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More C4S3 Stuff (Again)

Jul 2nd, 2016
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  1. [19:58] <PigBurner> sup nerds
  2. [19:58] == yzabtech has changed nick to zoroastrianTextuary
  3. [19:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> greetings, my friends!
  4. [19:59] <PigBurner> aw shit look who we got here again, it's spooky man
  5. [19:59] <macromaticSleipnir> ... "Spooky man"?
  6. [19:59] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((shit i need to go))
  7. [19:59] == zoroastrianTextuary [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
  8. [19:59] <PigBurner> yeh he's all mysterious and shit
  9. [19:59] <PigBurner> and look now he's gone again
  10. [19:59] <PigBurner> spoooooooky
  11. [20:00] <macromaticSleipnir> You're right
  12. [20:00] <macromaticSleipnir> That is pretty spooky
  13. [20:00] <PigBurner> yeah!
  14. [20:00] <PigBurner> well as long as he doesn't go along stealing my shit i'm cool
  15. [20:00] <macromaticSleipnir> Of course
  16. [20:01] <macromaticSleipnir> Pretty tough to be okay with your things getting stolen
  17. [20:01] == [UE] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
  18. [20:01] <macromaticSleipnir> Especially since that kinda just makes it a gift
  19. [20:01] <melancholicRegent[MR]> not really
  20. [20:01] == [UE] has changed nick to unstableEquilibrium
  21. [20:01] <PigBurner> whatcha up to MS
  22. [20:02] <macromaticSleipnir> Ah, the usual
  23. [20:02] <melancholicRegent[MR]> a gift means it would be your idea, just cause your ok with stealing doesn't mean it isn't stealing
  24. [20:02] <macromaticSleipnir> Excellent point, MR
  25. [20:02] <macromaticSleipnir> What word would you use, then?
  26. [20:02] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I don't know, I'm not a linguist
  27. [20:03] <macromaticSleipnir> Crying shame
  28. [20:04] <macromaticSleipnir> The world may never know the answer
  29. [20:04] <unstableEquilibrium> Hello everyone, how are all of you doing?
  30. [20:05] <melancholicRegent[MR]> ehh, same old same old
  31. [20:05] <melancholicRegent[MR]> what about you?
  32. [20:05] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm quite alright.
  33. [20:06] <PigBurner> i'm back
  34. [20:06] <macromaticSleipnir> And we're overjoyed to have you
  35. [20:06] <PigBurner> sorry about that, facist family and shit
  36. [20:07] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  37. [20:07] <melancholicRegent[MR]> Kat, I swear we've been over this
  38. [20:07] <PigBurner> so what's going on?
  39. [20:07] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
  40. [20:07] <PigBurner> what now?
  41. [20:08] <unstableEquilibrium> (bluh, gimme a sec, wifi being spotty)
  42. [20:08] <melancholicRegent[MR]> your family isn't fascist, you're using a buzzword
  43. [20:08] <PigBurner> they are clearly fucking evil
  44. [20:09] <unstableEquilibrium> (did i miss an explanation on the stealing and linguists)
  45. [20:09] <melancholicRegent[MR]> that is another buzzword
  46. [20:09] <PigBurner> how is fucking evil a buzzword you numb nut
  47. [20:09] <unstableEquilibrium> (last thing i saw before DC is facist family)
  48. [20:09] <PigBurner> that's like as fucking common as it gets
  49. [20:10] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I feel like we have different definitions of buzzwords
  50. [20:10] <PigBurner> if I was going around saying my life is an Orwellian story then yeah, but this is really bloody common
  51. [20:10] <PigBurner> yeah we clearly do
  52. [20:10] <macromaticSleipnir> To be fair
  53. [20:10] <macromaticSleipnir> Y'kinda *do* act like it sometimes
  54. [20:11] <PigBurner> that's because the bloody government IS like that
  55. [20:11] <PigBurner> come on we all know it
  56. [20:12] <macromaticSleipnir> Ah, yes
  57. [20:12] <macromaticSleipnir> "The government"
  58. [20:12] <melancholicRegent[MR]> does it matter? Assuming that the government really is thought policing everyone, its not like theres anything we can do about it
  59. [20:12] <PigBurner> I beg to differ about it
  60. [20:14] <unstableEquilibrium> Ah, PB, still worrying about government spies?
  61. [20:14] <PigBurner> i feel you all already know my stance on the matter
  62. [20:15] <melancholicRegent[MR]> by definition, an Orwellian dystopia wouldn't allow free speech, so even those who think they're standing up to the regime are only allowed to rebel within a pre-ordained box
  63. [20:15] <melancholicRegent[MR]> and thus, not actually change anything
  64. [20:15] <PigBurner> but we *CAN* do something
  65. [20:16] <PigBurner> we had something going in calaluña in the 40's
  66. [20:16] <PigBurner> before the facist came and smashed everything
  67. [20:18] <melancholicRegent[MR]> you're still using fascist as a buzzword!
  68. [20:19] <melancholicRegent[MR]> fascism isn't just controlling others, its a very specific form of government
  69. [20:19] <PigBurner> I am not, I used it in historical context
  70. [20:19] <PigBurner> come on the Franco rule called itself facist
  71. [20:19] <melancholicRegent[MR]> oh sorry
  72. [20:20] <PigBurner> spanish civil war, read up on your history
  73. [20:20] <PigBurner> do you want me to send ya some books?
  74. [20:20] <melancholicRegent[MR]> sure, why not
  75. [20:21] <PigBurner> great, I'll be dropping a package soon
  76. [20:21] <melancholicRegent[MR]> cool
  77. [20:22] <macromaticSleipnir> Well that was fascinating
  78. [20:22] <PigBurner> well it's nice that someone was doing some reading meanwhile
  79. [20:22] <macromaticSleipnir> A political argument that didn't end up with shouting or sulking, but with people actually doing research and cooperating
  80. [20:22] <macromaticSleipnir> I'm a little shocked
  81. [20:22] <macromaticSleipnir> And more than a little suspicious of shenanigans
  82. [20:23] <PigBurner> well we are civilised people here
  83. [20:23] <macromaticSleipnir> Speak for yourself
  84. [20:24] <macromaticSleipnir> I pride myself in my ability to induce online arguments whenever possible
  85. [20:24] <macromaticSleipnir> This entire day is ruined thanks to you two
  86. [20:24] <macromaticSleipnir> You monsters
  87. [20:24] <PigBurner> well, I'm glad to have helped
  88. [20:24] <melancholicRegent[MR]> sorry
  89. [20:24] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  90. [20:25] <macromaticSleipnir> Never mind that, I'll find some way to cope
  91. [20:25] <macromaticSleipnir> MR, I don't believe we've met
  92. [20:25] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I'm a friend of Kats, but I'm not very social
  93. [20:26] <PigBurner> please call me pb here, k?
  94. [20:26] <macromaticSleipnir> Wouldn't spend time online if you were
  95. [20:26] <PigBurner> speak for yourself!
  96. [20:26] <macromaticSleipnir> Wouldn't spend time online if I was
  97. [20:26] <macromaticSleipnir> Better?
  98. [20:27] <PigBurner> ever so slightly
  99. [20:27] <macromaticSleipnir> Well crumbs
  100. [20:28] <macromaticSleipnir> I strive to break new ground every single day in the quality-reduction category
  101. [20:28] <macromaticSleipnir> Here, how's this?
  102. [20:28] <macromaticSleipnir> Wouldn't spend time online if PB was
  103. [20:28] <macromaticSleipnir> Good?
  104. [20:28] <PigBurner> I will punch you in the face someday
  105. [20:28] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
  106. [20:28] <macromaticSleipnir> You promise?
  107. [20:29] <melancholicRegent[MR]> she will, don't test her
  108. [20:29] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
  109. [20:29] <melancholicRegent[MR]> she has infinite resources, and will soon have infinite drive
  110. [20:29] <macromaticSleipnir> Perhaps he does
  111. [20:29] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
  112. [20:29] <macromaticSleipnir> But I have infinite capacity to get punched in the face
  113. [20:30] <macromaticSleipnir> I've been honing my ability to do so since I was but a child
  114. [20:31] <melancholicRegent[MR]> Thats... hopefully self deprecating humor
  115. [20:32] <macromaticSleipnir> The only kind worth having
  116. [20:32] <PigBurner> you'll get used to it
  117. [20:32] <macromaticSleipnir> Legit, there is no better type of comedy
  118. [20:32] <macromaticSleipnir> I can make whatever mean jokes I want
  119. [20:33] <macromaticSleipnir> And nobody gets angry about them
  120. [20:33] <PigBurner> brb try not to die while i'm gone!
  121. [20:33] <macromaticSleipnir> You can't tell me what to do, you fascist!
  122. [20:33] <PigBurner> that was for MR, you can go jump off a cliff MS
  123. [20:34] <macromaticSleipnir> Much better
  124. [20:34] <melancholicRegent[MR]> MS, your logic for why self deprecating humor is the best seems flawed
  125. [20:35] <melancholicRegent[MR]> you obviously don't give a shit if people get mad at you
  126. [20:35] <macromaticSleipnir> That too
  127. [20:35] <macromaticSleipnir> But after a certain point, it stops being real anger
  128. [20:35] <macromaticSleipnir> Nobody ever freaks out about crossed lines, they just play it off as Lys being himself
  129. [20:36] <melancholicRegent[MR]> your names lys?
  130. [20:36] <macromaticSleipnir> Or playing the part of himself
  131. [20:36] <macromaticSleipnir> Lysander
  132. [20:36] <melancholicRegent[MR]> oh ok
  133. [20:36] <macromaticSleipnir> Usually Lys for short
  134. [20:36] <macromaticSleipnir> Or MS
  135. [20:36] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I'm Razero, nice to meet you
  136. [20:36] <macromaticSleipnir> The pleasure is all yours, I'm sure
  137. [20:37] <macromaticSleipnir> Or it will be, as soon as I log off and leave you alone
  138. [20:37] <unstableEquilibrium> Lysander, were you by any chance the myrmidonSycophant which I spoke to not long ago?
  139. [20:37] <macromaticSleipnir> I was indeed
  140. [20:37] <unstableEquilibrium> Ah, interesting.
  141. [20:37] <macromaticSleipnir> I see my reputation precedes me
  142. [20:37] <unstableEquilibrium> Is there a particular reason you changed your handle?
  143. [20:37] <PigBurner> I'm back, again
  144. [20:38] <PigBurner> ok, is everyone alive?
  145. [20:38] <macromaticSleipnir> No
  146. [20:38] <unstableEquilibrium> I believe so.
  147. [20:38] <PigBurner> rephrasing, is everyone worth a damn alive
  148. [20:38] <unstableEquilibrium> I believe wrong.
  149. [20:38] <macromaticSleipnir> I jumped off a cliff like you said to
  150. [20:38] <PigBurner> great
  151. [20:38] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I'm still here
  152. [20:38] <macromaticSleipnir> But I bounced back up and now I'm fine again
  153. [20:38] <PigBurner> now only the underworld will have to deal with you
  154. [20:38] <PigBurner> damn
  155. [20:38] <macromaticSleipnir> Sorry to disappoint
  156. [20:38] <macromaticSleipnir> Those guys don't like me
  157. [20:39] <PigBurner> oh I see there's a new person here
  158. [20:39] <PigBurner> is he a friend of yours MS?
  159. [20:39] <PigBurner> oh what am I saying
  160. [20:39] <macromaticSleipnir> It's just another of my alts
  161. [20:40] <macromaticSleipnir> Quick, say something hilarious and in-character for me
  162. [20:40] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm not capable of saying anything hilarious.
  163. [20:40] <macromaticSleipnir> Attaboy!
  164. [20:40] <macromaticSleipnir> See?
  165. [20:40] <macromaticSleipnir> Me has the self-deprecation down pat
  166. [20:40] <PigBurner> meh feels a bit too self concious
  167. [20:40] <unstableEquilibrium> Me certainly does.
  168. [20:40] <PigBurner> typo
  169. [20:42] <macromaticSleipnir> Lies and slander
  170. [20:42] <PigBurner> so basically you just poped in with your phone?
  171. [20:42] <macromaticSleipnir> Yes
  172. [20:42] <PigBurner> wow that's a whole new level of nerditude
  173. [20:42] <macromaticSleipnir> I poped in
  174. [20:42] <macromaticSleipnir> UE is the pope now
  175. [20:42] <PigBurner> you outdid yourself, congrats
  176. [20:42] <unstableEquilibrium> Which is to say, I am the pope.
  177. [20:43] <unstableEquilibrium> I am clearly an alt of MS.
  178. [20:43] <PigBurner> you see there's an error in your logic
  179. [20:43] <PigBurner> you can't be the pope
  180. [20:43] <PigBurner> you have no popemobile
  181. [20:43] <macromaticSleipnir> Oh yes me does
  182. [20:44] <PigBurner> I am not so sure
  183. [20:44] <unstableEquilibrium> Me is.
  184. [20:45] <PigBurner> so anyways, where did this weirdo pop in from
  185. [20:45] <macromaticSleipnir> I came from all the darkest pits of the Internet
  186. [20:46] <macromaticSleipnir> The places no light shines upon
  187. [20:46] <macromaticSleipnir> I am the strangers your mother warned you not to talk to
  188. [20:46] <macromaticSleipnir> And now you're talking to me
  189. [20:46] <macromaticSleipnir> Poor decision, bucko
  190. [20:46] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I don't have a mom, I'm a troll
  191. [20:47] <PigBurner> so basically you are one of those loosers that live in their mother's basement
  192. [20:47] <PigBurner> cool
  193. [20:47] <macromaticSleipnir> Technically
  194. [20:47] <macromaticSleipnir> I live in her cargo hold
  195. [20:47] <PigBurner> close enough
  196. [20:47] <melancholicRegent[MR]> sorry cargo hold?
  197. [20:47] <melancholicRegent[MR]> could I get some more information on that
  198. [20:48] <macromaticSleipnir> I may or may not legally qualify as furniture
  199. [20:48] <macromaticSleipnir> As such, lower shipping rates to deliver me to places via plane
  200. [20:48] <macromaticSleipnir> It's a bit of a long story
  201. [20:48] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I don't believe you
  202. [20:48] <PigBurner> oh don't worry, if you don't technically you definitely fit an honourable mention
  203. [20:49] <macromaticSleipnir> You're right
  204. [20:49] <macromaticSleipnir> It's a very short story
  205. [20:49] <melancholicRegent[MR]> you know what I mean!
  206. [20:50] <macromaticSleipnir> I'd appreciate if you didn't imply I was capable of thought, thank you very much
  207. [20:51] <melancholicRegent[MR]> if you aren't capable of thought than you aren't capable of appreciation
  208. [20:52] <macromaticSleipnir> That
  209. [20:52] <macromaticSleipnir> Is something that a smarter person than I could argue against
  210. [20:52] <melancholicRegent[MR]> oh wow
  211. [20:53] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I expected you too say something much more aggravating than that
  212. [20:53] <macromaticSleipnir> I never fail to disappoint
  213. [20:53] <macromaticSleipnir> Call it a gift
  214. [20:54] <melancholicRegent[MR]> but if you never fail to disappoint, than that means I'm being aggravated, which means you aren't disappointing, which means I'm not being aggravatedwhich means you're disappointing me
  215. [20:55] <melancholicRegent[MR]> and now this paradox is aggravating me
  216. [20:55] <unstableEquilibrium> And are you aggravated by that paradox?
  217. [20:55] <macromaticSleipnir> Success!
  218. [20:55] <unstableEquilibrium> Exactly.
  219. [20:56] <PigBurner> oh sorry, spaced off for a sec
  220. [20:56] <PigBurner> did anything important happen?
  221. [20:56] <macromaticSleipnir> Never
  222. [20:56] <melancholicRegent[MR]> a paradox happened
  223. [20:57] <PigBurner> oh great
  224. [20:57] <PigBurner> how did your break reality now
  225. [20:58] <melancholicRegent[MR]> why don't you just scroll up? You were getting pissy at me for not reading earlier
  226. [20:59] <melancholicRegent[MR]> sorry that came out snarkier than I ment
  227. [20:59] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I don't talk to people a lot
  228. [20:59] <PigBurner> it's fiiiiine
  229. [21:00] <PigBurner> i just felt like jumping back in, kinda supposed it wasn't mission critical
  230. [21:00] <PigBurner> oh wow
  231. [21:00] <PigBurner> that's the lamest paradox ever
  232. [21:00] <melancholicRegent[MR]> that just makes it even more annoying
  233. [21:00] <macromaticSleipnir> :)
  234. [21:02] <PigBurner> wow MR you might want to stay away from these guys, they are contaminating you
  235. [21:02] <melancholicRegent[MR]> probably, but I'm bored
  236. [21:03] <PigBurner> at least wear a hazard suit k?
  237. [21:04] <melancholicRegent[MR]> we're online
  238. [21:04] <macromaticSleipnir> That's not enough to protect you
  239. [21:05] <macromaticSleipnir> Not from the levels of awfulness that I can unleash
  240. [21:06] <PigBurner> why do you all love to indulge so much on how bad of a human being you are
  241. [21:07] <macromaticSleipnir> Um, hel*lo*?
  242. [21:07] <macromaticSleipnir> It's *hilarious*?
  243. [21:08] <PigBurner> It feels pretty darn boring to me
  244. [21:08] <unstableEquilibrium> Me is kind of a terrible person, that's my whole shtick.
  245. [21:08] <melancholicRegent[MR]> its because comedy is a defense mechanism
  246. [21:08] <macromaticSleipnir> You have no taste for comedy
  247. [21:08] <melancholicRegent[MR]> MS is probably kind of insecure
  248. [21:09] <melancholicRegent[MR]> sorry was that rude of me
  249. [21:09] <macromaticSleipnir> Nah, you're fine
  250. [21:09] <macromaticSleipnir> I can handle rudeness
  251. [21:09] <macromaticSleipnir> But outright insults make me cry
  252. [21:09] <macromaticSleipnir> Because of my insecurity
  253. [21:10] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  254. [21:10] <macromaticSleipnir> Yeah...
  255. [21:10] <macromaticSleipnir> My hand has some pretty bad reception
  256. [21:12] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
  257. [21:14] <melancholicRegent[MR]> this is kinda the internet equivalent to an awkward silence huh
  258. [21:14] <unstableEquilibrium> Agreed.
  259. [21:14] <macromaticSleipnir> Eeyup
  260. [21:15] <melancholicRegent[MR]> mmm
  261. [21:15] <melancholicRegent[MR]> so uh...
  262. [21:16] <melancholicRegent[MR]> what do you like to do for fun?
  263. [21:16] <unstableEquilibrium> I play video games.
  264. [21:16] <unstableEquilibrium> Very quickly.
  265. [21:17] <melancholicRegent[MR]> oh thats cool
  266. [21:17] <melancholicRegent[MR]> what games?
  267. [21:17] <unstableEquilibrium> Whichever ones I can find ways to break.
  268. [21:17] <unstableEquilibrium> Usually adventure games.
  269. [21:18] <unstableEquilibrium> It's so satisfying to skip immensely important parts of the game.
  270. [21:19] <PigBurner> sorry for being gone, was stopping myself from dehydrating
  271. [21:20] <PigBurner> and it's not a buzzword
  272. [21:21] <PigBurner> so did anything important happen?
  273. [21:21] <unstableEquilibrium> There was an internet awkward silence.
  274. [21:21] <PigBurner> oh that sounds fun
  275. [21:21] <PigBurner> how do you even do that
  276. [21:22] <macromaticSleipnir> Very carefully
  277. [21:22] <melancholicRegent[MR]> you remain awkwardly silent on the internet
  278. [21:22] <macromaticSleipnir> It's a phenomenon I've been working on perfecting for years
  279. [21:22] <PigBurner> well clearly your defences failed
  280. [21:22] <PigBurner> legit that's impressive
  281. [21:23] <macromaticSleipnir> Crumbs
  282. [21:24] <PigBurner> what
  283. [21:24] <macromaticSleipnir> Oh, nothing
  284. [21:25] <PigBurner> I will suppose that was for someone else
  285. [21:27] <PigBurner> ok if nothing happens here might as well doze off
  286. [21:27] <melancholicRegent[MR]> yeah I guess
  287. [21:27] <macromaticSleipnir> Well that's one way to ruin a perfectly good awkward silence
  288. [21:28] <PigBurner> fuck ya
  289. [21:28] <melancholicRegent[MR]> shut up
  290. [21:28] <melancholicRegent[MR]> MS, not PB
  291. [21:28] <macromaticSleipnir> Yes, dear
  292. [21:28] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I wanna do something
  293. [21:29] <PigBurner> a thing
  294. [21:29] <PigBurner> I mean it's kinda late for most *things*
  295. [21:30] <melancholicRegent[MR]> idk just talking was fun
  296. [21:30] <PigBurner> can't argue with that
  297. [21:30] <PigBurner> this is pretty much what's kept me awake so far
  298. [21:31] <macromaticSleipnir> Indeed
  299. [21:31] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  300. [21:32] <PigBurner> you have no excuse those, it's 6 am here
  301. [21:32] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
  302. [21:33] <melancholicRegent[MR]> oh, I just got up
  303. [21:34] <PigBurner> nerd
  304. [21:34] <PigBurner> who even wakes up at 8 am
  305. [21:38] <macromaticSleipnir> The awkward internet silence
  306. [21:39] <macromaticSleipnir> It's real
  307. [21:39] <PigBurner> yeah I just went to do something eles
  308. [21:39] <melancholicRegent[MR]> yeah alright
  309. [21:40] <melancholicRegent[MR]> bye
  310. [21:40] <melancholicRegent[MR]> nice meeting you guys
  311. [21:40] <PigBurner> cya
  312. [21:40] <unstableEquilibrium> Goodbye.
  313. [21:40] == melancholicRegent[MR] [[email protected]] has left #RPGStuck_C4S3 []
  314. [21:40] <PigBurner> we can talk when I wake up if you are still upç
  315. [21:40] <PigBurner> welp that was late haha
  316. [21:40] <macromaticSleipnir> A smidge
  317. [21:41] <PigBurner> anyways I'm gonna go comatose for a while
  318. [21:41] <PigBurner> cya!
  319. [21:41] <unstableEquilibrium> Goodbye to you as well.
  320. [21:41] <macromaticSleipnir> Adieu
  321. [21:41] <PigBurner> btw ignore everything i say untill at least 12 hours pass
  322. [21:41] <PigBurner> just in case I find my phone
  323. [21:41] <macromaticSleipnir> No
  324. [21:41] == PigBurner [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
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