Kiki barmaid

How does Kiki milk taste?

>You will never visit Barmaid Kiki's Inn to pick up quests and rumors.

I'd rather pick her up, but I'm terrible with idle chatter.

>So what's a pretty bird like you doing in a dump like this?
>This dump is MY place
>And what a dumpling it is! Ahahaha...

>[Rumor]
>"I hear there is an inn keeper who is madly in love with an adventurer that frequents her inn to ask about quests and rumors."

>kiki innkeeper spreading rumours in order to get adventurers attention
Cute. She should just apply to the guild and join his party

>ask kiki barmaid to join your party
>"Oh, I don't know, Anon. It's been so long since my adventuring days."
>she pulls back a curtain behind her, revealing a massive battleaxe and a set of bikini armor that looks like it was made for a much slimmer woman

>finally marry Kiki barmaid
>on your honeymoon she enters your bedroom in said bikini armor
>you have no idea how she got it on because it is three sizes too tight
>but it’s digging into all the right places to make your little soldier stand at attention
>now every time she wears the armor you know you’re gonna knock her up