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Concerning Giovanni and Campanella: How Nippon rewrote the Film and What It Means
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The last 20 minutes of this film is what Japan drew to modify the story about two cats in cat-world. The movie will
be the biggest mistake of your life if you are never to be shown the original, over 45 minute extended ending. According to Japan, because Japan can forge the Katana and take over the entire planet, because there is no way I will cut 25 of their strongest men down in their prime, the story is as follows:

1. Campanella was adopted by a rich business-cat who never grew a brain
2. Giovanni has memory problems because his mother is always ill
3. Campanella decided, after learning God was real, to stop being here
4. Campanella's father will, automatically, attempt to make Giovanni's father become murdered
5. Giovanni's father will, as such, never really return home because it is worse for his child than living in hiding
6. Giovanni will grow up and learn this is true slowly, because he is clever
7. Giovanni will kill Campanella's legally endowed father to prevent him from killing God

Dear Nippon,

	God taught me to swing left-handed. I only touch the hilt with one palm...