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Corpus Weapons

Feb 27th, 2015
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  1. CORPUS WEAPONRY///PRIMARY
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  3. AMPREX – Installation of IFF labeled tolerable write-off. Units shipped with additional line in user's manual stressing the importance of restraint when firing into crowds containing friendlies.
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  5. DERA – Complaints of a total lack of ergonomics in the Dera were met with increasing the thickness of gloves standard issue Corpus suits by 16%. Complaints dropped 98%. Correlation with a 23% increase in typos in all transmissions noted and dismissed.
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  7. FLUX_RIFLE – High satisfaction for clearing stations of Infested reported – weapon also noted as a handy double for cutting through ventilation grating and jammed doors.
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  9. GLAXION – Design considered failure; shipments of Glaxion to both fringe planets and vessels tasked with clearing stations of Infested met with confusion.
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  11. LANKA – Written off as poor alternative to discontinued Snipetron design – widest reported complaints indicate that the Tenno were too nimble to be affected by fully charged shots. Weapon has seen some use for decommissioning drones with navigational defects.
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  13. MUTALIST_QUANTA – Failed design – though effective, Infested tissue too unpredictable and aggressive to appropriately weaponize in non-contained environs. Infested-fused combat suits hastily decommissioned after crazed early adopters swiftly overtook a station and successfully crashed it into a nearby moon.
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  15. OPTICOR – Failed mining laser design and effective force-multiplier. Unfortunate tendency to punch directly through Infested without eliminating them overlooked in favor of incredible usefulness in negotiations with the Grineer.
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  17. PARACYST – Recovered from overrun former-Corpus ship containing Mutalist Quanta early adopters. Weapon's original function completely changed to burst-fire and harpoon-tether alternative fire mode. Effective weapon with unfortunate penchant for infesting users.
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  19. PENTA – Complaints of projectiles tendency to bounce about and occasionally cause explosive mishaps corrected with inclusion of a 2x2 slip of paper bearing the words DANGER CLOSE.
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  21. QUANTA – Consumers are reminded to turn Mining Lasers on rocks, minerals and Tenno, and not each other for amusement and/or revenge.
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  23. SUPRA – Attempts to create squad support weapon superior to Grineer Gorgon considered resounding success. Ergonomics complaints written-off – weapon already threatening to reach maximum allowable variable cost ratio of 15% (weapon currently at 12%.)
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  25. SNIPETRON – Discontinued failure. Unusual collector's market has since sprung – discussions concerning the creation of limited production runs still ongoing.
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  27. TETRA – Complaints concerning reloading weaponry in combat met with Tetra design. Complaints have sinced doubled, shifting from concerns over magazine capacity to concerns over replacing four separate magazines.
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