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- >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
- >You are leading your herd away from the two legged monsters.
- >But it seems very strange how the monster hidey holes keep getting bigger.
- >You are still nibbling on grass in cracks and sipping from puddles under faucets and next to the black path.
- >You bedded down your herd last night and now you are waking up.
- >You look across your cooing and snoring herd.
- >You see Haze crawling on his belly behind Next Special Friend.
- >He gets behind her and sniffs, “Hehe… gud smeww…”
- >You snap at Haze, “Yoo nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
- >He just rolls on his back and giggles.
- >You snort, then stand up and stretch.
- >The mommy fluffy wakes and yawns, she looks over at you and smiles.
- >Her baby wakes as well and quickly starts to jump around.
- >You sit looking around as the other fluffies wake up.
- >Haze pops up in front of your face, “Hewwo smawty!”
- >You scramble backwards and get in a defensive stance, “Hase! Yoo nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
- >Haze drops and covers his mouth giggling like he just told an inside joke.
- >He then jumps up and skips away humming an out of tune song.
- >Pookie and a couple of other fluffies walk up and say hello to you as well.
- >All the fluffies are up and playing.
- >The sick and hurt fluffies are off to the side.
- >The sick fluffy can barely hold its head up and seem to have fluff falling out.
- >The injured fluffy’s leg is red and swollen.
- >It doesn’t smell pretty.
- >You give the sick and hurt fluffies huggies to help them feel better.
- >Other fluffies give huggies as well.
- >After play and nibbling on bark on branches and scraps of grass you gather our herd.
- >”Fowwow Deadmeat!”
- >You start walking with four fluffies surrounding you.
- >Pookie is walking next to you.
- >”Yoo am gud smawty!”
- >”Deadmeat am Deadmeat.” You plainly say.
- >”Pookie happy Pookie fin yoo hewd.”
- >”Yoo take aww fwuffy in. Yoo take bad fwuffy in.”
- >You glance at Pookie, “Wha bad fwuffy?”
- >Pookie glances behind him, “Yoo take Hase in hewd. Aww hewd wif dat fwuffy get biggest owies.”
- >Pookie looks at you, “Hase efen gif own smawty fwens big owies.”
- >You look behind at Haze.
- >He is running back and forth behind the herd giggling and jumping.
- >”Hase nuu wook wike bad fwuffy…”
- >”Dat fwuffy am know by wots of fwuffies.”
- >”Hase hewt wots and wots of fwuffy.”
- >Pookie looks at you, “Yoo nuu wowwie... Pookie wike yoo, keep bad ting fwom happen to smawty.”
- >”Keep yoo hewd fwom big owies wike wast hewd.”
- >You say, “Wha happen yoo wast hewd?”
- >”Pookie’s wast hewd get big owies.”
- >You glance at him, “How hewd get biggest owchies?”
- >”Meanie hoomin gif hewd big owies.”
- >”Why two wegged munsta gif hewd biggest owchies?”
- >”Hewd twy take hoomin wand.” Pookie says nonchalantly with a smile on his face.
- >You are startled, “Why hewd twy dat? Two wegged munsta stwong!”
- >”Hewd was hungy. Smawty nee nummies so twy take wand.”
- >”Hoomin nuu gif wand, onwy owies.”
- >Your conversation is interrupted by voices.
- >”Pwease mof fwen!”, “Huggies make fwen betteh…”, “Why fwen nuu mof?”
- >You turn and tell your herd to stop.
- >You look ahead and see a few fluffy rumps sticking out form a hedge row.
- >You start to walk up to the fluffies.
- >You get close and talk, “New fwens? Wan pway?”
- >One of the fluffy’s tail twitches.
- >A fluffy unicorn starts to back out yelling, “Dis smawty wand! You go way or big-“
- >He turns and looks at you.
- >He sees you are bigger than him and looks at all your scars.
- >”AHHHH! MUNSTA!”
- >He falls to the ground shaking and covers his eyes.
- >You stomp, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
- >The other fluffies scamper out and look at you.
- >”Nuuu! Meanie fwuffies fin fwuffy!”
- >They start shaking and some make scaredy poopies.
- >You see that two more males and three females come out.
- >One of the females has two fluffies huddling and shking under her trying to hide.
- >Bruce and Pookie walk up next to you followed by two other fluffies.
- >”D-dey big fwuffies…”, “Nuu wan hewties!”, “P-pwease… nuu hewt b-b-babbehs….”
- >”Nuuu…. Nuuu smeww….. NUU SMEWW PWETTY!”
- >Haze come running up and gets in front of you glaring at the fluffies you have found.
- >”MUNSTA! Hewp fwuffy!”
- >You stomp again, “Deadmeat say-“
- >Haze starts to walk up, “Nuu! Hase am gud fwuffy!”
- >The fluffies start to cower in front of the light blue earth fluffy with yellow mane.
- >Haze gasps as he sees the foals.
- >He trots up and flops on his belly looking at them.
- >”Bebbehs! Hase wub babbehs!”
- >He smiles and waves at them.
- >He sets up and looks at the mother fluffy.
- >”Hase tink yoo haf pwetty babbeh!”
- >She stares at him with fear in her eyes.
- >He leaps forward and hugs her neck.
- >Haze speaks like he is consoling her, “Nuu wowwy… when smawty say gif owies… Hase make owies quick. Yoo babbeh nuu hewt wong.”
- >Her eyes bug out in terror and her mouth opens in shock.
- >All she can manage to do is sob uncontrollably.
- >”Wahhhhhhhh! Pwe-…. Wahhhhhhh!”
- >”Dey mo fwuffy!” One of the fluffy shrieks as it points behind you to your herd.
- >All the fluffies start to hug one another and cry.
- >You get annoyed and stomp, “Nuu gif owies!”
- >Haze lets go of the crying fluffy and looks at you in awe.
- >He has a huge smile on his face as he turns back around to the mother.
- >He sits and claps, “Yay! Yoo babeh nuu get head cwunshies!”
- >He falls on his belly looking at the crying foals, “Pwease nuu cwy. Smawty say nuu gif bad owies noa!”
- >Haze shoves his head under the petrified mother fluffy and starts to lick the faces of the foals.
- >”Pwease nuu cwy… Hase take eye wa was away…”
- >After a few licks he comes out smiling.
- >He giggles and looks at the mother fluffy.
- >”Eye was was am nummier wif nuu boo boo juice in dem!”
- >Once again she burst out crying, “Wahhhhhhh! Bwahhhhh! Meanie fwuffy haf mommeh fwuffy! Wa-wa-waahhhhhhhhh!”
- >Haze claps again, “Yay! Mo eye wa was! Tank yoo! Hase haf twaot itchies!”
- >He starts to lick the tears streaming down the fluffy mother’s face.
- >You and the fluffies at your side all cock your heads confused looking at Haze.
- >Finally you point at Haze, “Hase! Yoo nuu be stwange fwufy!”
- >Haze turns with a hurt look on his face, “Nuu! Hase nuu am stwange! Hase am gud fwuffy!”
- >Bruce runs up and nips Haze’s tail, “Yoo am meanie! Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo nee go way!”
- >Haze whips around at Bruce and pushes him, “Yoo nuu gif owies to Hase!”
- >Bruce jumps up and charges Haze.
- >They ram their heads together with their cheeks puffed.
- >They start trying to shove each other back and end up over the hiding smarty.
- >You snap at the two squabbling fluffies, ”Yoo fwuffies nuu gif owies to hewd fwuffies!”
- >You trot up to where the fluffies were in the fence.
- >You see a dead fluffy with a wire around its neck.
- >The wire seems to come from the ground.
- >The fluffy is laying with its eyes bugged out and boo boo juice leaking from its nose and mouth.
- >You sniff the air.
- >You smell the distinct smell of oil and metal.
- >You look into the yard and see the garden in it.
- >It is lush and green and you feel your tummy start to rumble.
- >But you smell the snappies and the smell is strong.
- >Those nummies are too dangerous to eat.
- >Pookie steps forward, “Am fwuffies gif big owies to dum dum hewd and take dey nummies?”
- >You walk back, “Nuu, nuu gif bad fwuffies owies.”
- >Pookie looks surprised, “Den fwuffiess gif dum dum smawty owies and take pwetty fwuffies?”
- >You look over the cowering herd.
- >”Nuu, nuu nee mo fwuffies. Haf mo fwuffies den hewd get big tummy owies.”
- >Haze and Bruce slowly look away from each other in shock and look at you.
- >Almost in unison they say, “Nuu gif any owies?”
- >”Nuu… Fowwow Deadmeat!”
- >The smarty lowers his hooves, “Smawty nuu get- ?”
- >He looks up seeing Haze and Bruce over him.
- >”MUNSTA! Bad fwuffies haf smawty! Hewp!”
- >He lets out a stream of scared poopies that splatters some of his herd.
- >Haze looks around confused while Bruce just stares at you.
- >Next Special friend comes running up and hugs Haze.
- >”Nex Speshul Fwen tink yoo nice fwuffy! Yoo be extwa gud to mommeh and babbehs! Nex Speshul Fwen see!”
- >He rolls and giggles as she tries to hug him.
- >Bruce starts to stomp, “Why nuu take dey nummies?”
- >You turn and snap at him, “Dey haf nuu nummies to take! Dey nuu nee get owies!”
- >Your herd starts to get into line and follow you.
- >After a bit you hear from behind you, “Why fwen… Nummies!”
- *snap*
- >”Why fwen nuu mof.. gif hug-…urk…”
- >”Fwen?”, “Nee huggies…”
- >You ignore the small herd.
- >You continue to walk throughout the day.
- >Bruce and Pookie fall into the middle of the line.
- >They seem to be talking to one another.
- >Haze is still in the rear.
- >Next special friend is behind you singing her song.
- >”Smawty amd de bestest smawty se onwy smawty fo fwuffy!”
- >”He wet Hase gif mommeh an babbeh wots of wubs!”
- >”Smawty keep hewd saf and fin us wots nummies!”
- >Fwuffy feew saf wif smawty because he am smawty!”
- >You walk until dark time.
- >You start to look for a place to hide and bed down when you stop.
- >You see it across the road.
- >You see the trees and bushes.
- >The wide areas of grass.
- >You recognize it immediately.
- >You start to take off across the black path.
- >A metal monster shoots by cutting you off.
- >You look back and forth making sure no more metal monsters are coming.
- >You run, “Fowwow Deadmeat! Deadmeat fin gud pwace!”
- >Fluffies take off behind you with Haze yelling in a panic.
- >You make it across the road and run across a field.
- >You run into a stand of trees.
- >You recognize a park.
- >You recognize what home looks like.
- >You have found a safe place.
- >You turn smiling to your herd who are now starting to hungrily eat the grass.
- >”Dis noa hidey hole! Fwuffies take beddy bye!”
- >The fluffies cheer as they eat and lay down.
- >The mommy fluffy walks up to you, “Yoo fin wots nummies fo momma… am gud smawty.”
- >She starts to nuzzle your neck and her child hugs your leg.
- >You lay and feel the soft grass on your tummy.
- >You barely lay a second before you are asleep.
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