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- >On a park bench sit two old men, at their feet are fluffy ponies
- >One man is feeding them cookies, the other is hitting them with his cane
- >"Abe" said the nice man "Why do you hate these creatures?"
- "Well, Hugh, what's to like about them?"
- "They're geedy, selfish, filthy abominations of science."
- "All they do is eat and breed, contributing nothing of value."
- >Hugh tossed a cookie to the group of fluffies
- >"What about companionship, is that not important?"
- "Not if that companion is destined to die of its own stupidity."
- >"What about intelligence? These are thinking, talking beings."
- >Abe punts a purple mare into a nearby pond
- "Created to do so. A mockery of human achievement, nothing more."
- >"They feel though, look at the foal you hit, it's crying."
- >Abe picks up the crying foal and pulls a cookie out of the bag
- >The foal's crying stops immediately
- >"Wan nummies!" it says happily
- >Abe smiles then drops the foal onto the hard ground
- >It begans to cry again but stops when it sees the cookie
- "Look how easily it forgot how hurt it is, its legs are broken."
- >"Don't you think we owe it to them to provide compassion?"
- "For what reason? Because they're cute?"
- >"They didn't ask to exist."
- "I didn't ask for them to exist either but now they're a problem for me"
- >Hugh sighed, patted a couple fluffies and stood up
- >"I guess we'll never see eye-to-eye."
- >As he left, Abe pulled a cookie out of the bag
- >After waving it in front of the fluffies, he tossed it into the pond
- >They all dove in after it, drowning quickly
- >While the old man laughed, his foot crushed the injured foal
- >All in all, it was another fine day at the park
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