YuYuYui CV - Valentine's Day - 1H

Storm warning☆ Valentine impact - 1 - Hard

--(1)--

[Jukai]

Nat: W-What is happening...? In the little time I wasn't there, the Heroes turned against each other!?

Son: Utano-senpai, Itsuki-senpai, prepare yourseeelves!

Uta: Hyeeeeeh! That spear got some reeaaach! Itsuki-san, help meeee!

Its: I'll try to prevent her from moving! Eeeeeei!

Yum: Eeeeh!? Nogi-san has become the target of the shinigami wires!? What in the world is happening!?

Tak: When she said to be continued in the jukai, it wasn't a joke. I'm a little shocky shocky... by Yuuki-chan. Just kidding.

Wak: Stop it, you fooooooools!!

[Hero Club room]

Kar: Just because we have a little time before the jukai wears off doesn't mean that you can use it to fight!

SON: We already defeated the enemies anyway, I thought it was a good idea~.

Wak: Sheesh, just when I thought you became a little more serious and made this event exciting in acceptable ways, you had to do this!

Gin: Since the Sonokos couldn't move because of the shinigami wires, does that mean they lost...

Uta: Ah, really? Itsuki-san, we did it! This is our victory! Here, let's exchange♪

Its: I'm relieved the chocolate I made yesterday didn't go to waste. Here, Utano-san♪

Uta: Ooh... It wasn't soba... T-Thank you.

Son: Aa~h, so disappointing~. We even had a nice fight...

SON: Remember Sonocchi, back to the roots. The people won the right to scream their love freely by standing up for themselves and fight~.

Aya: I see. To conquer a trial is a precious experience... Noted.

Meb: Aah... I can't stand being partially to blame for this sin... Wakaba, forgive me...

Wak: Even if you apologize to me...

Hin: Sulky Wakaba-chan. This is a special event, so please try to fix your bad temper. I'm next♪

Mit: It's Hinata-san, now!? Depending on the Sonoko-sans' reaction, Nogi-san could go from sulky to explosive...!

Shi: Crackle crackle boooom... I'm scareed. Someone, do something... I just prayed.

Ren: Hmph, who else but Miroku could be the savior. Hold on, Hinata. Miroku will be going first.

Hin: Ah, so this is where you were. How convenient. My chocolate is for you, Renge-san♪

Shi/Ren/Suz: Ha?

Hin: From what I've heard, Wakaba-chan has caused you quite a lot of trouble last year. What was it, again...?

Hin: Aah, I remembered! Legitimate girlfriend... was it? Or something to that effect. This is my way to thank you♪

Shi/Ren/Suz: !?

Hin: Ufufufu♪ So? Will you be offering chocolate to Wakaba-chan again this year?

Ren: Eh.

Ren: M-Mine is......... Hmph, Tamako!

Tam: Weeeeeeeeey!?!? Why Tama!?

Ren: Reserve is unneeded. You are a believer in Miroku's beauty mountains. Therefore, a gift is only appropriate. Going further, it is most natural.

Hin: Good for you, Tamako-san♪

Tam: Ah... Yeah. ...Huh? But, right, actually, I'm lucky! Renge, thank you♪

Suz: If memory serves right, she was even harsher with Mebu than Renge-san... in regards to Wakaba-san.

Meb: Say one more word and you're teriyaki...

Aya: Ah. Talking about helping someone, Anzu-chan. I didn't thank you for last year yet, did I? Should we cuddle?

Anz: Aah, u......Eeeeeeeeeeh!? W-Why bring that up noooooooooow!?!?

Mas/Yos/Kir: Cuddle?

Meb: Anzu? With Aya-chan...?

Anz: T-That's not what you think! (I want to do it, but) W-We haven't done it! Like hugging, (I want to, but) I would never!

Aya: Really? Then I will repay it to you with chocolate this year. Here, for you♪

Anz: Aya-chan to me? Waa~~~h♪ .........H-Huh? I don't hear anything.

Son: Ah~, yes~. This gets a pass~.

Anz: T-This is a little bit of a shock, but anyway. This is my chocolate of respect for Sonoko-sensei...!
｜Ba-daaaam｜
SON: Iyojima Anzu, out~♪

Anz: Eeeh!? For that ooooooone!?

Gin: Wait a secooooooond!! I wanna give one to Sonoko-san toooooo!

Son: Mino-san's "Wait a second, I wanna give one to Sonoko-san too" caaaaaaaaall!!

SON: Hooraaaaaay!! Ah, Anzun, you're good by the way♪

Anz: Eeeeeeeeh!?

Aka: Huh? Hey, Do people who want to give chocolate to Sonoko fight her as well? Shouldn't someone do it in their place?

Meb: This would be a good way to prevent cheating. ......Suzume.

Yuz: Aah, she's been avoiding interaction because she doesn't have true love chocolate, so let's have her do it at least once.

Suz: Aaaaah, I wasn't avoiding it, I was just wallowing in the relief, nooooo!!

--(2)--

[Hero Club room]

Son: The bothering game between Mino-san and Suzume-senpai as a proxy will be about "What Miroku-senpai is likely to say at any time or place"~♪

Yum: What is the meaning of this game's specifics!?

Gin: A-Alfreeeeed!

Suz: My hobby is rodeo! I am an
lapsang souchong enjoyer of society's upper class, namely: nobility!

Gin: U-Uuh, uuh... Noblesse something... Aah~~Mobdesse mobliju!

Suz: What are you saying, mob!? I implore you to say it properly, it is as a matter of course, noblesse oblige!

Yum: Whaaaaaah!?

Gin/Suz: Uhii~! I'm out of ideas~! / Suuuzuumeeeee-saaaaan!!?

Mas/Tam/Fuu: Ahahahahahahaha!

Nat: What an incredibly obvious victory... Gin tried her best, but Suzume was leagues better.

Meb: I-It wasn't really an imitation match, but Suzume won on vocabulary range alone.

Suz: Eh... I won? Me!? No way... The first time I ever won in my life was at imitating Miroku-san, I'm having mixed feelings!

Yum: I cannot stress enough how this applies to me as well!

SON: You lost... Mino-san. But thank you for fighting for me.

Gin: It's a shame, but I have no regrets. Because even without chocolate, you still received my feelings, right?

Aya: Gin-chan, how wonderful.

Aka: That's true! Alright, I won't be beaten. Onee-samaaa~♪
｜Ba-daaaam｜
SON/Son: Akamine Yuuna, out~♪

Aka: Yaay, I'm out, I'm out♪ So?

Son: The bothering game is "What Natsume-senpai is likely to say at any time or place"~♪

Kir: Ahahaha! Where is this unprecedented sudden imitation boom comin' from!?

Aka: Is that all? That's so easy! Caranginae♪ Olive flounder♪ Pacific saury♪

SON: 3 in a row, not bad! But it's my turn, Red seabream♪ Turbo sazae♪ Righteye flounder♪

Aka: Meretrix lusoria♪ Japanese spiny lobster♪ Japanese amberjack♪

[1 hour later]

SON: Marlin♪ Goosefish♪ Sardine♪

Wak: H-How long is this going to continue...

Mas: Hey, can we just let Kohagura-chan choose who won already?

Nat: At the moment...... They're perfectly tied.

Yos: H-How could it be... Will it only end after they have exhausted every sea creature in existence...

Uta: Alright, this is the last one! The one who says the thing Natsume-san likes best wins, OK?

SON/Aka: OK! Let's goooooooooo!!

SON/Aka: Fuumin-senpaaaaaaaaaai!! / Wakame miso souuuuuuuuuuup!!

Fuu: Whaaa-!?

Nat: Ah...

Aka: Did I win!? Was it miso soup!?

Shi: Never has someone been so positive...

Nat: So-Sonoko...... won.

SON: Yaaaay♪

Aka: N-No way... Wakame... lost... I lost my chocolate... over miso soup...

Chi: Why is she so shocked, and why did something so simple last for an hour of fish... Mysteries.

Ren: Stand up, Yuuna. No matter how much of your brain is dedicated to muscles, you should have been able to perceive the victorious word.

Ren: Yet you did not say it, your overwhelmingly weak-willed maiden heart is to blame, is it not?

Aka: I mean... As if I could say something like this. Because I don't want to accept it!

Ren: Regain your composure. You dare call yourself Miroku's Yuuna? Say it. Overcome yourself, Inubouzaki Fuu!

Aka: Kuu...h, I-Inubouzaki... Fuu.

Ren: Again. And much louder.

Aka: Inubouzaki Fuu!

Ren: More!

Aka: The one onee-sama loves is Inubouzaki Fuuuuuuu!!

Ren: Hmph, nicely done.

Fuu: Waaaaaaah! On top of dropping the senpai, don't embarrass meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Suz: No... What does Renge-san even want? I don't get her relationship with Akamine-san~.

SON: Love takes all kinds of shapes~.
｜Ba-daaaam｜
Son: Huh~? Sonoko-senpai, why did you press it~?

SON: Eh~? I didn't... Huh!? I don't have my switch! Who pressed it, then!?

Ren: It is Miroku. Hmph, we shall avenge Yuuna. For Miroku and Yuuna shall proceed with an equal exchange!

Aka: Eh~? But I haven't said anything about giving chocolate to you~.

Ren: Hmph, there is no need to, it is clear as day, for our bond is that of worthy opponents.

SON/Suz/Son: Love is too indefinite~.

--(3)--

[Hero Club room]

Son: Choiyasaaa!

Wak: Heeeey! Youuuuu! When will you finally leaaaaarn!

Mas: A~a~h, something is happening in the jukai again.

Yos: Despite the battle being over, are the Heroes not in danger?

Kir: Well, with that many there, they'll be fine. Look, they're already back.

Son: Fwe~h, we lost~...

Aka: Haa... Haa... We won... Hey... Renchi. I don't think you'll understand, but...

Aka: My feelings for onee-sama and my feelings for you are completely different...

Ren: Hmph. That goes without saying, I understand. Which is why you shall accept this chocolate.

Aka: R-Right... I'll say it just in case, but it's a little different from... rival, you know?

Ren: ...?

Aka: Haa~. Whatever. Here, chocolate. I'm glad mine didn't get taken away either.

Kar: While the Sonokos are down... Here, Akamine. Your long-awaited fried... sorry, friend of red chocolate.

Aka: Thank you, Karin! I wanted this since last year♪ I'm now part of the red union too. Ahahaha!

Yuz: Everyone is really so serious. Fighting in the jukai, waiting for a whole year... While I...

Fuy: Oh, Yuzuki-kun. Oh oh! What's in your hand, could it perhaps possibly be for me!?

Yuz: ............

Fuy: H-Huh? I-It wasn't... Sorry, that was rude!

Yuz: Come here.

Fuy: Fweeh!? W-Where are we going, Yuzuki-kun!? Yuzuki-kuuuun!? Ukyaaaaah!

Son: Aah, wai-... Don't go~~!

Hin: No you don't. We're in the middle of treatment. Jeez, how could you get injured this badly...

Kir: A'ight, it's now or never. Ginbou, as Mino Wagin's biggest fan. Will ya take this?

Gin: Aha! Thank you very much. I thought it was getting old, so it makes me so happy♪

Chi: Then from me too. I am grateful you always tag along for video game sessions. There's another game I'd like to try next time...

Gin: Wah, from you too? Oh no, am I getting in my popular phase!? Just kidding♪

Chi: Shh! The Sonoko-sans will notice! So while Uesato-san has them under control... Here.

Yos: As expected of Koori-sama. Such wisdom to read the state of a battlefield is divine. Divine eye!

Kir: That's too far-fetched... But I see everyone thinks alike. I'll give my other one while I can... Grin.

Sek: Ah, you mean now? Then me too... Grin.

Kir/Sek: Fu fu fu...
｜Ba-daaaam｜
SON/Son: Kiryuu Shizuka, Akihara Sekka, out~♪

Kir/Sek: What's wrong with youuuuu!!

SON: Under the pretense of hurting each other, they are in truth intoxicated by the sweet cycle of revenge!

Kir/Sek: You a pervert!?

Son: Shizuka-senpai Vs Sonoko-senpai at "puns"~♪ And Sekka-senpai Vs me at "spear battle"~!

Sek: Haaa!? Why just me!? Well... No I get it. Dammit~, you Mikos have it easy.

Kir: You must have a death wish if you dare defy me, a member of the Shikoku comedy improvement committee. Bring it on!

SON: Hwah~~~...... Fuumin-senpai's choker is super coo~l♪ (Explanation: Choker - Super cool = chou kakkoi)

Wak: Ooh...

Uta: Not bad.

Kir: Waves of tears Seriously!? You can't swim in that, well, next time.

Nat: W-Waves of tears...? Wonderful.(Exp: Waves=Nami da- Tears=Namida)

Shi: Seriously and... next time. She made two puns in one...  (Exp: Seriously=Majikai - well, next time=maa, jikai)

Uta/Wak: T-Two!?

SON: Floor in use, be careful out of the bath! (Exp: Floor in use=floor ga riyouchuu - Careful out of the bath=Furo agari youchuui) Send the new groups member who go in and out the hospital! (Exp: In and out the hospital, repeat=Nyuutain wo kurikaesu - Send the new group members=new tain okurikaesu)

Uta/Wak: H-How high level is that! In and out the hospital, repeat, new group members, repeat!

Kir: I'm tired of fighting, maybe I'll go raise an Akita~! (Exp: I'm tired of fighting=Kenka ni akita ken-Maybe I'll go raise an Akita-Akita ken kaoka) It's close from here, nation-wide abduction began! (Exp: It's close from here=Kokkara chikai shi-nation-wide abduction began=Kokka rachi kaishi)

SON: Japan loves their rice! (Exp: Japan loves their rice=Nihonjin wa okome ga rice-ki, deformation of daisuki=love) You make love at a popular club! (Exp: popular club=Yuumei club)

Uta/Wak: E-English!

Kir: The power granted by us. (Exp: By us=Watashi tachi kara-Power granted=Watashita chikara) Love may be thick familiar autumn colors. (Exp: Love, familiar=Koi mo mijikana-may be thick autumn colors=Koi momiji kana) And... Nogi Sonoko(Big) loses!

SON: Eh!?

Kir: Japanese love their rice. Warping daisuki into rice-ki made the pun void... You have failed the way of the pun!

Uta/SON/Wak: Whaaa-!?

Kir: A delicate succession of words... that is what puns are. But you defiled one of these words... Hmph, in your pursuit of victory, you committed a grave mistake.

Anz: I-Impossible... The genius novel writer Sonoko-sensei made a mistake at a words match...!

Wak: How could my descendant lose at puns... Kuh!

SON: Waah... Waaaaaaaaaah! How could I looooooooooose!!

Mit/Hin: Haa~~~~~...

--(4)--

[Dormitory lounge]

Fuy: Pant... Haa... What does that mean... Why did you bring me... all the way here... Haa... Pant.

Yuz: Don't get exhausted, it's just the dormitory... Please wait on the sofa for a bit.

Fuy: Haa~~......!

Fyy: Running right after a fight got me exhausted, I want to sleep. Yaa~wn...

Fuy: But it's nostalgic. How long has it been since my body felt so sore and warm...

Fuy: I'd often lie down in the living room after getting home from work, then I'd get told off... Fufu.

Fuy: Memories are priceless. I've always wanted things you can't buy with money... Mom.

Yuz: ...up... Lily... ke up...

Fuy: Mmh... Hahu, it smells nice...

Yuz: Don't sleep in here. Wake up!

Fuy: Yeheheees! Fuyou Lilienthal Yuuna, comiiiiiin-...... Eeeeeeeeh!?

Yuz: Here...

Fuy: Pancakes! They're pancakes, Yuzuki-kun! Pancaaaakes!

Yuz: They're hotcakes.

Fuy: No, no, these are pancakes! Did you make these!?

Yuz: This is weird... The bag said hotcake mix... Mh? Aah, yeah. I guess... I just made them.

Fuy: Owaaah! Japanese and American flags! And what are those adorable strawberries!

Yuz: Uuh... Strawberry?

Fuy: I know! I just said strawberry! And... Fff, haa... It smells like chocolate! (Note: She said what are those strawberries in Japanese, which Yuzuki answered to by strawberry in English)

Yuz: I put cocoa in. Because it's Valentine's Day.

Fuy: Eh! Could it possibly mean! Is this your chocolate to me!?

Yuz: In a way... Yeah. Since we have a chocolate quota, I thought it didn't matter...

Fuy: But after I saw everyone working so hard, I thought that convenience store chocolate wouldn't be enough...

Fuy: It's not that it's a problem, but! Eheehee, eheheheee, I really am loved, aren't I!

Yuz: Hurry up and eat. Or it'll get cold.

Yuz: Oh, right, thank you! Of course I also have something for you... Ah!

Fuy: WWW-What should we do? If we didn't give Sonoko-kuns a chance to bother us, we'll get scolded!

Yuz: You just have to not say it.

Fuy: We can't do that. But well, they're freshly made after all, let's report later and fight them!

Yuz: You're so serious about stuff like this. Yeah, yeah, I got it. Heroes fight fair and square, right?

Yuz: Exactly! Aah, it looks delicious. I can't wait. Thank you for the foooood!

Yuz: Aah, hey. Don't rush. You'll get cream on your clothes. Hahaha.

[Dojo]

Son: Eei! Yaaah!

Sek: Uhi~, I didn't think we'd get serious about it~. Soiyah, haaaah!

Yum: Haa... We are all watching over their duel. That is fine, but I have stuff to attend to...

Its: Um, Miroku-san! Here, from me. For encouraging me about cooking last year.

Yum: Oh my! Thank you very much. Could this chocolate perhaps have been made by yourself?

Its: Yes. I couldn't do it like you, but I tried my best, it's nougat chocolate.

Its: I'm sure you'll make amazing chocolate again this year. Do your best!

Yum: Indeed. I shall defeat last year myself with ease! Now, if you'll excuse me.

Sek: S-Sonoko-chan, she's not going easy on me. So sorry but, yoiseeeh!

Son: Hyaah!?

Meb/Kar: She threw her spear!?

Wak: One point! Nogi is unable to continue. Sekka wins. ......Can you stand up?

Son: Yes~... Sorry. But~, I didn't see it coming...

Sek: Sorry. Even if I fight with my spear, throwing is my specialty. Are you okay?

SON: Sonocchi and I lost, Akki and Shizupoyo's chocolate exchange can proceed~♪

Sek: T-That's great... Then, Shizuka-san, here. Hehe...he.

Kir: Thanks a bunch. Secchi. Here ya go... Fuhehe.

Tak: Congrats you two! Now feed each other. A~h♪

Kir/Sek: A-Aa~h... Nom. Nom nom......

Tam: Fwee, fwwee! Yo, that was intense♪ So? How's the taste of chocolate won in a fight?

Kir/Sek: Gwaaaaaaaah!?

Sek: Gaha, cough, t-that's not chocolate, it's curry rouuuuuux!!

Kir: Gwaaah! And what is yours!? I-It smells! Inside your chocolate stiiiinks!

Uta: Aah, this is durian. Sekka-san asked me for it, and it was pretty hard to find. But isn't it delicious?

Mit: I'm glad you could exact your revenge again this year. It makes me happy too♪

Kir/Sek: Thanks... Gfwah.

Tou: What an interesting revenge tragedy, Yuuna-chan. Huh... Yuuna-chan? What's wrong?

Yuu: No... There's just a little something I'm worried about.