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How many ironies?

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  1. How many questions answered ironically?
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  3.  
  4. -69
  5. 0
  6. 0
  7. 0
  8. 0
  9. 0
  10. 0
  11. 0
  12. 0
  13. 0
  14. 0
  15. 0
  16. 0
  17. 0
  18. 0
  19. 0
  20. 0
  21. 0
  22. 0.2
  23. 0.5
  24. 0.6969696969
  25. 0.99
  26. 1
  27. 1
  28. 1
  29. 1
  30. 1
  31. 1
  32. 1
  33. 1
  34. 1
  35. 1
  36. 1.2
  37. 2
  38. 2
  39. 2
  40. 2
  41. 3
  42. 3
  43. 3
  44. 3
  45. 3
  46. 3
  47. 4
  48. 4
  49. 4
  50. 4
  51. 4
  52. 5
  53. 5
  54. 5
  55. 5
  56. 5
  57. 5
  58. 5
  59. 6
  60. 6
  61. 6
  62. 6
  63. 7
  64. 7
  65. 7
  66. 9
  67. 9
  68. 10
  69. 13
  70. 14
  71. 15.3
  72. 50
  73. 50
  74. 55
  75. 69
  76. 69
  77. 69
  78. 69
  79. 100
  80. 137
  81. 42069
  82. 1000000
  83. 1.23435676543457E+23
  84. :) :)
  85. "some"
  86. <50%
  87. > N/2 for some value of N
  88. 0, maybe... I don't remember
  89. 1 or 2 maybe?
  90. 30% or so
  91. 50%
  92. A banana
  93. A bunch
  94. A bunch
  95. A few
  96. a lot
  97. A lot
  98. a lot
  99. a lot, i dunno
  100. A quarter
  101. A smattering
  102. about a third
  103. About half
  104. About half
  105. about half
  106. About tree fiddy
  107. all
  108. All
  109. All
  110. All answers were safely post-ironic
  111. All but 3
  112. All of them
  113. All of them
  114. All of them
  115. All of them
  116. all of them
  117. All of them
  118. all of them?
  119. All of them?
  120. All of them? I can't even tell anymore
  121. All of them.
  122. Almost all
  123. almost all of them
  124. An appropriate amount
  125. as many as i had to to lower the probability of being tortured by the AI goddess
  126. At least 1
  127. at least 2
  128. At least 2.
  129. at least one
  130. Basically everything after page 1
  131. Can't remember
  132. didn’t count
  133. do you actually want a number? i think maybe 3 werent ironic
  134. Does this one count?
  135. don't remember
  136. Enough to mess your numbers
  137. Everything but the Narbonic one. I don't joke about that
  138. fivish
  139. half
  140. Half
  141. Half
  142. Half and half
  143. how DARE you
  144. I am large, I contain multitudes
  145. I didn't count, enough that I need to count
  146. I didn't understand most of them. So those ones.
  147. i do nothing unironically
  148. I don't even know anymore
  149. I don't even remember
  150. i don't know any more
  151. I don't remember...
  152. i forget
  153. i m honest seriously
  154. I mean.
  155. I plead the 5th.
  156. I was meant to keep count? About 10 at a guess
  157. I would never!
  158. I’m not going back to count
  159. Idk
  160. Irony is so 2013, I'm post ironic thankyouverymucj
  161. is there any other way to answer
  162. it's a mystery
  163. IT'S LIKE RAYYYYEEEEEAYYYYYYYYYNNN
  164. Less than half
  165. like half of them
  166. like, 7 my gender neutral dudes
  167. Lots
  168. Many
  169. Many
  170. many
  171. Many
  172. many
  173. Many of them
  174. many. cba to go count'em
  175. Many. But it was sincere irony.
  176. Maybe a quarter?
  177. Maybe a third
  178. Maybe fourish
  179. more than 8
  180. More than none
  181. Most
  182. Most
  183. Most of the probability ones
  184. Most of them
  185. nearly all of them
  186. No idea
  187. none
  188. none
  189. None of them; please do not attempt to dox me using this data, which I have entered in good faith despite the obvious downsides.
  190. None. I'm so far ironic I came back round to sincerity _three times over</i>
  191. Not as many as you'd think
  192. not that many tbqh
  193. Oh I was always 104% serious
  194. oh, about twenty percent
  195. One and a half
  196. only some
  197. Only some.
  198. Only this one
  199. Only this one
  200. Only this one.
  201. Only this one.
  202. Over 9000
  203. Pretty much all of them
  204. Pretty much all of them, but they’re not THAT far off from what I actually believe
  205. Que?
  206. Several
  207. several
  208. Several
  209. Several
  210. several
  211. Several, but not many
  212. Some
  213. some
  214. some
  215. some
  216. Some
  217. some
  218. some
  219. Some
  220. some
  221. some
  222. Some, surely
  223. Some!
  224. some?
  225. ten
  226. that entire last page tbh
  227. That's kind of a big question
  228. The entire "probability between 0 and 1" section I just plugged 1 in all spaces because homie the clown don't play that game.
  229. The numerical ones
  230. This but unironically
  231. Three
  232. wait this wasn't an ironic survey?
  233. What is irony
  234. Whichever ones have answers that are potentially racist.
  235. Wouldn't you like to know
  236. Yes
  237. Yes
  238. yes
  239. zero, I promise
  240. Zero. I am bound to tell the truth
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