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- reuploaded because the original title made a lot of people confuse it with another story and made the viewcount artifically inflate
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- >Rock day in Equestria
- >Be Anon
- >You're dreaming a peaceful dream about bunnies
- >Hopping to and fro, eating grass and being picked off by eagles
- >So cute!
- >You reach down to pick up a bunny and nuzzle it
- >BOOM
- OH GOD!
- >A large yellow hoof smashes down on the rabbit, making you wake up
- >The faint threads of sunlight peep in through the windows
- >BOOM
- What the hell is Fluttershy up to now?
- >You mumble drowsily
- >Still in your jammies, you wander down the steps and open the front door
- >The sun hasn't risen fully yet, still barely peeking over the distant peaks
- This is a bit early isn't it Bu-who are you?
- >Standing on your porch is a purplish-grey mare, with a grey sidecut mane
- >"You Anonymous?", she barks with a voice like gravel
- Yes?
- >She lets out a grunt of...relief? Annoyance?
- >"My name is Limestone. Here's my card."
- >She hands you a slate-grey card, with a picture of a lime and two rocks on it
- >Must be a salesmare
- So, what are you sell-
- >"I go into estrus in three days."
- -ing...
- >"I'll come back for you then."
- >With that, she turns and trots away.
- >Fluttershy tries to land by your fence, decked out in clown make-up, but Limestone scares her off as she leaves your yard
- >What the fuck is today, even?
- >Turning over the card, you read the name embossed on its surface
- Limestone Pie; Pie Family Rock Farm
- >Pie family?
- Oh!
- >Now you get it!
- >It's a late April Fools day joke!
- 1/
- ...but I know from painful, horrifying experience that estrus isn't for another month! So nice job Pinkie Pie! You really had me going for a moment there.
- >You slam the business card on the counter and have a laugh
- >Pinkie laughs as well
- >"That's so great! Limestone can be a bit of a grump at times, but I think you'll really come to like her, Nonny!"
- Haha, ye-wait. What?
- >Pinkie sets down her frosting bag and giggles
- >"I saaid I'm happy for you two! Mom and Dad were always worried Limey would never find a coltfriend since her cycle has always been a bit off from everypony else's, but now she's found you!"
- >Squeaking with glee, she bounces around the small store
- >A hidden party cannon blasts you with confetti
- >Looks like this isn't a prank at all
- Pinkie, look; I appreciate the support and all, but I'm just not looking to settle with a pony any time soon.
- >Pinkie stops bouncing at this
- >"Okey-dokey! That's fine!"
- It is?
- >From behind her, she pulls out two large books
- >"Yup! Related to that, how much do you bench, Nonna?"
- Uhh...
- >On the cover of one book is "<100", ">100" is on the other
- How much does the bar weigh?
- >She raises a disappointed eyebrow at you, then slides you the book marked "<100"
- What? I get shoulder pain.
- >Opening the book, you discover it's a pop-up
- >A papercut version of you is tied to a bed, while a large laughing Limestone advances on you
- >Underneath, large text reads: TOO BAD FOR YOU!"
- So I guess I'm shit outta luck?
- >Pinkie recollects her books and stuffs them into her mane
- >"Basically. Unless you got some smart ideas in your brainy parts to make up for your weak musk-culls, then you and I are going to be in-laws, Mister.", she replies, jabbing at your biceps
- >Well this is some great news
- >You're going to be raped, and the one pony you thought you could turn to about it is instead cheering for it to happen
- >But hey, at least Pinkie let you have a free Honeyed Onion Bagel
- >For "stamina"
- 2/
- >Day 3
- >You've been up for two days, preparing for the hell that will come
- >No way Limestone is gonna take your pony virginity
- ...not without a fight, anyway.
- >You say as you pat a rope that sits next to you
- >You peek through your bedroom window to watch Limestone approach
- >Her hooves fall confidently on the dirt road
- Any second now.
- >She passes through the gate, scaring Fluttershy off again
- Almost there...
- >She comes to a halt on your doorstep
- >Raising a hoof, she then brings it down on your door
- NOW!
- >Grabbing the rope, you yank on it
- >"WOAH!"
- >A thud hits your ears
- >Racing downstairs, you throw open the door
- >Limestone sits at the bottom of a pit
- Haha! Took me all night to dig that trap for you!
- >You gloat over her, proud of your victory
- >She tugs on your pants
- >"Anonymous, this hole is only two feet deep.", she grumbles at you
- >Looking down, you see she is level with your mid-shin
- >She doesn't look too pleased
- I get shoulder pain!
- >Standing up, she walks towards you again
- >"Alright, Anon, here's how this will work."
- >You back up through the doorway
- >She kicks the door shut as she makes her way inside
- >"You're going to take me up to your room, and you're going to lay on the bed."
- >You continue stepping back
- >"And then I'm going to get on top of you, because I'm in charge."
- >Her face seems to flush as she continues talking
- >You feel your back touch the wall
- >"And then do you know what's going to happen, Anonymous?"
- >The gravel in her voice is getting deeper, yet smoother
- >You gulp, trying to speak, but no words come out
- >Her breathing seems to get faster
- >"That's right, you're going to hold my hoof, and you're gonna like it."
- 3/
- >"And then, if you're lucky, I'll let you p-pat my head."
- >She shuffles in place, trying to balance her confident poise with her eagerness to get started on these 'lewd' acts
- >It's adorable
- Aren't you precious.
- >She stamps her hoof, and turns ever redder
- >"I'm not precious! I'm seductive! I am seducing you!"
- >You have to fight back a laugh
- Oh-snkrt-yes, I'm very seduced
- >"D-do you think this is funny?"
- >And there's the straw
- >You double over in laughter, falling to the floor
- >"We'll see how funny you think this is when i'm k-kissing you!"
- >She drags you up the stair to your room
- >You laugh each time your head bumps on the steps
- >"QUIT LAUGHING!"
- Quit being adorable!
- >Growling, she throws you on the bed
- >"THAT'S IT, NO MORE MS. NICE LIMESTONE!"
- >Climbing over you, she forces herself between your arms
- >Then starts whipping you with her tail
- Ow! Ow, stop!
- >You try to pull away, but her hooves are firmly locked with your hands
- >She lets out a gravelly chuckle
- >A mild feeling of terror fills you, stopping your laughter
- Y-you know, you're right, I am sorry! You're not adorable at all. 100% seduction. Yes ma'am!
- >You wiggle a hand free and pat her cutie mark, to emphasize your apology
- >Straining, you try to look at her face to gauge her response
- >It's twisted into a devious grin, and she is blushing furiously
- >She pulls you tighter against her
- But I said I'm sorry!
- >She wraps her tail around your free hand
- >"And I said 'I'm in charge.'", she smirks as she brings your hand back to her flank
- >You're forced to spend the whole night
- >Gently patting Limestone's cutie mark
- 4/4
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