Tirkfinder 5/28/12

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agidius has connected.
agidius: 	*need some ownership yo*
tirkaroKujo: 	nope
agidius: 	(sad)
Phatthrice has connected.
Phatthrice: 	Hell Agi, hoster of this server according to Maptool
agidius: 	Hell Agi.
agidius: 	I like it.
tirkaroKujo: 	B-but how can he be the hoster when I'm the hoster? ;_;
agidius: 	Especially considering that "Agi" is a fire spell in basically everything apparently
Phatthrice: 	Can I have my fire summon back
tirkaroKujo: 	No
Phatthrice: 	And now we wait
agidius: 	I contacted MT
agidius: 	no dice
Tokens dropped onto map 'Route rooty route root'
Phatthrice: 	He doesn't want to play then?
tirkaroKujo: 	It seems so
agidius: 	no, he just hasn't responded (hippo)
agidius: 	man
Phatthrice: 	Well
Phatthrice: 	The thing is still going on
agidius: 	you must have +30 Acro or something
agidius: 	you just never fail to jump to conclusions (D)
Phatthrice: 	You siad no dice
Phatthrice: 	WHich..typically means you got a no.
agidius: 	in this case, it means "no contact"
tirkaroKujo: 	Agi is correct here
tirkaroKujo: 	When the hell did No Dice mean "no"
Phatthrice: 	You assumed it as well
Phatthrice: 	So I don't really know what you're talking about
tirkaroKujo: 	I am still assuming MT does not want to play
tirkaroKujo: 	Don't get that wrong
agidius: 	*attempts to burn hole through foot with laptop power cord*
Phatthrice: 	no dice 242 up, 36 down 1. A rejection or refusal. 2. An explanation that something did not occur. In either instance, "no dice" is used to indicate that there is no chance or probability of the event happening.
tirkaroKujo: 	As I entirely assume this is always how he acts when he doesn't want to play
Phatthrice: 	*kills Agi for being an idiot*
agidius: 	not at all
tirkaroKujo: 	>Using a dictionary
Phatthrice: 	Urban Dictionary
tirkaroKujo: 	Fucking casual faggots
agidius: 	also
agidius: 	Def 2
Phatthrice: 	Yes, so you're saying that you asking him did not occur
Phatthrice: 	Smooth
agidius: 	his response did not occur
agidius: 	but why the hell are we arguing this
tirkaroKujo: 	For the same reason me and PC have been arguing for the past night
tirkaroKujo: 	Nobody knows
Phatthrice: 	To pass time, basically
agidius: 	well
agidius: 	I could be passing time by playing teeyefftoo
Phatthrice: 	I cannot avoid an argument when prompted
Phatthrice: 	Even though I hate arguing
tirkaroKujo: 	Taco bell is shit
Phatthrice: 	No, it makes you shit
	Olgroth: 	*I'M JUST GONNA DICK AROUND IN THESE BUSHES*
	Olgroth: 	*OH SHIT BEES*
	Olgroth: 	*AAAARGH*
Phatthrice: 	Olgroth is the animal crossing protagonist
Phatthrice: 	That looks more like honey
	Olgroth: 	well now it has wings
	Olgroth: 	(D)
	Olgroth: 	*IS NOW COVERED IN BEES*
	Olgroth: 	*WAVES ARMS FRANTICALLY*
Phatthrice: 	If you want to play, then get MT in here
Phatthrice: 	Otherwise I'm just going to go read
agidius is disconnected.
Phatthrice: 	And Agi doesn't want to anyways
agidius has connected.
MarthTrinity has connected.
Phatthrice: 	You sure you want to play? (WARY)
	Olgroth: 	*STILL COVERED IN BEES*
MarthTrinity: 	@ who?
Phatthrice: 	I don't mind if you don't, that doesn't make me mad
Phatthrice: 	You (WARY)
Phatthrice: 	Unless you just didn't see my post, I unno
Phatthrice: 	Thought you just didn't wnat to play and ignoredi t
	Olgroth: 	*erases bees around self, I'm good now*
MarthTrinity: 	Wha? Nono, was just caught up in that X_x
Phatthrice: 	Ah
Phatthrice: (( You lot go on ahead while I get a Dr. Pepper ))
Phatthrice: 	So that if Loomi snatches you from the bridge
Phatthrice: 	I will be safe
Olgroth: (( indeed ))
	Olgroth: 	how long fire lizard stay around anyway
	Olgroth: 	where other go?
	Efreet: 	*Ignan* I believe I should remain in this plane of existence for roughly a decaminute.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Huh? I thought you would know about summons and stuff...considering you summoned a buncha bears out of nowhere.
Olgroth: (( >A decaminute ))
Ike: (( that is a thing, yes ))
Olgroth: (( really? (XD) I ASSUME it just means ten minutes, but ))
Ike: (( it does ))
	Olgroth: 	yes, well, different summon have different time
	Ike: 	Should be around ten minutes or so, yes.
	Olgroth: 	this large summon.
tirkaroKujo: 	>Not being able to piece "Deca" and "minute" together
	Olgroth: 	ten minute then.
Olgroth: (( English is weird, man ))
	Olgroth: 	lizard lead way then?
	Olgroth: 	is currently blocking path.
Ike: (( it's a phoenix ))
Ike: (( hippo ))
Olgroth: (( I know this. ))
Ike: (( it is in the sky. ))
Ike: (( flying. ))
	Olgroth: 	*IT LOOK HOT BELOW*
	Olgroth: 	not sure if good idea walk under flaming animal.
	Efreet: 	*Ignan* I assure you, it is safe to pass below me. But no matter, it is no hindrance to remove myself from your path.
	Olgroth: 	but oh well.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Watch for fishies!
	Olgroth: 	is just bridge. what worst could happen?
Olgroth: (( *INSTANTLY DIES* ))
	Olgroth: 	« 1d20+4+2 = 16 + 4 + 2 = 22 » *percep roll for dem fishies*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+3+3+11 = 16 + 3 + 3 + 11 = 33 »
	Ike: 	« 1d20+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »
	Efreet: 	« 1d20+13 = 19 + 13 = 32 »
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Hendrix: *sees a penny on the ground* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Aw shit guys, now you're goin WAY TOO FAST
	Efreet: 	*okay*
	Efreet: 	My my, who is that jesterly-clad gent over yonder?
	Ferdinand : 	Bravo, bravo! Now gather around everyone!
	Olgroth: 	hmm? what over there?
	Ferdinand : 	You are about to witness the great Ferdinand's FINAL trick for the night!
	Ike: 	*I see nothin cap'n*
	Ike: 	*only expect hippos*
	Lass 1: 	*Weak cheers*
	Ferdinand : 	Watch and be AMAZED!
	Olgroth: 	*I assume we can continue to walk during this*
Ike: (( FLYIN HIPPO SQUADRON ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...that guy looks sorta...familar...*ponder*
Ike: (( EXPECTED/10 ))
Olgroth: (( maybe all the way across the bridge, but not quite to him yet ))
	Ferdinand : 	As I turn THAT BRIDGE-!
	Ferdinand : 	Into a LEGION OF HIPPOS!
Olgroth: (( aw shit. ))
Ike: (( CALLED IT ))
	Olgroth: 	what he say?
	Ferdinand : 	WATCH AND SEE THE MASTER AT WORK
Ike: (( Oh shit the phoenix is going to grab me isn't he ))
Ike: (( how much fire damage will I take from that ))
	Ferdinand : 	Alakazam alakazoo, turn this gap into a hippo pool!
	Olgroth: 	THAT NOT RHYME.
Ike: (( AlakaZook, turn this gap into a hippo brook (D) ))
Ike: (( movement* ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...oh goddammit! Who turns a bridge into hippos?! What sorta stupid trick is that?! *assumes I could hear with mah 33*
	Ike: 	What are you talking about?
	Ike: 	*got a 4*
tirkaroKujo: 	and now hold the fuck on
tirkaroKujo: 	technical difficulties 9_9
Olgroth: (( *holds on tightly to the fuck* ))
Efreet: (( IE, Tirk has to take a shit ))
Efreet: (( And someone is already in the bathroom ))
Olgroth: (( gonna keep collecting my spellbook then ))
Olgroth: (( so yes, MT ))
Olgroth: (( I need to give you Weapon of Awe before all battles from now on ))
Olgroth: (( You transform a single weapon into an awe-inspiring instrument. The weapon gains a +2 sacred bonus on damage rolls, and if the weapon scores a critical hit, the target of that critical hit becomes shaken for 1 round with no Saving Throw. ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Oooooooo ))
Efreet: (( Qqqqqqqq ))
tirkaroKujo: 	And back
Olgroth: (( I assume no one else gives Sacred bonuses. ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Sooo...yeah, I suggest we book. Because that guy over there wants to turn this bridge into HIPPOS!
Efreet: (( I do not ))
Efreet: (( but uh, the Inquisitor might ))
tirkaroKujo: 	The edge of the bridge turns into a HIPPO
	Olgroth: 	that big hippo.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	See?! The hippo bridge has begun!
Efreet: (( unless they're replaced by Profane for everyone else too ))
Efreet: (( like they are for him ))
	Olgroth: 	STILL TIME TO GET ACROSS.
tirkaroKujo: 	and so does THAT one
	Olgroth: 	*books it with 20 foot movement speed*
	Aang: 	Hey, wait u-
	Ike: 	Son of a btich.
	Olgroth: 	*just stares into the hippo's ass I guess*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Hippo?!
	Aang: 	Oooh....this isn't good....
	Ferdinand : 	YES, MORE HIPPOS! MORE MORE MORE!
Olgroth: (( is... is this a Climb check? ))
Olgroth: (( to get over the hippo or something? ))
Efreet: (( ARE YOU GOING TO CLIMB INTO THE HIPPO'S ASS? ))
Olgroth: (( NO (D) ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Yes. It's the safest place. ))
	Efreet: 	This is quite the predicament, really. One may expect such an encounter in a city, but not in this wild enviroment.
	Olgroth: 	« 1d20 + 6 + 3 + 5 = 14 + 6 + 3 + 5 = 28 » *climbs over hippo*
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure, you make it on top of the hippo
Ike: (( wait... ))
Ike: (( did I not save ym fucking token ))
Ike: (( from last night ))
	Olgroth: 	IS VERY WOBBLY.
Ike: (( I totally didn't ))
Ike: (( I should have 63 HP ))
Ike: (( not 83 ))
Olgroth: (( from splooge recovery? ))
Ike: (( er, 71 then, but IDK if that was even serious ))
	Olgroth: 	*maintains grip on hippo's back*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Quick Sen-chan! Jump the hippo!
Olgroth: (( man, I wish I had Handle Animal right now (XD) ))
	Aang: 	« 1d20+23 = 10 + 23 = 33 » I-I'll try!
Ike: (( how much of a fall is it ))
Ike: (( to that cave thing. ))
Ike: (( The top of it ))
	Hippo 2: 	Meeeeeeeh
	Olgroth: 	W-WHOA
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Good job, you're like a pro hippo jumper!
	Hippo: 	*Flies away*
	Olgroth: 	NO HIPPO
	Olgroth: 	YOU- WAIT, WHERE YOU GO?
Ike: (( and that just isn't going to be confirmed for me isn it ))
	Ferdinand : 	WHERE ARE YOU FLYING OFF TO, HIPPO?
	Olgroth: 	WHERE WE GO?
Ike: (( either of them ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I dunno
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...why do hippos fly in this world..?
	Olgroth: 	*CRAP MAN LOOKS LIKE I BETTER FALL*
	Olgroth: 	*lets go of hippo*
tirkaroKujo: 	You had 71 HP last time
Ike: (( well then I guess it was ))
Ike: (( but how far of a jump is th--ya know what fuck it ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*Yes I actually had to load the map again in another Maptool instance*
Ike: (( you plan to kill me off anyhow ))
	Olgroth: 	*lands to ground with a thump*
tirkaroKujo: 	The jump is like
Ike: (( howm uch money do I have ))
Ike: (( in that token ))
	Ike: 	« 1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18 »
	Ike: 	*that make it*
tirkaroKujo: 	You make it off the tip of the Hippo's nose
Olgroth: (( not all that much of a drop, shall we say 2d3 damage or something ))
Ike: (( er ))
Ike: (( I was jumping down here ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh well that's fucking easy
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*jumps*
tirkaroKujo: 	And that would be like
	Olgroth: 	*takes « 2d3 = 2 » damage from fall unless indicated otherwise*
Efreet: (( there are actual rules for fall damage ))
Efreet: (( 1d6 per 10 feet ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes, there are
Olgroth: (( well I don't know them ))
Efreet: (( but is it nonlethal or not ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So just hold your dicks
Efreet: (( Never found out ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It never said anything about it being nonlethal
tirkaroKujo: 	I would assume it is lethal
Olgroth: (( I imagine falling a thousand feet would be lethal ))
	Efreet: 	Sire, are you planning on spelunking into that cavern? It may not be the best of times to do so.
tirkaroKujo: 	How else would you have fancy disney villain falling off of things
	Ike: 	Anything to get away from the hippos!
tirkaroKujo: 	That is in fact 2d6 damage
Olgroth: (( do I get a ref check or something? (hmm) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Acro I think
	Olgroth: 	*I HAVE NO ACRO* (FEDUP)
tirkaroKujo: 	Then just dex
	Olgroth: 	« 1d20 + 2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »
Efreet: (( haha ))
tirkaroKujo: 	lol
	Olgroth: 	« 2d6 = 5 »
	Aang: 	« 1d20+23 = 15 + 23 = 38 » Don't you fail on me this time feet....
	Olgroth: 	URG.
	Ike: 	*jumps down* « 1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15 »
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Er, you okay down there?! *shouts at Hendrix*
	Ike: 	*does that make it with the ledge for support*
	Olgroth: 	*shakes hammer at hippo menacingly, yells* « 1d20+10+3+2+4 = 16 + 10 + 3 + 2 + 4 = 35 » (Intimidate check to see how it reacts*
	Ike: 	I'm alive, at least!
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure, you get on the ledge
Ike: (( I assume the +4 is the bonus from an orc? ))
Olgroth: (( Cha. ))
	Hippo: 	Meeeeh
Olgroth: (( the +2 is from orc. ))
Ike: (( m ))
	Hippo: 	*Flies away now, flies away now, flies awaaaaay*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Least you're not hippo-ified
	Olgroth: 	*spits on ground, oh crap, is that one of my teeth, it totally is*
	Olgroth: 	*grabs tooth, puts back in mouth*
	Olgroth: 	hrmph. that strange bridge.
	Efreet: 	*so should I actually just run into this cavern and hide from the hippos*
	Hippo 2: 	Meeeeeeeeeeeeh
	Ike: 	*(hides; hopes I don't get molested*
tirkaroKujo: 	Gee let's see what's inside
Ike: (( -( ))
Olgroth: (( at least Hendrix has low light vision ))
Efreet: (( brb ))
Olgroth: (( shame he can never see anything in regular light ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Where'd he...? Oh well, Hendrix is tough, he'll be fine...now let's see what the hell hippo guy's up to!
	Olgroth: 	*emerges from bushes*
	Aang: 	Sure, may as well.....
	Olgroth: 	WHAT THAT ALL ABOUT?!
	Ferdinand : 	OHOHO! IS THIS JUST NOT THE MOST SPECTACULAR SHOWCASE YOUR EYES HAVE EVER SEEN?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	HEY YOU!
	Olgroth: 	*low growl*
	Ferdinand : 	Oh, I've seen you before! Sorry, but I am not doing any more encores tonight!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	What sort of backwards dumbass TURNS A BRIDGE INTO HIPPOS?!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*fuming*
	Ike: 	Hm? What is this...
Olgroth: (( ...well crap, apparently I need to go help carry chicken feed or something ))
	Ike: 	*what is this*
	Aang: 	That's like, the STUPIDEST trick anyone can do!
Ike: (( >mfw it's a lever ))
Olgroth: (( because yes, we do indeed have chickens ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Agi was in fact 100% serious about the chicken thing
tirkaroKujo: 	all this time
Olgroth: (( will be... I dunno, eight or so minutes ))
Olgroth: (( do Hendrix's thing ))
Ike: (( >that turns the entire route into hippos ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, it's a fancy-looking sword
Ike: (( clearly this is not just one item. ))
Ike: (( and is a whole dungeon. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It looks like a short Katana
Ike: (( so it's a wakizashi ))
Ike: (( or a tanto ))
Ike: (( I think that's called a tanto anyhow ))
	Ike: 	*Spellcraft* « 1d20+3+3+3+10 = 14 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 10 = 33 »
	Ferdinand : 	H-hey! Are you denying the grandosity of my amazing magical abilities?
tirkaroKujo: 	The Sword houses a spirit
tirkaroKujo: 	It's a pretty powerful one at that
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I'm saying that the fact that your "grand magic trick" was turning a BRIDGE into a SWARM OF FLYING HIPPOS was quite stupid, yes!
	Efreet: 	Step up, you ruffians! I challange thee!
	Hippo 2: 	Meeeeh?
	Efreet: 	*will probably lose*
	Ike: 	Great...is this another cursed item...?
	Ike: 	Or...maybe more like my javelin...
	Ferdinand : 	H-hey, that's not nice at all! In fact, I'm sure everyone has come all this way just to see my amazing tricks!
	Ferdinand : 	Is that not correct, audience?!
	Fisherman: 	Uggh, this is the same exact trick you've been pulling for the past hour. Can't you do anything besides turn things into hippos?
	Hiker: 	I want my gold back dammit!
	Lass: 	I'm just kinda here because Euro City looks kinda shady right now...
	Gentleman: 	I think I'm lost.
	Lass 2: 	Hey, so am I!
	Efreet: 	Put up your dukes, beasts! I will best you in a bout of fisticuffs to renew my master's tarnished name!
	Efreet: 	*puts up his dukes*
	Ike: 	Fine, it can't hurt...
	Hippo 2: 	Meeeeeeeeeeeeh
	Ike: 	*picks up the sword*
tirkaroKujo: 	Roll a will check
Ike: (( shit ))
tirkaroKujo: 	@PC
	Ike: 	« 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 »
	Ike: 	*okay*
tirkaroKujo: 	You faget
	Ike: 	« 1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24 »
	Ike: 	*hahanope*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	So you've been ripping off a bunch of people with crappy hippo tricks? *frown*
Ike: (( MT, he clearly turned the man's gold into flying hippos ))
Ike: (( he can sell those ))
tirkaroKujo: 	A huge surge of power overcomes you.....but you manage to not succumb to it.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Route rooty route root'
	Finne: 	« 1d20+7+3+3 = 16 + 7 + 3 + 3 = 29 » *Use Magic Device*
Ike: (( oh wait, -3 ))
Ike: (( it's Chr (FEDUP) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Before fading away, the spirit tells you.....
Ike: (( ALL DAT PUYO PUYO ))
	Nekno: 	What? Did you not WANT my power or something?
	Nekno: 	You are such a square it's not funny!
	Ike: 	I don't even know what it IS! Urgh...*wraps sword in blanket*
	Ike: 	...*Bedroll
	Ike: 	*as Haze has the blanket
	Hiker 1: 	Hmm, she's right. I'm leavin' this joint
	Gentleman: 	See ya
	Lass 2: 	Bye!
	Ferdinand : 	OH COME ON PEOPLE!!
	Ike: 	Maybe it will come in handy later...
	Ferdinand : 	I NEED THIS TO FEED MYSELF EVERY NIGHT!
	Ferdinand : 	*sniff* Well at least I'll always have my hippos.....
Ike: (( is it statted a wakizashi in terms of weight ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes it is in fact a Wakizashi
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I hate to sound morbid but...if you can turn things into hippos...why don't you just...sell the hippos?
tirkaroKujo: 	in just about everything
	Ferdinand : 	Sell the- SELL THE HIPPOS!?
	Ferdinand : 	Do you even KNOW just what I'm contracted to here lady!?
Ike: (( > Deadly: When this weapon delivers a coup de grace, it gains +4 to damage when calculating the DC of the Fortitude saving throw to see whether the target of the coup de grace dies from the attack. The bonus is not added to the actual damage of the coup de grace attack. ))
Ike: (( that bastard ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Not...really, no.
	Ferdinand : 	Well, you see, it all started when......
Ike: (( technically I COULD have Haze out now too ))
Ike: (( by using Summon Eidolon ))
Ike: (( but whatever ))
	Ferdinand : 	I was just a mere little boy, hanging around the lowly pavement of gernard, making any mint I could when....*He then proceeds to ramble on and on about his childhood life at a mile a minute, enough to fill a novel*
Olgroth: (( *back then* ))
	Ferdinand : 	So then when I was a slightly less mere teenager, I came face to face with....
Ike: (( Ferdinand: And there were these ants, and I was like "I SHALL WAGE WAR UPON THESE ANT" and so I got out my water pistol and BLASTED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM ))
Ike: (( " ))
Ike: (( ants* (D) ))
	Ferdinand : 	But as I lay dying, I met this strange girl.....
	Ike: 	Are they....are they gone?
Olgroth: (( *aw crap where'd all the onlookers go* ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( OH CHRIST ))
Efreet: (( Ferdinand is just working with the superdevil ))
	Ferdinand : 	She told me, "FILL THE WORLD UP WITH HIPPOS OR ELSE ALL WILL END, BIZNITCH"
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I'm trapped in Dampierre's finisher from Broken Destiny. ))
Efreet: (( who gives him flying hippos ))
	Ferdinand : 	I had no idea what that meant, but since that day, I've devoted myself to the magical arts of turning things into hippos!
	Olgroth: 	and you just listen to her
	Ferdinand : 	And if I DON'T....well, that would be terrible!
	Olgroth: 	that sound like very specific calling.
	Efreet: 	Only mostly, sire! This n'er-do-well insists on, how do you young people say it these days, "cramping my style" still!
Ike: (( also Tirk you never answered me ))
Ferdinand : (( on what ))
Ike: (( how much gold did Hendrix have on that other map ))
Ike: (( I have it as 756 ))
Ike: (( and like 10 gp ))
Ike: (( which sounds right but man I unno ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Yeah...that sounds pretty stupid there, chief.
tirkaroKujo: 	YES
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU HAD THE SAME AMOUNT OF GOLD
Ike: (( OKAY (D) ))
	Olgroth: 	NINJA GIRL RIGHT. WHY MAKE HIPPO? HIPPO USELESS.
	Ferdinand : 	Hmm, you're right....
Ike: (( Dammit Weston why are you not here ))
	Ferdinand : 	Maybe....maybe...was it all just a dream?
	Olgroth: 	EVEN FLYING HIPPO.
	Ferdinand : 	C-could that be it?
Ike: (( you could use Floating Disc and I could surf across (D) ))
	Olgroth: 	actually, i like flying hippo.
	Olgroth: 	just was surprised when took off is all.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	That's a pretty goofy dream man.
	Ferdinand : 	Yeah, you're right...I don't need any of these hippos!
Ike: (( Clearly he dreamed his ENTIRE LIFE ))
	Ferdinand : 	Dispel, hippos!
	Hippo 2: 	Meeeeh
Ike: (( >yfw he summons something much worse ))
Olgroth: (( SPIKED TENTACLES OF FORCED INTRUSION. ))
	Ferdinand : 	Great! I shall now live a hippo-free life!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Probably saves you some money on raising hippos too. *shrug*
	Ferdinand : 	I don't even KNOW what I ate that night to warrant such a silly dream....
tirkaroKujo: 	Suddenly, the area around you starts to darken and crash
	Olgroth: 	(that seem easy. how he convinced- oh no, that bad.)
tirkaroKujo: 	A figure begins rising in from the now grounded dark clouds
	Efreet: 	It seems to have retreated, my lord! I can only presume my declaration of battle took effect after a thirty second delay.
	Ferdinand : 	Huh? W-wait, that was the exact sam-
	Cancer: 	FERDINAND!
	Cancer: 	YOUR TIME HAS COME!
Efreet: (( CANCER INDEED ))
	Cancer: 	WHERE ARE THE HIPPOS!?
Efreet: (( KILL IT ))
	Ferdinand : 	OH GOD IT WASN'T A DREAM
	Ferdinand : 	IT WASN'T A DREAM AT ALL
Efreet: (( CONGRATS MT ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...you've got to be shitting me...
	Olgroth: 	maybe this dream too?
Efreet: (( YOU KILLED OFF THE ONLY GOOD CHARACTER IN THIS GAME ))
	Cancer: 	I DO NOT SEE ANY HIPPOS HERE FERDINAND
	Cancer: 	I ASKED YOU FOR HIPPOS
	Cancer: 	YOU FAILED TO DELIVER
	Olgroth: 	to be fair
	Olgroth: 	one fly away
	Olgroth: 	that way *points*
	Ferdinand : 	I-it's nothing! I can make m-more hippos right n-now!
	Cancer: 	NOPE TOO LATE
	Cancer: 	THE DEADLINE IS OVER
	Cancer: 	YOU'RE FINISHED FERDINAND!
Efreet: (( STOP HER (D) ))
Efreet: (( I WOULD BUT I CANNOT ))
	Ferdinand : 	I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIE
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*walks up* Alright lady, the hell's going on here
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	?
	Cancer: 	Hmm? Oh, where did you little kiddies come from?
	Olgroth: 	why hippo so important?
	Cancer: 	I'm sorry, but this is none of your business.
	Olgroth: 	they stupid animal.
	Cancer: 	Now excuse me as I slowly flay off this man's skin for going against the will of the great Genesis.
Olgroth: (( *haha, wow, should probably have some ranks in Knowledge(Religion)* ))
Olgroth: (( but I do not ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well seriously. Hippos are sorta cute and all cuz they're all pudgey and stuff...but why are you making him summon hippos everywhere?
	Cancer: 	Why? Because Genesis wills it of course!
Efreet: (( Sen: pudgey...? *pigs out on food* ))
	Olgroth: 	WHO GENESIS? WHY SHE CARE?
	Cancer: 	Huh? You don't know about GENESIS!?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Nope. Sorry
	Cancer: 	How do you even live with yourself as a functioning member of Iapetus?
	Olgroth: 	IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BLUE HEDGEHOG?
	Aang: 	S-sorry, but I don't know who that is either....
	Cancer: 	Waaaaait.....
	Cancer: 	Hold on........
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Blue hedgehog...? What..?
	Cancer: 	I....I think I know you.....
	Cancer: 	You! I recall you were one of the MD Players sent here by Death Master to destroy Genesis!
	Ike: 	I am going to regret this... Efreet! Over here! Grab my arm and...lift me up...
	Efreet: 	Immediately, sire!
	Cancer: 	I know this because Genesis told me!
	Olgroth: 	not know what she talk about. hippo lady crazy?
	Cancer: 	No, you idiotic orc!
	Ike: 	*ow fuck fire talons ow* « 2d6 = 7 » Hurry! Get me off here before I burn to death!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Wait a second...Genesis? That's the name of that asshole who destroyed my world?!
Olgroth: (( also I hope no one minds if I draw in little things like the black clouds ))
Olgroth: (( wary ))
	Cancer: 	The Great Genesis believes the Hippo to be a grand, sacred animal, and is vital to furhter his plan to improve the universe!
Ike: (( Wait a second...Genesis? That's the name of the saint who destroyed my world?! ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( No, that's his underling, Dreamcast. ))
	Ike: 	DROP ME! FUUUUUUCK!
	Cancer: 	Well...Genesis can't exactly avoid collateral damage, no...but it will all be worth it!
	Cancer: 	Trust me!
	Cancer: 	Now, please move aside so this heretic may die a slow and painful death
	Efreet: 	As you will it! *drops*
	Ike: 	« 1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »
	Ike: 	*fuck*
	Olgroth: 	not understand why vital.
	Ike: 	« 2d6 = 7 » *just gonna go with 2d6*
	Aang: 	Y-you! Why are you even doing this!?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*raises shortsword* You just made my day a whole lot worse, lady. I ain't lettin you leave without something to show your goddamn master!
	Ike: 	ARGH! *looks at arm; sees rings burnt into it* Agh! Damn! Whatever...thanks, Efreet...
	Olgroth: 	have no ally in red hippo wizard, but look like we defend him. so I help.
	Efreet: 	It is but my mission to serve.
	Aang: 	I don't know what you want in the end....but I can't forgive anything that's caused as much pain as what I'm assuming!
	Aang: 	ESPECIALLY towards Ci!
	Cancer: 	*Holds up hands* Woah woah, hey now.
	Olgroth: 	*moves hand towards Ci's shortsword, aw crap, look who just got Weapon of Awe'd*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( "RAPE! D:" ))
Efreet: (( Olgroth just finds out that Ci has a penis. ))
	Cancer: 	Just what do you think you're doing with that? I know you may be here to go through Death Master's little obstacle course.....
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Sen: Thaaaaaaaat explains everything. ))
Efreet: (( also...did you draw that in Agi? ))
Efreet: (( because it looks like somebody wet the map ))
Olgroth: (( ...yes? (wary) ))
Olgroth: (( man, deal with it ))
Efreet: (( Seriously Agi man ))
Efreet: (( why yo ugotta spill cola on the map ))
Efreet: (( you cleanin that shit up after the session ))
Olgroth: (( I'm not going to find the perfect balance of opacity and hue to please you (D) ))
	Cancer: 	But can't you take that up with Genesis? I'm just any ordinary underling who wants to flay people's skin and make everyone who doesn't appreciate the value of Genesis know true pain.
Olgroth: (( especially when I get, like, twelve swatches. ))
	Cancer: 	IS THAT SUCH A CRIME!?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Yeah, it's quite a few crimes actually.
	Cancer: 	Well darn.
	Ike: 	« 1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 »
	Olgroth: 	well, i guess no- huh, different rules here.
	Ike: 	*I hear nothing cap'n*
	Olgroth: 	yes, is crime then.
	Ike: 	Ngh...What are they doing over there...?
	Cancer: 	So um....
	Cancer: 	Huh, this will be a bit more difficult than planned....
	Olgroth: 	recommend you go back to Genesis.
	Olgroth: 	before too late.
	Cancer: 	Let's see, what would Genesis do in this occasion.....
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	What the big guy said.
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Or the small guy who I just picture as big. ))
Olgroth: (( (fedup) ))
Olgroth: (( I should be at LEAST 6' 2" (crs) ))
	Cancer: 	Well ffffffffine!
Ike: (( so at least as tall as Haze ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Just retcon it (WARY) ))
Ike: (( (CHEW) ))
Olgroth: (( YES, AT LEAST AS TALL AS HAZE. (D) ))
Ike: (( seriously Large size is only like three feet taller ))
	Cancer: 	I'll just have to turn back and......
Ike: (( as Ditemma or whatever was only 9' ))
	Cancer: 	Slowly......back.....away......
	Cancer: 	You know you can go now. Totally, completely harmless at this point.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...you're gonna totally flay his skin the moment we leave, dammit!
	Olgroth: 	*pulls out massive hammer*
	Cancer: 	Just leave the heretic right here, so I can.......
	Cancer: 	I can......
Olgroth: (( wait hold on ))
Ike: (( AND THEN FERDINAND BECAME OUR SECOND DMPC ))
	Cancer: 	appreciate....his.....feng shui.......
Ike: (( HOORAY ))
Olgroth: (( we should get Sense Motive here or something ))
Ike: (( also ))
Olgroth: (( to realize she's going to do a big attack or something ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Feng shui?! Just look at the guy, he's got no fashion sense let alone feng shui!
Ike: (( am I the only one that sees that thing on the left ohis token ))
	Ferdinand : 	Yeah, she's completely corr- HEY!
Ike: (( as a mirror with a Mr. Saturn in it? ))
Olgroth: (( WELP RANDOM LECTURE TIME. ))
Ike: (( like the side of a Mr. Saturn's face ))
Olgroth: (( GOODBYE FOREVER ))
Ike: (( AGI JUST TELL HER TO SHUT UP ))
Ike: (( GROW A GODDAMNED BACKBONE ))
tirkaroKujo: 	JUST /ss/ WITH HER ALREADY
tirkaroKujo: 	SHE CLEARLY JUST WANTS A REPLACEMENT DICK
tirkaroKujo: 	TO MAKE UP FOR HER HUSBANDS ABSENCE
Ike: (( and you call me tactless ))
Olgroth: (( I don't even want to know what /ss/ is ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I never said I was any better
tirkaroKujo: 	I am however the greatest psychologist in the business
	Olgroth: 	(what she doing? « 1d20 + 8 + 3 + 2 = 20 + 8 + 3 + 2 = 33 » *sense motive yo*)
tirkaroKujo: 	Well shit man
Olgroth: (( eeeyup ))
tirkaroKujo: 	May as well take an hour off
tirkaroKujo: 	to wait for the wall of text incoming
Ike: (( mmmmmmmmmm ))
Olgroth: (( man just tell me what she's doing in regards to the Ferdinand situation ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Fffine (D)
Olgroth: (( I ain't that perceptive to know everything about Genesis ))
Ike: (( he wants to get rid of Hendrix as quickly as possible ))
Ike: (( as Hendrix obviously wants nothing at all to do with the main plot ))
Olgroth: (( and I'm making it quicker. ))
Olgroth: (( (Chew) ))
Ike: (( you're learning nothing about it though ))
Olgroth: (( MAINLY I was rolling to see if she was planning a major attack ))
Olgroth: (( once we let our guards down ))
Olgroth: (( I wasn't trying to SEE THROUGH THE UNIVERSE and understand the entire plot ))
Olgroth: (( this could be summed up in one sentence ))
Olgroth: (( "AW SHIT MAN SHE'S GONNA ATTACK" ))
Olgroth: (( or "NAH BRO SHE'S COOL" ))
	Cancer: 	*This lady is quite trustworthy with....whatever the hell she says....although your complete and utter nat 20 tact tells you that she's still hiding something much bigger. She plans for you to simply go away so that she may flay off Ferdinands skin. If you fail that, she will inevitably attack.*
	Ike: 	Is there some reason you're standing around here...?
	Olgroth: 	...mmm.
	Olgroth: 	we take wizard with us.
	Olgroth: 	for now.
	Olgroth: 	she not to be trusted with him.
	Cancer: 	H-hey! You can't do that!
	Cancer: 	If this man's skin is not properly flayed....
	Cancer: 	Genesis shall give me the pig treatment!
	Efreet: 	I believe they are conversing with the bacon-scented madam, sire.
	Cancer: 	That includes all the snoussing associated with it!
	Olgroth: 	that your problem.
	Olgroth: 	he can make more hippos if he live.
	Ike: 	I can see tha--what? Oh, nevermind..
	Olgroth: 	now all know it not dream. no confusion.
	Ferdinand : 	Y-yeah! Let's go! You problem lady!
tirkaroKujo: 	*Your problem
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. My parents need the computer, they need to research plane tickets or something since my aunt's having a baby in a few weeks. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	We can wait
Olgroth: (( timeframe? ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I dunno how long it'll be offhand. ))
Olgroth: (( I can just play TF2 for a bit, no probs (chew) ))
Ike: (( how you only have one compooper in your entire house ))
Ike: (( but go on, let them buy some tickets ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Because nobody else can take care of a computer without it turning into a virus filled piece of shit. ))
	Olgroth: 	*craaap, I totally wasted that weapon of awe there. Ah well, at least it served to intimidate*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	So yeah. I'll be back as soon as I can.
	Olgroth: 	where you go?
MarthTrinity is disconnected.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Route rooty route root'
Olgroth: (( is this a better pace at all? (wary) ignoring everyone needing to leave all the time ))
	Gilead: 	Seems as if my time will be coming much, much sooner than expected
tirkaroKujo: 	The pace is going just fine
tirkaroKujo: 	No PC I am not going to arbitrarily kill your character out of nowhere just because you want to play your inquisitor that badly
	Gilead: 	Man I would rather play Hendri
	Gilead: 	x
	Gilead: 	But you are introducing plot
	Gilead: 	They will want to follow plot
	Gilead: 	Hendrix doesn't want everyone he cares about to die
	Gilead: 	He will not follow plot.
agidius is disconnected.
	Gilead: 	And then Agi died too.
agidius has connected.
	Gilead: 	m
Phatthrice is disconnected.
	Cancer: 	SO HOW ABOUT THAT PATHFINDER BEING DEAD FOREVER
agidius: 	shrug
agidius: 	can't be any worse than Ferdinand's sense of style
	Ferdinand : 	cry2
	Olgroth: 	so yes
	Olgroth: 	I firmly intend on abandoning his ass in the forest
	Ferdinand : 	but clearly they will never let you
	Olgroth: 	Hendrix might
	Ferdinand : 	Perhaps