
- you upstairs, you old man.
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- Sexy time?
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- You're too tired.
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- We'll see about that.
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- Ah!
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- Okay.
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- Okay, okay.
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- I dunno how
- you put it to your face.
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- 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:02,155
- Aww.
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- Shit in your beard.
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- You said you want me to shave my face?
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- No, you can't shave.
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- 00:02:07,239 --> 00:02:08,128
- Why not?
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- 'Cause I have short hair,
- you have the rest of the hair.
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- You're the girl, I'm the guy.
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- 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,107
- - You do not look like a boy.
- - I do.
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- Maybe, like, you know, a
- really effeminate Peter Pan,
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- but not a boy.
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- Do you want to see Master
- Blaster 2000 next week?
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- - Nobody wants to see Master...
- - Please, please.
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- - Yes, they do.
- - No.
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- In Amherst, New York.
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- What's in it for me?
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- National attention
- because Dr. Clukian
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- 00:02:31,049 --> 00:02:32,547
- was the gynecologist who also...
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- 00:02:32,549 --> 00:02:34,577
- I think you know what's in it for you.
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- He was killed at the
- kitchen of his own own home
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- by a high powered rifle
- shotgun some distance away.
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- Comin' in hot.
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- Oh.
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- - Baby?
- - Yeah?
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- Let's get married again.
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- - No!
- - Why?
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- No.
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- Don't you remember how expensive that was?
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- 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:04,217
- Well, then let's just go to Vegas.
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- Are you serious?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- - Okay!
- - Mm-hmm.
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- I love you.
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- I love you, too.
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- Forever.
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- Forever and more.
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- Ugh, is this broken?
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- Baby, I'm gonna get a glass of water.
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- Carina!
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- Hey, hey, what happened?
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- What happened?
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- Carina!
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- You're okay.
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- You're okay.
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- Carina, tell me what happened.
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- Hey, it's okay, Carina.
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- It's okay.
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- I am.
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- Okay?
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- It's my job.
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- Yes.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay, love you, too.
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- Trouble at home?
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- It's all good.
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- What's goin' on here?
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- I'm not sure.
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- This young couple called
- in a double suicide bit.
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- What do you mean you don't know?
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- I'm sorry.
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- This is a federal matter now.
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- Who're you?
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- Call this number, he'll
- explain the situation.
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- Look, wait a second...
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- Just call the number.
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- We've also contacted your
- superior to explain the matter.
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- Yeah, so there's that.
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- In all your years, have
- anything like this ever happened?
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- Hello?
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- Yup, I'm comin'.
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- Sorry for the early
- morning wake up call.
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- Is it a good time to talk?
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- Carina.
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- Hey.
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- Carina, hey.
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- There's somebody here
- that wants to talk to you.
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- Carina, we gotta talk about
- last night, all right?
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- There's someone here's gonna
- ask you a couple questions.
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- All right?
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- Okay.
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- All right, this is Detective...
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- Detective Anthony Barker.
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- Your husband John was
- kind enough to let me in
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- to ask you all some questions
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- regarding last night's incident.
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- Uh, that is if you're feeling up to it.
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- Carina, was it?
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- Okay, uh, Carina, John told me
- that you was the only witness
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- for last night's incident.
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- Can you explain what you saw?
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- Um, pain?
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- Pain.
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- I'm sure it was painful, but...
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- There were two of them.
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- There was one laying on the ground dead,
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- and, um,
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- and the other one looking at me.
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- Um,
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- that's fine, if I need
- anything, I'll be in touch.
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- Hey, can I ask you somethin'?
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- Uh, sure, what about?
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- If you can give me any information,
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- like names, motives.
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- Sorry.
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- Look, my wife, she's freaked out.
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- I gotta tell her somethin'.
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- I'm sorry, I can't.
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- To be honest,
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- to be honest, I don't know
- what happened last night.
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- Okay?
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- But I promise you, as soon
- as I find out anything,
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- I'll let you know.
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- What do you even mean...
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- I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
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- Are you Mr. John Maxi?
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- Yeah, I'm John Maxi.
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- 00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:29,283
- Is Mrs. Maxi home?
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- Uh, you know, no, she's not, so, um,
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- uh, excuse me?
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- What the shit?
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- Yeah, the wife got me out on the couch.
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- I will, but right after
- I'm done with this case.
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- Look,
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- 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:02,520
- something's really not
- right that's goin' on here.
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- 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:06,689
- Isn't this the reason we became cops?
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- You're one of
- the good ones, Anthony.
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- 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:12,128
- Anyway, I found a similar
- case from a few years back.
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- This poor guy claims he saw a man
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- turn into a lizard person.
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- 00:09:15,510 --> 00:09:16,478
- So now what?
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- 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,148
- Yeah, the crazy
- bastard moved to Nevada
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- 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:22,678
- and has been living just
- outside Area 51 ever since.
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- 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:26,338
- He's got a website, Tom
- the Conspiracy Theorist.
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- Sending you a link now.
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- 00:09:28,170 --> 00:09:30,807
- All right, thanks, man, I appreciate it.
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- Come on.
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- What?
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- It's the Master Blaster thing.
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- I thought you loved that.
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- 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:00,583
- What's that?
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- Role play sex?
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- 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,248
- Excuse me.
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- 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,028
- Can you guys tell me
- more about your tours?
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- 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:08,803
- Hi, I'm Isabelle, this
- is my boyfriend Desmond.
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- 00:10:11,263 --> 00:10:13,218
- What the heck, Isabelle?
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- 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,298
- Oh, hey, guys.
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- 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,168
- I'm Desmond, what can I do for ya?
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- 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:19,813
- Um, it says you guys
- are conspiracy theorists.
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- 00:10:19,815 --> 00:10:22,028
- Wait, have you guys actually traveled
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- to all these places?
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- 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,383
- Most of them.
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- 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:28,008
- We're hardcore enthusiasts
- trying to find out the answers
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- to what the government
- doesn't want us to know about.
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- 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:32,763
- Wait, do you mean like
- ghosts and things like that?
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- You mean spirits?
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- 00:10:33,610 --> 00:10:35,598
- Yes, yes, of course.
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- 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,478
- So you guys, like,
- actually seen anything?
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- 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,748
- We've been to some
- pretty terrifying places,
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- 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,988
- but personally, I haven't seen anything.
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- 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,528
- Well, where are you going next?
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- 00:10:45,530 --> 00:10:47,508
- Well, we're getting
- a small group together
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- 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,508
- to camp out at Area 51
- at the end of the month.
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- 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,288
- You guys should totally come with us.
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- 00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:52,248
- And bring your friends.
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- 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,728
- That sounds epic.
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- 00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:54,561
- Awesome!
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- 00:10:54,563 --> 00:10:55,858
- Just sign up right here,
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- 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,328
- and we'll give you a
- couple in a couple of weeks
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- 00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,168
- when we have everything set up.
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- 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:01,238
- Awesome, sounds good.
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- 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,538
- All right, all right, yay.
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- 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,098
- Camping, aliens.
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- 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,400
- Master Blaster 2, come on.
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- 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:11,203
- Are you sure you wanna do this?
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- 00:11:11,205 --> 00:11:12,036
- Yeah!
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- 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,273
- Come on, it'll be fun.
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- 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:15,988
- Really, like, I been trying to be cool,
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- 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:17,158
- like, the last couple months,
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- 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,208
- I know you're coping with
- a lot since that night,
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- 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:22,655
- but this is just a little much.
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- 00:11:22,657 --> 00:11:25,251
- Aw, are you scared we'll
- actually find something?
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- 00:11:25,253 --> 00:11:26,908
- I mean, a jail cell?
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- 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:29,088
- Oh my God, John, you
- know me better than that.
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- 00:11:29,090 --> 00:11:31,278
- I mean, do I?
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- 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,828
- Because over the last couple months,
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- 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,908
- I know you've just been
- coping with so much
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- 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:38,268
- that you've just been researching
- nonstop on the internet.
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- 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:40,018
- All these conspiracy theories,
- and like all this stuff.
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- 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:42,348
- Listen, I swear I'm fine.
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- 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,498
- Let's just do this one last thing,
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- 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,748
- and then it's over, okay?
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- 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:45,593
- I promise.
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- 00:11:46,990 --> 00:11:47,823
- All right.
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- 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:51,930
- - I love you.
- - I love you.
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- 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:54,761
- Hey!
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- 00:11:54,763 --> 00:11:56,878
- It's me, Brother B.
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- 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,008
- And I've come with a very
- special message for you today,
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- 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,018
- and it's about aliens,
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- 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,878
- and how they are among us,
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- 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,318
- and how the government
- is covering them up.
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- 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,059
- And based on the
- substantial evidence that...
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- 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:09,921
- Hey, you ready yet?
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- 00:12:09,923 --> 00:12:13,270
- Local authorities,
- and these might know
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- 00:12:13,272 --> 00:12:15,513
- - it is true.
- - Hello, Carina.
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- 00:12:15,515 --> 00:12:16,644
- You in there?
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- 00:12:16,646 --> 00:12:19,266
- There is no Carina, only Zuul.
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- 00:12:19,268 --> 00:12:22,123
- All right, well, as long as
- you pay rent, I don't care.
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- 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,108
- No, come on!
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- 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,768
- There's only five more minutes!
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- 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:29,063
- Aren't you gonna get enough
- of that stuff this weekend?
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- 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:32,890
- What the hell?
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- 00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:44,453
- Hey, you know we got
- a front door, right?
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- 00:12:46,473 --> 00:12:47,578
- Oh, I'm sorry, man.
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- 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:48,730
- I shoulda called first.
- 239
- 00:12:55,173 --> 00:12:56,838
- Are you goin' somewhere?
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- 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,398
- Yeah, uh, I'm actually
- taking the wife up to Area 51.
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- 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,231
- Mm.
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- 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,988
- That's your idea of a romantic getaway?
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- 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:07,338
- Yeah, I mean, no, but since that night,
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- 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,688
- she's Just been like researching
- government conspiracies,
- 245
- 00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:11,119
- and, you know.
- 246
- 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:12,588
- What you think?
- 247
- 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:13,540
- Think about what?
- 248
- 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:17,188
- Government conspiracies,
- ghosts,
- 249
- 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:18,648
- aliens.
- 250
- 00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:19,558
- No, no.
- 251
- 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,960
- It's, uh, it's not my thing.
- 252
- 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:27,238
- Yeah, so, uh, I gotta get goin'.
- 253
- 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,318
- Uh, not to hold you up,
- 254
- 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,168
- but if you don't mind,
- 255
- 00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:32,678
- I'd like to hang back
- for a couple of minutes
- 256
- 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,308
- just to see if I find anything.
- 257
- 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:35,526
- Knock yourself out, man.
- 258
- 00:13:35,528 --> 00:13:36,678
- All right.
- 259
- 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,665
- Oh yeah, and if you find
- my wedding ring back there,
- 260
- 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,730
- - can you let me know?
- - Finders keepers.
- 261
- 00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:06,328
- It's the
- bottom of the eighth inning,
- 262
- 00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:08,028
- and so far it's been...
- 263
- 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:09,358
- Should we report him?
- 264
- 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,408
- What?
- 265
- 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:11,298
- No.
- 266
- 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,418
- It's just creepy, though.
- 267
- 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,998
- I don't think he meant anything by it.
- 268
- 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,738
- I mean, if anything,
- you know, realistically,
- 269
- 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:19,263
- I think he's the only one that
- actually gives a shit, so...
- 270
- 00:14:19,265 --> 00:14:20,718
- Okay.
- 271
- 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:24,018
- Change of subject, let's
- listen to some creepy stories.
- 272
- 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,308
- Ahh, no can do.
- 273
- 00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:27,208
- I'm drivin', so we'll listen
- 274
- 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:28,839
- to whatever King John wants to listen to.
- 275
- 00:14:28,841 --> 00:14:30,208
- Whoa, King John?
- 276
- 00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:31,638
- Am I supposed to call you that now?
- 277
- 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,488
- Uh-huh, yup.
- 278
- 00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:34,398
- That's King John, master
- of the bedroom to you.
- 279
- 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,593
- All right, well, I guess
- there's some truth to that.
- 280
- 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:41,818
- Forever?
- 281
- 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,598
- Forever and more.
- 282
- 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:45,788
- Pitcher
- throws the fastball.
- 283
- 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:46,928
- It's a hard hit!
- 284
- 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:49,050
- Ground to third, over to second in time...
- 285
- 00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:32,798
- What're you still doin' here?
- 286
- 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,758
- Oh, Chief,
- I was just finishing up.
- 287
- 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,840
- Something on your mind?
- 288
- 00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:39,168
- Uh, no, no.
- 289
- 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:40,693
- I'm fine.
- 290
- 00:15:40,695 --> 00:15:43,431
- When're you gonna learn
- to trust me, Anthony?
- 291
- 00:15:44,537 --> 00:15:46,478
- You're still working the Maxi case.
- 292
- 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,478
- Look, Chief...
- 293
- 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,958
- I know you have a hard
- time letting things go,
- 294
- 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,768
- but I'm gonna look the
- other way on this one.
- 295
- 00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:55,343
- But come Monday, I want
- you to forget about it.
- 296
- 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,823
- Blood test results are in.
- 297
- 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,701
- Monday.
- 298
- 00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:28,383
- Are you sure those are the lab results?
- 299
- 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,220
- Did you take multiple samples?
- 300
- 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,823
- No, no, it's fine, it's okay.
- 301
- 00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:38,343
- Look, I gotta,
- 302
- 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:40,908
- I can't have my wife catching me right now
- 303
- 00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:42,108
- working this late.
- 304
- 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:43,628
- Okay?
- 305
- 00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:45,938
- All right, I'll talk to you Monday.
- 306
- 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,416
- All right.
- 307
- 00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,743
- Honey, I'm home!
- 308
- 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,543
- Baby?
- 309
- 00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:02,123
- Jessica.
- 310
- 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:05,983
- Honey?
- 311
- 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:11,973
- Baby.
- 312
- 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,063
- Detective Anthony Barker.
- 313
- 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:53,623
- Oh, Tom?
- 314
- 00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:55,993
- I'll get on right now, okay?
- 315
- 00:18:03,877 --> 00:18:04,708
- Hello, my friend.
- 316
- 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,373
- How are things this evening?
- 317
- 00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:09,718
- Not so good, man.
- 318
- 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,378
- What's with the long face?
- 319
- 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:15,752
- I messed up, man, tonight, uh,
- 320
- 00:18:15,754 --> 00:18:18,958
- I was supposed to be with
- Jessica for our anniversary.
- 321
- 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,258
- Oh, man, did you forget
- your own anniversary?
- 322
- 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:23,428
- I know, man, yeah.
- 323
- 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:27,198
- Hey, I told you to
- take it easy, my friend.
- 324
- 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,173
- Hell, your partner and your
- boss told you the same thing.
- 325
- 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:32,573
- I know, look,
- 326
- 00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:34,618
- but I'm gonna fix everything.
- 327
- 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,824
- I'm gonna set everything right,
- 328
- 00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:38,428
- I'm gonna get,
- 329
- 00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:41,178
- have Jessica fall back in love with me,
- 330
- 00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:44,498
- but as soon as I finish this case.
- 331
- 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,468
- Oh, speaking of which,
- 332
- 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:48,808
- I was reading up on the lizard
- people living underground.
- 333
- 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:50,948
- Actually, I was wondering
- if you could tell me more
- 334
- 00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:52,518
- about the Men in Black.
- 335
- 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,918
- The Men in Black.
- 336
- 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,753
- Yeah, I, I think I met them.
- 337
- 00:18:57,868 --> 00:18:59,308
- On the case you're workin' on?
- 338
- 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,378
- Yeah.
- 339
- 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:03,128
- Tom, I'm telling you,
- 340
- 00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:07,058
- something's really not
- right that's going on.
- 341
- 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,588
- Really sketchy.
- 342
- 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:11,798
- I don't know, it's like, Ms. Maxi, right?
- 343
- 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,808
- She says she saw two bodies that night.
- 344
- 00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:15,323
- - And?
- - It happened.
- 345
- 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:19,388
- Yeah, by the time I showed up,
- 346
- 00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:21,388
- there was only one body.
- 347
- 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,968
- No one else tampered with the evidence.
- 348
- 00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:26,838
- I'm telling you, man, it's
- a government conspiracy.
- 349
- 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:27,703
- That's not all.
- 350
- 00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:31,668
- I found some bloody headphones
- in the backyard, right?
- 351
- 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,548
- Please tell me you ran them for prints.
- 352
- 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:34,658
- It was the husband.
- 353
- 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,053
- I swear her husband did it.
- 354
- 00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:38,120
- The blood was mine.
- 355
- 00:19:39,184 --> 00:19:40,738
- Dude.
- 356
- 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:43,828
- That's some M. Night
- Shama-level twisted shit.
- 357
- 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:46,258
- I think I'm startin' to lose my mind.
- 358
- 00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,935
- I'll see what my guys say about the MIB,
- 359
- 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,405
- but I would lay low, man.
- 360
- 00:19:50,407 --> 00:19:52,531
- You're way in over your head.
- 361
- 00:19:53,664 --> 00:19:54,641
- I dunno.
- 362
- 00:19:54,643 --> 00:19:55,476
- Maybe.
- 363
- 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,818
- Hey, they told us to meet them
- 364
- 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:05,183
- at that alien-themed
- restaurant off the 15, right?
- 365
- 00:20:06,303 --> 00:20:07,633
- You know what? Let me check.
- 366
- 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,370
- Yeah, that's the one.
- 367
- 00:20:11,947 --> 00:20:13,647
- Well, I think this is it.
- 368
- 00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:15,571
- Oh, wow.
- 369
- 00:20:15,573 --> 00:20:18,123
- There's the welcoming committee.
- 370
- 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,048
- Be nice.
- 371
- 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,017
- I haven't even said anything yet.
- 372
- 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,323
- - Hi!
- - Hey.
- 373
- 00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:24,814
- Hey!
- 374
- 00:20:24,816 --> 00:20:26,222
- - How are you?
- - You made it!
- 375
- 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,452
- I did.
- 376
- 00:20:27,454 --> 00:20:28,642
- Hello, how are you?
- 377
- 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,811
- Good!
- 378
- 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,122
- Hi!
- 379
- 00:20:31,124 --> 00:20:31,955
- - Hey!
- - Oh!
- 380
- 00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:33,808
- Goin' in for the hug, okay, okay.
- 381
- 00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,228
- You remember my boyfriend Desmond?
- 382
- 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,668
- - Yeah.
- - Glad you all could make it!
- 383
- 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,828
- This is his cousin Logan,
- 384
- 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:40,243
- he's visiting from Florida.
- 385
- 00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:42,638
- What're you doin' up this way?
- 386
- 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,308
- You know, anything to
- get away from the parents.
- 387
- 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,068
- Oh, you're still in college?
- 388
- 00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,418
- Workin' on my PhD.
- 389
- 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:50,888
- Logan's gonna be a doctor
- of microbiology.
- 390
- 00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:52,418
- Very impressive.
- 391
- 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,253
- Thank you.
- 392
- 00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:58,528
- Well, I'm hungry.
- 393
- 00:20:58,530 --> 00:21:00,038
- - Anyone else?
- - Me, too, yeah.
- 394
- 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:00,963
- Let's go.
- 395
- 00:21:05,951 --> 00:21:07,938
- Haven't you ever seen
- cloth in space before?
- 396
- 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:10,548
- I'm tellin' you, you
- gotta look at the flag.
- 397
- 00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:12,608
- But I thought the moon had some gravity.
- 398
- 00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:13,888
- Does it not?
- 399
- 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:16,538
- Yeah, wouldn't that mean
- there'd be a little atmosphere?
- 400
- 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:17,658
- AKA wind?
- 401
- 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:20,125
- Okay, well, what about all the shadows?
- 402
- 00:21:20,127 --> 00:21:21,398
- What shadows?
- 403
- 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,388
- All of the shadows are coming
- from different directions.
- 404
- 00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:27,265
- Technically, only the
- sun is giving the light.
- 405
- 00:21:27,267 --> 00:21:28,658
- Huh.
- 406
- 00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:30,345
- Baby, what do you think?
- 407
- 00:21:30,347 --> 00:21:32,888
- Oh, don't ask me, I just build bikes.
- 408
- 00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:33,988
- Come on, what do you say?
- 409
- 00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:36,708
- The moon landing, is it fake or real?
- 410
- 00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:37,948
- Why would it be fake?
- 411
- 00:21:37,950 --> 00:21:39,908
- Because the US government wanted to win
- 412
- 00:21:39,910 --> 00:21:42,268
- the great Space Race with Russia.
- 413
- 00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:43,101
- Okay.
- 414
- 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,818
- I mean, I think that's a dumb
- reason to fake a moon landing.
- 415
- 00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:48,028
- Yeah, you're not gonna
- get anything out of him.
- 416
- 00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:49,418
- That's not true.
- 417
- 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:50,678
- She gets somethin' out
- of me every night, right?
- 418
- 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,648
- Bah!
- 419
- 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,738
- Hey.
- 420
- 00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:56,718
- I'm gonna hit the head.
- 421
- 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,938
- Which way's the restroom?
- 422
- 00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:58,771
- Around back on your left.
- 423
- 00:21:58,773 --> 00:21:59,606
- Thanks.
- 424
- 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,638
- Sorry about that.
- 425
- 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,898
- Don't be.
- 426
- 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,538
- You shouldn't have to hold
- back your love for a second.
- 427
- 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:08,548
- I think it's important
- to always show affection
- 428
- 00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:09,983
- for the one you care for.
- 429
- 00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:15,473
- So what do you ladies think
- about the Roswell crash?
- 430
- 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,356
- Don't go, please, stay!
- 431
- 00:22:31,358 --> 00:22:32,287
- - Please, don't go!
- - Listen, back up!
- 432
- 00:22:32,289 --> 00:22:33,972
- - Don't!
- - Back up!
- 433
- 00:22:33,974 --> 00:22:35,298
- - Dude!
- - No, stay, stay!
- 434
- 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,975
- Back up, man!
- 435
- 00:22:36,977 --> 00:22:37,938
- - Calm down!
- - Stay, stay!
- 436
- 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:38,771
- Calm down!
- 437
- 00:22:38,773 --> 00:22:40,829
- All right, hey, chill out!
- 438
- 00:22:40,831 --> 00:22:41,914
- - Chill!
- - Stay.
- 439
- 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,445
- Oh my God, John, what happened?
- 440
- 00:22:57,447 --> 00:22:59,558
- Hey, just some crazy
- guy back there, all right?
- 441
- 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,008
- - It's nothing.
- - Where?
- 442
- 00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:01,841
- What, what do you mean?
- 443
- 00:23:01,843 --> 00:23:03,228
- Some old dude just yellin' at me.
- 444
- 00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:04,747
- - What?
- - Let's go kick his ass!
- 445
- 00:23:04,749 --> 00:23:06,158
- - No, Logan, Logan.
- - Logan!
- 446
- 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,008
- Logan!
- 447
- 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:07,996
- Logan!
- 448
- 00:23:07,998 --> 00:23:09,117
- Come on, let's just get out of here!
- 449
- 00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:10,296
- Come on!
- 450
- 00:23:10,298 --> 00:23:11,538
- - All right?
- - Are you sure you're okay?
- 451
- 00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:12,608
- Yeah, I'm fine, all right.
- 452
- 00:23:12,610 --> 00:23:13,623
- He just spooked me.
- 453
- 00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:16,766
- Let's get in the car, come on.
- 454
- 00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:22,944
- Ever think about time time travel?
- 455
- 00:23:22,946 --> 00:23:24,663
- Yeah, yeah.
- 456
- 00:23:25,970 --> 00:23:28,148
- Like for instance, if you,
- 457
- 00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:29,308
- you got any more stakes over there?
- 458
- 00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:30,143
- Yeah.
- 459
- 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:35,168
- Like if you could go back
- in time and kill Hitler,
- 460
- 00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:37,588
- but you knew because of the
- butterfly effect and everything
- 461
- 00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:40,028
- that if you did, you'd actually be born
- 462
- 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:41,768
- a woman instead of a man,
- 463
- 00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,838
- and, uh, I don't know,
- 464
- 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,268
- like, uh, your sister has some
- sort of terrible disease...
- 465
- 00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:51,743
- I mean, yeah, no, I think
- about that all the time.
- 466
- 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:55,888
- Tent's lookin' good, boys, keep it up!
- 467
- 00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:57,378
- Oh, thanks, Logan.
- 468
- 00:23:57,380 --> 00:23:58,708
- Little help?
- 469
- 00:23:58,710 --> 00:24:00,438
- No, you guys got this stuff
- figured out more than I do.
- 470
- 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,990
- It's better left in your hands.
- 471
- 00:24:03,073 --> 00:24:04,682
- You guys got it.
- 472
- 00:24:04,684 --> 00:24:05,648
- Hey, Desmond.
- 473
- 00:24:05,650 --> 00:24:07,098
- Yeah.
- 474
- 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:10,073
- So, uh, what's the
- deal with your cousin?
- 475
- 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:14,308
- Oh, he's in a fraternity.
- 476
- 00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:16,398
- Got kicked out of school
- with the rest of them.
- 477
- 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,788
- He's on academic suspension
- until they review his case.
- 478
- 00:24:20,790 --> 00:24:23,577
- Whole hazing thing, you know how it goes.
- 479
- 00:24:23,579 --> 00:24:25,870
- What, like the butt stuff?
- 480
- 00:24:25,872 --> 00:24:27,319
- Yeah, like the butt stuff.
- 481
- 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,908
- You know, the kinda stuff you read about.
- 482
- 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:30,741
- I suspected.
- 483
- 00:24:30,743 --> 00:24:31,574
- Yeah, yeah, so they're all
- 484
- 00:24:31,576 --> 00:24:34,463
- on academic probation pending review.
- 485
- 00:24:35,414 --> 00:24:39,167
- So how's business though,
- like with the tours and stuff?
- 486
- 00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:41,051
- Things good?
- 487
- 00:24:41,053 --> 00:24:43,608
- Well, you didn't bring anyone, so...
- 488
- 00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:45,285
- Well, it's not my job.
- 489
- 00:24:45,287 --> 00:24:47,553
- So, you know.
- 490
- 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:50,738
- Yeah, no, we're doin' all
- right, we're doin' all right.
- 491
- 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,358
- Gone to a lot of really cool places.
- 492
- 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,954
- I think you're gonna love Area 51.
- 493
- 00:24:54,956 --> 00:24:58,085
- I mean, as long as
- Carina likes it, you know.
- 494
- 00:24:58,087 --> 00:25:00,298
- Come on, get into the spirit.
- 495
- 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,588
- I'm with it, I'm with it, you know.
- 496
- 00:25:01,590 --> 00:25:03,678
- Like, time travel, right?
- 497
- 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,118
- Paradoxes.
- 498
- 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,248
- Quantum Leap.
- 499
- 00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,147
- Aliens.
- 500
- 00:25:07,149 --> 00:25:08,541
- Aliens, that's it, that's it.
- 501
- 00:25:08,543 --> 00:25:09,778
- I'm gonna make you a believer yet.
- 502
- 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,218
- - Somethin'.
- - We'll see.
- 503
- 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:12,288
- Well, tent looks like shit,
- 504
- 00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:15,468
- so it's probably perfect for Logan.
- 505
- 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:17,953
- So what made you wanna
- come to Area 51 with us?
- 506
- 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:22,468
- I'm sorry, what's that now?
- 507
- 00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,228
- I'm sorry, it's just
- that you and your husband
- 508
- 00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:26,309
- don't seem like our usual clients.
- 509
- 00:25:26,311 --> 00:25:29,708
- Yeah, well, we're
- all kinda new to this stuff.
- 510
- 00:25:29,710 --> 00:25:30,693
- Oh, yeah?
- 511
- 00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:33,203
- Yeah, um,
- 512
- 00:25:34,648 --> 00:25:36,468
- I mean, I actually don't
- really talk about it,
- 513
- 00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:40,908
- but some weird things happened
- to me a few months ago.
- 514
- 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:42,518
- Yeah?
- 515
- 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,353
- Yeah.
- 516
- 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,798
- I mean, I don't even
- know how to describe it.
- 517
- 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,313
- There was this man, and, um,
- 518
- 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:51,493
- he shot himself.
- 519
- 00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:54,458
- Oh my God, that's awful!
- 520
- 00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:55,293
- Why?
- 521
- 00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:59,668
- That's the thing,
- I don't know.
- 522
- 00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:02,568
- But his face was like...
- 523
- 00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:04,743
- Well, did you call the police?
- 524
- 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,473
- Yeah.
- 525
- 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,918
- But I don't know, they
- weren't like real police.
- 526
- 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,823
- Weren't real.
- 527
- 00:26:14,702 --> 00:26:16,998
- Okay, to be honest, Isabelle,
- 528
- 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,708
- I think this whole thing
- is a government coverup.
- 529
- 00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:22,278
- I mean, the cops came,
- 530
- 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,848
- and I just don't think
- they were real cops.
- 531
- 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,358
- And then these two men dressed in black,
- 532
- 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,191
- they came in, too.
- 533
- 00:26:29,193 --> 00:26:31,368
- It was so weird.
- 534
- 00:26:31,370 --> 00:26:33,307
- Well, did John see any of this?
- 535
- 00:26:33,309 --> 00:26:36,038
- Yeah, John
- thinks I'm losing my mind.
- 536
- 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:36,928
- Don't say that.
- 537
- 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,758
- I've seen the way he looks at you,
- 538
- 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,113
- and it's nothing but love.
- 539
- 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:47,968
- Can you do me a solid?
- 540
- 00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:48,801
- Sure.
- 541
- 00:26:48,803 --> 00:26:51,238
- Can you just not tell
- John about any of this?
- 542
- 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,818
- My lips are sealed.
- 543
- 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,718
- I want my clients to
- enjoy their time with us,
- 544
- 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,948
- and there's no need for unnecessary drama.
- 545
- 00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,178
- Okay.
- 546
- 00:26:58,180 --> 00:26:59,308
- Speaking of which,
- 547
- 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:02,688
- would you mind if I grabbed
- a selfie for the website?
- 548
- 00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:04,243
- Uh, sure thing.
- 549
- 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,553
- What is that?
- 550
- 00:27:13,092 --> 00:27:14,188
- What do you mean?
- 551
- 00:27:14,190 --> 00:27:16,363
- Look, there's something
- in the background.
- 552
- 00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:23,018
- Oh, no, that's just,
- like, a plane or something.
- 553
- 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,580
- No, look!
- 554
- 00:27:24,582 --> 00:27:25,978
- It's a UFO, huh?
- 555
- 00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:28,010
- No, I'm sure.
- 556
- 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,163
- Well, shit.
- 557
- 00:27:43,372 --> 00:27:44,818
- Logan, I told you to close up the food
- 558
- 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:45,651
- before we left, man.
- 559
- 00:27:45,653 --> 00:27:47,620
- It's not my tour, man.
- 560
- 00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:48,798
- Ugh!
- 561
- 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,008
- The fire should get rid of them.
- 562
- 00:27:50,010 --> 00:27:51,550
- Let me see if I can get this started.
- 563
- 00:27:51,552 --> 00:27:52,552
- All right.
- 564
- 00:28:00,351 --> 00:28:02,434
- And voila, we're campin'!
- 565
- 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,728
- Babe, can you grab me another beer?
- 566
- 00:28:05,730 --> 00:28:07,108
- One beer comin' up!
- 567
- 00:28:07,110 --> 00:28:09,073
- Let me see if I can get this started.
- 568
- 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:14,130
- This really takes me back.
- 569
- 00:28:14,132 --> 00:28:16,039
- Oh, were you
- in Boy Scouts or something?
- 570
- 00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:17,748
- Ah, I was actually, uh...
- 571
- 00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:19,158
- John was in the marines.
- 572
- 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,058
- Oh!
- 573
- 00:28:20,060 --> 00:28:21,248
- So what was your job?
- 574
- 00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:22,468
- Communications.
- 575
- 00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:24,298
- Well, thank you for your service.
- 576
- 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,895
- Yeah, I mean it wasn't really for me,
- 577
- 00:28:25,897 --> 00:28:27,428
- but I did learn a lot.
- 578
- 00:28:27,430 --> 00:28:28,779
- I'll bet.
- 579
- 00:28:28,781 --> 00:28:31,768
- Well, I wanna
- know, what do you guys do?
- 580
- 00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:34,198
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
- let me guess, let me guess.
- 581
- 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,049
- Something to do with motorcycles,
- and personal trainer.
- 582
- 00:28:37,051 --> 00:28:37,988
- She's got me pegged.
- 583
- 00:28:37,990 --> 00:28:40,228
- That's close, I'm, well,
- I'm a graphic designer.
- 584
- 00:28:40,230 --> 00:28:41,198
- Oh, an artist!
- 585
- 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,638
- So you use like Photoshop
- and things like that?
- 586
- 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,108
- Yeah, I love it.
- 587
- 00:28:45,110 --> 00:28:47,188
- So what about you?
- 588
- 00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:48,818
- Well, I mean, besides
- hosting these tours,
- 589
- 00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:50,338
- I like to paint and make jewelry,
- 590
- 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:53,248
- but it's not something, you
- know, I would call a career.
- 591
- 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,688
- Did you make that bracelet?
- 592
- 00:28:54,690 --> 00:28:56,328
- - Mm.
- - I love it.
- 593
- 00:28:56,330 --> 00:28:57,268
- Ooh, ooh!
- 594
- 00:28:57,270 --> 00:28:58,258
- I got it!
- 595
- 00:28:58,260 --> 00:29:00,998
- Everyone, look at what I've created!
- 596
- 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,667
- Bow down to the great
- and powerful Desmond!
- 597
- 00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:05,975
- All right, I want some marshmallows.
- 598
- 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:07,995
- I've been cravin' since the drive here.
- 599
- 00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,008
- I want one!
- 600
- 00:29:09,010 --> 00:29:09,841
- Same.
- 601
- 00:29:09,843 --> 00:29:12,178
- So tell me what you know about Area 51.
- 602
- 00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:14,298
- Oh, yeah, well, so what we read was
- 603
- 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,948
- that Area 51 was created by our government
- 604
- 00:29:16,950 --> 00:29:18,718
- to build and test stealth aircraft
- 605
- 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,728
- and keep it secret from the Russians.
- 606
- 00:29:20,730 --> 00:29:22,618
- So you're saying they
- just built stealth aircraft
- 607
- 00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:23,728
- to spy on the Russians.
- 608
- 00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:25,268
- Yeah, that, too.
- 609
- 00:29:25,270 --> 00:29:27,848
- Apparently, the base was
- declassified a few years ago.
- 610
- 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:29,808
- I believe it was officially declared
- 611
- 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,498
- an aircraft testing facility.
- 612
- 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,698
- That's lame, I want to hear
- about conspiracy theories,
- 613
- 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:35,328
- I wanna hear, like, all the scary stuff.
- 614
- 00:29:35,330 --> 00:29:36,658
- They just told you, honey.
- 615
- 00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:38,728
- John, you will not ruin this for me.
- 616
- 00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:39,781
- You guys are so cute.
- 617
- 00:29:39,783 --> 00:29:41,303
- All right, let me think.
- 618
- 00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:45,858
- Desmond, can
- you think of anything?
- 619
- 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:46,978
- Desmond!
- 620
- 00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:49,248
- - What's that now?
- - I'm talking to you.
- 621
- 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,878
- Tell them some theories about Area 51,
- 622
- 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,748
- and get off your phone!
- 623
- 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,718
- We're out here to enjoy the experience!
- 624
- 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,138
- Oh, oh, right.
- 625
- 00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:57,798
- Uh, there are a lot of really, uh,
- 626
- 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,548
- a lot of theories about Area 51,
- 627
- 00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:04,598
- the most popular of which is
- that aliens crash-landed here,
- 628
- 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:05,808
- and their bodies were recovered
- 629
- 00:30:05,810 --> 00:30:07,228
- and brought back to the base.
- 630
- 00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:08,608
- That's more like it.
- 631
- 00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:09,441
- Yeah.
- 632
- 00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:11,908
- There's also a theory that
- there was a deal struck up
- 633
- 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,718
- between the aliens and the humans.
- 634
- 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,378
- What deal?
- 635
- 00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,038
- They would give us all of their secrets
- 636
- 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,388
- and enhance our technology
- 637
- 00:30:18,390 --> 00:30:20,568
- in exchange for us harboring
- them on our planet.
- 638
- 00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:21,898
- Really?
- 639
- 00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:22,798
- Yeah.
- 640
- 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,818
- Some people even think that's
- why we have smart phones now,
- 641
- 00:30:25,820 --> 00:30:28,228
- and advances in our medical technology.
- 642
- 00:30:28,230 --> 00:30:30,128
- Really any technological advances
- 643
- 00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:32,178
- in the past few years is thanks to them.
- 644
- 00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:34,588
- Yeah, well, that makes sense to me.
- 645
- 00:30:34,590 --> 00:30:36,038
- Yeah, you're just eatin'
- this up, aren't you?
- 646
- 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,148
- Oh, come on, I just
- think it would make sense
- 647
- 00:30:38,150 --> 00:30:40,248
- to come up with these theories.
- 648
- 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:41,700
- I mean, don't get me wrong,
- 649
- 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,551
- I just don't believe it.
- 650
- 00:30:43,553 --> 00:30:46,108
- You're not very spiritual,
- either, are you, John?
- 651
- 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:48,168
- Well, I mean, I believe
- in what I can see.
- 652
- 00:30:48,170 --> 00:30:50,458
- So you believe that
- when we die we just die.
- 653
- 00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:53,668
- No, no afterlife.
- 654
- 00:30:53,670 --> 00:30:55,038
- I mean, I guess.
- 655
- 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,018
- That's a scary thought.
- 656
- 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,808
- Oh, come on, John, you've
- gotta believe in something.
- 657
- 00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:00,708
- Ghosts?
- 658
- 00:31:00,710 --> 00:31:01,708
- God?
- 659
- 00:31:01,710 --> 00:31:02,928
- Galactic beings?
- 660
- 00:31:02,930 --> 00:31:04,080
- Tell them.
- 661
- 00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:07,707
- - No.
- - Come on, please?
- 662
- 00:31:07,709 --> 00:31:09,388
- Oh, this I
- gotta hear.
- 663
- 00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:11,668
- All right, well, I mean if
- I had to believe in something,
- 664
- 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,548
- you know, I mean...
- 665
- 00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:14,383
- Yeah.
- 666
- 00:31:15,221 --> 00:31:16,383
- I guess, uh,
- 667
- 00:31:17,770 --> 00:31:18,839
- mermaids, all right?
- 668
- 00:31:23,370 --> 00:31:26,758
- Mermaids, really, are you
- serious right now?
- 669
- 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,608
- Logan, don't laugh!
- 670
- 00:31:27,610 --> 00:31:29,798
- I mean, mermaids could exist.
- 671
- 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,631
- Yeah, right.
- 672
- 00:31:30,633 --> 00:31:31,464
- All right, I need another beer.
- 673
- 00:31:31,466 --> 00:31:34,167
- No, babe, we're just
- playing around with you.
- 674
- 00:31:48,027 --> 00:31:51,817
- Jessica?
- 675
- 00:31:51,819 --> 00:31:56,819
- Jessica.
- 676
- 00:32:04,619 --> 00:32:05,452
- Jessica!
- 677
- 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,671
- Tom.
- 678
- 00:32:33,170 --> 00:32:34,759
- Tom, pick up, pick up.
- 679
- 00:32:51,690 --> 00:32:53,058
- Hello?
- 680
- 00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:55,643
- We told you to move on.
- 681
- 00:32:56,881 --> 00:32:59,327
- You son of a bitch.
- 682
- 00:32:59,329 --> 00:33:00,828
- What have you done with him?
- 683
- 00:33:00,830 --> 00:33:03,079
- We're watching you, Mr. Barker.
- 684
- 00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:05,088
- Hey, baby.
- 685
- 00:35:05,090 --> 00:35:05,923
- Hey.
- 686
- 00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:07,733
- Thank you.
- 687
- 00:35:08,722 --> 00:35:09,639
- For what?
- 688
- 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,388
- For putting up with me.
- 689
- 00:35:13,390 --> 00:35:15,308
- I've put you through so much this year,
- 690
- 00:35:15,310 --> 00:35:19,078
- and I promise when we get back,
- 691
- 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,178
- I'm gonna cook you that pumpkin pie,
- 692
- 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:23,250
- and I'm gonna have so much sex with you.
- 693
- 00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:26,053
- I love pumpkin pie.
- 694
- 00:35:29,350 --> 00:35:31,221
- I should be thankin' you.
- 695
- 00:35:31,223 --> 00:35:32,055
- Why?
- 696
- 00:35:32,057 --> 00:35:33,493
- For marryin' me.
- 697
- 00:35:34,482 --> 00:35:35,680
- Aw.
- 698
- 00:35:35,682 --> 00:35:37,000
- Forever.
- 699
- 00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,585
- Forever and more.
- 700
- 00:35:44,162 --> 00:35:45,512
- Knock, knock.
- 701
- 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,590
- You guys coming?
- 702
- 00:35:48,592 --> 00:35:50,200
- Where?
- 703
- 00:35:50,202 --> 00:35:52,085
- We're checking
- out Area 51, come on.
- 704
- 00:35:55,132 --> 00:35:56,994
- All right, come
- on, let's get dressed!
- 705
- 00:36:06,823 --> 00:36:08,938
- All right, is this even legal?
- 706
- 00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:11,848
- Yes, it's legal, we're
- just going to the gate.
- 707
- 00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:13,159
- Okay, but what if we drive past it?
- 708
- 00:36:13,161 --> 00:36:13,992
- We're not gonna drive past it.
- 709
- 00:36:13,994 --> 00:36:14,825
- What if?
- 710
- 00:36:14,827 --> 00:36:16,298
- Babe, stop worrying, okay?
- 711
- 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,469
- We're gonna be fine.
- 712
- 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,490
- The radio's busted.
- 713
- 00:36:31,642 --> 00:36:33,418
- All right, how far is this place?
- 714
- 00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:35,763
- I dunno, maybe
- like another mile or so?
- 715
- 00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:40,078
- What the hell?
- 716
- 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,148
- Oh my God, baby, just stop complaining!
- 717
- 00:36:42,150 --> 00:36:43,548
- It's not even that far of a drive!
- 718
- 00:36:43,550 --> 00:36:44,628
- Just look, all right?
- 719
- 00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:46,088
- I think that car's following us.
- 720
- 00:36:46,090 --> 00:36:46,923
- Yeah?
- 721
- 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:51,068
- They're slowing down.
- 722
- 00:36:51,070 --> 00:36:51,955
- Oh.
- 723
- 00:36:51,957 --> 00:36:53,055
- Well, it looks like it.
- 724
- 00:36:53,057 --> 00:36:54,553
- Pfft, look at you.
- 725
- 00:36:55,477 --> 00:36:57,228
- Oh my God, look at you.
- 726
- 00:36:57,230 --> 00:36:58,158
- What?
- 727
- 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,308
- You've been jumpy ever
- since we got out here.
- 728
- 00:37:00,310 --> 00:37:01,318
- What? No.
- 729
- 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,123
- Aww, you're scared that
- aliens are gonna get us.
- 730
- 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:06,718
- All right, we're in the
- middle of nowhere, all right?
- 731
- 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,328
- And if anything happened to us, I just,
- 732
- 00:37:08,330 --> 00:37:09,161
- I don't know what I'd do,
- 733
- 00:37:09,163 --> 00:37:11,283
- but it's a legitimate concern.
- 734
- 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,913
- All right, we're here.
- 735
- 00:37:19,925 --> 00:37:21,098
- All right, have fun.
- 736
- 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,832
- Oh, you're going down with me.
- 737
- 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:31,063
- Hey, come on, baby.
- 738
- 00:37:34,927 --> 00:37:38,038
- All right, guys, so
- this is the east side gate
- 739
- 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,398
- of Area 51.
- 740
- 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,978
- We're staying up at Mount Tikaboo,
- 741
- 00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:42,298
- which is actually the closest...
- 742
- 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:44,028
- Here we are
- 743
- 00:37:44,030 --> 00:37:46,348
- at Area 51 with my friends.
- 744
- 00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:47,868
- Say hi, everyone!
- 745
- 00:37:47,870 --> 00:37:48,703
- Hey.
- 746
- 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:53,053
- Closest peek from which you
- can see the Area 51 site.
- 747
- 00:37:53,055 --> 00:37:53,886
- Pretty cool.
- 748
- 00:37:53,888 --> 00:37:55,803
- Isabelle, can you take a photo of us?
- 749
- 00:37:55,805 --> 00:37:57,084
- Yeah, sure can.
- 750
- 00:37:57,086 --> 00:37:58,146
- Just don't cross that line
- 751
- 00:37:58,148 --> 00:37:59,648
- or those camo dudes will get you.
- 752
- 00:37:59,650 --> 00:38:01,203
- Ah, duly noted.
- 753
- 00:38:06,137 --> 00:38:07,354
- Hey, watch it, watch, watch the line.
- 754
- 00:38:07,356 --> 00:38:08,375
- Look happy.
- 755
- 00:38:08,377 --> 00:38:09,960
- All right.
- 756
- 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,953
- Hey, Carina, can you grab a photo of us?
- 757
- 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,528
- Desmond, get off your phone!
- 758
- 00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:19,348
- How do you even have service out here?
- 759
- 00:38:19,350 --> 00:38:21,478
- Sorry, I was just talkin' about Area 51.
- 760
- 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,090
- Yeah, sure you were.
- 761
- 00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:37,863
- Uh, hey, are those the camo dudes?
- 762
- 00:38:39,115 --> 00:38:40,123
- It looks like it.
- 763
- 00:38:41,170 --> 00:38:42,988
- Come on, man, don't go over there.
- 764
- 00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,958
- Isabelle, grab a photo
- of me crossin' the line.
- 765
- 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:45,938
- Rebel.
- 766
- 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:47,168
- Come back, Logan.
- 767
- 00:38:47,170 --> 00:38:48,063
- They're gonna see you.
- 768
- 00:38:48,065 --> 00:38:49,542
- They're not gonna do a damn thing, man.
- 769
- 00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:51,082
- Relax.
- 770
- 00:38:51,084 --> 00:38:51,915
- Come on.
- 771
- 00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:53,413
- Dammit, Logan, they're coming!
- 772
- 00:38:55,964 --> 00:38:58,191
- Ah, shit, all right, guys, we should go.
- 773
- 00:39:00,982 --> 00:39:02,288
- What're they gonna do, kick me out?
- 774
- 00:39:02,290 --> 00:39:03,743
- Come on, let's go!
- 775
- 00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:16,453
- Hey, you see this truck?
- 776
- 00:39:18,532 --> 00:39:19,363
- Yeah.
- 777
- 00:39:19,365 --> 00:39:20,573
- Baby, they're catchin' up.
- 778
- 00:39:22,192 --> 00:39:23,023
- Oh, they're honking.
- 779
- 00:39:23,025 --> 00:39:25,054
- They want us to pull over.
- 780
- 00:39:25,056 --> 00:39:26,283
- That's,
- 781
- 00:39:26,285 --> 00:39:27,784
- oh my God.
- 782
- 00:39:29,403 --> 00:39:31,282
- All right, stop, just stop.
- 783
- 00:39:31,284 --> 00:39:33,367
- All right, babe.
- 784
- 00:39:38,393 --> 00:39:39,991
- - Get outta your car!
- - They're pullin' them over.
- 785
- 00:39:39,993 --> 00:39:41,060
- - Get outta your car!
- - What?
- 786
- 00:39:41,062 --> 00:39:41,930
- They're pullin' them over, just...
- 787
- 00:39:41,932 --> 00:39:42,881
- Oh my God, they have guns?
- 788
- 00:39:42,883 --> 00:39:44,888
- - Baby...
- - Get out!
- 789
- 00:39:44,890 --> 00:39:45,951
- Get out, put your hands on the vehicle!
- 790
- 00:39:45,953 --> 00:39:47,463
- Baby, just stay here.
- 791
- 00:39:48,992 --> 00:39:49,823
- Get over here!
- 792
- 00:39:49,825 --> 00:39:51,219
- - Oh my God.
- - Now!
- 793
- 00:39:51,221 --> 00:39:52,358
- - Follow him, follow him!
- - Baby, it's fine.
- 794
- 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,191
- Do we get out?
- 795
- 00:39:53,193 --> 00:39:55,030
- No, no, no, no, baby.
- 796
- 00:39:55,032 --> 00:39:56,201
- Shut the hell
- up and get your hands
- 797
- 00:39:56,203 --> 00:39:57,683
- up against the car now!
- 798
- 00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,219
- What
- are you doing out here?
- 799
- 00:40:07,221 --> 00:40:08,148
- We're just doing photography.
- 800
- 00:40:08,150 --> 00:40:11,894
- Oh my gosh, Logan
- is such a freaking idiot.
- 801
- 00:40:11,896 --> 00:40:13,368
- Check that car!
- 802
- 00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:14,338
- It's fine, it's fine.
- 803
- 00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:15,288
- Baby, it's fine.
- 804
- 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:17,275
- You're not supposed to be out here!
- 805
- 00:40:17,277 --> 00:40:18,467
- What are you guys doin' here?
- 806
- 00:40:18,469 --> 00:40:19,568
- We're just out campin', man.
- 807
- 00:40:19,570 --> 00:40:21,718
- We're just looking for aliens.
- 808
- 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:22,588
- Looking for aliens.
- 809
- 00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:23,423
- That's it.
- 810
- 00:40:25,270 --> 00:40:26,838
- I need you to get the hell
- out of here, you hear me?
- 811
- 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,278
- Absolutely, that's fine.
- 812
- 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,113
- Go home!
- 813
- 00:40:30,130 --> 00:40:31,608
- We're good, Smith.
- 814
- 00:40:31,610 --> 00:40:32,810
- Get the hell outta here.
- 815
- 00:40:34,607 --> 00:40:36,308
- Thank you!
- 816
- 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:38,260
- Shut the fuck up, Logan, jeez.
- 817
- 00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:44,690
- Follow us back.
- 818
- 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:48,114
- - Oh my gosh.
- - Get the hell outta here!
- 819
- 00:40:49,595 --> 00:40:51,048
- Oh my God.
- 820
- 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:51,933
- Holy shit.
- 821
- 00:40:53,726 --> 00:40:54,976
- Fuck, it's fucking scary!
- 822
- 00:40:56,710 --> 00:40:58,410
- It's fine, we're all fine, okay?
- 823
- 00:41:00,699 --> 00:41:01,532
- All right.
- 824
- 00:41:02,408 --> 00:41:04,260
- Let's just get back to the camp site.
- 825
- 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,236
- It's okay, all right?
- 826
- 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,468
- Oh, yeah, you're cool.
- 827
- 00:41:16,470 --> 00:41:18,735
- Just crack open another beer.
- 828
- 00:41:18,737 --> 00:41:19,908
- Relax, they didn't even do shit,
- 829
- 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:21,472
- like I said they wouldn't.
- 830
- 00:41:21,474 --> 00:41:23,058
- That was so reckless, Logan!
- 831
- 00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:24,188
- Desmond.
- 832
- 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:26,358
- It's fine, we're all good now.
- 833
- 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,538
- Just try to tone it
- down a notch, would you?
- 834
- 00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:30,248
- This is my business, it's not a game.
- 835
- 00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,428
- All right, man, fine.
- 836
- 00:41:31,430 --> 00:41:32,408
- Whatever, jeez.
- 837
- 00:41:32,410 --> 00:41:34,848
- Relax and have a beer.
- 838
- 00:41:34,850 --> 00:41:36,548
- Yeah, you got another
- one of those, John?
- 839
- 00:41:36,550 --> 00:41:37,973
- Yeah, no problem, man.
- 840
- 00:41:41,638 --> 00:41:42,471
- Thanks.
- 841
- 00:41:44,660 --> 00:41:46,523
- So how did you and Isabelle meet?
- 842
- 00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:51,356
- Um,
- 843
- 00:41:51,358 --> 00:41:53,118
- let me see, uh...
- 844
- 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,328
- Come on, you can't remember?
- 845
- 00:41:54,330 --> 00:41:56,323
- It was a long time ago.
- 846
- 00:41:57,310 --> 00:42:00,348
- I dunno, I remember it was in high school.
- 847
- 00:42:00,350 --> 00:42:02,618
- Yeah, well, Desmond
- and I met in high school,
- 848
- 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,364
- and his best friend Kyle introduced us.
- 849
- 00:42:05,366 --> 00:42:06,728
- That's right.
- 850
- 00:42:06,730 --> 00:42:08,705
- Kyle Novak.
- 851
- 00:42:08,707 --> 00:42:10,523
- What an annoying asshole.
- 852
- 00:42:11,438 --> 00:42:13,108
- Why were we friends with him anyway?
- 853
- 00:42:13,110 --> 00:42:15,108
- Don't look at me, he
- was your best friend.
- 854
- 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:18,908
- I was just friends with him by
- default because of Victoria.
- 855
- 00:42:18,910 --> 00:42:20,008
- Oh, yeah.
- 856
- 00:42:20,010 --> 00:42:21,010
- I forgot they dated.
- 857
- 00:42:22,036 --> 00:42:24,408
- That was so long ago.
- 858
- 00:42:24,410 --> 00:42:25,958
- That's so cute.
- 859
- 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,528
- Y'all were high school sweethearts.
- 860
- 00:42:28,530 --> 00:42:29,363
- Yeah, well,
- 861
- 00:42:30,410 --> 00:42:32,108
- what about you two?
- 862
- 00:42:32,110 --> 00:42:33,668
- How'd you guys meet?
- 863
- 00:42:33,670 --> 00:42:35,773
- Ours was slightly less romantic.
- 864
- 00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:37,928
- I don't know what she's talkin' about.
- 865
- 00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:40,218
- It was full of romance and passion.
- 866
- 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:42,538
- No, um, John got wasted at a bar,
- 867
- 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:44,438
- and then he hit on me.
- 868
- 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,014
- Yeah, well, when you say it like that.
- 869
- 00:42:46,016 --> 00:42:47,323
- It's true.
- 870
- 00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:53,478
- All right, well, I was on leave, right?
- 871
- 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,098
- It was my buddy's birthday,
- 872
- 00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:57,028
- and we were at a bar,
- 873
- 00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:58,678
- sipping whiskey as one does.
- 874
- 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,068
- And, uh, I saw her,
- 875
- 00:43:01,070 --> 00:43:02,828
- she was standing across the room,
- 876
- 00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:06,153
- and she was the most
- beautiful woman I'd ever seen.
- 877
- 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,670
- And I knew right then,
- 878
- 00:43:08,672 --> 00:43:09,505
- you know,
- 879
- 00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:12,241
- that she was the one for me.
- 880
- 00:43:12,243 --> 00:43:14,703
- I mean, it was as if time had stood still.
- 881
- 00:43:16,502 --> 00:43:18,648
- You're so cheesy.
- 882
- 00:43:18,650 --> 00:43:19,641
- I mean it!
- 883
- 00:43:19,643 --> 00:43:21,528
- I know, I love you.
- 884
- 00:43:21,530 --> 00:43:23,368
- I love you forever.
- 885
- 00:43:23,370 --> 00:43:24,320
- Forever and more.
- 886
- 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:27,628
- Oh my God,
- 887
- 00:43:27,630 --> 00:43:28,910
- you guys are adorable.
- 888
- 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,863
- So, uh, Logan,
- 889
- 00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:40,948
- what's your story?
- 890
- 00:43:40,950 --> 00:43:42,838
- You gonna settle down anytime soon?
- 891
- 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,673
- No.
- 892
- 00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:47,258
- Ah, come on, there's gotta be a man?
- 893
- 00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:48,093
- A woman?
- 894
- 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,578
- You're funny, bro.
- 895
- 00:43:51,580 --> 00:43:52,480
- I'm not like that.
- 896
- 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,270
- Besides, I got somethin' good goin' on.
- 897
- 00:43:58,030 --> 00:43:59,938
- Uh, who wants to tell ghost stories?
- 898
- 00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:03,293
- Well, I want Desmond to
- tell us more about the aliens.
- 899
- 00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:05,868
- What do you wanna know?
- 900
- 00:44:05,870 --> 00:44:07,948
- I've got hundreds of stories.
- 901
- 00:44:07,950 --> 00:44:10,663
- Okay, so you were talking about, uh,
- 902
- 00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:13,368
- the great whites, or...
- 903
- 00:44:13,370 --> 00:44:14,758
- - The Tall Whites.
- - Yeah.
- 904
- 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,508
- Okay, so apparently, there's a theory
- 905
- 00:44:17,510 --> 00:44:19,548
- that there are five
- different alien species
- 906
- 00:44:19,550 --> 00:44:21,048
- currently living among us,
- 907
- 00:44:21,050 --> 00:44:23,218
- one of which is the Tall Whites.
- 908
- 00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:25,238
- They're a tall humanoid species
- 909
- 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,708
- that has a Nordic resemblance.
- 910
- 00:44:26,710 --> 00:44:31,710
- So, okay, so what are
- the other kinds of...
- 911
- 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,268
- Mermaids?
- 912
- 00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:34,808
- No, actually.
- 913
- 00:44:34,810 --> 00:44:36,223
- But there are reptilians.
- 914
- 00:44:37,371 --> 00:44:39,588
- Dude, come on, man.
- 915
- 00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:42,278
- You've heard of the lizard
- people that live underground?
- 916
- 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,218
- Yeah, I've heard some stories.
- 917
- 00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:47,608
- I've read some stories
- that say the reptilians
- 918
- 00:44:47,610 --> 00:44:51,128
- control our government and
- have secret underground cities.
- 919
- 00:44:51,130 --> 00:44:55,658
- Okay, so what's that story
- about the Denver airport?
- 920
- 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,698
- I've read that there's
- a secret doomsday bunker
- 921
- 00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:59,698
- under the Denver airport.
- 922
- 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:01,088
- Is that true?
- 923
- 00:45:01,090 --> 00:45:02,688
- Yes, I
- believe it is, actually.
- 924
- 00:45:02,690 --> 00:45:04,528
- All right, see, that's cool, all right?
- 925
- 00:45:04,530 --> 00:45:05,948
- I'm gonna look that up when I get home.
- 926
- 00:45:05,950 --> 00:45:07,268
- You should.
- 927
- 00:45:07,270 --> 00:45:10,868
- Okay, so what are the
- other kinds of aliens?
- 928
- 00:45:10,870 --> 00:45:12,768
- Oh my gosh, it doesn't matter.
- 929
- 00:45:12,770 --> 00:45:14,108
- It's not real!
- 930
- 00:45:14,110 --> 00:45:16,388
- Explain to me again why it's so hard
- 931
- 00:45:16,390 --> 00:45:19,888
- for you to believe that aliens
- currently live among us.
- 932
- 00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:20,898
- Because.
- 933
- 00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:23,068
- Entertain the idea just for a minute.
- 934
- 00:45:23,070 --> 00:45:26,128
- Why wouldn't aliens
- currently be living among us,
- 935
- 00:45:26,130 --> 00:45:28,388
- or watching us, or even be hidden
- 936
- 00:45:28,390 --> 00:45:30,413
- in that secret bunker at Area 51?
- 937
- 00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:32,978
- All right.
- 938
- 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,258
- Let's just think about it, all right?
- 939
- 00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:35,860
- Let's think about it in reverse.
- 940
- 00:45:36,740 --> 00:45:39,588
- So you're gonna tell me that
- we can fly to other planets,
- 941
- 00:45:39,590 --> 00:45:41,213
- travel with all this technology,
- 942
- 00:45:42,070 --> 00:45:44,953
- and we're just gonna land
- and just, like, say hey?
- 943
- 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,778
- No, all right?
- 944
- 00:45:47,780 --> 00:45:49,498
- We're gonna send satellites first,
- 945
- 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,278
- we're gonna research, we're gonna learn.
- 946
- 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,618
- You know, we gotta make
- sure it's safe first.
- 947
- 00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:55,310
- And then and only then
- 948
- 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,308
- are we gonna land and meet anyone.
- 949
- 00:45:58,310 --> 00:46:01,648
- Like, it just wouldn't make sense.
- 950
- 00:46:01,650 --> 00:46:04,288
- Yeah, well, what if that's
- exactly what's happening now?
- 951
- 00:46:04,290 --> 00:46:06,458
- What if they're watching us?
- 952
- 00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:08,519
- Then we'd send satellites.
- 953
- 00:46:08,521 --> 00:46:11,378
- Maybe they have.
- 954
- 00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:12,928
- All right, then
- somebody with a telescope
- 955
- 00:46:12,930 --> 00:46:14,628
- would have seen something.
- 956
- 00:46:14,630 --> 00:46:17,498
- I mean, maybe they
- see things all the time.
- 957
- 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:20,668
- Yeah, people probably do
- see things and report it,
- 958
- 00:46:20,670 --> 00:46:22,458
- but the media just makes
- them out to be crazy.
- 959
- 00:46:22,460 --> 00:46:26,768
- Yeah, I mean, if I
- told you I saw an alien,
- 960
- 00:46:26,770 --> 00:46:28,383
- you would have me committed.
- 961
- 00:46:30,029 --> 00:46:31,848
- Look, if they were out there,
- 962
- 00:46:31,850 --> 00:46:33,050
- I think it'd be obvious.
- 963
- 00:46:35,290 --> 00:46:37,563
- Well, looks like we put these two out.
- 964
- 00:46:38,780 --> 00:46:39,723
- I'm gonna turn in.
- 965
- 00:46:40,950 --> 00:46:42,391
- Y'all have a good night.
- 966
- 00:46:42,393 --> 00:46:43,827
- - Night.
- - Night.
- 967
- 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,244
- Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed, too.
- 968
- 00:46:48,246 --> 00:46:49,684
- All right.
- 969
- 00:46:49,686 --> 00:46:51,138
- You gonna put the fire out?
- 970
- 00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:52,448
- Yeah, yeah.
- 971
- 00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:55,020
- Thanks, Mom.
- 972
- 00:47:12,473 --> 00:47:14,364
- Are you doin' okay?
- 973
- 00:47:14,366 --> 00:47:15,199
- Yeah.
- 974
- 00:47:16,327 --> 00:47:18,727
- You weren't out there very long.
- 975
- 00:47:18,729 --> 00:47:20,883
- Yeah, I just wanted
- to look at the stars.
- 976
- 00:47:23,150 --> 00:47:24,853
- You had to
- take a shit, didn't you?
- 977
- 00:47:25,738 --> 00:47:26,571
- Yeah.
- 978
- 00:47:27,748 --> 00:47:28,748
- I knew it.
- 979
- 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,476
- Dammit.
- 980
- 00:47:34,478 --> 00:47:35,811
- Now I gotta pee.
- 981
- 00:48:35,698 --> 00:48:36,531
- Carina!
- 982
- 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,233
- Carina!
- 983
- 00:48:48,938 --> 00:48:50,256
- Carina!
- 984
- 00:48:58,581 --> 00:48:59,412
- What?
- 985
- 00:48:59,414 --> 00:49:01,197
- What's that sound?
- 986
- 00:49:01,199 --> 00:49:02,116
- Isabelle?
- 987
- 00:49:05,103 --> 00:49:07,368
- What the hell is going on?
- 988
- 00:49:07,370 --> 00:49:08,928
- Were you two just?
- 989
- 00:49:08,930 --> 00:49:10,838
- Oh my God, this is not real.
- 990
- 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:12,058
- Look, man, it's not...
- 991
- 00:49:12,060 --> 00:49:13,323
- You shut up!
- 992
- 00:49:14,330 --> 00:49:15,187
- Look, man, you wanna fuck...
- 993
- 00:49:15,189 --> 00:49:17,000
- Desmond, you did this to us!
- 994
- 00:49:17,002 --> 00:49:18,180
- - What did I do?
- - It's your fault!
- 995
- 00:49:18,182 --> 00:49:19,013
- How did I do this?
- 996
- 00:49:19,015 --> 00:49:20,237
- How is this my fault?
- 997
- 00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,068
- You've been treating me like
- shit these past few weeks,
- 998
- 00:49:23,070 --> 00:49:25,005
- never paying any attention to me!
- 999
- 00:49:25,007 --> 00:49:26,828
- You're always on that fucking phone!
- 1000
- 00:49:26,830 --> 00:49:29,208
- Oh, so you screw my cousin!
- 1001
- 00:49:29,210 --> 00:49:30,312
- - This is your justice?
- - Hey!
- 1002
- 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,103
- Chill out, dude!
- 1003
- 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:38,567
- All right? Chill out!
- 1004
- 00:49:43,095 --> 00:49:44,538
- Desmond!
- 1005
- 00:49:44,540 --> 00:49:45,790
- Desmond, it's not safe!
- 1006
- 00:49:49,310 --> 00:49:50,918
- Should we go after him?
- 1007
- 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,470
- I, I, oh my god.
- 1008
- 00:49:58,527 --> 00:50:00,988
- All right, Isabelle, Logan!
- 1009
- 00:50:00,990 --> 00:50:02,228
- All right, we're goin' after him.
- 1010
- 00:50:02,230 --> 00:50:04,838
- Screw that, man, I'm
- not goin' over there now!
- 1011
- 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,408
- Just stay close to me, okay?
- 1012
- 00:50:06,410 --> 00:50:07,317
- We're coming!
- 1013
- 00:50:22,695 --> 00:50:23,526
- That's our car!
- 1014
- 00:50:23,528 --> 00:50:24,359
- Oh my God, Des...
- 1015
- 00:50:24,361 --> 00:50:25,192
- All right, all right, all right.
- 1016
- 00:50:25,194 --> 00:50:27,348
- Everybody just chill out, I'm
- just gonna go check it out.
- 1017
- 00:50:27,350 --> 00:50:28,484
- - Just like two seconds.
- - No, no, no, no.
- 1018
- 00:50:28,486 --> 00:50:29,973
- - I'm gonna come.
- - Me, too!
- 1019
- 00:50:29,975 --> 00:50:31,088
- No, no, no, no, listen.
- 1020
- 00:50:31,090 --> 00:50:32,904
- Stay here, just two seconds,
- I'm gonna be right back.
- 1021
- 00:50:32,906 --> 00:50:34,144
- No, no, I'm not letting you
- 1022
- 00:50:34,146 --> 00:50:35,754
- - go out there alone.
- - Listen, listen!
- 1023
- 00:50:35,756 --> 00:50:36,984
- Listen.
- 1024
- 00:50:36,986 --> 00:50:37,819
- Okay?
- 1025
- 00:50:38,946 --> 00:50:41,656
- If anything happened to you, all right?
- 1026
- 00:50:41,658 --> 00:50:44,736
- I just wouldn't, just two
- seconds, I'll be right back.
- 1027
- 00:50:44,738 --> 00:50:45,571
- All right?
- 1028
- 00:51:50,057 --> 00:51:50,890
- Desmond!
- 1029
- 00:51:54,087 --> 00:51:54,920
- Desmond!
- 1030
- 00:52:15,577 --> 00:52:16,408
- Where's Desmond?
- 1031
- 00:52:16,410 --> 00:52:18,106
- Okay, I couldn't find Desmond.
- 1032
- 00:52:18,108 --> 00:52:21,504
- Look out!
- 1033
- 00:52:33,531 --> 00:52:35,531
- What the hell is that?
- 1034
- 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,617
- John, get back in here!
- 1035
- 00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:41,421
- We're getting outta here.
- 1036
- 00:52:41,423 --> 00:52:42,847
- I'm sorry, Isabelle.
- 1037
- 00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:44,743
- Where'd she go?
- 1038
- 00:52:45,879 --> 00:52:47,197
- I couldn't stop her!
- 1039
- 00:52:48,188 --> 00:52:49,019
- Look, she's over there.
- 1040
- 00:52:49,021 --> 00:52:50,554
- Desmond!
- 1041
- 00:52:50,556 --> 00:52:52,085
- Desmond!
- 1042
- 00:52:53,664 --> 00:52:54,997
- Sniper!
- 1043
- 00:53:01,626 --> 00:53:03,065
- Are we just leaving her?
- 1044
- 00:53:03,067 --> 00:53:04,073
- I'm sorry!
- 1045
- 00:53:05,860 --> 00:53:06,975
- She's gone.
- 1046
- 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,498
- Shit, shit, shit, shit!
- 1047
- 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,978
- All right, calm down, all right?
- 1048
- 00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:40,593
- We just need to figure this out.
- 1049
- 00:53:40,595 --> 00:53:41,578
- Are they gonna come after us?
- 1050
- 00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:42,466
- I don't know.
- 1051
- 00:53:42,468 --> 00:53:44,498
- What are we gonna do now?
- 1052
- 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:46,096
- Okay, we live three hours from here,
- 1053
- 00:53:46,098 --> 00:53:48,598
- so I think we should
- just head back and just...
- 1054
- 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,871
- No, no, no, no, I'm
- callin' the police right now.
- 1055
- 00:53:49,873 --> 00:53:52,478
- If that aircraft really is from Area 51,
- 1056
- 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:53,918
- there's gonna be some government faction
- 1057
- 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,638
- at our door in no time!
- 1058
- 00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,745
- When we get back, I'm
- gonna call Anthony, okay?
- 1059
- 00:53:57,747 --> 00:53:58,848
- All right?
- 1060
- 00:53:58,850 --> 00:54:00,200
- He's gonna know what to do.
- 1061
- 00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:35,414
- Where are we?
- 1062
- 00:54:35,416 --> 00:54:36,514
- What are we doing?
- 1063
- 00:54:36,516 --> 00:54:38,765
- Okay, this is the back
- of our house, all right?
- 1064
- 00:54:38,767 --> 00:54:40,815
- We're just gonna have to hop
- the gate to get in there.
- 1065
- 00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:49,550
- You good?
- 1066
- 00:54:49,552 --> 00:54:51,219
- - Yeah.
- - All right.
- 1067
- 00:54:59,810 --> 00:55:01,388
- Freeze, put your hands in the air,
- 1068
- 00:55:01,390 --> 00:55:02,648
- and turn around and face us.
- 1069
- 00:55:02,650 --> 00:55:04,128
- All of you.
- 1070
- 00:55:04,130 --> 00:55:06,298
- - Don't say a word.
- - Turn around.
- 1071
- 00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:07,950
- Come on, now, all right?
- 1072
- 00:55:09,913 --> 00:55:11,008
- Did you find it?
- 1073
- 00:55:11,010 --> 00:55:12,368
- No.
- 1074
- 00:55:12,370 --> 00:55:13,203
- It's not here.
- 1075
- 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:15,926
- Go ahead, bring them in.
- 1076
- 00:55:23,818 --> 00:55:25,198
- All right, listen up!
- 1077
- 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,147
- One of you assholes took
- something from the wreckage,
- 1078
- 00:55:28,149 --> 00:55:28,980
- and we need it back.
- 1079
- 00:55:28,982 --> 00:55:30,288
- We didn't steal shit, asshole!
- 1080
- 00:55:30,290 --> 00:55:31,121
- - I will shoot you!
- - Shut up.
- 1081
- 00:55:31,123 --> 00:55:32,098
- - Hey, easy.
- - Shut up.
- 1082
- 00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:33,398
- This is illegal, all right?
- 1083
- 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,914
- We didn't do a damn thing,
- 1084
- 00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:36,118
- and I have rights!
- 1085
- 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:36,951
- I'll do it!
- 1086
- 00:55:36,953 --> 00:55:38,168
- Just give me a reason.
- 1087
- 00:55:38,170 --> 00:55:39,888
- Bring it on, asshole, all right?
- 1088
- 00:55:39,890 --> 00:55:41,028
- I'm gonna sue you and you.
- 1089
- 00:55:41,030 --> 00:55:43,363
- You're both goin' down, you piece of shit!
- 1090
- 00:55:44,665 --> 00:55:45,496
- What the hell?
- 1091
- 00:55:45,498 --> 00:55:46,329
- He pissed me off!
- 1092
- 00:55:46,331 --> 00:55:47,692
- I told you to calm down!
- 1093
- 00:55:49,484 --> 00:55:50,791
- It's okay.
- 1094
- 00:55:50,793 --> 00:55:52,223
- It's okay, it's okay.
- 1095
- 00:55:53,570 --> 00:55:55,240
- - You want some, too, bitch?
- - No, no, no, no.
- 1096
- 00:55:55,242 --> 00:55:56,239
- No, no.
- 1097
- 00:55:57,651 --> 00:55:59,301
- Stop, no, no, please!
- 1098
- 00:55:59,303 --> 00:56:00,509
- No, stop!
- 1099
- 00:56:00,511 --> 00:56:02,218
- Right here, right now!
- 1100
- 00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:04,578
- Come on, this is not
- what we talked about.
- 1101
- 00:56:04,580 --> 00:56:05,418
- It's okay.
- 1102
- 00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:06,253
- It's okay.
- 1103
- 00:56:15,198 --> 00:56:16,848
- We're lookin' for one of these.
- 1104
- 00:56:20,230 --> 00:56:21,813
- Came off the ship that crashed.
- 1105
- 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:25,427
- I think you know where one is.
- 1106
- 00:56:27,390 --> 00:56:28,660
- Oh, so you do know!
- 1107
- 00:56:31,510 --> 00:56:32,411
- Shoot her.
- 1108
- 00:56:32,413 --> 00:56:33,647
- Ah, no!
- 1109
- 00:56:33,649 --> 00:56:34,480
- No!
- 1110
- 00:56:34,482 --> 00:56:35,315
- No!
- 1111
- 00:56:37,650 --> 00:56:38,946
- So you're
- gonna be reasonable now.
- 1112
- 00:56:38,948 --> 00:56:40,381
- So you have it?
- 1113
- 00:56:40,383 --> 00:56:41,988
- It's in my back pocket!
- 1114
- 00:56:41,990 --> 00:56:42,878
- It's in my back pocket, all right?
- 1115
- 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,178
- Wait, just let me get it.
- 1116
- 00:56:44,180 --> 00:56:45,011
- Okay?
- 1117
- 00:56:45,013 --> 00:56:46,298
- - It's in my back pocket.
- - Give it up.
- 1118
- 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,239
- Now.
- 1119
- 00:56:47,241 --> 00:56:48,324
- Okay, okay.
- 1120
- 00:56:55,776 --> 00:56:56,958
- All right, it musta fallen out!
- 1121
- 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,528
- Aim.
- 1122
- 00:56:58,530 --> 00:57:00,331
- I musta just lost
- it, I musta just lost it.
- 1123
- 00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:01,189
- Fire!
- 1124
- 00:57:07,813 --> 00:57:08,980
- What?
- 1125
- 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:17,793
- Drop it.
- 1126
- 00:57:19,710 --> 00:57:20,543
- Drop it.
- 1127
- 00:57:22,650 --> 00:57:24,483
- I said, drop it.
- 1128
- 00:57:27,650 --> 00:57:28,493
- Kick it to me.
- 1129
- 00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:33,970
- Let's lose the holster as well.
- 1130
- 00:57:36,350 --> 00:57:38,148
- I'm Detective Anthony Barker.
- 1131
- 00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:39,258
- Well, good for you.
- 1132
- 00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:40,983
- I don't give two shits.
- 1133
- 00:57:43,670 --> 00:57:45,398
- Is this what you signed up for, huh?
- 1134
- 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,758
- To kill innocent people?
- 1135
- 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,988
- I'm just doin' my job
- and followin' orders.
- 1136
- 00:57:48,990 --> 00:57:51,840
- None of your business, so shut up.
- 1137
- 00:57:51,842 --> 00:57:53,728
- What're you, a mindless monkey?
- 1138
- 00:57:53,730 --> 00:57:55,403
- I said shut up!
- 1139
- 00:57:56,460 --> 00:57:58,308
- I'm sorry, I was never a good listener.
- 1140
- 00:57:58,310 --> 00:57:59,208
- Okay?
- 1141
- 00:57:59,210 --> 00:58:02,368
- How 'bout we let you get
- what you're lookin' for,
- 1142
- 00:58:02,370 --> 00:58:03,308
- you go about your business,
- 1143
- 00:58:03,310 --> 00:58:06,110
- and we act like this never
- happened and forget about it?
- 1144
- 00:58:07,710 --> 00:58:09,083
- That ain't gonna happen.
- 1145
- 00:58:10,450 --> 00:58:11,283
- Well,
- 1146
- 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,344
- that's too bad.
- 1147
- 00:59:32,251 --> 00:59:34,188
- I can't see!
- 1148
- 00:59:37,712 --> 00:59:38,712
- I can't see!
- 1149
- 00:59:42,843 --> 00:59:44,589
- Oh, my ears!
- 1150
- 00:59:50,072 --> 00:59:51,405
- Oh, I can't see!
- 1151
- 01:00:01,881 --> 01:00:03,804
- Get off me!
- 1152
- 01:00:06,286 --> 01:00:08,343
- Oh, my ears!
- 1153
- 01:00:23,843 --> 01:00:25,878
- What happened to him?
- 1154
- 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,848
- The flash grenade must
- have blew his eardrums out.
- 1155
- 01:00:27,850 --> 01:00:29,128
- Oh my God.
- 1156
- 01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:30,088
- John!
- 1157
- 01:00:30,090 --> 01:00:31,118
- He can't hear you, okay?
- 1158
- 01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:31,951
- We need to go.
- 1159
- 01:00:31,953 --> 01:00:34,578
- Look, get the thing they're
- after and I'll help John.
- 1160
- 01:00:34,580 --> 01:00:35,411
- Okay.
- 1161
- 01:00:35,413 --> 01:00:36,413
- John, hold on, okay?
- 1162
- 01:00:39,007 --> 01:00:41,611
- I got you, bud.
- 1163
- 01:02:04,826 --> 01:02:06,136
- 'Rina.
- 1164
- 01:02:06,138 --> 01:02:06,971
- Carina.
- 1165
- 01:02:12,658 --> 01:02:13,491
- Carina.
- 1166
- 01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:19,875
- Carina.
- 1167
- 01:02:23,767 --> 01:02:24,598
- Carina.
- 1168
- 01:02:27,224 --> 01:02:28,057
- Stay away!
- 1169
- 01:02:31,546 --> 01:02:32,736
- Stay away!
- 1170
- 01:02:32,738 --> 01:02:34,435
- Stay away from my house.
- 1171
- 01:02:43,588 --> 01:02:44,421
- Stop!
- 1172
- 01:02:46,068 --> 01:02:46,901
- Stop!
- 1173
- 01:02:49,827 --> 01:02:50,660
- Don't.
- 1174
- 01:02:52,216 --> 01:02:53,049
- Don't.
- 1175
- 01:02:54,605 --> 01:02:55,702
- Stop.
- 1176
- 01:02:55,704 --> 01:02:56,537
- Stop!
- 1177
- 01:03:31,256 --> 01:03:32,089
- Carina.
- 1178
- 01:03:39,248 --> 01:03:40,081
- Carina.
- 1179
- 01:03:41,656 --> 01:03:43,105
- I love you.
- 1180
- 01:03:43,107 --> 01:03:44,248
- I love you, too.
- 1181
- 01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:46,116
- I knew right then that
- she was the one for me.
- 1182
- 01:03:46,118 --> 01:03:49,514
- I mean, it was like, it was
- as if time had stood still.
- 1183
- 01:03:49,516 --> 01:03:50,468
- Forever.
- 1184
- 01:03:50,470 --> 01:03:52,637
- Forever and more.
- 1185
- 01:03:57,777 --> 01:03:59,444
- Carina.
- 1186
- 01:04:01,599 --> 01:04:02,432
- Carina.
- 1187
- 01:04:47,990 --> 01:04:48,821
- Carina.
- 1188
- 01:04:48,823 --> 01:04:50,366
- Hey, hey, what happened?
- 1189
- 01:04:50,368 --> 01:04:51,199
- What happened?
- 1190
- 01:04:51,201 --> 01:04:52,395
- Carina!
- 1191
- 01:04:52,397 --> 01:04:54,035
- You're okay.
- 1192
- 01:04:54,037 --> 01:04:55,263
- You're okay.
- 1193
- 01:04:55,265 --> 01:04:57,686
- Carina, tell me what happened.
- 1194
- 01:04:57,688 --> 01:04:59,898
- Hey, you're okay, Carina.
- 1195
- 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:00,731
- Oh, wow.
- 1196
- 01:05:00,733 --> 01:05:03,313
- And there's
- the welcoming committee.
- 1197
- 01:05:03,315 --> 01:05:04,171
- Be nice.
- 1198
- 01:05:04,173 --> 01:05:07,120
- I haven't even said anything yet.
- 1199
- 01:05:07,122 --> 01:05:08,400
- - Hi!
- - Hey!
- 1200
- 01:05:08,402 --> 01:05:09,897
- Hey!
- 1201
- 01:05:09,899 --> 01:05:11,321
- - How are you?
- - You made it!
- 1202
- 01:05:11,323 --> 01:05:12,527
- I did!
- 1203
- 01:05:12,529 --> 01:05:13,739
- Hello, how are you?
- 1204
- 01:05:13,741 --> 01:05:14,845
- Good!
- 1205
- 01:05:14,847 --> 01:05:15,680
- Hi!
- 1206
- 01:05:18,674 --> 01:05:19,505
- Goin' in for the hug, okay.
- 1207
- 01:05:19,507 --> 01:05:20,888
- You remember
- my boyfriend Desmond?
- 1208
- 01:05:20,890 --> 01:05:22,818
- - Yeah.
- - Glad you all could make it.
- 1209
- 01:05:22,820 --> 01:05:25,378
- This is his cousin Logan,
- he's visiting from Florida.
- 1210
- 01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:27,068
- Oh, what're you doin' up this way?
- 1211
- 01:05:27,070 --> 01:05:29,908
- You know, anything to
- get away from the parents.
- 1212
- 01:05:29,910 --> 01:05:31,098
- You're still in college?
- 1213
- 01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:33,108
- Workin' on my PhD.
- 1214
- 01:05:33,110 --> 01:05:35,588
- Logan's gonna be a
- doctor of microbiology.
- 1215
- 01:05:35,590 --> 01:05:37,108
- Very impressive.
- 1216
- 01:05:37,110 --> 01:05:37,943
- Thank you.
- 1217
- 01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:41,898
- Well, I'm hungry.
- 1218
- 01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:42,731
- - Anyone else?
- - Me, too.
- 1219
- 01:05:42,733 --> 01:05:43,977
- - Yeah?
- - Let's go!
- 1220
- 01:05:56,990 --> 01:05:58,948
- Don't go! Please, stay!
- 1221
- 01:05:58,950 --> 01:06:00,725
- - Listen, back up!
- - Please, don't go!
- 1222
- 01:06:00,727 --> 01:06:02,256
- Back up, dude!
- 1223
- 01:06:02,258 --> 01:06:04,305
- - Stay, stay!
- - Back, back up!
- 1224
- 01:06:04,307 --> 01:06:05,756
- - Please, stay, stay!
- - Calm down!
- 1225
- 01:06:05,758 --> 01:06:06,589
- Calm down!
- 1226
- 01:06:06,591 --> 01:06:08,100
- Back, back up, man!
- 1227
- 01:06:08,102 --> 01:06:09,291
- Back, back up!
- 1228
- 01:06:09,293 --> 01:06:11,043
- Stay!
- 1229
- 01:06:27,534 --> 01:06:28,718
- John, what happened?
- 1230
- 01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:30,473
- There's just
- some crazy guy back there.
- 1231
- 01:06:30,475 --> 01:06:32,088
- Okay.
- 1232
- 01:06:32,090 --> 01:06:32,921
- He was just yellin' at me,
- 1233
- 01:06:32,923 --> 01:06:34,648
- I don't know what was up.
- 1234
- 01:06:34,650 --> 01:06:35,690
- - What?
- - Let's go kick his ass!
- 1235
- 01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:37,021
- - Logan!
- - Logan, Logan.
- 1236
- 01:06:37,023 --> 01:06:37,854
- Logan!
- 1237
- 01:06:37,856 --> 01:06:38,688
- Logan!
- 1238
- 01:06:38,690 --> 01:06:39,748
- Come on, let's just get outta here!
- 1239
- 01:06:39,750 --> 01:06:40,705
- Come on!
- 1240
- 01:06:40,707 --> 01:06:41,538
- Are you sure you're okay?
- 1241
- 01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:42,918
- - Dude!
- - Yeah, I'm fine, all right?
- 1242
- 01:06:54,027 --> 01:06:55,798
- Okay, so I didn't change completely.
- 1243
- 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:56,631
- Okay.
- 1244
- 01:06:56,633 --> 01:06:58,218
- Earplugs,
- 1245
- 01:06:58,220 --> 01:07:00,108
- okay, blood on the earplugs,
- 1246
- 01:07:00,110 --> 01:07:01,398
- time travel.
- 1247
- 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,748
- Okay, time travel.
- 1248
- 01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:06,328
- I didn't change 'cause of the earplugs.
- 1249
- 01:07:06,330 --> 01:07:07,498
- Okay, earplugs.
- 1250
- 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:08,918
- Blood.
- 1251
- 01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,450
- Wait a minute, no, no.
- 1252
- 01:07:10,452 --> 01:07:12,813
- No, John and Carina.
- 1253
- 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:15,158
- Are they changing?
- 1254
- 01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:16,731
- Possible change.
- 1255
- 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:19,128
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
- 1256
- 01:07:19,130 --> 01:07:21,258
- Okay, no, let me think, let me think.
- 1257
- 01:07:21,260 --> 01:07:22,278
- What?
- 1258
- 01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:23,228
- Oh.
- 1259
- 01:07:23,230 --> 01:07:24,278
- What?
- 1260
- 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:26,598
- You gotta get this, Anthony.
- 1261
- 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:27,447
- Okay.
- 1262
- 01:08:03,664 --> 01:08:05,378
- Was that an explosion?
- 1263
- 01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:06,630
- Desmond, it's not safe!
- 1264
- 01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:11,788
- Do we go after him?
- 1265
- 01:08:11,790 --> 01:08:14,927
- I, oh my God.
- 1266
- 01:08:16,850 --> 01:08:18,268
- All right.
- 1267
- 01:08:18,270 --> 01:08:19,101
- Isabelle, Logan!
- 1268
- 01:08:19,103 --> 01:08:20,868
- All right, we're goin' after him.
- 1269
- 01:08:20,870 --> 01:08:22,908
- Screw that, man, I'm
- not goin' over there now!
- 1270
- 01:08:22,910 --> 01:08:24,448
- Just stay close to me, okay?
- 1271
- 01:08:24,450 --> 01:08:25,353
- We're coming!
- 1272
- 01:08:31,630 --> 01:08:33,228
- Hello?
- 1273
- 01:08:33,230 --> 01:08:34,440
- Can anyone hear me?
- 1274
- 01:08:49,504 --> 01:08:51,087
- Can anyone hear me?
- 1275
- 01:09:09,072 --> 01:09:09,903
- Hold on.
- 1276
- 01:09:21,549 --> 01:09:23,147
- Help!
- 1277
- 01:09:23,149 --> 01:09:24,454
- Help!
- 1278
- 01:09:24,456 --> 01:09:25,717
- Help!
- 1279
- 01:09:25,719 --> 01:09:27,469
- Please, make it stop!
- 1280
- 01:09:29,690 --> 01:09:32,186
- - Make it stop!
- - I'm sorry!
- 1281
- 01:09:32,188 --> 01:09:34,208
- I can't take it!
- 1282
- 01:09:39,764 --> 01:09:40,847
- Make it stop!
- 1283
- 01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:21,363
- All right, listen up!
- 1284
- 01:10:21,365 --> 01:10:24,648
- One of you assholes took
- something from the wreckage.
- 1285
- 01:10:24,650 --> 01:10:26,298
- - We didn't steal shit, man!
- - No!
- 1286
- 01:10:26,300 --> 01:10:28,040
- - I'll shoot!
- - Easy.
- 1287
- 01:10:28,042 --> 01:10:29,168
- This is illegal, all right?
- 1288
- 01:10:29,170 --> 01:10:30,948
- We didn't do a damn thing.
- 1289
- 01:10:30,950 --> 01:10:32,178
- I have rights!
- 1290
- 01:10:32,180 --> 01:10:33,138
- I'll do it!
- 1291
- 01:10:33,140 --> 01:10:34,058
- Just give me a reason.
- 1292
- 01:10:34,060 --> 01:10:34,891
- He will.
- 1293
- 01:10:34,893 --> 01:10:36,368
- Yeah, bring it on, asshole!
- 1294
- 01:10:36,370 --> 01:10:37,201
- I dare you, all right?
- 1295
- 01:10:37,203 --> 01:10:38,034
- I'm gonna sue you!
- 1296
- 01:10:38,036 --> 01:10:40,158
- You're goin' down, you piece of shit!
- 1297
- 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:05,913
- Drop it.
- 1298
- 01:11:08,059 --> 01:11:08,892
- Drop it.
- 1299
- 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,130
- I said drop it.
- 1300
- 01:11:15,710 --> 01:11:18,937
- How 'bout we let you get
- what you're lookin' for,
- 1301
- 01:11:18,939 --> 01:11:19,818
- you go about your business,
- 1302
- 01:11:19,820 --> 01:11:22,553
- and we act like this never
- happened and forget about it.
- 1303
- 01:11:24,258 --> 01:11:27,127
- That ain't gonna happen.
- 1304
- 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,358
- That's too bad.
- 1305
- 01:12:25,281 --> 01:12:26,114
- Oh!
- 1306
- 01:12:37,836 --> 01:12:38,914
- John.
- 1307
- 01:12:38,916 --> 01:12:39,749
- John!
- 1308
- 01:12:40,968 --> 01:12:43,217
- John!
- 1309
- 01:12:44,052 --> 01:12:45,246
- No!
- 1310
- 01:12:45,248 --> 01:12:46,115
- John, no.
- 1311
- 01:12:47,037 --> 01:12:47,870
- No, John.
- 1312
- 01:12:48,712 --> 01:12:49,545
- No, baby.
- 1313
- 01:12:51,443 --> 01:12:52,870
- No, no.
- 1314
- 01:12:52,872 --> 01:12:53,705
- No.
- 1315
- 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:55,593
- No.
- 1316
- 01:12:56,789 --> 01:12:57,622
- John.
- 1317
- 01:13:13,189 --> 01:13:15,368
- Why are you doing this?
- 1318
- 01:13:15,370 --> 01:13:16,507
- To fix it.
- 1319
- 01:13:21,370 --> 01:13:22,928
- Is it done?
- 1320
- 01:13:22,930 --> 01:13:24,108
- It is.
- 1321
- 01:13:24,110 --> 01:13:25,583
- Only took five tries.
- 1322
- 01:14:07,850 --> 01:14:12,850
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