Akamine Yuuna no Shou 1-3N

Akamine Yuuna no Shou 1-3N

[Dorm]

Kir: Can't have a welcoming party without a feast, can we? I've got the money, let's go shopping.

Ren: A proposal concerning that: leave the cooking to Miroku.

Aka: Miroku-san said that and started cooking, but I'm surprised by how trained her movements look.

Ren: Heh. The Miroku meal is both delicious and nutritionally balanced. Just you wait.

Kir: Can't judge people by their looks, eh. But wait. This can still end with the thing tasting bad, right?

Aka: B-But her knife speed is incredible. And it's starting to smell good.

Kir: Hmm, well this'll be a treat no matter how it ends up. So, what's gonna happen?

Ren: It is done. If you measured it in numbers, the Miroku meal would score 5.67 billion points in taste. Have a try.

Aka: Whoa! I don't think I've ever had komatsuna this good. [1]

Kir: You made a ton of different sushi rolls too. They're cute and the variety doesn't let you get bored. Good job.

Ren: Kiryu. In this dorm we will have to cook on our own to some extent, right?

Kir: I s'pose. There'll be breakfast at the canteen in the morning, though.

Mir: Miroku's shown you her skills. And so, Miroku will be doing all the cooking in this room from now on. Akamine Yuuna, any objections?

Aka: Eh, really? I-It kind of feels like you're going to be doing everything.

Kir: It doesn't feel like it, she is.

Aka: I can't just let you do everything. I'll help out where I can.

Ren: Heh, a commendable attitude. Yuuna, I like how quick you are to understand.

Aka: (It kind of makes my heart beat faster when she stares at me like that.)

Kir: Now that we're done with our food, want to play some games to deepen our friendship? Miroku, bet you're good at games too.

Ren: Obviously, Miroku is good at them. Miroku excels at 5.67 billion things.

Kir: Do you like that number because your surname means "Maitreya"? Now that's funny. [2]

Kir: Then you'll have to do what I say if I win, alright?

Ren: Heh, so be it. Then if Miroku wins, you'll have to do what she says.

Kir: Yeah, that's natural. So, what are you gonna make me do? 100 gags in a row? Don't bother, I'll do that on my own.

Ren: Miroku transferred here, you know? This calls for an autograph session.

Ren: And you will arrange it then.

Kir: T-This is a fight I can't lose no matter what.

Kir: Alright, full house! I win! I'm confident in this, y'know? I'm good at gambling too.

Ren: Mrgh, how could Miroku keep losing like this?

Aka: It's impressive that you got a flush, though.

Kir: From now on, you're going to be addressing me with "-san".

Kir: And speak politely. Got that, Rokku?

Aka: Ooh, great job, Shizu-senpai! You won her politeness!

Ren: It was a promise so there's... there is no choice, Shizu-san. But you turned Miroku into Rokku just now, didn't you? Well, that's fine.

Aka: We're the same age, so is it okay to give you a nickname instead of saying "Miroku-san"? You're Renge, so how about Renchi?

Ren: Renchi? Sounds like a tool.

Aka: You don't like it?

Ren: Fine.

Kir: Is it!?
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Notes:
1 - Komatsuna - leafy green from the same species as napa cabbage, bok choy and turnip.
2 - In Buddhism, Maitreya is a messianic figure that will come 5.67 billion years after Gautama Buddha.