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- /eurovision/
- >Pregame
- Sub best conditioned LM, RM, nonmedal CB
- Sub the nonmedal SS(AMF, fluid bullshit) - Best conditioned of €250k Shitpost, Memedova, Too Gay For Russia
- Sub the nonmedal AMF(DMF, fluid bullshit) - Best conditioned of Babushka, Mystic Flo Rida, I Will Murder You, or Greece Douze Points
- Corners - LM on Right and RM on Left
- If a medal is suspended, put in the corresponding nonmedal in their spot. If the CF is suspended, make him an SS.
- >Subs
- Subs at 60
- 3 most tired nonmedals, follow the pre-game instructions
- >Once Subs have come in
- Set the best conditioned between Verka or the nonmedal SS to join the attack. Prioritize Verka if tied.
- /euro2020/
- Pre match:
- Sub in the best conditioned following these rules:
- GK: Any
- RB: Screaming Swiss Fan, Hush Captain Nationalism and Crying German Girl are all eligible
- CB: Leave He's Dying? where he is, sub in best conditioned on the other side
- DM: Any
- CM: Any 2
- CF: Penaldo, Missed Pen, >Mbrappe and Flopmobile are all eligible
- Set Piece Settings:
- Penalties:
- *If *kneels out of euros* is starting, you are fine. Carry on
- *If *kneels out of euros* was subbed, put Penaldo on penalties
- *If Penaldo is also not starting, put Flopmobile on penalties
- *If Flopmobile is also not starting, put Tango's Barmy Army on
- Corners:
- *If SAY THE LINE ANGLOS is starting, you are fine. Carry on
- *If he has been subbed, put the starting LCM on left and the starting RCM on right
- Captaincy:
- *If CHADiellini is starting, you are fine. Carry on
- *If he has been subbed, set He's Dying? as the captain
- Sub time: 60-70 (match up with whatever the other team wants if it's in that range, if not specified, sub at 65):
- Sub out the 3 most tired non-medals for their best conditioned sub. If doing this has caused any of *kneels out of euros*, Penaldo or Flopmobile to come on or off pitch, follow the penalties rule above to fix.
- If the game goes to extra time, use the 4th sub for the most tired non-medal at the time, again following penalty rules if either of the 3 mentioned were involved.
- Special Occurrences:
- *If Tango's Barmy Army gets injured, sub in Hush Captain Nationalism at LB. If he is starting at RB, move him over and sub in a new RB
- *If He's Dying? gets injured, sub the best conditioned CB in
- *If >Poorata gets injured, sub in Missed Pen at RW. If he is starting at CF, move him over and sub in a new CF
- *If It's Coming Rome gets injured, sub in >Mbrappe at LW. If he is starting at CF, move him over and sub in a new CF
- *If any non-medal injuries, sub for best replacement
- *If any player gets sent off, swap the red carded player with the DM so they are in the DM position and sub the DM off for an in-position replacement. If a medal gets a red card, follow the above rules with the DM sub
- If the game goes to penalties, set the players in the following postions:
- *The best conditioned out of Reject Conk and Missed Pen should be set to take 1st
- *Flopmobile should be set to take 2nd
- *He's Dying? should be set to take 3rd
- *>Mbrappe should be set to take 4th
- **kneels out of euros* should be set to take 5th
- If there are players in that top 5 that aren't on the pitch at the time of penalties, fill gaps with this order
- *The other player out of Reject Conk and Missed Pen
- *Penaldo
- *It's Coming Rome
- *>Poorata
- *Tango's Barmy Army
- After this, just sort by conditions and go
- /geoguessr/
- none
- /rgg/
- none
- /sd/
- Start on Preset 1.
- Manually sub by ability.
- First Half:
- If down, switch to preset 2 and +1.
- Halftime:
- Switch to Preset 2.
- 65:
- Switch to Preset 3. Sub in best conditioned CMF, priority for Hoge.
- Sub out most tired non-medals otherwise.
- /chess/
- GENERAL:
- /chess/ is bringing a classical game of /chess/ to the board/field
- The Pawns in front and the major pieces behind, all protecting their King.
- As the Game develops, so do the pieces on the board, moving up the pitch and checkmating the opposition in 90+toppage moves.
- PRE GAME:
- Do not sub the player who starts in the CF position pre match (either 1.d4 or 1 e4, this will change for each match if new meme exports are permitted)
- Sub all other pawns for their best available subs, manlet for manlet, normal height for normal height
- sub in the better condition GK
- start every game on preset 1
- AT 30 MINUTES
- Change /chess/ to preset 2
- also show the stream the formation change
- AT 60 MINUTE
- Change /chess/ to preset3 and sub the 3 most tired pawns (nonmedals)
- /monhun/
- Step 1: Pick a number FROM 1 and 3.
- Step 2: Use that preset.
- That's about it.
- Sub for best condition non-medals at kickoff.
- Subs at 70 minutes, best condition non-medals.
- /mkwii/
- start p1 sub manually by condition non-medals (GK, fullbacks,CBs, CMF - for CMFs "Competitive MKW player" has preference over the other CMFs unless he's got blue/purple condition and "Activate Shock" should NEVER be a starter).
- LB takes left CK, RB takes right CK
- LAP 1 (0'-45'):
- If down by 2 reduce the DLine to 3, support range to 5, remove swarm the box and go +1
- LAP 2 (45'-65'):
- Same instructions as Lap 1
- LAP 3 (65'-90'):
- subs at 65':
- >If not losing: sub off the 3 most tired non-medals (for CMFs "Activate Shock" has preference over the other CMFs in case of equal conditions); if winning by 2 or more go p2, otherwise stay on the same preset
- >if losing: go p3, turn on gegen if it isnt already on and then sub off the 2 OOP CBs and the non-medal CMF ("Activate Shock" has preference over the other CMFs in case of equal conditions)
- At 75'+: if the team isnt winning make sure that swarm the box is off and gegen is on
- /shekel/
- Only Use P1
- Subs at 65, Sub the Silver AMF for the most tired silver CMF, Either BETTING OUUUUUUUUUUUUHS or Blumpf Bucks.
- After that sub the wingers or whoever is most tired
- If losing at 65 add memen
- /sinnoh/
- none
- /vocaloid/
- Pregame:
- Preset 3
- First Half:
- If losing by 3 or more preset 2
- Half time:
- if losing by 3 preset 2
- Second Half:
- if losing by 2 preset 1
- if getting btfo'ed preset 2
- /pakistan/
- none
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