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  1. 00:07 woundThreads began trolling aristocraticTerror
  2. 00:08 woundThreads •i have a very young, very enthusiastic troll telling me to talk to you
  3. 00:08 woundThreads •do you have any idea why
  4. 00:23 aristocraticTerror I(.(.(.
  5. 00:23 aristocraticTerror No(.
  6. 00:24 aristocraticTerror But it is a welcome distraction(.
  7. 00:24 woundThreads •well
  8. 00:24 woundThreads •hello, then
  9. 00:25 woundThreads •i'm itziar
  10. 00:25 aristocraticTerror A pleasure(, Itziar(. I wish it were under better circumstances(. I am Ederic(.
  11. 00:26 woundThreads •circumstances rarely become better when you wish them to, in this game
  12. 00:26 woundThreads •it's usually better to try and take them as they are when they come to you
  13. 00:27 woundThreads •but i hope it will be a pleasure indeed
  14. 00:27 aristocraticTerror I believe ')this game') encompasses the circumstances I was speaking of(, to be perfectly honest(.
  15. 00:27 woundThreads •heh
  16. 00:28 woundThreads •i've spent 18 of my 26 sweeps in it
  17. 00:28 woundThreads •it's hardly even noticable now
  18. 00:29 aristocraticTerror I am only 8(.
  19. 00:29 woundThreads •yes
  20. 00:29 woundThreads •it would be harder at your age
  21. 00:29 woundThreads •i'm sorry
  22. 00:31 aristocraticTerror I(. It wouldn')t be so difficult to deal with(, if it was only me(. But other people suffer(, and are killed(, and are forced to kill(.(.(.
  23. 00:32 woundThreads •ah
  24. 00:32 woundThreads •yes
  25. 00:32 woundThreads •i do know what you mean
  26. 00:33 woundThreads •i look at this child in my session, not yet even six, and wonder what her life would have been, if not for this
  27. 00:33 woundThreads •and the young ones get younger as i get older and older
  28. 00:34 woundThreads •and the game grows more brutal to make them grow up all the faster
  29. 00:35 aristocraticTerror Yes(.
  30. 00:35 aristocraticTerror And there is nothing we can do but wish we had some way to help(.
  31. 00:36 woundThreads •mmm
  32. 00:36 woundThreads •oh, but i'm sure uthymi didn't bother me to come here so you could read the morbid ramblings of an old lady
  33. 00:37 woundThreads •tell me, how many games have you played?
  34. 00:37 aristocraticTerror This is my fifth(. Or(, the prelude to(.
  35. 00:38 woundThreads •ah, then you
  36. 00:38 woundThreads •you're well on your way to becoming a steady player
  37. 00:38 aristocraticTerror I have been playing for just over half a sweep(.
  38. 00:39 aristocraticTerror I(.
  39. 00:39 aristocraticTerror It does not get any easier(, does it?
  40. 00:39 woundThreads •... it does
  41. 00:40 woundThreads •slowly
  42. 00:40 woundThreads •so slowly that you don't even realize it, until you see a fresh young face staring about in wonder at the things you've come to consider normal
  43. 00:41 woundThreads •it took about twelve sessions for me
  44. 00:41 aristocraticTerror (.(.(.
  45. 00:42 aristocraticTerror At this rate I should finish before I am 10(.
  46. 00:42 woundThreads •it took me longer
  47. 00:42 woundThreads •but not much
  48. 00:43 aristocraticTerror My last session was two weeks(. With a timer(. The one before(, the reckoning triggered as soon as I had the Tadpole in hand(.
  49. 00:43 aristocraticTerror If I did not know better I would say this game had it out for me(.
  50. 00:43 woundThreads •holy shit, kid
  51. 00:44 woundThreads •yeah, that's bad luck
  52. 00:44 woundThreads •or bad predestination
  53. 00:44 woundThreads •my third session lasted nearly half a sweep
  54. 00:44 aristocraticTerror I was also locked in the magicant for all but two days of those weeks(.
  55. 00:44 aristocraticTerror And both times I was the only one to fight the black king, or do the frog breeding(.
  56. 00:46 woundThreads •...
  57. 00:46 woundThreads •shit, kid
  58. 00:47 aristocraticTerror At least this last time I was a space player(.
  59. 00:49 woundThreads •while stuck in the magicant?
  60. 00:49 woundThreads •"at least"?
  61. 00:50 aristocraticTerror For the breeding(.
  62. 00:50 woundThreads •ederic, those are truly shit circumstances
  63. 00:50 aristocraticTerror I was forced to breed the Genesis Frog and fight the black king in less than a day(.
  64. 00:50 aristocraticTerror I could not have managed if I was not Space(.
  65. 00:51 woundThreads •... not to butt horns with any moirails or otherwise you might have, but do you want a hug?
  66. 00:51 aristocraticTerror [>Eddy: start crying]
  67. 00:52 aristocraticTerror I(.(.(.
  68. 00:52 aristocraticTerror I(.(.(.
  69. 00:52 aristocraticTerror Y-yes(.(.(.
  70. 00:52 woundThreads hugs you tight, kid
  71. 00:52 aristocraticTerror hugs back
  72. 00:52 woundThreads hopefully doesn't smell too much like old lady or whack you with her horns
  73. 00:53 aristocraticTerror doesn')t care if you do on either count
  74. 00:53 aristocraticTerror 's lusus smelled like ancient fear and bad fish
  75. 00:54 aristocraticTerror 's lusus also wasn')t very graceful putting him to coon sometimes and would accidentally hit him against a doorframe or wall
  76. 00:54 woundThreads ha!
  77. 00:55 woundThreads ((*•))
  78. 00:55 aristocraticTerror misses her
  79. 00:55 woundThreads •yeah, i know
  80. 00:55 woundThreads •it's harsh
  81. 00:55 woundThreads •but it's okay
  82. 00:55 woundThreads •i understand
  83. 00:56 woundThreads hugs tighter
  84. 00:56 aristocraticTerror I know she')s collecting my selves in the bubbles(.
  85. 00:56 aristocraticTerror The next time I make a wrong decision(, she will be there welcoming me(.
  86. 00:57 woundThreads •ah
  87. 00:57 woundThreads •... you're tyrian, aren't you?
  88. 00:57 aristocraticTerror Yes(.
  89. 00:58 woundThreads •i'm glad you'll get to see your lusus again, then
  90. 00:59 aristocraticTerror You will be able to see yours again(, too(.
  91. 01:00 woundThreads •heh
  92. 01:00 woundThreads •probably sooner than you
  93. 01:00 aristocraticTerror Probably(.
  94. 01:01 aristocraticTerror hugs Itziar
  95. 01:01 woundThreads keeps a tight hold on ederic
  96. 01:02 aristocraticTerror is thankful for the hugs
  97. 01:03 woundThreads •hey, least i can do, you know
  98. 01:04 woundThreads •i'm not doing my job if i don't make some kid get a schnozzfull of musty old lady smell at least twice a week
  99. 01:05 woundThreads • (:
  100. 01:10 aristocraticTerror hah
  101. 01:10 aristocraticTerror *(.
  102. 01:11 aristocraticTerror I(.
  103. 01:11 aristocraticTerror Thank you(.
  104. 01:11 woundThreads •it really isn't all that much
  105. 01:11 woundThreads •don't worry about thanking me
  106. 01:13 woundThreads pets ederic's hair
  107. 01:14 woundThreads •anyway, i'm a Star
  108. 01:14 woundThreads •i can take whatever gets thrown at me
  109. 01:14 woundThreads •might as well take a little of what gets thrown at other people, too
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