Old Highdeas

I went through and removed all the names with letters, added in some context for different things (anywhere you see parentheses), and I also removed stuff that was related to inside jokes because they're just stupid by themselves. That is not to say that most of this isn't borderline retarded anyway

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                *****Highdeas*****

Bird themed rap group called 2can

I feel like a moon that's been through all its phases

When you talk about your brain you're talking in third person about yourself

We only say that the brain is the most important part of the body because we are the brain and we're selfish

"I've eaten... 5 tacos. Or, six if you count this one. I mean... You can count any as two if you want I can't tell you what to do."

Waterpants = what are pants

Pants are shirts for your legs

"My arms are too fucking long" - me

I feel like a baboon that's been through all it's mazes

"Do you even know what shapes look like" - B

"So how's the real world right now"
"it's damn cold"
"Oh sorry to hear that"

"Bruh what you doing B.B. looks like he just ate a snake"
"Bruh what face do you even make for that" - C.

"Yo T. I need you to seal this up in a way that it stays fresh"
"Well we don't have any bags so we're gonna have to... How the hell do we protect cheese?"

"Bruh is there a wasp in this house that could've stinged me or something" -B

"T. looks so scared over there"
"....yeah.... He looked vicious I thought he was about to bite me" - T
(Referring to a friend, not a pet)

E. kept telling me to get the bowl up. Eventually he just got up to take it himself. I got up and took the bowl and was like "Nah I'm not gonna make you do that" and we then had a conversation and I ended up putting it back and sitting down having forgotten ab it. When I first grabbed the bowl from him I knocked over a sprite can and spilled a little. I stared at it, picked it up and set it back, and covered the stain and said "didn't even spill a drop" and E. was next to me the whole time looking at me.

Your eyes tell me angry but your smile tells me high

"How fucking stupid do I look right now because I'm fucking stupid"

"You have brought us many smiles"

Dean makes the sunshine that magic bean grow
(I wrote this down bc someone just... They actually said that. I don't know)

This whore road, making its way all over town.

"Ok this lighter is done"
"Did we cache a lighter"

"Dude I get high so often that when I open my notes it goes straight to my highdeas"

S. looked like a fucking Sasquatch"

"Dude is that 2% or whole? because that is straight milk."

"I feel like a damn pineapple"
"What"
"I'm so prickly"
"How do you do your homework if you're prickly"
"Ahhhh"
"What"
(I don't know ab this one either. I swear this isn't the kind of shit we usually say to each other when stoned)

"Dude P. listen. I saw this dude doing magic tricks.""WHUT"

It's been fucking three days - S.

It's a different world out there - S.
(Talking ab going outside during a storm iirc)

"I'm turning sharp enough to be cheddar"

"Dude none of our plans go out to work"

Dude it's getting fucking primal in here. I mean like the damn rainforest. C. just said to write something down but I forgot.

"Let's hotbox a puppy dude. It'd be so cute. So cute." (With a really serious face)

"I hate to say"
"What? you just said 'I hate to say' and no 'told-ya so'"

I tipped my dip cup over on accident and to cover it up I quickly crawled to where it spilled and covered it up with my arm. Everybody laughed like "what the fuck is he doing" and I realized they really didn't know about the spill and nobody saw me cover it up. Then Blake looked at me and wasn't laughing and said "Dude I was the only one to understand why you did that" lmao he realized it and didn't tell

B. just said "I can't take this. Dxm fucks you up" then he turned around and lied face down on his pillow. The he looked up and I started laughing. Then I started typing this and halfway through he was doing some crazy shit but I don't really remember.
Damn I'm being coherent right now despite how fucked up I am and how long it's taking to write this shit.

I just looked up and said "so... what is everybody talking about?"

"What the fuck are you talking about" - E
"I'm not saying anything..." - Me

*about cooper sarcastically because he was laughing really weirdly* "yeah, do you ever get so high you become a motorboat"

"I can bet that if I was like that, and I was jewish, but if I was in that you can best bet I'd be at the top of a cedar tree"
"What are Germans scared of cedar trees?"
(We were watching the intro to Defiance)

"Bruh what did we hit"
"bad decisions. A whole brick wall of them"
(We weren't in a car, that much I remember, but I honestly don't remember the context of this one.)

Dude what if we stole a squad car and made a show called "Car Squad" and we just go around solving mysteries

S: Dude are you high
Me: Yea
S.: So B. you were lying!
*i turn around and face B. with a serious look on his face*
Me: Dude *make a face like 'sorry'*
*turn around*
Me: Just kidding
S.: Nah-nah-nah-nah

It's a chicken and egg joke, don't overthink it bitch.

What if my dogs know me as the human that brings weird smelling humans home

There's a big ass smile on my face right now but I'm aggravated

"My stomach is grumbling, growling, and everywhere howling"

C. it's like your car is my car's grandfather

"Murderous babies cannot be birthed by lions"
"I'm drinking footsteps"
(sometimes we would just try to make the most nonsensical sentence)

Ian where'd you buy your sweater"
"Oh, thank you so much!"

"Dude you're too fucked up"
"I'm just not ready for 2015, that's all" - Ian

If you got headache from being gay Tylenol would be marketed really differently

That was in my ear, banging on my damn drums.

"Throw some lighter ole crackhead booboo's way" - M.

"Somebody turned the brightness down on life!"

Do you ever start laughing thinking that someone found something else funny and you just instinctively laughed too, but it turned out they were laughing at something you didn't know about yet and you just play it off?

Is there a water hose around here or something? -Tay

My mouth is so dry I'm squeezing words out

I don't want to go to the square right now, nigga this ain't art in the park get the fuck on somewhere

"I ain't standing around two people in a hammock for real. That just looks like an anti-Christ meeting" - S.

"Looks like they're hanging out in a tarp" - S.

"Did you also fly a fucking kite with a key on it" - Me
(We were roasting the shit out of these girls who told us to come to the square one day and they were in a hammock lol)

"'They look like they're hanging out in a tarp' Yea thanks assholes" - K.
"S.! She saw the highdeas!" - T.

(Someone said they would open a chain of those meh restaurants like Chili's)
"Mine's gonna be a place like Outback Steakhouse called Nips"
"Bruh I'm gonna be the forty year old guy drinking a beer and you're gonna come up to me like 'How can I help you sir.' and then I'll say 'T... WHATUP NIGGA!'"

"She has two different cars. I want to fuck that bitch so hard"

"Oh my god, dude. I feel like a fucking samsquanch"
"I kicked a jack O latern in the assauphagus"

I like whale sounds

What if I drove a ghetto ass hummer? Oh god... I thought about how a small arms T-Rex would probably drive a hummer but then I thought what if I was driving it.

I feel like it's just... Like a good area. Like it's a good atmosphere for like coming up with ideas and tid-bits

"This isn't a hook it's just three sentence fragments"
(Someone was watching a Makkonnen music video)

"You know John Lennon's hair was really good when he was young"
E. dies out laughing
"Wait, I mean Joseph Stalin"

"If you go get me a sprite you can get any snackage you want."
"I can do that anytime here"
"Damn. You cracked the riddle"

"I'm not gonna say funny things anymore this hurts. "
1-min of laughing
"It's torture"
"It's like the best kind of torture." - E
1-min laughing
"No"

I feel like if you were on a desert island and you had a ton of weed you would die so much quicklier. Like you would try to drink ocean water or like forget that you're swimming and try to stand and drown.

Bean: oh shit we should go swimming
...
Me: not right now
...
Bean: No, I mean like... In the future

"Your present is from the past, but it's your gift to the future"
"It's a turtle from the Dominican Republic, chill out"

"I've started this thing where I walk into a gas station and find the most ghetto drink I can. And they taste amazing" - this dude at a party drinking Bug Juice

"I would be the worst superhero ever.
Like, I'll come help you... But can you me a ride?"

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Me: it's on the plate, kill it

H. (with hopelessness): you can't

A.: it's irresistible that's why you can't kill it

(There was a fly in the room)
i feel like we were definitely on dissos during this

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"I'm not the 'tell you I'm going to kill myself' type, I'm the 'get drunk and show up at her house at 3 a.m.' type" - B.

"See me. I've just never fallen in love. I'm just over here chillin hard as fuck. Like the other night she told me that I love you and I was like whatever."

Edit: Changed some formatting, but kept the quotes intact.