Drunk Monkey SakuHima Baka Ichidai

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>>Student Council

>Toshinou Kyouko!
>She's the only one to forget her printout yet again!

>...Honestly! What a troublemaker!!
>Sorry about this~ Do you mind sorting out the remaining documents~?
>S-Sure...

>Now then...
>It's almost time to settle once and for all who'll be the next vice-president, don't you think...?

>Bring it on!

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>We'll settle this with fists!

>Victory goes to the swift!
>Wah!
>A surprise attack is cowardly!

>Hmph...
>There's no such thing as cowardlyness in a serious battle.

>Did you really think you could become the next vice-president with such naive thinking?
>Kh...

>Alright, then I'm gonna get serious, too...!
>Come at me, Himawari!!

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>Sei!!
>Then why don't you show me...

>just how serious you can be!

>When it comes to Stegoro[TN:Slang for unarmed-combat, a style notably used by Shen Woo from King of Fighters], then I've got the advantage since I'm heavier!
>You're getting on my nerves!!

>You call that being serious? You're just blocking 10,000 times, Sakurako!!
>At this rate, she's gonna break through...

>I've got you now!
>That vice-president seat is mine!

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>You're open!
>Ngeboh!?

>Hmph!
>Uuh"

>Wh-What!? What was that intense thrust!?

>Wahaha! How careless of you, Himawari!
>I thought something like this might happen! Looks like the "Existence Fist Karate Online Course" I began a month ago has proved to be useful!
>What the heck is that!?

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>U-Using karate, how cowardly of you!

>Now who was it that said "There's no such thing as cowardlyness in a serious battle", I wonder~

>What the heck, Sakurako! Don't make fun of me!

>You focused so much on making fun of me that you let your guard down! That's what led to your defeat!

>May your boobs be ripped off!
>Take this! Sarutoru Kick!
>Bubera!

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>The battle is over, Himawari!!

>A dimwit like you is unfit to become vice-president!
>Wha...!?
>Accept your defeat, crawl through the great Sakurako's legs and get out of my sight!

>Come on! Don't dally!

>Ugugugu

>Ggggguu~~

>Uh
>Waaaaaaaaaah!


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>Welcome!

>Cruel! So cruel! Sakurako you idiot!

>You sure are eating a lot, missy~ You okay for the money?
>Hah

>...I forgot my wallet!

>What...? You have no money?
>No helping it, then~ You'll have to pay with your body~

>Nooooo!! Stop it!

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>Hidebu!

>Could you not do that~?

>First and foremost, muscly old guys are a totally different genre, y'know~

>Ikeda-senpai!? ...No, its not her! Who is that?

>Enough outta you! Get her!

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>Owowowow
>Hai!

>Hooot!

>Yo!

>Sh-She's strong!
>That agility! She's no ordinary person!

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>Wahaha~ Looks like you're all bark and no bite~

>Well, I'm headin' home~ You take care too, little miss~
>Please wait a moment!

>Please! Make me your apprentice!

>Hmm~?

>Little miss... You're pretty sexy.

>Alright!
>We've got plenty of pages left, so just leave it to me!
>Please take care of me!

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>Sakurako-chan.

>Himawari-chan hasn't been coming to school lately. Does she have a cold, perhaps~?
>Do you know anything, Sakurako-chan?

>Wh-Why must everything you ask me be about Himawari...

>Eeeeh!? I mean, you're next door neighbors...
>Calm down, Akari-chan!

>...I will admit I am kinda worried.
>I might've gone too far...
>I guess I'll go check up on her!

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>Come on now! Transfer the wheat from the right-side bucket to the front one~
>After that, tranfer it from the front one to the left one~
>I-Is there any meaning to this training!?

>No complaining~
>Obeh!!
>Himawari! Is that Ikeda-senpai with her!?

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>So she's training in secret!?
>Hoi
>Hah!

>She must be trying to become stronger so she can get revenge!

>Two can play at that game!

>Sakurako went training in the mountains
>Hahaha... Hahaha
>How stupid!! What a stupid expression!!

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>Six months later...

>The time has finally come...
>I shall crush that dim-witted head of yours and kick you into hell!

>All talk, as ever. You seem well, but if you want to escape, now's your chance! Or do you perhaps want to drop dead right here!?

>You're the one who's gonna drop dead! The River Styx is waiting for you!!

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>Hmph... You've gotten a little more skilled, but your boobs haven't grown at all!

>I don't need to attack... Come at me however you like!

>A no-guard stance!?

>...It looks like you're underestimating me.
>Just don't come crying to me afterwards!

>Alright! Furutani-san! Attack with the Drunken Monkey Fist!

>Right!

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>It's working!!
>Here I come, Sakurako!!

>Lu-Dongbin
>A heavy drinker who believed the more one gets drunk, the more powerful they become.

>Li Tieguai
>A heavy drinker who held tremendous power inside his leg.

>Zhongli Quan
>A heavy drinker who defended himself with a bottle of sake held in his arms.

>Lan Calhe
>A heavy drinker who raised their hips to crush opponents.

[TN:These are the Eight Immortals from Chinese mythology (or for the less knowledgeable of you, from that one season of Jackie Chan Adventures).]

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>Zhang Guolao
>A heavy drinker who excelled in continous kicks.

>Cao Guojiu
>A heavy drinker who triumphed by using stranglehold as a finishing move.

>Han Xiangzi
>A heavy drinker who struck blows to the chest while holding a flute.

>Fweeh! Master! My attacks aren't working!!
>Wahaha! The Drunken Monkey Fist has been defeated!

>Hah, I see! That's the Nothingness Fist~!
>The Nothingness Fist is a technique that negates the meaning, purpose, truth, and merit of an opponent's attack, and just one of the secrets of Existence Fist Karate!

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>Master! I'm all out of Drunken Monkey Fist techniques!

>There's still "He Xian'gu", the heavy drinking woman who shaked her hips to enchant her opponent~

>Uuh... B-But that's...
>....so embarrassing that I couldn't master it...
>Oh!?

>Could you teach it to me now?
>It's a bit late for that, don't you think?

>Time to end this farce, Himawari!

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>Take this! Kamyu Bind!
>Nnnng~~~

>I'm gonna rip those boobs off! Come on!
>Owowowow! Cut it out! Breasts are painful during their growing period!

>Cry! I'll forgive you if you apologise while crying!
>...
>What the heck! Stupid Sakurako! Imbecile! Bird-brain!

>I'm gonna grope you in all your painful spots, Himawari...
>Aaah... I'm starting to feel kinda good...

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>Uwah!

>Kh... There's blood in my eyes!

>Now's your chance, Furutani-san! Make the Nothingness Fist into nothingness as if it was nothing!
>By assertively bringing out your own "semblance", you can crush the limits of your positivity into nothingness!
>I have no idea what you're talking about!

>Mix up all the techniques I have taught you and create your own drunken monkey!

>My own... drunken monkey!

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>Himawari
>A heavy drinker who bewilders opponents with her huge boobs, creating a harmony of offense and defense without any gaps!

>So you're so confidence that you'll even show off your boobs, huh!
>I'll crush you and your boobs too! Prepare yourself, Himawari!!
>Come at me, Sakurako!
>I shall perform your last rites!

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>[In that moment, the fists of those two collided more than a thousand times]

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>An infinite number of sparks bloomed before them.

>And then...

>that moment
>came to an end.

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>Kaha!

>Ghaah!

>You did it~ Furutani-san~

>Wahaha~
>The end

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>Hey! Don't just end it!
>I'm not dead yet!

>What the hell!? Stupid Himawari! Dumbass! Poopyhead! Titty monster!
>What did you say!?

>How am I supposed to stay positive when you excel me in studies, boobs, and even fists!
>Nothingness! I'm nothingness! Uwaaaaaaaah!

>Sakurako...

>You're not nothingness, Ohmuro-san.

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>The person you've thought the most about all this time...
>Look.
>Hoeh!?
>She's right here with you~

>Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you saying, master!? This emotionally unstable monkey!
>That's a bad joke, Ikeda-senpai! This overgrown pig of all people!

>Huh!?

>Uwaaah... It's no good... This girl...
>Sakurako, I'll fill that nothingness of yours with my love.
>Ah... It feels like I'm overflowing with Himawari's existence...
>This is bad... The delusions just won't stop!

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>Ah~ I'm boooored. Bored bored bored.
>Yep...