quiero ser Vtuber

3:29
Wait, hold up, hold up. These guys. I noticed that there's boys too, there's guys too. Men with dicks.
3:35
Oh look! Arurandeisu. Look, he has a YouTube channel. I can't believe this.
3:42
(No fucking idea of what she screeched)
3:46
It disturbs me a bit how the characters move. Like, they do something like (imitates the mouth movement)
3:53
Ok, let's see. The first one has a lot of mobility. The second is kind of like constantly stiff.
4:00
Kanade IzAru. Let's look at this guy. He sings!
4:04
Wow, he is super adorable. I like it a lot, an intro like that. No, super cute!
4:10
Nah man, as soon as he opens his mouth, it scares me.
4:14
No, he sings! That PNG microphone there though...
4:18
(Not sure of how to translate this, but she's a coomer)
4:21
Look at how those clothes look. Hold on, stop it here. If I put on the jacket, I swear I can also look flashy like that. Getting on my flashy mode.  Because it's not possible how those Vtubers can be so fashionable, and I'm like this, all like... nothing. Well, now here we have the flashy jacket.
4:33
Wait, wait, wait. He has a choker. Now there's the look. He can't be more fashionable than me. He is not real!(laughs)It can't be.
4:40
Nah, these Vtubers make me want to dress fashionably and say "hi, I am a very flashy streamer." But... I'm not as cool enough yet, this should be more rolled up here or else the sleeve will be all out there.
4:49
I need to think. What is it, what is it, what is it? A hat to put on? Well, oh I know! The Monster machine gun here behind me {no idea of what she mumbled here)
4:57
Oh wait, what happened to the Monster machine gun? (Gets up) I need something for my head. Well, I think I found something. I found this.
5:04
But I think it makes me look more like a... like a delinquent. This makes shirts stand out (unintelligible).
5:15
I feel like my looks are being insulted. I need, I need something else. A pair of glasses. I feel like I am dressing up in a costume.
5:23
I think I neeeeed... Nothing that eyeliner can't fix. This eyeliner, this eyeliner is a good one. I'll look very fashionable, guys.
5:32
Not to brag, but look at the speed I have to apply the eyeliner. Look at this, look guys, give me two minutes to put it on. Just give me two minutes.
6:19
But that guy has like, I don't know, like cat ears, what does he have? Look, it's like... Felipe! (the cat) What does that guy have that I don't!? He does not have a Felipe! I won.
6:32
You know what I would like? Oh! Piercing. Cool. Now try to win against me in looks. Done. Competing in appearances. Real people are also fashionable.
6:43
Are you fighting against me? He has more blush than me. He has more color than me, that character. Can you notice how he has more color than me?
6:53
Done! All cool. And he sings! Look.
7:02
Yeah!? (I recommend you to skip her singing because it's terrible)
7:38
Take that! No one wins against me, much less a Vtuber. That's it. I won. I won against him, I did, right? I finally won? I won?
7:46
Vtuber or Vtita? Choose. Choose between those two, choose. Vtuber or titatuber?
7:55
Now I have an urge to cut my hair. An urge to have short hair (arranges her hair). Done. Gay panic. Do you want to have gay panic?
8:02
Hi, what's up? I'm the poetry boy (referencing a line in a song called "Noche de sexo").
8:05
Well, in just a couple of minutes I transformed. From being that Tita with small eyes. And now look at this Tita, I'm the Tita that makes you horny. This Tita makes you horny.
8:18
The way he plays the guitar is so pretty. No! I am falling in love with a Vtuber. No, I must stop my finger. I am about to give it like. Nooo! I don't want to susbcribe, no!
8:30
What have I done?
(She sings for the rest of the video and that's it)