redo = False
spam = True
import time
username1 = "tim"
password1 = "p"
log = "LogOff"
msg = "Message Me"
hi = "hi"
bye = "bye"
name = "what is my name?"
yes = "yes"
no = "no"
catmeme = "Cat Meme"
potato = "Kawaii Potato"
c = "enter"
ca = "cancel"
gomad = "Go Mad"

username = input("Please enter your username: ")
if username == username1:
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Attempting to access the database...")
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Database accessed...")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Retrieving data...")
    time.sleep(1.5)
    print("Username accepted.")
else:
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Attempting to access the database...")
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Database accessed...")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Retrieving data...")
    time.sleep(1.5)
    print("Username denied. The program will now terminate itself.")
    exit()
password = input("Please enter your password: ")
if password == password1:
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Attempting to access the database...")
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Database accessed...")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Retrieving data...")
    time.sleep(1.5)
    print("Password accepted.")
else:
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Attempting to access the database...")
    time.sleep(0.5)
    print("Database accessed...")
    time.sleep(1)
    print("Retrieving data...")
    time.sleep(1.5)
    print("Password denied. The program will now terminate itself.")
    exit()
print("Welcome", username1,)
while redo == False:
    dowhat = input("What would you like to do: LogOff, Message Me, Cat Meme, Kawaii Potato, Go Mad: ")

    if dowhat == potato:
        print("Ha! My personal favourite: https://goo.gl/mtw4M3 ")
        time.sleep(0.5)
        print("Enjoy.. lol")
        print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
        time.sleep(3)
        redo = False

    if dowhat == catmeme:
        print("Let me have a look...")
        time.sleep(3)
        print("Ah! Finally found one you may like...")
        time.sleep(1)
        print("Now where did I put the link...")
        time.sleep(1)
        print("Ah, found it: https://goo.gl/3969YY ")
        time.sleep(0.6)
        print("Enjoy lol")
        print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
        time.sleep(3)
        redo = False


    if dowhat == msg:
        print("Say one of the following, and I will reply to you...")
        speak = input("You can say: hi, what is my name?, and bye: ")
        if speak != hi and speak != bye and speak != name:
            print("Please enter a valid command next time.")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            redo = False
        elif speak == hi:
            print("Hello")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
            redo = False
        elif speak == bye:
            print("Cya!")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
            redo = False
        elif speak == name:
            print("Your name is", username, "and you should know that you idiot!")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
            redo = False
    else:
        pass

    if dowhat == log:
        print("Are you sure you want to terminate the program?")
        terminate = input("yes/no: ")
        if terminate == yes:
            redo = True
            exit()
        else:
            print("Ok, terminating cancelled.")
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
            redo = False
    else:
        pass

    if dowhat == gomad:
        forceclose = input("Are you sure you want to do this? It will never end, and you will have to force close the program! yes/no: ")
        if forceclose == no:
            print("Thankgod, I was panacking!")
            time.sleep(0.7)
            print("Sending you back to the main menu in 3seconds.")
            time.sleep(3)
        elif forceclose == yes:
            print("The maddness will start in 5 seconds!")
            time.sleep(1)
            print("The maddness will start in 4 seconds!")
            time.sleep(1)
            print("The maddness will start in 3 seconds!")
            time.sleep(1)
            print("The maddness will start in 2 seconds!")
            time.sleep(1)
            print("The maddness will start in 1 second, PREPARE YOURSELF!")
            time.sleep(1)
            while spam == True:
                print("This is going to get on your neves!")