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  1. [REDACTED]'s 7 Tips to Owning Libtards Online
  2. By [REDACTED]
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  4. Hey there GamersGaters, KotakuInAction Brothers, and MinorityHaters! It's me! [REDACTED]! Here are my 7 tips when it comes to making fun of SJWs and Minorities online! Please use this guide whenever you need to make sure that you can farm some internet happy points off of some poor unsuspecting brown soyboy liberal transtrending cuck. By following this guide step by step, you can easily destroy all liberals with facts, logic, and most importantly, using their own feelings against them!
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  6. Number 1: Start off by finding your target, make sure that they are a person who doesn't have much of a reputation or their reputation is already bad from them trying to be an activist (remember, all SJWs have shitty reputations because of the fact that they fight for "equal rights". HA!), then come out of nowhere when playing online against these players and say some things that you know will trigger the liberal! Call them many rude names like loser, cuck, soy-boy, etc. to start off. Don't reveal your power level too quickly, or else you will see a quick defeat. After you get under their skin a bit though, you can start saying things that you know will trigger the loser like tranny, nigger, spic, jew, faggot, any slur that you can think of that you know will make them mad.
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  8. Number 2: Once they're mad, play defensive and get people to join your side by saying "It's just a meme bro, don't be so mad it's just a word! I'm not racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/anti-Semitic/etc., I just like edgy humor and I actually have (insert minority here) friends", if you aren't looking like a victim, then you will be seen as the bad guy. You can also try to say "I'm sorry I'm not like that, it was just in the heat of the moment! I am very sorry I am not (insert label here)".
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  10. Number 3: Now that you're the victim and have some friends who will back you up, go onto the video game thread for the video game you play and start to do some "shit-posting". Post a lot of shit about anything, just post so annoyingly that your initial target decides to call you stupid for acting stupid. Remember, you are actually really smart and only pretending to be retarded to bait your target. Once your target comes for you, now it's time for the next step.
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  12. Number 4: When they come to call you out, hopefully they will say something that is not entirely agreeable, or they have no actual proof of having happened at the moment. This is when you call on your circle-jerk to strike them with bad person points, so it then looks like you have the support of the people on your side. This is where the centrists come in, they will agree with you because it looks like you're winning. They have no spine, so they attach themselves to whoever seems smarter at the time. And your good person points definitely show that you're winning.
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  14. Number 5: While Number 4 is happening, start posting about this person again to find inconsistencies in their morals, or even make something up about them that seems like they would do that (mention something about hating white people or another inconsistency because they are an SJW after all), and get your circle-jerk to feed you more good person points. That's the first own of many my brother, feel that power you now have.
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  16. Number 6: Keep up this pressure now, you can't lose the support of the people! Continue to shit-post and call out libtards on their inconsistencies! You are winning brothers! The SJWs are losing!
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  19. Number 7: Wait what's this thread about me... Oh shit! I've been revealed! Uncloaked! Exposed! My power level is showing, and it is not high at all! I don't have the power to win this! I don't! HELP ME BROTHERS! WAIT NOW THEY'RE LOSING TOO! NO! THE SJWS ARE WINNING! MY VIDEO GAMES I AM LOSING TO PC CULTURE AND CUCKOLDRY! FUCKING TRANNY FAGGOT NIGGERS FUCK!
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  22. Number 7: The SJW loser was banned! You have done it! Now rinse and repeat for every other libtard you come across now! Trust me this works on every single one of them!
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  24. So there are all 5 tips to owning liberals online! Work towards fighting the good fight and stop those losers from ever being seen as humans! Good luck out there, we're going to need it to win this culture war! :)
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