The Muffin Mare (Derpy thread bumper)

>"Hey Anon, I brought you some muffins and I was wondering if you want to eat some of them with me... you know.. like friends"
"Riiiiiight. Morning to you too, Derpy," you say while you motion her inside.
>"I brought you some chocolate chip and your favorite blueberry muffins! I hope you like them," Derpy muses hopefully.
"I'm sure I will.Now," you point at the sofa and she flies toward it. "Coffee or hot chocolate?"
>"Whatever you're having."
"Alright. Be right back."
>". . ."
". . ."
You plop beside her and place her cup at the table. "So..."
>She smiles at you and hands you a blueberry muffin. "Have breakfast...as friends."
"Derpy.." You stutter as you feel your cheeks get warm.
>"I'm okay, Anon. I understand why you said no yesterday," she assures you. "But that doesn't mean that we can't hang out anymore,right?"
You chuckle and give her mane a rub. "Of course we still can. We both know how much trouble you cause without me."
>"That's not true! I-ah..I just get sidetracked a bit sometimes!" She shoots back defensively.
"Jus' pulling your leg,Derpy," you say as you take a bite at the muffin.

>". . ."
". . ."
>"How is it, Anon?"
"Hm? The muffin? It tastes like cardboard with bits of blueberries on it," you quip and Derpy punches you lightly in the arm.
>"I don't remember you being a good baker, Mister Anonymous!"
"Still miles better than yours, though."
>"No it's not!"
"Yes it is."
>"Hairless ape!"
"Iron butt!"

>Derpy tries to look cross but breaks into a giggling fit as you try to mimic her reaction.
"Just kidding. These are the best cupcakes.."
>"Muffins,Anon," she corrects you.
"..muffins that I've ever tasted. Just don't let Pinkie know I told you this, yeah?" You ask her warily.
>She scoots closer and whispers at your ear. "Okaaaay. It's our secret, I promise."
You raise an eyebrow. "Pinkie promise?"
>"Nuh-uh! Something better...a Derpy promise!"
"Derpy promise it is."
>She just leans at your shoulder and sighs contentedly. "I'm happy we can still joke around.."
You chuckle a bit and add, "as friends."
>"Yeah! And we can still keep secrets..as friends!" She babbles as she slides and rests her head at the side of your legs.
"Derpy?"
>She squirms a bit to face you. "Hm?"
"Why me?"
>She just smiles warmly and boops your nose. "You made me feel special. With you,I feel complete. With you, I feel...happy."
You scoot her closer then start to rub one of her forehooves. "It's not like I don't like you,Derpy. It's just..I think I need more time to mull this whole thing over. I mean, aw crap, you know what I mean,right?"

>"Mhm. I understand,Anon," she says as she closes her eyes. A small smile then forms in her lips.
>"I'll wait."