Yoghurts Homoerotic Story

He ran to the next door and bashed it open. The smell of intercourse, sweat and shame ran strong in the air, and it drilled inside Birdman's nose. What he saw would scar him forever, because he saw Why getting it on.
Yoghurt stood and balanced on his right leg. He was all sweaty and red because he was thrusting so goddamn hard. With his dick he buttfucked Why, with his left foot he toe-buttfucked Loco, with his right arm he fingered Amy, and with his tongue he ate out Nymph. They were all females in this story.
"Oh my god, what if we were dudes. This would be so gay then" moaned Amy.
"Yes, I agree. No one can call Yoghurt gay now because we're females" cried Loco out.
"Yes, this is very straight and not homo-erotic" nodded Nymph in approval.
"I'm a homo" yelled Why. It was true, if Why was a man he'd be a homo. Get the message, Why.
But Loco was actually Yuno, Amy was Ritsu, Nymph was that blue haired slave thing and Why was Sasami-san.
Birdman was jelly. He totally wanted to buttfuck Why. Maybe Nymph too, just for the heck of it. But that wouldn't happen because Yoghurt was too busy doing his thing.
"Yeah bend it to my will, Cockminator" snarled Amy. Amy was crazy, she squirmed like shit over there, and Loco did the same. "Ururururuuruu", that was the sound that Loco made.
Yoghurt, being the manly man that he was without bias, started to pump even harder. He couldn't let down those chicks, after all.
Like a motorboat they all started to shake violently as they started to reach their limits.
"Y'all bitches ready for some white chocolate" asked Yoghurt with the coolest grin ever.
"Sure!" replied all of them, and they all went down on their knees. Why, however, being the little bitch he really is pushed them all aside and took the load all by himself on the face. Get the message, Why.
"Bloody hell aye, I love me some semen, yeah" said Why with a grin that would even put a kid's happy smile on christmas morning to shame.
Birdman was hurt. Yoghurt had taken his trophy away from him. But he had not given up on his quest to buttfuck Why. He wouldn't lose... To Yoghurt...