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  1. [19:48] <!DM-sama> The twoll announcer stands and prepares to begin the next match.
  2. [19:48] <!DM-sama> >twoll
  3. [19:48] <!DM-sama> Ahem....
  4. [19:48] <!DM-sama> "DA NEXT MATCH! MALAKAI vs VAZ'HUL!"
  5. [19:50] <!DM-sama> The witch doctor eneters the ring.
  6. [19:51] <!DM-sama> Immediately he begins doing a dance and shaking his staff.
  7. [19:51] <!DM-sama> He stops suddenly and crouches to wait for you to enter the ring.
  8. [19:51] * Malakai hops to his feet and walks into the ring
  9. [19:51] * Malakai cracks his neck
  10. [19:51] <@Malakai> "Ready when you are."
  11. [19:55] <VazHul> roll 1d20+8
  12. [19:55] <!DM-sama> VazHul rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
  13. [19:55] <!DM-sama> Initiative.
  14. [19:55] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+4
  15. [19:55] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{23}
  16. [19:55] <VazHul> You go first.
  17. [19:55] <@Malakai> I needed that to be a 20 so bad
  18. [19:55] == Malakai has changed nick to Malakai|23
  19. [19:56] <@Malakai|23> ok
  20. [19:56] <@Malakai|23> I know for a fact based on all of his fights, and the fact that he ripped my goddamn soul out like it was nothing, he's powerful
  21. [19:56] <@Malakai|23> I need to end this asap
  22. [19:57] <@Malakai|23> I'm going to frenzy immediately
  23. [19:57] <@Malakai|23> "██████████████████████▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄!!!"
  24. [19:58] <@Malakai|23> Gonna just attack head on
  25. [19:58] <@Malakai|23> roll 1d20+26
  26. [19:58] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 1d20+26 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{44}
  27. [19:58] <@Malakai|23> crit
  28. [19:58] <@Malakai|23> confirming
  29. [19:58] <@Malakai|23> roll 1d20
  30. [19:58] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  31. [19:58] <@Malakai|23> roll 1d20+26
  32. [19:58] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 1d20+26 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{44}
  33. [19:58] <@Malakai|23> roll 1d20
  34. [19:58] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{1}
  35. [19:58] <@Malakai|23> roll 1d20+21
  36. [19:58] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{38}
  37. [19:59] <@Malakai|23> roll 1d20+16
  38. [19:59] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{29}
  39. [19:59] <@Malakai|23> ok
  40. [19:59] <@Malakai|23> so
  41. [19:59] <@Malakai|23> two crits, one failed the confirm
  42. [19:59] <@Malakai|23> or at least nat 1'd it
  43. [19:59] <VazHul> crit hit hit
  44. [19:59] <VazHul> The nat 1 means that you miss completely.
  45. [19:59] <@Malakai|23> k
  46. [19:59] <@Malakai|23> roll 2d4+1d6+12
  47. [19:59] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 2d4+1d6+12 --> [ 2d4=6 1d6=5 ]{23}
  48. [19:59] <@Malakai|23> roll 2d4+1d6+12
  49. [19:59] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 2d4+1d6+12 --> [ 2d4=7 1d6=1 ]{20}
  50. [20:00] <@Malakai|23> roll 2d4+1d6+12
  51. [20:00] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 2d4+1d6+12 --> [ 2d4=6 1d6=3 ]{21}
  52. [20:00] <@Malakai|23> 133 damage
  53. [20:00] <Vripe> jesus
  54. [20:00] <@Malakai|23> it's ok
  55. [20:00] <VazHul> The witchdoctor spreads his arms as your attacks slice through him.
  56. [20:00] <@Malakai|23> I lose anyways
  57. [20:01] <VazHul> "Damn, mon'. You hit just as hard as I thought."
  58. [20:01] <VazHul> You take 133 damage as the slashes you made on his flesh appear on yours as well in an instant.
  59. [20:01] <VazHul> [Curse Bond]
  60. [20:03] * VazHul regenerates 30 health.
  61. [20:03] <VazHul> It only works on damage, not healing.
  62. [20:04] <VazHul> Just FYI
  63. [20:04] * VazHul claps his hands together.
  64. [20:05] <VazHul> "You mind if I end dis quickly, brudda?"
  65. [20:05] <VazHul> He says with a smile.
  66. [20:05] <VazHul> He waits for you to responds.
  67. [20:05] <@Malakai|23> "██████████████████████▀▀▀▀█▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄!!!"
  68. [20:06] <VazHul> "Too bad!"
  69. [20:06] <VazHul> [Bouncing Fireball]
  70. [20:07] <VazHul> Roll 1d20+13 touch attack.
  71. [20:07] <!DM-sama> VazHul rolled : 1d20+13 touch attack. --> [ 1d20=16 ]{29}
  72. [20:08] <VazHul> That's clearly a hit.
  73. [20:08] <VazHul> roll 10d6
  74. [20:08] <@Malakai|23> yep
  75. [20:08] <!DM-sama> VazHul rolled : 10d6 --> [ 10d6=30 ]{30}
  76. [20:08] <VazHul> You take 30 damage, 15 fire and 15 physical.
  77. [20:08] <VazHul> Now make a strength check.
  78. [20:08] <@Malakai|23> roll 1d20+9
  79. [20:08] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{20}
  80. [20:08] <VazHul> Okay.
  81. [20:09] <VazHul> The base DC is 32
  82. [20:09] <VazHul> So you failed by 12
  83. [20:09] <VazHul> Which means you are hurled 120ft into the air.
  84. [20:09] <VazHul> On an arc.
  85. [20:09] <Lash> Dude fuck this fucking doctor.
  86. [20:10] <@Malakai|23> ^
  87. [20:10] <VazHul> As you fly off into the distance the witchdoctor places his hand over his eyes to block the glare as he watches.
  88. [20:10] <VazHul> "Look at it go."
  89. [20:10] <@Malakai|23> (pffft)
  90. [20:10] * Lash covers her mouth and starts snickering under her breath
  91. [20:11] <VazHul> When you land you take..... 12d6 falling damage.
  92. [20:11] <VazHul> Are you dead?
  93. [20:11] <@Malakai|23> well
  94. [20:11] <@Malakai|23> I was at 6 hp
  95. [20:11] <@Malakai|23> then that happened
  96. [20:11] <@Malakai|23> HOWEVER
  97. [20:11] <VazHul> rLet's assume minimum damage, you land in a pile of grain or soething.
  98. [20:11] <@Malakai|23> I HAVE DIEHARD
  99. [20:11] <@Malakai|23> AND AM STILL IN FRENZY
  100. [20:11] <VazHul> So you're at -6
  101. [20:11] <Shard> Lashgoesinsane.avi
  102. [20:11] <Shard> all over again
  103. [20:12] <VazHul> You burst out of the grain and run towards him full speed.
  104. [20:12] <Lash> HEY QUIET FROM THE FUCKING PEANUT GALLERY KNIFE EAR.
  105. [20:13] <VazHul> You're 4 hp from death and you'll lose 1 per round until you die.
  106. [20:13] <VazHul> So.....
  107. [20:13] <VazHul> Anyone going to stop him?
  108. [20:13] <@Malakai|23> I can't control myself right now, so yeah
  109. [20:13] <VazHul> He already lost when he was knocked out of the ring.... and over the bleachers.... and into the grain still.....
  110. [20:13] <@Malakai|23> my actual conscious brain is OUT, so it doesn't make sense to try to end my own frenzy right now
  111. [20:14] <Belor> Am I healed yet?
  112. [20:14] <VazHul> Know what? Nevermind.
  113. [20:14] <VazHul> You charge into the arena again preparing to engage on the witchdoctor.
  114. [20:14] <VazHul> He casually reaches into his pouch and pulls out a white powder.
  115. [20:15] <VazHul> "Stick a bone in it, mon'. You're done."
  116. [20:15] * Sazir looks at the fight. "Oh poor stupid heretic. Think I should stop him friendly heretic?"
  117. [20:15] * VazHul blows the powder into your face.
  118. [20:15] <VazHul> Make a will save.
  119. [20:15] <VazHul> DC 20
  120. [20:15] <@Malakai|23> roll 1d20+4
  121. [20:15] <!DM-sama> Malakai|23 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
  122. [20:15] <Lash> "Who's the friendly heretic? I'm confused"
  123. [20:15] <VazHul> Your frenzy ends and you fall into a deep slumber.
  124. [20:15] <VazHul> [Tanquilizer Dust]
  125. [20:16] <VazHul> "I guess dat be dat, den'."
  126. [20:16] <Sazir> "The one sleeping in the arena."
  127. [20:16] <Belor> "Our name for our companion out in the ring....it's a long story"
  128. [20:16] <Lash> ..Hey guys what do you call it when a Tranquil is out in the sun too long? Kappa.
  129. [20:17] <VazHul> "DA WINNA!" The announcer shouts as he waves to Vazhul.
  130. [20:18] <VazHul> "Not dat puttin' down rabid animals be much of a victory...." Vaz'Hul says as he scratches his head and turns to face his final opponent.
  131. [20:18] <Lash> "...What's he looking at me for?"
  132. [20:18] <VazHul> "IT BE TIME FO' DA FINAL MATCH! LASH vs VAZ'HUL!"
  133. [20:18] <Lash> "WHAT?!"
  134. [20:18] * VazHul crouches patientlywaiting.
  135. [20:19] <Belor> "hahaha...good luck....OH wait!" He looks for something
  136. [20:19] <VazHul> It's been 3 rounds, so he's back at full health thanks to his regen.
  137. [20:19] * Lash turns to Belor, whispering with desperation in her voice. "Help...me"
  138. [20:19] <VazHul> 4 now.
  139. [20:19] * Belor unhooks his Scabbard of Shinsei and hands it to her "This might help and try to take the ring off the heretic"
  140. [20:20] <VazHul> FUCK
  141. [20:20] <VazHul> I FORGOT SHE'S A VIRGIN
  142. [20:20] <Lash> ...Well well well...
  143. [20:20] <Lash> Wait
  144. [20:20] <VazHul> GOD DAMN IT
  145. [20:20] <Lash> Eh- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
  146. [20:20] <Lash> WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT
  147. [20:20] <VazHul> THE SCABBARD WORKS FOR ANY VIRGIN FEMALE
  148. [20:20] * VazHul tantrums.
  149. [20:20] <VazHul> TIME OUT
  150. [20:20] <Belor> You can use my super power hack item.
  151. [20:21] <VazHul> I NEED TO THINK
  152. [20:21] <Lash> ...Oh...OH...Oooohhhh.
  153. [20:21] <Lash> Hohohohohohohooo~
  154. [20:21] <VazHul> Pre-cast your spells for the match.
  155. [20:21] <Vripe> wait, OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  156. [20:21] <Sazir> >Dat feeling when you just outsmarted the DM
  157. [20:21] <Vripe> AHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIT
  158. [20:21] <Vripe> now it just gives her an excuse for more tentacles
  159. [20:21] * Lash looks at Belor "Wait what ring..this is important"
  160. [20:21] <Vripe> IT'S FOR BALANCE ISSUES, SERIOUSLY
  161. [20:22] <VazHul> Okay.
  162. [20:22] <VazHul> You can have the scabbard and the ring.
  163. [20:22] <Lash> ...
  164. [20:22] <VazHul> It won't save you from disables.
  165. [20:22] <Lash> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  166. [20:22] <VazHul> You have to take off one of your rings.
  167. [20:22] <Belor> "He has a ring that lets him gain resistance to magic....I should of took it when I faced you" He smiles and coughs a little
  168. [20:23] <Belor> "...Oh"
  169. [20:23] <Lash> All I can think of
  170. [20:23] <Lash> is
  171. [20:23] <Lash> fuckin
  172. [20:23] <Lash> uh
  173. [20:23] <Lash> wow
  174. [20:23] <Lash> I choked and forgot
  175. [20:23] <Lash> too excited
  176. [20:23] <Belor> "Would you also like a hand?" he shows his amulet
  177. [20:23] <Lash> "Eh..what's that?"
  178. [20:24] <Belor> "Oh a fancy little things lets you gain the benefit of another ring!"
  179. [20:24] <Lash> "....Oh..oh my.."
  180. [20:24] <Lash> E-Everyones putting s-so much faith into me...
  181. [20:25] <Lash> I-I h-hope I don't d-disappointed
  182. [20:25] <Lash> >ed
  183. [20:25] <Lash> FUCKING
  184. [20:25] <Lash> TOO
  185. [20:25] <Lash> SAS=FAJOSG;LAJS
  186. [20:25] <Lash> I-I HAVE TO GO
  187. [20:25] <Sazir> Ally, Ally
  188. [20:25] <Sazir> Just remember
  189. [20:25] <Belor> "J-just remember to return them after you wipe the floor with that troll"
  190. [20:25] <Sazir> If you lose
  191. [20:25] <Sazir> We won't judge you
  192. [20:25] <Sazir> We'll just be dissapointed
  193. [20:25] <Lash> ...Chances are
  194. [20:25] <Lash> because it's the witch doctor
  195. [20:25] <Lash> I'm gonna lose.
  196. [20:25] <Lash> because I know our DM
  197. [20:25] <Lash> and she won't allow this
  198. [20:26] <Lash> not
  199. [20:26] <Lash> juan
  200. [20:26] <Lash> bit.
  201. [20:26] <Belor> No
  202. [20:26] <Belor> You have a chance
  203. [20:26] <Belor> YOu can do it mon!
  204. [20:26] <VazHul> I don't intend to do anything the witchdoctor can't do already.
  205. [20:26] <@Malakai|23> Believe in the heart of the Die!
  206. [20:26] <Belor> Believe in the heart of the MoJo!
  207. [20:26] <Sazir> And then she gets a 1 to resist polymorph
  208. [20:27] <VazHul> Alright, just step in the arena.
  209. [20:27] <Lash> Hold on
  210. [20:27] <Lash> Hooolllllld
  211. [20:27] <Lash> on.
  212. [20:27] <Belor> Hmmm?
  213. [20:31] * Lash starts whistling as she walks over to Malakai, she crouches down and slides the ring off of his finger and places it on the hand now hanging around her next. She pats the berserker on the head and smiles. "Maybe we'll get lucky, right?"
  214. [20:33] * Lash stands up and walks into the arena, quickly placing a joint in her mouth. She lights it and stares at the witch doctor. "You and I, Doctor doctor, alone at last. The next fights-" She pauses for a moment, and looks at Ashra. "[Draconic] We fight, in the presence of a king, Doctor. We fight, not only to entertain but to impress"
  215. [20:33] * VazHul chuckles to himself.
  216. [20:34] <VazHul> "Why don't you be going first. Ya?" He says as he remains crouched doddling on the ground.
  217. [20:34] <Lash> "You wish to counter me immediately, do you not?"
  218. [20:34] <Lash> [Detect Magic]
  219. [20:34] <VazHul> Nothing happens.
  220. [20:34] <Lash> "You wish to see what I'll launch, so you'll throw it right back"
  221. [20:35] <Lash> "As you did with him. As you did with the necromancer."
  222. [20:35] <VazHul> You detect no magic.
  223. [20:35] <VazHul> From anywhere.
  224. [20:35] * Lash motions to Malakai, then Sazir.
  225. [20:35] <Lash> "So..it is what it is.
  226. [20:36] * Sazir cocks his head. "He never threw it back, he just...absorbed it."
  227. [20:36] <Lash> [Spider Climb, Expeditious Retreat]
  228. [20:36] <Lash> "You have a strategy for all of us, Doctor...what is yours against me?"
  229. [20:36] <Lash> roll 1d20+8
  230. [20:36] <!DM-sama> Lash rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{28}
  231. [20:36] <VazHul> roll 1d20+8
  232. [20:36] <!DM-sama> VazHul rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{17}
  233. [20:36] == Lash has changed nick to Lash|28
  234. [20:36] <VazHul> You go first.
  235. [20:36] <Lash|28> Surprise attack?
  236. [20:37] <VazHul> Sure.
  237. [20:38] <Lash|28> [Quickened Cast: Web, I place this at the top of the Arena>Fireball>Flesh to Stone]
  238. [20:38] <VazHul> Nothing happens.
  239. [20:38] <VazHul> None of your spells go off.
  240. [20:38] <Lash|28> "...I see."
  241. [20:38] <VazHul> You also aren't any faster despite expeditious retreat.
  242. [20:39] <VazHul> "Do ya really?" The witchdoctor asks.
  243. [20:39] * VazHul stands and taps his drawing with his staff.
  244. [20:39] <VazHul> "Dis be da "Pit o' Bones"
  245. [20:39] <VazHul> "As long as dis rune be here nobody be able ta use magic in da ring."
  246. [20:40] <VazHul> "Not even me."
  247. [20:40] <VazHul> "Ya tink ya be strong but right now, even ol' Vaz'hul could beat ya."
  248. [20:40] <VazHul> "You be da same as da odda two."
  249. [20:40] * VazHul points to Belor and Sazir.
  250. [20:41] * Belor he scratches his chin "Maybe I should of given her the sword as well......"
  251. [20:41] <VazHul> "Witout all ya tricks you be nuttin' but ya don be havin no backup plan."
  252. [20:41] <VazHul> "Even ya little trinkets be of no use in da pit."
  253. [20:41] * Lash|28 starts to laugh under her breath. "Is that what you truly think of me?"
  254. [20:41] <Sazir> "I don't think that'd matter much old friend. That old troll...as much as I hate to admit it...but he's strong."
  255. [20:41] <Lash|28> "You truly believe I don't have a backup plan..?"
  256. [20:42] <VazHul> "Oh? Watchu got left? Show ol' Vaz'Hul."
  257. [20:42] * VazHul readies his staff.
  258. [20:42] <Lash|28> "Why? You're a Witch Doctor, yes? I'm certain you could figure it out."
  259. [20:44] == Imouto [[email protected]] has joined #CYOASteady
  260. [20:45] <Lash|28> Okay so.
  261. [20:45] <Lash|28> I don't know if I'm here
  262. [20:45] <Lash|28> am I here?
  263. [20:45] <Lash|28> Hello?
  264. [20:45] <Lash|28> Okay.
  265. [20:45] <Lash|28> Splendid.
  266. [20:45] <Belor> (You are)
  267. [20:46] <Lash|28> roll 1d20+20 Bluff
  268. [20:46] <!DM-sama> Lash|28 rolled : 1d20+20 Bluff --> [ 1d20=10 ]{30}
  269. [20:46] <VazHul> roll 1d20+25
  270. [20:46] <!DM-sama> VazHul rolled : 1d20+25 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{35}
  271. [20:47] == Shard [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 360 seconds]
  272. [20:47] <Lash|28> roll 1d20+20 Spellcraft check, the rune
  273. [20:47] <!DM-sama> Lash|28 rolled : 1d20+20 Spellcraft check, the rune --> [ 1d20=16 ]{36}
  274. [20:48] <VazHul> It's exactly as he says, you need to disturb the rune to be able to use magic.
  275. [20:48] <VazHul> It's just drawn in the dirt.
  276. [20:49] <Lash|28> What is the distance, from where I am.
  277. [20:50] <VazHul> It's right next to him 20ft in front of you.
  278. [20:51] <Lash|28> Would so much as stepping on it disturb it?
  279. [20:51] <VazHul> Yeah, you could kick it out.
  280. [20:51] <Lash|28> I'd assume I would provoke an attack of opportunity by doing so, correct.
  281. [20:51] <VazHul> But you'd have to run head first at a troll with 3 levels on you to do it.
  282. [20:51] <VazHul> Yes you would.
  283. [20:52] <Lash|28> That's..what I worried for.
  284. [20:52] * Lash|28 raises her hand "One moment doctor."
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