Our ChadPaper
First off, this ChadPaper is a complete rejection of the modern “white paper.” Crypto-Bolsheviks have infested our beautiful community. They only want profits and to reduce the individual investor to cattle, something to feast from. The Chad Movement rejects this dehumanization. Our culture is one of pure upliftance and acceptance. If you are a strong Aryan weight lifter, be the strongest one you can be. If you are a thing gay catboi, be the cutest one you can be. Chad is not concerned with dogma or ideology, only mutual respect and self-improvement. A total rejection of this toxic “progress” and a return to the pure values that Satoshi (hollowed be his name) gifted us.
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Our community is forming something beyond a fanclub for a useless shitcoin. We are a spiritual movement. A new, memetic religion. Chad represents the inner beast inside all of us. You do not need to accept him, only awaken him. The Crypto-Bolsheviks want you to stay asleep. They fear your fully actualized potential. Vitalik the shape-shifting Jew reptilian is perhaps the most toxic of all. He has formed a cult worshiping authoritarianism. Chad rejects this and accepts that the community must lead the currency. Using crypto for such high-minded nonsense such as “smart contracts” is dumb. Crypto was always supposed to be a very pure and convenient currency. Chad is a return to crypto-traditionalism.
This is not so much a coin as it is a movement. Join us. Reject the greed and desire that other cryptos feed on. Put your bitcoin and faith in Chad. He will reward you. In Chad, UNITY. In Chad, PURITY. In Chad, PEACE. HEIL CHAD!