•	‘you’re lying on the floor of the movie theater crying and i’m the employee who has to tell you another movie starts in five minutes so you have to leave and i’m really sorry but im also confused as to why a documentary on lightbugs affected you so much’ au
•	‘i found you sleeping on my balcony when i went out to water my plants why are you here and more importantly how did you get here we’re eighteen floors up’ au
•	‘i’m having a minor breakdown in the middle of bed bath and beyond and you’re a bewildered shopper who wants to buy plates but also to make sure i’m okay bc im wailing a little bit in the kitchenware section’ au
•	‘i asked a staff member and they said you’ve been coming to the pound every day to play with the dog i’m taking home today and that’s why you’re getting weirdly emotional’ au
•	‘why are you dancing in your underwear to kelly clarkson in a public bathroom while brushing your teeth’ au
•	-We’re both waiting at the bus station together in the rain and you let me go under your umbrella, and now my bus has arrived but I don’t want to leave you
•	-You’re the only person who’s still eating at my restaurant late at night and I want to close now but also you’re really hot???
•	-Our apartments are across the street from each other and you caught me singing and dancing in the living room on my own
•	-I overheard you talking about how terrible the film was when we were both walking out of the cinema and now we’re having a debate but I can’t get angry at you because you’re really adorable
•	-My dog just ran into you and made you fall into a puddle and we’re both trying to apologise but we both can’t stop laughing
•	-You’re the new employee at work and I’m going to try and spend lots of extra time sorting out files near your desk because I’m too nervous to actually speak to you because you’re just TOO HOT
•	-We’ve both been stood up by our blind dates and are sat on tables next to each other, and I’m not sure if I should talk to you or not because you’re really attractive but also kind of intimidating
•	-I accidentally spilt my coffee all over the book you were reading on the subway and you want to take me to get another coffee and I want to take you to buy another book
•	-We both showed up at the same night club in the exact same outfit and I’m not sure whether to be embarrassed or proud that I’ve picked the same thing as you because you seem really cool
•	-You work at a coffee shop and you completely messed up my drink but I’m going to forgive you because you seem so cute and lovely
•	the “my friends dared me to do something touchy-feely/awkward/otherwise personal thing to a random person and you happened to walk by, sorry, but i really need that 50 bucks” au
•	the “were the only ones in our friend circle that arent dating someone, lets pretend to date each other to freak them out- wait shit, i actually like you” au
•	the “you happened to be at my house when i had my boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other over and you got in on the action somehow” au
•	the “no, they’re just my friend but if you try to date them i’ll punch your lights out” au
•	the “we both starting singing badly to the same song in the diner and everyones looking at us like we’re here together” au
•	You couldn’t reach the high shelf at the grocery store and when I asked if you needed help you immediately refused but you just knocked the whole shelf down I think you probably need help at this point au
•	I just sat next to you on the bus but the chair made a squeaky noise and I’m pretty sure you think I farted but iT WAS THE CHAIR I SWEAR AND WE’LL BE HERE FOR TWO HOURS DEBATING THIS au
•	I stayed up late unable to sleep and noticed banging next door through the thin walls. I stick my head out the door and you’re there very drunk slumped on the floor crying  because you’re too plastered to stick it in the keyhole and subsequently very emotional
•	I walked straight into a pole after seeing a really pretty person and you lost your shit at the nearby cafe, being the only person who saw me do it.
•	“i borrowed ur pen and its been 2 weeks and i still haven’t returned it bc every time i talk to u, i am reminded of thE MASSIVE FUCKING CRUSH I HAVE ON U which ends up leaving me speechless” au
•	“u caught me dramatically lip syncing/dancing and instead of laughing u joined in v v badly and we sung a fucking duet together” au
•	“u sat next to me on the plane and idk if ur nervous or something but wHY DO U NEED THE TOILET SO FUCKING MUCH” au
•	“i’m a bus driver and despite my no-coins policy, u always manage to weasel ur way into giving them to me w/ stories that cannot possibly be tru” au
•	“i didn’t realise i was staring at u while daydreaming” au
•	“i have never met u in my entire life but u keep sarcastically responding to my tweets and i wanted to punch u until i saw ur icon and now i wanna kiss u” au
•	“i thought u had a crush on our friend and u thought i had a crush on the same friend when in reality, we have a crush on each other” au
•	“i thought you were my new roommate’s boyfriend so i casually invited you in but you’re actually the RA of the dorm and now you think i want to have sex with you” au
•	“i accidentally flooded the laundry room and you really needed to do laundry” au
•	“i took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because i could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now you’re staring at me weirdly” au
•	“we have to go camping together and share a sleeping bag even though we’re complete strangers” au
•	“the cereal dispenser in the dining hall broke while i was getting froot loops and now they’re all over the floor and you blame me ” au
•	“we argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out and we’re still arguing outside of class” au
•	fake dating my best friend to have someone to vent to on family gatherings. meanwhile pissing off my conservative uncle i never liked anyway and then pretending to date even though noone is around AU
•	my new neighbor is smoking hot and i didn’t even like women until now and she has a garden and plants flowers in her bikini and i am dying inside AU
•	the obligatory coffee shop story in which i buy my hot chocolate with cinnamon whenever i feel bad and the cute barista starts drawing little pictures on my cup to make me smile and it always works so i come on days when i don’t actually feel sad AU
•	excuse you you are sitting on my seat in this lecture and who are you anyway i never saw you before hey wtf are you checking me out? AU
•	body swap with height difference and lots of awkward ensuing clumsyness AU
•	we are the only two girls left after all the partnering-up stuff in this heteronormative dancing lesson so let’s dance together i didn’t like any of the guys anyway AU
•	can i sit with you during this trainride bc the guy over there is giving me the creeps and oh my god are you reading a song of ice and fire? AU
•	you found me drunk and crying in a bathroom bc my ex dumped me and then you brought me to a taxi and insisted to give me your number so you’d know that i got home safe and then we start texting a lot AU
•	we bump into each other in the supermarket every friday and we always buy the same ice cream maybe we should eat some ice cream together AU
•	my mother brought her new partner home and i am slightly pissed off for no reason and then it turns out her partner has a daughter my age and i’ll probably hate her but then we team up to rant about our horribly lovey-dovey parents and it’s delightful bc you are so full of rage AU
•	i went to a museum to get some inspiration to draw and then i saw you staring at one of the paintings in awe so i drew you and then you saw my picture and i am dying of embarassment AU
•	“My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.”
•	“I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.”
•	“This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry.”
•	 “I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked.”
•	“I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”
•	“I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”
•	“You have just witnessed me cry over the ending to my favorite game before class began please don’t ever tell anyone about this.”
•	“I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”
•	“I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”
•	“You’re headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so I know you’re listening to educational children’s cartoon theme songs.”
•	“You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”
•	“You accidently broke my arm when you fell from a tree and landed on top of me.”
•	“I got my ass handed to me in SSB4 by this little kid and you were there to witness it.”
•	“I’ve never talked to you before but the teacher just used us as an example for a scenario where we are married.”
•	“Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.”
•	“I’m running late to school and you just hit me with your motorcycle cause you’re also late and no I don’t want to go to the hospital instead because I cannot miss this test just please give me a ride instead?”
•	“Please don’t tell anyone that I carry a stuffed animal around with me and even talk to it.”
•	“Hello I’m your boss and you’re the new employee who just saw me shove an entire cupcake into my mouth.”
•	“I’m watching The Lion King on my phone and I’m trying to hide the fact I’m sobbing uncontrollably but you notice anyway.”
•	“I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.”
•	“Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”