Super happy arena funtime

Today's the day. After signing up at the front desk, and being eye humped by an Arachne, I take a seat in a special area for human male contestants. Clara came with me as well, but she went to sit with the audience.
I take a look around, and notice a fairly large number of men that have signed up as well. Though I can take a guess as to what they're here for.

"I'm gonna fuck me some monster bitches!" A tall man built like a lumberjack says with enthusiasm while puffing his chest out.
"I hope a Centaur violates me in front of everyone~" A young boy speaks up while twitching wildly.
"..." An obese man doesn't say anything, and just breathes very loudly while blushing and hugging a body pillow with a Cheshire on it.
"Please no Ropers please no Ropers please no Ropers please no Ropers!" A skinny man with glasses loudly chants out next to me.

I cross my arms and legs, and try to wait until the battles begin. However, one of the other contestants, a man wearing a dolphin suit, sits down next to me. He smiles in a friendly manner as he turns his head towards me, "So what did you enter for?"

I turn my head my head, and look at him with a straight face, "What?"

"I'm asking you the reason as to why you decided to partake in this tournament." The man makes gun firing gestures with both hands while grinning from ear to ear, "Surely you have one, no?"

"Fine, I'll answer if you'll stop bugging me. I'm here to win the prize money." I answer him in an annoyed tone as I scoot away from him.
Upon hearing my words, everyone in the room turns to me and gasps loudly. Except the fat guy, who's turned away and humping his pillow...

"You're going to win?! Are you mad?!" The Skinny man yells out while pointing at me.

"You're not here to fuck monster girls? What are you, gay?" The lumberjack-like man speaks up.

I ignore the lumberjack, and respond to the skinny man while shrugging, "What's wrong with winning? It's certainly a better goal than getting my rocks off from being violated in front of everyone in a giant arena."

"You didn't hear?" The young boy looks at me and speaks in a worried tone.

"Hear what?"

"Last year's champion, and one of the previous champions, is going to participate this year."

I scratch my chin, "That isn't really cause for concern."

"Did I mention that they both of them are extremely strong? I could have sworn I did? Yes, definitely." The young boy cups his chin and nods his head.

"Eh, them being strong doesn't really scare me. Anyone can be defeated with a few cheap shots and a surprise."

!?

A man with a mohawk and armor fashioned out of tires barges in with an expression of pure terror on his face, and a giant wet spot in the crotch region of his pants, "Guys! I found out that Diana is in the tournament!"

"AHHHH!" The majority of the men, excluding me and the young boy, shout out in unison.

Who the hell is Diana?

I turn to the young boy, who's fidgeting and whispering something about fluffy tails and paws, "Who the hell is Diana?"

The boy stops fantasizing, and turns around towards me, "She's one of the previous champions, as well as the most famous."

"That doesn't help me, generic NPC."

The young boy spontaneously ages 20 years and grows a beard, "She's one hell of a fighter, as well as extremely beautiful. Ten years ago she became the champion, with nothing more than quick wits and a long piece of chain with a large lock on the end."

"I see. So that's why the others are sulking and shouting." I point over towards the group of men who are still shouting.

"No, that's not the reason."

"Then what is?"

"She's married, and won't violate you if she wins."

"Oh."

??

The intercom near the ceiling catches our attention with an ear raping bleep, "Albert House, please enter the arena for Round 1."

The man reverts back into a young boy, while keeping his beard, and gets up. He then walks down the hallway leading into the arena while waving back at us, "Wish me luck."

Everyone, including me, turns their attention to a TV that's broadcasting the fight live.

"For round one, we've got Albert House VS Marisa the Centaur! This is going to be one hec of a fight, I tell ya!" The Announcer speak out loud with an accent reminiscent of an reporter from the early 1900s.
We watch as Albert does some sort of victory dance, before he's knocked to the ground with one punch. The Centaur then proceeds to have her way with him. The audience proceeds to loudly "WOO!" at them and whistle. The camera zooms in on the action, showing the guy's erect penis being engulfed by the Centaur's horse pussy.
Yeek.

This goes on for 10 more minutes, at various camera angles and finishing off with a creampie, before they're moved out of the arena and announcer speaks up again, "Well ain't that a sight. As much as I would have liked to see more of that going on, this ain't no dog and pony show."

The intercom bleeps loudly once again, "Micheal Angelo, please enter the arena for Rouse 2."

The skinny guy next to me gets up and runs down the same hallway as Albert while shouting, "PLEASE NO ROPERS PLEASE NO ROPERS!"

"And now, Michel Angelo VS Tia the Roper!" The announcer announces.

Michel runs back down the hallway, trying to escape, but a cluster of tentacles grabs him by the legs and drags him back into the arena. He bawls while trying desperately to break free, but he's unable to escape his fate. We proceed to watch the TV screen as the man is violated by the Roper in 1080p. She's violating him with both her vagina AND her tentacles. Half of the audience is booing at this spectacle, while the other half is cheering loudly.
Before long, they're moved out of the arena, and the intercom calls for the next victim, "Joe Shepard, please enter the arena for round 3."

God damn it, I'm next...
I stand up, and walk down the hallway in an overly dramatic fashion. The neat little tiles that make up the hallway's floor disappear as I walk into the sandy arena. Upon entering, I notice Clara sitting in the front row, waving at me.
I wave back to her, before having my attention stolen by the announcer, "Here's round three, we've got Joe Shepard VS Eve the Ushi Oni!"

"Ah fuck."