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- [19:58] <PigBurner> sup nerds
- [19:58] == yzabtech has changed nick to zoroastrianTextuary
- [19:58] <zoroastrianTextuary> greetings, my friends!
- [19:59] <PigBurner> aw shit look who we got here again, it's spooky man
- [19:59] <macromaticSleipnir> ... "Spooky man"?
- [19:59] <zoroastrianTextuary> ((shit i need to go))
- [19:59] == zoroastrianTextuary [[email protected]] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
- [19:59] <PigBurner> yeh he's all mysterious and shit
- [19:59] <PigBurner> and look now he's gone again
- [19:59] <PigBurner> spoooooooky
- [20:00] <macromaticSleipnir> You're right
- [20:00] <macromaticSleipnir> That is pretty spooky
- [20:00] <PigBurner> yeah!
- [20:00] <PigBurner> well as long as he doesn't go along stealing my shit i'm cool
- [20:00] <macromaticSleipnir> Of course
- [20:01] <macromaticSleipnir> Pretty tough to be okay with your things getting stolen
- [20:01] == [UE] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
- [20:01] <macromaticSleipnir> Especially since that kinda just makes it a gift
- [20:01] <melancholicRegent[MR]> not really
- [20:01] == [UE] has changed nick to unstableEquilibrium
- [20:01] <PigBurner> whatcha up to MS
- [20:02] <macromaticSleipnir> Ah, the usual
- [20:02] <melancholicRegent[MR]> a gift means it would be your idea, just cause your ok with stealing doesn't mean it isn't stealing
- [20:02] <macromaticSleipnir> Excellent point, MR
- [20:02] <macromaticSleipnir> What word would you use, then?
- [20:02] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I don't know, I'm not a linguist
- [20:03] <macromaticSleipnir> Crying shame
- [20:04] <macromaticSleipnir> The world may never know the answer
- [20:04] <unstableEquilibrium> Hello everyone, how are all of you doing?
- [20:05] <melancholicRegent[MR]> ehh, same old same old
- [20:05] <melancholicRegent[MR]> what about you?
- [20:05] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm quite alright.
- [20:06] <PigBurner> i'm back
- [20:06] <macromaticSleipnir> And we're overjoyed to have you
- [20:06] <PigBurner> sorry about that, facist family and shit
- [20:07] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
- [20:07] <melancholicRegent[MR]> Kat, I swear we've been over this
- [20:07] <PigBurner> so what's going on?
- [20:07] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
- [20:07] <PigBurner> what now?
- [20:08] <unstableEquilibrium> (bluh, gimme a sec, wifi being spotty)
- [20:08] <melancholicRegent[MR]> your family isn't fascist, you're using a buzzword
- [20:08] <PigBurner> they are clearly fucking evil
- [20:09] <unstableEquilibrium> (did i miss an explanation on the stealing and linguists)
- [20:09] <melancholicRegent[MR]> that is another buzzword
- [20:09] <PigBurner> how is fucking evil a buzzword you numb nut
- [20:09] <unstableEquilibrium> (last thing i saw before DC is facist family)
- [20:09] <PigBurner> that's like as fucking common as it gets
- [20:10] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I feel like we have different definitions of buzzwords
- [20:10] <PigBurner> if I was going around saying my life is an Orwellian story then yeah, but this is really bloody common
- [20:10] <PigBurner> yeah we clearly do
- [20:10] <macromaticSleipnir> To be fair
- [20:10] <macromaticSleipnir> Y'kinda *do* act like it sometimes
- [20:11] <PigBurner> that's because the bloody government IS like that
- [20:11] <PigBurner> come on we all know it
- [20:12] <macromaticSleipnir> Ah, yes
- [20:12] <macromaticSleipnir> "The government"
- [20:12] <melancholicRegent[MR]> does it matter? Assuming that the government really is thought policing everyone, its not like theres anything we can do about it
- [20:12] <PigBurner> I beg to differ about it
- [20:14] <unstableEquilibrium> Ah, PB, still worrying about government spies?
- [20:14] <PigBurner> i feel you all already know my stance on the matter
- [20:15] <melancholicRegent[MR]> by definition, an Orwellian dystopia wouldn't allow free speech, so even those who think they're standing up to the regime are only allowed to rebel within a pre-ordained box
- [20:15] <melancholicRegent[MR]> and thus, not actually change anything
- [20:15] <PigBurner> but we *CAN* do something
- [20:16] <PigBurner> we had something going in calaluña in the 40's
- [20:16] <PigBurner> before the facist came and smashed everything
- [20:18] <melancholicRegent[MR]> you're still using fascist as a buzzword!
- [20:19] <melancholicRegent[MR]> fascism isn't just controlling others, its a very specific form of government
- [20:19] <PigBurner> I am not, I used it in historical context
- [20:19] <PigBurner> come on the Franco rule called itself facist
- [20:19] <melancholicRegent[MR]> oh sorry
- [20:20] <PigBurner> spanish civil war, read up on your history
- [20:20] <PigBurner> do you want me to send ya some books?
- [20:20] <melancholicRegent[MR]> sure, why not
- [20:21] <PigBurner> great, I'll be dropping a package soon
- [20:21] <melancholicRegent[MR]> cool
- [20:22] <macromaticSleipnir> Well that was fascinating
- [20:22] <PigBurner> well it's nice that someone was doing some reading meanwhile
- [20:22] <macromaticSleipnir> A political argument that didn't end up with shouting or sulking, but with people actually doing research and cooperating
- [20:22] <macromaticSleipnir> I'm a little shocked
- [20:22] <macromaticSleipnir> And more than a little suspicious of shenanigans
- [20:23] <PigBurner> well we are civilised people here
- [20:23] <macromaticSleipnir> Speak for yourself
- [20:24] <macromaticSleipnir> I pride myself in my ability to induce online arguments whenever possible
- [20:24] <macromaticSleipnir> This entire day is ruined thanks to you two
- [20:24] <macromaticSleipnir> You monsters
- [20:24] <PigBurner> well, I'm glad to have helped
- [20:24] <melancholicRegent[MR]> sorry
- [20:24] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
- [20:25] <macromaticSleipnir> Never mind that, I'll find some way to cope
- [20:25] <macromaticSleipnir> MR, I don't believe we've met
- [20:25] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I'm a friend of Kats, but I'm not very social
- [20:26] <PigBurner> please call me pb here, k?
- [20:26] <macromaticSleipnir> Wouldn't spend time online if you were
- [20:26] <PigBurner> speak for yourself!
- [20:26] <macromaticSleipnir> Wouldn't spend time online if I was
- [20:26] <macromaticSleipnir> Better?
- [20:27] <PigBurner> ever so slightly
- [20:27] <macromaticSleipnir> Well crumbs
- [20:28] <macromaticSleipnir> I strive to break new ground every single day in the quality-reduction category
- [20:28] <macromaticSleipnir> Here, how's this?
- [20:28] <macromaticSleipnir> Wouldn't spend time online if PB was
- [20:28] <macromaticSleipnir> Good?
- [20:28] <PigBurner> I will punch you in the face someday
- [20:28] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
- [20:28] <macromaticSleipnir> You promise?
- [20:29] <melancholicRegent[MR]> she will, don't test her
- [20:29] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
- [20:29] <melancholicRegent[MR]> she has infinite resources, and will soon have infinite drive
- [20:29] <macromaticSleipnir> Perhaps he does
- [20:29] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_C4S3
- [20:29] <macromaticSleipnir> But I have infinite capacity to get punched in the face
- [20:30] <macromaticSleipnir> I've been honing my ability to do so since I was but a child
- [20:31] <melancholicRegent[MR]> Thats... hopefully self deprecating humor
- [20:32] <macromaticSleipnir> The only kind worth having
- [20:32] <PigBurner> you'll get used to it
- [20:32] <macromaticSleipnir> Legit, there is no better type of comedy
- [20:32] <macromaticSleipnir> I can make whatever mean jokes I want
- [20:33] <macromaticSleipnir> And nobody gets angry about them
- [20:33] <PigBurner> brb try not to die while i'm gone!
- [20:33] <macromaticSleipnir> You can't tell me what to do, you fascist!
- [20:33] <PigBurner> that was for MR, you can go jump off a cliff MS
- [20:34] <macromaticSleipnir> Much better
- [20:34] <melancholicRegent[MR]> MS, your logic for why self deprecating humor is the best seems flawed
- [20:35] <melancholicRegent[MR]> you obviously don't give a shit if people get mad at you
- [20:35] <macromaticSleipnir> That too
- [20:35] <macromaticSleipnir> But after a certain point, it stops being real anger
- [20:35] <macromaticSleipnir> Nobody ever freaks out about crossed lines, they just play it off as Lys being himself
- [20:36] <melancholicRegent[MR]> your names lys?
- [20:36] <macromaticSleipnir> Or playing the part of himself
- [20:36] <macromaticSleipnir> Lysander
- [20:36] <melancholicRegent[MR]> oh ok
- [20:36] <macromaticSleipnir> Usually Lys for short
- [20:36] <macromaticSleipnir> Or MS
- [20:36] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I'm Razero, nice to meet you
- [20:36] <macromaticSleipnir> The pleasure is all yours, I'm sure
- [20:37] <macromaticSleipnir> Or it will be, as soon as I log off and leave you alone
- [20:37] <unstableEquilibrium> Lysander, were you by any chance the myrmidonSycophant which I spoke to not long ago?
- [20:37] <macromaticSleipnir> I was indeed
- [20:37] <unstableEquilibrium> Ah, interesting.
- [20:37] <macromaticSleipnir> I see my reputation precedes me
- [20:37] <unstableEquilibrium> Is there a particular reason you changed your handle?
- [20:37] <PigBurner> I'm back, again
- [20:38] <PigBurner> ok, is everyone alive?
- [20:38] <macromaticSleipnir> No
- [20:38] <unstableEquilibrium> I believe so.
- [20:38] <PigBurner> rephrasing, is everyone worth a damn alive
- [20:38] <unstableEquilibrium> I believe wrong.
- [20:38] <macromaticSleipnir> I jumped off a cliff like you said to
- [20:38] <PigBurner> great
- [20:38] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I'm still here
- [20:38] <macromaticSleipnir> But I bounced back up and now I'm fine again
- [20:38] <PigBurner> now only the underworld will have to deal with you
- [20:38] <PigBurner> damn
- [20:38] <macromaticSleipnir> Sorry to disappoint
- [20:38] <macromaticSleipnir> Those guys don't like me
- [20:39] <PigBurner> oh I see there's a new person here
- [20:39] <PigBurner> is he a friend of yours MS?
- [20:39] <PigBurner> oh what am I saying
- [20:39] <macromaticSleipnir> It's just another of my alts
- [20:40] <macromaticSleipnir> Quick, say something hilarious and in-character for me
- [20:40] <unstableEquilibrium> I'm not capable of saying anything hilarious.
- [20:40] <macromaticSleipnir> Attaboy!
- [20:40] <macromaticSleipnir> See?
- [20:40] <macromaticSleipnir> Me has the self-deprecation down pat
- [20:40] <PigBurner> meh feels a bit too self concious
- [20:40] <unstableEquilibrium> Me certainly does.
- [20:40] <PigBurner> typo
- [20:42] <macromaticSleipnir> Lies and slander
- [20:42] <PigBurner> so basically you just poped in with your phone?
- [20:42] <macromaticSleipnir> Yes
- [20:42] <PigBurner> wow that's a whole new level of nerditude
- [20:42] <macromaticSleipnir> I poped in
- [20:42] <macromaticSleipnir> UE is the pope now
- [20:42] <PigBurner> you outdid yourself, congrats
- [20:42] <unstableEquilibrium> Which is to say, I am the pope.
- [20:43] <unstableEquilibrium> I am clearly an alt of MS.
- [20:43] <PigBurner> you see there's an error in your logic
- [20:43] <PigBurner> you can't be the pope
- [20:43] <PigBurner> you have no popemobile
- [20:43] <macromaticSleipnir> Oh yes me does
- [20:44] <PigBurner> I am not so sure
- [20:44] <unstableEquilibrium> Me is.
- [20:45] <PigBurner> so anyways, where did this weirdo pop in from
- [20:45] <macromaticSleipnir> I came from all the darkest pits of the Internet
- [20:46] <macromaticSleipnir> The places no light shines upon
- [20:46] <macromaticSleipnir> I am the strangers your mother warned you not to talk to
- [20:46] <macromaticSleipnir> And now you're talking to me
- [20:46] <macromaticSleipnir> Poor decision, bucko
- [20:46] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I don't have a mom, I'm a troll
- [20:47] <PigBurner> so basically you are one of those loosers that live in their mother's basement
- [20:47] <PigBurner> cool
- [20:47] <macromaticSleipnir> Technically
- [20:47] <macromaticSleipnir> I live in her cargo hold
- [20:47] <PigBurner> close enough
- [20:47] <melancholicRegent[MR]> sorry cargo hold?
- [20:47] <melancholicRegent[MR]> could I get some more information on that
- [20:48] <macromaticSleipnir> I may or may not legally qualify as furniture
- [20:48] <macromaticSleipnir> As such, lower shipping rates to deliver me to places via plane
- [20:48] <macromaticSleipnir> It's a bit of a long story
- [20:48] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I don't believe you
- [20:48] <PigBurner> oh don't worry, if you don't technically you definitely fit an honourable mention
- [20:49] <macromaticSleipnir> You're right
- [20:49] <macromaticSleipnir> It's a very short story
- [20:49] <melancholicRegent[MR]> you know what I mean!
- [20:50] <macromaticSleipnir> I'd appreciate if you didn't imply I was capable of thought, thank you very much
- [20:51] <melancholicRegent[MR]> if you aren't capable of thought than you aren't capable of appreciation
- [20:52] <macromaticSleipnir> That
- [20:52] <macromaticSleipnir> Is something that a smarter person than I could argue against
- [20:52] <melancholicRegent[MR]> oh wow
- [20:53] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I expected you too say something much more aggravating than that
- [20:53] <macromaticSleipnir> I never fail to disappoint
- [20:53] <macromaticSleipnir> Call it a gift
- [20:54] <melancholicRegent[MR]> but if you never fail to disappoint, than that means I'm being aggravated, which means you aren't disappointing, which means I'm not being aggravatedwhich means you're disappointing me
- [20:55] <melancholicRegent[MR]> and now this paradox is aggravating me
- [20:55] <unstableEquilibrium> And are you aggravated by that paradox?
- [20:55] <macromaticSleipnir> Success!
- [20:55] <unstableEquilibrium> Exactly.
- [20:56] <PigBurner> oh sorry, spaced off for a sec
- [20:56] <PigBurner> did anything important happen?
- [20:56] <macromaticSleipnir> Never
- [20:56] <melancholicRegent[MR]> a paradox happened
- [20:57] <PigBurner> oh great
- [20:57] <PigBurner> how did your break reality now
- [20:58] <melancholicRegent[MR]> why don't you just scroll up? You were getting pissy at me for not reading earlier
- [20:59] <melancholicRegent[MR]> sorry that came out snarkier than I ment
- [20:59] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I don't talk to people a lot
- [20:59] <PigBurner> it's fiiiiine
- [21:00] <PigBurner> i just felt like jumping back in, kinda supposed it wasn't mission critical
- [21:00] <PigBurner> oh wow
- [21:00] <PigBurner> that's the lamest paradox ever
- [21:00] <melancholicRegent[MR]> that just makes it even more annoying
- [21:00] <macromaticSleipnir> :)
- [21:02] <PigBurner> wow MR you might want to stay away from these guys, they are contaminating you
- [21:02] <melancholicRegent[MR]> probably, but I'm bored
- [21:03] <PigBurner> at least wear a hazard suit k?
- [21:04] <melancholicRegent[MR]> we're online
- [21:04] <macromaticSleipnir> That's not enough to protect you
- [21:05] <macromaticSleipnir> Not from the levels of awfulness that I can unleash
- [21:06] <PigBurner> why do you all love to indulge so much on how bad of a human being you are
- [21:07] <macromaticSleipnir> Um, hel*lo*?
- [21:07] <macromaticSleipnir> It's *hilarious*?
- [21:08] <PigBurner> It feels pretty darn boring to me
- [21:08] <unstableEquilibrium> Me is kind of a terrible person, that's my whole shtick.
- [21:08] <melancholicRegent[MR]> its because comedy is a defense mechanism
- [21:08] <macromaticSleipnir> You have no taste for comedy
- [21:08] <melancholicRegent[MR]> MS is probably kind of insecure
- [21:09] <melancholicRegent[MR]> sorry was that rude of me
- [21:09] <macromaticSleipnir> Nah, you're fine
- [21:09] <macromaticSleipnir> I can handle rudeness
- [21:09] <macromaticSleipnir> But outright insults make me cry
- [21:09] <macromaticSleipnir> Because of my insecurity
- [21:10] == unstableEquilibrium [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
- [21:10] <macromaticSleipnir> Yeah...
- [21:10] <macromaticSleipnir> My hand has some pretty bad reception
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- [21:14] <melancholicRegent[MR]> this is kinda the internet equivalent to an awkward silence huh
- [21:14] <unstableEquilibrium> Agreed.
- [21:14] <macromaticSleipnir> Eeyup
- [21:15] <melancholicRegent[MR]> mmm
- [21:15] <melancholicRegent[MR]> so uh...
- [21:16] <melancholicRegent[MR]> what do you like to do for fun?
- [21:16] <unstableEquilibrium> I play video games.
- [21:16] <unstableEquilibrium> Very quickly.
- [21:17] <melancholicRegent[MR]> oh thats cool
- [21:17] <melancholicRegent[MR]> what games?
- [21:17] <unstableEquilibrium> Whichever ones I can find ways to break.
- [21:17] <unstableEquilibrium> Usually adventure games.
- [21:18] <unstableEquilibrium> It's so satisfying to skip immensely important parts of the game.
- [21:19] <PigBurner> sorry for being gone, was stopping myself from dehydrating
- [21:20] <PigBurner> and it's not a buzzword
- [21:21] <PigBurner> so did anything important happen?
- [21:21] <unstableEquilibrium> There was an internet awkward silence.
- [21:21] <PigBurner> oh that sounds fun
- [21:21] <PigBurner> how do you even do that
- [21:22] <macromaticSleipnir> Very carefully
- [21:22] <melancholicRegent[MR]> you remain awkwardly silent on the internet
- [21:22] <macromaticSleipnir> It's a phenomenon I've been working on perfecting for years
- [21:22] <PigBurner> well clearly your defences failed
- [21:22] <PigBurner> legit that's impressive
- [21:23] <macromaticSleipnir> Crumbs
- [21:24] <PigBurner> what
- [21:24] <macromaticSleipnir> Oh, nothing
- [21:25] <PigBurner> I will suppose that was for someone else
- [21:27] <PigBurner> ok if nothing happens here might as well doze off
- [21:27] <melancholicRegent[MR]> yeah I guess
- [21:27] <macromaticSleipnir> Well that's one way to ruin a perfectly good awkward silence
- [21:28] <PigBurner> fuck ya
- [21:28] <melancholicRegent[MR]> shut up
- [21:28] <melancholicRegent[MR]> MS, not PB
- [21:28] <macromaticSleipnir> Yes, dear
- [21:28] <melancholicRegent[MR]> I wanna do something
- [21:29] <PigBurner> a thing
- [21:29] <PigBurner> I mean it's kinda late for most *things*
- [21:30] <melancholicRegent[MR]> idk just talking was fun
- [21:30] <PigBurner> can't argue with that
- [21:30] <PigBurner> this is pretty much what's kept me awake so far
- [21:31] <macromaticSleipnir> Indeed
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- [21:32] <PigBurner> you have no excuse those, it's 6 am here
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- [21:33] <melancholicRegent[MR]> oh, I just got up
- [21:34] <PigBurner> nerd
- [21:34] <PigBurner> who even wakes up at 8 am
- [21:38] <macromaticSleipnir> The awkward internet silence
- [21:39] <macromaticSleipnir> It's real
- [21:39] <PigBurner> yeah I just went to do something eles
- [21:39] <melancholicRegent[MR]> yeah alright
- [21:40] <melancholicRegent[MR]> bye
- [21:40] <melancholicRegent[MR]> nice meeting you guys
- [21:40] <PigBurner> cya
- [21:40] <unstableEquilibrium> Goodbye.
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- [21:40] <PigBurner> we can talk when I wake up if you are still upç
- [21:40] <PigBurner> welp that was late haha
- [21:40] <macromaticSleipnir> A smidge
- [21:41] <PigBurner> anyways I'm gonna go comatose for a while
- [21:41] <PigBurner> cya!
- [21:41] <unstableEquilibrium> Goodbye to you as well.
- [21:41] <macromaticSleipnir> Adieu
- [21:41] <PigBurner> btw ignore everything i say untill at least 12 hours pass
- [21:41] <PigBurner> just in case I find my phone
- [21:41] <macromaticSleipnir> No
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