Scaredy Pants

	Narrator: Halloween is no different under the waves. Pirates, skeletons, and sea monsters.[laughs evilly] Ohh, sorry. Everyone having fun. Well, almost everyone. [Xerizero is washing the dishes in the Dark Cat kitchen. The door creaks open and Xerizero jumps in surprise]
	Xerizero: Who's there? [door creaks open some more as Xerizero goes back to washing some dishes. Turns around and 3 pieces of paper spelling out "boo" turn on the ordering turntable. Xerizero speeds up the cleaning of the dishes until he finishes]
	Xerizero: Ok, Kit, the dishes are done, I'm leaving! [tries running out but Kit stops him in his tracks]
	Kit: Hold on. Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?
	Xerizero: No thank you, Kit. Uhh, does it have monsters in it?
	Kit: Aye, the worst monster of them all.
	Xerizero: Uhh...no. [opens the door then turns around] Is it a true story?
	Kit: True as the deep blue.
	Xerizero: Ok, maybe just a little.
	Kit: Have a seat, me boy. [runs while saying "hot, hot, hot"sits on a log. Kit puts a campfire in the middle of them] Every year on Halloween night, Loki descends on Bikini Bottom, in a pirate ship, just like this. [holds up a Kitty Patty] Only bigger!
	Xerizero: Excuse me, did his  ship look like a Kitty Patty?
	Kit: Like I was saying, Loki swoops down and starts stealing people's souls. [holds up a pickle]
	Xerizero: Do souls look like pickles?
	Kit: Aye, as a matter of fact, they do. And he puts them where you can never get them...in his soul bag. [drops the pickle into a bag that has the words "Dark Cat" crossed out and the word "soul" written above it. Kit laughs evilly as Ank appears behind Xerizero in a pirate suit]
	Ank: I've come for your pickle! [Xerizero jumps up screaming]
	Kit: Ah, Scaredy Pants gets easier to scare every year! [Ank takes his costume off as Xerizero, in a barrel, sees the pirate was Ank]
	Xerizero: Oh!,Ank...
	Kit: Nothing like a good ghost story, eh, me boy? Hope you're not too scared to come to me party tonight, Xerizero ScaredyPants! [laughs while walking out]
	Ank: [walks up behind Xerizero] Steal your soul. [Xerizero jumps out of the Dark Cat screaming and beings to walk home. As he is walking home, he sees a jack-o-lantern and then he walks up to a kid in a cowboy costume]
	Kid: Twick-ow-tweat! [Xerizero screams and runs away. The kids parents walk up next to their son]
	Mother: It's ok, son. That's just Xerizero Scaredypants. [Xerizero is walking home until Immortalia drives up and honks sending Xerizero screaming and jumping to hold onto the street light]
	Immortalia: Happy Halloween, Scaredypants. [drives off]
	Xerizero: The name's Repants. Its Repants! [Cut later at his house, inside a pumpkin. Xerizero and Denzia are inside of it] I don't get it, Denzia. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everyone seems to scare me.
	Denzia: Meow.
	Xerizero: [carves his pumpkin from the inside] Well, I'm sick of it. [Xerizero comes out] No more Scaredypants! [notices his pumpkin and screams while running into his closet]
	Jack: Xerizero!
	Xerizero: Denzia, it's Jack! I'm going to scare him! It's my turn. [opens the door and tries to scare Jack] Rawr! [Jack has some funny glasses on]
	Jack: Hiya, Xerizero! [Xerizero screams. Jack takes his glasses off] Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
	Xerizero: Why can't I be frightening for once? Where's my chance?
	Jack: Well, if you want to be scary, you got to need a good costume. [later, Xerizero walks out of his closet with a big, white sheet on]
	Xerizero: What do you think?
	Jack: Great! You'll be going as my trick-or-treat bag!
	Xerizero: No, no! I'm the ghost of Loki!
	Jack: Uhh...something's missing. I know! [Jack runs inside Xerizero's closet. A tree falls down but then gets sawed down by Jack. Jack comes out with a pair of clogs] Step into these babies, Hans.[Xerizero steps into the clogs] Terrifying.
	Xerizero: I don't know Jack. [doorbell rings]
	Jack: Come on, Xerizero. It's little kids! Little kids are easy to scare! [door opens]
	Kids: Trick-or-treat!
	Xerizero: [jumps out and tries to scare the kids like he did Jack] Rawr-rawr! [kids laugh]
	Kid #1: Look, it's the haunted mattress!
	Xerizero: Ok, ok, here's your candy.
	Kid #1: No, please, that was enough of a treat, thank you. [kids walk away laughing]
	Xerizero: I don't get it, Jack.
	Jack: Xerizero, look at my new paper ghost! [Jack holds scissors in his right hand a has a puppet on his left hand] Oooh, scary.
	Xerizero: That is it, Jack!
	Jack: What's it?
	Xerizero: What's the difference between that ghost and me? [Jack concentrates]
	Jack: No, no, no wait. Dont tell me. [concentrates more] D-dont tell me. Dont tell me! Dont tell me! I can do this. Dont tell me! Dont tell me! Ok, tell me.
	Xerizero: I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I'm scary! [Xerizero is now sitting on a chair in his bathroom. Jack has goggles on]
	Jack: Ok, are you ready?
	Xerizero: [shows paper ghost] Remember, like this. [Jack razors off Xerizero's sides]
	Jack: Are you sure you want to do this?
	Xerizero: Shave me down, make me round! [Jack razors off more and uses one piece to wipe off his sweat from his forehead]
	Jack: All right, let's get to it. [razors off more part. Later, Xerizero is a round ghost]
	Xerizero: What do you think?
	Jack: Perfect. Now that's scary! [Jack puts on his funny glasses] Let's go scare somebody.[Xerizero runs down a street trying to scare people]
	Xerizero: Oooh...I'm Loki!
	Jack: Oooh...I don't know who I am! [man opens door]
	Xerizero: Rawr! Rawr! I'm Loki!
	Jack: Oooh, I'm Loki's best friend! [both run off laughing]
	Man: Hey, don't you kids want your candy? [both jump behind some coral in the shape of a skeleton head]
	Jack: Oh boy, that was something. Your costume really packs a punch.
	Xerizero: Do you think?
	Jack: Oh, no question! You scared the barnacles off that guy!
	Xerizero: Who should we scare next?
	Jack: There's a whole party just full of people at the Dark Cat and Loki is going to be show up uninvited. [kids laughing] Here comes someone now! [Xerizero jumps out to scare the kids from earlier]
	Xerizero: Rawr! Rawr! I'm Loki! [Xerizero & Jack run off laughing again]
	Kid #2: Wasn't that the Haunted Mattress?
	Kid #3: I guess he's been demoted to the haunted sleeping bag! [kids laugh. Later, Kit is bobbing for apples with his daughter Pearl, who is dressed up as Frankenstein's bride. Kit chokes on an apple]
	Pearl: Oh, dad, you're embarrassing me again! [cries and runs off. Kit spits out the apple which shoots past Ank and Cassandra]
	Cassandra: Howdy Ank, I mean, Loki. Great party, huh?
	Ank: What are you supposed to be?
	Cassandra: Why, I'm a pet goldfish in a bowl!
	Ank: I don't get it. [Xerizero and Jack are on the roof of the Dark Cat. Xerizero is tied up with some rope which Jack will lower him in with. Xerizero opens a door on the roof to peek through to look at the party]
	Jack: Are you ready, Xerizero? [thumbs up from Xerizero]
	Xerizero: Ok, Jack, kill the lights! [lights go off and Xerizero is lowered in appearing with a scary look. Everyone is screaming as Jack is talking through a megaphone to scare everyone]
	Jack: I am Loki! Booga, booga, booga, booga! Give me your souls! [jellyfish zaps Jack. He screams and lets the rope go plunging Xerizero down onto the floor]
	Kid #3: Hey, that's no Loki, that's Xerizero!
	Cassandra: Xerizero?
	Ank: Xerizero. [everyone laughs]
	Jack: [using megaphone] I am not Xerizero. Those are my street clothes! [thunder appears and the front doors are open]
	Loki: Enough!!! [everyone gasps as green smoke comes into the Dark Cat. A green figure appears]
	Kit: It's the real Loki!
	Loki: You bet your white lily livers I'm Loki. I'm going to let you in on a little secret. I'm going to steal your souls. [everyone screams] Quiet!! [breathes out flames to burn them] You had it coming, you little crybabies. Every year, people dressing like me. [Ank takes his costume off and whistles nonchalantly] Turning the Loki name into a laughingstock. But that's not the reason I'm taking your souls. [pointing at Xerizero, who is hanging upside down] No, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. Out of all the Loki costumes I've seen, yours is the most insulting.
	Xerizero: Do you mean I'm not scary?
	Loki: You? Scary?! [laughs. Takes Xerizero off the rope] Let me tell you about scary, kid. There's all kinds of scary things in the world. Spiders are scary, uhh, I'm scary. You, you're not scary. Ok, let's get this over with. [evil laugh which makes everyone scream in horror]
	Cassandra: Xerizero!
	Loki: First, I got to get rid of this stupid costume. [takes off Xerizero's ghost costume. Loki flies out screaming. Xerizero is now shown as skinless with just a brain, eyes, and a mouth with the lower half of his body]
	Xerizero: Hey, what do you know? I scared him! [laughs. Everyone runs out screaming] It worked, Jack. I scared everybody!
	Jack: Yeah, it must have been because of your pink hat.
	Xerizero: Oh, that's not a hat. That's my brain.
	Jack: Oh. [runs out screaming. fades to black]
	Xerizero: Don't worry, it grows back!.