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  1. why even bother making a video where all you do is cheat? we/people/I want to see someone do an amazing feat. If someone cheats at the olypics people will feel betrayed and angry cause it's not cool. If you watch someone take the gold medal you recognize his/her achivement. this is pretending to play fair because of the title, but what he dose is cheat.
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  5. Glitchless really rustles my jimmies. I dont think the runners know what a glitch is. I mean, do they really think boosting yourself with a bomb is ok? doing fire temple first!?! the leaderboards should be cleared; the category is corrupted. Hell, one should be DQed if they balkwalk because I tellin you there is no way that was intended by the creators
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  9. By George, what an unscrupulous category! Do you even know what the word Glitchless means!? Damage boosting to skip half a dungeon, sliding backwards through owl cutscenes! Don't even give me this rubbish about "exploits," we all know the makers didn't intend for you to jump further with a mid-air jumpslash! Hell, if I had my druthers you'd all be DQ'd for so much as backwalking! Glitchless! Bah! The audacity of some speedrunners...
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  17. 100% really rustles my jimmies. I dont think the runners know what 100% is. I mean, do they really think ignoring house cow is ok? doing dungeons without map/compass!?! the leaderboards should be cleared; the category is corrupted. Hell, one should be DQed if there's a single boulder left, because I tellin you there is no way a save file with DoT still closed is 100% completed
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  21. Holding straight up is a glitch. Don't be a dirty glitch user
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  25. I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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  30. I would like to have a word with the imbecile who coined the term "glitchless" to portray this category. Would you like me to purchase you a dictionary you nonsensical worm? You’re in need. Please, explain to me how your peanut brain thinks trapping morpha in a corner is acceptable?! “Glitchless” is just a poor man's MST, so either get literate or get good.
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