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You both like dad.

Stranger: hi

You: h'ello

Stranger: you a dad?

You: the daddiest dad, child

You: i'll impart to you my wisdoms

Stranger: iill be a dad in sept

Stranger: its a girl

Stranger: im pretty excited

You: oh hell yeah!!!

You: did you get a name?

Stranger: arguing over it now

Stranger: how old are ya, and what country are ya from

Stranger: so i can run my favorites by you

You: im american with asian background, throw those names at me

Stranger: alexis mackenzie

Stranger: hows that

You: i know a lot of people like makenzie as a name

You: alexis is a good unisex name

Stranger: how old are you, so i can see if this will make sense

You: i am joking i am not a dad im just an average dude being dudes. im 23

Stranger: lol,

Stranger: why the dad tag

Stranger: alex mack mean anything to you?

You: i was trying to harass perverted old men for their money

Stranger: was a 1990s nickelodeon show

Stranger: lol

Stranger: smooth

Stranger: ever work?

You: not really no. but now im invested in your naming . whats the other options

Stranger: it was a good show, im 32 so yeah, dont expect you to know it

Stranger: riley

Stranger: could call her riley coyote

You: oh i get THAT reference. thats also a good name

Stranger: yeah i like that one

Stranger: im gonna press for that

Stranger: but wife might not like it

You: shhhh you dont have to tell her about that

Stranger: haha

You: i knew a girl named riley. she was really fun to be around. so i would say thats a good name

You: also you dont run into a lot of rileys

Stranger: its the girls name from inside out

You: AND WHEN SHES OLD ENOUGH you can show her the cartoon and said it was made for her

Stranger: haha

Stranger: do they not show looney toons anymore?

You: they don't. time for you to invest in the box set.

You: for movie nights

Stranger: classics

Stranger: i should buy those

You: did you already get a room ready. are you preapared for a good time

Stranger: we bought a house that had a kids room

Stranger: so we just stored old junk in it

Stranger: and havent painted it

Stranger: its yellow

Stranger: figured it would leave it, since yellow is gender neutral anyway

You: you could also do green. its nice to look at. I used to have a house painted baby blue, I have fond memories of it

Stranger: you a guy or gal?

Stranger: dont super care what color my daughters room is

Stranger: she can choose when shes old enough to tell me

Stranger: until then, yellow works fine

You: good idea. thumbs up.

You: still fighting about that name?

Stranger: not fighting

Stranger: good hearted arguing

You: still good hearted arguing about that name? what name does she like?

Stranger: addison

Stranger: but our last name ends in "sen" so it will rhyme and sound dumb

You: oh yeah, you don't want rhyming name. how would you say that name?

You: does it sound like Edison?

Stranger: the name is the first of 10,000 ways you can fuck up a kids life, its a lot of pressure

Stranger: sounds like albertson

Stranger: addison albertsobn

Stranger: dumb right

You: that's why you wanna go with a name with 0 connotation that sounds very neutral

Stranger: exactly

You: good sense, my dude. your names were good

Stranger: its not wednesday

Stranger: get that shit outta here

Stranger has disconnected.