CBC: SO WH4T BR1NGS YOU TO TH3 TROLL BR1DG3 TON1GHT >:?
CJC: I was bored.
CTT: i was
CTT: nevermind
CBC: 1 S3NS3 3V3NTS TOO COOL TO B3 SH4R3D V14 TH3 N4K3D NOS3
CTT: yep
CJC: Mhm.
CBC: 1S TH3R3 4NY W4Y TO SN34K TH1S CONTR4B4ND 1NTO TH3 M3MO R3G4RDL3SS >;? TH3 SUSP3NS3 M1GHT K1LL
CJC: Dunno.
CTT: my friend is injured
CTT: thats really all there is to say on the matter
CJC: Bummer.
CBC: OH NO TH4T 1S 4 TR4G3DY
CBC: 1S 4 CULPR1T TO BL4M3 >;?
CTT: an animal
CTT: he got bit on the leg
CBC: SHOULD SUCH 4 D4NG3ROUS V1G1L4NT33 B3 ON TH3 LOOS3 1 SH4LL H4V3 1T D3T41N3D 1N TH3 N4M3 OF JUST1C3
CTT: an it got infected
CBC: TH4T 1S 4N 4TTROC1TY
CBC: 1 HOP3 TH4T H3 1S 4BL3 TO G3T 1T TR34T3D W1TH ONLY TH3 MOST R4D1C4L OF M3D1C1N3S
CTT: same
CTT: its probably uncool of me to say this but
CTT: im really worried
CBC: 4NY UNCOOLN3SS 1N M4TT3RS CONC3RN1NG UNJUST1C3 4R3 3XCUS3D FOR TH3 GR34T3R GOOD
CTT: hes trying to act tough but hes only five an hes really scared an im worried an i cant do anything to help him
CIG ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] sniffs. From the chill in the air. Definitely. Hes got boogers. Cool boogers. --
CJC: Get a tissue.
CTT: i dont got any
CJC: Ah...
CBC: 4LL TROLL H1V3S 4R3 3QU1PP3D W1TH SUCH R4UNCHY M4T3R14LS
CBC: TH3Y 4R3 B4CK 1N TH3 CLOS3T W1TH TH3 BROOMS
CJC: ... Tissues?
-- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] PO1NTS 1N TH3 SOMEWH4T CORR3CT D1R3CT1ON --
CBC: CORR3CT
-- CURRENT juryriggedContrabander [CJC] just goes to get the tissues. --
CJC: ... BC, am I gonna find any other raunchy materials when looking for them?
CBC: Y3S M4NY P4L3S 4ND BUCK3TS
CBC: 4ND OTH3R CL34N 1T3MS
CBC: PL34S3 K33P TH3M OUT OF SUCH
CJC: Well alright...
CTT: i dont need a tissue
-- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] sniffle --
-- CURRENT juryriggedContrabander [CJC] somehow knocks over lots of pails. --
CBC: >;O
CBC: OH MY
CBC: SC4ND4L
-- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] BLUSH3S D4RK BLU3 --
-- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] wipes his nose on his sleeve --
CBC: COV3R THOS3 UP PL34S3 >;P
CJC: I'll try...
-- CURRENT juryriggedContrabander [CJC] hastily covers up the pails... with magazines nearby. --
CBC: OH MY 1S TH4T 4 CL34NLY HOUS3W1V3S 1SSU3? HOW D1RTY!
-- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] sits on the ground and pulls his legs to his chest --
CJC: ... uh...
-- CURRENT juryriggedContrabander [CJC] just leaves the backroom. --
CBC: H3H3
CJC: You got a lot of weird fetishes.
CBC: 4R3 YOU 1NSULT1NG TROLLS >;?
CBC: 1T 1S TROLL CULTUR3 4S 4 M4TT3R O F4CT
CBC: DO YOU NOT F1ND SUCH TH1NGS TO B3 1NN4PROPR14T3?
CJC: Oh.
CJC: Well...
CJC: I'll just decline to answer.
CBC: H3H3
CJC: Either way, you get the tissues next time.
CTT: mf
CJC: Hm?
CTT: nuthin
-- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] SL1PS 4 T1SSU3 1NTO TT'S H4ND --
CTT: thanks
-- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] quickly, hoping nobody notices, wipes his eyes behind his shades with the tissue. Then he blows his nose --
CBC: NO WORR13S 1 D1D NOT SM3LL 4NY S4LT1N3SS
CBC: >;]
CJC: Heh.
CTT: shh
CTT: im fine
CBC: NO TT YOU 4R3 SW4NK
CTT: yes that
CTT: swank
CTT: as heck
CBC: SO SW4NK 1T 4LMOST P41NS YOU
-- CURRENT juryriggedContrabander [CJC] pats TT. --
CBC: SUCH 4W3SOM3 SO H4RDLY CONT41N3D
CTT: mm hmm
-- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] sniffs again, and rubs his eyes under his shades --
CTT: its not like id be
CTT: uncool enough
CTT: to cry or nuthin
CBC: TT TH3 4ROM4 OF S34S4LT1N3SS 1S S1MPLY TH3 4W3SOM3 R4D14T1NG 4ND L34K1NG FROM YOUR POR3S
CTT: yeah
CTT: yeah definitely
CTT: striders dont
CTT: dont cry
PAST ahiruAnatidae [PAA] 256 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PAA: a boonbuck says he's crying ¬_¬
-- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] SN4GS 4 B1T OF AW3SOM3N3SS TH4T H4S 3SC4P3D TT'S CH33K 4ND PUTS 1T 1NTO MOUTH --
CTT: screw you
CTT: aint crying
CTT: cryings for weenies
CBC: 44 W3LCOM3 F3LLOW TROLL >;]
CJC: Oh hi AA.
PAA: good morning. atleast I think it's morning.. yeah, clock says am, it's morning..
CJC: Mhm.
PAA: you don't say.
CBC: OH BUT H3 DO3S
CJC: She, BC.
CBC: SH3 DO3S
CBC: MY 4PPOLOG13S M4D4M, TH1S HUM4N G3ND3R SH3N4N1G4NS QU1T3 CONFUZZL3S M3 SOM3T1M3S
-- CURRENT teenytinyTurntech [CTT] it's hard being upset but being too cool too admit it. It's hard and nobody understands. --
CBC: TT QU1T3 G4P1NG 4ND B3 TRUF4X
-- CURRENT bytecodeCalibrator [CBC] SHUTS TT'S OP3N MOUTH --
CTT: what
PAA: indeed.
CURRENT littlemissGemini [CLG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CLG: ♊...Idonteven.
CBC: YOU DO 3V3N
CLG: ♊...Why are you people awake at this hour?
PAA: quack