Wrong_Way

Math and Art Class (Mark,John,Diablo,Alina,Gwyd,Clara)

Nov 20th, 2013
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  1. <Solo>: damn i was about to ask if people wanted to go to class]
  2. <Wrong_Way>: [john is fastest hands on the east coast]
  3. <JohnQuint>: nah]
  4. <JohnQuint>: my head just plunks on the keyboard]
  5. <JohnQuint>: this was all a typo]
  6. <Wrong_Way>: [aw]
  7. <JohnQuint>: you wanna teach, or have someone else teach, Solo?]
  8. <Solo>: im kinda...dealing with something now anyway]
  9. <Solo>: its fine]
  10. <JohnQuint>: hmmm, alright, I'll let others come in, and then we can decide who can teach]
  11. <Salvador>: [I could be present and talk every once and a while]
  12. <Salvador>: [Im kinda on a rollercoaster for business levels at the moment]
  13. <JohnQuint>: alright, anyone wanna teach then?]
  14. <Solo>: you forgot reverb]
  15. <JohnQuint>: she is sitting out
  16. <JohnQuint>: ]
  17. <JohnQuint>: so I will teach, I guess?]
  18. <Jet_Isaacs>: [Maybe GT can play substitute?]
  19. <JohnQuint>: sure, that sounds good to me]
  20. <Jet_Isaacs>: [I'd need a bit to plan for a class and stuff]
  21. <Solo>: i want to teach math]
  22. <Solo>: that should give gt time to plan]
  23. <JohnQuint>: hmmm]
  24. <JohnQuint>: that sound good, Jet_Isaacs?]
  25. <Jet_Isaacs>: Sure]
  26. *** Jet_Isaacs is now known as Andy
  27. <Andy>: [Also, I think I'll do an art lesson]
  28. <Solo>: art is taken by greene]
  29. <Andy>: [GT's a substitute for all classes.]
  30. <Andy>: [Basically if a teacher can't make it to a class, for whatever reason, GT takes care of it.]
  31. <JohnQuint>: and we can say they are doing remus right now]
  32. <Solo>: If you touch math]
  33. <Solo>: you die]
  34. <Alina>: [there is more than one art teach and graine's probably off doing what the graine do]
  35. <Solo>: die]
  36. <Solo>: die]
  37. <Andy>: [So he can do any class.]
  38. <Solo>: Math is mine, sunbrogarnier does not sleep or eat[
  39. <Wrong_Way>: [steal math ahahaha]
  40. *** Solo is now known as Garnier
  41. <Garnier>: I will cut you]
  42. <JohnQuint>: so lead the way, Garnier ]
  43. <JohnQuint>: and then art]
  44. <Garnier>: It is a beautiful autumn day at the gar- bellingur school for gifted fellas, the birds are chirping. The leaves have completely fallen, and the feel of utter hopelessness has signalled the time for math in the school.
  45. Garnier has put a bucket full of water above the door
  46. Alina walks in, the bucket misses her by some luck
  47. JohnQuint tries to sneak to a seat in the corner back row
  48. <Garnier>: A single scorpion falls on her out of the bucket
  49. <Garnier>: the rest, disperse across the floor
  50. Alina looks at the scorpion, balancing it on her finger
  51. *** Salvador is now known as Diablo
  52. JohnQuint looks at the scorpions in fear
  53. Wrong_Way walks into the classroom yawning and finds a seat without too much notice on what's going on.
  54. Alina whistles a little tune, the scorpions are enchanted by it. She walks out of the room with her little parade
  55. <Garnier>: A scorpion runs up marks leg
  56. Diablo stoops down to enter the door an oversized notebook under his arm and a shitty tie clipped onto his robot neck
  57. <JohnQuint>: Andy, you gonna jet it up?]
  58. Alina pied piper's the scorpions out, then walks back to class
  59. Wrong_Way scratches his leg virgously, before he realizes it might be something crawling instead of itching.
  60. <Diablo>: "This math?"
  61. <Wrong_Way>: "SHOOT!"
  62. <Alina>: "Yep"
  63. <Diablo>: "Chill"
  64. Wrong_Way runs out of the classroom
  65. JohnQuint stares at the chalkboard
  66. Wrong_Way carefully looks under his pant leg
  67. <Garnier>: TAKE A SEAT
  68. <Garnier>: NO TALKING
  69. Diablo is a seven foot tall behemoth of red steel and fire, octopus eyes and a red cape draped over one shoulder
  70. JohnQuint remains silent, hood up one more
  71. Wrong_Way tries to shake the scorpion off his leg
  72. <Andy>: [Nope, planning out class.]
  73. <Diablo>: "Piss off, old man"
  74. Garnier walks out and drags mark back in, then shoves him in his seat
  75. <JohnQuint>: mkay]
  76. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez oh jeez oh jeezzzz...."
  77. <Garnier>: "Youre a robot"
  78. Diablo half crouches near the back of the classroom
  79. Alina is in her seat
  80. <Diablo>: "You 'mirin'?
  81. Garnier walks over to his desk, and pulls out a very large bottle of vodka
  82. Garnier some into his flask
  83. Garnier then proceeds to put the flask into the desk and chug the bottle
  84. Wrong_Way takes his pencil and his notebook, but gets the feeling that he might not need it.
  85. <Diablo>: "Im just not gonna take a desk, I'm not really asking for permission just thought I'd tell you"
  86. <Garnier>: "I just thought Id tell you, that if you dont get your creator in here"
  87. <Garnier>: "I will disintegrate you"
  88. <Garnier>: "Punk ass robots"
  89. JohnQuint just looks down, and waits for the man to start
  90. <Diablo>: "I'm not here in his place, faggot"
  91. Wrong_Way waits for the robot and the alcoholic teacher to stop fighting
  92. <Diablo>: "I'm an enrolled sentience housed in a biological clone brain piloting a robotic body"
  93. Diablo is reading this off a notecard
  94. <Diablo>: "read a book for once learn some shit man"
  95. <Garnier>: "Hmm very well then"
  96. <Diablo>: "Way to just assume, man"
  97. <Diablo>: "Really good show"
  98. Garnier teleports the robot to the schools roof, there is mathbook for preschoolers up there a pencil, and a celine dion tape playing. A sign says "Time out"
  99. <Garnier>: fyi, you can just walk back]
  100. <Garnier>: not trying to completely screw you over]
  101. <Garnier>: "Well then, is every-
  102. <Garnier>: "HEADLESS TARD"
  103. <Garnier>: "TAKE OFF YOUR HOOD"
  104. Wrong_Way doesn't know who he's talking about, but he flinches anyways.
  105. <JohnQuint>: Wha-Waht?1
  106. Diablo picks up the book
  107. <Garnier>: "Take off your hood or I will burn it off for you.Oh and wrong-tard whats 6x7?"
  108. <JohnQuint>: I-I am good, sir...
  109. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh 42, right?"
  110. <Wrong_Way>: "Do I know you sir?"
  111. <Garnier>: No it is the secret of life, now explain to me how using euclidean geometry
  112. Garnier walks over to john
  113. Garnier lights the top off his hood on fire
  114. <Diablo>: "Son of a bitch"
  115. JohnQuint looks down, quiverin, and then freaking out
  116. <JohnQuint>: AHOHGOD! NONONONO!
  117. <Garnier>: "Filthy gypsy tard, approach my board"
  118. JohnQuint smacks at the hood, as his head falls off
  119. Diablo breaks down roof access door
  120. Wrong_Way ends up attempting to do the math in his notes as he tries to avoid looking over to where all the crazy stuff goes on.
  121. Diablo marches down to the classroom
  122. <Garnier>: it wasnt locked
  123. Diablo kicks in door to classroom
  124. <JohnQuint>: Nonononnonono!
  125. <Diablo>: "HEY FAGGOT"
  126. Wrong_Way looks at the head on the floor.
  127. JohnQuint rushes to grab his head
  128. <Garnier>: Mark someone is here for you
  129. Diablo throws the book which is now a crumpled ball at Garnier
  130. <Wrong_Way>: "What?"
  131. JohnQuint looks up at Wrong_Way, fear in his eyes
  132. Alina sighs. She could so just destroy all of them. Just like that. She gets up to the board
  133. <Garnier>: The ball bursts into flames as it hits him
  134. <Garnier>: "ow"
  135. Wrong_Way avoids making eye contact with the head on the floor, too afraid to look at it.
  136. Diablo moves to the back of the classroom again
  137. JohnQuint grabs his head, and darts back to his desk
  138. Garnier teleports diablo to the sub basement. There is a spongebob book full of different numbers and letters. And a see and say.
  139. Wrong_Way silently prays that he's just hallucinating this all.
  140. <Garnier>: Now magic tard
  141. <Diablo>: [Diablo lives in the subbasement though]
  142. <Garnier>: answer me this math question
  143. <Garnier>: basement then?]
  144. Diablo throws his hands up in the air
  145. <Diablo>: "Son of a fuck"
  146. <Diablo>: "This is what I get for learning shit"
  147. <Garnier>: "What is six plus two"
  148. Diablo marches back up to classroom
  149. <Alina>: "Its eight."
  150. Garnier throws a sticker at alina, it sticks to her forehead. It is an grape that says "Youre grrrape at math!"
  151. Alina feels violated
  152. <Garnier>: "Very good, you gain twenty not-tard points"
  153. Wrong_Way wonders if the sticker is one of those scratch and sniff onces since he thinks those are really cool.
  154. Diablo steps in puts door back on hinges then kicks it in again
  155. <Diablo>: "What the fuck man"
  156. <Garnier>: It is]
  157. <Garnier>: "Im sorry do I know you?"
  158. <Wrong_Way>: [lucky alina ]
  159. Alina heads back to her seat, not bothering to take off the sticker that Mark seems to be adoring from his seat
  160. <Garnier>: "MARK DID YOU FINISH THAT QUESTION YET?"
  161. Garnier basically ignores diablo
  162. <Wrong_Way>: "W-what question?"
  163. <Diablo>: http://www.squeakecleanblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sean_penn_as_spicoli.jpg
  164. <Diablo>: You dick!
  165. <Garnier>: EXPLAIN TO ME WHY the secret of life is 42 using Eucledion geometry, you tard"
  166. JohnQuint is scribbling on his page, and balancing his head
  167. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, uh....I don't know sir, honest."
  168. Garnier still ignores diablo
  169. <Diablo>: [reminder that Diablo's voice is a cut up of a bunch of recorded statements and overlays of existing voices including Sean Penn's]
  170. <Garnier>: i didnt know that]
  171. <Garnier>: neat]
  172. <Diablo>: [so when he says that line]
  173. <Diablo>: [it sounds like Sean Penn]
  174. <Diablo>: [anyways]
  175. <Garnier>: "Well then mark, you are a failure at this a failure at life, and will be a failure in bed. But I dont think youll ever have to worry about that last issue ever coming up for you. A tard like you couldnt find anyone, except maybe a filthy filthy gypsy tard"
  176. <Garnier>: brb]
  177. <Wrong_Way>: "I-I...what?"
  178. <Garnier>: back]
  179. Diablo goes to the back and picks up his notebook again he crouches in the back and opens the first page he puts the date and his name at the top is hand writing is basically scratch but he is poised to begin note taking
  180. <Garnier>: just..approach my board....mr diabolo
  181. Alina shrugs, again
  182. Diablo puts down his notebook and approaches the board
  183. Wrong_Way puts his head on his desk, wondering when next period is gonna start.
  184. <Garnier>: "Now what is three times four"
  185. <Diablo>: "Uh well"
  186. Diablo rights out 4 three times
  187. <Garnier>: >rights]
  188. Diablo counts on his fingers
  189. <Garnier>: was that on purpose?]
  190. <Diablo>: [ye]
  191. <Garnier>: nice]
  192. <Diablo>: "12?"
  193. Garnier pulls out a clicker
  194. Garnier clicks it and a screen slides down across the board, showing a video
  195. Diablo steps back recounting on his fingers
  196. <Diablo>: "Yeah"
  197. <Diablo>: "Twelve"
  198. <Diablo>: "Got this"
  199. <Garnier>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIYTITLE: Dr Cox - Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong
  200. VIEWS: 1605349
  201. FAVES: 0
  202. RATING: 4
  203. RATERS: 6765
  204. UPLOADED: playityourway
  205. <Garnier>: "I really did love scrubs"
  206. <Alina>: "I liked the musical episode"
  207. <JohnQuint>: S-same.....
  208. <Wrong_Way>: "I didn't really like it that much..."
  209. <Diablo>: "But"
  210. <Garnier>: "You forget to use significant figures, the answer is ten because the amount of figures you start out with has to be the same as the number you end with"
  211. <Garnier>: "3 has one significant figure"
  212. <Garnier>: "So does four"
  213. <Diablo>: "I uh"
  214. <Diablo>: "Shit"
  215. <Garnier>: "So at the end it has to have one significant figure, 12 has two so you round down to 10 since zero is not a significant figure in this case"
  216. <Garnier>: "You fucking tardbot"
  217. Diablo cautiously walks back to his notebook and writes this down
  218. <Diablo>: "Could you repeat that whole figures thing?"
  219. Diablo has oversized pencil
  220. <Garnier>: <Garnier>: "You forget to use significant figures, the answer is ten because the amount of figures you start out with has to be the same as the number you end with" <Garnier>: "3 has one significant figure" <Garnier>: "So does four"
  221. <Garnier>: <Garnier>: "So at the end it has to have one significant figure, 12 has two so you round down to 10 since zero is not a significant figure in this case" <Garnier>: "You fucking tardbot"
  222. <Diablo>: "Right"
  223. Diablo writes it all down
  224. <Garnier>: "Right well mark, you get an F---- for the day, and will be seeing me after school for the next month"
  225. <Wrong_Way>: "What?"
  226. <Garnier>: "Alina you get an f+ the highest grade ever received in my class"
  227. <Garnier>: "The musical episode was great"
  228. <Garnier>: "Only one tard left, ........Johney boy, approach my board"
  229. <Garnier>: "And dont forget your head"
  230. <JohnQuint>: ...
  231. <JohnQuint>: Can I not?
  232. <Diablo>: "Hey bro!"
  233. Alina notes to alter grades when she gets the chance
  234. <Diablo>: "You forgot my grade!"
  235. <Diablo>: "The fuck man"
  236. Wrong_Way sighs and writes down that he's going to have to explain this grade to his parents.
  237. <Garnier>: Youre grade hasnt been determined yet, for i have not heard your opinion on scrubs
  238. <Garnier>: "And John I will stab you" he says jokingly
  239. <Diablo>: "Uh that's like the tv show right?"
  240. Garnier laughs jokingly
  241. <JohnQuint>: Sir, I really d-don't think this is a g-g-g-g-good idea
  242. <Diablo>: "I think Shakira watches it some times"
  243. Garnier continues laughing, the joking tone becoming darker
  244. <Diablo>: "I didn't really get it"
  245. Garnier is doing a maniacly laugh to the heavens
  246. Wrong_Way also writes down to find another math class.
  247. <Garnier>: "HAHAHAHAHhhhhhAhahAHAhaahAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahhaaaaa GET FIVE DOLLAR ZOMBIE ASS UP HERE NOW, BEFORE I GO ROMERO ON YOUR ASS"
  248. <JohnQuint>: Sir, -puh-puh-please d-d-d-d-d-don't do this!
  249. <Garnier>: And diablo, I can respect a man who rebuilds a door only to break it down again, F
  250. Garnier walks back there, and drags john to the front of the board. Any hood left is burnt off
  251. <Diablo>: "An F?"
  252. <Garnier>: Thats above average
  253. <JohnQuint>: Nonononononono!
  254. <Diablo>: "YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN"
  255. <Garnier>: It is equatable to a b+
  256. <Diablo>: "I'LL SHOVE YOUR ARMS UP YOUR STARRY ASSHOLE"
  257. <Garnier>: Meh
  258. <Garnier>: JOHN WHAT IS FIVE TIMES FIVE
  259. Garnier rubs johns neck
  260. <Garnier>: Answer the question..johnney
  261. JohnQuint stands up, and grabs a piece of chalk, shaking profusely
  262. Garnier is still touching his neck
  263. <JohnQuint>: I-i-i-i-i-t's....
  264. Wrong_Way feels bad for head falling off boy, but figures he's going to get the answer right before the math teacher slaps his head off.
  265. Garnier plops his head off
  266. JohnQuint reaches into his pocket, and spins around, pulling out a small cup, and covering the front row in blood
  267. <Garnier>: answer the question johnney boy...
  268. JohnQuint grabs his head, and darts back to his desk
  269. <JohnQuint>: IT'S25!IAMSORRYITS25!
  270. <Garnier>: alina is splattered in blood
  271. <Diablo>: "HEY YOU DOUCHEBAG"
  272. <Garnier>: WRONG
  273. JohnQuint plops his head on the table
  274. <Garnier>: oh mark the tardbot needs you
  275. <Garnier>: JOHN
  276. <Garnier>: DID YOU NOT HEAR MY TALK ON SIGNIFICANT FIGURES
  277. Alina is not having a fun day today
  278. Garnier grabs his head
  279. Garnier walks to the window
  280. Wrong_Way just pretends he didn't hear anything Garnier said as he pretends to be writing notes.
  281. <JohnQuint>: No!giveitback!
  282. Garnier drops it out
  283. <JohnQuint>: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  284. <Garnier>: Class is dismissed
  285. JohnQuint 's body rushes to the window
  286. <Garnier>: we are on the third floor but it hit grass
  287. <Garnier>: so its fiiiine
  288. JohnQuint darts out of the classroom
  289. Diablo throws a chair across the room
  290. Wrong_Way quickly packs up his things and goes to leave the classroom.
  291. <Garnier>: "I expect the work for chapter 22 to be done by tomorrow"
  292. Wrong_Way isn't sure he has a textbook.
  293. <Garnier>: "And remember I am the only math teacher, you either learn or learn in my class."
  294. <Garnier>: "Good day"
  295. Alina wipes the blood off of her, looking at the other students leaving the room with a face of misery
  296. JohnQuint rushes past any doors, and rushes to grab his head
  297. Alina gets up and leaves
  298. <Garnier>: "Oh and alina, heres a paper on possibly tutoring students"
  299. <Garnier>: or not]
  300. Wrong_Way sighs, wondering how he's going to explain this grade to his parents.
  301. <Diablo>: "HEY FUCKER"
  302. Wrong_Way pulls out his phone, figuring it'll be better to hear it from him.
  303. <Diablo>: "THIS GRADE IS BULLSHIT YOU HOMO"
  304. <Garnier>: "It is a b+
  305. Wrong_Way steps a few feet away from the classroom while he calls his parents.
  306. <Garnier>: There is a learning curve"
  307. <Wrong_Way>: "Ugh voicemail..."
  308. <Diablo>: "WHAT THE FUCK IS LEARNING CURVE"
  309. <Garnier>: "Since everyone does poorly, the grade is heightened"
  310. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, hey mom....please ignore the screaming in the background if you hear any...that's just math class."
  311. <Garnier>: "Your judged on the average grade of the class, since the average is a F--"
  312. JohnQuint picks up his head, and tosses it in the hoodie, panting
  313. <Garnier>: "You actually did very very well"
  314. <Diablo>: "Oh"
  315. <Diablo>: "Well"
  316. <Garnier>: "Now get the fuck out"
  317. <Wrong_Way>: "But uh, yeah..."
  318. Diablo picks up his large notebook and leaves
  319. <Wrong_Way>: "...I miss you. Uh, call me soon."
  320. Alina goes to check on John
  321. Wrong_Way hangs up, not having enough courage to tell his folks.
  322. <Alina>: "Hey... hey kid you alright?"
  323. <JohnQuint>: Ah!
  324. JohnQuint looks for bushes to hide in
  325. Alina cuts him off before he can get to the bushes. Nowhere to hide, chump. Here comes the friendship
  326. <Alina>: "Listen, you're new here right?"
  327. <JohnQuint>: Y-y-yes...
  328. <JohnQuint>: Can I just guh-go?
  329. JohnQuint tries to sidestep her
  330. <Alina>: "Well, sorry about Garnier. He's kind of a hard ass" she notices him trying to run off. No, bitch, you're going to make up for the blood incident. John feels a bit calmer.
  331. Diablo walks proudly down to the sub basement and pins his notes from the day up on the mini fridge a poorly scrawled B+ is written at the top
  332. <Alina>: "I just want to lend a hand for the rookie around here"
  333. <Garnier>: daaw]
  334. <Garnier>: thats adorable]
  335. <Diablo>: "Where the fuck were you?"
  336. <Diablo>: "Nowhere, fuck off, Sally"
  337. Alina puts out a hand to John
  338. <Diablo>: "I have a shipment of steel coming in you should've started carrying here half an hour ago"
  339. JohnQuint stops trying to run away, but is still shaky
  340. <Diablo>: "Whatever, faggot"
  341. Diablo goes off to be the equivalent of a forklift
  342. <Alina>: "You shouldn't have to be this uncomfortable in school, ya know? Its not like anybody is out to get you"
  343. JohnQuint shakes Alina's hand, his gloves now apparent
  344. <Alina>: "Tell ya what, John is it? If you need any help with settling in, give me a call. The name's Alina"
  345. <Garnier>: andy]
  346. <Garnier>: andy ]
  347. <JohnQuint>: Thu-thanks, I apre-apre-apreciate it
  348. Alina smiles
  349. JohnQuint weakly smiles
  350. <JohnQuint>: Ca-ca-can I go now?
  351. <Alina>: "Now, I'm gonna go off to class. You can go, scaredy"
  352. <JohnQuint>: I don't like being looked at
  353. JohnQuint darts off, head under his arms
  354. Alina pats him on the back and goes off. Ha ha, if only he knew she sees everything
  355. Diablo diablo drops off massive crate of steel and various metals before leaving the sub basement once more
  356. Wrong_Way just sits on the floor against a wall while playing a game on his phone
  357. <JohnQuint>: Andy, we ready]
  358. <Andy>: [Well, get to the class then]
  359. Wrong_Way checks the time on his phone and makes his way to his next class.
  360. Diablo jogs off to class
  361. JohnQuint realizes he won't be the first in class, and rushes off
  362. <Alina>: [alright, which of my three candidates is going to this class. green hair, witch, or crime gal]
  363. <Wrong_Way>: [flip a three sided coin]
  364. <Andy>: [Eh.]
  365. <Diablo>: [hardly ever see Alina]
  366. <Garnier>: witch]
  367. <Garnier>: no no crime gal]
  368. <Alina>: [gotcha]
  369. <Andy>: [Ya know, including retcons, this'll be GT's first class teaching.]
  370. <Andy>: [Meaning this'll be GT's first time with the students.]
  371. <AlinaG>: [dropped]
  372. <JohnQuint>: nothing happened yet]
  373. <JohnQuint>: choose your player]
  374. <Andy>: [I'm still waiting for play select]
  375. <Diablo>: [Im running Diablo again]
  376. <AlinaG>: [alright, I'll go alina[
  377. <Diablo>: [because I like him]
  378. AlinaG walks to art, noticing that she's going the same path as the others
  379. <Wrong_Way>: [hm, i think i'll go with theo junior for this rp]
  380. <Diablo>: [anyone else like him in math?]
  381. <Wrong_Way>: [oh wait...]
  382. <Wrong_Way>: [turtles can't art]
  383. JohnQuint whizzes by Alina into art class
  384. Wrong_Way pockets his phone as he enters the art room.
  385. <Garnier>: oh give me a sec]
  386. <Wrong_Way>: [okay bro]
  387. Diablo walks into art class
  388. Diablo stoops under doorway he's seven feet of fire, shitty attitude, and childish machismo
  389. <Andy>: As they step into the art studio, they see the easels and drawing horses all set up with arboards and pads, and on the stage, a chair, a life-sized model skeleton, a life-sized drawing mannequin, and Andy in a bathrobe sitting on a chair on the stage reading a newspaper. On his head, his headphones are playing music, so he doesn't notice you walking in.
  390. JohnQuint once again darts to the back corner, hoodie up
  391. AlinaG walks in and takes a seat
  392. Wrong_Way recognizes Andy from the funeral as he takes a seat
  393. <AlinaG>: "Hey Mr... Timmins! That's the name"
  394. <Diablo>: "This should be good"
  395. Diablo stands near the back of the classroom
  396. <Andy>: Andy doesn't react, the music blaring in his ears and his eyes on his newspaper.
  397. <Diablo>: "This fuckin' around"
  398. Diablo looks at the other students
  399. <Diablo>: "Well if this isn't one big happy reunion"
  400. <AlinaG>: "Hi Diablo" she waves at him
  401. Diablo points at Alina and winks with octopus eye
  402. <Diablo>: "I see you mirin
  403. AlinaG grumbles a bit. Friendliness around here must mean something different than the old country.
  404. Wrong_Way sits all quietly, hoping Andy actually realizes they're here.
  405. JohnQuint just looks at the easel, and then back at his gloves
  406. <Andy>: Andy looks up from his paper, now noticing the class having filled up. He reaches into the bathrobe pocket, and turning off his music. He takes the headphones off and gets up "Oh hey, you guys shoulda spoken up if you were here!" he sighs, scratching the back of his neck.
  407. <Wrong_Way>: [aren't we waiting for garnier?]
  408. <JohnQuint>: he said he would be back, dont know how long]
  409. <Andy>: [...ohlawd i didn't notice he was gone]
  410. <Wrong_Way>: [i dunno, he's been gone longer in the main chat]
  411. <Andy>: [Too busy working up the class.]
  412. <JohnQuint>: HE CAN ALWAYS POP IN LATE[
  413. <JohnQuint>: orry, caps]
  414. <Wrong_Way>: [i guess]
  415. <Diablo>: [so carry on?]
  416. <Andy>: [Okie doke.]
  417. <Andy>: He stretches, his back and neck audibly cricking and cracking "Ah, that's better." he says, smacking his lips. He looks around at the class before putting his newspaper down "Right then, for those of you who don't know who I am, I'm Andrew Timmins. I'm basically the all-purpose substitute teacher for this school. And me being here means that Mr. Greene wasn't
  418. <JohnQuint>: yes, my wayward son[
  419. <Andy>: able to come to class today." he explains, introducing himself.
  420. <Garnier>: oh i see how it is]
  421. <Garnier>: :c]
  422. <Andy>: "So. According to his lesson plan, you kids are supposed to have some more life drawing practice today." he says, motioning to the skeleton and the mannequin "However, I'm making a slight change in plan. We're not gunna use the mannequin for now. Today, we're going to use a live model."
  423. <JohnQuint>: hop iiiiiiiiiin]
  424. <AlinaG>: [where were ya]
  425. <Andy>: [Just join in late, I won't bite.]
  426. <Garnier>: dropped by the store]
  427. <Garnier>: >alina is in class]
  428. <Garnier>: i said clara like right after that, i cant join a class with her. its fine you guys have fun anyways you already started]
  429. <AlinaG>: [I can change it up]
  430. *** AlinaG is now known as Clara
  431. <Andy>: [Yeah we haven't started. GT's just doing his introduction.]
  432. <Clara>: [just replace one girl in the classroom with another. not like there's any others in this school]
  433. <Diablo>: [Clara works better anyway first time she'll see another a bot]
  434. *** Garnier is now known as Gwysion
  435. <Gwysion>: okie dokes]
  436. Gwysion is in class next to clara
  437. <Andy>: [You all caught up with my intro?]
  438. <JohnQuint>: yep]
  439. Clara looks at the robot with a distracted eye, barely paying attention to the class
  440. Gwysion is pretty tired and not really paying attention
  441. <Andy>: "SO." he says, clasping his hands together, trying to get the class's attention "At your easels, you'll find your conte and pads." he says.
  442. JohnQuint grabs at his conte and pads, wondering what the heck that is
  443. <Andy>: "We'll start this class off with some gestures for about 15 minutes, then move on to some longer poses."
  444. Gwysion grabs his stuff and sits at his easel
  445. <Andy>: He then grabs at his bathrobe, taking it off.
  446. <Gwysion>: dude]
  447. <Andy>: Underneath, thankfully, he's wearing swimming trunks.
  448. <Gwysion>: there are childrens here]
  449. JohnQuint looks at Andy in shock
  450. <Andy>: [Swim trunks dude.]
  451. Wrong_Way realizes what he's doing and nearly falls out of his chair in shock.
  452. <Gwysion>: still lewd]
  453. Clara shield's gwyd's eyes
  454. JohnQuint cowers behind the easel
  455. Gwysion shields claras eyes
  456. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh jesus, I'm getting flash backs."
  457. Diablo is wearing a garish cape and has a fresh shiny red paint his clipon tie is crooked
  458. <Diablo>: "Wow"
  459. <Diablo>: "You must be like the world's biggest homo"
  460. <Andy>: "Working with a live model's much better than working from a mannequin, they're too stiff for gestures. I'll pose it when the longer poses come around." he says "You've done gestures in this class, haven't you?"
  461. Diablo raises his hand
  462. <Andy>: [He's not in a speedo, guys, it's just swimming trunks.]
  463. <Diablo>: [I know]
  464. <Diablo>: [Diablos just an asshole]
  465. <Clara>: [hey, let us have the cartoon moment]
  466. <Clara>: [that was funny stuff]
  467. <Andy>: [I know, I'm just making sure you guys knew that.]
  468. <Andy>: [That's why I'm playing Andy so non-chalant about it.]
  469. <Diablo>: [Its all good man]
  470. <Andy>: "Yes?" Andy asks, pointing at Diablo.
  471. <Andy>: [wait did he say that loudly?]
  472. <Andy>: [Or just to himself?]
  473. <Wrong_Way>: [diablo?]
  474. <Wrong_Way>: [ diablo ?]
  475. <JohnQuint>: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE[
  476. <Diablo>: [sorry had to grab something]
  477. <Diablo>: "Yeah hey I'm kinda new to this art thing"
  478. <Diablo>: "Is being a faggot required for this class because I might have to switch out"
  479. <Andy>: Andy scoffs, a smirk on his face "Always one of you in every class, huh." he says, shaking his head.
  480. <Diablo>: "Can I chill with the other me's they're probably not homos"
  481. Clara visibly sighs at the classroom dialog
  482. <Andy>: Andy crosses his arms, and starts making his way towards him. He flicks his cape and says "The man walking around in a grand ol' cape and bowtie is calling someone else a faggot. Pretty funny, actually."
  483. Wrong_Way wonders if someone's gonna throw another chair as he looks at the materials he wants them to use.
  484. JohnQuint just wants this class to be over already
  485. Gwysion arts a awesome battle ready clara and full body asimov. They look pretty cool up there, gwys has got some serious art skills but he completely ignored the topic.
  486. <Andy>: He snickers "But really, I don't have time to waste my breath on a more than that on the subject." he says, making his way back to the stage in front of the class "Anyway, for those of you who don't know, or if this is your first time using conte, conte's basically kinda like a chalk. You just draw with it to start." he says.
  487. Clara has began confusing blueprints and art. In no time she's already designing some kind of technological structure.
  488. Diablo is frozen looking down at his clip on tie
  489. JohnQuint fumbles at the chalk, a sit keeps on slipping in his glove, cursing under his breath
  490. <Andy>: "And gesture drawings are quick, 30 to 60 second drawings of a figure, trying to get as much form into the image as possible within the time frame." he explains. He then looks at the class "I can see some of you are already drawing stuff, but I'm the subject for now. And in case you're uncomfortable drawing someone near-nude, trust me when I say it's easier
  491. <Gwysion>: "Heey clara"
  492. <Andy>: than learning to draw someone wearing clothes. Clothes have all sorts of wrinkles and folds in 'em, making it harder to draw than just the human body."
  493. <Clara>: "Yeah?" she looks over to Gwyd's progress "Oh my gooood you're good at this"
  494. <Gwysion>: "I have a lot of inspiration" He says smiling at clara
  495. Diablo 's secondary eyes shut down he stares down at his little clip on tie
  496. <Gwysion>: drawing sigils and symbols constantly helps with the art]
  497. <Andy>: Andy notices the two talking, and picks up a piece of conte off the floor, and flicking it at Gwysion's easel. The conte clacks loudly against the wooden easel.
  498. <Clara>: "Oh you're amazing sometimes" she gleefully smiles back
  499. <Diablo>: "fuck...
  500. JohnQuint slowly removes his glove, and slowly grabs at the piece of chalk
  501. Diablo rips off his tiny clip on tie
  502. Wrong_Way looks at the conte in his hand, and very shakily starts attempting to draw posing andy
  503. JohnQuint slowly starts to draw a basic shape of Andy
  504. <Andy>: "You know, I don't really mind when students talk while working. Students talking while I'm trying to teach, on the other hand, not as much." he says out loud to Gwysion and Clara.
  505. Clara frowns at Andy
  506. <Gwysion>: "Sorry mr clemmins. "
  507. <Andy>: "It's Timmins. Also, I find it hard to believe you two are able to draw me without looking at me." he adds with a chuckle "You can keep talking once I start posing, but please wait until after I'm done talking okay?"
  508. Diablo fiddles with the back of his head and then opens up his chest a fiery inferno of whirring gears and tubes is within he dangles the little tie over the fire
  509. Clara was drawing some technology, completely forgetting what she was supposed to be doing
  510. Wrong_Way drops his chalk and takes a moment to see Diablo's funeral for his tie.
  511. <Andy>: Andy moves into a first pose "These poses are all gunna be 60 seconds long before switching, so I suggest paying attention." he says. He then notices Diablo "No playing with fire in the classroom."
  512. Diablo shuts his front and fiddles with his skull again before clipping the little tie back on
  513. JohnQuint has barely drawn a foot
  514. Wrong_Way gets his chalk back and starts trying to draw Andy's pose.
  515. <Andy>: "Free tip kids, don't focus on details. Try and get as much form as possible in the pose instead of details." he explains, moving to the next pose.
  516. <Diablo>: "I AM FIRE YOU SHITSTAIN"
  517. Wrong_Way sighs as he flips to another page
  518. Diablo gobbles up his easel then spits smoke and licks of flame out in some gigantic macho roar
  519. Clara sighs, turning over to the next sheet of paper, putting aside the new blueprint she made
  520. JohnQuint lightly turns over the page, and begins to slowly draw the pose
  521. Diablo pounds his chest a few times
  522. Wrong_Way wastes valuable drawing time to see Diablo's display of the robot spirit.
  523. Gwysion draws mark and straight shot in a very kirbyesque style punching out villains
  524. <Andy>: Andy switches pose "I don't care whether you're fire or not, I guess that just means don't play with yourself."
  525. Clara draws the poses, wishing she could be at home. Doing science.
  526. Wrong_Way turns back to see andy has moved his pose and flips to another sheet, groaning.
  527. <Diablo>: "You you"
  528. <Diablo>: "Fuck this"
  529. <Gwysion>: "psst mark"
  530. Diablo 's eyes go dark and he simply slumps in the back of the room wearing what upon closer inspection is definitely a childs clip on tie
  531. <Gwysion>: pft]
  532. JohnQuint is able to draw a leg this time
  533. <Andy>: "Look kid." he says, changing pose "You sound pissed. Don't be an asshole to me, and I won't be an asshole to you. Deal?" he says.
  534. Wrong_Way is too busy trying to do his best to draw "What?"
  535. Wrong_Way flips to another page, waiting for a response from gwyd.
  536. <Gwysion>: "Look at what I drew"
  537. Gwysion drew mark and straight shot in a very kirbyesque style punching out villains.
  538. Diablo is shut down in the back of the classroom
  539. <Wrong_Way>: "Cool...but aren't we supposed to be drawing Subby the Substitute over there?"
  540. <Gwysion>: "Ill get to it...."
  541. <Andy>: He takes note of what they're saying "I'll be checking your poses after I'm done." he says with a grin, moving to the next pose.
  542. Diablo stirs to life
  543. Wrong_Way groans as he flips to another uncomplete pose
  544. Diablo belches up a scrap of paper
  545. <Diablo>: "I gotta pose for ya"
  546. Diablo scribbles and doodles on little scrap
  547. JohnQuint only was able to draw up to the knee this time
  548. <JohnQuint>: D-dammit
  549. Wrong_Way is getting his hands all dirty as he continues to scribble the pose as fast as he can.
  550. <Andy>: "I have a bad feeling about that, kid." he sighs "But I'll stay optimistic." he chuckles, changing pose.
  551. JohnQuint continues to barely get past the leg
  552. Wrong_Way flips to another page again and sees all the smudges he's getting on the pages.
  553. <Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez." he says as he rolls up his sleeves and works on drawing this next pose.
  554. Gwysion has drawn some stuff of clara and reverb being awesome together and having fun at the park
  555. Clara keeps having to erase as she gets lost in daydreaming of things to make
  556. Diablo is super focused on his art
  557. Diablo breaks a pencil grabs another and resumes hard work
  558. <Diablo>: "Yo, faggot"
  559. <Diablo>: "I think I made my opus"
  560. Diablo hands in art to Andy
  561. <Andy>: "Last pose, kids." he says, changing pose again "I'll look at your work afterwards.
  562. <Andy>: "
  563. <Diablo>: "Aw c'mon"
  564. <Diablo>: "Your loss"
  565. Diablo resumes doodling
  566. Wrong_Way flips to another page and ends up wiping some of the smudges of chalk on his face
  567. JohnQuint continues posing
  568. Wrong_Way resumes drawing the poses.
  569. Clara has given up on the last pose. She's gone ahead and drew one of the sea dragons that she saw.
  570. <Gwysion>: :3c]
  571. Diablo stands back from his piece it's hard to draw standing without an easel
  572. Diablo nods proudly and adjusts his little teeny clip on tie
  573. <Andy>: "Aaaand done." he says, standing up again. He grabs his bathrobe and puts it back on "Alright, pick out the best one you've got and get it ready, I'll be coming around to look."
  574. <JohnQuint>: ....
  575. <JohnQuint>: Shit!
  576. JohnQuint mutters
  577. Wrong_Way wipes his brow and puts away the chalk
  578. Wrong_Way flips through his drawings
  579. <Diablo>: "I think I really started to get this whole art thing, teach"
  580. <Diablo>: "You've really opened my eyes, Mr Dibbons"
  581. Clara looks at everything she's drawn. A bunch of blueprints, a sea dragon, some sort of strange cubist piece, and one page of an actual pose
  582. JohnQuint drew some legs
  583. <Andy>: "Timmins." he corrects, making his way to Diablo's easel.
  584. <Diablo>: "Whatever, faggot"
  585. Diablo ate his easel earlier in the class
  586. Diablo holds up little scrap
  587. <Diablo>: http://i.imgur.com/piwzqck.png
  588. Clara readies the one page of an actual pose
  589. <Diablo>: "Just blew yer fuckin mind"
  590. <Andy>: "Heheh, dickbutt." he chuckles.
  591. <Clara>: [modern art masterpiece]
  592. <Gwysion>: bravo diablo]
  593. <Diablo>: "Peace out, faggot"
  594. Diablo walks out flipping an easel as he exits
  595. Wrong_Way awkwardly goes to fix the easel on the floor and put it back up.
  596. JohnQuint hops up to cover his board
  597. <Andy>: He watches as he leaves "Ah well. His loss." he says with a shrug. He moves on over to Gwysion's easel "Alright, you're next. Show your work."
  598. Diablo stops at the entrance
  599. Diablo rips door off its hinges and knocks it over
  600. <Diablo>: "Just so you know"
  601. <Diablo>: "Some people can't help having a god damn cape on their shoulder, you fucker"
  602. Diablo flicks his cape behind him as he exits the classroom
  603. Gwysion shows some andy the splashpages of clara/asimov, mark/ss, clara on a giant seadragon as lightning cracks the sky, a bear and finally the scene of the outer laying woods near the school
  604. <Wrong_Way>: "...Weird."
  605. <Andy>: "Just watch who you call a 'faggot' next time. It's not polite." he calls out, looking over Gwysion's work "It's really good, but... Where are the poses?"
  606. <Gwysion>: "I didnt draw any, mr pippins"
  607. <Diablo>: "Ha! Pippins!"
  608. <Andy>: "I feel like you're doing on purpose." he sighs "But anyway, since you didn't do anything, I'll have to give you a zero for this part." he says with a shrug.
  609. Diablo voice can be heard from the hall
  610. <Clara>: "C'mon Mr. Timmins"
  611. <Clara>: "He did a lot more work than you give him credit for"
  612. Clara puts on the adorable pouty face
  613. <Gwysion>: nah he forgots all the teachers names, isnt that right mr hondo]
  614. <JohnQuint>: shhhh]
  615. Clara is going to be so sad if you give Gwyd a zero. It just pulls at your heart to see a little girl like that on the verge of tears, heartbroken.
  616. <Andy>: "That he did. And I'll commend him for doing some great artwork. But the whole point was for this to be an exercise on form." he explains "And since he didn't do the work, I have to give him a zero."
  617. Clara sadness intensifies
  618. JohnQuint tries to sneak out of class, dragging his easel behind him
  619. <Andy>: "And don't give me that look. I wrote the book on charismatic manipulation."
  620. Diablo enters the room again
  621. <Diablo>: "Whoa someone got a word a day calender look out kids"
  622. <Diablo>: "Man nip pull lay shun"
  623. Clara has perfected the art of adorable guilt tripping
  624. Diablo knocks over another easel
  625. Clara has practice from dealing with Vinnie
  626. <Wrong_Way>: "Aw, please stop knocking over easels..."
  627. <Diablo>: "You frontin' bro?"
  628. <Diablo>: "Nah I'm just kiddin we cool"
  629. <Gwysion>: "Clara its fine, if mr pippins doesnt want to give me credit thats his choice. I can take a zero."
  630. <Clara>: "You sure?"
  631. Diablo ruffles mark hair as he walks by
  632. <Diablo>: "Mr. Tibbly lemme see your art"
  633. Wrong_Way adjusts his hair after getting ruffled.
  634. JohnQuint bumps into Diablo
  635. <Andy>: "Gwyd, lemme make you a deal; if you do well on the next part, /without/ wasting time, I won't give you a zero." he says, crossing his arms.
  636. Diablo looks down at John Quint
  637. <Diablo>: "The fuck"
  638. JohnQuint gets knocked to the ground, as he head rolls over to Andy
  639. <JohnQuint>: Ahsorry! sorry!
  640. <Diablo>: 'Im walkin here! c'mon"
  641. <Diablo>: "Ho shit I forgot dead head did that"
  642. Clara gives a big grin at Andy after he gave in to the all encompassing cuteness
  643. <Andy>: [>gave in]
  644. Wrong_Way sees the head on the floor and flinches.
  645. <Gwysion>: "Nah I dont think so, Im pretty sure it will be my only zero in the class. I dont show up to most of them anyway"
  646. Diablo scoops up John's head and tosses it up and down catching it
  647. JohnQuint drops his easel, and lunges to try and grab the head
  648. Clara nudges Gwyd a bit
  649. <Gwysion>: "Its fine mr kimkims"
  650. <Andy>: "...You DO know not showing up gives you zeroes, right? 'cause you're not doing the work?" he says.
  651. <Diablo>: "Hows about we make this PE class"
  652. Diablo holds head out of reach
  653. <JohnQuint>: PleaOWgiveOWitOWBack!
  654. <Diablo>: "Anybody wanna play keep away"
  655. <Gwysion>: "Yeah"
  656. <Andy>: "Hold that thought." he says, walking over to Diablo and swiping John's head back "Yoink."
  657. <JohnQuint>: No!
  658. <Diablo>: [swiping head back]
  659. <Diablo>: [>from the 7 foot tall robot made of fire]
  660. <Andy>: [Gt ain't scared of no kid]
  661. Diablo pushes Mr Timmins away and holds the head out of reach of everyone
  662. <Clara>: [if you start a scuffle I will unleash a fundamental force of the universe on your bitch asses
  663. <Clara>: [cunts
  664. <Diablo>: "Ah ah ah"
  665. <JohnQuint>: Uhpleasegiveitback!
  666. <Diablo>: "Gotta go long Mr. Dimbins"
  667. <Andy>: Andy sighs "You know what, forget it. Class?" he says, calling out to the class "Ignore him. Let the child have his tantrum." he says, moving on to John's body "We'll get your head back before long." he says, patting his shoulder "Now then, Clara? Your artwork?"
  668. <Gwysion>: even me clara?]
  669. <JohnQuint>: No!INeedItBack!
  670. <JohnQuint>: PleaseGiveItBack!
  671. Clara sighs, she flips to the page. She actually did draw a pose fairly well, havin a few errors being that she's a novice. Her other pictures are... technological blueprints, a cubist piece, and a seadragon.
  672. <Andy>: "John, trust me."
  673. <Diablo>: "Haw haw haw"
  674. <Diablo>: "I'm going for the touchdown"
  675. JohnQuint gets on his knees, pleading with his hands
  676. Diablo bowls over a couple easels and bounds across the room cracking a few tiles as he goes
  677. <Diablo>: "IM GONNA SPIKE IT"
  678. <JohnQuint>: NONONONONONO!
  679. <JohnQuint>: PLEASESTOP!
  680. <Diablo>: "PFAAAH"
  681. <Diablo>: "Im just joshin ya"
  682. Diablo lightly tosses head back at John Quints arms
  683. JohnQuint scrambles to grab it, and pops it back in his hoodie
  684. JohnQuint then rushes back to his seat
  685. <Andy>: "Told you." he says to John with a smile.
  686. <JohnQuint>: TahnkYouSorryKeeGoingImNotHere!
  687. <Diablo>: "You told him shit you dickwad"
  688. <Diablo>: "Survival of the fittest faggot and you just told my boy here to roll over and take it"
  689. <Andy>: "I told him he'd get his head back before long. Did I lie?" he says with a smirk, before looking back at Clara "Now then. Your work?"
  690. <Clara>: Clara sighs, she flips to the page. She actually did draw a pose fairly well, havin a few errors being that she's a novice. Her other pictures are... technological blueprints, a cubist piece, and a seadragon. ]
  691. <Clara>: [like I said]
  692. <Diablo>: "Are you saying you know me?"
  693. <Diablo>: "You little dick"
  694. Clara is visibly getting pretty sick of the once interesting robit's antics
  695. <Diablo>: [sorry]
  696. <Clara>: [I'm doing it in character yo]
  697. Diablo walks to the back of the class room again leaning against a back wall and watching Mr Timmins
  698. <Andy>: He nods, looking over the pose "Very nice. I'm disappointed you only did one, but it's better than Gwyd did." he jokes, ignoring Diablo "You'd have had time to do more if you didn't focus so much on detail. The point is to practice form and proportion, and I can see a few parts here and there that need a bit more work." he explains
  699. <Diablo>: [oh]
  700. <Gwysion>: silly]
  701. <Andy>: "But other than that, you did good. You should be proud."
  702. <Clara>: "Thanks"
  703. <Andy>: "Next time, spend more time on the work, less on goofing off. Kay?" he says, patting her on the shoulder before moving to John's easel "So, what do you have to show?"
  704. Diablo sits in the back he seems to be deep in thought the whir of robotics in him shows some kind of hard concentration
  705. <JohnQuint>: Nononono!
  706. JohnQuint covered up his easel
  707. <JohnQuint>: It'sFine!GoToTheNextOne!
  708. <Andy>: "No need to be shy! The only way to fail is to not do it!" he laughs.
  709. JohnQuint grabs hs head to look at Andy
  710. <JohnQuint>: It'sFine!
  711. JohnQuint stumbles, and knocks over his easel
  712. <Andy>: Andy rolls his eyes, and picks up the pad of paper, looking over the art on it.
  713. Gwysion showed knowledge and skill in the subject matter, and still failed
  714. <Andy>: [Because he didn't do the work.]
  715. <JohnQuint>:
  716. <JohnQuint>: No!It'sBad!
  717. JohnQuint pulls out his tiny cup, and splashes blood in Andy's face
  718. JohnQuint stands, shaking
  719. <Andy>: Andy blinks "...This isn't what I think it is, is it?" he asks.
  720. <JohnQuint>: ....
  721. <Clara>: [its Italy
  722. <Clara>: [or Louisiana]
  723. JohnQuint ducks into the backroom
  724. <Gwysion>: its a jigglypuff, seen from above]
  725. <Andy>: [he's talking about the blood]
  726. *** Diablo is now known as Salvador
  727. *** Salvador is now known as Diablo
  728. <Diablo>: "Damn"
  729. <Diablo>: "Thats fucking brutal"
  730. <Diablo>: "Is that actual blood where did he even get that from"
  731. <Andy>: He slowly puts down the pad of paper, and walks over to a sink in the room. He begins splashing his face, washing off the blood in silence.
  732. <Diablo>: "This shits fuckin unreal, Mr. Gibbon"
  733. <Diablo>: "No wait shit thats a monkey"
  734. <Diablo>: "Fuck"
  735. <Clara>: ["that's so.... METAL"
  736. <Andy>: After he dries his face, he pulls up a stool and sits down next to John "...John. Why did you splash blood in my face?" he asks flatly.
  737. <JohnQuint>: OhGod!
  738. JohnQuint turns to look away from Andy, shaking
  739. <Andy>: "I'm not mad."
  740. <Andy>: "Just confused."
  741. <JohnQuint>: I'mSorryItWasCompulsive!
  742. <Diablo>: "John you are my brother for lyfe maaan"
  743. <Diablo>: "Dont be frontin on my boy Mr Gibbon
  744. <Diablo>: "shit"
  745. <Diablo>: "Thats still a monkey"
  746. <Andy>: "I can understand a nervous tic, but where did you even get that cup of blood?"
  747. <Diablo>: "Thats what I was saying Mr Gibbon"
  748. <JohnQuint>: It JustHappensIAmSorryCanIJustGo?
  749. <Diablo>: Mr Gibbon don't stress the blood daddy pimpster alright
  750. <Diablo>: http://www.lpzoo.org/sites/default/files/imagesfacts/w-c_gibbon.jpg?1331838691
  751. <Gwyd>: pffft]
  752. <Andy>: He sighs "Okay, you can go. No need to be so stressed when drawing, you'll just need to relax and not pay so much attention to details." he tells him, patting him on the shoulder "Good work."
  753. <Andy>: He sighs "Okay, you can go. No need to be so stressed when drawing, you'll just need to relax and not pay so much attention to details." he tells him, patting him on the shoulder "Good work."
  754. <Diablo>: "Yo, Mr Gibbon"
  755. <Diablo>: "Mr Gibbon"
  756. JohnQuint runs out of the classroom
  757. <Andy>: "What?" he asks, before moving on.
  758. <Diablo>: "See what ya did Mr Gibbon"
  759. <Diablo>: "Ya see it"
  760. <Diablo>: "Yeah hey I was just gonna ask"
  761. <Diablo>: "When is this class over?"
  762. <Diablo>: "And will we be sculpting any?"
  763. JohnQuint ducks into a locker, and calms himself down
  764. <Andy>: "Not this class. You'll have to ask Mr. Greene when he comes back." he answers "We've spent so much time dealing with shenannigans this class, that we're running a bit short on time. So after I check Mark's work, we're gunna do one long pose with the mannequin and skeleton, and we're done for the day."
  765. <Andy>: He then walks up to Wrong_Way's easel "Okay, you're the last one. Show me what you've got."
  766. <Wrong_Way>: "Right..."
  767. <Diablo>: "I think Im gonna have to talk to a counselor"
  768. Wrong_Way shows all the poses he tried sketching.
  769. <Diablo>: "You taking that blood bath to the face like a pussy has mentally scarred me Mr Gibbon"
  770. <JohnQuint>: pfffffft]
  771. <Diablo>: Mr http://www.lpzoo.org/sites/default/files/imagesfacts/w-c_gibbon.jpg?1331838691
  772. <JohnQuint>: mark, is that a turtle on your chest?]
  773. <Wrong_Way>: [it's supposed to be gt...]
  774. <Wrong_Way>: [that turtle is completely not on purpose]
  775. <Andy>: "Have fun with that. I'm sure the counselor can write a book on you." he says, brushing him off. He looks over Mark's art "...Okay, it's a nice start." he says "Proportion can do with a bit of work, but you're getting there. This wasn't about making it look good, after all." he says reassuringly.
  776. <Wrong_Way>: "Thanks...I feel like I can see you in this."
  777. <Diablo>: "Whoa whoa whoa"
  778. <Diablo>: "Hold the fuckin phone Mr http://www.lpzoo.org/sites/default/files/imagesfacts/w-c_gibbon.jpg?1331838691
  779. <Diablo>: Isn't making it look good like the whole point of this shit?
  780. JohnQuint finally calms himself down, and sneaks back into the class
  781. <Andy>: "Because nobody can do masterwork in under 60 seconds."
  782. <Diablo>: "I call bullshit"
  783. <Diablo>: "I bet like Donatello could"
  784. <Diablo>: "He's a painter right?"
  785. <Andy>: Andy gives him an incredulous look "...You DO know how much work goes into painting, right? Especially for a master of the craft like him?"
  786. <Diablo>: "I'm pretty sure he was roman they were all painters"
  787. <Diablo>: "I saw a documentary on it once"
  788. <Diablo>: "Like"
  789. <Diablo>: "Pretty sure"
  790. <Diablo>: "He could Mr http://www.lpzoo.org/sites/default/files/imagesfacts/w-c_gibbon.jpg?1331838691
  791. <Gwyd>: pfy]
  792. <Andy>: "Feel free to stop talking out of your ass any time." he says with a sigh. He makes his way back to the front stage, and starts setting up the skeleton model and the mannequin into a pose together "Now then, we've spent enough time dawdling, you guys have 30 minutes for this one. Feel free to use whatever drawing or painting medium you choose, just try to
  793. <Andy>: do the best you can." he explains, moving to an area behind some curtains "Timer begins now."
  794. Wrong_Way turns back to the skeleton and the mannequin and starts drawing
  795. <Diablo>: "But"
  796. <Diablo>: "Thats a skeleton"
  797. <JohnQuint>: Hmmm
  798. <Andy>: "Yeah, so?" he calls back out from behind the curtain.
  799. <Diablo>: "I cant draw people with this"
  800. JohnQuint reaches into his pocket, dipping his finger in blood, and begins to finger paint a skeleton
  801. <Diablo>: "Mr http://www.lpzoo.org/sites/default/files/imagesfacts/w-c_gibbon.jpg?1331838691 I cant draw a skeleton"
  802. <Diablo>: Its got like"
  803. <Diablo>: "A shit ton of lines"
  804. <Andy>: Andy steps out, fully dressed "Just do the best you can. I'm not expecting miracles."
  805. Diablo begins drawing in earnest
  806. <Andy>: "No offense to anyone, of course."
  807. Clara thanks all her time spent researching and blueprinting the skeletal chassis she made for Asimov, she begins drawing it in no time
  808. JohnQuint draws a decent skeleton, and an anatomical correct spine right down to the right amount of Vertebrates
  809. <Andy>: Andy starts making rounds, looking at the works in progess.
  810. Wrong_Way finally feels like he's done as he sits back and looks at his masterpiece.
  811. JohnQuint tenses up again, as he sees Andy come near him
  812. Diablo is drawing furiously
  813. Clara has this DOWN. She's got everything down to the littlest spooky details
  814. <Andy>: Andy nods appraisingly, looking over the works "Very nice work so far."
  815. JohnQuint hastily puts the last details on his, and hides it from Andy
  816. <Diablo>: "Annnd done"
  817. <Andy>: "...Come on, John, no need to be shy. Remember last time?" he asks.
  818. <Diablo>: "Donatello would be mirin'"
  819. <Diablo>: "Wait"
  820. <Diablo>: "Donatellos a ninja turtle not an artist"
  821. JohnQuint begins to tense up again
  822. <Diablo>: "bloodbloodbloodblood"
  823. <Andy>: Andy sighs "Alright, leave it on the desk when you leave, okay? So I can look later?"
  824. JohnQuint sigsh in a relief
  825. <JohnQuint>: Thank you
  826. Diablo drops off his opus
  827. <Diablo>: http://www.lpzoo.org/sites/default/files/imagesfacts/w-c_gibbon.jpg?1331838691
  828. <Gwyd>: hehe]
  829. <Diablo>: http://i.imgur.com/TGuIlr3.png
  830. <JohnQuint>: LeTeachingMonkeyFace.jpg
  831. <Gwyd>: hehe
  832. <Gwyd>: ]
  833. <Wrong_Way>: that is beautiful]
  834. <Andy>: Andy smiles "No problem." he says. He looks at a clock in the room "...Five more minutes, kids. Time for your final touches if you aren't done yet."
  835. Clara is so done
  836. Diablo is proud of his gibbon
  837. Wrong_Way has been sitting at his easel, admiring his brilliant work.
  838. JohnQuint looks for a cloth to wipe the blood off of
  839. <Andy>: "And time's up." he says "Leave your work on my desk, and I'll look them over and grade them. Mr. Greene should have your grades and a report of how class went by the next class." he explains "Now run along, I'm letting you kids off early."
  840. Diablo adjusts his teeny clip on tie
  841. Diablo drops off majestic gibbon
  842. Clara drops off the work with Gwyd, bringing him along to go hang out
  843. Diablo looks down at pile and sees Clara's robotic skeleton
  844. <Andy>: [And that's the end of class, unless somebody else has something else they wanna add?]
  845. Wrong_Way drops off his work and he washes his hands quickly at the sink before heading out.
  846. <Diablo>: "Huh that looks kinda like..."
  847. Gwyd is brought along clara strong
  848. <Diablo>: "Hey!"
  849. Diablo adjusts his little childrens tie and runs after Clara
  850. ClaraW looks back, seeing the robit coming at her
  851. JohnQuint drops off his work last and tries
  852. <ClaraW>: "Hey?"
  853. <Diablo>: "That drawing"
  854. <Diablo>: "Was it like"
  855. <Diablo>: "a robot?"
  856. <ClaraW>: "....Yeah. I meant to draw a skeleton but I started remembering the chassis I made and... one thing led to another"
  857. <Diablo>: "You make robot?"
  858. <ClaraW>: "...Yeah"
  859. <Diablo>: "Oh man
  860. <Diablo>: "That's awesome"
  861. <Diablo>: "I'm Diablo"
  862. <Diablo>: "Im a robot!"
  863. Diablo holds out his hand
  864. <ClaraW>: "I noticed" she smiles, shaking his hand with a strength diablo wouldn't expect from a petite teenage girl
  865. <Diablo>: "You should like"
  866. <Diablo>: "Totally come see Sally's set up"
  867. <Diablo>: "He's all about robots"
  868. <ClaraW>: "I am still finishing up Asimov the android back at the lab, its a group project I've been doing with Gwyd" she hugs him close
  869. <ClaraW>: [him being gwyd]
  870. <ClaraW>: "Salvador makes robots?..... I have to see this"
  871. <Diablo>: "Yeah can't you see"
  872. <Diablo>: "Diablo Kuznets"
  873. <Diablo>: "Im his masterpiece"
  874. ClaraW is getting that science giddiness about her again
  875. <ClaraW>: "When can I come over and see everything? Would tonight work?"
  876. <ClaraW>: "Tomorrow?"
  877. <Diablo>: "I don't think the motherfucker sleeps actually"
  878. <Diablo>: "So like just roll up"
  879. <Diablo>: "He doesn't leaveoften"
  880. <ClaraW>: "Sweet!"
  881. ClaraW is already thinking about all the robots she might see.
  882. <ClaraW>: "Tell him I'm gonna visit, kay? Don't want to catch him in the middle of a project. I know how that feels"
  883. Diablo thinks hard for a moment
  884. <Diablo>: "Uh"
  885. <Diablo>: "Okay"
  886. <ClaraW>: "thank you!"
  887. <Diablo>: "Keep it real:
  888. Diablo runs off down to the sub basement
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