bigPandemonium

[08:35] -- bigPandemonium [BP] began pestering birdDave [BD] at 08:35 --
[08:35] BP: yo.
[08:35] BD: sup
[08:35] BP: so, a birdy dave huh?
[08:35] BP: i've seen many daves in my life
[08:35] BP: but not a birdy one
[08:35] BD: well what about davesprite
[08:35] BP: ...
[08:35] BD: were about equally birdy
[08:35] BP: you got me there buddy
[08:35] BD: damn right i did
[08:35] BP: true dat man
[08:36] BP: heheh
[08:37] BD: funny thing though the davesprite created in my session is even birdier than the rest
[08:37] BP: pfft hehe
[08:37] BP: true true
[08:38] BP: so, watcha doin'?
[08:38] BD: i mean what do you get when you take a guy whos half bird and mis him with another bird
[08:38] BD: 3/4th bird?
[08:38] BP: yeah
[08:38] BD: or is it 2/3rds?
[08:38] BD: fuck math
[08:38] BP: i wouldn't know
[08:38] BP: xD
[08:38] BP: yeah, i hate maths
[08:38] BP: never understood it
[08:39] BP: if i had a time machine, i'd kill the guy that created maths in the first placwe
[08:39] BP: *place
[08:39] BD: i had a slow start on my maths
[08:39] BP: i never learnt it
[08:39] BP: :D
[08:39] BD: learned my first maths from a show called look around you
[08:39] BP: never heard of it
[08:39] -- bigPandemonium [BP] takes a swig of coke --
[08:39] BD: i learned later in life that the show was a parody of educational tv
[08:40] BD: and everything on it was a joke and untrue
[08:40] BP: ain't that ALL educating shows?
[08:40] BD: nah
[08:40] BD: sesame street was p tight
[08:40] BP: true dat man
[08:40] BP: my whole childhood
[08:40] BP: xD
[08:41] BD: it took me a while to figure out big bird was a puppet
[08:41] BD: fucked it up for me
[08:41] BP: me too
[08:41] BD: couldnt watch after that
[08:41] BP: my brother spoiled it
[08:41] BP: when i was five...
[08:42] BP: strifed with him after that
[08:42] BP: xD
[08:42] BD: i legit thought for a while oh shit theres someone else thats a giant goddamn talking bird
[08:42] BD: lolno puppet
[08:42] BD: fuck you jim henson
[08:42] BP: hehehe
[08:43] BP: i found out that Elmo was voice acted by a black dude
[08:43] BD: holy shit
[08:43] BP: jez, i thought it was a girl but naww
[08:43] BP: i know
[08:43] BP: that was my reaction
[08:43] BD: i thought it was voiced by a midget
[08:43] -- bigPandemonium [BP] takes another swig of coke --
[08:43] BP: me too
[08:43] BP: or a five year old
[08:43] BD: nah definitely not an actual kid
[08:44] BD: elmo had that reeally fake ass kid voice
[08:44] BP: xD
[08:44] BP: true
[08:44] BD: that adults playing kids use
[08:44] BP: yeah
[08:44] BP: whose the guy called with the rubber ducky?
[08:44] BP: and his room mate?
[08:44] BP: what were they called?
[08:46] BD: oh man
[08:46] BD: fuckin
[08:46] BD: bert and ernie
[08:46] BP: yeah
[08:46] BP: a bunch of gay peeps thought THEY were gay for eachother
[08:46] BP: and begged the guys that MADE sesame street to make Bert and Ernie GAY
[08:47] BP: i mean what the actual fuck NO.
[08:47] BP: its a friggen kids show
[08:47] BD: hey yo calm down
[08:47] BP: ok ok
[08:47] BP: just sayin'
[08:47] BD: no offense dude but kids have bpeople being heterosexual all over kids shows all the time
[08:47] BD: people*
[08:47] BP: ohh i see
[08:47] BP: ok
[08:47] BD: i mean whats the difference between that and having homosexual people on the kids tv
[08:48] BP: i dunno
[08:48] BP: makes the kids HOMO? i guess??
[08:48] BP: i dunno
[08:48] BD: haha fat chance
[08:48] BP: xD true
[08:48] BD: seeing the gay doesnt make people gay
[08:48] BP: ok
[08:48] BD: just like seeing the straight shit doesnt make gay people straight
[08:48] BD: shit just dont work like that
[08:48] BP: ok..i get yo point
[08:49] BP: ok now i get it
[08:49] BP: thanks for the POV man
[08:49] BD: no prob
[08:49] BD: just all for that fuckin equality shit you know
[08:50] -- bigPandemonium [BP] brofists --
[08:50] BP: ok then dude
[08:50] BP: welp i gotta go now
[08:50] BP: wait
[08:51] BP: forget about it
[08:51] BD: k
[08:51] BP: so, whats happening?
[08:51] BP: like right now, as we speak?
[08:52] BD: im drinking coffee
[08:52] BD: and watching netflix
[08:52] BP: what is that?
[08:52] BP: Netflix?
[08:52] BP: what does it do? i've heard it SO many times
[08:52] BP: but i don't know what it is
[08:53] BD: oh well like
[08:53] BD: its like a library
[08:53] BP: ok
[08:53] BD: for tv shows and movies
[08:53] BD: but its online
[08:53] BP: ok
[08:53] BP: for FREEEE?
[08:53] BD: and you pay a monthly subscription for it
[08:53] BD: nah
[08:53] BP: ...
[08:53] BP: wow...
[08:53] BP: never going on THAT
[08:54] BD: but the thing is
[08:54] BP: i hate online paid memberships
[08:54] BD: unlike libraries that only let you rent so many things at a time
[08:54] BD: for a limited amount of time
[08:54] BD: youve literally got
[08:54] BD: hundreds of movies
[08:54] BD: and thousands of tv shows
[08:54] BD: that you can watch at any time
[08:54] BD: anywhere
[08:54] BD: as long as you have internet
[08:54] BP: maybe i'll think about it
[08:54] BP: maybe
[08:54] BP: one day...
[08:55] BD: my bro pays for it
[08:55] BP: my bro is never here
[08:55] BD: sucks to be you
[08:55] BP: only two months he's gone..
[08:55] BP: and then spends two hours at home
[08:55] BP: and nicks off again to whatever he's doin
[08:55] BD: sounds like a deadbeat
[08:55] BD: tough luck
[08:55] BP: i know
[08:55] BP: sigh...
[08:56] -- bigPandemonium [BP] keeps drinking that coke --
[08:58] BP: brb dude
[08:58] BD: aight
[09:02] BP: aight back man
[09:02] BD: sweet
[09:02] BP: so, since your birdy dave...
[09:02] BD: uh huh
[09:02] BP: means you've got birdy features
[09:02] BP: right?
[09:02] BD: wow you must be a genius
[09:02] BP: snrk
[09:02] BP: nah
[09:02] BP: its the fanfics i read about you
[09:03] BD: dude
[09:03] BP: and da fanart
[09:03] BD: gross
[09:03] BP: nah
[09:03] BP: straight
[09:03] BD: dude
[09:03] BP: ONLY STRAIGHT
[09:03] BD: gross
[09:03] BP: ...
[09:03] BP: don't you know when a joke is comming at yo face bro?
[09:03] BP: pfft
[09:03] BP: hehehe
[09:04] BD: jeeze now i know how the actors from popular movies and tv shows and shit feel
[09:04] BP: yep
[09:04] BP: hek, their even got a whole blog about you
[09:04] BP: but sometimes it has weird shit on it
[09:04] -- bigPandemonium [BP] shivers at the thought --
[09:04] BD: wow uh ok then
[09:04] BD: ill keep that in mind
[09:05] BD: and stay away from all my creepy adoring fans
[09:05] BP: yep
[09:05] BP: do that
[09:05] BD: i mean yeah i recognize that im amazing and handsome and whatever
[09:05] BD: but damn
[09:05] BD: calm your tits peeps
[09:05] BP: they even..ugh..hook you up with someone
[09:05] BP: what was it they called it?
[09:05] BP: hmm...
[09:05] BD: oh fuck no
[09:05] BD: i think we should change the topic
[09:06] BP: oh, yeah, the fans call it a "ship"
[09:06] BP: YEAH
[09:06] BP: uhhh...but to what?
[09:06] BP: i gots nothin on me
[09:06] BD: you ever watch a show called doctor who
[09:06] BD: this crazy british show
[09:06] BP: yeah?
[09:06] BD: sci fi
[09:06] BD: about like
[09:06] BP: i know
[09:06] BD: time travel and aliens and shit
[09:06] BD: fuckin nuts
[09:06] BP: i know
[09:06] BP: thats why i stoped watchin it
[09:07] BP: YESTERDAY
[09:07] BD: nah i like it
[09:07] BP: ok, thats your opinion
[09:07] BP: can't fight with that bro
[09:07] BD: gets a lot of things pretty right about time travel at least
[09:07] BD: i should know
[09:07] BP: i like BBC Sherlock
[09:07] BD: i aint watched that
[09:07] BP: awsme crime show ever
[09:07] BD: dw is the only brit show i watch
[09:08] BD: watching it on netflix atm actually
[09:08] BP: i only watch BBC sherlock
[09:08] BP: i have to wait for the next season next year
[09:08] BP: i got a friend that can download them for me
[09:08] BD: sweet
[09:08] BP: i know
[09:08] -- bigPandemonium [BP] can of coke is finished --
[09:09] BP: why is the coke ALWAYS gone?
[09:09] BP: why??
[09:09] BD: lame joke 2/10 points
[09:09] BP: heheh,
[09:09] BP: more like a bad pun
[09:09] BP: "how ba-a-a-ad can i be?"
[09:09] BP: xD
[09:10] BD: nah a pun is a play on words
[09:10] BD: in a humorous manner
[09:10] BP: i know
[09:10] BP: yeah
[09:10] BD: that was just a lame potc ref
[09:10] BP: ok
[09:10] BP: so, i heard a lot of peeps
[09:10] BP: about yo bro
[09:10] BD: uh huh
[09:10] BP: liking anime when he was your age
[09:10] BP: i dunno about that
[09:10] BP: its kinda false ya know
[09:11] BP: 
[09:11] BD: i dunno man a guy can ironically watch the animes if he wants
[09:11] BP: true
[09:11] BP: no wonder where he got his ninja skills
[09:11] BP: Naruto
[09:11] BP: heh,
[09:13] BD: shit my coffee is kicking in
[09:13] BP: oh god
[09:13] BP: let hell break loose in here
[09:13] BD: nah im just gonna be a little jittery for a while
[09:13] BD: scuse any typos i might make
[09:13] BD: shaky talons
[09:14] BP: ok
[09:14] BP: don't you use those files
[09:14] BP: where they sharpen yo claws?
[09:14] BD: theres only so much you can file down a talon
[09:14] BD: theyre different from human nails
[09:14] BP: heheh
[09:14] BD: the blood flow to them goes further out
[09:14] BP: yeah, i've seen them
[09:14] BP: yeah
[09:14] BP: wish i was a birdy
[09:14] BP: then i could fly
[09:15] BD: i keep them filed for convenience but theyre still kinda long
[09:15] BD: man flying is great and all but i barely get a chance to
[09:15] BP: shouldn't ya clip them?
[09:15] BP: why?
[09:15] BP: can't fly?
[09:15] BD: like i said dude i can only trim them back so far
[09:15] BP: ok
[09:15] BD: and dude you try being a mutant bird freak and fly around houston
[09:15] BD: see where that gets you
[09:16] BP: ohhhh
[09:16] BP: thats sad
[09:16] BP: how 'bout trying to fly at night?
[09:16] BP: get night-vision goggles
[09:16] BD: thats usually when i go if i do
[09:16] BD: after dusk
[09:16] BP: yeah
[09:16] BD: my feathers are dark so blend in easily enough
[09:16] BP: wish i was you right now
[09:17] BD: nah you dont
[09:17] BD: im molting
[09:17] BP: like a bird thats camouflaged in the sky
[09:17] BP: i can deal with though
[09:17] BD: fucking itchy as hell
[09:17] BP: last time i had a cat, it was molting like hell
[09:17] BP: meh
[09:17] BD: theres a difference
[09:17] BP: yeah...maybe
[09:17] BD: cats just shed loose hairs
[09:17] BD: hairs are tiny
[09:17] BP: but if i was you right now
[09:17] BP: the first thing i would do
[09:18] BP: is flying
[09:18] BD: feathers are huge and theyre attached under my skin with sort of stems
[09:18] BP: yeah, true dat
[09:18] BP: like the movie Black Swan
[09:18] BD: and when they loosen and wiggle out en masse during molting
[09:18] BD: fuck dat
[09:18] BP: hehe, yeah
[09:18] BP: when i was watching it, i thought it be those ballerina movie
[09:18] BP: blame my cousin for watching it
[09:18] BD: black swan is fucking dark
[09:19] BD: jesus christ
[09:19] BP: but instead, its more like full of lesbians and full of mental probs and shit
[09:19] BP: ugh...
[09:19] BD: one of those weird get in your head psycho movies
[09:19] BP: can't tand shit like that
[09:19] BP: yeah and then its like
[09:19] BD: like secret window or donnie darko or something
[09:19] BP: "what if I go like that??"
[09:19] BP: bwahaha, maybe
[09:23] BP: but you must be really warm in the winter
[09:23] BP: there is winter in houston..right?
[09:23] BD: a little too warm
[09:23] BD: yeah theres winter here but it aint very cold
[09:23] BP: dang
[09:23] BD: the feathers are kinda overkill
[09:23] BP: ok...
[09:23] BP: so, your tellin me, you never left the house?
[09:24] BD: i have
[09:24] BD: just usually from the roof
[09:24] BP: that explains it
[09:24] BD: explains what
[09:24] BP: duh,
[09:24] BP: nothing, just calling myself a dummy
[09:24] BP: heheh,
[09:24] BD: uh huh
[09:25] BP: :D
[09:28] BP: buh..so bored right now
[09:28] BP: lately its been boring where i am
[09:28] BP: nothin to do...
[09:29] BD: i know that feel
[09:29] -- bigPandemonium [BP] flops on nearby chair --
[09:29] BP: i mean, i'm an artist but...
[09:29] BP: i have no inspiration whatsoever...
[09:29] BP: bluh...
[09:30] BD: uh huh
[09:30] BD: well i guess just go do things you dont normally do
[09:30] BD: maybe inspiration will strike
[09:30] BP: ...
[09:30] BP: like calling my dad?
[09:30] BP: NO.
[09:30] BD: i
[09:30] BD: didnt really
[09:30] BD: say that in particular?
[09:30] BP: i know...just saying random things
[09:31] BP: i get confusing when i'm bored
[09:31] BD: i dont know read a new book go for a walk someplace youve never been before or watch a new show
[09:31] BD: idfk
[09:31] BP: ...
[09:31] BP: i'm not allowed to go out of the house...
[09:31] BP: even if i wanted to...
[09:31] BP: i can't...
[09:31] BD: well that still leaves two other suggestions and whatever you can think of
[09:32] BP: shitty house rules...
[09:32] BP: and whats that?
[09:32] BP: :?
[09:32] BD: read a new book
[09:32] BD: or
[09:32] BD: watch a new show or movie
[09:32] BD: or something
[09:32] BP: ??
[09:32] BD: or whatever you can think of
[09:32] BP: o Ho)
[09:32] BP: yolo...
[09:32] BP: cbf...
[09:32] BP: i'm THAT lazy...
[09:33] -- bigPandemonium [BP] flails like a derpy asshole --
[09:33] BD: uh huh
[09:33] BP: - H-)/
[09:33] BD: k this convo is getting weird
[09:33] BP: i know right?
[09:33] BD: well it was already weird
[09:33] BD: but now its weirder
[09:33] BP: xD
[09:33] BP: true dat man
[09:33] BP: i dunno what can make this convo even weirder
[09:34] BD: and not in a lol dumb anime icon kind of weird
[09:34] BP: pffft yeah
[09:34] BD: more like my feathers are ruffling so i think im gonna close the pesterwindow weird
[09:34] BP: heheh
[09:34] BP: what.
[09:34] BP: ...
[09:35] BP: lazer pointers...
[09:35] BD: yeah have fun with that
[09:35] -- birdDave [BD] ceased pestering bigPandemonium [BP] at 09:35 --
[09:35] -- bigPandemonium [BP] began pestering birdDave [BD] at 09:35 --
[09:35] BP: ok i will
[09:35] -- bigPandemonium [BP] ceased pestering birdDave [BD] at 09:35 --