Thoughts on Sloshing Machine

Sloshing Machine
Sub: Splat Bomb
Special: Splat Bomb Rush

Just like everyone, I was wondering what the Sloshing Machine was back when all we had was it's internal name but once the weapon was complete I was in complete shock. There's a lot of weapons that are jokes and based off something but this weapon is just a washing machine. No beating around the bush just a washing machine. So how is it? Well if I told you there's a washing machine what would you think? It sounds bad right and it plays kinda bad.

The Sloshing Machine is what I'm going to say is a sub-class of the Slosher. I'm just going to call the sub class the Slosh Blaster because that's how the Sloshing Machine plays. It lays ink down like a Slosher, it looks like a Slosher but it works kinda like a blaster. But unlike a blaster, the whole trail of ink the machine places can do damage and doesn't solely rely on the burst at the end of the shot do to damage. It's stats are pretty similar to that of the normal Slosher (Deco) but you can move a bit better while sloshing. The damage is kinda sad as it takes 2 direct hits to kill or 3 indirect hits to kill which may not sound like much but when blasters all kit with one direct and Sloshers normally kill with 2 hits regardless, it makes the machine look like a joke in comparison to the other two. Oh and unlike the normal Slosher, the Sloshing Machine can have it's TTK lowered by Defense Up which is annoying. The normal Slosher and even the Tri-Slosher can still 2 hit regardless of defense.

It has Splat Bomb and Rush to it which is not a good set for it to have. I guess they went with these because it's a Slosher class weapon and the Slosher has yet to have these but it doesn't help the weapon that much. Splat Bombs are fine and all but there's a lot better things it should have had. People say it should have had Burst Bombs but honestly, we don't need more weapons with Burst Bombs. This weapon is basically just a meme weapon and I don't think people will use it seriously. People will us the Slosher or the Slosher Deco instead because those have better sets and are just overall better

All in all, I don't like it. I probably won't use it at all. I'll stick to the Slosher Deco if I want to use a Slosher class weapon