Advertisement
BallsOfFluff

Two old men

Jan 11th, 2013
1,082
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 1.63 KB | None | 0 0
  1. >On a park bench sit two old men, at their feet are fluffy ponies
  2. >One man is feeding them cookies, the other is hitting them with his cane
  3. >"Abe" said the nice man "Why do you hate these creatures?"
  4. "Well, Hugh, what's to like about them?"
  5. "They're geedy, selfish, filthy abominations of science."
  6. "All they do is eat and breed, contributing nothing of value."
  7. >Hugh tossed a cookie to the group of fluffies
  8. >"What about companionship, is that not important?"
  9. "Not if that companion is destined to die of its own stupidity."
  10. >"What about intelligence? These are thinking, talking beings."
  11. >Abe punts a purple mare into a nearby pond
  12. "Created to do so. A mockery of human achievement, nothing more."
  13. >"They feel though, look at the foal you hit, it's crying."
  14. >Abe picks up the crying foal and pulls a cookie out of the bag
  15. >The foal's crying stops immediately
  16. >"Wan nummies!" it says happily
  17. >Abe smiles then drops the foal onto the hard ground
  18. >It begans to cry again but stops when it sees the cookie
  19. "Look how easily it forgot how hurt it is, its legs are broken."
  20. >"Don't you think we owe it to them to provide compassion?"
  21. "For what reason? Because they're cute?"
  22. >"They didn't ask to exist."
  23. "I didn't ask for them to exist either but now they're a problem for me"
  24. >Hugh sighed, patted a couple fluffies and stood up
  25. >"I guess we'll never see eye-to-eye."
  26. >As he left, Abe pulled a cookie out of the bag
  27. >After waving it in front of the fluffies, he tossed it into the pond
  28. >They all dove in after it, drowning quickly
  29. >While the old man laughed, his foot crushed the injured foal
  30. >All in all, it was another fine day at the park
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement