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Remy You Nosy Nigga

Mar 21st, 2016
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  1. Alexithymiaa: -Bryan sat on the couch, his nearly empty glass of scotch in his hand, but resting on couch shelf beside him. He tipped it up and finished it off, letting out a burp and immediately looking down at the sleeping puppy next to him which was a definite foreshadow of his life because he was so worn out from playing with the puppy he didn't want to wake her and start all over again. Irony. Once he was finally satisfied she wasn't waking up, he leaned down to his feet to grab the bottle, pouring another couple of fingers into the glass and recapping it to replace it on the floor.-
  2. Musik: -Aubrey stood in the kitchen, cleaning up from the messes of pie making. Probably like four different types of pie laying on the counter. She had flour on her cheek and probably in her hair. She probably looked gross as fuck because she's been cleaning and shit all fucking day. Her sleeves were pulled up and her hands were in gross dish water scrubbing way too hard at the dishes.-
  3. Alexithymiaa: -As soon as he placed the bottle back down at his feet, he lifted his glass up to his lips to take a quick sip, his eyes drifting over the living room that looked all clean and tidy. Stepping on the backs of his socks, he kicked them off, sending them flying across the room.-
  4. Covet: [Webs Pey]
  5. Alexithymiaa: Alexithymiaa: -As soon as he placed the bottle back down at his feet, he lifted his glass up to his lips to take a quick sip, his eyes drifting over the living room that looked all clean and tidy. Stepping on the backs of his socks, he kicked them off, sending them flying across the room.-
  6. Covet: -Cadence parked her hummer outside and looked over at Remy- You didn't have to come, I know you hate this fuck. I'd say play nice, but I now he wont so how about I say, try to enjoy yourself? -she told him with a soft smile then reached in the back to grab the two gift bags before she climbed out of the vehicle closing the door behind her.-
  7. Musik: -Aubrey grabbed a rag to dryoff her hands after finishing the dishes. She turned around to grab the tin foil, covering up each pie before putting them in the fridge, with the already made meatballs. she took a deep breath and moved to walk out of the kitchen, moving to walk into the living, stopping in her tracks when she saw the socks.- "You're fucking kidding me right? I spent all fucking day cleaning and THIS is what you do?" -She clenched her jaw and leaned over yannking the socks offf the couch, slapping Bryan in the back of the head with them before moving to walk up the stairs to the bedroom, dropping them into the basket.- "Fucking lazy asshole." -She grumbled to herself as she walked over to the clean clothes laying on the bed, angrily picking them up to shove them into the dresser.-
  8. Tsaaq: He patted her shoulder aimlessly. "I'm going to touch all of their stuff." Remy whispered, quickly and not really listening to what Cadence said cause he was a man with a mission. He got out his side of hummer and waited for Cadence. "So like which floor, how many rooms, how many bedrooms. I need this information."
  9. Alexithymiaa: -He flinched when she hit him with the socks, turning to look at her back as she stormed away all mad because he was gross. "They're just socks!" His words were slurred but still audible, turning back to face forward on the couch and looking down at the puppy. "No one cares about socks..."-
  10. Covet: I have no idea...We'll ask for the grand tour when we get inside. I didn't think to case the place before we got here. -She said to him in a joking tone, then walked to the door giving it a light knock.- I hope they're okay with a surprise visit, I didn't exactly call or anything before deciding to come over tonight. -she said with a slightly nervous shrug-
  11. Musik: "I care! I spent all day cleaning this fucking apartment and you don't even care! I cleaned it for YOUR father! You should care!" -She snapped taking a deep breath and bringing her hands up to cover her face as she heard the knock at the door. Starting to slightly freak out because lately knocks at the doors don't end well for this apartment. She dropped her hands and walked down the stairs, glaring at the back of Bryan's head.- "If it's anyone here to yell at us, you're fucking dealing with them." -She said before walking ovver to the door, pulling it open slowly to look through the crack. A sigh of relief seeing Cadence and Remy.- "Oh, hey guys. Come on in."
  12. Tsaaq: Remy patted his pockets then ran his hands up and down his thighs. "My pants have zippers." He whispered awkwardly when he wasn't satisfied with her reply. He went to rake his raven hair around on the other side of his head because he was trying to look like Skrillex. "What are they going to do? Tell us to go home?" Remy scoffed then shut up once the door open. "Hola. Como estas?" He asked in the worst possible spanish pronouncian.
  13. Alexithymiaa: (Why Remy)
  14. Alexithymiaa: "He doesn't care about socks either...." He mumbled as she passed him on her way to the door, turning around to look over the back of the couch to see who their visitors were. "Stavo bene. E poi è arrivato...." (I was good. And then you arrived...)-
  15. Covet: -Cadence smiled as Aubrey opened the door, giving Remy a light elbow as he spoke in spanish to her. - Hey, Just wanted to drop by with a gift for you two. Nothing baby related, but kind of a congratulations all the same kind of thing. -she stepped inside and saw Bryan- Yeah, Hi to you too. -she waved not caring what he said because she could never understand Her, or Steph when they spoke italian.- This is a fabulous apartment. Holy shit. -she said looking around.-
  16. Musik: "Estresado, agotado, molesto. Cómo estás?" (Stressed, exhausted, annoyed. How're you?) -She answered Remy and smiled weakly to Cadence.- "Oh thanks. You didn't have to do that." -She said and looked around at the apartment.- "Thanks. It's finally starting to feel more homey. I like it."
  17. Tsaaq: "Okay I only know like some Hebrew... So you guys are going way over my head right now. But I'm good. You're looking... Good." Remy paused a few times as he looked at Aubrey then looked around the apartment, he awkwardly tried to pat her shoulder. "Yeah this is cool, where's your can?" He quickly looked around, going right for the small set of stairs.
  18. Alexithymiaa: -All he did was lift his hand, not bothering to get up from the couch as he pointed toward the hallway. "On the left. What'd you bring us?"-
  19. Tsaaq: ((Why did you tell him?))
  20. Covet: No problem. I actually found them a while back, I just didn't have a good occasion yet to give them to you guys. It was one of those necessary things. -she said holding her hand up with a bag extended to Aubrey, then walked into the living room to give the other one to Bryan. She watched Remy head to the bathroom assuming he'd be snooping about getting the lay of the place-
  21. Alexithymiaa: (Because it was a bathroom question. Not a "Where are all your valuables?" question)
  22. Musik: -She took the bag and looked down at the bag then up at Remy, opening her mouth to reply but closed it when Bryan answered him. She moved over to the couch, sitting down on it, shifting uncomfortably because being pregnant actually sucks and isn't really enjoyable all that much. She pulled the tissue out of the bag which I'm assuming it ahd some in it, pulling the hoodie out, smiling at it.- "Dude this is kick ass. Thank you." -She said turning to look at Kiki.- "Oh do you guys want anything to drink? We have beer, wine, water, juice and sprite."
  23. Covet: [WHO THE FUCK IS KIKI!?!?! LMAO]
  24. Alexithymiaa: (WOW. Havent pulled one of those in a while.)
  25. Tsaaq: He nodded and gave a thumbs up. "Just gonna go take a leak." Remy said hurriedly as he quickly walked up the small set of stairs and went into the bathroom closing the door behind him. He did his business but stared at the cabinet above the toilet, opening it and poking around inside of it. Remy sucked his teeth cause he wasn't finding anything interesting.
  26. Alexithymiaa: (Im curious what he really thought he was going to find.)
  27. Covet: [Justin's Steroids?]
  28. Musik: (i MEANT CADENCE.)
  29. Alexithymiaa: -He took the bag from KIKI, poking his finger around through the tissue paper before pulling the hoodie out and holding it up, starting to laugh. "That's cool." He glanced over at Aubrey's, comparing it with his. "Oh, yours matches sort of. Thanks, Shortstack's friend. Ex friend. Whatever."-
  30. Musik: (Nausea pills, prenatals, probably anxitey meds that she can't take anymore because of baby.)
  31. Covet: I'm alright for now. But thank you. -she told Aubrey- I'm glad you like it. It was at one of the kiosk things in the mall. -she said then looked at Bryan and blinked- Can you just once, call me by my real name? Or something else that doesn't link me to Steph. She's made it pretty adamant that she wants nothing to do with me. She'd probably get pissed that you still call me that.
  32. Musik: -She moved her eyes to look at Brayn's, letting out a slight laugh. She really wanted to punch Bryan but company. She placed the hoodie down on the couch neatly and shoved the tissue paper into the bag, pushing her hand at her uncomfortable stomach, looking at CADENCE.- "It's okay. She's made it adamant that she wants nothing to do with us, but Bryan got Ash to make her come to dinner tomorrow night." -She said with a shrug.- "I mean how many people can she hate before she has no one left, y'know?"
  33. Tsaaq: ((He thought he'd find cool stuff.))
  34. Alexithymiaa: (Dont ask questions you dont want to know the answers to, Aubrey.)
  35. Tsaaq: Remy left the bathroom and went to peek into their bedroom a moment clearing his throat then looking into the room with all the musical shit. "Ohhhhhh snap." He cheered to himself and put his hands in his pockets as he went to rejoin everyone in the living like he wasn't investigating the apartment.
  36. Alexithymiaa: "Eh, I'm not that worried." He shrugged and dropped the hoodie down into his lap, leaning back into the couch cushions, Hennessey stirring beside him all cute and puppy like. "Everything will go back to normal eventually. Always does." He glanced over at Remy when he came back in, raising his brows. "You take the longest pisses ever."-
  37. Covet: Ha...You'd be surprised how hard she will hold a grudge. I doubt she'd do anything if it wasn't for Ash. So I guess that's good. -She looked up at Remy giving him a smile as he came back in trying to read if he'd found anything interesting, then looked at Bryan- Maybe he drank a lot before he got here, don't judge...but yeah...my statement about grudges stays the same.
  38. Musik: -She shook her head slightly.- "Whatever. She can't hate everyone forever. That'll be one depressing life." -She said, moving to run her hand over Clyde's head as he walked over, nudging his head at her leg.- "What dude?" -She asked him as if he was going to respond to her, then looked at Bryan.- "How long's it been since they were out last?"
  39. Tsaaq: He rolled his eyes at Bryan and strode over to Cadence. "There's a whole room back there with a fucking drumset." He attempted to whisper as he walked by her, Remy went to cross his arms over his chest as he glanced at the kitchen. "I think I'm gonna wash my hands again." He said in a lackadaisical tone as he tried to slink away again.
  40. Alexithymiaa: "Uhhhhh........ what time is it?" He asked unenthusiastically, glancing at the doors to his right. "I don't know, just let them out anyway, what's the difference?" Hennessey stretched and got up, doing a few adorable puppy yawns before puppy hopping across the couch to Cadence to bother her.-
  41. Covet: -Cadence blinked at Remy and gave a nod, because yeah...they are musicians, why wouldn't they have musical instruments?- Alright. -she looked back at Aubrey and nodded- That it would indeed. -she turned her head back to see the puppy coming over to her- Oh hey pup, I warn you now I smell like cat...lots of cat. -she said petting him scratching between his ears, playing with him a bit- How are the dogs enjoying all this extra room now? -she asked teh both of them-
  42. Musik: "You know how hard it is for me not to punch you in the face?" -She said blandly at Bryan before pushing up to her feet, walking over the porch door, unlocking it and pulling it open.- "Boys!" -She raised her voice slightly, watching the dogs run from everywhere to go outside.- "Oh they love it. Especially the yard. They're not so on top of each other now." -She said pushing the door shut.-
  43. Tsaaq: "I like music and I don't have any drums here!" Remy went to jog into the kitchen, opening the fridge and and peeking into the living room. "Hm... Oh shit I'm supposed to be washing my hands." He grumbled, turning on the faucet and just rubbing his hands under the water.
  44. Alexithymiaa: "Do you know how hard it is for me to wear pants right now?" He raised his brows at her, grabbing for his glass and lifting it up to his mouth to take another sip. "I think Moose likes living with other dogs to play with consistently. He still gets into shit and eats shit and does some shit..." He mumbled, moving a hand to run back through his shaggy unkempt hair. Hearing the water in the kitchen and forgetting Remy had said he was going to wash his hands, he swiveled in his seat, looking back towards the kitchen. "The pies are alive."-
  45. Covet: Do you want Drums? -Cadence asked to Remy as he made his way into the kitchen. She looked between the two house owners, not surprised that this was the conversation between them- Is there a time when you don't want to punch him in his face? -she asked playing with the puppy- I wish I was more of a little dog person. You are adorable, but I would wind up stepping on you all the time. I do it with the cats already, one of them's learned just not to be near my feet. -She looked at Bryan and raised an eyebrow- What the hell did you smoke, dude....
  46. Musik: "Yes. When he's not annoying the shit out of it." -She grumbled and moved to look through the window of the kitchen.- "Do not touch those pies, Remy. You will lose both your hands." -She said sternly and dropped down to sit in the chair, looking at Cadence.- "He's drunk."
  47. Tsaaq: "I'm not touching shiiit." Remy lied loudly, going to look into the fridge and touching EVERYTHING. He shrugged and went over to where Cadence had been once more. "Ughhhhhh." He groaned a little. "Nevermind, I'd have to do this another day."
  48. Alexithymiaa: "You're drunk." He spat back at her even though she was pregnant and he was a fucking moron. "Hennessey is the best. She's the best behaved one out of all of them. But you can't have her." He finished off the rest of his glass and placed it down on the shelf, looking over at Remy. "Did you touch the pies?"-
  49. Covet: -She laughed when she heard Aubrey yell at Remy not to touch anything, because somehow she didn't think that was going to hinder him at all. She shook her head at Bryan's outburst then looked back at Aubs- Did he ever sober up from Thursday? -she asked- Or did he just keep the hangover away with a little bit of the hair of the dog. -she looked at Remy then shrugged, she'd ask him what he meant by that later, then looked at Bryan- I wouldn't take someone else's dog...that'd be rude. I'll just come over to see her and Aubrey, and ignore you. Kay? Sweet. -she smirked going back to playing with the puppy, before holding it up to Remy- Wanna see her?
  50. Musik: "I'm not even sure." -She said with a shrug and turned to look at the door as the dogs scratched at it. She sighed and eased herself up from the chair moving over to the porch door, pulling it open, watch eaach dog run in, watching Clyde jump on Moose and tackle him into the apartment.- "Heyyyy. Calm down you fucks. can't you do that outside?" -She rolled her eyes and pushed the door closed.-
  51. Tsaaq: Remy looked over at the dog and smirked a little. "Just makes me miss Petey to be honest. At least with cats I don't care all that much." He said before turning to look at Bryan. "No honey, I didn't touch the pies." He answered sarcastically with his eyes widened a bit.
  52. Alexithymiaa: -Bryan lifted his hand to flip Remy off before glancing at Cadence. "At least you won't steal her. That's cool. She's a chill ass dog though. She lets us do whatever to her and doesn't care." When the dogs came stampeding into the apartment, he laughed, watching like it was a tv show.-
  53. Covet: Of course not, now they have an audience. -Cadence watched the calamity that happened as Aubrey let the dogs back in, chuckling a bit as she shook her head- Aww. Poor Meows. -she laughed- But...they are assholes, So I can't really blame you for not caring as much. -She put the puppy back down on the couch to let her do her puppy things- Okay she's chill now, but don't let your dickheadedness rub off on her. -she told Bryan.-
  54. Tsaaq: ((Listen woman.))
  55. Covet: [What?!]
  56. Tsaaq: ((Not you this bitch Steph gifting and shit.))
  57. Covet: [Oh...pfft, DEAL WITH IT!]
  58. Musik: -She went to walk around them, feeling one of the dogs bump into her leg.- "Listen you two fucking stop before i get a squirt bottle and start squirting you dumbasses." -She said at the dogs and moved back to sit in the chair, bringing her legs up to swing over the arm of the chair trying to get comfortable.- "I bought her a sweater..I still have to put her in it. Bryan wants to put her in diapers." -She said moving her eyes over to Hennessey, laughing softly at the dog.-
  59. Tsaaq: "Yeah cats are fucking dicks." Remy said with a shake of his head, looking at Bryan. "Right here buddy." He said, raising his middle finger to him as well. "Okay so when are we leaving, no offense guys. You place is nice but I'm like, starving over here and shit."
  60. Alexithymiaa: "I just want her to wear diapers so she doesn't shit on the floor." He retorted, leaning to one side and closing his eyes because drunk. "Yeah, get out. Bye."-
  61. Covet: Cause god forbid you have to get off your ass to let her outside....diapers belong on babies, not puppies. However sweaters, are totally acceptable. So are cute little summer sun dresses and shit like that. Or hell even a girly colored spiked collar, so she looks like a real bad ass. -Cadence looked at the time then at Remy- Right, I don't want to keep you guys or anything, but thanks of letting us chill for a bit and see your place. Hope your dinner goes as well as possible tomorrow. -She said getting up, then looked at Aubrey holding her hands out- Please don't get up, We can let ourselves out. You just sat down -she told her assuming that Bryan wouldn't get off his lazy ass to see them out cause he hadn't moved from his spot all night.-
  62. Alexithymiaa: (He wont.)
  63. Musik: "Ugh! I didn't even think about sundresses! I need to find her a sundress now. Thanks for that idea." -SHe said smiling, moving to stand up to let them out, but stopped when she said to not get up. She smiled at her and nodded.- "Seriously no problem. You guys can come hang out whenever. I'm usually here these days.." -She said patting her belly.- "See you guys later. Thanks for the sweatshirts, again Cay."
  64. Tsaaq: Remy sputtered his lips. "I'm coming to play those fucking drums." He said instantly. "And to snoop around in your bedroom." Remy whispered and went to walk towards the door. "Night guys. Night animals." He waved his hand at them and waited by the door for Cadence.
  65. Alexithymiaa: "Ughhhh no dresses. Spiked collar is okay, but no dresses." He rubbed his hand over his face because he felt all sorts of fucked up, jsut leaning his head down to rest on the shelf of the couch.0
  66. Covet: No problem, I'd accessorize my cats if they'd keep the shit on. Hey! That works, provided you are driving her anymore nuts than Bryan does. -she said allowed.- I'm glad you enjoyed the sweatshirts, and thanks for the open ended invite, I'll definitley take you up on it sometime. -Cadence smiled then walked to the door to let herself and Remy out, locking it before she closed it- That was a surprisingly nice visit. You could have cut the tension with a knife between the two of them, but maybe we should come over more. Let you annoy the piss out of Bryan to give Aubs a break? -she suggested as she started climbing back into her vehicle.-
  67. Musik: -She watched as they left. Sitting there for a minute longer before letting out a groan and climbing to her feet, placing her hand on her stomach as she walked over to the door, locking it.- "I'm going to bed. Are you coming?" -She asked as she walked for the stairs, stopping in the bathroom to pee first because you pee a lot witha kid on your bladder.-
  68. Tsaaq: He followed behind Cadence and put his arm around her waist as they went out the building. "I honestly didn't notice shit." Remy said with his eyebrows raise. "But I guess babies do that shit... I don't to annoy Bryan though like, I'm a grown ass man. I don't have time for that shit. I do want to play their drums though cause that shit is important." He got in the car with her and they went home and stuff.
  69. Alexithymiaa: "Mmmmm...." He kind of just grunted at her because he was actually incredibly drunk and he was doing the 'am I moving?' thing when he wasn't going anywhere, just staying there with his eyes closed.-
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