http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/

ooh you're a poor sport
disombobulationtastic
It might give us--what?--some flowers soon?

https://archive.foolz.us/tv/thread/37342355/#37343755

gary numan
hesse
rilke
brecht
heine

http://pastebin.com/qVZk8PxX
http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/15jpvg/til_michael_bays_response_to_his_critics_opinions/
http://boards.4chan.org/tv/res/37348789

gift cards make no sense in utilitarian terms